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Date   : 10/10/2017    Duedate: 11/06/2017

CRYSALIS ARENA

DM 106    TURN 317

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 COLLEGE MAS 61/1639  496  235   1 67.9      CALENDAR GIRLS 73/1574
  2 I'M NOT EGG 20/1592    2    1   0 66.7      HERE TO PHOENIX 26/871
    SPROUT OF MY MIND 47/1619                   SUE'S BIG BOYS 73/1635
  3 SPARF! 20/873       3340 1705  35 66.2      CONSORTIUM CRAP 11/1248
    SPARF! 54/1139                              CRUEL PET NAMES 40/1117
    CRYPTICS 25/150                             ITALIAN FOOTBALL 17/826
    SKI TAOS 23/860                             SPORTS CRIP PLAYS 72/1634
    AVID FANS 45/199                            THINGS GEORGE DOES 73/812
    REAL BEER 21/859                            IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS 7/883
    THE BULLS 73/255                            INGRATE WHITE NORTH 60/745
    BLOWN AWAY 44/398                           NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC 42/1343
    NOT QUITE 59/1028                         4 CSU COLLEGE 45/1630    9    9   0 50.0
    ROYAL FLUSH 47/10                         5-VIKINGS 10/1208      385  415   5 48.1
    KING'S COURT 11/34                          SENTINELS 7/1202
    OPEN SESAME 50/668                          VAN DUEL 51/1476
    CHAPEL ROCK 59/1108                         NOMADIC TRIBE 21/1219
    OTTO'S PARTS 52/664                         MAULS LOCAL 457 22/1493
    PARTY ANIMALS 5/476                         PEASANT REBELLION 8/1542
    WS BATS '05 71/1633                         BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE 19/1481
    ALPHABET SOUP 73/943                        BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE 74/1570
    MONGOL HORDE 73/1631                      6-MESOPOTAMIA 50/1432  125  136   2 47.9
    USELESS TOOLS 54/552                      7 TEAM TOONS 47/1500    26   30   0 46.4
    WORLDWIDE GORE 26/35                        COWBOY CROONERS 72/1535
    MILITARY MAYHEM 31/37                     8 WITLESS WON 39/1052  147  220   0 40.1
    USELESS TOOLS 57/1249                     9 TALL TALES 59/1335    97  151   2 39.1
    WAY BACK WHEN 73/1497                    10 OUTLAWS 72/1495       88  176   5 33.3
    WAY TO GO! II 73/1010                       X-POSSE 72/1093
    WORLDWIDE GORE 73/547                    11 BAD BEATS 47/1627      1    0   0  100
    WRESTLMANIACS 30/1459                    12-BASH BROS B 39/1638    0    1   0  0.0

                                 THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
                         Reflections by the Chief Tower Guard

Hari Kari?  Well, that was quite an opponent - at least based on the record.  My poor 
little 6 fights over .500 pales by comparison.  But sometimes I guess it doesn't 
matter.  This time you weren't the best on the sands.  No, the award goes to the 
Piker.  Of course it does.  Pikers don't get nearly enough credit.  All we do is take 
down the top ranked aimed blow in the arena!  Now all I have to do is deal with a top 
challenger that has 3x the number of wins I do.  Oh, and he has fewer losses as well.  
Seems fair.  After all, what chance would he really have against a piker, right?  

Baldassare
Tower Guardian and Piker extraordinaire

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Well well, hey there!

It's a funny thing.  Turn before last we had 49 fights, last turn 13 fights, today 
again 49 fights.  I don't know what's going on, but I like the big fight days.  There 
were 8 challenges, and Baldassare wrote a column!  Good one, too.  I like pikers.  I 
don't know why he didn't participate in the fights this time.  I'm sure he meant to.

First off, let's look at the challenge fights, just because those who make the effort 
deserve some recognition.

TAOS (26-4042) (50-25-1,197) of HERE TO PHOENIX challenged TAMMY FAYE (39-3520) (44-
90-0,202) of WITLESS WONDERS.  TAOS devastated TAMMY FAYE in an action packed 1 minute 
mismatched Challenge fight.

