AD Date : 03/28/2017 Duedate: 04/24/2017 CRYSALIS ARENA DM 106 TURN 310 RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K % 1-FAMOUS HOOS 85/1601 494 234 1 67.9 BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE 19/1481 2 EL CAMINO:H 47/1556 8 6 0 57.1 BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE 74/1570 3 COWBOY CROO 72/1535 17 14 0 54.8 8-DESCENDENTS 45/467 22 27 0 44.9 4-FAST FOOD 47/1355 142 124 0 53.4 9 TALL TALES 59/1335 93 127 2 42.3 5 NUKE TEST 47/1443 16 14 1 53.3 10 WITLESS WON 39/1052 145 215 0 40.3 6 STAR PRAIRI 47/1603 15 14 0 51.7 11 INNERVISION 84/1594 11 19 0 36.7 TEAM KASSEL TAP 28/1511 12 OUTLAWS 72/1495 78 159 5 32.9 7 VIKINGS 10/1208 353 392 4 47.4 X-POSSE 72/1093 SENTINELS 7/1202 13 BLOODGUARD 59/1341 29 73 1 28.4 VAN DUEL 51/1476 JOMSVIKINGS 47/1501 NOMADIC TRIBE 21/1219 14-THE BROTHER 71/1602 2 0 0 100 MAULS LOCAL 457 22/1493 15-BASH BROS N 72/1600 0 1 0 0.0 PEASANT REBELLION 8/1542 THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM Reflections by the Chief Tower Guard It seems Olaf Modeen wants a column. Does he not know that a Tower Guardian is busy? I have places to go, people to see and training to attend to. I'm a busy Guardian. If I spend all of my time writing columns, I'll need to rely on some of my teammates for notes on the other battles - scouting reports and such. These things are important. It is what allowed me to know before last turn just how foul Lord Foul really was, and in what ways. Where does he aim his foulness? Is he able to protect it, or does he just try to use the foulness as a ruse so others won't attack? These are the little things that can give a warrior an edge. What would you have me do, Olaf? I've read your notes from the fights. They tend to be a bit skimpy. "So-and-so bested such-and-such in a one minute exciting fight." Now those are truly helpful notes. I guess you do frequently add the style, although I think all of the teams have those pretty accessible, so I wouldn't count that for much. Or perhaps I should have a teammate help me out? I read Hagar's notes last time I got busy. "Your opponent bled like a stuck pig." Yeah, thanks Hagar. At least that way I knew it was my opponent who bled, in case I had somehow missed that. This is for you Crysalis! A column penned by your very own Tower Guardian. May it bring you much joy and may your life never depend on Hagar's notes! Huntsman Sentinel and Tower Guardian of Crysalis REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER Ho there. It's Olaf Modeen again, your friendly neighborhood old fart. First off, I want to thank Huntsman for writing a column. I know it has improved my life immeasurably, and believe it has done the same for everyone else here. We had sixteen fights, an improvement over last turn, and three challenges, also an improvement. I heard that Sentinels avoided Royal Flush, but don't know if it's really true. Sometimes Debby Tonte makes things up. CANNONBALL (72-5313) (52-66-3,209) of X-POSSE challenged UNCLE FESTER (59-2768) (49-41-1,220) of TALL TALES. CANNONBALL devastated UNCLE FESTER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight. Cannonball is the overall popularity leader and also the top Lunger. COPYCAT (72-5854) (18-25-1,78) of OUTLAWS challenged GAUTREK (47-7666) (28-36- 3,81) of JOMSVIKINGS. COPYCAT was demolished by GAUTREK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee. CRYBABY (72-5853) (19-30-1,85) of OUTLAWS challenged KNOS THE AXE (74-4394) (17- 2-0,92) of BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE. CRYBABY