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Date   : 07/18/2017    Duedate: 08/14/2017

CRYSALIS ARENA

DM 106    TURN 314

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1-SMITHSONIAN 8/250    496  235   1 67.9      BAD COMBINATIONS 71/1626
    CRAZY CREEPS 60/363                         THINGS GEORGE DOES 73/812
    FLOWER GIRLS 52/265                         IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS 7/883
    EXCLAMATION! 63/1606                        INGRATE WHITE NORTH 60/745
  2 SPARF! 20/873       3279 1672  35 66.2      NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC 42/1343
    SPARF! 54/1139                            3-STAR PRAIRI 47/1603   19   19   0 50.0
    CRYPTICS 25/150                             TEAM KASSEL TAP 28/1511
    SKI TAOS 23/860                           4 VIKINGS 10/1208      380  405   5 48.4
    AVID FANS 45/199                            SENTINELS 7/1202
    REAL BEER 21/859                            VAN DUEL 51/1476
    THE BULLS 73/255                            NOMADIC TRIBE 21/1219
    BLOWN AWAY 44/398                           MAULS LOCAL 457 22/1493
    NOT QUITE 59/1028                           PEASANT REBELLION 8/1542
    ROYAL FLUSH 47/10                           BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE 19/1481
    AIR CANADA 73/1624                          BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE 74/1570
    KING'S COURT 11/34                        5-GREAT OLD O 73/1607  124  136   2 47.7
    OPEN SESAME 50/668                        6 TEAM TOONS 47/1500    21   23   0 47.7
    CHAPEL ROCK 59/1108                         COWBOY CROONERS 72/1535
    OTTO'S PARTS 52/664                       7-WAR-C-KERS 71/1620   129  143   2 47.4
    PARTY ANIMALS 5/476                       8-AAAARRGH HA 83/1608   21   28   0 42.9
    WS ARMS '05 71/1625                       9 WITLESS WON 39/1052  146  218   0 40.1
    ALPHABET SOUP 73/943                     10 TALL TALES 59/1335    94  142   2 39.8
    USELESS TOOLS 54/552                     11-B.I.G. 32/1593        14   22   1 38.9
    WORLDWIDE GORE 26/35                        HOWLIN MAD 47/1615
    MILITARY MAYHEM 31/37                       INNERVISIONS 84/1594
    USELESS TOOLS 57/1249                       DRUNK DRAWING 84/1612
    WAY BACK WHEN 73/1497                    12 OUTLAWS 72/1495       84  169   5 33.2
    WAY TO GO! II 73/1010                       X-POSSE 72/1093
    WORLDWIDE GORE 73/547                    13-WRATHMEN XV 71/1613    1    0   0  100
    WRESTLMANIACS 30/1459                    14 SHEWISH DIN 47/1628    1    1   0 50.0
    CALENDAR GIRLS 73/1574                   15-APOCALYPSE 49/1610     0    1   0  0.0
    HERE TO PHOENIX 26/871                      DARK FORCES 25/1609
    CONSORTIUM CRAP 11/1248                  16 BASH BROS S 72/1621    0    1   0  0.0
    CRUEL PET NAMES 40/1117                     BASH BROS BASEBALL 72/1617
    ITALIAN FOOTBALL 17/826                     BASH BROS FAST FOOD 72/1618

