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Date   : 03/27/2018    Duedate: 04/23/2018

CRYSALIS ARENA

DM 106    TURN 323

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1-TODAY TOO 84/1659    496  235   1 67.9      SHERWOOD FOREST 44/603
  2 AVID FANS 45/199    3418 1729  36 66.4      GAMES PEOPLE PLAY 82/1001
    ROYAL FLUSH 47/10                         6 TEAM TOONS 47/1500    32   40   0 44.4
    KING'S COURT 11/34                          COWBOY CROONERS 72/1535
    PARTY ANIMALS 5/476                       7 WITLESS WON 39/1052  148  225   0 39.7
    WORLDWIDE GORE 26/35                      8 TALL TALES 59/1335   101  171   2 37.1
    WAY TO GO! II 73/1010                     9 OUTLAWS 72/1495       95  192   5 33.1
    CALENDAR GIRLS 73/1574                      X-POSSE 72/1093
  3 CSU COLLEGE 45/1630   15    9   0 62.5   10 SERIOUS LEE 8/1665     1    0   0  100
  4 FAST FOOD 47/1355    144  125   0 53.5   11 BASH BROS B 72/1662    0    1   0  0.0
  5 WAR-C-KERS 11/596    130  148   2 46.8      BASH BROS CARS 45/1661
    DIRTY TRICKS 63/1033                        BB SIDE MIRROR 72/1658
    BOOK OF THOMAS 39/1660                      BB REALITY SHOW 72/1663
    SECOND CHANCES 33/1123                      BASH BROS OLYMPICS 72/1664

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Olaf Modeen here!

That Cantrell woman edged me out, but I'm back.  Ha!

Well, there were 18 fights today, which is good.  Nobody died, which is good.  Nobody 
challenged or avoided, which is bad. There were 5 stand-ins, which...  I don't know, 
they're kinda colorful. 

Our new Tower Guardian is the same as our old Tower Guardian, Mr. Dutch Treat.  He's 
also Crysalis' top Total Parry.  DUTCH TREAT (26-1841) (173-42-2,478) of WORLDWIDE 
GORE fought G W BUSH (59-2764) (47-56-2,210) of TALL TALES.  DUTCH TREAT devastated G 
W BUSH in an action packed 1 minute mismatched Title fight.

The top Wall of Steel is Dark Tower.  DARK TOWER (11-1702) (116-67-0,232) of KING'S 
COURT fought HOPALONG CASSIDY (72-7839) (33-30-0,191) of COWBOY CROONERS.  DARK TOWER 
subdued HOPALONG CASSIDY in an exciting 4 minute gory melee.  Mr. Cassidy is our best 
Parry-Lunge.  Good fight!

Okay... Bull Durham is top Lunger.  BULL DURHAM (5-4324) (70-31-1,263) of PARTY 
ANIMALS fought LEPRECHAUN (63-2130) (43-34-1,201) of DIRTY TRICKS.  BULL DURHAM won 
victory over LEPRECHAUN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brawl.

Hari-Kari is top Aimed Blow.  HARI-KARI (73-3049) (88-16-0,227) of WAY TO GO! II 
fought CLOTTO (106-25) (0-0-0,181).  HARI-KARI overpowered CLOTTO in a crowd pleasing 
2 minute bloody one-sided fight.

THE REFEREE (45-1091) (110-56-4,227) of AVID FANS fought CLOTTO (106-25) (0-0-0,181).  
THE REFEREE vanquished CLOTTO in an exciting 2 minute bloody mismatched fight.  So, 
the Ref is top Parry-Strike and overall popularity leader, and I've got to say I don't 
feel sorry for Clotto at all.  It was his own fault for choosing to become a clown.

DISCO QUEEN (47-1992) (99-36-3,220) of ROYAL FLUSH fought ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL (106-
28) (0-0-0,200).  DISCO QUEEN viciously subdued ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in an action 
packed 7 minute fight.  What?  She beats the Arenamaster and she still isn't a 
stylemaster?  That's not fair!

