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Date : 09/12/2017 Duedate: 10/09/2017
CRYSALIS ARENA
DM 106 TURN 316
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 SPARF! 20/873 3312 1688 35 66.2 SUE'S BIG BOYS 73/1635
SPARF! 54/1139 CONSORTIUM CRAP 11/1248
CRYPTICS 25/150 CRUEL PET NAMES 40/1117
SKI TAOS 23/860 ITALIAN FOOTBALL 17/826
AVID FANS 45/199 BAD COMBINATIONS 71/1626
REAL BEER 21/859 SPORTS CRIP PLAYS 72/1634
THE BULLS 73/255 THINGS GEORGE DOES 73/812
BLOWN AWAY 44/398 IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS 7/883
NOT QUITE 59/1028 INGRATE WHITE NORTH 60/745
ROYAL FLUSH 47/10 NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC 42/1343
AIR CANADA 73/1624 2 CSU COLLEGE 45/1630 9 8 0 52.9
KING'S COURT 11/34 3 VIKINGS 10/1208 385 415 5 48.1
OPEN SESAME 50/668 SENTINELS 7/1202
CHAPEL ROCK 59/1108 VAN DUEL 51/1476
OTTO'S PARTS 52/664 NOMADIC TRIBE 21/1219
PARTY ANIMALS 5/476 MAULS LOCAL 457 22/1493
WS ARMS '05 71/1625 PEASANT REBELLION 8/1542
WS BATS '05 71/1633 BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE 19/1481
ALPHABET SOUP 73/943 BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE 74/1570
MONGOL HORDE 73/1631 4 TEAM TOONS 47/1500 25 27 0 48.1
USELESS TOOLS 54/552 COWBOY CROONERS 72/1535
WORLDWIDE GORE 26/35 5-MESOPOTAMIA 50/1432 125 136 2 47.9
MILITARY MAYHEM 31/37 6 WITLESS WON 39/1052 147 219 0 40.2
USELESS TOOLS 57/1249 7 TALL TALES 59/1335 96 148 2 39.3
WAY BACK WHEN 73/1497 8 OUTLAWS 72/1495 86 175 5 33.0
WAY TO GO! II 73/1010 X-POSSE 72/1093
WORLDWIDE GORE 73/547 9 SPROUT OF M 47/1619 1 0 0 100
WRESTLMANIACS 30/1459 10-SHEWISH DIN 47/1628 1 1 0 50.0
CALENDAR GIRLS 73/1574 11 BASH BROS B 39/1638 0 1 0 0.0
HERE TO PHOENIX 26/871 BASH BROS SNOW 72/1621
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Helloooo there!
Olaf Modeen here, older than dirt and twice as ugly! I count thirteen fights today,
compared to 49 last month. What the heck? Guess I might as well just list 'em all.
Um, Sentinels avoided Royal Flush. There were no challenges at all! What's with you
guys?
BALDASSARE (7-6003) (58-52-0,253) of SENTINELS fought HARI-KARI (73-3049) (83-14-
0,270) of WAY TO GO! II. BALDASSARE devastated HARI-KARI in an action packed 2 minute
mismatched Title fight. So, the Tower Guardianship has been defended in a random
fight. Baldassare is still our top Parry-Strike and Hari-Kari is top Aimed Blow.
CANNONBALL (72-5313) (56-68-3,214) of X-POSSE fought DUTCH TREAT (26-1841) (166-42-
2,414) of WORLDWIDE GORE. CANNONBALL was overcome by DUTCH TREAT in a popular 4
minute match. Dutch Treat is still the top Total Parry, while Cannonball is this
turn's favorite fighter, and now he's the top Lunger too.
THE REFEREE (45-1091) (105-55-4,262) of AVID FANS fought GOJIRO (106-31) (0-0-0,220)
of . THE REFEREE won victory over GOJIRO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brawl. The
Ref is still the overall popularity leader.
HUNTSMAN (7-5837) (71-54-1,203) of SENTINELS fought G W BUSH (59-2764) (46-50-2,185)
of TALL TALES. HUNTSMAN overpowered G W BUSH in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided
fight. Huntsman is our top Slasher.