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Well!
     There were 51 fights today, which is even more than last time.  This included 7 
challenges and a whopping mess of avoids.  Hmm.  Royal Flush avoided Sentinels, for 
what that's worth.  Was it fear?  I doubt it.  Just strategy.  Or tactics.  I get 
those mixed up.  Anyway, nobody died.
     F.O.A.D. (73-442) (52-24-2,240) of ALPHABET SOUP challenged GRIZZ GRIMHULT (19-
5083) (25-13-1,213) of BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE.  F.O.A.D. devastated GRIZZ GRIMHULT in a 1 
minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.  Look at that! The Title fight was decided on 
a challenge.  And so, F.O.A.D. is our continued Tower Guardian and top Lunger.  Good 
going!  And Grizz Grimhult is still the top Striker.
     NUMBSKULL (52-2948) (28-17-2,214) of OTTO'S PARTS challenged CANNONBALL (72-5313) 
(55-67-3,233) of X-POSSE.  NUMBSKULL demolished CANNONBALL in a 1 minute one-sided 
Challenge melee.  Numbskull is top Slasher.
     TAOS (26-4042) (50-24-1,208) of HERE TO PHOENIX challenged BALDASSARE (7-6003) 
(56-52-0,209) of SENTINELS.  TAOS was savagely defeated by BALDASSARE in a crowd 
pleasing 3 minute Challenge duel.
     A GROUNDSKEEPER (45-1613) (46-40-1,185) of AVID FANS challenged TAMMY FAYE (39-
3520) (43-88-0,201) of WITLESS WONDERS.  A GROUNDSKEEPER defeated TAMMY FAYE in a 2 
minute Challenge fight.
     BULL FROG (73-4547) (44-27-0,169) of THE BULLS challenged G W BUSH (59-2764) (45-
49-2,176) of TALL TALES.  BULL FROG demolished G W BUSH in a 1 minute mismatched 
Challenge competition.
     CRYBABY (72-5853) (21-32-1,137) of OUTLAWS challenged KNOS THE AXE (74-4394) (20-
3-1,139) of BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE.  CRYBABY was overpowered by KNOS THE AXE in a 1 minute 
one-sided Challenge struggle.
     COPYCAT (72-5854) (19-28-1,66) of OUTLAWS challenged ROY ROGERS (72-7836) (18-36-
0,98) of COWBOY CROONERS.  COPYCAT handily defeated ROY ROGERS in a 1 minute uneven 
Challenge fight.
     That's the challenges.  And now, the rest of the stylemasters.
     The Referee is our top Parry-Strike and the overall popularity leader.  THE 
REFEREE (45-1091) (103-55-4,241) of AVID FANS fought VERMICIOUS KNID (106-30) (0-0-
0,240) of  .  THE REFEREE handily defeated VERMICIOUS KNID in a popular 2 minute 
uneven fight.  Brr!  I hate knids!
     DUTCH TREAT (26-1841) (164-42-2,398) of WORLDWIDE GORE fought VILLAINOUS INFORMER 
(106-23) (0-0-0,181) of  .  DUTCH TREAT handily defeated VILLAINOUS INFORMER in a 2 
minute one-sided contest.  The Treat, you know, is our top TP.
     The top Aimed Blow is Hari-Kari.  HARI-KARI (73-3049) (81-14-0,251) of WAY TO GO! 
II fought CLOTTO (106-25) (0-0-0,181) of  .  HARI-KARI vanquished CLOTTO in an action 
packed 2 minute gory uneven duel.  This arena has some scary stand-ins, but they were 
sure eating dust today, huh? 
     King Foraday is top Basher.  KING FORADAY (47-3762) (81-62-4,235) of ROYAL FLUSH 
fought VILLAINOUS INFORMER (106-23) (0-0-0,181) of  .  KING FORADAY subdued VILLAINOUS 
INFORMER in a popular 2 minute bloody brawl.  Three stand-ins so far, three stand-in 
losses.
     It is hard to write with a kitten trying to get as close as possible to your 
face.  Cats like faces, even a whiskery old relic like mine.
     LAND OF FLUSH (11-4373) (52-26-2,196) of CONSORTIUM CRAP fought ARENAMASTER 
SANDAVOL (106-28) (0-0-0,200) of  .  LAND OF FLUSH demolished ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in 
a exciting 2 minute mismatched match.  Land of Flush is top Parry-Lunge and the stand-
ins are now 0-4.
     The Lion King is top Waste.  THE LION KING (47-6360) (46-18-0,198) of ROYAL FLUSH 
fought SWEET REVENGE (8-5378) (26-6-0,158) of PEASANT REBELLION.  THE LION KING 
demolished SWEET REVENGE in an action packed 3 minute one-sided fight.
     There were some other stand-in fights, most of which didn't go so well for the 
regular gladiators.  Still... go stylemasters! 
     I respect long-winded fighters.  Pires was voted this turn's favorite. PIRES (7-
5665) (30-14-0,210) of IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS fought HAGAR BLUETOOTH (10-5850) (55-44-
1,184) of VIKINGS.  PIRES savagely defeated HAGAR BLUETOOTH in an exciting 5 minute 
brutal bout.
     Gene Autry got the booby prize this time.  TUESDAY WELD (73-6047) (17-2-0,92) of 
CALENDAR GIRLS fought GENE AUTRY (72-7838) (20-34-3,45) of COWBOY CROONERS.  TUESDAY 
WELD devastated GENE AUTRY in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
     And that's the whole shebang.  You know what they say about blood on a purple 
robe.  Don't wear a purple robe in the arena, dumbass!
     See you next time,

