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Date : 01/02/2018 Duedate: 01/29/2018
CRYSALIS ARENA
DM 106 TURN 320
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1-INTERNATION 45/1642 496 235 1 67.9 NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC 42/1343
2 SPARF! 20/873 3386 1725 36 66.2 3-PRAY THE GO 81/1653 3 2 0 60.0
SPARF! 54/1139 ALMOST EXACTLY 29/1652
SKI TAOS 23/860 I'M NOT EGGBERT 20/1592
AVID FANS 45/199 SPROUT OF MY MIND 47/1619
REAL BEER 21/859 4 CSU COLLEGE 45/1630 12 9 0 57.1
THE BULLS 73/255 5-VIKINGS 10/1208 388 418 5 48.1
BLOWN AWAY 44/398 SENTINELS 7/1202
ROYAL FLUSH 47/10 PEASANT REBELLION 8/1542
KING'S COURT 11/34 BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE 19/1481
NL CENTRAL 72/1643 BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE 74/1570
OPEN SESAME 50/668 6 HOME LIFE 71/1657 129 143 2 47.4
CHAPEL ROCK 59/1108 7 TEAM TOONS 47/1500 31 35 0 47.0
OTTO'S PARTS 52/664 COWBOY CROONERS 72/1535
PARTY ANIMALS 5/476 8 WITLESS WON 39/1052 147 223 0 39.7
ALPHABET SOUP 73/943 9-RATM 84/1651 14 22 1 38.9
USELESS TOOLS 54/552 MADE YOU LOOK 19/1650
WORLDWIDE GORE 26/35 GRAVEYARD SMASH 43/1649
MILITARY MAYHEM 31/37 10 TALL TALES 59/1335 99 161 2 38.1
USELESS TOOLS 57/1249 11 OUTLAWS 72/1495 91 184 5 33.1
WAY TO GO! II 73/1010 X-POSSE 72/1093
CALENDAR GIRLS 73/1574 12-AVENGERS 31/259 1 3 0 25.0
HERE TO PHOENIX 26/871 13 PLANETS 28/1419 1 1 0 50.0
CONSORTIUM CRAP 11/1248 WEATHER 52/1656
CRUEL PET NAMES 40/1117 14-BASH BROS G 72/1645 0 1 0 0.0
IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS 7/883 BASH BROS CONDO 72/1644
INGRATE WHITE NORTH 60/745 BASH BROS SPORTS 50/1655
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Hi there!
We had eighteen fights today, which is more than last turn. However, with ten stand-
ins, that was 26 actual gladiators, which is more than last turn, too. Yay!
Outlaws avoided Tall Tales. Good!
I think I'll just list all the fights, okay?
DUTCH TREAT (26-1841) (170-42-2,447) of WORLDWIDE GORE fought TAMMY FAYE (39-3520)
(44-93-0,204) of WITLESS WONDERS. DUTCH TREAT devastated TAMMY FAYE in an action
packed 1 minute mismatched Title fight. So, Mr. Treat is still our top TP and Tower
Guardian. Tammy Faye continues as top Striker.
BULL DURHAM (5-4324) (67-31-1,238) of PARTY ANIMALS fought UNCLE FESTER (59-2768) (50-
50-1,197) of TALL TALES. BULL DURHAM subdued UNCLE FESTER in an exciting 1 minute
melee. Mr. Durham is top Lunger. Uncle Fester is top Slasher.
BLACK JACK SHELACK (47-4850) (59-33-2,268) of ROYAL FLUSH fought VERMICIOUS KNID (106-
30) (0-0-0,240). BLACK JACK SHELACK was defeated by VERMICIOUS KNID in a crowd
pleasing 5 minute duel.
THE LION KING (47-6360) (51-18-0,239) of ROYAL FLUSH fought CLOTTO (106-25) (0-0-
0,181). THE LION KING was savagely defeated by CLOTTO in an exciting 4 minute bloody
fight.
KING FORADAY (47-3762) (86-62-4,269) of ROYAL FLUSH fought VERMICIOUS KNID (106-30)
(0-0-0,240). KING FORADAY devastated VERMICIOUS KNID in a crowd pleasing 2 minute
one-sided duel. King is our top Basher.
DARK TOWER (11-1702) (113-67-0,205) of KING'S COURT fought G W BUSH (59-2764) (47-53-
2,194) of TALL TALES. DARK TOWER devastated G W BUSH in a 1 minute one-sided
competition. Dark Tower is this arena's leading Wall of Steel.