defeated KNOS THE AXE in a 1 minute Challenge duel. HUNTSMAN (7-5837) (68-51-1,233) of SENTINELS fought LORD FOUL (59-1395) (36-56- 2,187) of BLOODGUARD. HUNTSMAN bested LORD FOUL in a popular 1 minute Title contest. So of course, Huntsman is still our top Slasher as well as the Tower Guardian. And Lord Foul is still our top Parry-Lunge. GRIZZ GRIMHULT (19-5083) (22-12-1,192) of BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE fought VERMICIOUS KNID (106-30) (0-0-0,240) of . GRIZZ GRIMHULT was defeated by VERMICIOUS KNID in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match. Grizz is top Striker. The Knid is disgusting. HREIDMAR THE RED (10-6148) (36-18-0,205) of VIKINGS fought RIRORNI COOK (106-24) (0-0-0,181) of . HREIDMAR THE RED devastated RIRORNI COOK in a crowd pleasing 3 minute one-sided duel. Hreidmar is the arena's best Aimed Blow and also a decent cook in his own right. HAGAR BLUETOOTH (10-5850) (52-43-1,191) of VIKINGS fought G W BUSH (59-2764) (45- 45-2,163) of TALL TALES. HAGAR BLUETOOTH devastated G W BUSH in an action packed 1 minute one-sided competition. BALDASSARE (7-6003) (52-52-0,197) of SENTINELS fought TAMMY FAYE (39-3520) (42- 85-0,177) of WITLESS WONDERS. BALDASSARE vanquished TAMMY FAYE in an action packed 1 minute uneven duel. Baldassare is the top Parry-Strike. LUSTY LISA (28-5412) (24-26-2,114) of TEAM KASSEL TAP fought HOPALONG CASSIDY (72-7839) (27-23-0,107) of COWBOY CROONERS. LUSTY LISA was defeated by HOPALONG CASSIDY in an action packed 3 minute duel. LITTLE BOU (21-7929) (30-22-0,127) of NOMADIC TRIBE fought DEEDERS (28-5419) (23- 15-1,140) of TEAM KASSEL TAP. LITTLE BOU savagely defeated DEEDERS in an exciting 7 minute gruesome fight. Little Bou was voted this turn's favorite fighter. MAULT LIQUOR (22-6728) (23-12-1,133) of MAULS LOCAL 457 fought RICE & BEANS (47- 8667) (21-5-1,107) of EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE. MAULT LIQUOR was beaten by RICE & BEANS in a 2 minute fight. SWEET REVENGE (8-5378) (24-4-0,147) of PEASANT REBELLION fought KING MIDAS (59- 2770) (42-42-1,140) of TALL TALES. SWEET REVENGE was demolished by KING MIDAS in a 1 minute mismatched match. VISIONS (84-26780) (21-19-0,82) of INNERVISIONS fought YRSA (47-7671) (22-44- 1,37) of JOMSVIKINGS. VISIONS devastated YRSA in a 1 minute one-sided battle. Yrsa is top Basher. GENE AUTRY (72-7838) (19-31-3,59) of COWBOY CROONERS fought PEPPER (47-8958) (13- 4-0,64) of STAR PRAIRIE. GENE AUTRY bested PEPPER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout. JOHNNY APPLESEED (59-2767) (29-61-0,67) of TALL TALES fought BIKINI ATOLL (47- 7799) (33-27-1,81) of NUKE TEST. JOHNNY APPLESEED was viciously subdued by BIKINI ATOLL in a 3 minute fight. Bikini Atoll is top TP. CABO WABO (51-5583) (16-11-2,43) of VAN DUEL fought CAPTURED PIRATE KING (106-2) (0-0-0,30) of . CABO WABO was devastated by CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a 1 minute uneven duel, after which the Pirate King did a stirring little song and dance. Cabo Wabo was the least popular fighter this turn, perhaps because he walked out of the arena during the performance. That's all the news, pals. Sorry I couldn't give more details, Huntsman. Spy reporter union prohibits that. -- Olaf Modeen THE TOWER GUARDIAN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY HUNTSMAN 7-5837 69 51 1 238 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY CANNONBALL 72-5313 53 66 3 224 X-POSSE (1093) DRAGONHEAD HREIDMAR THE RED 10-6148 37 18 0 213 VIKINGS (1208) KOLACT GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY BALDASSARE 7-6003 53 52 0 203 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850 53 43 1 194 VIKINGS (1208) KOLACT UNCLE FESTER 59-2768 49 42 1 190 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS LORD FOUL 59-1395 36 57 2 190 BLOODGUARD (1341) ILLIS GRIZZ GRIMHULT 19-5083 22 13 1 190 BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1481) ZUWAYZA -LORD BANE 45-2614 26 18 0 182 DESCENDENTS OF DARK (467) STORMCROWE GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY TAMMY FAYE 39-3520 42 86 0 172 WITLESS WONDERS (1052) XOCHITHLAN KING MIDAS 59-2770 43 42 1 165 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS G W BUSH 59-2764 45 46 2 163 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS -CALLISTO 45-3159 23 14 2 163 DESCENDENTS OF DARK (467) STORMCROWE GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY LITTLE BOU 21-7929 31 22 0 146 NOMADIC TRIBE (1219) SUNSET SWEET REVENGE 8-5378 24 5 0 133 PEASANT REBELLION (1542) ARKERS DEEDERS 28-5419 23 16 1 133 TEAM KASSEL TAP (1511) MORYA RICE & BEANS 47-8667 22 5 1 132 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (1556) NORTH FORK MAULT LIQUOR 22-6728 23 13 1 119 MAULS LOCAL 457 (1493) SOLVEN HOPALONG CASSIDY 72-7839 28 23 0 117 COWBOY CROONERS (1535) DRAGONHEAD -SEARCH DOG 11-7955 29 20 0 107 BULLDOGS (174) ARUAK CITY -SHORSHA 45-3208 27 22 1 107 DESCENDENTS OF DARK (467) STORMCROWE LUSTY LISA 28-5412 24 27 2 107 TEAM KASSEL TAP (1511) MORYA GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY CRYBABY 72-5853 20 30 1 100 OUTLAWS (1495) DRAGONHEAD GAUTREK 47-7666 29 36 3 91 JOMSVIKINGS (1501) NORTH FORK GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY BIKINI ATOLL 47-7799 34 27 1 85 NUKE TEST (1443) NORTH FORK VISIONS 84-26780 22 19 0 84 INNERVISIONS (1594) BLACKSTONE KNOS THE AXE 74-4394 17 3 0 83 BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1570) DAYLA KIV -PINK 'POSSUM 11-8072 23 8 0 77 ANIMAL FARM (1095) ARUAK CITY -LORD BLADE 45-3410 20 8 0 74 DESCENDENTS OF DARK (467) STORMCROWE -DOVE 45-3188 23 30 1 73 DESCENDENTS OF DARK (467) STORMCROWE GENE AUTRY 72-7838 20 31 3 73 COWBOY CROONERS (1535) DRAGONHEAD -SILVER PINNACLE 7-6427 18 11 3 71 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR -GOLD TOOTH 11-8026 20 9 1 70 COLORIFIC (1050) ARUAK CITY COPYCAT 72-5854 18 26 1 69 OUTLAWS (1495) DRAGONHEAD JOHNNY APPLESEED 59-2767 29 62 0 68 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS -SUPERSIZE ME 47-8110 19 7 2 67 FAST FOOD (1355) NORTH FORK -JOHN DILLINGER 85-1851 21 3 0 66 FAMOUS HOOSIERS (1601) JASPER GULCH -WALKER 47-8907 16 12 0 60 SERPENTS HOLD II (1571) NORTH FORK PEPPER 47-8958 13 5 0 57 STAR PRAIRIE (1603) NORTH FORK -EMERALD CITY 47-7896 14 2 2 46 LAND OF OZ (28) NORTH FORK YRSA 47-7671 22 45 1 39 JOMSVIKINGS (1501) NORTH FORK CABO WABO 51-5583 16 12 2 26 VAN DUEL (1476) TRICORUS '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE Hagar -- You bled like a stuck pig. -- Huntsman Cannonball -- Why did you go and make me bleed like that? That "stuck pig" analogy might stick for awhile. -- Hagar Midas -- That was certainly not the Midas-touch. -- Sweet This place needs some rippers. Anybody got a ripper to throw in here? They should at least be represented! (The above note was sent from the team of Huntsman, Hagar, and Sweet.) LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS CANNONBALL devastated UNCLE FESTER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight. COPYCAT was