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Date : 07/17/2018 Duedate: 08/13/2018
CRYSALIS ARENA
DM 106 TURN 327
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1-POTTERY WORL 4/1681 496 235 1 67.9 CALENDAR GIRLS 73/1574
2 SPARF! 20/873 3527 1779 36 66.5 HERE TO PHOENIX 26/871
SPARF! 54/1139 SUE'S BIG BOYS 73/1635
AL EAST 71/1683 CONSORTIUM CRAP 11/1248
CRYPTICS 25/150 CRUEL PET NAMES 40/1117
SKI TAOS 23/860 ITALIAN FOOTBALL 17/826
AVID FANS 45/199 ENGLISH FOOTBALL 12/1680
REAL BEER 21/859 THINGS GEORGE DOES 73/812
THE BULLS 73/255 IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS 7/883
BLOWN AWAY 44/398 INGRATE WHITE NORTH 60/745
NOT QUITE 59/1028 NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC 42/1343
ROYAL FLUSH 47/10 3 FAST FOOD 47/1355 147 126 0 53.8
KING'S COURT 11/34 4-DARQUE KNIG 20/1675 123 111 1 52.6
OPEN SESAME 50/668 5 FEAR FACTOR 72/1671 128 136 2 48.5
SUE'S BOYS 72/1682 6-SHERWOOD FO 26/1676 131 153 2 46.1
CHAPEL ROCK 59/1108 7 TEAM TOONS 47/1500 33 47 0 41.2
OTTO'S PARTS 52/664 COWBOY CROONERS 72/1535
PARTY ANIMALS 5/476 8 OHIO 52/1286 150 231 0 39.4
ALPHABET SOUP 73/943 STRANGE TUNES 50/1085
MONGOL HORDE 73/1631 WITLESS WONDERS 39/1052
USELESS TOOLS 54/552 9-DIGNITY 84/1679 14 22 1 38.9
WORLDWIDE GORE 26/35 EPIC RAP 43/1677
MILITARY MAYHEM 31/37 MASS EFFECT 84/1678
USELESS TOOLS 57/1249 10 TALL TALES 59/1335 105 183 2 36.5
WAY BACK WHEN 73/1497 11 OUTLAWS 72/1495 99 197 5 33.4
WAY TO GO! II 73/1010 12-NONSENSE 15/1672 3 6 0 33.3
WORLDWIDE GORE 73/547 PONY BRIGADE 45/1673
WRESTLMANIACS 30/1459 13 BATTLE SHIP 45/1670 1 3 0 25.0
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Hello!
Once again, we had massive avoids and, as a result, a truly unbelievable number of
fights involving stand-ins. There were 54 fights, no deaths, 5 challenges, and as
far as I can see, just three fights that weren't challenges that did not have a stand-
in. Even the Tower Guardian fought a stand-in.
To those of you who are not members of the Sparf guild, I suggest a strategy. If you
want to fight a real gladiator, challenge someone. Challenge two someones.
ROWDY YOBBO (20-3429) (65-50-1,208) of SPARF! challenged UNCLE FESTER (59-2768) (51-
56-1,210) of TALL TALES. ROWDY YOBBO bested UNCLE FESTER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute
Challenge fight.
SCORPION KING (47-4718) (21-6-1,186) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged TAMMY FAYE (39-3520)
(45-99-0,194) of WITLESS WONDERS. SCORPION KING won victory over TAMMY FAYE in a 3
minute Challenge battle.
GENERAL PUBLIC (31-3112) (43-35-1,198) of MILITARY MAYHEM challenged G W BUSH (59-
2764) (47-60-2,199) of TALL TALES. GENERAL PUBLIC demolished G W BUSH in a 1 minute
uneven Challenge fight.
TRASH CAN (50-3403) (36-22-4,161) of OPEN SESAME challenged SUPERSIZE ME (47-8110)
(23-9-2,173) of FAST FOOD. TRASH CAN was devastated by SUPERSIZE ME in a 1 minute
one-sided Challenge contest.