IMMOVEABLE OBJECT (59-2110) (57-30-2,198) of NOT QUITE challenged CANNONBALL (72-5313) 
(56-69-3,210) of X-POSSE.  IMMOVEABLE OBJECT was savagely defeated by CANNONBALL in a 
3 minute Challenge melee.

DEATHFROMABOVE (73-5766) (23-3-1,176) of WAY BACK WHEN challenged UNCLE FESTER (59-
2768) (49-48-1,178) of TALL TALES.  DEATHFROMABOVE was vanquished by UNCLE FESTER in a 
1 minute Challenge brawl.

BASE ON BULLS (73-3101) (43-24-4,171) of THE BULLS challenged HOPALONG CASSIDY (72-
7839) (31-26-0,181) of COWBOY CROONERS.  BASE ON BULLS defeated HOPALONG CASSIDY in an 
exciting 4 minute bloody Challenge fight.

HUNZICKER BOWL (23-4182) (55-38-3,180) of SKI TAOS challenged G W BUSH (59-2764) (46-
51-2,184) of TALL TALES.  HUNZICKER BOWL devastated G W BUSH in a 1 minute one-sided 
Challenge duel.

GENERAL PURPOSE (31-5124) (13-8-1,122) of MILITARY MAYHEM challenged CRYBABY (72-5853) 
(21-35-1,130) of OUTLAWS.  GENERAL PURPOSE devastated CRYBABY in a 1 minute one-sided 
Challenge competition.

TUESDAY WELD (73-6047) (19-2-0,105) of CALENDAR GIRLS challenged KING MIDAS (59-2770) 
(43-48-1,120) of TALL TALES.  TUESDAY WELD handily defeated KING MIDAS in a 1 minute 
uneven Challenge melee.

RUFF RUFF (47-8860) (9-5-0,64) of SPROUT OF MY MIND challenged NANU NANU (45-5227) 
(16-6-0,79) of CSU COLLEGE RADIO.  RUFF RUFF defeated NANU NANU in an action packed 1 
minute Challenge duel.

All righty.  The Title match:  DUTCH TREAT (26-1841) (167-42-2,422) of WORLDWIDE GORE 
fought VILLAINOUS INFORMER (106-23) (0-0-0,181) of  .  DUTCH TREAT overpowered 
VILLAINOUS INFORMER in a 1 minute one-sided Title fight.  Oh, that's disappointing.  
He fought a stand-in!  Nevertheless, Mr. Treat is our top Total Parry.

The Referee is the overall popularity leader.  THE REFEREE (45-1091) (106-55-4,270) of 
AVID FANS fought RIRORNI CAPTAIN (106-26) (0-0-0,200) of  .  THE REFEREE was 
vanquished by RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a 1 minute one-sided fray.

This turn's favorite is African Queen.  AFRICAN QUEEN (47-6424) (50-25-0,227) of ROYAL 
FLUSH fought VERMICIOUS KNID (106-30) (0-0-0,240) of  .  AFRICAN QUEEN viciously 
subdued VERMICIOUS KNID in an action packed 3 minute duel.

*sigh*  I guess we had a lot of stand-ins this turn.  What, was everybody avoiding 
everybody?  Oh -- I just looked at the list of avoids.  There were a poopload, all 
right.  According to Zontani, X-Posse was most avoided by Royal Flush.

Now for the other nine stylemasters.

The top Basher is King Foraday.  KING FORADAY (47-3762) (83-62-4,252) of ROYAL FLUSH 
fought TELGOR (106-27) (0-0-0,200) of  .  KING FORADAY defeated TELGOR in a 2 minute 
gory match.

Black Jack Shelack is the top Lunger.  LACK JACK SHELACK (47-4850) (56-33-2,246) of 
ROYAL FLUSH fought TELGOR (106-27) (0-0-0,200) of  .  BLACK JACK SHELACK savagely 
defeated TELGOR in an exciting 4 minute gory duel.

