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Date : 10/10/2017 Duedate: 11/06/2017
CRYSALIS ARENA
DM 106 TURN 317
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 COLLEGE MAS 61/1639 496 235 1 67.9 CALENDAR GIRLS 73/1574
2 I'M NOT EGG 20/1592 2 1 0 66.7 HERE TO PHOENIX 26/871
SPROUT OF MY MIND 47/1619 SUE'S BIG BOYS 73/1635
3 SPARF! 20/873 3340 1705 35 66.2 CONSORTIUM CRAP 11/1248
SPARF! 54/1139 CRUEL PET NAMES 40/1117
CRYPTICS 25/150 ITALIAN FOOTBALL 17/826
SKI TAOS 23/860 SPORTS CRIP PLAYS 72/1634
AVID FANS 45/199 THINGS GEORGE DOES 73/812
REAL BEER 21/859 IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS 7/883
THE BULLS 73/255 INGRATE WHITE NORTH 60/745
BLOWN AWAY 44/398 NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC 42/1343
NOT QUITE 59/1028 4 CSU COLLEGE 45/1630 9 9 0 50.0
ROYAL FLUSH 47/10 5-VIKINGS 10/1208 385 415 5 48.1
KING'S COURT 11/34 SENTINELS 7/1202
OPEN SESAME 50/668 VAN DUEL 51/1476
CHAPEL ROCK 59/1108 NOMADIC TRIBE 21/1219
OTTO'S PARTS 52/664 MAULS LOCAL 457 22/1493
PARTY ANIMALS 5/476 PEASANT REBELLION 8/1542
WS BATS '05 71/1633 BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE 19/1481
ALPHABET SOUP 73/943 BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE 74/1570
MONGOL HORDE 73/1631 6-MESOPOTAMIA 50/1432 125 136 2 47.9
USELESS TOOLS 54/552 7 TEAM TOONS 47/1500 26 30 0 46.4
WORLDWIDE GORE 26/35 COWBOY CROONERS 72/1535
MILITARY MAYHEM 31/37 8 WITLESS WON 39/1052 147 220 0 40.1
USELESS TOOLS 57/1249 9 TALL TALES 59/1335 97 151 2 39.1
WAY BACK WHEN 73/1497 10 OUTLAWS 72/1495 88 176 5 33.3
WAY TO GO! II 73/1010 X-POSSE 72/1093
WORLDWIDE GORE 73/547 11 BAD BEATS 47/1627 1 0 0 100
WRESTLMANIACS 30/1459 12-BASH BROS B 39/1638 0 1 0 0.0
THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
Reflections by the Chief Tower Guard
Hari Kari? Well, that was quite an opponent - at least based on the record. My poor
little 6 fights over .500 pales by comparison. But sometimes I guess it doesn't
matter. This time you weren't the best on the sands. No, the award goes to the
Piker. Of course it does. Pikers don't get nearly enough credit. All we do is take
down the top ranked aimed blow in the arena! Now all I have to do is deal with a top
challenger that has 3x the number of wins I do. Oh, and he has fewer losses as well.
Seems fair. After all, what chance would he really have against a piker, right?
Baldassare
Tower Guardian and Piker extraordinaire
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Well well, hey there!
It's a funny thing. Turn before last we had 49 fights, last turn 13 fights, today
again 49 fights. I don't know what's going on, but I like the big fight days. There
were 8 challenges, and Baldassare wrote a column! Good one, too. I like pikers. I
don't know why he didn't participate in the fights this time. I'm sure he meant to.
First off, let's look at the challenge fights, just because those who make the effort
deserve some recognition.
TAOS (26-4042) (50-25-1,197) of HERE TO PHOENIX challenged TAMMY FAYE (39-3520) (44-
90-0,202) of WITLESS WONDERS. TAOS devastated TAMMY FAYE in an action packed 1 minute
mismatched Challenge fight.
