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Date   : 07/17/2018    Duedate: 08/13/2018

CRYSALIS ARENA

DM 106    TURN 327

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1-POTTERY WORL 4/1681  496  235   1 67.9      CALENDAR GIRLS 73/1574
  2 SPARF! 20/873       3527 1779  36 66.5      HERE TO PHOENIX 26/871
    SPARF! 54/1139                              SUE'S BIG BOYS 73/1635
    AL EAST 71/1683                             CONSORTIUM CRAP 11/1248
    CRYPTICS 25/150                             CRUEL PET NAMES 40/1117
    SKI TAOS 23/860                             ITALIAN FOOTBALL 17/826
    AVID FANS 45/199                            ENGLISH FOOTBALL 12/1680
    REAL BEER 21/859                            THINGS GEORGE DOES 73/812
    THE BULLS 73/255                            IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS 7/883
    BLOWN AWAY 44/398                           INGRATE WHITE NORTH 60/745
    NOT QUITE 59/1028                           NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC 42/1343
    ROYAL FLUSH 47/10                         3 FAST FOOD 47/1355    147  126   0 53.8
    KING'S COURT 11/34                        4-DARQUE KNIG 20/1675  123  111   1 52.6
    OPEN SESAME 50/668                        5 FEAR FACTOR 72/1671  128  136   2 48.5
    SUE'S BOYS 72/1682                        6-SHERWOOD FO 26/1676  131  153   2 46.1
    CHAPEL ROCK 59/1108                       7 TEAM TOONS 47/1500    33   47   0 41.2
    OTTO'S PARTS 52/664                         COWBOY CROONERS 72/1535
    PARTY ANIMALS 5/476                       8 OHIO 52/1286         150  231   0 39.4
    ALPHABET SOUP 73/943                        STRANGE TUNES 50/1085
    MONGOL HORDE 73/1631                        WITLESS WONDERS 39/1052
    USELESS TOOLS 54/552                      9-DIGNITY 84/1679       14   22   1 38.9
    WORLDWIDE GORE 26/35                        EPIC RAP 43/1677
    MILITARY MAYHEM 31/37                       MASS EFFECT 84/1678
    USELESS TOOLS 57/1249                    10 TALL TALES 59/1335   105  183   2 36.5
    WAY BACK WHEN 73/1497                    11 OUTLAWS 72/1495       99  197   5 33.4
    WAY TO GO! II 73/1010                    12-NONSENSE 15/1672       3    6   0 33.3
    WORLDWIDE GORE 73/547                       PONY BRIGADE 45/1673
    WRESTLMANIACS 30/1459                    13 BATTLE SHIP 45/1670    1    3   0 25.0

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Hello!

Once again, we had massive avoids and, as a result, a truly unbelievable number of 
fights involving stand-ins.  There were 54 fights, no deaths, 5 challenges,  and as 
far as I can see, just three fights that weren't challenges that did not have a stand-
in.  Even the Tower Guardian fought a stand-in.

To those of you who are not members of the Sparf guild, I suggest a strategy.  If you 
want to fight a real gladiator, challenge someone.  Challenge two someones.

ROWDY YOBBO (20-3429) (65-50-1,208) of SPARF! challenged UNCLE FESTER (59-2768) (51-
56-1,210) of TALL TALES.  ROWDY YOBBO bested UNCLE FESTER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute 
Challenge fight.

SCORPION KING (47-4718) (21-6-1,186) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged TAMMY FAYE (39-3520) 
(45-99-0,194) of WITLESS WONDERS.  SCORPION KING won victory over TAMMY FAYE in a 3 
minute Challenge battle.

GENERAL PUBLIC (31-3112) (43-35-1,198) of MILITARY MAYHEM challenged G W BUSH (59-
2764) (47-60-2,199) of TALL TALES.  GENERAL PUBLIC demolished G W BUSH in a 1 minute 
uneven Challenge fight.

TRASH CAN (50-3403) (36-22-4,161) of OPEN SESAME challenged SUPERSIZE ME (47-8110) 
(23-9-2,173) of FAST FOOD.  TRASH CAN was devastated by SUPERSIZE ME in a 1 minute 
one-sided Challenge contest.