DAIRY QUEEN (47-2685) (123-59-3,199) of ROYAL FLUSH fought AMBER WOLFWALKER (106-11)
(0-0-0,220). DAIRY QUEEN overcame AMBER WOLFWALKER in an action packed 3 minute
gruesome melee.
HARI-KARI (73-3049) (85-16-0,204) of WAY TO GO! II fought VERMICIOUS KNID (106-30) (0-
0-0,240). HARI-KARI vanquished VERMICIOUS KNID in an action packed 4 minute gory
uneven fight. Mr. Kari is our top-ranked Aimed Blow, and he was voted this turn's
favorite.
THE REFEREE (45-1091) (107-56-4,203) of AVID FANS fought CLOTTO (106-25) (0-0-0,181).
THE REFEREE overpowered CLOTTO in a popular 2 minute gory uneven match. The Ref is
our leading Parry-Strike, also the overall popularity leader. Good going!
DISCO QUEEN (47-1992) (96-36-3,198) of ROYAL FLUSH fought CLOTTO (106-25) (0-0-0,181).
DISCO QUEEN demolished CLOTTO in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bloody mismatched match.
HOPALONG CASSIDY (72-7839) (32-28-0,174) of COWBOY CROONERS fought ORPHAN (72-5463)
(28-41-2,169) of X-POSSE. HOPALONG CASSIDY demolished ORPHAN in a popular 1 minute
mismatched match. Mr. Cassidy leads the Parry-Lunge style here in Crysalis.
NANU NANU (45-5227) (18-7-0,106) of CSU COLLEGE RADIO fought CRYBABY (72-5853) (21-38-
1,123) of OUTLAWS. NANU NANU overcame CRYBABY in a popular 2 minute conflict.
TUESDAY WELD (73-6047) (21-3-0,131) of CALENDAR GIRLS fought KING MIDAS (59-2770) (43-
51-1,97) of TALL TALES. TUESDAY WELD vanquished KING MIDAS in an action packed 1
minute mismatched bout.
WEDNESDAY ADDAMS (73-6043) (18-2-0,149) of CALENDAR GIRLS fought EVIL INPUTTER (106-7)
(0-0-0,110). WEDNESDAY ADDAMS handily defeated EVIL INPUTTER in a 2 minute mismatched
bout.
WARLOCK (72-6137) (18-25-5,42) of OUTLAWS fought R.O.U.S. (106-4) (0-0-0,50). WARLOCK
was devastated by R.O.U.S. in a 2 minute one-sided brawl.
COPYCAT (72-5854) (22-30-1,77) of OUTLAWS fought RIRORNI SOLDIER (106-3) (0-0-0,30).
COPYCAT savagely defeated RIRORNI SOLDIER in a 2 minute brutal match.
JOHNNY APPLESEED (59-2767) (32-68-0,64) of TALL TALES fought SLEET (52-4392) (18-7-
1,62) of WEATHER. JOHNNY APPLESEED was narrowly defeated by SLEET in a popular 13
minute match. Ooh... Sleet is this turn's least favorite fighter. I guess the
spectators do hate long fights.
MERCURY (28-4974) (15-11-1,57) of PLANETS fought JINX (47-7951) (28-26-1,65) of TEAM
TOONS. MERCURY was handily defeated by JINX in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
The Unknown Spymaster advised us all: "Warriors with little wit and will may
encounter problems on the trail to the Isle." Duh! You're already here. So I assume
your wit and will are adequate.
That's it then. Take care, and enjoy the lengthening of the days toward summer.
-- Tobaya Cantrell
THE TOWER GUARDIAN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DUTCH TREAT 26-1841 171 42 2 458 WORLDWIDE GORE (35) CALEAM
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
KING FORADAY 47-3762 87 62 4 282 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
-NUMBSKULL 52-2948 32 17 2 258 OTTO'S PARTS (664) FRATSFA
BULL DURHAM 5-4324 68 31 1 243 PARTY ANIMALS (476) KALTOS
-LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373 56 26 2 242 CONSORTIUM CRAP (1248) ARUAK CITY
-AFRICAN QUEEN 47-6424 52 25 0 238 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
-HUNTSMAN 7-5837 73 54 1 231 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
-BODDINGTON'S 21-5035 45 26 0 231 REAL BEER (859) SUNSET
-BEERVAHNA 60-4292 61 43 3 230 INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745) ARADI
HARI-KARI 73-3049 86 16 0 217 WAY TO GO! II (1010) ERINIKA
DARK TOWER 11-1702 114 67 0 213 KING'S COURT (34) ARUAK CITY
-HREIDMAR THE RED 10-6148 41 20 0 213 VIKINGS (1208) KOLACT
THE REFEREE 45-1091 108 56 4 211 AVID FANS (199) STORMCROWE
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-BALDASSARE 7-6003 59 53 0 210 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
TAMMY FAYE 39-3520 44 94 0 210 WITLESS WONDERS (1052) XOCHITHLAN
DAIRY QUEEN 47-2685 124 59 3 208 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
DISCO QUEEN 47-1992 97 36 3 207 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
-WOLFMAN JACK 5-4594 30 5 2 204 PARTY ANIMALS (476) KALTOS
-F.O.A.D. 73-442 54 25 2 202 ALPHABET SOUP (943) ERINIKA
UNCLE FESTER 59-2768 50 51 1 202 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
-GENERAL PUBLIC 31-3112 43 34 1 202 MILITARY MAYHEM (37) CHIMLEVTAL
-RUBBER KNIFE 54-2038 79 55 1 201 USELESS TOOLS (552) TROCAR
-TAOS 26-4042 51 26 1 201 HERE TO PHOENIX (871) CALEAM
-GRIZZ GRIMHULT 19-5083 25 17 1 201 BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1481) ZUWAYZA
BLACK JACK SHELACK 47-4850 59 34 2 198 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
G W BUSH 59-2764 47 54 2 198 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
-VIKING RAIDER 54-2885 38 21 1 198 SPARF! (1139) TROCAR
-BASE ON BULLS 73-3101 45 24 4 197 THE BULLS (255) ERINIKA
-CUBA 26-3917 45 28 0 192 HERE TO PHOENIX (871) CALEAM
-STEVE MCQUEEN 47-3908 69 60 1 191 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
-ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429 64 50 1 190 SPARF! (873) SEAM
-ADAM'S APPLE 52-3203 44 27 0 190 OTTO'S PARTS (664) FRATSFA
-ACE OF BASE 47-6905 35 25 0 190 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
-RUBBER KNIFE 57-2546 53 18 2 189 USELESS TOOLS (1249) ANDOR
THE LION KING 47-6360 51 19 0 188 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
HOPALONG CASSIDY 72-7839 33 28 0 184 COWBOY CROONERS (1535) DRAGONHEAD
-LONDON QUIREBOY 59-2513 55 31 1 183 CHAPEL ROCK (1108) ILLIS
-A.O. HELL 54-2523 46 23 2 183 USELESS TOOLS (552) TROCAR
-DORSAL FINN 42-1662 21 14 1 183 NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC (1343) RODEKI
-UZI 44-1701 44 47 1 181 BLOWN AWAY (398) KRILL
-ACE METRIC 47-3554 39 35 0 181 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
-SUPER GROVER 50-3413 27 15 0 181 OPEN SESAME (668) SNOWBOUND
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-FIGHTER ACE 47-1189 93 62 6 176 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
-HUNZICKER BOWL 23-4182 56 39 3 176 SKI TAOS (860) TI
-PHILLIP THE BIRD 40-3708 35 30 1 175 CRUEL PET NAMES (1117) ZENSU
-PIRES 7-5665 31 16 0 175 IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (883) BONSUR
-OSCAR 50-3153 44 26 0 168 OPEN SESAME (668) SNOWBOUND
ORPHAN 72-5463 28 42 2 161 X-POSSE (1093) DRAGONHEAD
-SCORPION KING 47-4718 20 6 1 161 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-A BOMB IN A BULL 73-503 23 10 2 157 THE BULLS (255) ERINIKA
-KNOS THE AXE 74-4394 23 4 1 157 BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1570) DAYLA KIV
WEDNESDAY ADDAMS 73-6043 19 2 0 151 CALENDAR GIRLS (1574) ERINIKA
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-GREEN KING 21-5183 24 8 0 145 REAL BEER (859) SUNSET
-GENERAL PURPOSE 31-5124 14 9 1 135 MILITARY MAYHEM (37) CHIMLEVTAL
TUESDAY WELD 73-6047 22 3 0 133 CALENDAR GIRLS (1574) ERINIKA
-SWEET REVENGE 8-5378 27 9 0 128 PEASANT REBELLION (1542) ARKERS
NANU NANU 45-5227 19 7 0 123 CSU COLLEGE RADIO (1630) STORMCROWE
CRYBABY 72-5853 21 39 1 113 OUTLAWS (1495) DRAGONHEAD
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
KING MIDAS 59-2770 43 52 1 100 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
-JANNA 81-2581 24 21 1 94 PRAY THE GODS (1653) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-COOL RUN-IN 2-6213 18 33 3 90 THE RUNAROUND (1517) NIANIA
COPYCAT 72-5854 23 30 1 79 OUTLAWS (1495) DRAGONHEAD
-G.I. DON'T KNOW 29-6162 21 12 2 77 ALMOST EXACTLY (1652) LAPUR
JINX 47-7951 29 26 1 76 TEAM TOONS (1500) NORTH FORK
-GENE AUTRY 72-7838 22 38 3 70 COWBOY CROONERS (1535) DRAGONHEAD
-NEETA 81-2702 18 15 0 69 PRAY THE GODS (1653) SHADOWSPIRE
SLEET 52-4392 19 7 1 67 WEATHER (1656) FRATSFA
JOHNNY APPLESEED 59-2767 32 69 0 64 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
-UKKO 45-4780 18 4 1 59 GOING BERSERK (1573) STORMCROWE
-HEOROT WARDEN 10-6786 17 4 1 56 VIKINGS (1208) KOLACT
-SCREAMER 71-7203 17 5 0 56 HOME LIFE (1657) KYR'TERR
-REGULAR SEASON 50-3894 16 7 1 56 BASH BROS SPORTS (1655) SNOWBOUND
-DRACULA 43-5172 17 2 2 55 GRAVEYARD SMASH (1649) VEASTIAN
-HOLY COW 63-3175 15 9 0 54 EXCLAMATION! (1606) AMEN-TEI
-ROY ROGERS 72-7836 19 41 0 51 COWBOY CROONERS (1535) DRAGONHEAD
-NO LOOK 35-4724 14 7 2 51 FOOT OF PRIDE (1413) MURSKA
MERCURY 28-4974 15 12 1 50 PLANETS (1419) MORYA
-COLD WEATHER 50-3883 13 3 1 43 BASH BROS SPORTS (1655) SNOWBOUND
WARLOCK 72-6137 18 26 5 35 OUTLAWS (1495) DRAGONHEAD
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
DUTCH TREAT devastated TAMMY FAYE in a action packed 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
BULL DURHAM subdued UNCLE FESTER in a exciting 1 minute melee.
BLACK JACK SHELACK was defeated by VERMICIOUS KNID in a crowd pleasing 5 minute duel.
THE LION KING was savagely defeated by CLOTTO in a exciting 4 minute bloody fight.
KING FORADAY devastated VERMICIOUS KNID in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided duel.
DARK TOWER devastated G W BUSH in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
DAIRY QUEEN overcame AMBER WOLFWALKER in a action packed 3 minute gruesome melee.
HARI-KARI vanquished VERMICIOUS KNID in a action packed 4 minute gory uneven fight.
THE REFEREE overpowered CLOTTO in a popular 2 minute gory uneven match.
DISCO QUEEN demolished CLOTTO in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bloody mismatched match.
HOPALONG CASSIDY demolished ORPHAN in a popular 1 minute mismatched match.
NANU NANU overcame CRYBABY in a popular 2 minute conflict.
TUESDAY WELD vanquished KING MIDAS in a action packed 1 minute mismatched bout.
WEDNESDAY ADDAMS handily defeated EVIL INPUTTER in a 2 minute mismatched bout.
WARLOCK was devastated by R.O.U.S. in a 2 minute one-sided brawl.
COPYCAT savagely defeated RIRORNI SOLDIER in a 2 minute brutal match.
JOHNNY APPLESEED was narrowly defeated by SLEET in a popular 13 minute match.
MERCURY was handily defeated by JINX in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 5 PARRY-STRIKE 25 - 4 - 2 86 |
|AIMED BLOW 4 TOTAL PARRY 17 - 9 - 0 65 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 PARRY-LUNGE 14 - 8 - 0 64 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 WALL OF STEEL 35 - 22 - 0 61 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 BASHING ATTACK 9 - 6 - 0 60 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 LUNGING ATTACK 75 - 54 - 0 58 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 AIMED BLOW 37 - 36 - 0 51 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 SLASHING ATTACK 29 - 39 - 0 43 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 2 - 0 33 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 STRIKING ATTACK 14 - 31 - 1 31 |
Turn 320 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 4 LUNGING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 3 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 TOTAL PARRY
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 2 1 PARRY-LUNGE
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY DUTCH TREAT 26-1841 171 42 2 458 WORLDWIDE GORE (35)
BASHING ATTACK KING FORADAY 47-3762 87 62 4 282 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
LUNGING ATTACK BULL DURHAM 5-4324 68 31 1 243 PARTY ANIMALS (476)
AIMED BLOW HARI-KARI 73-3049 86 16 0 217 WAY TO GO! II (1010)
WALL OF STEEL DARK TOWER 11-1702 114 67 0 213 KING'S COURT (34)
PARRY-STRIKE THE REFEREE 45-1091 108 56 4 211 AVID FANS (199)
STRIKING ATTACK TAMMY FAYE 39-3520 44 94 0 210 WITLESS WONDERS (1052)
SLASHING ATTACK UNCLE FESTER 59-2768 50 51 1 202 TALL TALES (1335)
PARRY-LUNGE HOPALONG CASSIDY 72-7839 33 28 0 184 COWBOY CROONERS (1535)
The overall popularity leader is THE REFEREE 45-1091. The most popular warrior this
turn was HARI-KARI 73-3049. The ten other most popular fighters were THE REFEREE
45-1091, BLACK JACK SHELACK 47-4850, THE LION KING 47-6360, DISCO QUEEN 47-1992, KING
FORADAY 47-3762, DAIRY QUEEN 47-2685, NANU NANU 45-5227, JOHNNY APPLESEED 59-2767,
WEDNESDAY ADDAMS 73-6043, and COPYCAT 72-5854.
The least popular fighter this week was SLEET 52-4392. The other ten least popular
fighters were MERCURY 28-4974, KING MIDAS 59-2770, ORPHAN 72-5463, G W BUSH 59-2764,
DARK TOWER 11-1702, UNCLE FESTER 59-2768, TAMMY FAYE 39-3520, JINX 47-7951, WARLOCK
72-6137, and TUESDAY WELD 73-6047.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
KALTOS(5) 1 0 0 XOCHITHLAN(39) 0 1 0 ILLIS(59) 0 4 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 1 0 0 STORMCROWE(45) 2 0 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 2 3 0
CALEAM(26) 1 0 0 NORTH FORK(47) 4 2 0 ERINIKA(73) 3 0 0
MORYA(28) 0 1 0 FRATSFA(52) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BULL DURHAM 5-4324 68 31 1 243 PARTY ANIMALS (476) KALTOS
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DARK TOWER 11-1702 114 67 0 213 KING'S COURT (34) ARUAK CITY
DUTCH TREAT 26-1841 171 42 2 458 WORLDWIDE GORE (35) CALEAM
MERCURY 28-4974 15 12 1 50 PLANETS (1419) MORYA
TAMMY FAYE 39-3520 44 94 0 210 WITLESS WONDERS (1052) XOCHITHLAN
THE REFEREE 45-1091 108 56 4 211 AVID FANS (199) STORMCROWE
KING FORADAY 47-3762 87 62 4 282 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
SLEET 52-4392 19 7 1 67 WEATHER (1656) FRATSFA
UNCLE FESTER 59-2768 50 51 1 202 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
HOPALONG CASSIDY 72-7839 33 28 0 184 COWBOY CROONERS (1535) DRAGONHEAD
HARI-KARI 73-3049 86 16 0 217 WAY TO GO! II (1010) ERINIKA
CHALLENGES AND AVOIDS
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As a service to all managers, we offer team and character maintenance. This
option allows you to make sure your team or selected warriors will never miss a turn!
Team Maintenance: This will cause all warriors on that team to fight every
turn; if it's an AD arena, any new warriors who arrive on that team will
fight the turn they arrive. In A.D. or in transfer arenas where you have
multiple teams, each team will need to separately be on Team Maintenance.
(The only exception is new warriors; they will not fight until they have had
their initial strategy input.)
Character Maintenance: This will cause only that warrior to fight every
turn. If the character graduates or changes arenas, he/she/it will stay on
Character Maintenance.
In either case, you may submit strategy sheets for your warriors each turn, if
you wish. The Team/Character Maintenance will make sure your warriors fight each
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Remember that challenges, avoids, and challenge/if challenged strategies will not
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