IMMOVEABLE OBJECT (59-2110) (57-30-2,198) of NOT QUITE challenged CANNONBALL (72-5313)
(56-69-3,210) of X-POSSE. IMMOVEABLE OBJECT was savagely defeated by CANNONBALL in a
3 minute Challenge melee.
DEATHFROMABOVE (73-5766) (23-3-1,176) of WAY BACK WHEN challenged UNCLE FESTER (59-
2768) (49-48-1,178) of TALL TALES. DEATHFROMABOVE was vanquished by UNCLE FESTER in a
1 minute Challenge brawl.
BASE ON BULLS (73-3101) (43-24-4,171) of THE BULLS challenged HOPALONG CASSIDY (72-
7839) (31-26-0,181) of COWBOY CROONERS. BASE ON BULLS defeated HOPALONG CASSIDY in an
exciting 4 minute bloody Challenge fight.
HUNZICKER BOWL (23-4182) (55-38-3,180) of SKI TAOS challenged G W BUSH (59-2764) (46-
51-2,184) of TALL TALES. HUNZICKER BOWL devastated G W BUSH in a 1 minute one-sided
Challenge duel.
GENERAL PURPOSE (31-5124) (13-8-1,122) of MILITARY MAYHEM challenged CRYBABY (72-5853)
(21-35-1,130) of OUTLAWS. GENERAL PURPOSE devastated CRYBABY in a 1 minute one-sided
Challenge competition.
TUESDAY WELD (73-6047) (19-2-0,105) of CALENDAR GIRLS challenged KING MIDAS (59-2770)
(43-48-1,120) of TALL TALES. TUESDAY WELD handily defeated KING MIDAS in a 1 minute
uneven Challenge melee.
RUFF RUFF (47-8860) (9-5-0,64) of SPROUT OF MY MIND challenged NANU NANU (45-5227)
(16-6-0,79) of CSU COLLEGE RADIO. RUFF RUFF defeated NANU NANU in an action packed 1
minute Challenge duel.
All righty. The Title match: DUTCH TREAT (26-1841) (167-42-2,422) of WORLDWIDE GORE
fought VILLAINOUS INFORMER (106-23) (0-0-0,181) of . DUTCH TREAT overpowered
VILLAINOUS INFORMER in a 1 minute one-sided Title fight. Oh, that's disappointing.
He fought a stand-in! Nevertheless, Mr. Treat is our top Total Parry.
The Referee is the overall popularity leader. THE REFEREE (45-1091) (106-55-4,270) of
AVID FANS fought RIRORNI CAPTAIN (106-26) (0-0-0,200) of . THE REFEREE was
vanquished by RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
This turn's favorite is African Queen. AFRICAN QUEEN (47-6424) (50-25-0,227) of ROYAL
FLUSH fought VERMICIOUS KNID (106-30) (0-0-0,240) of . AFRICAN QUEEN viciously
subdued VERMICIOUS KNID in an action packed 3 minute duel.
*sigh* I guess we had a lot of stand-ins this turn. What, was everybody avoiding
everybody? Oh -- I just looked at the list of avoids. There were a poopload, all
right. According to Zontani, X-Posse was most avoided by Royal Flush.
Now for the other nine stylemasters.
The top Basher is King Foraday. KING FORADAY (47-3762) (83-62-4,252) of ROYAL FLUSH
fought TELGOR (106-27) (0-0-0,200) of . KING FORADAY defeated TELGOR in a 2 minute
gory match.
Black Jack Shelack is the top Lunger. LACK JACK SHELACK (47-4850) (56-33-2,246) of
ROYAL FLUSH fought TELGOR (106-27) (0-0-0,200) of . BLACK JACK SHELACK savagely
defeated TELGOR in an exciting 4 minute gory duel.