KENNY CHESNEY (73-5517) (22-5-1,129) of SUE'S BIG BOYS challenged HOPALONG CASSIDY 
(72-7839) (33-34-0,149) of COWBOY CROONERS.  KENNY CHESNEY was overpowered by HOPALONG 
CASSIDY in a 2 minute Challenge match.

ETERNAL REST (72-8626) (16-3-0,80) of FEAR FACTORY 2 fought WARLOCK (72-6137) (22-28-
5,84) of OUTLAWS.  ETERNAL REST overpowered WARLOCK in a 1 minute one-sided duel.

JOHNNY APPLESEED (59-2767) (35-72-0,73) of TALL TALES fought HAPPY (50-3399) (16-14-
1,63) of STRANGE TUNES.  JOHNNY APPLESEED overcame HAPPY in a 2 minute battle.

SOUTHPOINT (52-3492) (17-4-0,62) of OHIO fought WISCONSIN (45-5079) (14-7-1,55) of 
BATTLE SHIPS.  SOUTHPOINT overcame WISCONSIN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.

DUTCH TREAT (26-1841) (177-42-2,516) of WORLDWIDE GORE fought AMBER WOLFWALKER (106-
11) (0-0-0,220).  DUTCH TREAT overpowered AMBER WOLFWALKER in a 1 minute one-sided 
Title struggle.  Well done, sir.  The Wolfwalker is fierce.  Of course, Mr. Treat is 
still our top total Parry.

The Referee is our overall popularity leader.  THE REFEREE (45-1091) (112-57-4,208) of 
AVID FANS fought TELGOR (106-27) (0-0-0,200).  THE REFEREE subdued TELGOR in a popular 
2 minute fight.

This turn's favorite is Hari-Kari.  HARI-KARI (73-3049) (92-16-0,243) of WAY TO GO! II 
fought AMBER WOLFWALKER (106-11) (0-0-0,220).  HARI-KARI savagely defeated AMBER 
WOLFWALKER in an exciting 8 minute brutal fight.  Hari-Kari is our top Aimed Blow.

And the least favorite fighter this turn is Jinx.  JINX (47-7951) (30-31-1,49) of TEAM 
TOONS fought UNEMPLOYED PERSON (106-5) (0-0-0,70).  JINX was overpowered by UNEMPLOYED 
PERSON in a 1 minute mismatched bout.

And now I'll list the other stylemasters.

Bull Durham is our best Lunger.  BULL DURHAM (5-4324) (74-31-1,302) of PARTY ANIMALS 
fought RIRORNI COOK (106-24) (0-0-0,181).  BULL DURHAM overpowered RIRORNI COOK in an 
action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.

The top Slasher is Numbskull.  NUMBSKULL (52-2948) (34-17-2,282) of OTTO'S PARTS 
fought RIRORNI COOK (106-24) (0-0-0,181).  NUMBSKULL demolished RIRORNI COOK in a 
crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody one-sided brawl.

Top Wall of Steel is Dark Tower.  DARK TOWER (11-1702) (120-67-0,265) of KING'S COURT 
fought THE BLACKSMITH (106-22) (0-0-0,181).  DARK TOWER vanquished THE BLACKSMITH in 
an action packed 1 minute one-sided duel.

Disco Queen is our top Parry-Strike.  DISCO QUEEN (47-1992) (103-36-3,250) of ROYAL 
FLUSH fought ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL (106-28) (0-0-0,200).  DISCO QUEEN narrowly defeated 
ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a 3 minute conflict.  It's not easy to beat the Arenamaster!

LAND OF FLUSH (11-4373) (58-26-2,251) of CONSORTIUM CRAP fought RIRORNI COOK (106-24) 
(0-0-0,181).  LAND OF FLUSH savagely defeated RIRORNI COOK in an action packed 1 
minute melee.  Land of Flush is top Parry-Lunge.

Jive is top Parry-Riposte.JIVE (25-624) (122-80-1,200) of CRYPTICS fought VERMICIOUS 
KNID (106-30) (0-0-0,240).  JIVE was unbelievably bested by VERMICIOUS KNID in an 
exciting 3 minute gory duel.