                                          -- Olaf Modeen

THE TOWER GUARDIAN             W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 F.O.A.D. 73-442              53  24  2  257  ALPHABET SOUP (943)        ERINIKA

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DUTCH TREAT 26-1841         165  42  2  404  WORLDWIDE GORE (35)        CALEAM
-TINY TIM 60-6042             40  13  1  290  CRAZY CREEPS (363)         ARADI
 HARI-KARI 73-3049            82  14  0  259  WAY TO GO! II (1010)       ERINIKA
 THE REFEREE 45-1091         104  55  4  254  AVID FANS (199)            STORMCROWE

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KING FORADAY 47-3762         82  62  4  237  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
-WHACKING WILLOW 52-3167      82  27  1  237  FLOWER GIRLS (265)         FRATSFA
 BALDASSARE 7-6003            57  52  0  230  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
 NUMBSKULL 52-2948            29  17  2  225  OTTO'S PARTS (664)         FRATSFA
 BLACK JACK SHELACK 47-4850   55  33  2  224  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 AFRICAN QUEEN 47-6424        49  25  0  224  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 PIRES 7-5665                 31  14  0  220  IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (883) BONSUR
 HUNTSMAN 7-5837              71  53  1  213  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
 LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373        53  26  2  211  CONSORTIUM CRAP (1248)     ARUAK CITY
 THE LION KING 47-6360        47  18  0  211  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 HREIDMAR THE RED 10-6148     40  19  0  211  VIKINGS (1208)             KOLACT

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DAIRY QUEEN 47-2685         120  58  3  210  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
-BULL DURHAM 5-4324           63  31  1  210  PARTY ANIMALS (476)        KALTOS
 DARK TOWER 11-1702          110  66  0  209  KING'S COURT (34)          ARUAK CITY
 DISCO QUEEN 47-1992          93  35  2  209  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 THE COUNT 50-1860            34  20  0  206  OPEN SESAME (668)          SNOWBOUND
-BEERVAHNA 60-4292            58  43  3  205  INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745)  ARADI
 BODDINGTON'S 21-5035         41  26  0  200  REAL BEER (859)            SUNSET
 DORSAL FINN 42-1662          20  13  1  200  NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC (1343) RODEKI
 A GROUNDSKEEPER 45-1613      47  40  1  199  AVID FANS (199)            STORMCROWE
 STEVE MCQUEEN 47-3908        68  59  1  198  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 TAOS 26-4042                 50  25  1  197  HERE TO PHOENIX (871)      CALEAM
 UZI 44-1701                  44  45  1  197  BLOWN AWAY (398)           KRILL
 GRIZZ GRIMHULT 19-5083       25  14  1  197  BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1481)  ZUWAYZA
 RUBBER KNIFE 54-2038         78  54  1  195  USELESS TOOLS (552)        TROCAR
 CANNONBALL 72-5313           55  68  3  193  X-POSSE (1093)             DRAGONHEAD
 SUPER GROVER 50-3413         27  13  0  191  OPEN SESAME (668)          SNOWBOUND
 TAMMY FAYE 39-3520           43  89  0  190  WITLESS WONDERS (1052)     XOCHITHLAN
 ADAM'S APPLE 52-3203         43  26  0  190  OTTO'S PARTS (664)         FRATSFA
-LAR'EH WALKER 60-5825        29  15  1  190  INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745)  ARADI
-JIVE 25-624                 119  79  1  189  CRYPTICS (150)             LYRATILAN
 ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429          63  49  1  188  SPARF! (873)               SEAM
 HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850      55  45  1  188  VIKINGS (1208)             KOLACT
 GENERAL PUBLIC 31-3112       42  33  1  188  MILITARY MAYHEM (37)       CHIMLEVTAL
 RUBBER KNIFE 57-2546         52  17  2  187  USELESS TOOLS (1249)       ANDOR
 WOLFMAN JACK 5-4594          28   5  2  187  PARTY ANIMALS (476)        KALTOS
 JACK KNIFE 47-6694           39  25  1  186  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 THAT! 21-5272                24   8  2  186  REAL BEER (859)            SUNSET
 VIKING RAIDER 54-2885        37  20  1  185  SPARF! (1139)              TROCAR
 UNCLE FESTER 59-2768         49  46  1  184  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
 BULL FROG 73-4547            45  27  0  184  THE BULLS (255)            ERINIKA
-LONDON QUIREBOY 59-2513      54  30  1  183  CHAPEL ROCK (1108)         ILLIS

