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Date   : 04/24/2018    Duedate: 05/21/2018

CRYSALIS ARENA

DM 106    TURN 324

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 TODAY TOO 84/1659    496  235   1 67.9      GAMES PEOPLE PLAY 82/1001
    GOOD BEHAVIOR 15/1668                     7 TEAM TOONS 47/1500    32   42   0 43.2
  2 AVID FANS 45/199    3427 1732  36 66.4      COWBOY CROONERS 72/1535
    ROYAL FLUSH 47/10                         8 WITLESS WON 39/1052  148  226   0 39.6
    KING'S COURT 11/34                        9 TALL TALES 59/1335   103  173   2 37.3
    PARTY ANIMALS 5/476                      10 OUTLAWS 72/1495       97  194   5 33.3
    WORLDWIDE GORE 26/35                        X-POSSE 72/1093
    WAY TO GO! II 73/1010                       WETWORKS 83/1667
    CALENDAR GIRLS 73/1574                   11 OTTOBAHN 31/1586       2    0   0  100
  3 CSU COLLEGE 45/1630   15   10   0 60.0   12-SERIOUS LEE 8/1665     1    0   0  100
  4 FAST FOOD 47/1355    145  125   0 53.7   13 SHEWISH MUN 59/1669    1    1   0 50.0
  5 ON MY BOOKS 72/1666  125  136   2 47.9   14-BASH BROS B 72/1662    0    1   0  0.0
  6 WAR-C-KERS 11/596    131  153   2 46.1      BASH BROS CARS 45/1661
    DIRTY TRICKS 63/1033                        BB SIDE MIRROR 72/1658
    BOOK OF THOMAS 39/1660                      BB REALITY SHOW 72/1663
    SECOND CHANCES 33/1123                      BASH BROS OLYMPICS 72/1664
    SHERWOOD FOREST 44/603

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Ha!

I'm here, so there.  Crysalis had 19 fights today, which is pretty good.  But there 
was just one challenge, which is not so good.  Nobody died.  I think there were six 
stand-ins.

Here was the only challenge fight:  ORPHAN (72-5463) (28-45-2,180) of X-POSSE 
challenged HOPALONG CASSIDY (72-7839) (33-31-0,204) of COWBOY CROONERS.  ORPHAN 
devastated HOPALONG CASSIDY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.  This was an up-
challenge for which Orphan gained 201 points.  Wow!  Orphan is our top Basher and 
Cassidy is still the top Parry-Lunge.

DUTCH TREAT (26-1841) (174-42-2,489) of WORLDWIDE GORE fought TAMMY FAYE (39-3520) 
(45-96-0,213) of WITLESS WONDERS.  DUTCH TREAT vanquished TAMMY FAYE in a 1 minute 
uneven Title battle.  So, Mr. Treat is still the Tower Guardian and still the top TP, 
and he didn't even buy Tammy a cup of coffee.  Psh!  But Tammy Faye is our top 
Striker.

Bull Durham is Crysalis' best Lunger.  BULL DURHAM (5-4324) (71-31-1,273) of PARTY 
ANIMALS fought BLACK CHERRY (44-2450) (44-38-4,185) of SHERWOOD FOREST.  BULL DURHAM 
demolished BLACK CHERRY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody uneven fight.

The premier Wall of Steel today is Dark Tower.  DARK TOWER (11-1702) (117-67-0,240) of 
KING'S COURT fought LEPRECHAUN (63-2130) (43-35-1,205) of DIRTY TRICKS.  DARK TOWER 
defeated LEPRECHAUN in a 2 minute fight.

DISCO QUEEN (47-1992) (100-36-3,228) of ROYAL FLUSH fought G W BUSH (59-2764) (47-57-
2,210) of TALL TALES.  DISCO QUEEN devastated G W BUSH in a crowd pleasing 1 minute 
mismatched match.  The Queen is our top ParTry-Strike.

The leading Aimed Blow is Hari-Kari, who faced a stand-in.  HARI-KARI (73-3049) (89-
16-0,235) of WAY TO GO! II fought VILLAINOUS INFORMER (106-23) (0-0-0,181).  HARI-KARI 
won victory over VILLAINOUS INFORMER in an action packed 1 minute duel.  At last, 
action packed!  Although it only lasted half a minute.