The best Basher is Super Grover.  SUPER GROVER (50-3413) (28-15-0,189) of OPEN SESAME 
fought VILLAINOUS INFORMER (106-23) (0-0-0,181).  SUPER GROVER overpowered VILLAINOUS 
INFORMER in a 1 minute one-sided bout.

And our last stylemaster, King Foraday, is top Basher.  KING FORADAY (47-3762) (90-64-
4,196) of ROYAL FLUSH fought GOJIRO (106-31) (0-0-0,220).  KING FORADAY was vanquished 
by GOJIRO in a popular 1 minute brutal mismatched fray.

That's all I can report of this strange, rather exasperating turn.  I want all of you 
to have a good two weeks, and I'll see you again.

Olaf Modeen

THE TOWER GUARDIAN             W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DUTCH TREAT 26-1841         178  42  2  527  WORLDWIDE GORE (35)        CALEAM

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BULL DURHAM 5-4324           75  31  1  308  PARTY ANIMALS (476)        KALTOS
 NUMBSKULL 52-2948            35  17  2  288  OTTO'S PARTS (664)         FRATSFA
 DARK TOWER 11-1702          121  67  0  271  KING'S COURT (34)          ARUAK CITY
 DISCO QUEEN 47-1992         104  36  3  258  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 AFRICAN QUEEN 47-6424        55  25  0  257  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373        59  26  2  253  CONSORTIUM CRAP (1248)     ARUAK CITY
 HARI-KARI 73-3049            93  16  0  251  WAY TO GO! II (1010)       ERINIKA
 THE LION KING 47-6360        57  20  0  230  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 DAIRY QUEEN 47-2685         130  60  3  223  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 THE REFEREE 45-1091         113  57  4  216  AVID FANS (199)            STORMCROWE
 ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429          66  50  1  214  SPARF! (873)               SEAM
 VIKING RAIDER 54-2885        40  21  1  213  SPARF! (1139)              TROCAR
 THE COUNT 50-1860            38  21  0  213  OPEN SESAME (668)          SNOWBOUND
 DORSAL FINN 42-1662          23  14  1  211  NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC (1343) RODEKI

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GENERAL PUBLIC 31-3112       44  35  1  209  MILITARY MAYHEM (37)       CHIMLEVTAL
 ACE METRIC 47-3554           42  35  0  207  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 ADAM'S APPLE 52-3203         46  27  0  205  OTTO'S PARTS (664)         FRATSFA
 BEERVAHNA 60-4292            62  44  3  203  INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745)  ARADI
 UNCLE FESTER 59-2768         51  57  1  200  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
 JIVE 25-624                 122  81  1  198  CRYPTICS (150)             LYRATILAN
 RUBBER KNIFE 57-2546         55  19  2  198  USELESS TOOLS (1249)       ANDOR
 TAOS 26-4042                 52  27  1  198  HERE TO PHOENIX (871)      CALEAM
 SUPER GROVER 50-3413         29  15  0  198  OPEN SESAME (668)          SNOWBOUND
 WEDNESDAY ADDAMS 73-6043     24   3  0  197  CALENDAR GIRLS (1574)      ERINIKA
 SITS ON HIS DUFF 73-1810     59  40  4  196  THINGS GEORGE DOES (812)   ERINIKA
-BASE ON BULLS 73-3101        46  25  4  196  THE BULLS (255)            ERINIKA
 BODDINGTON'S 21-5035         46  27  0  196  REAL BEER (859)            SUNSET
 SCORPION KING 47-4718        22   6  1  196  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 HUNZICKER BOWL 23-4182       58  39  3  195  SKI TAOS (860)             TI
 RUBBER KNIFE 54-2038         79  57  1  193  USELESS TOOLS (552)        TROCAR
 TRICK SHOULDER 52-1053       26  22  1  193  OTTO'S PARTS (664)         FRATSFA
-PHONELESS CORD 54-2018       55  46  0  192  USELESS TOOLS (552)        TROCAR
 TAMMY FAYE 39-3520           45 100  0  192  WITLESS WONDERS (1052)     XOCHITHLAN
 STEVE MCQUEEN 47-3908        70  61  1  190  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 F.O.A.D. 73-442              56  26  2  190  ALPHABET SOUP (943)        ERINIKA
 G W BUSH 59-2764             47  61  2  190  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
 KING FORADAY 47-3762         90  65  4  187  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 A GROUNDSKEEPER 45-1613      48  43  1  187  AVID FANS (199)            STORMCROWE
 SUPERSIZE ME 47-8110         24   9  2  187  FAST FOOD (1355)           NORTH FORK
 BULL FROG 73-4547            47  29  0  186  THE BULLS (255)            ERINIKA
 WOLFMAN JACK 5-4594          32   6  2  186  PARTY ANIMALS (476)        KALTOS
 IMMOVEABLE OBJECT 59-2110    57  33  2  184  NOT QUITE (1028)           ILLIS