Top Slasher is Numbskull.  NUMBSKULL (52-2948) (30-17-2,236) of OTTO'S PARTS fought 
GOJIRO (106-31) (0-0-0,220) of  .  NUMBSKULL overpowered GOJIRO in a 1 minute one-
sided bout.

The top Parry-Lunge is Land of Flush.  LAND OF FLUSH (11-4373) (54-26-2,226) of 
CONSORTIUM CRAP fought CLOTTO (106-25) (0-0-0,181) of  .  LAND OF FLUSH overpowered 
CLOTTO in an exciting 2 minute bloody one-sided fight.

Dairy Queen is the top Wall of Steel, and I love that lady.  DAIRY QUEEN (47-2685) 
(121-58-3,220) of ROYAL FLUSH fought ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL (106-28) (0-0-0,200) of  .  
DAIRY QUEEN won victory over ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a popular 2 minute match.  Tough 
match.

And the top Parry-Strike is Disco Queen.  DISCO QUEEN (47-1992) (94-35-2,211) of ROYAL 
FLUSH fought CRYSALIS GUARD (106-29) (0-0-0,200) of  .  DISCO QUEEN bested CRYSALIS 
GUARD in a popular 3 minute bout.

Hari-Kari is still the top Aimed Blow.  HARI-KARI (73-3049) (83-15-0,192) of WAY TO 
GO! II fought AMBER WOLFWALKER (106-11) (0-0-0,220) of  .  HARI-KARI viciously subdued 
AMBER WOLFWALKER in an exciting 2 minute gory duel.

The top Striker is Wolfman Jack.  WOLFMAN JACK (5-4594) (28-5-2,187) of PARTY ANIMALS 
fought CPT. BUZZY (20-65) (44-41-0,179) of I'M NOT EGGBERT.  WOLFMAN JACK vanquished 
CPT. BUZZY in a 1 minute uneven bout.  Hey -- Jack fought an actual gladiator!

Jive is the top Parry-Riposte.  JIVE (25-624) (120-79-1,205) of CRYPTICS fought 
IMPRISONED SPY (106-9) (0-0-0,170) of  .  JIVE was savagely defeated by IMPRISONED SPY 
in a popular 2 minute gory duel.

Now I'm going to count up the stand-ins.  37, if my old eyes do not deceive me.  That 
is amazing!  I really don't know how such a thing can happen.  There were 8 challenges 
out of 49 fights, so... that leaves 4 fights that involved 2 gladiators.  One of those 
was Wolfman Jack, but I'm going to show you the other three.

WARLOCK (72-6137) (17-23-5,60) of OUTLAWS fought ROY ROGERS (72-7836) (18-39-0,61) of 
COWBOY CROONERS.  WARLOCK devastated ROY ROGERS in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.

JOHNNY APPLESEED (59-2767) (31-66-0,80) of TALL TALES fought JINX (47-7951) (27-24-
1,90) of TEAM TOONS.  JOHNNY APPLESEED was viciously subdued by JINX in a 2 minute 
brutal battle.

ONE TIME! (47-8396) (23-11-0,80) of BAD BEATS fought GENE AUTRY (72-7838) (21-36-3,44) 
of COWBOY CROONERS.  ONE TIME! bested GENE AUTRY in a crowd pleasing 3 minute fight.

You know... there are two big guilds here and ten small ones.  If you avoid the two 
biggies, chances are you'll get matched against a stand-in.  But isn't it kind of 
unsporting?

Welp, that's all for now.  Gotta go.  Seriously -- ancient bladder.