UNCLE FESTER (59-2768) (50-54-1,180) of TALL TALES fought BEACHED WHALE (33-6405) (40-
27-2,179) of SECOND CHANCES.  UNCLE FESTER demolished BEACHED WHALE in a popular 1 
minute bloody mismatched match.  I mention this fight because Unk is our top Slasher.

 THE REFEREE (45-1091) (111-56-4,235) of AVID FANS fought AMBER WOLFWALKER (106-11) 
(0-0-0,220).  THE REFEREE was demolished by AMBER WOLFWALKER in a 1 minute mismatched 
competition.  Yup, lost to a stand-in, but the Ref is still our overall popularity 
leader.

BLACK JACK SHELACK (47-4850) (62-34-2,215) of ROYAL FLUSH fought ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL 
(106-28) (0-0-0,200).  BLACK JACK SHELACK overpowered ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a 
popular 3 minute uneven duel.  Mr. Shelack did NOT lose to this stand-in, and was 
voted this turn's favorite.

The least popular fighter this turn is copycat, and you can kinda see why.  COPYCAT 
(72-5854) (25-31-1,78) of OUTLAWS fought STRATOS (31-6499) (15-4-0,49) of OTTOBAHN.  
COPYCAT was overpowered by STRATOS in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.  Yup, it's a 
little embarrassing to lose to somebody with less than 20 fights, but stratos could be 
some kind of tourney monster.

That's all for now, you guys!

Olaf Modeen

THE TOWER GUARDIAN             W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DUTCH TREAT 26-1841         175  42  2  499  WORLDWIDE GORE (35)        CALEAM

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BULL DURHAM 5-4324           72  31  1  283  PARTY ANIMALS (476)        KALTOS
 DARK TOWER 11-1702          118  67  0  250  KING'S COURT (34)          ARUAK CITY
 DISCO QUEEN 47-1992         101  36  3  239  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 HARI-KARI 73-3049            90  16  0  237  WAY TO GO! II (1010)       ERINIKA
 BLACK JACK SHELACK 47-4850   63  34  2  228  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TAMMY FAYE 39-3520           45  97  0  210  WITLESS WONDERS (1052)     XOCHITHLAN
 LEPRECHAUN 63-2130           43  36  1  209  DIRTY TRICKS (1033)        AMEN-TEI
 G W BUSH 59-2764             47  58  2  206  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
 THE LION KING 47-6360        54  20  0  205  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 ORPHAN 72-5463               29  45  2  201  X-POSSE (1093)             DRAGONHEAD
 DAIRY QUEEN 47-2685         127  60  3  200  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 UNCLE FESTER 59-2768         51  54  1  200  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
 THE REFEREE 45-1091         111  57  4  190  AVID FANS (199)            STORMCROWE
 BLACK CHERRY 44-2450         44  39  4  190  SHERWOOD FOREST (603)      KRILL

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KING FORADAY 47-3762         89  64  4  180  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 HOPALONG CASSIDY 72-7839     33  32  0  180  COWBOY CROONERS (1535)     DRAGONHEAD
 WEDNESDAY ADDAMS 73-6043     22   3  0  180  CALENDAR GIRLS (1574)      ERINIKA
 SHARP SHOOTER 82-3474        29  29  1  174  GAMES PEOPLE PLAY (1001)   DWES EG
 BEACHED WHALE 33-6405        40  28  2  170  SECOND CHANCES (1123)      NIYTYOLE ISLAND

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TUESDAY WELD 73-6047         25   4  0  146  CALENDAR GIRLS (1574)      ERINIKA
 SUPERSIZE ME 47-8110         22   8  2  136  FAST FOOD (1355)           NORTH FORK
 CRYBABY 72-5853              22  42  1  129  OUTLAWS (1495)             DRAGONHEAD
 OILY BIRD 33-6503            23  11  2  120  SECOND CHANCES (1123)      NIYTYOLE ISLAND

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 NANU NANU 45-5227            22   8  0  112  CSU COLLEGE RADIO (1630)   STORMCROWE

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KING MIDAS 59-2770           44  55  1   98  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
-LOUD TOYS 39-4069            25  17  1   93  BASH BROS BABY (1638)      XOCHITHLAN