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-A.O. HELL 54-2523            47  24  2  183  USELESS TOOLS (552)        TROCAR
-ACE OF BASE 47-6905          35  26  0  183  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 LAR'EH WALKER 60-5825        30  18  1  183  INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745)  ARADI
 JACK KNIFE 47-6694           41  27  1  181  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-THE ROCK 30-4314             22   9  1  180  WRESTLMANIACS (1459)       IAYE
-LONDON QUIREBOY 59-2513      56  32  1  179  CHAPEL ROCK (1108)         ILLIS
 PIRES 7-5665                 32  17  0  179  IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (883) BONSUR
-CUBA 26-3917                 46  29  0  178  HERE TO PHOENIX (871)      CALEAM
 R BAGGIO 17-4867             30  20  1  174  ITALIAN FOOTBALL (826)     ALJAFIR
-DEATHFROMABOVE 73-5766       24   5  1  174  WAY BACK WHEN (1497)       ERINIKA
-PHILLIP THE BIRD 40-3708     35  31  1  171  CRUEL PET NAMES (1117)     ZENSU
-UZI 44-1701                  44  48  1  170  BLOWN AWAY (398)           KRILL
-FRENCH KISS 73-590           12   5  0  170  WORLDWIDE GORE (547)       ERINIKA
-FIGHTER ACE 47-1189          94  63  6  169  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 TUESDAY WELD 73-6047         28   4  0  167  CALENDAR GIRLS (1574)      ERINIKA
 HOPALONG CASSIDY 72-7839     34  34  0  166  COWBOY CROONERS (1535)     DRAGONHEAD
 TRASH CAN 50-3403            36  23  4  158  OPEN SESAME (668)          SNOWBOUND

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 A CHEERLEADER 45-1092        21  10  1  150  AVID FANS (199)            STORMCROWE
-GREEN KING 21-5183           25   9  0  148  REAL BEER (859)            SUNSET
 GENERAL PURPOSE 31-5124      16   9  1  148  MILITARY MAYHEM (37)       CHIMLEVTAL
-OSCAR 50-3153                44  27  0  147  OPEN SESAME (668)          SNOWBOUND
 THAT! 21-5272                25  10  2  138  REAL BEER (859)            SUNSET
 A BOMB IN A BULL 73-503      23  12  2  132  THE BULLS (255)            ERINIKA
 KENNY CHESNEY 73-5517        22   6  1  124  SUE'S BIG BOYS (1635)      ERINIKA
 BEER KHAN 73-5755            28   6  2  116  MONGOL HORDE (1631)        ERINIKA
 JACK O'LANTERN 47-2762       17   9  1  115  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
-CRYBABY 72-5853              22  44  1  112  OUTLAWS (1495)             DRAGONHEAD

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KING MIDAS 59-2770           44  58  1   94  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
 ETERNAL REST 72-8626         17   3  0   93  FEAR FACTORY 2 (1671)      DRAGONHEAD