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-IMMOVEABLE OBJECT 59-2110    56  30  2  180  NOT QUITE (1028)           ILLIS
 HUNZICKER BOWL 23-4182       55  38  3  180  SKI TAOS (860)             TI
-CUBA 26-3917                 44  27  0  180  HERE TO PHOENIX (871)      CALEAM
 ACE OF BASE 47-6905          34  24  0  180  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 MAULT LIQUOR 22-6728         25  15  1  180  MAULS LOCAL 457 (1493)     SOLVEN
-PHONELESS CORD 54-2018       53  44  0  179  USELESS TOOLS (552)        TROCAR
 ACE METRIC 47-3554           38  34  0  178  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
-PHILLIP THE BIRD 40-3708     33  29  1  177  CRUEL PET NAMES (1117)     ZENSU
 SITS ON HIS DUFF 73-1810     57  38  4  176  THINGS GEORGE DOES (812)   ERINIKA
 DEATHFROMABOVE 73-5766       22   3  1  174  WAY BACK WHEN (1497)       ERINIKA
 THE ROCK 30-4314             21   7  1  173  WRESTLMANIACS (1459)       IAYE
 BASE ON BULLS 73-3101        43  24  4  171  THE BULLS (255)            ERINIKA
 A.O. HELL 54-2523            43  23  2  169  USELESS TOOLS (552)        TROCAR
 ORPHAN 72-5463               28  41  2  169  X-POSSE (1093)             DRAGONHEAD
 G W BUSH 59-2764             45  50  2  167  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
 LITTLE BOU 21-7929           33  24  0  167  NOMADIC TRIBE (1219)       SUNSET
 OSCAR 50-3153                44  24  0  166  OPEN SESAME (668)          SNOWBOUND

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SWEET REVENGE 8-5378         26   7  0  166  PEASANT REBELLION (1542)   ARKERS
 SCORPION KING 47-4718        20   4  1  163  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
-LUSTY LISA 28-5412           27  27  2  160  TEAM KASSEL TAP (1511)     MORYA
 HOPALONG CASSIDY 72-7839     30  25  0  158  COWBOY CROONERS (1535)     DRAGONHEAD
 TRASH CAN 50-3403            36  20  4  151  OPEN SESAME (668)          SNOWBOUND