TAMMY FAYE (39-3520) (43-90-0,184) of WITLESS WONDERS fought GRIZZ GRIMHULT (19-5083)
(25-15-1,198) of BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE. TAMMY FAYE bested GRIZZ GRIMHULT in a popular 1
minute duel. Tammy Faye is the top Striker.
BODDINGTON'S (21-5035) (42-26-0,203) of REAL BEER fought UNCLE FESTER (59-2768) (49-
47-1,179) of TALL TALES. BODDINGTON'S devastated UNCLE FESTER in a crowd pleasing 1
minute mismatched match.
HOPALONG CASSIDY (72-7839) (30-26-0,179) of COWBOY CROONERS fought EVIL INPUTTER (106-
7) (0-0-0,110) of . HOPALONG CASSIDY savagely defeated EVIL INPUTTER in a 2 minute
gruesome melee. Hoppy is the top Parry-Lunge.
SWEET REVENGE (8-5378) (26-8-0,139) of PEASANT REBELLION fought KING MIDAS (59-2770)
(43-47-1,120) of TALL TALES. SWEET REVENGE vanquished KING MIDAS in a popular 1
minute gruesome uneven duel.
CRYBABY (72-5853) (21-34-1,123) of OUTLAWS fought KNOS THE AXE (74-4394) (21-4-1,145)
of BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE. CRYBABY lost to KNOS THE AXE in a 2 minute fight.
JOHNNY APPLESEED (59-2767) (31-65-0,94) of TALL TALES fought COPYCAT (72-5854) (20-29-
1,87) of OUTLAWS. JOHNNY APPLESEED was overpowered by COPYCAT in a popular 1 minute
gory uneven match.
JINX (47-7951) (26-24-1,84) of TEAM TOONS fought WARLOCK (72-6137) (17-22-5,64) of
OUTLAWS. JINX demolished WARLOCK in a 1 minute mismatched match.
GENE AUTRY (72-7838) (21-35-3,77) of COWBOY CROONERS fought RUFF RUFF (47-8860) (8-5-
0,29) of SPROUT OF MY MIND. GENE AUTRY was handily defeated by RUFF RUFF in an
exciting 1 minute one-sided contest. Hmm, and Gene Autry was voted this turn's least
favorite fighter.
ROY ROGERS (72-7836) (18-38-0,78) of COWBOY CROONERS fought NANU NANU (45-5227) (15-6-
0,58) of CSU COLLEGE RADIO. ROY ROGERS was overpowered by NANU NANU in a popular 1
minute mismatched conflict.
Well, that's all my news. Not much compared to last turn, eh?
-- Olaf Modeen
THE TOWER GUARDIAN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BALDASSARE 7-6003 59 52 0 301 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DUTCH TREAT 26-1841 167 42 2 422 WORLDWIDE GORE (35) CALEAM
THE REFEREE 45-1091 106 55 4 270 AVID FANS (199) STORMCROWE
-KING FORADAY 47-3762 83 62 4 252 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
-BLACK JACK SHELACK 47-4850 56 33 2 246 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
-NUMBSKULL 52-2948 30 17 2 236 OTTO'S PARTS (664) FRATSFA
-AFRICAN QUEEN 47-6424 50 25 0 227 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
-LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373 54 26 2 226 CONSORTIUM CRAP (1248) ARUAK CITY
-DAIRY QUEEN 47-2685 121 58 3 220 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
-BULL DURHAM 5-4324 64 31 1 220 PARTY ANIMALS (476) KALTOS
-THE LION KING 47-6360 48 18 0 219 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
-THE COUNT 50-1860 35 20 0 217 OPEN SESAME (668) SNOWBOUND
-DARK TOWER 11-1702 111 66 0 216 KING'S COURT (34) ARUAK CITY
-BEERVAHNA 60-4292 59 43 3 216 INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745) ARADI
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-DISCO QUEEN 47-1992 94 35 2 211 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
-A GROUNDSKEEPER 45-1613 48 40 1 211 AVID FANS (199) STORMCROWE
