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Date : 03/27/2018 Duedate: 04/23/2018
CRYSALIS ARENA
DM 106 TURN 323
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1-TODAY TOO 84/1659 496 235 1 67.9 SHERWOOD FOREST 44/603
2 AVID FANS 45/199 3418 1729 36 66.4 GAMES PEOPLE PLAY 82/1001
ROYAL FLUSH 47/10 6 TEAM TOONS 47/1500 32 40 0 44.4
KING'S COURT 11/34 COWBOY CROONERS 72/1535
PARTY ANIMALS 5/476 7 WITLESS WON 39/1052 148 225 0 39.7
WORLDWIDE GORE 26/35 8 TALL TALES 59/1335 101 171 2 37.1
WAY TO GO! II 73/1010 9 OUTLAWS 72/1495 95 192 5 33.1
CALENDAR GIRLS 73/1574 X-POSSE 72/1093
3 CSU COLLEGE 45/1630 15 9 0 62.5 10 SERIOUS LEE 8/1665 1 0 0 100
4 FAST FOOD 47/1355 144 125 0 53.5 11 BASH BROS B 72/1662 0 1 0 0.0
5 WAR-C-KERS 11/596 130 148 2 46.8 BASH BROS CARS 45/1661
DIRTY TRICKS 63/1033 BB SIDE MIRROR 72/1658
BOOK OF THOMAS 39/1660 BB REALITY SHOW 72/1663
SECOND CHANCES 33/1123 BASH BROS OLYMPICS 72/1664
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Olaf Modeen here!
That Cantrell woman edged me out, but I'm back. Ha!
Well, there were 18 fights today, which is good. Nobody died, which is good. Nobody
challenged or avoided, which is bad. There were 5 stand-ins, which... I don't know,
they're kinda colorful.
Our new Tower Guardian is the same as our old Tower Guardian, Mr. Dutch Treat. He's
also Crysalis' top Total Parry. DUTCH TREAT (26-1841) (173-42-2,478) of WORLDWIDE
GORE fought G W BUSH (59-2764) (47-56-2,210) of TALL TALES. DUTCH TREAT devastated G
W BUSH in an action packed 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
The top Wall of Steel is Dark Tower. DARK TOWER (11-1702) (116-67-0,232) of KING'S
COURT fought HOPALONG CASSIDY (72-7839) (33-30-0,191) of COWBOY CROONERS. DARK TOWER
subdued HOPALONG CASSIDY in an exciting 4 minute gory melee. Mr. Cassidy is our best
Parry-Lunge. Good fight!
Okay... Bull Durham is top Lunger. BULL DURHAM (5-4324) (70-31-1,263) of PARTY
ANIMALS fought LEPRECHAUN (63-2130) (43-34-1,201) of DIRTY TRICKS. BULL DURHAM won
victory over LEPRECHAUN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brawl.
Hari-Kari is top Aimed Blow. HARI-KARI (73-3049) (88-16-0,227) of WAY TO GO! II
fought CLOTTO (106-25) (0-0-0,181). HARI-KARI overpowered CLOTTO in a crowd pleasing
2 minute bloody one-sided fight.
THE REFEREE (45-1091) (110-56-4,227) of AVID FANS fought CLOTTO (106-25) (0-0-0,181).
THE REFEREE vanquished CLOTTO in an exciting 2 minute bloody mismatched fight. So,
the Ref is top Parry-Strike and overall popularity leader, and I've got to say I don't
feel sorry for Clotto at all. It was his own fault for choosing to become a clown.
DISCO QUEEN (47-1992) (99-36-3,220) of ROYAL FLUSH fought ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL (106-
28) (0-0-0,200). DISCO QUEEN viciously subdued ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in an action
packed 7 minute fight. What? She beats the Arenamaster and she still isn't a
stylemaster? That's not fair!
BLACK JACK SHELACK (47-4850) (61-34-2,209) of ROYAL FLUSH fought UNCLE FESTER (59-
2768) (50-53-1,180) of TALL TALES. BLACK JACK SHELACK vanquished UNCLE FESTER in a
popular 1 minute gruesome uneven duel. Jack isn't a stylemaster but Uncle Fester is
top Slasher.
THE LION KING (47-6360) (52-20-0,190) of ROYAL FLUSH fought ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL (106-
28) (0-0-0,200). THE LION KING viciously subdued ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a popular 5
minute fight. Another defeat for Sandoval! What a bad day for him!
BLACK CHERRY (44-2450) (44-37-4,186) of SHERWOOD FOREST fought TAMMY FAYE (39-3520)
(44-96-0,207) of WITLESS WONDERS. BLACK CHERRY was overcome by TAMMY FAYE in a
popular 1 minute brutal bout. Tammy is top Striker, which doesn't take a big brain,
eh?
KING FORADAY (47-3762) (88-63-4,193) of ROYAL FLUSH fought ORPHAN (72-5463) (28-44-
2,180) of X-POSSE. KING FORADAY demolished ORPHAN in a 1 minute mismatched
competition. Foraday is top Basher.
DAIRY QUEEN (47-2685) (125-60-3,182) of ROYAL FLUSH fought BEACHED WHALE (33-6405)
(40-26-2,168) of SECOND CHANCES. DAIRY QUEEN devastated BEACHED WHALE in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute one-sided battle.
WEDNESDAY ADDAMS (73-6043) (21-2-0,205) of CALENDAR GIRLS fought GOJIRO (106-31) (0-0-
0,220). WEDNESDAY ADDAMS viciously subdued GOJIRO in a popular 7 minute gruesome
conflict. Oh-ho! And the kaiju bites the dust! Go Wednesday! That's why she was
voted this turn's favorite fighter.
SHARP SHOOTER (82-3474) (28-28-1,132) of GAMES PEOPLE PLAY fought TUESDAY WELD (73-
6047) (24-3-0,140) of CALENDAR GIRLS. SHARP SHOOTER overpowered TUESDAY WELD in an
action packed 1 minute uneven struggle.
NANU NANU (45-5227) (21-7-0,134) of CSU COLLEGE RADIO fought SUPERSIZE ME (47-8110)
(21-7-2,91) of FAST FOOD. NANU NANU devastated SUPERSIZE ME in a 1 minute mismatched
brawl. Supersize Me was voted this turn's least favorite guy. Go on a diet, why
don'cha?
OILY BIRD (33-6503) (22-10-2,134) of SECOND CHANCES fought CRYBABY (72-5853) (21-41-
1,111) of OUTLAWS. OILY BIRD was overpowered by CRYBABY in an exciting 1 minute one-
sided bout.
KING MIDAS (59-2770) (43-54-1,100) of TALL TALES fought JINX (47-7951) (30-27-1,75) of
TEAM TOONS. KING MIDAS beat JINX in a 2 minute match.
WARLOCK (72-6137) (18-28-5,35) of OUTLAWS fought JOHNNY APPLESEED (59-2767) (33-70-
0,62) of TALL TALES. WARLOCK overpowered JOHNNY APPLESEED in a crowd pleasing 1
minute mismatched conflict.
COPYCAT (72-5854) (24-31-1,73) of OUTLAWS fought SKULL CRACKER (11-3513) (15-9-0,61)
of WAR-C-KERS. COPYCAT defeated SKULL CRACKER in an exciting 1 minute duel.
That's it then. I'll be back next turn, NOT that Cantrell woman!
Olaf Modeen
THE TOWER GUARDIAN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DUTCH TREAT 26-1841 174 42 2 489 WORLDWIDE GORE (35) CALEAM
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BULL DURHAM 5-4324 71 31 1 273 PARTY ANIMALS (476) KALTOS
DARK TOWER 11-1702 117 67 0 240 KING'S COURT (34) ARUAK CITY
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
THE REFEREE 45-1091 111 56 4 235 AVID FANS (199) STORMCROWE
HARI-KARI 73-3049 89 16 0 235 WAY TO GO! II (1010) ERINIKA
DISCO QUEEN 47-1992 100 36 3 228 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
BLACK JACK SHELACK 47-4850 62 34 2 215 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
TAMMY FAYE 39-3520 45 96 0 213 WITLESS WONDERS (1052) XOCHITHLAN
WEDNESDAY ADDAMS 73-6043 22 2 0 213 CALENDAR GIRLS (1574) ERINIKA
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
G W BUSH 59-2764 47 57 2 210 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
LEPRECHAUN 63-2130 43 35 1 205 DIRTY TRICKS (1033) AMEN-TEI
HOPALONG CASSIDY 72-7839 33 31 0 204 COWBOY CROONERS (1535) DRAGONHEAD
THE LION KING 47-6360 53 20 0 203 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
KING FORADAY 47-3762 89 63 4 200 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
DAIRY QUEEN 47-2685 126 60 3 196 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
BLACK CHERRY 44-2450 44 38 4 185 SHERWOOD FOREST (603) KRILL
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
UNCLE FESTER 59-2768 50 54 1 180 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
ORPHAN 72-5463 28 45 2 180 X-POSSE (1093) DRAGONHEAD
BEACHED WHALE 33-6405 40 27 2 179 SECOND CHANCES (1123) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
SHARP SHOOTER 82-3474 29 28 1 158 GAMES PEOPLE PLAY (1001) DWES EG
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CRYBABY 72-5853 22 41 1 140 OUTLAWS (1495) DRAGONHEAD
NANU NANU 45-5227 22 7 0 140 CSU COLLEGE RADIO (1630) STORMCROWE
TUESDAY WELD 73-6047 24 4 0 126 CALENDAR GIRLS (1574) ERINIKA
OILY BIRD 33-6503 22 11 2 112 SECOND CHANCES (1123) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
-HUSH 60-9161 26 24 1 103 UNNAMEABLES (1491) ARADI
KING MIDAS 59-2770 44 54 1 102 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SUPERSIZE ME 47-8110 21 8 2 96 FAST FOOD (1355) NORTH FORK
-LOUD TOYS 39-4069 25 17 1 93 BASH BROS BABY (1638) XOCHITHLAN
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-HAZEL HIPPO 11-8174 26 5 2 85 ANIMAL FARM (1095) ARUAK CITY
-JACK B. QUICK 47-8246 18 27 1 82 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
COPYCAT 72-5854 25 31 1 78 OUTLAWS (1495) DRAGONHEAD
JINX 47-7951 30 28 1 77 TEAM TOONS (1500) NORTH FORK
-HALIN STORMBREAKER 8-5498 18 22 1 77 THE CHOSEN (1412) ARKERS
-NOISY NEIGHBOR 72-7828 23 5 1 75 BASH BROS CONDO (1644) DRAGONHEAD
-RAINBOW WARRIOR 61-4088 22 6 0 72 COLLEGE MASCOTS (1639) JURINE
-PROWLER 45-4350 20 10 1 71 PHANTOM REGIMENT (1279) STORMCROWE
-SHIFTED 72-7941 20 10 0 70 BB SIDE MIRROR (1658) DRAGONHEAD
-DEAD BATTERY 45-5248 17 8 3 62 BASH BROS CARS (1661) STORMCROWE
-BOTTLE ROCKET 39-4157 17 8 2 61 BOOK OF THOMAS (1660) XOCHITHLAN
WARLOCK 72-6137 19 28 5 60 OUTLAWS (1495) DRAGONHEAD
SKULL CRACKER 11-3513 15 10 0 59 WAR-C-KERS (596) ARUAK CITY
-CHAMPION 84-26012 13 8 1 48 TODAY TOO (1659) BLACKSTONE
JOHNNY APPLESEED 59-2767 33 71 0 38 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
-TAR 31-6553 12 1 1 38 BASH BROS OCEAN (1480) CHIMLEVTAL
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
DUTCH TREAT devastated G W BUSH in a action packed 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
DARK TOWER subdued HOPALONG CASSIDY in a exciting 4 minute gory melee.
BULL DURHAM won victory over LEPRECHAUN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brawl.
HARI-KARI overpowered CLOTTO in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody one-sided fight.
THE REFEREE vanquished CLOTTO in a exciting 2 minute bloody mismatched fight.
DISCO QUEEN viciously subdued ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a action packed 7 minute fight.
BLACK JACK SHELACK vanquished UNCLE FESTER in a popular 1 minute gruesome uneven duel.
THE LION KING viciously subdued ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a popular 5 minute fight.
BLACK CHERRY was overcome by TAMMY FAYE in a popular 1 minute brutal bout.
KING FORADAY demolished ORPHAN in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
DAIRY QUEEN devastated BEACHED WHALE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided battle.
WEDNESDAY ADDAMS viciously subdued GOJIRO in a popular 7 minute gruesome conflict.
SHARP SHOOTER overpowered TUESDAY WELD in a action packed 1 minute uneven struggle.
NANU NANU devastated SUPERSIZE ME in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
OILY BIRD was overpowered by CRYBABY in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
KING MIDAS beat JINX in a 2 minute match.
WARLOCK overpowered JOHNNY APPLESEED in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched conflict.
COPYCAT defeated SKULL CRACKER in a exciting 1 minute duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 8 PARRY-STRIKE 23 - 5 - 1 82 |
|AIMED BLOW 5 TOTAL PARRY 18 - 7 - 0 72 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 4 WALL OF STEEL 35 - 22 - 0 61 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 LUNGING ATTACK 67 - 43 - 0 61 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 3 AIMED BLOW 38 - 28 - 0 58 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 PARRY-LUNGE 12 - 9 - 0 57 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 - 0 50 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 BASHING ATTACK 8 - 9 - 0 47 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 SLASHING ATTACK 24 - 38 - 0 39 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 STRIKING ATTACK 8 - 27 - 0 23 |
Turn 323 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
WALL OF STEEL 3 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 3 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 2 PARRY-STRIKE
LUNGING ATTACK 5 - 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 AIMED BLOW
AIMED BLOW 3 - 2 2 STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 2 1 TOTAL PARRY
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY DUTCH TREAT 26-1841 174 42 2 489 WORLDWIDE GORE (35)
LUNGING ATTACK BULL DURHAM 5-4324 71 31 1 273 PARTY ANIMALS (476)
WALL OF STEEL DARK TOWER 11-1702 117 67 0 240 KING'S COURT (34)
PARRY-STRIKE THE REFEREE 45-1091 111 56 4 235 AVID FANS (199)
AIMED BLOW HARI-KARI 73-3049 89 16 0 235 WAY TO GO! II (1010)
STRIKING ATTACK TAMMY FAYE 39-3520 45 96 0 213 WITLESS WONDERS (1052)
PARRY-LUNGE HOPALONG CASSIDY 72-7839 33 31 0 204 COWBOY CROONERS (1535)
BASHING ATTACK KING FORADAY 47-3762 89 63 4 200 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
SLASHING ATTACK UNCLE FESTER 59-2768 50 54 1 180 TALL TALES (1335)
The overall popularity leader is THE REFEREE 45-1091. The most popular warrior this
turn was WEDNESDAY ADDAMS 73-6043. The ten other most popular fighters were DISCO
QUEEN 47-1992, THE REFEREE 45-1091, DARK TOWER 11-1702, HARI-KARI 73-3049, HOPALONG
CASSIDY 72-7839, THE LION KING 47-6360, BLACK JACK SHELACK 47-4850, TAMMY FAYE
39-3520, SHARP SHOOTER 82-3474, and DAIRY QUEEN 47-2685.
The least popular fighter this week was SUPERSIZE ME 47-8110. The other ten least
popular fighters were JOHNNY APPLESEED 59-2767, TUESDAY WELD 73-6047, ORPHAN 72-5463,
UNCLE FESTER 59-2768, G W BUSH 59-2764, SKULL CRACKER 11-3513, COPYCAT 72-5854, OILY
BIRD 33-6503, NANU NANU 45-5227, and BEACHED WHALE 33-6405.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
KALTOS(5) 1 0 0 KRILL(44) 0 1 0 AMEN-TEI(63) 0 1 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 1 1 0 STORMCROWE(45) 2 0 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 3 2 0
CALEAM(26) 1 0 0 NORTH FORK(47) 5 2 0 ERINIKA(73) 2 1 0
NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33) 0 2 0 ILLIS(59) 1 3 0 DWES EG(82) 1 0 0
XOCHITHLAN(39) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BULL DURHAM 5-4324 71 31 1 273 PARTY ANIMALS (476) KALTOS
DARK TOWER 11-1702 117 67 0 240 KING'S COURT (34) ARUAK CITY
DUTCH TREAT 26-1841 174 42 2 489 WORLDWIDE GORE (35) CALEAM
BEACHED WHALE 33-6405 40 27 2 179 SECOND CHANCES (1123) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
TAMMY FAYE 39-3520 45 96 0 213 WITLESS WONDERS (1052) XOCHITHLAN
BLACK CHERRY 44-2450 44 38 4 185 SHERWOOD FOREST (603) KRILL
THE REFEREE 45-1091 111 56 4 235 AVID FANS (199) STORMCROWE
DISCO QUEEN 47-1992 100 36 3 228 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
G W BUSH 59-2764 47 57 2 210 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
LEPRECHAUN 63-2130 43 35 1 205 DIRTY TRICKS (1033) AMEN-TEI
HOPALONG CASSIDY 72-7839 33 31 0 204 COWBOY CROONERS (1535) DRAGONHEAD
HARI-KARI 73-3049 89 16 0 235 WAY TO GO! II (1010) ERINIKA
SHARP SHOOTER 82-3474 29 28 1 158 GAMES PEOPLE PLAY (1001) DWES EG
NAME CHANGE-O-RAMA
Algernon, who had NOT gotten the name change he'd asked for, looked at the latest
petitioner. This was a typical gladiator, big, muscular, and scarred, with a frown.
"Ah, what can I do for you?"
"Name change. I heard we can do that. I'm tired of being Jane Doe."
"I'd think you would be," Algernon said faintly. "The Commission has actually
been thinking about this. It isn't FREE, mind you! It takes money to run our office,
you know, and we want to buy some goats--"
"I don't care about goats!" He made a crude suggestion about goats.
"Gladiators, teams, it will cost you two dollars to make a change--"
"I had a talk with my manager. He'll find the money. I want to change my name
to Jane Ralph. I'm no doe!" He thumped a fist on the counter.
"Er, yes. Jane Ralph. Fill out this form, please." He pushed the paper across
the counter. "The changes start on the 15th of April--that's the Ides, you know, and
can be submitted through the end of May. With the payment. No change without the
goat, ah, the gold."
* * * * *
Warrior and team name changes will be accepted beginning April 15 and continuing
throughout the month of May. The cost will be $2 per name change. All proceeds will
be used to buy goats via Heifer International and will be matched up to $500.
If you have names you want to change, please contact Customer Service. -- RSI