Top Slasher is Numbskull. NUMBSKULL (52-2948) (30-17-2,236) of OTTO'S PARTS fought
GOJIRO (106-31) (0-0-0,220) of . NUMBSKULL overpowered GOJIRO in a 1 minute one-
sided bout.
The top Parry-Lunge is Land of Flush. LAND OF FLUSH (11-4373) (54-26-2,226) of
CONSORTIUM CRAP fought CLOTTO (106-25) (0-0-0,181) of . LAND OF FLUSH overpowered
CLOTTO in an exciting 2 minute bloody one-sided fight.
Dairy Queen is the top Wall of Steel, and I love that lady. DAIRY QUEEN (47-2685)
(121-58-3,220) of ROYAL FLUSH fought ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL (106-28) (0-0-0,200) of .
DAIRY QUEEN won victory over ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a popular 2 minute match. Tough
match.
And the top Parry-Strike is Disco Queen. DISCO QUEEN (47-1992) (94-35-2,211) of ROYAL
FLUSH fought CRYSALIS GUARD (106-29) (0-0-0,200) of . DISCO QUEEN bested CRYSALIS
GUARD in a popular 3 minute bout.
Hari-Kari is still the top Aimed Blow. HARI-KARI (73-3049) (83-15-0,192) of WAY TO
GO! II fought AMBER WOLFWALKER (106-11) (0-0-0,220) of . HARI-KARI viciously subdued
AMBER WOLFWALKER in an exciting 2 minute gory duel.
The top Striker is Wolfman Jack. WOLFMAN JACK (5-4594) (28-5-2,187) of PARTY ANIMALS
fought CPT. BUZZY (20-65) (44-41-0,179) of I'M NOT EGGBERT. WOLFMAN JACK vanquished
CPT. BUZZY in a 1 minute uneven bout. Hey -- Jack fought an actual gladiator!
Jive is the top Parry-Riposte. JIVE (25-624) (120-79-1,205) of CRYPTICS fought
IMPRISONED SPY (106-9) (0-0-0,170) of . JIVE was savagely defeated by IMPRISONED SPY
in a popular 2 minute gory duel.
Now I'm going to count up the stand-ins. 37, if my old eyes do not deceive me. That
is amazing! I really don't know how such a thing can happen. There were 8 challenges
out of 49 fights, so... that leaves 4 fights that involved 2 gladiators. One of those
was Wolfman Jack, but I'm going to show you the other three.
WARLOCK (72-6137) (17-23-5,60) of OUTLAWS fought ROY ROGERS (72-7836) (18-39-0,61) of
COWBOY CROONERS. WARLOCK devastated ROY ROGERS in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
JOHNNY APPLESEED (59-2767) (31-66-0,80) of TALL TALES fought JINX (47-7951) (27-24-
1,90) of TEAM TOONS. JOHNNY APPLESEED was viciously subdued by JINX in a 2 minute
brutal battle.
ONE TIME! (47-8396) (23-11-0,80) of BAD BEATS fought GENE AUTRY (72-7838) (21-36-3,44)
of COWBOY CROONERS. ONE TIME! bested GENE AUTRY in a crowd pleasing 3 minute fight.
You know... there are two big guilds here and ten small ones. If you avoid the two
biggies, chances are you'll get matched against a stand-in. But isn't it kind of
unsporting?
Welp, that's all for now. Gotta go. Seriously -- ancient bladder.