KENNY CHESNEY (73-5517) (22-5-1,129) of SUE'S BIG BOYS challenged HOPALONG CASSIDY
(72-7839) (33-34-0,149) of COWBOY CROONERS. KENNY CHESNEY was overpowered by HOPALONG
CASSIDY in a 2 minute Challenge match.
ETERNAL REST (72-8626) (16-3-0,80) of FEAR FACTORY 2 fought WARLOCK (72-6137) (22-28-
5,84) of OUTLAWS. ETERNAL REST overpowered WARLOCK in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
JOHNNY APPLESEED (59-2767) (35-72-0,73) of TALL TALES fought HAPPY (50-3399) (16-14-
1,63) of STRANGE TUNES. JOHNNY APPLESEED overcame HAPPY in a 2 minute battle.
SOUTHPOINT (52-3492) (17-4-0,62) of OHIO fought WISCONSIN (45-5079) (14-7-1,55) of
BATTLE SHIPS. SOUTHPOINT overcame WISCONSIN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
DUTCH TREAT (26-1841) (177-42-2,516) of WORLDWIDE GORE fought AMBER WOLFWALKER (106-
11) (0-0-0,220). DUTCH TREAT overpowered AMBER WOLFWALKER in a 1 minute one-sided
Title struggle. Well done, sir. The Wolfwalker is fierce. Of course, Mr. Treat is
still our top total Parry.
The Referee is our overall popularity leader. THE REFEREE (45-1091) (112-57-4,208) of
AVID FANS fought TELGOR (106-27) (0-0-0,200). THE REFEREE subdued TELGOR in a popular
2 minute fight.
This turn's favorite is Hari-Kari. HARI-KARI (73-3049) (92-16-0,243) of WAY TO GO! II
fought AMBER WOLFWALKER (106-11) (0-0-0,220). HARI-KARI savagely defeated AMBER
WOLFWALKER in an exciting 8 minute brutal fight. Hari-Kari is our top Aimed Blow.
And the least favorite fighter this turn is Jinx. JINX (47-7951) (30-31-1,49) of TEAM
TOONS fought UNEMPLOYED PERSON (106-5) (0-0-0,70). JINX was overpowered by UNEMPLOYED
PERSON in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
And now I'll list the other stylemasters.
Bull Durham is our best Lunger. BULL DURHAM (5-4324) (74-31-1,302) of PARTY ANIMALS
fought RIRORNI COOK (106-24) (0-0-0,181). BULL DURHAM overpowered RIRORNI COOK in an
action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
The top Slasher is Numbskull. NUMBSKULL (52-2948) (34-17-2,282) of OTTO'S PARTS
fought RIRORNI COOK (106-24) (0-0-0,181). NUMBSKULL demolished RIRORNI COOK in a
crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody one-sided brawl.
Top Wall of Steel is Dark Tower. DARK TOWER (11-1702) (120-67-0,265) of KING'S COURT
fought THE BLACKSMITH (106-22) (0-0-0,181). DARK TOWER vanquished THE BLACKSMITH in
an action packed 1 minute one-sided duel.
Disco Queen is our top Parry-Strike. DISCO QUEEN (47-1992) (103-36-3,250) of ROYAL
FLUSH fought ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL (106-28) (0-0-0,200). DISCO QUEEN narrowly defeated
ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a 3 minute conflict. It's not easy to beat the Arenamaster!
LAND OF FLUSH (11-4373) (58-26-2,251) of CONSORTIUM CRAP fought RIRORNI COOK (106-24)
(0-0-0,181). LAND OF FLUSH savagely defeated RIRORNI COOK in an action packed 1
minute melee. Land of Flush is top Parry-Lunge.
Jive is top Parry-Riposte.JIVE (25-624) (122-80-1,200) of CRYPTICS fought VERMICIOUS
KNID (106-30) (0-0-0,240). JIVE was unbelievably bested by VERMICIOUS KNID in an
exciting 3 minute gory duel.
