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Date : 01/30/2018 Duedate: 02/26/2018
CRYSALIS ARENA
DM 106 TURN 321
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 AVID FANS 45/199 3397 1726 36 66.3 6 TEAM TOONS 47/1500 31 37 0 45.6
ROYAL FLUSH 47/10 COWBOY CROONERS 72/1535
KING'S COURT 11/34 7 WITLESS WON 39/1052 147 224 0 39.6
PARTY ANIMALS 5/476 8-RATM 84/1651 14 22 1 38.9
WORLDWIDE GORE 26/35 MADE YOU LOOK 19/1650
WAY TO GO! II 73/1010 GRAVEYARD SMASH 43/1649
CALENDAR GIRLS 73/1574 9 TALL TALES 59/1335 100 164 2 37.9
2-PRAY THE GO 81/1653 3 2 0 60.0 10 OUTLAWS 72/1495 92 187 5 33.0
ALMOST EXACTLY 29/1652 X-POSSE 72/1093
3 CSU COLLEGE 45/1630 13 9 0 59.1 11-PLANETS 28/1419 1 1 0 50.0
4 FAST FOOD 47/1355 143 124 0 53.6 WEATHER 52/1656
5-HOME LIFE 71/1657 129 143 2 47.4 12-BASH BROS S 50/1655 0 1 0 0.0
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Hey!
We saw sixteen fights today, no challenges, no avoids, no deaths. Hmph. I'm glad
about no deaths anyway.
DUTCH TREAT (26-1841) (171-42-2,458) of WORLDWIDE GORE fought G W BUSH (59-2764) (47-
54-2,198) of TALL TALES. DUTCH TREAT devastated G W BUSH in a 1 minute mismatched
Title fight. So, after an easy fight the apathetic Dutch Treat is still the Tower
Guardian and still the reigning Total Parry. Mr. Bush is top Striker.
DARK TOWER (11-1702) (114-67-0,213) of KING'S COURT fought TAMMY FAYE (39-3520) (44-
94-0,210) of WITLESS WONDERS. DARK TOWER won victory over TAMMY FAYE in a 2 minute
battle. Dark Tower is the top Waste.
HARI-KARI (73-3049) (86-16-0,217) of WAY TO GO! II fought GOJIRO (106-31) (0-0-0,220).
HARI-KARI slimly won victory over GOJIRO in a popular 8 minute gruesome match. Mr.
Kari is our highest rated Aimed Blow. He was also voted this turn's favorite fighter.
BULL DURHAM (5-4324) (68-31-1,243) of PARTY ANIMALS fought HOPALONG CASSIDY (72-7839)
(33-28-0,184) of COWBOY CROONERS. BULL DURHAM devastated HOPALONG CASSIDY in a
popular 1 minute one-sided contest. Durham is our best Lunger while Mr. Cassidy is
the top P-L.
THE REFEREE (45-1091) (108-56-4,211) of AVID FANS fought AMBER WOLFWALKER (106-11) (0-
0-0,220). THE REFEREE subdued AMBER WOLFWALKER in a crowd pleasing 3 minute
competition. The Ref is our highest rated Parry-Strike, also the overall popularity
leader.
KING FORADAY (47-3762) (87-62-4,282) of ROYAL FLUSH fought AMBER WOLFWALKER (106-11)
(0-0-0,220). KING FORADAY overpowered AMBER WOLFWALKER in a 1 minute one-sided
struggle. King is our top Basher, and Amber Wolfwalker sure had a bad day.
BLACK JACK SHELACK (47-4850) (59-34-2,198) of ROYAL FLUSH fought THE BLACKSMITH (106-
22) (0-0-0,181). BLACK JACK SHELACK savagely defeated THE BLACKSMITH in an action
packed 2 minute melee. This was the only action packed fight of the day.
UNCLE FESTER (59-2768) (50-51-1,202) of TALL TALES fought WEDNESDAY ADDAMS (73-6043)
(19-2-0,151) of CALENDAR GIRLS. UNCLE FESTER was vanquished by WEDNESDAY ADDAMS in a
1 minute one-sided duel. Uncle Fester is Crysalis' most respected Slasher.
THE LION KING (47-6360) (51-19-0,188) of ROYAL FLUSH fought CRYSALIS GUARD (106-29)
(0-0-0,200). THE LION KING viciously subdued CRYSALIS GUARD in a popular 4 minute
brutal fight.
DISCO QUEEN (47-1992) (97-36-3,207) of ROYAL FLUSH fought ORPHAN (72-5463) (28-42-
2,161) of X-POSSE. DISCO QUEEN handily defeated ORPHAN in a 2 minute one-sided bout.
DAIRY QUEEN (47-2685) (124-59-3,208) of ROYAL FLUSH fought CLOTTO (106-25) (0-0-
0,181). DAIRY QUEEN was demolished by CLOTTO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched
match.
NANU NANU (45-5227) (19-7-0,123) of CSU COLLEGE RADIO fought CRYBABY (72-5853) (21-39-
1,113) of OUTLAWS. NANU NANU demolished CRYBABY in a popular 1 minute mismatched
match.
TUESDAY WELD (73-6047) (22-3-0,133) of CALENDAR GIRLS fought KING MIDAS (59-2770) (43-
52-1,100) of TALL TALES. TUESDAY WELD handily defeated KING MIDAS in a 1 minute one-
sided conflict.
JINX (47-7951) (29-26-1,76) of TEAM TOONS fought COPYCAT (72-5854) (23-30-1,79) of
OUTLAWS. JINX was overpowered by COPYCAT in a 1 minute uneven struggle.
WARLOCK (72-6137) (18-26-5,35) of OUTLAWS fought SUPERSIZE ME (47-8110) (19-7-2,67) of
FAST FOOD. WARLOCK was handily defeated by SUPERSIZE ME in a 1 minute mismatched
bout.
JOHNNY APPLESEED (59-2767) (32-69-0,64) of TALL TALES fought ALASTARIAN DESERTER (106-
1) (0-0-0,30). JOHNNY APPLESEED outwaited ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a popular 7 minute
brawl.
Snide Clemens showed up to help me. He said, "I was about to buy a new quill pen the
other day, but some fighter took it for
an epee. Forgive me for writing with a dagger. Phlllt! Just had to do that before I
leave the fine city of CRYSALIS. I feel much better now." As do I.
So, I hope you all are having warmer weather than I've been having up in the Tower.
It's windy up here!
-- Tobaya Cantrell
THE TOWER GUARDIAN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DUTCH TREAT 26-1841 172 42 2 467 WORLDWIDE GORE (35) CALEAM
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
KING FORADAY 47-3762 88 62 4 295 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
BULL DURHAM 5-4324 69 31 1 253 PARTY ANIMALS (476) KALTOS
HARI-KARI 73-3049 87 16 0 225 WAY TO GO! II (1010) ERINIKA
DARK TOWER 11-1702 115 67 0 219 KING'S COURT (34) ARUAK CITY
THE REFEREE 45-1091 109 56 4 219 AVID FANS (199) STORMCROWE
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
G W BUSH 59-2764 47 55 2 210 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
DISCO QUEEN 47-1992 98 36 3 209 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
TAMMY FAYE 39-3520 44 95 0 208 WITLESS WONDERS (1052) XOCHITHLAN
BLACK JACK SHELACK 47-4850 60 34 2 202 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
THE LION KING 47-6360 52 19 0 202 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
HOPALONG CASSIDY 72-7839 33 29 0 188 COWBOY CROONERS (1535) DRAGONHEAD
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
WEDNESDAY ADDAMS 73-6043 20 2 0 187 CALENDAR GIRLS (1574) ERINIKA
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DAIRY QUEEN 47-2685 124 60 3 180 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
ORPHAN 72-5463 28 43 2 177 X-POSSE (1093) DRAGONHEAD
UNCLE FESTER 59-2768 50 52 1 170 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TUESDAY WELD 73-6047 23 3 0 136 CALENDAR GIRLS (1574) ERINIKA
NANU NANU 45-5227 20 7 0 131 CSU COLLEGE RADIO (1630) STORMCROWE
CRYBABY 72-5853 21 40 1 109 OUTLAWS (1495) DRAGONHEAD
-MAYFLOWER 8-5235 30 18 0 108 SMITHSONIAN (250) ARKERS
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
KING MIDAS 59-2770 43 53 1 100 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
COPYCAT 72-5854 24 30 1 90 OUTLAWS (1495) DRAGONHEAD
-COOL RUN-IN 2-6213 18 33 3 90 THE RUNAROUND (1517) NIANIA
-BART 18-7927 20 15 3 78 SHEPHERDS (1454) TALCAMA
-GENE AUTRY 72-7838 22 38 3 70 COWBOY CROONERS (1535) DRAGONHEAD
SUPERSIZE ME 47-8110 20 7 2 69 FAST FOOD (1355) NORTH FORK
JINX 47-7951 29 27 1 67 TEAM TOONS (1500) NORTH FORK
-LEAK 72-7886 20 5 2 67 BASH BROS GAS (1645) DRAGONHEAD
-SLEET 52-4392 19 7 1 67 WEATHER (1656) FRATSFA
JOHNNY APPLESEED 59-2767 33 69 0 66 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
-UKKO 45-4780 18 4 1 59 GOING BERSERK (1573) STORMCROWE
-COTTON CRAWDAD 11-8176 18 3 0 57 ANIMAL FARM (1095) ARUAK CITY
-MAD COW DISEASE 11-8145 16 5 3 56 BULLDOGS (174) ARUAK CITY
-HOLY COW 63-3175 15 9 0 54 EXCLAMATION! (1606) AMEN-TEI
-EXTRA LONG SHIFT 50-3836 14 11 0 53 BASH BROS SPORTS (1655) SNOWBOUND
-ROY ROGERS 72-7836 19 41 0 51 COWBOY CROONERS (1535) DRAGONHEAD
-MERCURY 28-4974 15 12 1 50 PLANETS (1419) MORYA
WARLOCK 72-6137 18 27 5 36 OUTLAWS (1495) DRAGONHEAD
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
DUTCH TREAT devastated G W BUSH in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
DARK TOWER won victory over TAMMY FAYE in a 2 minute battle.
HARI-KARI slimly won victory over GOJIRO in a popular 8 minute gruesome match.
BULL DURHAM devastated HOPALONG CASSIDY in a popular 1 minute one-sided contest.
THE REFEREE subdued AMBER WOLFWALKER in a crowd pleasing 3 minute competition.
KING FORADAY overpowered AMBER WOLFWALKER in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
BLACK JACK SHELACK savagely defeated THE BLACKSMITH in a action packed 2 minute melee.
UNCLE FESTER was vanquished by WEDNESDAY ADDAMS in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
THE LION KING viciously subdued CRYSALIS GUARD in a popular 4 minute brutal fight.
DISCO QUEEN handily defeated ORPHAN in a 2 minute one-sided bout.
DAIRY QUEEN was demolished by CLOTTO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
NANU NANU demolished CRYBABY in a popular 1 minute mismatched match.
TUESDAY WELD handily defeated KING MIDAS in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
JINX was overpowered by COPYCAT in a 1 minute uneven struggle.
WARLOCK was handily defeated by SUPERSIZE ME in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
JOHNNY APPLESEED outwaited ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a popular 7 minute brawl.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 5 PARRY-STRIKE 25 - 4 - 2 86 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 5 TOTAL PARRY 19 - 8 - 0 70 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 PARRY-LUNGE 14 - 8 - 0 64 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 WALL OF STEEL 36 - 23 - 0 61 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 LUNGING ATTACK 73 - 54 - 0 57 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 BASHING ATTACK 9 - 7 - 0 56 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 AIMED BLOW 39 - 34 - 0 53 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 SLASHING ATTACK 29 - 38 - 0 43 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 2 - 0 33 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 STRIKING ATTACK 12 - 30 - 1 29 |
Turn 321 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 2 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 2 WALL OF STEEL
AIMED BLOW 4 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 PARRY-STRIKE
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 2 2 STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 2 1 TOTAL PARRY
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK
1 AIMED BLOW
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY DUTCH TREAT 26-1841 172 42 2 467 WORLDWIDE GORE (35)
BASHING ATTACK KING FORADAY 47-3762 88 62 4 295 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
LUNGING ATTACK BULL DURHAM 5-4324 69 31 1 253 PARTY ANIMALS (476)
AIMED BLOW HARI-KARI 73-3049 87 16 0 225 WAY TO GO! II (1010)
WALL OF STEEL DARK TOWER 11-1702 115 67 0 219 KING'S COURT (34)
PARRY-STRIKE THE REFEREE 45-1091 109 56 4 219 AVID FANS (199)
STRIKING ATTACK G W BUSH 59-2764 47 55 2 210 TALL TALES (1335)
PARRY-LUNGE HOPALONG CASSIDY 72-7839 33 29 0 188 COWBOY CROONERS (1535)
SLASHING ATTACK UNCLE FESTER 59-2768 50 52 1 170 TALL TALES (1335)
The overall popularity leader is THE REFEREE 45-1091. The most popular warrior this
turn was HARI-KARI 73-3049. The ten other most popular fighters were JOHNNY
APPLESEED 59-2767, THE REFEREE 45-1091, BLACK JACK SHELACK 47-4850, THE LION KING
47-6360, KING FORADAY 47-3762, DARK TOWER 11-1702, TAMMY FAYE 39-3520, BULL DURHAM
5-4324, WEDNESDAY ADDAMS 73-6043, and NANU NANU 45-5227.
The least popular fighter this week was JINX 47-7951. The other ten least popular
fighters were G W BUSH 59-2764, WARLOCK 72-6137, KING MIDAS 59-2770, CRYBABY 72-5853,
DAIRY QUEEN 47-2685, UNCLE FESTER 59-2768, HOPALONG CASSIDY 72-7839, SUPERSIZE ME
47-8110, COPYCAT 72-5854, and ORPHAN 72-5463.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
KALTOS(5) 1 0 0 XOCHITHLAN(39) 0 1 0 ILLIS(59) 1 3 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 1 0 0 STORMCROWE(45) 2 0 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 1 4 0
CALEAM(26) 1 0 0 NORTH FORK(47) 5 2 0 ERINIKA(73) 3 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BULL DURHAM 5-4324 69 31 1 253 PARTY ANIMALS (476) KALTOS
DARK TOWER 11-1702 115 67 0 219 KING'S COURT (34) ARUAK CITY
DUTCH TREAT 26-1841 172 42 2 467 WORLDWIDE GORE (35) CALEAM
TAMMY FAYE 39-3520 44 95 0 208 WITLESS WONDERS (1052) XOCHITHLAN
THE REFEREE 45-1091 109 56 4 219 AVID FANS (199) STORMCROWE
KING FORADAY 47-3762 88 62 4 295 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
G W BUSH 59-2764 47 55 2 210 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
HOPALONG CASSIDY 72-7839 33 29 0 188 COWBOY CROONERS (1535) DRAGONHEAD
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HARI-KARI 73-3049 87 16 0 225 WAY TO GO! II (1010) ERINIKA