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KNOS THE AXE 74-4394         21   3  1  149  BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1570)  DAYLA KIV
-FIGHTER ACE 47-1189          90  62  6  148  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 GREEN KING 21-5183           22   8  0  138  REAL BEER (859)            SUNSET
 CRYBABY 72-5853              21  33  1  133  OUTLAWS (1495)             DRAGONHEAD
 FRENCH KISS 73-590           10   3  0  129  WORLDWIDE GORE (547)       ERINIKA
-R BAGGIO 17-4867             27  18  1  126  ITALIAN FOOTBALL (826)     ALJAFIR
-A BOMB IN A BULL 73-503      22   9  2  125  THE BULLS (255)            ERINIKA
-DEEDERS 28-5419              24  18  1  123  TEAM KASSEL TAP (1511)     MORYA
 GENERAL PURPOSE 31-5124      13   8  1  122  MILITARY MAYHEM (37)       CHIMLEVTAL
 JACK O'LANTERN 47-2762       16   6  1  111  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 KING MIDAS 59-2770           43  46  1  109  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-DROP TOP BM 32-6283          16   8  2  100  B.I.G. (1593)              ARVAT
 TUESDAY WELD 73-6047         18   2  0   94  CALENDAR GIRLS (1574)      ERINIKA
 COPYCAT 72-5854              20  28  1   93  OUTLAWS (1495)             DRAGONHEAD
 JOHNNY APPLESEED 59-2767     30  65  0   91  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-VISIONS 84-26780             23  21  0   85  INNERVISIONS (1594)        BLACKSTONE
 CABO WABO 51-5583            19  13  2   85  VAN DUEL (1476)            TRICORUS
 ROY ROGERS 72-7836           18  37  0   72  COWBOY CROONERS (1535)     DRAGONHEAD
 JINX 47-7951                 25  24  1   69  TEAM TOONS (1500)          NORTH FORK
-PEPPER 47-8958               13   8  0   65  STAR PRAIRIE (1603)        NORTH FORK
-SHOVELING 72-8014            20   1  1   62  BASH BROS SNOW (1621)      DRAGONHEAD
-YOSEMITE 8-5231              22   2  0   60  SMITHSONIAN (250)          ARKERS
-HOME OF THE SLOPPER 72-6586  16   5  0   53  BASH BROS FAST FOOD (1618) DRAGONHEAD
 GENE AUTRY 72-7838           20  35  3   51  COWBOY CROONERS (1535)     DRAGONHEAD

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

F.O.A.D. devastated GRIZZ GRIMHULT in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
NUMBSKULL demolished CANNONBALL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
TAOS was savagely defeated by BALDASSARE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge duel.
A GROUNDSKEEPER defeated TAMMY FAYE in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
BULL FROG demolished G W BUSH in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
CRYBABY was overpowered by KNOS THE AXE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
COPYCAT handily defeated ROY ROGERS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
HARI-KARI vanquished CLOTTO in a action packed 2 minute gory uneven duel.
ROWDY YOBBO was vanquished by HUNTSMAN in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
AFRICAN QUEEN overpowered CRYSALIS GUARD in a popular 2 minute one-sided melee.
BLACK JACK SHELACK demolished TELGOR in a 2 minute mismatched match.
DUTCH TREAT handily defeated VILLAINOUS INFORMER in a 2 minute one-sided contest.
KING FORADAY subdued VILLAINOUS INFORMER in a popular 2 minute bloody brawl.
THE REFEREE handily defeated VERMICIOUS KNID in a popular 2 minute uneven fight.
WOLFMAN JACK lost to HREIDMAR THE RED in a exciting 1 minute fray.
DORSAL FINN bested RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brawl.
PIRES savagely defeated HAGAR BLUETOOTH in a exciting 5 minute brutal bout.
DISCO QUEEN savagely defeated AMBER WOLFWALKER in a popular 2 minute bloody match.
DAIRY QUEEN devastated RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a popular 2 minute one-sided contest.
STEVE MCQUEEN viciously subdued MAULT LIQUOR in a popular 4 minute gruesome match.
HUNZICKER BOWL lost to IMPRISONED SPY in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory fray.
THE LION KING demolished SWEET REVENGE in a action packed 3 minute one-sided fight.
JACK KNIFE was savagely defeated by THE BLACKSMITH in a popular 3 minute gory duel.
ACE OF BASE was demolished by VILLAINOUS INFORMER in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
THE COUNT handily defeated ORPHAN in a exciting 1 minute uneven bout.
ADAM'S APPLE was handily defeated by TELGOR in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
RUBBER KNIFE defeated VILLAINOUS INFORMER in a action packed 2 minute duel.
VIKING RAIDER was defeated by CLOTTO in a exciting 2 minute gory match.
DARK TOWER overpowered ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a popular 2 minute one-sided bout.
SITS ON HIS DUFF was demolished by VILLAINOUS INFORMER in a 1 minute uneven contest.
UNCLE FESTER was defeated by UZI in a 2 minute struggle.
LAND OF FLUSH demolished ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a exciting 2 minute mismatched match.
THAT! was overpowered by GOJIRO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
BODDINGTON'S demolished IMPRISONED SPY in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
GREEN KING lost to ZORRO, THE GAY BLADE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bout.
GENERAL PUBLIC demolished HOPALONG CASSIDY in a exciting 1 minute uneven competition.
ACE METRIC defeated VILLAINOUS INFORMER in a action packed 2 minute battle.
THE ROCK was vanquished by ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
BASE ON BULLS was viciously subdued by TELGOR in a crowd pleasing 3 minute fight.
RUBBER KNIFE viciously subdued RIRORNI COOK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal melee.
DEATHFROMABOVE overpowered FLOYD in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided fight.
OSCAR overpowered CHEATING MANAGER in a 2 minute uneven bout.
TRASH CAN was defeated by LITTLE BOU in a action packed 4 minute brutal competition.
SUPER GROVER demolished THE BLACKSMITH in a exciting 1 minute one-sided conflict.
A.O. HELL narrowly defeated IMPRISONED SPY in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody bout.
GENERAL PURPOSE was handily defeated by CHEATING MANAGER in a 1 minute match.
KING MIDAS was demolished by FRENCH KISS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided brawl.
SCORPION KING luckily beat IMPRISONED SPY in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody battle.
JINX was overpowered by JOHNNY APPLESEED in a 2 minute uneven bout.
TUESDAY WELD devastated GENE AUTRY in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
JACK O'LANTERN devastated CABO WABO in a exciting 1 minute mismatched conflict.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  17         PARRY-STRIKE      21 -   4 -  1      84  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   13         AIMED BLOW        49 -  29 -  0      63  |
|AIMED BLOW                      11         WALL OF STEEL     30 -  18 -  0      63  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 10         LUNGING ATTACK    59 -  55 -  0      52  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  7         PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     4         TOTAL PARRY       13 -  14 -  1      48  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         PARRY-LUNGE       14 -  16 -  0      47  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         SLASHING ATTACK   22 -  27 -  0      45  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         BASHING ATTACK     7 -  12 -  0      37  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         STRIKING ATTACK   17 -  33 -  1      34  |