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HUNTSMAN 7-5837 72 54 1 210 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
CANNONBALL 72-5313 56 69 3 210 X-POSSE (1093) DRAGONHEAD
BODDINGTON'S 21-5035 43 26 0 210 REAL BEER (859) SUNSET
-JIVE 25-624 120 79 1 205 CRYPTICS (150) LYRATILAN
TAMMY FAYE 39-3520 44 90 0 202 WITLESS WONDERS (1052) XOCHITHLAN
-LAR'EH WALKER 60-5825 30 15 1 201 INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745) ARADI
-PHILLIP THE BIRD 40-3708 34 29 1 200 CRUEL PET NAMES (1117) ZENSU
-IMMOVEABLE OBJECT 59-2110 57 30 2 198 NOT QUITE (1028) ILLIS
-F.O.A.D. 73-442 53 25 2 198 ALPHABET SOUP (943) ERINIKA
-TAOS 26-4042 50 25 1 197 HERE TO PHOENIX (871) CALEAM
-BULL FROG 73-4547 46 27 0 197 THE BULLS (255) ERINIKA
-HREIDMAR THE RED 10-6148 40 20 0 197 VIKINGS (1208) KOLACT
HARI-KARI 73-3049 83 15 0 192 WAY TO GO! II (1010) ERINIKA
-RUBBER KNIFE 54-2038 78 55 1 190 USELESS TOOLS (552) TROCAR
-ADAM'S APPLE 52-3203 43 26 0 190 OTTO'S PARTS (664) FRATSFA
-PIRES 7-5665 31 15 0 190 IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (883) BONSUR
-STEVE MCQUEEN 47-3908 68 60 1 189 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
-SUPER GROVER 50-3413 27 14 0 189 OPEN SESAME (668) SNOWBOUND
-ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429 63 49 1 188 SPARF! (873) SEAM
-UZI 44-1701 44 46 1 188 BLOWN AWAY (398) KRILL
-WOLFMAN JACK 5-4594 28 5 2 187 PARTY ANIMALS (476) KALTOS
GRIZZ GRIMHULT 19-5083 25 16 1 187 BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1481) ZUWAYZA
-HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850 55 46 1 186 VIKINGS (1208) KOLACT
-PHONELESS CORD 54-2018 54 44 0 186 USELESS TOOLS (552) TROCAR
-JACK KNIFE 47-6694 39 25 1 186 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
-THAT! 21-5272 24 8 2 186 REAL BEER (859) SUNSET
-VIKING RAIDER 54-2885 37 20 1 185 SPARF! (1139) TROCAR
G W BUSH 59-2764 46 51 2 184 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
-GENERAL PUBLIC 31-3112 42 34 1 181 MILITARY MAYHEM (37) CHIMLEVTAL
HOPALONG CASSIDY 72-7839 31 26 0 181 COWBOY CROONERS (1535) DRAGONHEAD
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-HUNZICKER BOWL 23-4182 55 38 3 180 SKI TAOS (860) TI
-RUBBER KNIFE 57-2546 52 18 2 180 USELESS TOOLS (1249) ANDOR
-ACE OF BASE 47-6905 34 24 0 180 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
-MAULT LIQUOR 22-6728 25 16 1 180 MAULS LOCAL 457 (1493) SOLVEN
-DORSAL FINN 42-1662 20 14 1 180 NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC (1343) RODEKI
UNCLE FESTER 59-2768 49 48 1 178 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
-CUBA 26-3917 44 28 0 178 HERE TO PHOENIX (871) CALEAM
-LONDON QUIREBOY 59-2513 54 31 1 177 CHAPEL ROCK (1108) ILLIS
-SITS ON HIS DUFF 73-1810 57 38 4 176 THINGS GEORGE DOES (812) ERINIKA
-LITTLE BOU 21-7929 33 25 0 176 NOMADIC TRIBE (1219) SUNSET
-DEATHFROMABOVE 73-5766 23 3 1 176 WAY BACK WHEN (1497) ERINIKA
-THE ROCK 30-4314 21 7 1 173 WRESTLMANIACS (1459) IAYE
-A.O. HELL 54-2523 44 23 2 171 USELESS TOOLS (552) TROCAR
-BASE ON BULLS 73-3101 43 24 4 171 THE BULLS (255) ERINIKA
-OSCAR 50-3153 44 25 0 170 OPEN SESAME (668) SNOWBOUND
-ACE METRIC 47-3554 38 35 0 170 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