Olaf Modeen

THE TOWER GUARDIAN             W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DUTCH TREAT 26-1841         168  42  2  427  WORLDWIDE GORE (35)        CALEAM

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-BALDASSARE 7-6003            59  52  0  301  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
 KING FORADAY 47-3762         84  62  4  258  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 BLACK JACK SHELACK 47-4850   57  33  2  254  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 NUMBSKULL 52-2948            31  17  2  247  OTTO'S PARTS (664)         FRATSFA

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 AFRICAN QUEEN 47-6424        51  25  0  235  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373        55  26  2  234  CONSORTIUM CRAP (1248)     ARUAK CITY
 CANNONBALL 72-5313           57  69  3  231  X-POSSE (1093)             DRAGONHEAD
 DAIRY QUEEN 47-2685         122  58  3  228  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 BULL DURHAM 5-4324           65  31  1  226  PARTY ANIMALS (476)        KALTOS
 THE LION KING 47-6360        49  18  0  225  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 DARK TOWER 11-1702          112  66  0  224  KING'S COURT (34)          ARUAK CITY
 BEERVAHNA 60-4292            60  43  3  224  INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745)  ARADI
 DISCO QUEEN 47-1992          95  35  2  219  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 BODDINGTON'S 21-5035         44  26  0  218  REAL BEER (859)            SUNSET

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-HUNTSMAN 7-5837              72  54  1  210  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
 TAOS 26-4042                 51  25  1  210  HERE TO PHOENIX (871)      CALEAM
 VIKING RAIDER 54-2885        38  20  1  206  SPARF! (1139)              TROCAR
 ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429          64  49  1  205  SPARF! (873)               SEAM
 HARI-KARI 73-3049            84  15  0  204  WAY TO GO! II (1010)       ERINIKA
 PHILLIP THE BIRD 40-3708     35  29  1  203  CRUEL PET NAMES (1117)     ZENSU
 ADAM'S APPLE 52-3203         44  26  0  201  OTTO'S PARTS (664)         FRATSFA
-F.O.A.D. 73-442              53  25  2  198  ALPHABET SOUP (943)        ERINIKA
 A GROUNDSKEEPER 45-1613      48  41  1  198  AVID FANS (199)            STORMCROWE
 LAR'EH WALKER 60-5825        30  16  1  198  INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745)  ARADI
 UNCLE FESTER 59-2768         50  48  1  197  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
-HREIDMAR THE RED 10-6148     40  20  0  197  VIKINGS (1208)             KOLACT
 WOLFMAN JACK 5-4594          29   5  2  197  PARTY ANIMALS (476)        KALTOS
 IMMOVEABLE OBJECT 59-2110    57  31  2  195  NOT QUITE (1028)           ILLIS
 TAMMY FAYE 39-3520           44  91  0  195  WITLESS WONDERS (1052)     XOCHITHLAN
 ACE OF BASE 47-6905          35  24  0  194  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 HUNZICKER BOWL 23-4182       56  38  3  193  SKI TAOS (860)             TI
 THE REFEREE 45-1091         106  56  4  190  AVID FANS (199)            STORMCROWE
-RUBBER KNIFE 54-2038         78  55  1  190  USELESS TOOLS (552)        TROCAR
-PIRES 7-5665                 31  15  0  190  IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (883) BONSUR
-STEVE MCQUEEN 47-3908        68  60  1  189  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
-SUPER GROVER 50-3413         27  14  0  189  OPEN SESAME (668)          SNOWBOUND
 BULL FROG 73-4547            46  28  0  188  THE BULLS (255)            ERINIKA
-UZI 44-1701                  44  46  1  188  BLOWN AWAY (398)           KRILL
 BASE ON BULLS 73-3101        44  24  4  187  THE BULLS (255)            ERINIKA
-GRIZZ GRIMHULT 19-5083       25  16  1  187  BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1481)  ZUWAYZA
-HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850      55  46  1  186  VIKINGS (1208)             KOLACT
 JACK KNIFE 47-6694           39  26  1  186  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
-GENERAL PUBLIC 31-3112       42  34  1  181  MILITARY MAYHEM (37)       CHIMLEVTAL