The best Basher is Super Grover. SUPER GROVER (50-3413) (28-15-0,189) of OPEN SESAME
fought VILLAINOUS INFORMER (106-23) (0-0-0,181). SUPER GROVER overpowered VILLAINOUS
INFORMER in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
And our last stylemaster, King Foraday, is top Basher. KING FORADAY (47-3762) (90-64-
4,196) of ROYAL FLUSH fought GOJIRO (106-31) (0-0-0,220). KING FORADAY was vanquished
by GOJIRO in a popular 1 minute brutal mismatched fray.
That's all I can report of this strange, rather exasperating turn. I want all of you
to have a good two weeks, and I'll see you again.
Olaf Modeen
THE TOWER GUARDIAN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DUTCH TREAT 26-1841 178 42 2 527 WORLDWIDE GORE (35) CALEAM
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BULL DURHAM 5-4324 75 31 1 308 PARTY ANIMALS (476) KALTOS
NUMBSKULL 52-2948 35 17 2 288 OTTO'S PARTS (664) FRATSFA
DARK TOWER 11-1702 121 67 0 271 KING'S COURT (34) ARUAK CITY
DISCO QUEEN 47-1992 104 36 3 258 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
AFRICAN QUEEN 47-6424 55 25 0 257 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373 59 26 2 253 CONSORTIUM CRAP (1248) ARUAK CITY
HARI-KARI 73-3049 93 16 0 251 WAY TO GO! II (1010) ERINIKA
THE LION KING 47-6360 57 20 0 230 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
DAIRY QUEEN 47-2685 130 60 3 223 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
THE REFEREE 45-1091 113 57 4 216 AVID FANS (199) STORMCROWE
ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429 66 50 1 214 SPARF! (873) SEAM
VIKING RAIDER 54-2885 40 21 1 213 SPARF! (1139) TROCAR
THE COUNT 50-1860 38 21 0 213 OPEN SESAME (668) SNOWBOUND
DORSAL FINN 42-1662 23 14 1 211 NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC (1343) RODEKI
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GENERAL PUBLIC 31-3112 44 35 1 209 MILITARY MAYHEM (37) CHIMLEVTAL
ACE METRIC 47-3554 42 35 0 207 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
ADAM'S APPLE 52-3203 46 27 0 205 OTTO'S PARTS (664) FRATSFA
BEERVAHNA 60-4292 62 44 3 203 INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745) ARADI
UNCLE FESTER 59-2768 51 57 1 200 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
JIVE 25-624 122 81 1 198 CRYPTICS (150) LYRATILAN
RUBBER KNIFE 57-2546 55 19 2 198 USELESS TOOLS (1249) ANDOR
TAOS 26-4042 52 27 1 198 HERE TO PHOENIX (871) CALEAM
SUPER GROVER 50-3413 29 15 0 198 OPEN SESAME (668) SNOWBOUND
WEDNESDAY ADDAMS 73-6043 24 3 0 197 CALENDAR GIRLS (1574) ERINIKA
SITS ON HIS DUFF 73-1810 59 40 4 196 THINGS GEORGE DOES (812) ERINIKA
-BASE ON BULLS 73-3101 46 25 4 196 THE BULLS (255) ERINIKA
BODDINGTON'S 21-5035 46 27 0 196 REAL BEER (859) SUNSET
SCORPION KING 47-4718 22 6 1 196 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
HUNZICKER BOWL 23-4182 58 39 3 195 SKI TAOS (860) TI
RUBBER KNIFE 54-2038 79 57 1 193 USELESS TOOLS (552) TROCAR
TRICK SHOULDER 52-1053 26 22 1 193 OTTO'S PARTS (664) FRATSFA
-PHONELESS CORD 54-2018 55 46 0 192 USELESS TOOLS (552) TROCAR
TAMMY FAYE 39-3520 45 100 0 192 WITLESS WONDERS (1052) XOCHITHLAN
STEVE MCQUEEN 47-3908 70 61 1 190 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
F.O.A.D. 73-442 56 26 2 190 ALPHABET SOUP (943) ERINIKA
G W BUSH 59-2764 47 61 2 190 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