-ORPHAN 72-5463 28 41 2 169 X-POSSE (1093) DRAGONHEAD
-FIGHTER ACE 47-1189 91 62 6 168 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
-R BAGGIO 17-4867 28 18 1 167 ITALIAN FOOTBALL (826) ALJAFIR
-SCORPION KING 47-4718 20 5 1 154 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
-TRASH CAN 50-3403 36 20 4 151 OPEN SESAME (668) SNOWBOUND
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
KNOS THE AXE 74-4394 22 4 1 147 BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1570) DAYLA KIV
SWEET REVENGE 8-5378 27 8 0 145 PEASANT REBELLION (1542) ARKERS
-FRENCH KISS 73-590 11 3 0 141 WORLDWIDE GORE (547) ERINIKA
-GREEN KING 21-5183 22 8 0 138 REAL BEER (859) SUNSET
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CRYBABY 72-5853 21 35 1 130 OUTLAWS (1495) DRAGONHEAD
-A BOMB IN A BULL 73-503 22 10 2 126 THE BULLS (255) ERINIKA
-GENERAL PURPOSE 31-5124 13 8 1 122 MILITARY MAYHEM (37) CHIMLEVTAL
-JACK O'LANTERN 47-2762 17 6 1 121 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
KING MIDAS 59-2770 43 48 1 120 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
-TUESDAY WELD 73-6047 19 2 0 105 CALENDAR GIRLS (1574) ERINIKA
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
COPYCAT 72-5854 21 29 1 100 OUTLAWS (1495) DRAGONHEAD
-PAY PER SECOND 72-6542 26 19 1 98 BASH BROS LAWYER (1395) DRAGONHEAD
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JINX 47-7951 27 24 1 90 TEAM TOONS (1500) NORTH FORK
JOHNNY APPLESEED 59-2767 31 66 0 80 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
NANU NANU 45-5227 16 6 0 79 CSU COLLEGE RADIO (1630) STORMCROWE
RUFF RUFF 47-8860 9 5 0 64 SPROUT OF MY MIND (1619) NORTH FORK
-CABO WABO 51-5583 19 14 2 63 VAN DUEL (1476) TRICORUS
ROY ROGERS 72-7836 18 39 0 61 COWBOY CROONERS (1535) DRAGONHEAD
WARLOCK 72-6137 17 23 5 60 OUTLAWS (1495) DRAGONHEAD
-NORTH STAR 7-6467 17 9 0 60 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
-ALWAYS AN ADDICT 59-2956 15 13 0 58 BASHAHOLICS ANON (1326) ILLIS
-POOPS THROUGH DIAPER 39-3891 17 4 1 56 BASH BROS BABY (1638) XOCHITHLAN
-SHUCKS 63-3214 16 4 0 52 EXCLAMATION! (1606) AMEN-TEI
-DESTRUCTIVE PATH 5-5625 15 6 1 52 HISTORICAL KOLACT (1482) KALTOS
-DRONE A1 47-8097 14 5 2 49 TOLBINS HIVE A (1636) NORTH FORK
GENE AUTRY 72-7838 21 36 3 44 COWBOY CROONERS (1535) DRAGONHEAD
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
BALDASSARE devastated HARI-KARI in a action packed 2 minute mismatched Title fight.
CANNONBALL was overcome by DUTCH TREAT in a popular 4 minute match.
THE REFEREE won victory over GOJIRO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brawl.
HUNTSMAN overpowered G W BUSH in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
TAMMY FAYE bested GRIZZ GRIMHULT in a popular 1 minute duel.
BODDINGTON'S devastated UNCLE FESTER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
HOPALONG CASSIDY savagely defeated EVIL INPUTTER in a 2 minute gruesome melee.
SWEET REVENGE vanquished KING MIDAS in a popular 1 minute gruesome uneven duel.
CRYBABY lost to KNOS THE AXE in a 2 minute fight.
JOHNNY APPLESEED was overpowered by COPYCAT in a popular 1 minute gory uneven match.
JINX demolished WARLOCK in a 1 minute mismatched match.
GENE AUTRY was handily defeated by RUFF RUFF in a exciting 1 minute one-sided contest.