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JIVE 25-624                 120  80  1  180  CRYPTICS (150)             LYRATILAN
-RUBBER KNIFE 57-2546         52  18  2  180  USELESS TOOLS (1249)       ANDOR
 THE COUNT 50-1860            35  21  0  180  OPEN SESAME (668)          SNOWBOUND
-MAULT LIQUOR 22-6728         25  16  1  180  MAULS LOCAL 457 (1493)     SOLVEN
-DORSAL FINN 42-1662          20  14  1  180  NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC (1343) RODEKI
 HOPALONG CASSIDY 72-7839     31  27  0  179  COWBOY CROONERS (1535)     DRAGONHEAD
-CUBA 26-3917                 44  28  0  178  HERE TO PHOENIX (871)      CALEAM
-LONDON QUIREBOY 59-2513      54  31  1  177  CHAPEL ROCK (1108)         ILLIS
 G W BUSH 59-2764             46  52  2  177  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
 A.O. HELL 54-2523            45  23  2  177  USELESS TOOLS (552)        TROCAR
 CPT. BUZZY 20-65             44  42  0  177  I'M NOT EGGBERT (1592)     SEAM
-LITTLE BOU 21-7929           33  25  0  176  NOMADIC TRIBE (1219)       SUNSET
 PHONELESS CORD 54-2018       54  45  0  173  USELESS TOOLS (552)        TROCAR
 THAT! 21-5272                24   9  2  173  REAL BEER (859)            SUNSET
 SITS ON HIS DUFF 73-1810     57  39  4  172  THINGS GEORGE DOES (812)   ERINIKA
 R BAGGIO 17-4867             28  19  1  171  ITALIAN FOOTBALL (826)     ALJAFIR
 FIGHTER ACE 47-1189          92  62  6  170  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
-OSCAR 50-3153                44  25  0  170  OPEN SESAME (668)          SNOWBOUND
-ACE METRIC 47-3554           38  35  0  170  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 THE ROCK 30-4314             21   8  1  170  WRESTLMANIACS (1459)       IAYE

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DEATHFROMABOVE 73-5766       23   4  1  168  WAY BACK WHEN (1497)       ERINIKA
 TRASH CAN 50-3403            36  21  4  157  OPEN SESAME (668)          SNOWBOUND
-SCORPION KING 47-4718        20   5  1  154  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-KNOS THE AXE 74-4394         22   4  1  147  BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1570)  DAYLA KIV
-SWEET REVENGE 8-5378         27   8  0  145  PEASANT REBELLION (1542)   ARKERS
 FRENCH KISS 73-590           11   4  0  144  WORLDWIDE GORE (547)       ERINIKA
 GREEN KING 21-5183           23   8  0  140  REAL BEER (859)            SUNSET
 GENERAL PURPOSE 31-5124      14   8  1  137  MILITARY MAYHEM (37)       CHIMLEVTAL
-A BOMB IN A BULL 73-503      22  10  2  126  THE BULLS (255)            ERINIKA
 TUESDAY WELD 73-6047         20   2  0  124  CALENDAR GIRLS (1574)      ERINIKA
 CRYBABY 72-5853              21  36  1  118  OUTLAWS (1495)             DRAGONHEAD
 JACK O'LANTERN 47-2762       17   7  1  113  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 KING MIDAS 59-2770           43  49  1  107  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
-CANTEX 46-4527               32   9  0  105  FANDILS (220)              ARDIVENT

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-COPYCAT 72-5854              21  29  1  100  OUTLAWS (1495)             DRAGONHEAD
-PAY PER SECOND 72-6542       26  19  1   98  BASH BROS LAWYER (1395)    DRAGONHEAD
 JINX 47-7951                 28  24  1   93  TEAM TOONS (1500)          NORTH FORK