Turn 314 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       4 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  6         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        3 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  2         3  TOTAL PARRY    
AIMED BLOW         8 -  3     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  6         2  PARRY-STRIKE   
PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     
WALL OF STEEL      8 -  5                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     9 -  8                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   F.O.A.D. 73-442            53  24  2  257 ALPHABET SOUP (943)
TOTAL PARRY      DUTCH TREAT 26-1841       165  42  2  404 WORLDWIDE GORE (35)
AIMED BLOW       HARI-KARI 73-3049          82  14  0  259 WAY TO GO! II (1010)
PARRY-STRIKE     THE REFEREE 45-1091       104  55  4  254 AVID FANS (199)
BASHING ATTACK   KING FORADAY 47-3762       82  62  4  237 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
SLASHING ATTACK  NUMBSKULL 52-2948          29  17  2  225 OTTO'S PARTS (664)
PARRY-LUNGE      LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373      53  26  2  211 CONSORTIUM CRAP (1248)
WALL OF STEEL    THE LION KING 47-6360      47  18  0  211 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
STRIKING ATTACK  GRIZZ GRIMHULT 19-5083     25  14  1  197 BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1481)

The overall popularity leader is THE REFEREE 45-1091.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was PIRES 7-5665.  The ten other most popular fighters were TRASH CAN 50-3403, 
MAULT LIQUOR 22-6728, RUBBER KNIFE 54-2038, BALDASSARE 7-6003, THE REFEREE 45-1091, 
STEVE MCQUEEN 47-3908, THE LION KING 47-6360, VIKING RAIDER 54-2885, ACE METRIC 
47-3554, and HARI-KARI 73-3049.