ROY ROGERS was overpowered by NANU NANU in a popular 1 minute mismatched conflict.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 7 PARRY-STRIKE 23 - 4 - 1 85 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 5 WALL OF STEEL 23 - 15 - 0 61 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 3 AIMED BLOW 41 - 29 - 0 59 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 TOTAL PARRY 14 - 11 - 1 56 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 LUNGING ATTACK 56 - 51 - 0 52 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 PARRY-LUNGE 12 - 13 - 0 48 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 SLASHING ATTACK 25 - 30 - 0 45 |
|BASHING ATTACK 0 BASHING ATTACK 5 - 8 - 0 38 |
|WALL OF STEEL 0 STRIKING ATTACK 16 - 29 - 1 36 |
Turn 316 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 3 3 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 0 AIMED BLOW 1 - 2 2 PARRY-STRIKE
LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 3 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 2 2 WALL OF STEEL
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 TOTAL PARRY
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 BASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK
1 PARRY-LUNGE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-STRIKE BALDASSARE 7-6003 59 52 0 301 SENTINELS (1202)
TOTAL PARRY DUTCH TREAT 26-1841 167 42 2 422 WORLDWIDE GORE (35)
SLASHING ATTACK HUNTSMAN 7-5837 72 54 1 210 SENTINELS (1202)
LUNGING ATTACK CANNONBALL 72-5313 56 69 3 210 X-POSSE (1093)
STRIKING ATTACK TAMMY FAYE 39-3520 44 90 0 202 WITLESS WONDERS (1052)
AIMED BLOW HARI-KARI 73-3049 83 15 0 192 WAY TO GO! II (1010)
PARRY-LUNGE HOPALONG CASSIDY 72-7839 31 26 0 181 COWBOY CROONERS (1535)
The overall popularity leader is THE REFEREE 45-1091. The most popular warrior this
turn was CANNONBALL 72-5313. The ten other most popular fighters were DUTCH TREAT
26-1841, THE REFEREE 45-1091, BALDASSARE 7-6003, TAMMY FAYE 39-3520, BODDINGTON'S
21-5035, HOPALONG CASSIDY 72-7839, SWEET REVENGE 8-5378, KNOS THE AXE 74-4394,
COPYCAT 72-5854, and RUFF RUFF 47-8860.
The least popular fighter this week was GENE AUTRY 72-7838. The other ten least
popular fighters were WARLOCK 72-6137, ROY ROGERS 72-7836, JOHNNY APPLESEED 59-2767,
KING MIDAS 59-2770, UNCLE FESTER 59-2768, G W BUSH 59-2764, HARI-KARI 73-3049, NANU
NANU 45-5227, JINX 47-7951, and HUNTSMAN 7-5837.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
BONSUR(7) 2 0 0 CALEAM(26) 1 0 0 ILLIS(59) 0 4 0
ARKERS(8) 1 0 0 XOCHITHLAN(39) 1 0 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 2 5 0
ZUWAYZA(19) 0 1 0 STORMCROWE(45) 2 0 0 ERINIKA(73) 0 1 0
SUNSET(21) 1 0 0 NORTH FORK(47) 2 0 0 DAYLA KIV(74) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BALDASSARE 7-6003 59 52 0 301 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
SWEET REVENGE 8-5378 27 8 0 145 PEASANT REBELLION (1542) ARKERS
GRIZZ GRIMHULT 19-5083 25 16 1 187 BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1481) ZUWAYZA
BODDINGTON'S 21-5035 43 26 0 210 REAL BEER (859) SUNSET
DUTCH TREAT 26-1841 167 42 2 422 WORLDWIDE GORE (35) CALEAM
TAMMY FAYE 39-3520 44 90 0 202 WITLESS WONDERS (1052) XOCHITHLAN
THE REFEREE 45-1091 106 55 4 270 AVID FANS (199) STORMCROWE
JINX 47-7951 27 24 1 90 TEAM TOONS (1500) NORTH FORK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
G W BUSH 59-2764 46 51 2 184 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
CANNONBALL 72-5313 56 69 3 210 X-POSSE (1093) DRAGONHEAD
HARI-KARI 73-3049 83 15 0 192 WAY TO GO! II (1010) ERINIKA
KNOS THE AXE 74-4394 22 4 1 147 BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1570) DAYLA KIV