Olaf Modeen
THE TOWER GUARDIAN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DUTCH TREAT 26-1841 168 42 2 427 WORLDWIDE GORE (35) CALEAM
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-BALDASSARE 7-6003 59 52 0 301 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
KING FORADAY 47-3762 84 62 4 258 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
BLACK JACK SHELACK 47-4850 57 33 2 254 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
NUMBSKULL 52-2948 31 17 2 247 OTTO'S PARTS (664) FRATSFA
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
AFRICAN QUEEN 47-6424 51 25 0 235 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373 55 26 2 234 CONSORTIUM CRAP (1248) ARUAK CITY
CANNONBALL 72-5313 57 69 3 231 X-POSSE (1093) DRAGONHEAD
DAIRY QUEEN 47-2685 122 58 3 228 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
BULL DURHAM 5-4324 65 31 1 226 PARTY ANIMALS (476) KALTOS
THE LION KING 47-6360 49 18 0 225 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
DARK TOWER 11-1702 112 66 0 224 KING'S COURT (34) ARUAK CITY
BEERVAHNA 60-4292 60 43 3 224 INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745) ARADI
DISCO QUEEN 47-1992 95 35 2 219 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
BODDINGTON'S 21-5035 44 26 0 218 REAL BEER (859) SUNSET
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-HUNTSMAN 7-5837 72 54 1 210 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
TAOS 26-4042 51 25 1 210 HERE TO PHOENIX (871) CALEAM
VIKING RAIDER 54-2885 38 20 1 206 SPARF! (1139) TROCAR
ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429 64 49 1 205 SPARF! (873) SEAM
HARI-KARI 73-3049 84 15 0 204 WAY TO GO! II (1010) ERINIKA
PHILLIP THE BIRD 40-3708 35 29 1 203 CRUEL PET NAMES (1117) ZENSU
ADAM'S APPLE 52-3203 44 26 0 201 OTTO'S PARTS (664) FRATSFA
-F.O.A.D. 73-442 53 25 2 198 ALPHABET SOUP (943) ERINIKA
A GROUNDSKEEPER 45-1613 48 41 1 198 AVID FANS (199) STORMCROWE
LAR'EH WALKER 60-5825 30 16 1 198 INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745) ARADI
UNCLE FESTER 59-2768 50 48 1 197 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
-HREIDMAR THE RED 10-6148 40 20 0 197 VIKINGS (1208) KOLACT
WOLFMAN JACK 5-4594 29 5 2 197 PARTY ANIMALS (476) KALTOS
IMMOVEABLE OBJECT 59-2110 57 31 2 195 NOT QUITE (1028) ILLIS
TAMMY FAYE 39-3520 44 91 0 195 WITLESS WONDERS (1052) XOCHITHLAN
ACE OF BASE 47-6905 35 24 0 194 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
HUNZICKER BOWL 23-4182 56 38 3 193 SKI TAOS (860) TI
THE REFEREE 45-1091 106 56 4 190 AVID FANS (199) STORMCROWE
-RUBBER KNIFE 54-2038 78 55 1 190 USELESS TOOLS (552) TROCAR
-PIRES 7-5665 31 15 0 190 IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (883) BONSUR
-STEVE MCQUEEN 47-3908 68 60 1 189 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
-SUPER GROVER 50-3413 27 14 0 189 OPEN SESAME (668) SNOWBOUND
BULL FROG 73-4547 46 28 0 188 THE BULLS (255) ERINIKA
-UZI 44-1701 44 46 1 188 BLOWN AWAY (398) KRILL
BASE ON BULLS 73-3101 44 24 4 187 THE BULLS (255) ERINIKA
-GRIZZ GRIMHULT 19-5083 25 16 1 187 BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1481) ZUWAYZA
-HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850 55 46 1 186 VIKINGS (1208) KOLACT
JACK KNIFE 47-6694 39 26 1 186 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
-GENERAL PUBLIC 31-3112 42 34 1 181 MILITARY MAYHEM (37) CHIMLEVTAL
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JIVE 25-624 120 80 1 180 CRYPTICS (150) LYRATILAN
-RUBBER KNIFE 57-2546 52 18 2 180 USELESS TOOLS (1249) ANDOR
THE COUNT 50-1860 35 21 0 180 OPEN SESAME (668) SNOWBOUND
-MAULT LIQUOR 22-6728 25 16 1 180 MAULS LOCAL 457 (1493) SOLVEN
-DORSAL FINN 42-1662 20 14 1 180 NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC (1343) RODEKI
HOPALONG CASSIDY 72-7839 31 27 0 179 COWBOY CROONERS (1535) DRAGONHEAD
-CUBA 26-3917 44 28 0 178 HERE TO PHOENIX (871) CALEAM
-LONDON QUIREBOY 59-2513 54 31 1 177 CHAPEL ROCK (1108) ILLIS
G W BUSH 59-2764 46 52 2 177 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
A.O. HELL 54-2523 45 23 2 177 USELESS TOOLS (552) TROCAR
CPT. BUZZY 20-65 44 42 0 177 I'M NOT EGGBERT (1592) SEAM
-LITTLE BOU 21-7929 33 25 0 176 NOMADIC TRIBE (1219) SUNSET
PHONELESS CORD 54-2018 54 45 0 173 USELESS TOOLS (552) TROCAR
THAT! 21-5272 24 9 2 173 REAL BEER (859) SUNSET
SITS ON HIS DUFF 73-1810 57 39 4 172 THINGS GEORGE DOES (812) ERINIKA
R BAGGIO 17-4867 28 19 1 171 ITALIAN FOOTBALL (826) ALJAFIR
FIGHTER ACE 47-1189 92 62 6 170 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
-OSCAR 50-3153 44 25 0 170 OPEN SESAME (668) SNOWBOUND
-ACE METRIC 47-3554 38 35 0 170 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
THE ROCK 30-4314 21 8 1 170 WRESTLMANIACS (1459) IAYE
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DEATHFROMABOVE 73-5766 23 4 1 168 WAY BACK WHEN (1497) ERINIKA
TRASH CAN 50-3403 36 21 4 157 OPEN SESAME (668) SNOWBOUND
-SCORPION KING 47-4718 20 5 1 154 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-KNOS THE AXE 74-4394 22 4 1 147 BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1570) DAYLA KIV
-SWEET REVENGE 8-5378 27 8 0 145 PEASANT REBELLION (1542) ARKERS
FRENCH KISS 73-590 11 4 0 144 WORLDWIDE GORE (547) ERINIKA
GREEN KING 21-5183 23 8 0 140 REAL BEER (859) SUNSET
GENERAL PURPOSE 31-5124 14 8 1 137 MILITARY MAYHEM (37) CHIMLEVTAL
-A BOMB IN A BULL 73-503 22 10 2 126 THE BULLS (255) ERINIKA
TUESDAY WELD 73-6047 20 2 0 124 CALENDAR GIRLS (1574) ERINIKA
CRYBABY 72-5853 21 36 1 118 OUTLAWS (1495) DRAGONHEAD
JACK O'LANTERN 47-2762 17 7 1 113 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
KING MIDAS 59-2770 43 49 1 107 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
-CANTEX 46-4527 32 9 0 105 FANDILS (220) ARDIVENT
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-COPYCAT 72-5854 21 29 1 100 OUTLAWS (1495) DRAGONHEAD
-PAY PER SECOND 72-6542 26 19 1 98 BASH BROS LAWYER (1395) DRAGONHEAD
JINX 47-7951 28 24 1 93 TEAM TOONS (1500) NORTH FORK
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
RUFF RUFF 47-8860 10 5 0 83 SPROUT OF MY MIND (1619) NORTH FORK
ONE TIME! 47-8396 24 11 0 82 BAD BEATS (1627) NORTH FORK
JOHNNY APPLESEED 59-2767 31 67 0 79 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
-GOLDEN CAP 47-8378 20 12 0 72 LAND OF OZ (28) NORTH FORK
WARLOCK 72-6137 18 23 5 71 OUTLAWS (1495) DRAGONHEAD
NANU NANU 45-5227 16 7 0 67 CSU COLLEGE RADIO (1630) STORMCROWE
-CABO WABO 51-5583 19 14 2 63 VAN DUEL (1476) TRICORUS
-THRASHER 5-5527 18 8 1 63 HISTORICAL KOLACT (1482) KALTOS
-NORTH STAR 7-6467 17 9 0 60 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
GENE AUTRY 72-7838 21 37 3 54 COWBOY CROONERS (1535) DRAGONHEAD
-DEMON DEACON 61-4083 16 5 1 54 COLLEGE MASCOTS (1639) JURINE
-DESTRUCTIVE PATH 5-5625 15 6 1 52 HISTORICAL KOLACT (1482) KALTOS
ROY ROGERS 72-7836 18 40 0 50 COWBOY CROONERS (1535) DRAGONHEAD
-LATER ALLIGATOR 24-5281 14 6 0 48 TRIBE (1498) ZORPUNT
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
TAOS devastated TAMMY FAYE in a action packed 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
IMMOVEABLE OBJECT was savagely defeated by CANNONBALL in a 3 minute Challenge melee.