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JOHNNY APPLESEED 59-2767     36  72  0   77  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
 WARLOCK 72-6137              22  29  5   76  OUTLAWS (1495)             DRAGONHEAD
-MISSED STOP 72-8276          20  10  0   70  BASH BROS TRAIN (1568)     DRAGONHEAD
 SOUTHPOINT 52-3492           18   4  0   70  OHIO (1286)                FRATSFA
 HAPPY 50-3399                16  15  1   62  STRANGE TUNES (1085)       SNOWBOUND
-BULLY 47-8410                15  15  0   60  BASH BROS PARK (1376)      NORTH FORK
 WISCONSIN 45-5079            14   8  1   56  BATTLE SHIPS (1670)        STORMCROWE
-GOLLY 63-3382                15   6  4   55  EXCLAMATION! (1606)        AMEN-TEI
-RED SOX 71-6745              15   6  1   52  AL EAST (1683)             KYR'TERR
-GINNY 4-7208                 15   6  0   51  POTTERY WORLD (1681)       JHELUM
 JINX 47-7951                 30  32  1   44  TEAM TOONS (1500)          NORTH FORK

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ROWDY YOBBO bested UNCLE FESTER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge fight.
SCORPION KING won victory over TAMMY FAYE in a 3 minute Challenge battle.
GENERAL PUBLIC demolished G W BUSH in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
TRASH CAN was devastated by SUPERSIZE ME in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
KENNY CHESNEY was overpowered by HOPALONG CASSIDY in a 2 minute Challenge match.
DUTCH TREAT overpowered AMBER WOLFWALKER in a 1 minute one-sided Title struggle.
LAND OF FLUSH savagely defeated RIRORNI COOK in a action packed 1 minute melee.
DARK TOWER vanquished THE BLACKSMITH in a action packed 1 minute one-sided duel.
BULL DURHAM overpowered RIRORNI COOK in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
HARI-KARI savagely defeated AMBER WOLFWALKER in a exciting 8 minute brutal fight.
F.O.A.D. was devastated by AMBER WOLFWALKER in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
NUMBSKULL demolished RIRORNI COOK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody one-sided brawl.
WOLFMAN JACK was defeated by THE BLACKSMITH in a 2 minute gory duel.
AFRICAN QUEEN viciously subdued CLOTTO in a action packed 3 minute brutal duel.
THE LION KING devastated ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a popular 2 minute mismatched brawl.
DAIRY QUEEN subdued TELGOR in a exciting 2 minute brutal bout.
DISCO QUEEN narrowly defeated ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a 3 minute conflict.
PIRES was viciously subdued by CLOTTO in a 2 minute gory bout.
ACE METRIC vanquished IMPRISONED SPY in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
KING FORADAY was vanquished by GOJIRO in a popular 1 minute brutal mismatched fray.
STEVE MCQUEEN narrowly defeated RIRORNI COOK in a action packed 3 minute brutal fight.
R BAGGIO was narrowly defeated by IMPRISONED SPY in a popular 3 minute gory duel.
A GROUNDSKEEPER was savagely defeated by AMBER WOLFWALKER in a 2 minute brutal melee.
JACK KNIFE was vanquished by CLOTTO in a action packed 2 minute brutal one-sided fray.
JIVE was unbelievably bested by VERMICIOUS KNID in a exciting 3 minute gory duel.
THE COUNT overpowered THE BLACKSMITH in a popular 1 minute brutal uneven duel.
THE REFEREE subdued TELGOR in a popular 2 minute fight.
SUPER GROVER overpowered VILLAINOUS INFORMER in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
TRICK SHOULDER demolished IMPRISONED SPY in a popular 1 minute uneven contest.
DORSAL FINN devastated VERMICIOUS KNID in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided battle.
ADAM'S APPLE overcame VILLAINOUS INFORMER in a exciting 2 minute fight.
RUBBER KNIFE was savagely defeated by GOJIRO in a exciting 2 minute gruesome conflict.
VIKING RAIDER overpowered IMPRISONED SPY in a popular 1 minute uneven bout.
RUBBER KNIFE was viciously subdued by GOJIRO in a crowd pleasing 3 minute match.
IMMOVEABLE OBJECT was overpowered by RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BEERVAHNA viciously subdued VERMICIOUS KNID in a crowd pleasing 2 minute match.
LAR'EH WALKER was handily defeated by AMBER WOLFWALKER in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
BODDINGTON'S viciously subdued THE BLACKSMITH in a exciting 2 minute brutal conflict.
HUNZICKER BOWL overpowered VILLAINOUS INFORMER in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
SITS ON HIS DUFF was beaten by AMBER WOLFWALKER in a popular 1 minute fray.
WEDNESDAY ADDAMS overcame RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a exciting 1 minute duel.
TAOS was savagely defeated by GOJIRO in a exciting 5 minute brutal conflict.
BULL FROG savagely defeated RIRORNI COOK in a popular 2 minute bloody fight.
TUESDAY WELD viciously subdued EVIL INPUTTER in a exciting 6 minute bloody conflict.
A BOMB IN A BULL was subdued by EVIL INPUTTER in a crowd pleasing 3 minute battle.
BEER KHAN overpowered KING MIDAS in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
A CHEERLEADER demolished IMPRISONED SPY in a popular 1 minute mismatched contest.
JACK O'LANTERN was defeated by FLOYD in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory duel.
THAT! defeated ZORRO, THE GAY BLADE in a 2 minute brawl.
GENERAL PURPOSE handily defeated CHEATING MANAGER in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
ETERNAL REST overpowered WARLOCK in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
JOHNNY APPLESEED overcame HAPPY in a 2 minute battle.
SOUTHPOINT overcame WISCONSIN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
JINX was overpowered by UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a 1 minute mismatched bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  16         PARRY-STRIKE      18 -   4 -  1      82  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   10         TOTAL PARRY       19 -   6 -  0      76  |
|AIMED BLOW                      10         WALL OF STEEL     42 -  17 -  0      71  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  7         AIMED BLOW        40 -  29 -  0      58  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  7         LUNGING ATTACK    59 -  44 -  0      57  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      4         SLASHING ATTACK   25 -  29 -  0      46  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         PARRY-LUNGE       10 -  12 -  0      45  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         BASHING ATTACK     8 -  10 -  0      44  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         STRIKING ATTACK   15 -  24 -  0      38  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -   4 -  0      33  |