KING FORADAY 47-3762 90 65 4 187 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
A GROUNDSKEEPER 45-1613 48 43 1 187 AVID FANS (199) STORMCROWE
SUPERSIZE ME 47-8110 24 9 2 187 FAST FOOD (1355) NORTH FORK
BULL FROG 73-4547 47 29 0 186 THE BULLS (255) ERINIKA
WOLFMAN JACK 5-4594 32 6 2 186 PARTY ANIMALS (476) KALTOS
IMMOVEABLE OBJECT 59-2110 57 33 2 184 NOT QUITE (1028) ILLIS
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-A.O. HELL 54-2523 47 24 2 183 USELESS TOOLS (552) TROCAR
-ACE OF BASE 47-6905 35 26 0 183 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
LAR'EH WALKER 60-5825 30 18 1 183 INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745) ARADI
JACK KNIFE 47-6694 41 27 1 181 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-THE ROCK 30-4314 22 9 1 180 WRESTLMANIACS (1459) IAYE
-LONDON QUIREBOY 59-2513 56 32 1 179 CHAPEL ROCK (1108) ILLIS
PIRES 7-5665 32 17 0 179 IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (883) BONSUR
-CUBA 26-3917 46 29 0 178 HERE TO PHOENIX (871) CALEAM
R BAGGIO 17-4867 30 20 1 174 ITALIAN FOOTBALL (826) ALJAFIR
-DEATHFROMABOVE 73-5766 24 5 1 174 WAY BACK WHEN (1497) ERINIKA
-PHILLIP THE BIRD 40-3708 35 31 1 171 CRUEL PET NAMES (1117) ZENSU
-UZI 44-1701 44 48 1 170 BLOWN AWAY (398) KRILL
-FRENCH KISS 73-590 12 5 0 170 WORLDWIDE GORE (547) ERINIKA
-FIGHTER ACE 47-1189 94 63 6 169 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
TUESDAY WELD 73-6047 28 4 0 167 CALENDAR GIRLS (1574) ERINIKA
HOPALONG CASSIDY 72-7839 34 34 0 166 COWBOY CROONERS (1535) DRAGONHEAD
TRASH CAN 50-3403 36 23 4 158 OPEN SESAME (668) SNOWBOUND
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
A CHEERLEADER 45-1092 21 10 1 150 AVID FANS (199) STORMCROWE
-GREEN KING 21-5183 25 9 0 148 REAL BEER (859) SUNSET
GENERAL PURPOSE 31-5124 16 9 1 148 MILITARY MAYHEM (37) CHIMLEVTAL
-OSCAR 50-3153 44 27 0 147 OPEN SESAME (668) SNOWBOUND
THAT! 21-5272 25 10 2 138 REAL BEER (859) SUNSET
A BOMB IN A BULL 73-503 23 12 2 132 THE BULLS (255) ERINIKA
KENNY CHESNEY 73-5517 22 6 1 124 SUE'S BIG BOYS (1635) ERINIKA
BEER KHAN 73-5755 28 6 2 116 MONGOL HORDE (1631) ERINIKA
JACK O'LANTERN 47-2762 17 9 1 115 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
-CRYBABY 72-5853 22 44 1 112 OUTLAWS (1495) DRAGONHEAD
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
KING MIDAS 59-2770 44 58 1 94 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
ETERNAL REST 72-8626 17 3 0 93 FEAR FACTORY 2 (1671) DRAGONHEAD
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JOHNNY APPLESEED 59-2767 36 72 0 77 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
WARLOCK 72-6137 22 29 5 76 OUTLAWS (1495) DRAGONHEAD
-MISSED STOP 72-8276 20 10 0 70 BASH BROS TRAIN (1568) DRAGONHEAD
SOUTHPOINT 52-3492 18 4 0 70 OHIO (1286) FRATSFA
HAPPY 50-3399 16 15 1 62 STRANGE TUNES (1085) SNOWBOUND
-BULLY 47-8410 15 15 0 60 BASH BROS PARK (1376) NORTH FORK
WISCONSIN 45-5079 14 8 1 56 BATTLE SHIPS (1670) STORMCROWE
-GOLLY 63-3382 15 6 4 55 EXCLAMATION! (1606) AMEN-TEI
-RED SOX 71-6745 15 6 1 52 AL EAST (1683) KYR'TERR
-GINNY 4-7208 15 6 0 51 POTTERY WORLD (1681) JHELUM
JINX 47-7951 30 32 1 44 TEAM TOONS (1500) NORTH FORK
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
ROWDY YOBBO bested UNCLE FESTER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge fight.