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RUFF RUFF 47-8860            10   5  0   83  SPROUT OF MY MIND (1619)   NORTH FORK
 ONE TIME! 47-8396            24  11  0   82  BAD BEATS (1627)           NORTH FORK
 JOHNNY APPLESEED 59-2767     31  67  0   79  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
-GOLDEN CAP 47-8378           20  12  0   72  LAND OF OZ (28)            NORTH FORK
 WARLOCK 72-6137              18  23  5   71  OUTLAWS (1495)             DRAGONHEAD
 NANU NANU 45-5227            16   7  0   67  CSU COLLEGE RADIO (1630)   STORMCROWE
-CABO WABO 51-5583            19  14  2   63  VAN DUEL (1476)            TRICORUS
-THRASHER 5-5527              18   8  1   63  HISTORICAL KOLACT (1482)   KALTOS
-NORTH STAR 7-6467            17   9  0   60  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
 GENE AUTRY 72-7838           21  37  3   54  COWBOY CROONERS (1535)     DRAGONHEAD
-DEMON DEACON 61-4083         16   5  1   54  COLLEGE MASCOTS (1639)     JURINE
-DESTRUCTIVE PATH 5-5625      15   6  1   52  HISTORICAL KOLACT (1482)   KALTOS
 ROY ROGERS 72-7836           18  40  0   50  COWBOY CROONERS (1535)     DRAGONHEAD
-LATER ALLIGATOR 24-5281      14   6  0   48  TRIBE (1498)               ZORPUNT

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

TAOS devastated TAMMY FAYE in a action packed 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
IMMOVEABLE OBJECT was savagely defeated by CANNONBALL in a 3 minute Challenge melee.
DEATHFROMABOVE was vanquished by UNCLE FESTER in a 1 minute Challenge brawl.
BASE ON BULLS defeated HOPALONG CASSIDY in a exciting 4 minute bloody Challenge fight.
HUNZICKER BOWL devastated G W BUSH in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
GENERAL PURPOSE devastated CRYBABY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge competition.
TUESDAY WELD handily defeated KING MIDAS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
RUFF RUFF defeated NANU NANU in a action packed 1 minute Challenge duel.
DUTCH TREAT overpowered VILLAINOUS INFORMER in a 1 minute one-sided Title fight.
LAND OF FLUSH overpowered CLOTTO in a exciting 2 minute bloody one-sided fight.
DARK TOWER viciously subdued ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a exciting 2 minute contest.
BEERVAHNA viciously subdued ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bout.
BULL DURHAM overpowered CLOTTO in a 2 minute bloody one-sided duel.
THE REFEREE was vanquished by RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
A GROUNDSKEEPER was viciously subdued by GOJIRO in a exciting 3 minute brutal fight.
NUMBSKULL overpowered GOJIRO in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
THE COUNT was overpowered by VILLAINOUS INFORMER in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
DISCO QUEEN bested CRYSALIS GUARD in a popular 3 minute bout.
DAIRY QUEEN won victory over ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a popular 2 minute match.
AFRICAN QUEEN viciously subdued VERMICIOUS KNID in a action packed 3 minute duel.
KING FORADAY defeated TELGOR in a 2 minute gory match.
BLACK JACK SHELACK savagely defeated TELGOR in a exciting 4 minute gory duel.
THE LION KING unbelievably bested RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a popular 3 minute brutal fight.
WOLFMAN JACK vanquished CPT. BUZZY in a 1 minute uneven bout.
JACK KNIFE was viciously subdued by AMBER WOLFWALKER in a action packed 2 minute bout.
ADAM'S APPLE overcame RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a exciting 2 minute duel.
PHONELESS CORD was overpowered by VILLAINOUS INFORMER in a 1 minute uneven fight.
VIKING RAIDER handily defeated GOJIRO in a exciting 1 minute gory one-sided fight.
PHILLIP THE BIRD savagely defeated THE BLACKSMITH in a exciting 2 minute gory bout.
ROWDY YOBBO handily defeated GOJIRO in a 1 minute mismatched match.
LAR'EH WALKER was unbelievably bested by VERMICIOUS KNID in a 4 minute fight.
BODDINGTON'S savagely defeated CRYSALIS GUARD in a exciting 2 minute struggle.
THAT! was savagely defeated by IMPRISONED SPY in a exciting 2 minute bloody match.
JIVE was savagely defeated by IMPRISONED SPY in a popular 2 minute gory duel.
BULL FROG was vanquished by RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a exciting 1 minute mismatched bout.
HARI-KARI viciously subdued AMBER WOLFWALKER in a exciting 2 minute gory duel.
ACE OF BASE demolished THE BLACKSMITH in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal uneven duel.
THE ROCK was handily defeated by TELGOR in a popular 1 minute mismatched duel.
SITS ON HIS DUFF was devastated by TELGOR in a 1 minute mismatched match.
R BAGGIO was overcome by CRYSALIS GUARD in a exciting 2 minute conflict.
FIGHTER ACE overpowered CHEATING MANAGER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
TRASH CAN was luckily beaten by CLOTTO in a popular 3 minute gory duel.
A.O. HELL handily defeated FLOYD in a 1 minute gruesome mismatched bout.
JACK O'LANTERN was subdued by EVIL INPUTTER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute match.
GREEN KING beat EVIL INPUTTER in a exciting 3 minute battle.
FRENCH KISS was defeated by IMPRISONED SPY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
WARLOCK devastated ROY ROGERS in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
JOHNNY APPLESEED was viciously subdued by JINX in a 2 minute brutal battle.
ONE TIME! bested GENE AUTRY in a crowd pleasing 3 minute fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  19         PARRY-STRIKE      25 -   3 -  1      89  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 10         WALL OF STEEL     27 -  16 -  0      63  |
|AIMED BLOW                       9         TOTAL PARRY       14 -  11 -  1      56  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    7         AIMED BLOW        41 -  33 -  0      55  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         LUNGING ATTACK    66 -  55 -  0      55  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         PARRY-LUNGE       13 -  11 -  0      54  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         SLASHING ATTACK   28 -  34 -  0      45  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         BASHING ATTACK     6 -   8 -  0      43  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -   2 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         STRIKING ATTACK   15 -  31 -  1      33  |