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-JACK B. QUICK 47-8246        18  27  1   82  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
-HALIN STORMBREAKER 8-5498    18  22  1   77  THE CHOSEN (1412)          ARKERS
 STRATOS 31-6499              16   4  0   75  OTTOBAHN (1586)            CHIMLEVTAL
 WARLOCK 72-6137              20  28  5   74  OUTLAWS (1495)             DRAGONHEAD
 JOHNNY APPLESEED 59-2767     34  71  0   65  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
-DEAD BATTERY 45-5248         17   8  3   62  BASH BROS CARS (1661)      STORMCROWE
 COPYCAT 72-5854              25  32  1   56  OUTLAWS (1495)             DRAGONHEAD
 JINX 47-7951                 30  29  1   55  TEAM TOONS (1500)          NORTH FORK
-HELPFUL 15-5699              16   5  2   55  GOOD BEHAVIOR (1668)       MALCORN
 SKULL CRACKER 11-3513        15  11  0   49  WAR-C-KERS (596)           ARUAK CITY
-TAR 31-6553                  12   1  1   38  BASH BROS OCEAN (1480)     CHIMLEVTAL

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ORPHAN devastated HOPALONG CASSIDY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
DUTCH TREAT vanquished TAMMY FAYE in a 1 minute uneven Title battle.
BULL DURHAM demolished BLACK CHERRY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody uneven fight.
DARK TOWER defeated LEPRECHAUN in a 2 minute fight.
THE REFEREE was demolished by AMBER WOLFWALKER in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
DISCO QUEEN devastated G W BUSH in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
WEDNESDAY ADDAMS was overpowered by CLOTTO in a 1 minute uneven melee.
HARI-KARI won victory over VILLAINOUS INFORMER in a action packed 1 minute duel.
BLACK JACK SHELACK overpowered ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a popular 3 minute uneven duel.
THE LION KING beat SHARP SHOOTER in a 2 minute melee.
KING FORADAY was savagely defeated by IMPRISONED SPY in a exciting 2 minute fight.
DAIRY QUEEN slimly won victory over VILLAINOUS INFORMER in a 2 minute conflict.
UNCLE FESTER demolished BEACHED WHALE in a popular 1 minute bloody mismatched match.
TUESDAY WELD handily defeated CRYBABY in a popular 3 minute bloody uneven fight.
NANU NANU was vanquished by SUPERSIZE ME in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
OILY BIRD devastated KING MIDAS in a popular 1 minute brutal mismatched brawl.
WARLOCK demolished SKULL CRACKER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
COPYCAT was overpowered by STRATOS in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
JOHNNY APPLESEED viciously subdued JINX in a popular 3 minute gruesome bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   8         PARRY-STRIKE      21 -   6 -  1      78  |
|AIMED BLOW                       5         TOTAL PARRY       17 -   7 -  0      71  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         WALL OF STEEL     30 -  17 -  0      64  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         LUNGING ATTACK    60 -  41 -  0      59  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         AIMED BLOW        33 -  27 -  0      55  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         PARRY-LUNGE       10 -   9 -  0      53  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         BASHING ATTACK     8 -   9 -  0      47  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         SLASHING ATTACK   22 -  34 -  0      39  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         STRIKING ATTACK    8 -  23 -  0      26  |

Turn 324 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY        2 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  2         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      3 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  2         2  WALL OF STEEL  
PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  6         2  STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         3 -  2     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         1  TOTAL PARRY    
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  2     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                                                                1  AIMED BLOW     
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      DUTCH TREAT 26-1841       175  42  2  499 WORLDWIDE GORE (35)
LUNGING ATTACK   BULL DURHAM 5-4324         72  31  1  283 PARTY ANIMALS (476)
WALL OF STEEL    DARK TOWER 11-1702        118  67  0  250 KING'S COURT (34)
PARRY-STRIKE     DISCO QUEEN 47-1992       101  36  3  239 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
AIMED BLOW       HARI-KARI 73-3049          90  16  0  237 WAY TO GO! II (1010)
STRIKING ATTACK  TAMMY FAYE 39-3520         45  97  0  210 WITLESS WONDERS (1052)
BASHING ATTACK   ORPHAN 72-5463             29  45  2  201 X-POSSE (1093)
SLASHING ATTACK  UNCLE FESTER 59-2768       51  54  1  200 TALL TALES (1335)
PARRY-LUNGE      HOPALONG CASSIDY 72-7839   33  32  0  180 COWBOY CROONERS (1535)