Turn 327 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  4         3  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL      7 -  3     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  2         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  1                                       2  PARRY-STRIKE   
LUNGING ATTACK    10 -  6                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
AIMED BLOW         6 -  4                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  3                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    
PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  2                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      DUTCH TREAT 26-1841       178  42  2  527 WORLDWIDE GORE (35)
LUNGING ATTACK   BULL DURHAM 5-4324         75  31  1  308 PARTY ANIMALS (476)
SLASHING ATTACK  NUMBSKULL 52-2948          35  17  2  288 OTTO'S PARTS (664)
WALL OF STEEL    DARK TOWER 11-1702        121  67  0  271 KING'S COURT (34)
PARRY-STRIKE     DISCO QUEEN 47-1992       104  36  3  258 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
PARRY-LUNGE      LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373      59  26  2  253 CONSORTIUM CRAP (1248)
AIMED BLOW       HARI-KARI 73-3049          93  16  0  251 WAY TO GO! II (1010)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    JIVE 25-624               122  81  1  198 CRYPTICS (150)
STRIKING ATTACK  SUPER GROVER 50-3413       29  15  0  198 OPEN SESAME (668)
BASHING ATTACK   KING FORADAY 47-3762       90  65  4  187 ROYAL FLUSH (10)

The overall popularity leader is THE REFEREE 45-1091.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was HARI-KARI 73-3049.  The ten other most popular fighters were AFRICAN QUEEN 
47-6424, TUESDAY WELD 73-6047, BODDINGTON'S 21-5035, BEERVAHNA 60-4292, TAMMY FAYE 
39-3520, THE REFEREE 45-1091, HUNZICKER BOWL 23-4182, TAOS 26-4042, DAIRY QUEEN 
47-2685, and DISCO QUEEN 47-1992.

The least popular fighter this week was JINX 47-7951.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were WARLOCK 72-6137, KING MIDAS 59-2770, TRASH CAN 50-3403, WISCONSIN 
45-5079, LAR'EH WALKER 60-5825, IMMOVEABLE OBJECT 59-2110, A GROUNDSKEEPER 45-1613, 
F.O.A.D. 73-442, G W BUSH 59-2764, and KING FORADAY 47-3762.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
KALTOS(5)            1  1 0  CALEAM(26)           1  1 0  FRATSFA(52)          4  0 0  
BONSUR(7)            0  1 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       2  0 0  TROCAR(54)           1  1 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       2  0 0  XOCHITHLAN(39)       0  1 0  ANDOR(57)            0  1 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          0  1 0  RODEKI(42)           1  0 0  ILLIS(59)            1  4 0  
SEAM(20)             1  0 0  STORMCROWE(45)       2  2 0  ARADI(60)            1  1 0  
SUNSET(21)           2  0 0  NORTH FORK(47)       8  4 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       2  1 0  
TI(23)               1  0 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        2  2 0  ERINIKA(73)          5  4 0  
LYRATILAN(25)        0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BULL DURHAM 5-4324          75  31  1  308  PARTY ANIMALS (476)        KALTOS
 PIRES 7-5665                32  17  0  179  IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (883) BONSUR
 DARK TOWER 11-1702         121  67  0  271  KING'S COURT (34)          ARUAK CITY
 R BAGGIO 17-4867            30  20  1  174  ITALIAN FOOTBALL (826)     ALJAFIR
 ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429         66  50  1  214  SPARF! (873)               SEAM
 BODDINGTON'S 21-5035        46  27  0  196  REAL BEER (859)            SUNSET
 HUNZICKER BOWL 23-4182      58  39  3  195  SKI TAOS (860)             TI
 JIVE 25-624                122  81  1  198  CRYPTICS (150)             LYRATILAN
 DUTCH TREAT 26-1841        178  42  2  527  WORLDWIDE GORE (35)        CALEAM
 GENERAL PUBLIC 31-3112      44  35  1  209  MILITARY MAYHEM (37)       CHIMLEVTAL
 TAMMY FAYE 39-3520          45 100  0  192  WITLESS WONDERS (1052)     XOCHITHLAN
 DORSAL FINN 42-1662         23  14  1  211  NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC (1343) RODEKI
 THE REFEREE 45-1091        113  57  4  216  AVID FANS (199)            STORMCROWE
 DISCO QUEEN 47-1992        104  36  3  258  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 THE COUNT 50-1860           38  21  0  213  OPEN SESAME (668)          SNOWBOUND
 NUMBSKULL 52-2948           35  17  2  288  OTTO'S PARTS (664)         FRATSFA
 VIKING RAIDER 54-2885       40  21  1  213  SPARF! (1139)              TROCAR
 RUBBER KNIFE 57-2546        55  19  2  198  USELESS TOOLS (1249)       ANDOR
 UNCLE FESTER 59-2768        51  57  1  200  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
 BEERVAHNA 60-4292           62  44  3  203  INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745)  ARADI
 HOPALONG CASSIDY 72-7839    34  34  0  166  COWBOY CROONERS (1535)     DRAGONHEAD
 HARI-KARI 73-3049           93  16  0  251  WAY TO GO! II (1010)       ERINIKA

                          Name Change-o-Rama -- Final Update

     Algernon looked at the goats and sighed.  No doubt it was a Good Deed to give 
goats to people who wanted them.  But why did the goats have to be gathered in HIS 
office?  Four of them, and they were a lot like gladiators:  not smelly maybe, they 
were clean goats, but pushy and sure they were the most important thing around.  Maybe 
they should be enrolled in the arena?  No, there were only four, not enough for a 
team.
     He shook his head to clear it of the image of armored goats with sharpened horns.  
One thing at a time.  He pulled a piece of paper out of his desk drawer, dipped his 
pen in the ink, and began to write.

     "It is our pleasure and honor to note that ninety-eight gladiators and teams have 
elected to change their names, supporting the contribution of goats to deserving 
people.  With the Commission's matching funds, this has purchased four goats--a good 
goat can't be purchased for a copper, you know.  The goats are already en route to 
their new homes, where they will be--"  He paused and thought about it.  "--very 
welcome.  We wish all the best to the goats and the new goat-owners."