demolished by GAUTREK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee. CRYBABY defeated KNOS THE AXE in a 1 minute Challenge duel. HUNTSMAN bested LORD FOUL in a popular 1 minute Title contest. GRIZZ GRIMHULT was defeated by VERMICIOUS KNID in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match. HREIDMAR THE RED devastated RIRORNI COOK in a crowd pleasing 3 minute one-sided duel. HAGAR BLUETOOTH devastated G W BUSH in a action packed 1 minute one-sided competition. BALDASSARE vanquished TAMMY FAYE in a action packed 1 minute uneven duel. LUSTY LISA was defeated by HOPALONG CASSIDY in a action packed 3 minute duel. LITTLE BOU savagely defeated DEEDERS in a exciting 7 minute gruesome fight. MAULT LIQUOR was beaten by RICE & BEANS in a 2 minute fight. SWEET REVENGE was demolished by KING MIDAS in a 1 minute mismatched match. VISIONS devastated YRSA in a 1 minute one-sided battle. GENE AUTRY bested PEPPER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout. JOHNNY APPLESEED was viciously subdued by BIKINI ATOLL in a 3 minute fight. CABO WABO was devastated by CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a 1 minute uneven duel. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |LUNGING ATTACK 7 PARRY-STRIKE 15 - 6 - 0 71 | |AIMED BLOW 5 PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 1 - 0 67 | |SLASHING ATTACK 4 AIMED BLOW 49 - 27 - 0 64 | |STRIKING ATTACK 4 WALL OF STEEL 30 - 23 - 0 57 | |PARRY-LUNGE 3 LUNGING ATTACK 59 - 48 - 0 55 | |PARRY-STRIKE 2 SLASHING ATTACK 17 - 23 - 0 43 | |TOTAL PARRY 2 PARRY-LUNGE 16 - 22 - 0 42 | |WALL OF STEEL 1 BASHING ATTACK 9 - 14 - 0 39 | |BASHING ATTACK 1 TOTAL PARRY 12 - 19 - 1 39 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 STRIKING ATTACK 15 - 30 - 0 33 | Turn 310 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 4 2 SLASHING ATTACK AIMED BLOW 4 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 AIMED BLOW PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 4 2 STRIKING ATTACK PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 LUNGING ATTACK SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 2 1 PARRY-STRIKE TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL 1 PARRY-LUNGE 1 TOTAL PARRY TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME SLASHING ATTACK HUNTSMAN 7-5837 69 51 1 238 SENTINELS (1202) LUNGING ATTACK CANNONBALL 72-5313 53 66 3 224 X-POSSE (1093) AIMED BLOW HREIDMAR THE RED 10-6148 37 18 0 213 VIKINGS (1208) PARRY-STRIKE BALDASSARE 7-6003 53 52 0 203 SENTINELS (1202) WALL OF STEEL HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850 53 43 1 194 VIKINGS (1208) PARRY-LUNGE LORD FOUL 59-1395 36 57 2 190 BLOODGUARD (1341) STRIKING ATTACK GRIZZ GRIMHULT 19-5083 22 13 1 190 BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1481) TOTAL PARRY BIKINI ATOLL 47-7799 34 27 1 85 NUKE TEST (1443) FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME BASHING ATTACK YRSA 47-7671 22 45 1 39 JOMSVIKINGS (1501) The overall popularity leader is CANNONBALL 72-5313. The most popular warrior this turn was LITTLE BOU 21-7929. The ten other most popular fighters were DEEDERS 28-5419, HREIDMAR THE RED 10-6148, BIKINI ATOLL 47-7799, HUNTSMAN 7-5837, LUSTY LISA 28-5412, HOPALONG CASSIDY 72-7839, RICE & BEANS 47-8667, CANNONBALL 72-5313, GAUTREK 47-7666, and GRIZZ GRIMHULT 19-5083. The least popular fighter this week was CABO WABO 51-5583. The other ten least popular fighters were YRSA 47-7671, COPYCAT 72-5854, SWEET REVENGE 8-5378, TAMMY FAYE 39-3520, KNOS THE AXE 74-4394, UNCLE FESTER 59-2768, JOHNNY APPLESEED 59-2767, VISIONS 84-26780, MAULT LIQUOR 22-6728, and G W BUSH 59-2764. Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K BONSUR(7) 2 0 0 SOLVEN(22) 0 1 0 ILLIS(59) 1 4 0 ARKERS(8) 0 1 0 MORYA(28) 0 2 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 4 1 0 KOLACT(10) 2 0 0 XOCHITHLAN(39) 0 1 0 DAYLA KIV(74) 0 1 0 ZUWAYZA(19) 0 1 0 NORTH FORK(47) 3 2 0 BLACKSTONE(84) 1 0 0 SUNSET(21) 1 0 0 TRICORUS(51) 0 1 0 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY HUNTSMAN 7-5837 69 51 1 238 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR SWEET REVENGE 8-5378 24 5 0 133 PEASANT REBELLION (1542) ARKERS HREIDMAR THE RED 10-6148 37 18 0 213 VIKINGS (1208) KOLACT GRIZZ GRIMHULT 19-5083 22 13 1 190 BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1481) ZUWAYZA LITTLE BOU 21-7929 31 22 0 146 NOMADIC TRIBE (1219) SUNSET MAULT LIQUOR 22-6728 23 13 1 119 MAULS LOCAL 457 (1493) SOLVEN DEEDERS 28-5419 23 16 1 133 TEAM KASSEL TAP (1511) MORYA TAMMY FAYE 39-3520 42 86 0 172 WITLESS WONDERS (1052) XOCHITHLAN RICE & BEANS 47-8667 22 5 1 132 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (1556) NORTH FORK CABO WABO 51-5583 16 12 2 26 VAN DUEL (1476) TRICORUS UNCLE FESTER 59-2768 49 42 1 190 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS CANNONBALL 72-5313 53 66 3 224 X-POSSE (1093) DRAGONHEAD KNOS THE AXE 74-4394 17 3 0 83 BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1570) DAYLA KIV VISIONS 84-26780 22 19 0 84 INNERVISIONS (1594) BLACKSTONE CHALLENGES AND AVOIDS To clarify: You issue Challenges to warriors, but Avoid teams. To Challenge, write that warrior's name and ID# in the space provided. To Avoid, write the team's name and Team ID in that space. Make sure you include the ID! * * * * * MEMO * * * * * From: The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission To: All Managers In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately. Managers may register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission. Each warrior may have up to 15 favorite sayings. Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, Victory and may be up to 70 characters long. For any questions, please contact the Gladiatorial Commission. NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS) For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. MOJO'S MONKEY (16-4101) THE FUN BUNCH (396) LEAPING LEPER (33-7940) HALLOWIENERS (635) EMERALD CITY (47-7896) LAND OF OZ (217) SILVERTHORN (60-8840) SUPERIOR FORCES 60 (654) KAYCRON (63-2900) SUPERIOR FORCES (235) MADONNA (63-3068) BAD GIRLS (325) LEAST SHREW (70-6374) SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (529) THE GREAT PUMPKIN (82-4576) LEGENEDS OF TKE 2 (618) HARV (82-35034) MY TCS (5768) PERPETUAL (84-14073) OTTODROME 13 (2485) GEEZER (84-20642) GETTING OLD (3683) LAST STRAW (84-24737) OTTODROME 41 (4393) LINT (84-29649) TUM'S ALL STARS (5238) PROFANELY ABUNDANT (84-42331) WINTER 2013 XIII (7355) ZOMBIE BABY (84-53039) SPIRIT'S SPIRITS (9134) CHILI (85-8953) MADE WITH MEAT (1634) VINEGAR STROKES (85-9814) THE LEAGUE II (1787) Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes MAKING YOUR CHALLENGES GO THROUGH First, you need to be sure you are making your challenges correctly. 1. Are you writing down the warrior I.D. number of the warrior you want to challenge? 2. Is your handwriting clear? 