Turn 317 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

WALL OF STEEL      6 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  3         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  1     AIMED BLOW         3 -  6         2  WALL OF STEEL  
PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  TOTAL PARRY    
LUNGING ATTACK    12 -  7                                       1  PARRY-STRIKE   
SLASHING ATTACK    5 -  5                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      DUTCH TREAT 26-1841       168  42  2  427 WORLDWIDE GORE (35)
BASHING ATTACK   KING FORADAY 47-3762       84  62  4  258 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
LUNGING ATTACK   BLACK JACK SHELAC 47-4850  57  33  2  254 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
SLASHING ATTACK  NUMBSKULL 52-2948          31  17  2  247 OTTO'S PARTS (664)
PARRY-LUNGE      LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373      55  26  2  234 CONSORTIUM CRAP (1248)
WALL OF STEEL    DAIRY QUEEN 47-2685       122  58  3  228 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
PARRY-STRIKE     DISCO QUEEN 47-1992        95  35  2  219 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
AIMED BLOW       HARI-KARI 73-3049          84  15  0  204 WAY TO GO! II (1010)
STRIKING ATTACK  WOLFMAN JACK 5-4594        29   5  2  197 PARTY ANIMALS (476)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    JIVE 25-624               120  80  1  180 CRYPTICS (150)

The overall popularity leader is THE REFEREE 45-1091.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was AFRICAN QUEEN 47-6424.  The ten other most popular fighters were TRASH CAN 
50-3403, CANNONBALL 72-5313, LAR'EH WALKER 60-5825, GENE AUTRY 72-7838, BLACK JACK 
SHELACK 47-4850, LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373, BEERVAHNA 60-4292, BODDINGTON'S 21-5035, BASE 
ON BULLS 73-3101, and HOPALONG CASSIDY 72-7839.