DEATHFROMABOVE was vanquished by UNCLE FESTER in a 1 minute Challenge brawl.
BASE ON BULLS defeated HOPALONG CASSIDY in a exciting 4 minute bloody Challenge fight.
HUNZICKER BOWL devastated G W BUSH in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
GENERAL PURPOSE devastated CRYBABY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge competition.
TUESDAY WELD handily defeated KING MIDAS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
RUFF RUFF defeated NANU NANU in a action packed 1 minute Challenge duel.
DUTCH TREAT overpowered VILLAINOUS INFORMER in a 1 minute one-sided Title fight.
LAND OF FLUSH overpowered CLOTTO in a exciting 2 minute bloody one-sided fight.
DARK TOWER viciously subdued ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a exciting 2 minute contest.
BEERVAHNA viciously subdued ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bout.
BULL DURHAM overpowered CLOTTO in a 2 minute bloody one-sided duel.
THE REFEREE was vanquished by RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
A GROUNDSKEEPER was viciously subdued by GOJIRO in a exciting 3 minute brutal fight.
NUMBSKULL overpowered GOJIRO in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
THE COUNT was overpowered by VILLAINOUS INFORMER in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
DISCO QUEEN bested CRYSALIS GUARD in a popular 3 minute bout.
DAIRY QUEEN won victory over ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a popular 2 minute match.
AFRICAN QUEEN viciously subdued VERMICIOUS KNID in a action packed 3 minute duel.
KING FORADAY defeated TELGOR in a 2 minute gory match.
BLACK JACK SHELACK savagely defeated TELGOR in a exciting 4 minute gory duel.
THE LION KING unbelievably bested RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a popular 3 minute brutal fight.
WOLFMAN JACK vanquished CPT. BUZZY in a 1 minute uneven bout.
JACK KNIFE was viciously subdued by AMBER WOLFWALKER in a action packed 2 minute bout.
ADAM'S APPLE overcame RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a exciting 2 minute duel.
PHONELESS CORD was overpowered by VILLAINOUS INFORMER in a 1 minute uneven fight.
VIKING RAIDER handily defeated GOJIRO in a exciting 1 minute gory one-sided fight.
PHILLIP THE BIRD savagely defeated THE BLACKSMITH in a exciting 2 minute gory bout.
ROWDY YOBBO handily defeated GOJIRO in a 1 minute mismatched match.
LAR'EH WALKER was unbelievably bested by VERMICIOUS KNID in a 4 minute fight.
BODDINGTON'S savagely defeated CRYSALIS GUARD in a exciting 2 minute struggle.
THAT! was savagely defeated by IMPRISONED SPY in a exciting 2 minute bloody match.
JIVE was savagely defeated by IMPRISONED SPY in a popular 2 minute gory duel.
BULL FROG was vanquished by RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a exciting 1 minute mismatched bout.
HARI-KARI viciously subdued AMBER WOLFWALKER in a exciting 2 minute gory duel.
ACE OF BASE demolished THE BLACKSMITH in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal uneven duel.
THE ROCK was handily defeated by TELGOR in a popular 1 minute mismatched duel.
SITS ON HIS DUFF was devastated by TELGOR in a 1 minute mismatched match.
R BAGGIO was overcome by CRYSALIS GUARD in a exciting 2 minute conflict.
FIGHTER ACE overpowered CHEATING MANAGER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
TRASH CAN was luckily beaten by CLOTTO in a popular 3 minute gory duel.
A.O. HELL handily defeated FLOYD in a 1 minute gruesome mismatched bout.
JACK O'LANTERN was subdued by EVIL INPUTTER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute match.
GREEN KING beat EVIL INPUTTER in a exciting 3 minute battle.
FRENCH KISS was defeated by IMPRISONED SPY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
WARLOCK devastated ROY ROGERS in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
JOHNNY APPLESEED was viciously subdued by JINX in a 2 minute brutal battle.
ONE TIME! bested GENE AUTRY in a crowd pleasing 3 minute fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 19 PARRY-STRIKE 25 - 3 - 1 89 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 10 WALL OF STEEL 27 - 16 - 0 63 |
|AIMED BLOW 9 TOTAL PARRY 14 - 11 - 1 56 |
|WALL OF STEEL 7 AIMED BLOW 41 - 33 - 0 55 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 5 LUNGING ATTACK 66 - 55 - 0 55 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 PARRY-LUNGE 13 - 11 - 0 54 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 3 SLASHING ATTACK 28 - 34 - 0 45 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 BASHING ATTACK 6 - 8 - 0 43 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 2 - 0 33 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 STRIKING ATTACK 15 - 31 - 1 33 |
Turn 317 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
WALL OF STEEL 6 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 3 4 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 1 AIMED BLOW 3 - 6 2 WALL OF STEEL
PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY
LUNGING ATTACK 12 - 7 1 PARRY-STRIKE
SLASHING ATTACK 5 - 5 1 BASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 1 PARRY-LUNGE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY DUTCH TREAT 26-1841 168 42 2 427 WORLDWIDE GORE (35)
BASHING ATTACK KING FORADAY 47-3762 84 62 4 258 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
LUNGING ATTACK BLACK JACK SHELAC 47-4850 57 33 2 254 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
SLASHING ATTACK NUMBSKULL 52-2948 31 17 2 247 OTTO'S PARTS (664)
PARRY-LUNGE LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373 55 26 2 234 CONSORTIUM CRAP (1248)
WALL OF STEEL DAIRY QUEEN 47-2685 122 58 3 228 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
PARRY-STRIKE DISCO QUEEN 47-1992 95 35 2 219 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
AIMED BLOW HARI-KARI 73-3049 84 15 0 204 WAY TO GO! II (1010)
STRIKING ATTACK WOLFMAN JACK 5-4594 29 5 2 197 PARTY ANIMALS (476)
PARRY-RIPOSTE JIVE 25-624 120 80 1 180 CRYPTICS (150)
The overall popularity leader is THE REFEREE 45-1091. The most popular warrior this
turn was AFRICAN QUEEN 47-6424. The ten other most popular fighters were TRASH CAN
50-3403, CANNONBALL 72-5313, LAR'EH WALKER 60-5825, GENE AUTRY 72-7838, BLACK JACK
SHELACK 47-4850, LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373, BEERVAHNA 60-4292, BODDINGTON'S 21-5035, BASE
ON BULLS 73-3101, and HOPALONG CASSIDY 72-7839.