3. Is the warrior you are challenging within range of your warrior? Warriors can challenge within their own class and the next higher class, plus the "Challenger" classes can also challenge the next lower class. So, an Adept can challenge Adepts and Challenger Adepts. A Challenger Adept can challenge Adepts, Challenger Adepts, and Champions. (Try not to challenge down, though. Besides being unsportsmanlike and making everyone mad, it isn't advantageous to your warriors. They need to fight more experienced warriors so they will learn.) 4. Are your warriors eligible to make challenges? If they didn't fight within the last two turns, then they can't challenge. 5. Are the warriors they want to fight eligible to receive challenges? If they didn't fight within the last two turns, then they can't be challenged. Next, adjust your choices for the maximum likelihood of getting your challenges. There are several things that will help: 1. Have each of your warriors challenge two different opponents from two different teams. That way, if the first opponent's team doesn't fight that turn, you still might get your second challenge. 2. Use your avoids. Have each warrior avoid the teams of whoever you think might be likely to challenge him. If you can get out of being challenged, that increases your chance of getting your own challenge through. 3. Don't challenge warriors who didn't fight last turn. The odds are higher that they won't be fighting this turn. 4. Don't challenge warriors who might be involved in a bloodfeud (either as the killers, or the avengers). A bloodfeud challenge has priority over all other challenges. 5. Don't challenge Tournament Victors. A TV challenge has priority over all other challenges except bloodfeuds. You'll need to do a little research in back issues of the newsletter to find out who the TVs are. 6. Don't challenge warriors who you know are going to challenge someone else, or are going to get challenged by someone else. Your challenge has a better chance of getting through if it is the only challenge to that particular warrior. 7. Don't challenge the "easy pickings." That is, warriors above you who have way too few fights or very bad records for where they are ranked. They will tend to get challenged a lot. 8. Don't challenge warriors who are likely to be avoiding your team. This includes any warrior your team fought within the last two turns. Well, it sounds like I've eliminated just about everybody, doesn't it? Of course you can challenge opponents who fit into one or more of those categories; just try to find ones who don't. Your idea candidate for a challenge is: A warrior ranked somewhat above your warrior in the same class, or in the next higher class, with a few more fights than your warrior, and a winning record, who isn't a TV and isn't currently at war with anyone. I hope this will be of some help to you. The Rogue She-Puppy SUMMER FACE-TO-FACE IN KANSAS CITY, MISSOURI We have planned our summer FTF for July 14-16, 2017, in Kansas City, Missouri. It will be held at the Hilton Kansas City Airport. Room rates are $95.00 per night, 1-2 occupancy, which includes free wireless internet and mini-fridges. There's a fitness center, indoor/outdoor pool, and business center, as well as a resturant and Starbucks inside the hotel. There is a complimentary 24-hour airport shuttle and free parking. The rooms are blocked. To reserve, go here: http://group.hilton.com/realitysimulations (As always if you have issues making reservations, please let us know!) Hotel site: http://tinyurl.com/July16FTF Look for the tournament info sheet and minioverviews some time in June. We hope you're all looking forward to it and that we will see you there! -- RSI