SCORPION KING won victory over TAMMY FAYE in a 3 minute Challenge battle.
GENERAL PUBLIC demolished G W BUSH in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
TRASH CAN was devastated by SUPERSIZE ME in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
KENNY CHESNEY was overpowered by HOPALONG CASSIDY in a 2 minute Challenge match.
DUTCH TREAT overpowered AMBER WOLFWALKER in a 1 minute one-sided Title struggle.
LAND OF FLUSH savagely defeated RIRORNI COOK in a action packed 1 minute melee.
DARK TOWER vanquished THE BLACKSMITH in a action packed 1 minute one-sided duel.
BULL DURHAM overpowered RIRORNI COOK in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
HARI-KARI savagely defeated AMBER WOLFWALKER in a exciting 8 minute brutal fight.
F.O.A.D. was devastated by AMBER WOLFWALKER in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
NUMBSKULL demolished RIRORNI COOK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody one-sided brawl.
WOLFMAN JACK was defeated by THE BLACKSMITH in a 2 minute gory duel.
AFRICAN QUEEN viciously subdued CLOTTO in a action packed 3 minute brutal duel.
THE LION KING devastated ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a popular 2 minute mismatched brawl.
DAIRY QUEEN subdued TELGOR in a exciting 2 minute brutal bout.
DISCO QUEEN narrowly defeated ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a 3 minute conflict.
PIRES was viciously subdued by CLOTTO in a 2 minute gory bout.
ACE METRIC vanquished IMPRISONED SPY in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
KING FORADAY was vanquished by GOJIRO in a popular 1 minute brutal mismatched fray.
STEVE MCQUEEN narrowly defeated RIRORNI COOK in a action packed 3 minute brutal fight.
R BAGGIO was narrowly defeated by IMPRISONED SPY in a popular 3 minute gory duel.
A GROUNDSKEEPER was savagely defeated by AMBER WOLFWALKER in a 2 minute brutal melee.
JACK KNIFE was vanquished by CLOTTO in a action packed 2 minute brutal one-sided fray.
JIVE was unbelievably bested by VERMICIOUS KNID in a exciting 3 minute gory duel.
THE COUNT overpowered THE BLACKSMITH in a popular 1 minute brutal uneven duel.
THE REFEREE subdued TELGOR in a popular 2 minute fight.
SUPER GROVER overpowered VILLAINOUS INFORMER in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
TRICK SHOULDER demolished IMPRISONED SPY in a popular 1 minute uneven contest.
DORSAL FINN devastated VERMICIOUS KNID in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided battle.
ADAM'S APPLE overcame VILLAINOUS INFORMER in a exciting 2 minute fight.
RUBBER KNIFE was savagely defeated by GOJIRO in a exciting 2 minute gruesome conflict.
VIKING RAIDER overpowered IMPRISONED SPY in a popular 1 minute uneven bout.
RUBBER KNIFE was viciously subdued by GOJIRO in a crowd pleasing 3 minute match.
IMMOVEABLE OBJECT was overpowered by RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BEERVAHNA viciously subdued VERMICIOUS KNID in a crowd pleasing 2 minute match.
LAR'EH WALKER was handily defeated by AMBER WOLFWALKER in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
BODDINGTON'S viciously subdued THE BLACKSMITH in a exciting 2 minute brutal conflict.
HUNZICKER BOWL overpowered VILLAINOUS INFORMER in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
SITS ON HIS DUFF was beaten by AMBER WOLFWALKER in a popular 1 minute fray.
WEDNESDAY ADDAMS overcame RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a exciting 1 minute duel.
TAOS was savagely defeated by GOJIRO in a exciting 5 minute brutal conflict.
BULL FROG savagely defeated RIRORNI COOK in a popular 2 minute bloody fight.
TUESDAY WELD viciously subdued EVIL INPUTTER in a exciting 6 minute bloody conflict.
A BOMB IN A BULL was subdued by EVIL INPUTTER in a crowd pleasing 3 minute battle.
BEER KHAN overpowered KING MIDAS in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
A CHEERLEADER demolished IMPRISONED SPY in a popular 1 minute mismatched contest.
JACK O'LANTERN was defeated by FLOYD in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory duel.
THAT! defeated ZORRO, THE GAY BLADE in a 2 minute brawl.
GENERAL PURPOSE handily defeated CHEATING MANAGER in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
ETERNAL REST overpowered WARLOCK in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
JOHNNY APPLESEED overcame HAPPY in a 2 minute battle.
SOUTHPOINT overcame WISCONSIN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
JINX was overpowered by UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 16 PARRY-STRIKE 18 - 4 - 1 82 |
|WALL OF STEEL 10 TOTAL PARRY 19 - 6 - 0 76 |
|AIMED BLOW 10 WALL OF STEEL 42 - 17 - 0 71 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 7 AIMED BLOW 40 - 29 - 0 58 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 7 LUNGING ATTACK 59 - 44 - 0 57 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 4 SLASHING ATTACK 25 - 29 - 0 46 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 PARRY-LUNGE 10 - 12 - 0 45 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 BASHING ATTACK 8 - 10 - 0 44 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 STRIKING ATTACK 15 - 24 - 0 38 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 4 - 0 33 |
Turn 327 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 4 3 WALL OF STEEL
WALL OF STEEL 7 - 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 2 2 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 1 2 PARRY-STRIKE
LUNGING ATTACK 10 - 6 1 TOTAL PARRY
AIMED BLOW 6 - 4 1 SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 3 1 PARRY-LUNGE
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 2 1 AIMED BLOW
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY DUTCH TREAT 26-1841 178 42 2 527 WORLDWIDE GORE (35)
LUNGING ATTACK BULL DURHAM 5-4324 75 31 1 308 PARTY ANIMALS (476)
SLASHING ATTACK NUMBSKULL 52-2948 35 17 2 288 OTTO'S PARTS (664)
WALL OF STEEL DARK TOWER 11-1702 121 67 0 271 KING'S COURT (34)
PARRY-STRIKE DISCO QUEEN 47-1992 104 36 3 258 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
PARRY-LUNGE LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373 59 26 2 253 CONSORTIUM CRAP (1248)
AIMED BLOW HARI-KARI 73-3049 93 16 0 251 WAY TO GO! II (1010)
PARRY-RIPOSTE JIVE 25-624 122 81 1 198 CRYPTICS (150)
STRIKING ATTACK SUPER GROVER 50-3413 29 15 0 198 OPEN SESAME (668)
BASHING ATTACK KING FORADAY 47-3762 90 65 4 187 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
The overall popularity leader is THE REFEREE 45-1091. The most popular warrior this
turn was HARI-KARI 73-3049. The ten other most popular fighters were AFRICAN QUEEN
47-6424, TUESDAY WELD 73-6047, BODDINGTON'S 21-5035, BEERVAHNA 60-4292, TAMMY FAYE
39-3520, THE REFEREE 45-1091, HUNZICKER BOWL 23-4182, TAOS 26-4042, DAIRY QUEEN
47-2685, and DISCO QUEEN 47-1992.
The least popular fighter this week was JINX 47-7951. The other ten least popular
fighters were WARLOCK 72-6137, KING MIDAS 59-2770, TRASH CAN 50-3403, WISCONSIN
45-5079, LAR'EH WALKER 60-5825, IMMOVEABLE OBJECT 59-2110, A GROUNDSKEEPER 45-1613,
F.O.A.D. 73-442, G W BUSH 59-2764, and KING FORADAY 47-3762.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
KALTOS(5) 1 1 0 CALEAM(26) 1 1 0 FRATSFA(52) 4 0 0
BONSUR(7) 0 1 0 CHIMLEVTAL(31) 2 0 0 TROCAR(54) 1 1 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 2 0 0 XOCHITHLAN(39) 0 1 0 ANDOR(57) 0 1 0
ALJAFIR(17) 0 1 0 RODEKI(42) 1 0 0 ILLIS(59) 1 4 0
SEAM(20) 1 0 0 STORMCROWE(45) 2 2 0 ARADI(60) 1 1 0
SUNSET(21) 2 0 0 NORTH FORK(47) 8 4 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 2 1 0
TI(23) 1 0 0 SNOWBOUND(50) 2 2 0 ERINIKA(73) 5 4 0
LYRATILAN(25) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BULL DURHAM 5-4324 75 31 1 308 PARTY ANIMALS (476) KALTOS
PIRES 7-5665 32 17 0 179 IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (883) BONSUR
DARK TOWER 11-1702 121 67 0 271 KING'S COURT (34) ARUAK CITY
R BAGGIO 17-4867 30 20 1 174 ITALIAN FOOTBALL (826) ALJAFIR
ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429 66 50 1 214 SPARF! (873) SEAM
BODDINGTON'S 21-5035 46 27 0 196 REAL BEER (859) SUNSET
HUNZICKER BOWL 23-4182 58 39 3 195 SKI TAOS (860) TI
JIVE 25-624 122 81 1 198 CRYPTICS (150) LYRATILAN
DUTCH TREAT 26-1841 178 42 2 527 WORLDWIDE GORE (35) CALEAM
GENERAL PUBLIC 31-3112 44 35 1 209 MILITARY MAYHEM (37) CHIMLEVTAL
TAMMY FAYE 39-3520 45 100 0 192 WITLESS WONDERS (1052) XOCHITHLAN
DORSAL FINN 42-1662 23 14 1 211 NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC (1343) RODEKI
THE REFEREE 45-1091 113 57 4 216 AVID FANS (199) STORMCROWE
DISCO QUEEN 47-1992 104 36 3 258 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
THE COUNT 50-1860 38 21 0 213 OPEN SESAME (668) SNOWBOUND
NUMBSKULL 52-2948 35 17 2 288 OTTO'S PARTS (664) FRATSFA
VIKING RAIDER 54-2885 40 21 1 213 SPARF! (1139) TROCAR
RUBBER KNIFE 57-2546 55 19 2 198 USELESS TOOLS (1249) ANDOR
UNCLE FESTER 59-2768 51 57 1 200 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
BEERVAHNA 60-4292 62 44 3 203 INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745) ARADI
HOPALONG CASSIDY 72-7839 34 34 0 166 COWBOY CROONERS (1535) DRAGONHEAD
HARI-KARI 73-3049 93 16 0 251 WAY TO GO! II (1010) ERINIKA
Name Change-o-Rama -- Final Update
Algernon looked at the goats and sighed. No doubt it was a Good Deed to give
goats to people who wanted them. But why did the goats have to be gathered in HIS
office? Four of them, and they were a lot like gladiators: not smelly maybe, they
were clean goats, but pushy and sure they were the most important thing around. Maybe
they should be enrolled in the arena? No, there were only four, not enough for a
team.
He shook his head to clear it of the image of armored goats with sharpened horns.
One thing at a time. He pulled a piece of paper out of his desk drawer, dipped his
pen in the ink, and began to write.
"It is our pleasure and honor to note that ninety-eight gladiators and teams have
elected to change their names, supporting the contribution of goats to deserving
people. With the Commission's matching funds, this has purchased four goats--a good
goat can't be purchased for a copper, you know. The goats are already en route to
their new homes, where they will be--" He paused and thought about it. "--very
welcome. We wish all the best to the goats and the new goat-owners."