The least popular fighter this week was ROY ROGERS 72-7836. The other ten least
popular fighters were SITS ON HIS DUFF 73-1810, PHONELESS CORD 54-2018, CPT. BUZZY
20-65, THE COUNT 50-1860, CRYBABY 72-5853, DEATHFROMABOVE 73-5766, THE ROCK 30-4314,
THE REFEREE 45-1091, NANU NANU 45-5227, and G W BUSH 59-2764.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
KALTOS(5) 2 0 0 CALEAM(26) 2 0 0 SNOWBOUND(50) 0 2 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 2 0 0 IAYE(30) 0 1 0 FRATSFA(52) 2 0 0
ALJAFIR(17) 0 1 0 CHIMLEVTAL(31) 1 0 0 TROCAR(54) 2 1 0
SEAM(20) 1 1 0 XOCHITHLAN(39) 0 1 0 ILLIS(59) 1 4 0
SUNSET(21) 2 1 0 ZENSU(40) 1 0 0 ARADI(60) 1 1 0
TI(23) 1 0 0 STORMCROWE(45) 0 3 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 2 4 0
LYRATILAN(25) 0 1 0 NORTH FORK(47) 11 2 0 ERINIKA(73) 3 4 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BULL DURHAM 5-4324 65 31 1 226 PARTY ANIMALS (476) KALTOS
LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373 55 26 2 234 CONSORTIUM CRAP (1248) ARUAK CITY
R BAGGIO 17-4867 28 19 1 171 ITALIAN FOOTBALL (826) ALJAFIR
ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429 64 49 1 205 SPARF! (873) SEAM
BODDINGTON'S 21-5035 44 26 0 218 REAL BEER (859) SUNSET
HUNZICKER BOWL 23-4182 56 38 3 193 SKI TAOS (860) TI
JIVE 25-624 120 80 1 180 CRYPTICS (150) LYRATILAN
DUTCH TREAT 26-1841 168 42 2 427 WORLDWIDE GORE (35) CALEAM
THE ROCK 30-4314 21 8 1 170 WRESTLMANIACS (1459) IAYE
GENERAL PURPOSE 31-5124 14 8 1 137 MILITARY MAYHEM (37) CHIMLEVTAL
TAMMY FAYE 39-3520 44 91 0 195 WITLESS WONDERS (1052) XOCHITHLAN
PHILLIP THE BIRD 40-3708 35 29 1 203 CRUEL PET NAMES (1117) ZENSU
A GROUNDSKEEPER 45-1613 48 41 1 198 AVID FANS (199) STORMCROWE
KING FORADAY 47-3762 84 62 4 258 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
THE COUNT 50-1860 35 21 0 180 OPEN SESAME (668) SNOWBOUND
NUMBSKULL 52-2948 31 17 2 247 OTTO'S PARTS (664) FRATSFA
VIKING RAIDER 54-2885 38 20 1 206 SPARF! (1139) TROCAR
UNCLE FESTER 59-2768 50 48 1 197 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
BEERVAHNA 60-4292 60 43 3 224 INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745) ARADI
CANNONBALL 72-5313 57 69 3 231 X-POSSE (1093) DRAGONHEAD
HARI-KARI 73-3049 84 15 0 204 WAY TO GO! II (1010) ERINIKA
WINTER FACE-TO-FACE IN SUNNY ARIZONA!
Our next winter FTF will be held in Tempe, Arizona, January 12-14, 2018. It will be
held at the Embassy Suites Hotel in Tempe, Arizona (480-897-7444), the same hotel as
last year by popular request. Room rates are $149.00 per night, 1-2 occupancy, which
includes full cooked breakfast, complimentary manager's reception, free airport
shuttle, free parking and free high speed internet. There's a fitness center,
jacuzzi, and pool. The rooms are blocked--code should be RSI.
Please make your reservations now if you plan to go.
This is prime season for Phoenix and the hotel tends to fill up quickly.
Look for the tournament info sheet and minioverviews some time in December. We hope
you're all looking forward to it and that we will see you there!
NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)
For those of you who keep track of such things, one additional warrior graduated from
regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.
FRAIL WALL (84-2086) WARRIORS 10 (411)
Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes