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Date   : 01/02/2018    Duedate: 01/29/2018

CRYSALIS ARENA

DM 106    TURN 320

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1-INTERNATION 45/1642  496  235   1 67.9      NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC 42/1343
  2 SPARF! 20/873       3386 1725  36 66.2    3-PRAY THE GO 81/1653    3    2   0 60.0
    SPARF! 54/1139                              ALMOST EXACTLY 29/1652
    SKI TAOS 23/860                             I'M NOT EGGBERT 20/1592
    AVID FANS 45/199                            SPROUT OF MY MIND 47/1619
    REAL BEER 21/859                          4 CSU COLLEGE 45/1630   12    9   0 57.1
    THE BULLS 73/255                          5-VIKINGS 10/1208      388  418   5 48.1
    BLOWN AWAY 44/398                           SENTINELS 7/1202
    ROYAL FLUSH 47/10                           PEASANT REBELLION 8/1542
    KING'S COURT 11/34                          BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE 19/1481
    NL CENTRAL 72/1643                          BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE 74/1570
    OPEN SESAME 50/668                        6 HOME LIFE 71/1657    129  143   2 47.4
    CHAPEL ROCK 59/1108                       7 TEAM TOONS 47/1500    31   35   0 47.0
    OTTO'S PARTS 52/664                         COWBOY CROONERS 72/1535
    PARTY ANIMALS 5/476                       8 WITLESS WON 39/1052  147  223   0 39.7
    ALPHABET SOUP 73/943                      9-RATM 84/1651          14   22   1 38.9
    USELESS TOOLS 54/552                        MADE YOU LOOK 19/1650
    WORLDWIDE GORE 26/35                        GRAVEYARD SMASH 43/1649
    MILITARY MAYHEM 31/37                    10 TALL TALES 59/1335    99  161   2 38.1
    USELESS TOOLS 57/1249                    11 OUTLAWS 72/1495       91  184   5 33.1
    WAY TO GO! II 73/1010                       X-POSSE 72/1093
    CALENDAR GIRLS 73/1574                   12-AVENGERS 31/259        1    3   0 25.0
    HERE TO PHOENIX 26/871                   13 PLANETS 28/1419        1    1   0 50.0
    CONSORTIUM CRAP 11/1248                     WEATHER 52/1656
    CRUEL PET NAMES 40/1117                  14-BASH BROS G 72/1645    0    1   0  0.0
    IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS 7/883                  BASH BROS CONDO 72/1644
    INGRATE WHITE NORTH 60/745                  BASH BROS SPORTS 50/1655

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Hi there!

We had eighteen fights today, which is more than last turn.  However, with ten stand-
ins, that was 26 actual gladiators, which is more than last turn, too.  Yay!

Outlaws avoided Tall Tales.  Good!

I think I'll just list all the fights, okay?

DUTCH TREAT (26-1841) (170-42-2,447) of WORLDWIDE GORE fought TAMMY FAYE (39-3520) 
(44-93-0,204) of WITLESS WONDERS.  DUTCH TREAT devastated TAMMY FAYE in an action 
packed 1 minute mismatched Title fight.  So, Mr. Treat is still our top TP and Tower 
Guardian.  Tammy Faye continues as top Striker.

BULL DURHAM (5-4324) (67-31-1,238) of PARTY ANIMALS fought UNCLE FESTER (59-2768) (50-
50-1,197) of TALL TALES.  BULL DURHAM subdued UNCLE FESTER in an exciting 1 minute 
melee.  Mr. Durham is top Lunger.  Uncle Fester is top Slasher.

BLACK JACK SHELACK (47-4850) (59-33-2,268) of ROYAL FLUSH fought VERMICIOUS KNID (106-
30) (0-0-0,240).  BLACK JACK SHELACK was defeated by VERMICIOUS KNID in a crowd 
pleasing 5 minute duel.

THE LION KING (47-6360) (51-18-0,239) of ROYAL FLUSH fought CLOTTO (106-25) (0-0-
0,181).  THE LION KING was savagely defeated by CLOTTO in an exciting 4 minute bloody 
fight.

KING FORADAY (47-3762) (86-62-4,269) of ROYAL FLUSH fought VERMICIOUS KNID (106-30) 
(0-0-0,240).  KING FORADAY devastated VERMICIOUS KNID in a crowd pleasing 2 minute 
one-sided duel.  King is our top Basher.

DARK TOWER (11-1702) (113-67-0,205) of KING'S COURT fought G W BUSH (59-2764) (47-53-
2,194) of TALL TALES.  DARK TOWER devastated G W BUSH in a 1 minute one-sided 
competition.  Dark Tower is this arena's leading Wall of Steel.

DAIRY QUEEN (47-2685) (123-59-3,199) of ROYAL FLUSH fought AMBER WOLFWALKER (106-11) 
(0-0-0,220).  DAIRY QUEEN overcame AMBER WOLFWALKER in an action packed 3 minute 
gruesome melee.

HARI-KARI (73-3049) (85-16-0,204) of WAY TO GO! II fought VERMICIOUS KNID (106-30) (0-
0-0,240).  HARI-KARI vanquished VERMICIOUS KNID in an action packed 4 minute gory 
uneven fight.  Mr. Kari is our top-ranked Aimed Blow, and he was voted this turn's 
favorite.

THE REFEREE (45-1091) (107-56-4,203) of AVID FANS fought CLOTTO (106-25) (0-0-0,181).  
THE REFEREE overpowered CLOTTO in a popular 2 minute gory uneven match.  The Ref is 
our leading Parry-Strike, also the overall popularity leader.  Good going!

DISCO QUEEN (47-1992) (96-36-3,198) of ROYAL FLUSH fought CLOTTO (106-25) (0-0-0,181).  
DISCO QUEEN demolished CLOTTO in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bloody mismatched match.

HOPALONG CASSIDY (72-7839) (32-28-0,174) of COWBOY CROONERS fought ORPHAN (72-5463) 
(28-41-2,169) of X-POSSE.  HOPALONG CASSIDY demolished ORPHAN in a popular 1 minute 
mismatched match.  Mr. Cassidy leads the Parry-Lunge style here in Crysalis.

NANU NANU (45-5227) (18-7-0,106) of CSU COLLEGE RADIO fought CRYBABY (72-5853) (21-38-
1,123) of OUTLAWS.  NANU NANU overcame CRYBABY in a popular 2 minute conflict.

TUESDAY WELD (73-6047) (21-3-0,131) of CALENDAR GIRLS fought KING MIDAS (59-2770) (43-
51-1,97) of TALL TALES.  TUESDAY WELD vanquished KING MIDAS in an action packed 1 
minute mismatched bout.

WEDNESDAY ADDAMS (73-6043) (18-2-0,149) of CALENDAR GIRLS fought EVIL INPUTTER (106-7) 
(0-0-0,110).  WEDNESDAY ADDAMS handily defeated EVIL INPUTTER in a 2 minute mismatched 
bout.

WARLOCK (72-6137) (18-25-5,42) of OUTLAWS fought R.O.U.S. (106-4) (0-0-0,50).  WARLOCK 
was devastated by R.O.U.S. in a 2 minute one-sided brawl.

COPYCAT (72-5854) (22-30-1,77) of OUTLAWS fought RIRORNI SOLDIER (106-3) (0-0-0,30).  
COPYCAT savagely defeated RIRORNI SOLDIER in a 2 minute brutal match.

JOHNNY APPLESEED (59-2767) (32-68-0,64) of TALL TALES fought SLEET (52-4392) (18-7-
1,62) of WEATHER.  JOHNNY APPLESEED was narrowly defeated by SLEET in a popular 13 
minute match.  Ooh... Sleet is this turn's least favorite fighter.  I guess the 
spectators do hate long fights.

MERCURY (28-4974) (15-11-1,57) of PLANETS fought JINX (47-7951) (28-26-1,65) of TEAM 
TOONS.  MERCURY was handily defeated by JINX in a 1 minute mismatched competition.

The Unknown Spymaster advised us all:  "Warriors with little wit and will may 
encounter problems on the trail to the Isle."  Duh!  You're already here.  So I assume 
your wit and will are adequate.  

That's it then.  Take care, and enjoy the lengthening of the days toward summer.

                                          -- Tobaya Cantrell

THE TOWER GUARDIAN             W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DUTCH TREAT 26-1841         171  42  2  458  WORLDWIDE GORE (35)        CALEAM

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KING FORADAY 47-3762         87  62  4  282  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
-NUMBSKULL 52-2948            32  17  2  258  OTTO'S PARTS (664)         FRATSFA
 BULL DURHAM 5-4324           68  31  1  243  PARTY ANIMALS (476)        KALTOS
-LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373        56  26  2  242  CONSORTIUM CRAP (1248)     ARUAK CITY
-AFRICAN QUEEN 47-6424        52  25  0  238  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
-HUNTSMAN 7-5837              73  54  1  231  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
-BODDINGTON'S 21-5035         45  26  0  231  REAL BEER (859)            SUNSET
-BEERVAHNA 60-4292            61  43  3  230  INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745)  ARADI
 HARI-KARI 73-3049            86  16  0  217  WAY TO GO! II (1010)       ERINIKA
 DARK TOWER 11-1702          114  67  0  213  KING'S COURT (34)          ARUAK CITY
-HREIDMAR THE RED 10-6148     41  20  0  213  VIKINGS (1208)             KOLACT
 THE REFEREE 45-1091         108  56  4  211  AVID FANS (199)            STORMCROWE

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-BALDASSARE 7-6003            59  53  0  210  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
 TAMMY FAYE 39-3520           44  94  0  210  WITLESS WONDERS (1052)     XOCHITHLAN
 DAIRY QUEEN 47-2685         124  59  3  208  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 DISCO QUEEN 47-1992          97  36  3  207  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
-WOLFMAN JACK 5-4594          30   5  2  204  PARTY ANIMALS (476)        KALTOS
-F.O.A.D. 73-442              54  25  2  202  ALPHABET SOUP (943)        ERINIKA
 UNCLE FESTER 59-2768         50  51  1  202  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
-GENERAL PUBLIC 31-3112       43  34  1  202  MILITARY MAYHEM (37)       CHIMLEVTAL
-RUBBER KNIFE 54-2038         79  55  1  201  USELESS TOOLS (552)        TROCAR
-TAOS 26-4042                 51  26  1  201  HERE TO PHOENIX (871)      CALEAM
-GRIZZ GRIMHULT 19-5083       25  17  1  201  BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1481)  ZUWAYZA
 BLACK JACK SHELACK 47-4850   59  34  2  198  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 G W BUSH 59-2764             47  54  2  198  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
-VIKING RAIDER 54-2885        38  21  1  198  SPARF! (1139)              TROCAR
-BASE ON BULLS 73-3101        45  24  4  197  THE BULLS (255)            ERINIKA
-CUBA 26-3917                 45  28  0  192  HERE TO PHOENIX (871)      CALEAM
-STEVE MCQUEEN 47-3908        69  60  1  191  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
-ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429          64  50  1  190  SPARF! (873)               SEAM
-ADAM'S APPLE 52-3203         44  27  0  190  OTTO'S PARTS (664)         FRATSFA
-ACE OF BASE 47-6905          35  25  0  190  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
-RUBBER KNIFE 57-2546         53  18  2  189  USELESS TOOLS (1249)       ANDOR
 THE LION KING 47-6360        51  19  0  188  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 HOPALONG CASSIDY 72-7839     33  28  0  184  COWBOY CROONERS (1535)     DRAGONHEAD
-LONDON QUIREBOY 59-2513      55  31  1  183  CHAPEL ROCK (1108)         ILLIS
-A.O. HELL 54-2523            46  23  2  183  USELESS TOOLS (552)        TROCAR
-DORSAL FINN 42-1662          21  14  1  183  NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC (1343) RODEKI
-UZI 44-1701                  44  47  1  181  BLOWN AWAY (398)           KRILL
-ACE METRIC 47-3554           39  35  0  181  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
-SUPER GROVER 50-3413         27  15  0  181  OPEN SESAME (668)          SNOWBOUND

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-FIGHTER ACE 47-1189          93  62  6  176  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
-HUNZICKER BOWL 23-4182       56  39  3  176  SKI TAOS (860)             TI
-PHILLIP THE BIRD 40-3708     35  30  1  175  CRUEL PET NAMES (1117)     ZENSU
-PIRES 7-5665                 31  16  0  175  IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (883) BONSUR
-OSCAR 50-3153                44  26  0  168  OPEN SESAME (668)          SNOWBOUND
 ORPHAN 72-5463               28  42  2  161  X-POSSE (1093)             DRAGONHEAD
-SCORPION KING 47-4718        20   6  1  161  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-A BOMB IN A BULL 73-503      23  10  2  157  THE BULLS (255)            ERINIKA
-KNOS THE AXE 74-4394         23   4  1  157  BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1570)  DAYLA KIV
 WEDNESDAY ADDAMS 73-6043     19   2  0  151  CALENDAR GIRLS (1574)      ERINIKA

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-GREEN KING 21-5183           24   8  0  145  REAL BEER (859)            SUNSET
-GENERAL PURPOSE 31-5124      14   9  1  135  MILITARY MAYHEM (37)       CHIMLEVTAL
 TUESDAY WELD 73-6047         22   3  0  133  CALENDAR GIRLS (1574)      ERINIKA
-SWEET REVENGE 8-5378         27   9  0  128  PEASANT REBELLION (1542)   ARKERS
 NANU NANU 45-5227            19   7  0  123  CSU COLLEGE RADIO (1630)   STORMCROWE
 CRYBABY 72-5853              21  39  1  113  OUTLAWS (1495)             DRAGONHEAD

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KING MIDAS 59-2770           43  52  1  100  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
-JANNA 81-2581                24  21  1   94  PRAY THE GODS (1653)       SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-COOL RUN-IN 2-6213           18  33  3   90  THE RUNAROUND (1517)       NIANIA
 COPYCAT 72-5854              23  30  1   79  OUTLAWS (1495)             DRAGONHEAD
-G.I. DON'T KNOW 29-6162      21  12  2   77  ALMOST EXACTLY (1652)      LAPUR
 JINX 47-7951                 29  26  1   76  TEAM TOONS (1500)          NORTH FORK
-GENE AUTRY 72-7838           22  38  3   70  COWBOY CROONERS (1535)     DRAGONHEAD
-NEETA 81-2702                18  15  0   69  PRAY THE GODS (1653)       SHADOWSPIRE
 SLEET 52-4392                19   7  1   67  WEATHER (1656)             FRATSFA
 JOHNNY APPLESEED 59-2767     32  69  0   64  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
-UKKO 45-4780                 18   4  1   59  GOING BERSERK (1573)       STORMCROWE
-HEOROT WARDEN 10-6786        17   4  1   56  VIKINGS (1208)             KOLACT
-SCREAMER 71-7203             17   5  0   56  HOME LIFE (1657)           KYR'TERR
-REGULAR SEASON 50-3894       16   7  1   56  BASH BROS SPORTS (1655)    SNOWBOUND
-DRACULA 43-5172              17   2  2   55  GRAVEYARD SMASH (1649)     VEASTIAN
-HOLY COW 63-3175             15   9  0   54  EXCLAMATION! (1606)        AMEN-TEI
-ROY ROGERS 72-7836           19  41  0   51  COWBOY CROONERS (1535)     DRAGONHEAD
-NO LOOK 35-4724              14   7  2   51  FOOT OF PRIDE (1413)       MURSKA
 MERCURY 28-4974              15  12  1   50  PLANETS (1419)             MORYA
-COLD WEATHER 50-3883         13   3  1   43  BASH BROS SPORTS (1655)    SNOWBOUND
 WARLOCK 72-6137              18  26  5   35  OUTLAWS (1495)             DRAGONHEAD

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DUTCH TREAT devastated TAMMY FAYE in a action packed 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
BULL DURHAM subdued UNCLE FESTER in a exciting 1 minute melee.
BLACK JACK SHELACK was defeated by VERMICIOUS KNID in a crowd pleasing 5 minute duel.
THE LION KING was savagely defeated by CLOTTO in a exciting 4 minute bloody fight.
KING FORADAY devastated VERMICIOUS KNID in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided duel.
DARK TOWER devastated G W BUSH in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
DAIRY QUEEN overcame AMBER WOLFWALKER in a action packed 3 minute gruesome melee.
HARI-KARI vanquished VERMICIOUS KNID in a action packed 4 minute gory uneven fight.
THE REFEREE overpowered CLOTTO in a popular 2 minute gory uneven match.
DISCO QUEEN demolished CLOTTO in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bloody mismatched match.
HOPALONG CASSIDY demolished ORPHAN in a popular 1 minute mismatched match.
NANU NANU overcame CRYBABY in a popular 2 minute conflict.
TUESDAY WELD vanquished KING MIDAS in a action packed 1 minute mismatched bout.
WEDNESDAY ADDAMS handily defeated EVIL INPUTTER in a 2 minute mismatched bout.
WARLOCK was devastated by R.O.U.S. in a 2 minute one-sided brawl.
COPYCAT savagely defeated RIRORNI SOLDIER in a 2 minute brutal match.
JOHNNY APPLESEED was narrowly defeated by SLEET in a popular 13 minute match.
MERCURY was handily defeated by JINX in a 1 minute mismatched competition.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   5         PARRY-STRIKE      25 -   4 -  2      86  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         TOTAL PARRY       17 -   9 -  0      65  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         PARRY-LUNGE       14 -   8 -  0      64  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         WALL OF STEEL     35 -  22 -  0      61  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         BASHING ATTACK     9 -   6 -  0      60  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         LUNGING ATTACK    75 -  54 -  0      58  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         AIMED BLOW        37 -  36 -  0      51  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         SLASHING ATTACK   29 -  39 -  0      43  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -   2 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         STRIKING ATTACK   14 -  31 -  1      31  |

Turn 320 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  2         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         3 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  2         1  TOTAL PARRY    
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  1                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  2                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      DUTCH TREAT 26-1841       171  42  2  458 WORLDWIDE GORE (35)
BASHING ATTACK   KING FORADAY 47-3762       87  62  4  282 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
LUNGING ATTACK   BULL DURHAM 5-4324         68  31  1  243 PARTY ANIMALS (476)
AIMED BLOW       HARI-KARI 73-3049          86  16  0  217 WAY TO GO! II (1010)
WALL OF STEEL    DARK TOWER 11-1702        114  67  0  213 KING'S COURT (34)
PARRY-STRIKE     THE REFEREE 45-1091       108  56  4  211 AVID FANS (199)
STRIKING ATTACK  TAMMY FAYE 39-3520         44  94  0  210 WITLESS WONDERS (1052)
SLASHING ATTACK  UNCLE FESTER 59-2768       50  51  1  202 TALL TALES (1335)
PARRY-LUNGE      HOPALONG CASSIDY 72-7839   33  28  0  184 COWBOY CROONERS (1535)

The overall popularity leader is THE REFEREE 45-1091.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was HARI-KARI 73-3049.  The ten other most popular fighters were THE REFEREE 
45-1091, BLACK JACK SHELACK 47-4850, THE LION KING 47-6360, DISCO QUEEN 47-1992, KING 
FORADAY 47-3762, DAIRY QUEEN 47-2685, NANU NANU 45-5227, JOHNNY APPLESEED 59-2767, 
WEDNESDAY ADDAMS 73-6043, and COPYCAT 72-5854.

The least popular fighter this week was SLEET 52-4392.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were MERCURY 28-4974, KING MIDAS 59-2770, ORPHAN 72-5463, G W BUSH 59-2764, 
DARK TOWER 11-1702, UNCLE FESTER 59-2768, TAMMY FAYE 39-3520, JINX 47-7951, WARLOCK 
72-6137, and TUESDAY WELD 73-6047.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
KALTOS(5)            1  0 0  XOCHITHLAN(39)       0  1 0  ILLIS(59)            0  4 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       1  0 0  STORMCROWE(45)       2  0 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       2  3 0  
CALEAM(26)           1  0 0  NORTH FORK(47)       4  2 0  ERINIKA(73)          3  0 0  
MORYA(28)            0  1 0  FRATSFA(52)          1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BULL DURHAM 5-4324          68  31  1  243  PARTY ANIMALS (476)        KALTOS

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DARK TOWER 11-1702         114  67  0  213  KING'S COURT (34)          ARUAK CITY
 DUTCH TREAT 26-1841        171  42  2  458  WORLDWIDE GORE (35)        CALEAM
 MERCURY 28-4974             15  12  1   50  PLANETS (1419)             MORYA
 TAMMY FAYE 39-3520          44  94  0  210  WITLESS WONDERS (1052)     XOCHITHLAN
 THE REFEREE 45-1091        108  56  4  211  AVID FANS (199)            STORMCROWE
 KING FORADAY 47-3762        87  62  4  282  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 SLEET 52-4392               19   7  1   67  WEATHER (1656)             FRATSFA
 UNCLE FESTER 59-2768        50  51  1  202  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
 HOPALONG CASSIDY 72-7839    33  28  0  184  COWBOY CROONERS (1535)     DRAGONHEAD
 HARI-KARI 73-3049           86  16  0  217  WAY TO GO! II (1010)       ERINIKA

                                CHALLENGES AND AVOIDS

To clarify:  You issue Challenges to warriors, but Avoid teams.  
To Challenge, write that warrior's name and ID# in the space provided. 
To Avoid, write the team's name and Team ID in that space. 
Make sure you include the ID!

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately.  Managers may 
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a 
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.  Each warrior may have 
up to 15 favorite sayings.  Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, 
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long.  For any questions, please contact the 
Gladiatorial Commission. 

ATTENTION:  Have you or a loved one has been diagnosed with the heartbreak of 
Muffintheliomariasis?  You may be entitled to financial compensation!  
Muffintheliomariasis is a common nervous system disorder linked to the destruction of 
self-worth and confidence due to the regular down-challenging of The Muffin Man.  
Symptoms and side effects include involuntary twitching, irritable bowels, sweating, 
abdominal pain, headache, gender impermanence, acute hygienic arrest, nausea and 
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                        TEAM AND CHARACTER MAINTENANCE SERVICE

     As a service to all managers, we offer team and character maintenance.  This 
option allows you to make sure your team or selected warriors will never miss a turn!

     Team Maintenance:  This will cause all warriors on that team to fight every 
     turn; if it's an AD arena, any new warriors who arrive on that team will 
     fight the turn they arrive.  In A.D. or in transfer arenas where you have 
     multiple teams, each team will need to separately be on Team Maintenance.  
     (The only exception is new warriors; they will not fight until they have had 
     their initial strategy input.)  

     Character Maintenance:  This will cause only that warrior to fight every 
     turn.  If the character graduates or changes arenas, he/she/it will stay on 
     Character Maintenance.

     In either case, you may submit strategy sheets for your warriors each turn, if 
you wish.  The Team/Character Maintenance will make sure your warriors fight each 
turn, and they will always use their most recently entered strategy.
     Remember that challenges, avoids, and challenge/if challenged strategies will not 
carry through from turn to turn.  These sections are only used on the turn they are 
entered.  In order to continually challenge or avoid you will need to submit a 
strategy sheet each time. 
     One other thing to remember about maintenance:  Maintenance is not something 
that you write on your turnsheet (like in demo tourneys).  In order to add or remove 
maintenance for a team or warrior, you must send a note to Customer Service.  If you 
just write things like this on your strategy sheet, they may or may not get done.  
Likewise, don't write it on your personal ads.  Please, please, please put it on a 
separate piece of paper with "Customer Service" written on the top.  If you don't, 
well, you can imagine.
     Thanks for your time.  Good luck in Duelmasters! -- Green Eyes