BLACK JACK SHELACK (47-4850) (61-34-2,209) of ROYAL FLUSH fought UNCLE FESTER (59-
2768) (50-53-1,180) of TALL TALES.  BLACK JACK SHELACK vanquished UNCLE FESTER in a 
popular 1 minute gruesome uneven duel.  Jack isn't a stylemaster but Uncle Fester is 
top Slasher.

THE LION KING (47-6360) (52-20-0,190) of ROYAL FLUSH fought ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL (106-
28) (0-0-0,200).  THE LION KING viciously subdued ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a popular 5 
minute fight.  Another defeat for Sandoval!  What a bad day for him!

BLACK CHERRY (44-2450) (44-37-4,186) of SHERWOOD FOREST fought TAMMY FAYE (39-3520) 
(44-96-0,207) of WITLESS WONDERS.  BLACK CHERRY was overcome by TAMMY FAYE in a 
popular 1 minute brutal bout.  Tammy is top Striker, which doesn't take a big brain, 
eh?

KING FORADAY (47-3762) (88-63-4,193) of ROYAL FLUSH fought ORPHAN (72-5463) (28-44-
2,180) of X-POSSE.  KING FORADAY demolished ORPHAN in a 1 minute mismatched 
competition.  Foraday is top Basher.

DAIRY QUEEN (47-2685) (125-60-3,182) of ROYAL FLUSH fought BEACHED WHALE (33-6405) 
(40-26-2,168) of SECOND CHANCES.  DAIRY QUEEN devastated BEACHED WHALE in a crowd 
pleasing 1 minute one-sided battle.

WEDNESDAY ADDAMS (73-6043) (21-2-0,205) of CALENDAR GIRLS fought GOJIRO (106-31) (0-0-
0,220).  WEDNESDAY ADDAMS viciously subdued GOJIRO in a popular 7 minute gruesome 
conflict.  Oh-ho!  And the kaiju bites the dust!  Go Wednesday!  That's why she was 
voted this turn's favorite fighter.

SHARP SHOOTER (82-3474) (28-28-1,132) of GAMES PEOPLE PLAY fought TUESDAY WELD (73-
6047) (24-3-0,140) of CALENDAR GIRLS.  SHARP SHOOTER overpowered TUESDAY WELD in an 
action packed 1 minute uneven struggle.

NANU NANU (45-5227) (21-7-0,134) of CSU COLLEGE RADIO fought SUPERSIZE ME (47-8110) 
(21-7-2,91) of FAST FOOD.  NANU NANU devastated SUPERSIZE ME in a 1 minute mismatched 
brawl.  Supersize Me was voted this turn's least favorite guy.  Go on a diet, why 
don'cha?

OILY BIRD (33-6503) (22-10-2,134) of SECOND CHANCES fought CRYBABY (72-5853) (21-41-
1,111) of OUTLAWS.  OILY BIRD was overpowered by CRYBABY in an exciting 1 minute one-
sided bout.

KING MIDAS (59-2770) (43-54-1,100) of TALL TALES fought JINX (47-7951) (30-27-1,75) of 
TEAM TOONS.  KING MIDAS beat JINX in a 2 minute match.

WARLOCK (72-6137) (18-28-5,35) of OUTLAWS fought JOHNNY APPLESEED (59-2767) (33-70-
0,62) of TALL TALES.  WARLOCK overpowered JOHNNY APPLESEED in a crowd pleasing 1 
minute mismatched conflict.

COPYCAT (72-5854) (24-31-1,73) of OUTLAWS fought SKULL CRACKER (11-3513) (15-9-0,61) 
of WAR-C-KERS.  COPYCAT defeated SKULL CRACKER in an exciting 1 minute duel.

That's it then.  I'll be back next turn, NOT that Cantrell woman!

Olaf Modeen

THE TOWER GUARDIAN             W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DUTCH TREAT 26-1841         174  42  2  489  WORLDWIDE GORE (35)        CALEAM

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BULL DURHAM 5-4324           71  31  1  273  PARTY ANIMALS (476)        KALTOS
 DARK TOWER 11-1702          117  67  0  240  KING'S COURT (34)          ARUAK CITY

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE REFEREE 45-1091         111  56  4  235  AVID FANS (199)            STORMCROWE
 HARI-KARI 73-3049            89  16  0  235  WAY TO GO! II (1010)       ERINIKA
 DISCO QUEEN 47-1992         100  36  3  228  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 BLACK JACK SHELACK 47-4850   62  34  2  215  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 TAMMY FAYE 39-3520           45  96  0  213  WITLESS WONDERS (1052)     XOCHITHLAN
 WEDNESDAY ADDAMS 73-6043     22   2  0  213  CALENDAR GIRLS (1574)      ERINIKA

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 G W BUSH 59-2764             47  57  2  210  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
 LEPRECHAUN 63-2130           43  35  1  205  DIRTY TRICKS (1033)        AMEN-TEI
 HOPALONG CASSIDY 72-7839     33  31  0  204  COWBOY CROONERS (1535)     DRAGONHEAD
 THE LION KING 47-6360        53  20  0  203  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 KING FORADAY 47-3762         89  63  4  200  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 DAIRY QUEEN 47-2685         126  60  3  196  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 BLACK CHERRY 44-2450         44  38  4  185  SHERWOOD FOREST (603)      KRILL

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 UNCLE FESTER 59-2768         50  54  1  180  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
 ORPHAN 72-5463               28  45  2  180  X-POSSE (1093)             DRAGONHEAD
 BEACHED WHALE 33-6405        40  27  2  179  SECOND CHANCES (1123)      NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 SHARP SHOOTER 82-3474        29  28  1  158  GAMES PEOPLE PLAY (1001)   DWES EG

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CRYBABY 72-5853              22  41  1  140  OUTLAWS (1495)             DRAGONHEAD
 NANU NANU 45-5227            22   7  0  140  CSU COLLEGE RADIO (1630)   STORMCROWE
 TUESDAY WELD 73-6047         24   4  0  126  CALENDAR GIRLS (1574)      ERINIKA
 OILY BIRD 33-6503            22  11  2  112  SECOND CHANCES (1123)      NIYTYOLE ISLAND
-HUSH 60-9161                 26  24  1  103  UNNAMEABLES (1491)         ARADI
 KING MIDAS 59-2770           44  54  1  102  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SUPERSIZE ME 47-8110         21   8  2   96  FAST FOOD (1355)           NORTH FORK
-LOUD TOYS 39-4069            25  17  1   93  BASH BROS BABY (1638)      XOCHITHLAN

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-HAZEL HIPPO 11-8174          26   5  2   85  ANIMAL FARM (1095)         ARUAK CITY
-JACK B. QUICK 47-8246        18  27  1   82  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 COPYCAT 72-5854              25  31  1   78  OUTLAWS (1495)             DRAGONHEAD
 JINX 47-7951                 30  28  1   77  TEAM TOONS (1500)          NORTH FORK
-HALIN STORMBREAKER 8-5498    18  22  1   77  THE CHOSEN (1412)          ARKERS
-NOISY NEIGHBOR 72-7828       23   5  1   75  BASH BROS CONDO (1644)     DRAGONHEAD
-RAINBOW WARRIOR 61-4088      22   6  0   72  COLLEGE MASCOTS (1639)     JURINE
-PROWLER 45-4350              20  10  1   71  PHANTOM REGIMENT (1279)    STORMCROWE
-SHIFTED 72-7941              20  10  0   70  BB SIDE MIRROR (1658)      DRAGONHEAD
-DEAD BATTERY 45-5248         17   8  3   62  BASH BROS CARS (1661)      STORMCROWE
-BOTTLE ROCKET 39-4157        17   8  2   61  BOOK OF THOMAS (1660)      XOCHITHLAN
 WARLOCK 72-6137              19  28  5   60  OUTLAWS (1495)             DRAGONHEAD
 SKULL CRACKER 11-3513        15  10  0   59  WAR-C-KERS (596)           ARUAK CITY
-CHAMPION 84-26012            13   8  1   48  TODAY TOO (1659)           BLACKSTONE
 JOHNNY APPLESEED 59-2767     33  71  0   38  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
-TAR 31-6553                  12   1  1   38  BASH BROS OCEAN (1480)     CHIMLEVTAL

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DUTCH TREAT devastated G W BUSH in a action packed 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
DARK TOWER subdued HOPALONG CASSIDY in a exciting 4 minute gory melee.
BULL DURHAM won victory over LEPRECHAUN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brawl.
HARI-KARI overpowered CLOTTO in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody one-sided fight.
THE REFEREE vanquished CLOTTO in a exciting 2 minute bloody mismatched fight.
DISCO QUEEN viciously subdued ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a action packed 7 minute fight.
BLACK JACK SHELACK vanquished UNCLE FESTER in a popular 1 minute gruesome uneven duel.
THE LION KING viciously subdued ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a popular 5 minute fight.
BLACK CHERRY was overcome by TAMMY FAYE in a popular 1 minute brutal bout.
KING FORADAY demolished ORPHAN in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
DAIRY QUEEN devastated BEACHED WHALE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided battle.
WEDNESDAY ADDAMS viciously subdued GOJIRO in a popular 7 minute gruesome conflict.
SHARP SHOOTER overpowered TUESDAY WELD in a action packed 1 minute uneven struggle.
NANU NANU devastated SUPERSIZE ME in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
OILY BIRD was overpowered by CRYBABY in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
KING MIDAS beat JINX in a 2 minute match.
WARLOCK overpowered JOHNNY APPLESEED in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched conflict.
COPYCAT defeated SKULL CRACKER in a exciting 1 minute duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   8         PARRY-STRIKE      23 -   5 -  1      82  |
|AIMED BLOW                       5         TOTAL PARRY       18 -   7 -  0      72  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         WALL OF STEEL     35 -  22 -  0      61  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         LUNGING ATTACK    67 -  43 -  0      61  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         AIMED BLOW        38 -  28 -  0      58  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         PARRY-LUNGE       12 -   9 -  0      57  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         BASHING ATTACK     8 -   9 -  0      47  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         SLASHING ATTACK   24 -  38 -  0      39  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         STRIKING ATTACK    8 -  27 -  0      23  |

Turn 323 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

WALL OF STEEL      3 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  2         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         2  PARRY-STRIKE   
LUNGING ATTACK     5 -  3     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW         3 -  2                                       2  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  2                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      DUTCH TREAT 26-1841       174  42  2  489 WORLDWIDE GORE (35)
LUNGING ATTACK   BULL DURHAM 5-4324         71  31  1  273 PARTY ANIMALS (476)
WALL OF STEEL    DARK TOWER 11-1702        117  67  0  240 KING'S COURT (34)
PARRY-STRIKE     THE REFEREE 45-1091       111  56  4  235 AVID FANS (199)
AIMED BLOW       HARI-KARI 73-3049          89  16  0  235 WAY TO GO! II (1010)
STRIKING ATTACK  TAMMY FAYE 39-3520         45  96  0  213 WITLESS WONDERS (1052)
PARRY-LUNGE      HOPALONG CASSIDY 72-7839   33  31  0  204 COWBOY CROONERS (1535)
BASHING ATTACK   KING FORADAY 47-3762       89  63  4  200 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
SLASHING ATTACK  UNCLE FESTER 59-2768       50  54  1  180 TALL TALES (1335)

The overall popularity leader is THE REFEREE 45-1091.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was WEDNESDAY ADDAMS 73-6043.  The ten other most popular fighters were DISCO 
QUEEN 47-1992, THE REFEREE 45-1091, DARK TOWER 11-1702, HARI-KARI 73-3049, HOPALONG 
CASSIDY 72-7839, THE LION KING 47-6360, BLACK JACK SHELACK 47-4850, TAMMY FAYE 
39-3520, SHARP SHOOTER 82-3474, and DAIRY QUEEN 47-2685.

The least popular fighter this week was SUPERSIZE ME 47-8110.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were JOHNNY APPLESEED 59-2767, TUESDAY WELD 73-6047, ORPHAN 72-5463, 
UNCLE FESTER 59-2768, G W BUSH 59-2764, SKULL CRACKER 11-3513, COPYCAT 72-5854, OILY 
BIRD 33-6503, NANU NANU 45-5227, and BEACHED WHALE 33-6405.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
KALTOS(5)            1  0 0  KRILL(44)            0  1 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         0  1 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       1  1 0  STORMCROWE(45)       2  0 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       3  2 0  
CALEAM(26)           1  0 0  NORTH FORK(47)       5  2 0  ERINIKA(73)          2  1 0  
NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33)  0  2 0  ILLIS(59)            1  3 0  DWES EG(82)          1  0 0  
XOCHITHLAN(39)       1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BULL DURHAM 5-4324          71  31  1  273  PARTY ANIMALS (476)        KALTOS
 DARK TOWER 11-1702         117  67  0  240  KING'S COURT (34)          ARUAK CITY
 DUTCH TREAT 26-1841        174  42  2  489  WORLDWIDE GORE (35)        CALEAM
 BEACHED WHALE 33-6405       40  27  2  179  SECOND CHANCES (1123)      NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 TAMMY FAYE 39-3520          45  96  0  213  WITLESS WONDERS (1052)     XOCHITHLAN
 BLACK CHERRY 44-2450        44  38  4  185  SHERWOOD FOREST (603)      KRILL
 THE REFEREE 45-1091        111  56  4  235  AVID FANS (199)            STORMCROWE
 DISCO QUEEN 47-1992        100  36  3  228  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 G W BUSH 59-2764            47  57  2  210  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
 LEPRECHAUN 63-2130          43  35  1  205  DIRTY TRICKS (1033)        AMEN-TEI
 HOPALONG CASSIDY 72-7839    33  31  0  204  COWBOY CROONERS (1535)     DRAGONHEAD
 HARI-KARI 73-3049           89  16  0  235  WAY TO GO! II (1010)       ERINIKA
 SHARP SHOOTER 82-3474       29  28  1  158  GAMES PEOPLE PLAY (1001)   DWES EG

                                NAME CHANGE-O-RAMA

     Algernon, who had NOT gotten the name change he'd asked for, looked at the latest 
petitioner.  This was a typical gladiator, big, muscular, and scarred, with a frown.  
"Ah, what can I do for you?"
     "Name change.  I heard we can do that.  I'm tired of being Jane Doe."
     "I'd think you would be," Algernon said faintly.  "The Commission has actually 
been thinking about this.  It isn't FREE, mind you!  It takes money to run our office, 
you know, and we want to buy some goats--"
     "I don't care about goats!"  He made a crude suggestion about goats.
     "Gladiators, teams, it will cost you two dollars to make a change--"
     "I had a talk with my manager.  He'll find the money.  I want to change my name 
to Jane Ralph.  I'm no doe!"  He thumped a fist on the counter.
     "Er, yes.  Jane Ralph.  Fill out this form, please."  He pushed the paper across 
the counter.  "The changes start on the 15th of April--that's the Ides, you know, and 
can be submitted through the end of May.  With the payment.  No change without the 
goat, ah, the gold."

                                  *   *   *   *   *  

     Warrior and team name changes will be accepted beginning April 15 and continuing 
throughout the month of May.  The cost will be $2 per name change.  All proceeds will 
be used to buy goats via Heifer International and will be matched up to $500.  
If you have names you want to change, please contact Customer Service. -- RSI