The least popular fighter this week was GENE AUTRY 72-7838.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were SITS ON HIS DUFF 73-1810, ROY ROGERS 72-7836, CANNONBALL 
72-5313, CABO WABO 51-5583, KING MIDAS 59-2770, GENERAL PURPOSE 31-5124, HOPALONG 
CASSIDY 72-7839, THAT! 21-5272, ADAM'S APPLE 52-3203, and ORPHAN 72-5463.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
KALTOS(5)            0  1 0  TI(23)               0  1 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        3  1 0  
BONSUR(7)            3  0 0  CALEAM(26)           1  1 0  TRICORUS(51)         0  1 0  
ARKERS(8)            0  1 0  IAYE(30)             0  1 0  FRATSFA(52)          1  1 0  
KOLACT(10)           1  1 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       1  1 0  TROCAR(54)           2  1 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       2  0 0  XOCHITHLAN(39)       0  1 0  ANDOR(57)            1  0 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          0  1 0  RODEKI(42)           1  0 0  ILLIS(59)            1  3 0  
SEAM(20)             0  1 0  KRILL(44)            1  0 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       1  6 0  
SUNSET(21)           2  2 0  STORMCROWE(45)       2  0 0  ERINIKA(73)          6  2 0  
SOLVEN(22)           0  1 0  NORTH FORK(47)      10  3 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 WOLFMAN JACK 5-4594         28   5  2  187  PARTY ANIMALS (476)        KALTOS
 BALDASSARE 7-6003           57  52  0  230  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
 SWEET REVENGE 8-5378        26   7  0  166  PEASANT REBELLION (1542)   ARKERS
 HREIDMAR THE RED 10-6148    40  19  0  211  VIKINGS (1208)             KOLACT
 LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373       53  26  2  211  CONSORTIUM CRAP (1248)     ARUAK CITY
 GRIZZ GRIMHULT 19-5083      25  14  1  197  BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1481)  ZUWAYZA
 ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429         63  49  1  188  SPARF! (873)               SEAM
 BODDINGTON'S 21-5035        41  26  0  200  REAL BEER (859)            SUNSET
 MAULT LIQUOR 22-6728        25  15  1  180  MAULS LOCAL 457 (1493)     SOLVEN
 HUNZICKER BOWL 23-4182      55  38  3  180  SKI TAOS (860)             TI
 DUTCH TREAT 26-1841        165  42  2  404  WORLDWIDE GORE (35)        CALEAM
 THE ROCK 30-4314            21   7  1  173  WRESTLMANIACS (1459)       IAYE
 GENERAL PUBLIC 31-3112      42  33  1  188  MILITARY MAYHEM (37)       CHIMLEVTAL
 TAMMY FAYE 39-3520          43  89  0  190  WITLESS WONDERS (1052)     XOCHITHLAN
 DORSAL FINN 42-1662         20  13  1  200  NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC (1343) RODEKI
 UZI 44-1701                 44  45  1  197  BLOWN AWAY (398)           KRILL
 THE REFEREE 45-1091        104  55  4  254  AVID FANS (199)            STORMCROWE
 KING FORADAY 47-3762        82  62  4  237  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 THE COUNT 50-1860           34  20  0  206  OPEN SESAME (668)          SNOWBOUND
 CABO WABO 51-5583           19  13  2   85  VAN DUEL (1476)            TRICORUS
 NUMBSKULL 52-2948           29  17  2  225  OTTO'S PARTS (664)         FRATSFA
 RUBBER KNIFE 54-2038        78  54  1  195  USELESS TOOLS (552)        TROCAR
 RUBBER KNIFE 57-2546        52  17  2  187  USELESS TOOLS (1249)       ANDOR
 UNCLE FESTER 59-2768        49  46  1  184  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
 CANNONBALL 72-5313          55  68  3  193  X-POSSE (1093)             DRAGONHEAD
 F.O.A.D. 73-442             53  24  2  257  ALPHABET SOUP (943)        ERINIKA

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KNOS THE AXE 74-4394        21   3  1  149  BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1570)  DAYLA KIV

   They say it's bad manners to toot your own horn, but if I don't do it, who will?

I am undertaking a fiction-writing project on the Patreon website, under my own name
of Judith Solberg.  It isn't the kind of story I might put in the newsletter, but I
think some of you might enjoy it.  I don't know how much you can see if you just
cruise by, but they tell me it's up and open. -- Jorja