The overall popularity leader is THE REFEREE 45-1091.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was BLACK JACK SHELACK 47-4850.  The ten other most popular fighters were 
TUESDAY WELD 73-6047, UNCLE FESTER 59-2768, JINX 47-7951, DAIRY QUEEN 47-2685, SHARP 
SHOOTER 82-3474, JOHNNY APPLESEED 59-2767, BULL DURHAM 5-4324, LEPRECHAUN 63-2130, 
BEACHED WHALE 33-6405, and CRYBABY 72-5853.

The least popular fighter this week was COPYCAT 72-5854.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were WEDNESDAY ADDAMS 73-6043, SKULL CRACKER 11-3513, KING MIDAS 59-2770, 
NANU NANU 45-5227, G W BUSH 59-2764, THE REFEREE 45-1091, TAMMY FAYE 39-3520, 
HOPALONG CASSIDY 72-7839, SUPERSIZE ME 47-8110, and KING FORADAY 47-3762.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
KALTOS(5)            1  0 0  XOCHITHLAN(39)       0  1 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         0  1 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       1  1 0  KRILL(44)            0  1 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       2  3 0  
CALEAM(26)           1  0 0  STORMCROWE(45)       0  2 0  ERINIKA(73)          2  1 0  
CHIMLEVTAL(31)       1  0 0  NORTH FORK(47)       5  2 0  DWES EG(82)          0  1 0  
NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33)  1  1 0  ILLIS(59)            2  2 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BULL DURHAM 5-4324          72  31  1  283  PARTY ANIMALS (476)        KALTOS
 DARK TOWER 11-1702         118  67  0  250  KING'S COURT (34)          ARUAK CITY
 DUTCH TREAT 26-1841        175  42  2  499  WORLDWIDE GORE (35)        CALEAM
 STRATOS 31-6499             16   4  0   75  OTTOBAHN (1586)            CHIMLEVTAL
 BEACHED WHALE 33-6405       40  28  2  170  SECOND CHANCES (1123)      NIYTYOLE ISLAND

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TAMMY FAYE 39-3520          45  97  0  210  WITLESS WONDERS (1052)     XOCHITHLAN
 BLACK CHERRY 44-2450        44  39  4  190  SHERWOOD FOREST (603)      KRILL
 THE REFEREE 45-1091        111  57  4  190  AVID FANS (199)            STORMCROWE
 DISCO QUEEN 47-1992        101  36  3  239  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 G W BUSH 59-2764            47  58  2  206  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
 LEPRECHAUN 63-2130          43  36  1  209  DIRTY TRICKS (1033)        AMEN-TEI
 ORPHAN 72-5463              29  45  2  201  X-POSSE (1093)             DRAGONHEAD
 HARI-KARI 73-3049           90  16  0  237  WAY TO GO! II (1010)       ERINIKA
 SHARP SHOOTER 82-3474       29  29  1  174  GAMES PEOPLE PLAY (1001)   DWES EG

                 TOURNAMENT PRIZE CLARIFICATION:  SPRING 2018 MAIL-IN

The prize for this most recent tournament was a Clone / Twin prize: 

One potion, which when applied on any Natural Warrior, dead or alive, which will 
either make a Clone or Twin of that warrior at birth.  A clone is one exact copy of 
the warrior; a Twin may be a different style and will be rolled ten times and the best 
shall be chosen.  The new warrior may be added to any team.  A Natural Warrior is 
defined as a warrior that was not created with the use or a prize, nor has ever had a 
prize used on it at any time in the past.  Warriors may be cloned only once by their 
own manager, and once by another.  The owner of the warrior that is cloned or twinned 
must give permission.  Please remember, you must use all prizes within six months of 
the tourney when they were won.

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Look for the tournament info sheet and minioverviews some time in June.  We hope 
you're all looking forward to it and that we will see you there!

                                          -- RSI