The least popular fighter this week was ROY ROGERS 72-7836.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were SITS ON HIS DUFF 73-1810, PHONELESS CORD 54-2018, CPT. BUZZY 
20-65, THE COUNT 50-1860, CRYBABY 72-5853, DEATHFROMABOVE 73-5766, THE ROCK 30-4314, 
THE REFEREE 45-1091, NANU NANU 45-5227, and G W BUSH 59-2764.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
KALTOS(5)            2  0 0  CALEAM(26)           2  0 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        0  2 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       2  0 0  IAYE(30)             0  1 0  FRATSFA(52)          2  0 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          0  1 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       1  0 0  TROCAR(54)           2  1 0  
SEAM(20)             1  1 0  XOCHITHLAN(39)       0  1 0  ILLIS(59)            1  4 0  
SUNSET(21)           2  1 0  ZENSU(40)            1  0 0  ARADI(60)            1  1 0  
TI(23)               1  0 0  STORMCROWE(45)       0  3 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       2  4 0  
LYRATILAN(25)        0  1 0  NORTH FORK(47)      11  2 0  ERINIKA(73)          3  4 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BULL DURHAM 5-4324          65  31  1  226  PARTY ANIMALS (476)        KALTOS
 LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373       55  26  2  234  CONSORTIUM CRAP (1248)     ARUAK CITY
 R BAGGIO 17-4867            28  19  1  171  ITALIAN FOOTBALL (826)     ALJAFIR
 ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429         64  49  1  205  SPARF! (873)               SEAM
 BODDINGTON'S 21-5035        44  26  0  218  REAL BEER (859)            SUNSET
 HUNZICKER BOWL 23-4182      56  38  3  193  SKI TAOS (860)             TI
 JIVE 25-624                120  80  1  180  CRYPTICS (150)             LYRATILAN
 DUTCH TREAT 26-1841        168  42  2  427  WORLDWIDE GORE (35)        CALEAM
 THE ROCK 30-4314            21   8  1  170  WRESTLMANIACS (1459)       IAYE
 GENERAL PURPOSE 31-5124     14   8  1  137  MILITARY MAYHEM (37)       CHIMLEVTAL
 TAMMY FAYE 39-3520          44  91  0  195  WITLESS WONDERS (1052)     XOCHITHLAN
 PHILLIP THE BIRD 40-3708    35  29  1  203  CRUEL PET NAMES (1117)     ZENSU
 A GROUNDSKEEPER 45-1613     48  41  1  198  AVID FANS (199)            STORMCROWE
 KING FORADAY 47-3762        84  62  4  258  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 THE COUNT 50-1860           35  21  0  180  OPEN SESAME (668)          SNOWBOUND
 NUMBSKULL 52-2948           31  17  2  247  OTTO'S PARTS (664)         FRATSFA
 VIKING RAIDER 54-2885       38  20  1  206  SPARF! (1139)              TROCAR
 UNCLE FESTER 59-2768        50  48  1  197  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
 BEERVAHNA 60-4292           60  43  3  224  INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745)  ARADI
 CANNONBALL 72-5313          57  69  3  231  X-POSSE (1093)             DRAGONHEAD
 HARI-KARI 73-3049           84  15  0  204  WAY TO GO! II (1010)       ERINIKA

                        WINTER FACE-TO-FACE IN SUNNY ARIZONA!

Our next winter FTF will be held in Tempe, Arizona, January 12-14, 2018.  It will be 
held at the Embassy Suites Hotel in Tempe, Arizona (480-897-7444), the same hotel as 
last year by popular request.  Room rates are $149.00 per night, 1-2 occupancy, which 
includes full cooked breakfast, complimentary manager's reception, free airport 
shuttle, free parking and free high speed internet.  There's a fitness center, 
jacuzzi, and pool.  The rooms are blocked--code should be RSI.  

Please make your reservations now if you plan to go.  
This is prime season for Phoenix and the hotel tends to fill up quickly.  

Look for the tournament info sheet and minioverviews some time in December.  We hope 
you're all looking forward to it and that we will see you there!

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, one additional warrior graduated from 
regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

                        FRAIL WALL (84-2086) WARRIORS 10 (411) 

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes