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Date : 09/11/2018 Duedate: 10/08/2018
CRYSALIS ARENA
DM 106 TURN 329
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1-FEELINGS 82/1686 497 235 1 67.9 SUE'S BIG BOYS 73/1635
2-SPARF! 20/873 3555 1798 36 66.4 CONSORTIUM CRAP 11/1248
SPARF! 54/1139 CRUEL PET NAMES 40/1117
AL EAST 71/1683 ITALIAN FOOTBALL 17/826
CRYPTICS 25/150 ENGLISH FOOTBALL 12/1680
SKI TAOS 23/860 THINGS GEORGE DOES 73/812
AVID FANS 45/199 IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS 7/883
REAL BEER 21/859 INGRATE WHITE NORTH 60/745
THE BULLS 73/255 NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC 42/1343
BLOWN AWAY 44/398 3 FAST FOOD 47/1355 148 127 0 53.8
NOT QUITE 59/1028 4 FEAR FACTOR 72/1671 129 138 2 48.3
ROYAL FLUSH 47/10 FEAR FACTORY 5 71/1690
KING'S COURT 11/34 FEAR FACTORY 7 73/1685
OPEN SESAME 50/668 FEAR FACTORY 8 71/1689
SUE'S BOYS 72/1682 5 VIKINGS 10/1208 392 422 5 48.2
CHAPEL ROCK 59/1108 SENTINELS 7/1202
OTTO'S PARTS 52/664 PEASANT REBELLION 8/1542
PARTY ANIMALS 5/476 BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE 74/1570
ALPHABET SOUP 73/943 6-100% CANADI 71/1688 131 153 2 46.1
MONGOL HORDE 73/1631 7 TEAM TOONS 47/1500 36 48 0 42.9
USELESS TOOLS 54/552 COWBOY CROONERS 72/1535
WORLDWIDE GORE 26/35 8 OHIO 52/1286 154 235 0 39.6
MILITARY MAYHEM 31/37 EMETICS 45/1030
USELESS TOOLS 57/1249 STRANGE TUNES 50/1085
WAY BACK WHEN 73/1497 WITLESS WONDERS 39/1052
WAY TO GO! II 73/1010 9 AL BUMS 11 15/1691 14 22 1 38.9
WORLDWIDE GORE 73/547 10 TALL TALES 59/1335 106 190 2 35.8
WRESTLMANIACS 30/1459 11 OUTLAWS 72/1495 99 199 5 33.2
CALENDAR GIRLS 73/1574 12-BATTLE SHIP 45/1670 1 3 0 25.0
HERE TO PHOENIX 26/871
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Heya!
We had ten fights today, no deaths, no challenges, no avoids, no personal ads... but
only two stand-ins. So that's something. But it was a distressingly poor turnout
compared to last turn's 51 fights and 5 challenges. What happened?
Dutch Treat didn't fight today, which opened the way for someone else to become the
Tower Guardian. HUNTSMAN (7-5837) (73-55-1,201) of SENTINELS fought HOPALONG CASSIDY
(72-7839) (35-34-0,179) of COWBOY CROONERS. HUNTSMAN devastated HOPALONG CASSIDY in a
1 minute mismatched Title fight. Mr. Cassidy is our highest ranked Parry-Lunge.
Huntsman is top Slasher as well, taking that honor from Ace of Base. Huntsman is also
the overall popularity leader.
SUPERSIZE ME (47-8110) (24-10-2,181) of FAST FOOD fought HREIDMAR THE RED (10-6148)
(41-21-0,210) of VIKINGS. SUPERSIZE ME subdued HREIDMAR THE RED in a 2 minute melee.
Supersize Me is top Aimed Blow.
G W BUSH (59-2764) (47-62-2,191) of TALL TALES fought TAMMY FAYE (39-3520) (45-101-
0,191) of WITLESS WONDERS. G W BUSH was demolished by TAMMY FAYE in a 1 minute uneven
fight. Tammy Faye is our best Striker.
UNCLE FESTER (59-2768) (51-58-1,193) of TALL TALES fought VILLAINOUS INFORMER (106-23)
(0-0-0,181). UNCLE FESTER was devastated by VILLAINOUS INFORMER in a 1 minute one-
sided contest.
KNOS THE AXE (74-4394) (23-5-1,144) of BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE fought ZORRO, THE GAY BLADE
(106-8) (0-0-0,110). KNOS THE AXE demolished ZORRO, THE GAY BLADE in a 1 minute
mismatched competition. Mr. Axe is our leading Parry-Strike.
SWEET REVENGE (8-5378) (28-9-0,132) of PEASANT REBELLION fought KING MIDAS (59-2770)
(44-59-1,99) of TALL TALES. SWEET REVENGE vanquished KING MIDAS in a 1 minute
mismatched fight. No stylemasters.
ETERNAL REST (72-8626) (17-4-0,100) of FEAR FACTORY 2 fought WARLOCK (72-6137) (22-30-
5,67) of OUTLAWS. ETERNAL REST overpowered WARLOCK in a 1 minute gory mismatched
brawl.
GARGLE SPEW (45-3902) (18-12-1,76) of EMETICS fought JOHNNY APPLESEED (59-2767) (36-
73-0,67) of TALL TALES. GARGLE SPEW slimly lost to JOHNNY APPLESEED in a action
packed 5 minute melee. Mr. Spew was voted this turn's favorite fighter. And Mr.
Appleseed is our best Total Parry.
PERISTYLIUM (71-7014) (20-15-0,75) of FEAR FACTORY 5 fought SOUTHPOINT (52-3492) (19-
4-0,87) of OHIO. PERISTYLIUM lost to SOUTHPOINT in an action packed 2 minute fight.
This was a good fight! Peristylium is top Lunger.
JINX (47-7951) (31-32-1,63) of TEAM TOONS fought HAPPY (50-3399) (16-16-1,51) of
STRANGE TUNES. JINX vanquished HAPPY in a 1 minute one-sided fight. I don't know
why, but Happy was voted this turn's least popular fighter. Go figure!
So that's the story for this time around. You should all go and practice now, and
tell your friends to come back and fight.
-- Olaf Modeen
THE TOWER GUARDIAN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HUNTSMAN 7-5837 74 55 1 208 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-DUTCH TREAT 26-1841 179 42 2 551 WORLDWIDE GORE (35) CALEAM
-BULL DURHAM 5-4324 76 31 1 328 PARTY ANIMALS (476) KALTOS
-DARK TOWER 11-1702 122 67 0 274 KING'S COURT (34) ARUAK CITY
-AFRICAN QUEEN 47-6424 56 25 0 268 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
-DISCO QUEEN 47-1992 105 36 3 266 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
-LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373 60 26 2 266 CONSORTIUM CRAP (1248) ARUAK CITY
-HARI-KARI 73-3049 94 16 0 259 WAY TO GO! II (1010) ERINIKA
-THE REFEREE 45-1091 114 57 4 227 AVID FANS (199) STORMCROWE
-DAIRY QUEEN 47-2685 131 60 3 225 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
-BEERVAHNA 60-4292 63 44 3 216 INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745) ARADI
-WEDNESDAY ADDAMS 73-6043 25 3 0 212 CALENDAR GIRLS (1574) ERINIKA
-SCORPION KING 47-4718 23 6 1 211 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-SUPER GROVER 50-3413 30 15 0 209 OPEN SESAME (668) SNOWBOUND
SUPERSIZE ME 47-8110 25 10 2 207 FAST FOOD (1355) NORTH FORK
-ACE OF BASE 47-6905 36 26 0 205 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
TAMMY FAYE 39-3520 46 101 0 202 WITLESS WONDERS (1052) XOCHITHLAN
-THE ROCK 30-4314 23 9 1 201 WRESTLMANIACS (1459) IAYE
-BODDINGTON'S 21-5035 47 27 0 200 REAL BEER (859) SUNSET
-HUNZICKER BOWL 23-4182 59 39 3 199 SKI TAOS (860) TI
-JIVE 25-624 122 81 1 198 CRYPTICS (150) LYRATILAN
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-PHONELESS CORD 54-2018 56 46 0 198 USELESS TOOLS (552) TROCAR
-RUBBER KNIFE 57-2546 55 19 2 198 USELESS TOOLS (1249) ANDOR
-TAOS 26-4042 52 27 1 198 HERE TO PHOENIX (871) CALEAM
-DEATHFROMABOVE 73-5766 25 5 1 198 WAY BACK WHEN (1497) ERINIKA
-STEVE MCQUEEN 47-3908 71 61 1 196 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
-SITS ON HIS DUFF 73-1810 59 40 4 196 THINGS GEORGE DOES (812) ERINIKA
-NUMBSKULL 52-2948 35 18 2 195 OTTO'S PARTS (664) FRATSFA
-RUBBER KNIFE 54-2038 79 57 1 193 USELESS TOOLS (552) TROCAR
-FIGHTER ACE 47-1189 95 63 6 192 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
-THE LION KING 47-6360 57 21 0 191 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
-GENERAL PUBLIC 31-3112 44 36 1 191 MILITARY MAYHEM (37) CHIMLEVTAL
-TRICK SHOULDER 52-1053 26 23 1 191 OTTO'S PARTS (664) FRATSFA
-ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429 66 51 1 190 SPARF! (873) SEAM
-F.O.A.D. 73-442 56 26 2 190 ALPHABET SOUP (943) ERINIKA
HREIDMAR THE RED 10-6148 41 22 0 190 VIKINGS (1208) KOLACT
-THE COUNT 50-1860 38 22 0 190 OPEN SESAME (668) SNOWBOUND
-DORSAL FINN 42-1662 23 15 1 190 NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC (1343) RODEKI
-BASE ON BULLS 73-3101 46 26 4 188 THE BULLS (255) ERINIKA
-VIKING RAIDER 54-2885 40 22 1 188 SPARF! (1139) TROCAR
-KING FORADAY 47-3762 90 65 4 187 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
-A GROUNDSKEEPER 45-1613 48 43 1 187 AVID FANS (199) STORMCROWE
-WOLFMAN JACK 5-4594 32 6 2 186 PARTY ANIMALS (476) KALTOS
-A.O. HELL 54-2523 47 25 2 185 USELESS TOOLS (552) TROCAR
-IMMOVEABLE OBJECT 59-2110 57 33 2 184 NOT QUITE (1028) ILLIS
-LONDON QUIREBOY 59-2513 57 32 1 183 CHAPEL ROCK (1108) ILLIS
-LAR'EH WALKER 60-5825 30 18 1 183 INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745) ARADI
-PHILLIP THE BIRD 40-3708 36 31 1 182 CRUEL PET NAMES (1117) ZENSU
G W BUSH 59-2764 47 63 2 181 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
-JACK KNIFE 47-6694 41 27 1 181 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-BULL FROG 73-4547 47 30 0 180 THE BULLS (255) ERINIKA
-ADAM'S APPLE 52-3203 46 28 0 180 OTTO'S PARTS (664) FRATSFA
-ACE METRIC 47-3554 42 36 0 180 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
HOPALONG CASSIDY 72-7839 35 35 0 179 COWBOY CROONERS (1535) DRAGONHEAD
-PIRES 7-5665 32 17 0 179 IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (883) BONSUR
UNCLE FESTER 59-2768 51 59 1 177 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
-CUBA 26-3917 46 30 0 177 HERE TO PHOENIX (871) CALEAM
-R BAGGIO 17-4867 30 20 1 174 ITALIAN FOOTBALL (826) ALJAFIR
-GENERAL PURPOSE 31-5124 17 9 1 174 MILITARY MAYHEM (37) CHIMLEVTAL
-FRENCH KISS 73-590 12 6 0 173 WORLDWIDE GORE (547) ERINIKA
-UZI 44-1701 45 48 1 172 BLOWN AWAY (398) KRILL
-TUESDAY WELD 73-6047 28 5 0 161 CALENDAR GIRLS (1574) ERINIKA
-TRASH CAN 50-3403 36 23 4 158 OPEN SESAME (668) SNOWBOUND
-THAT! 21-5272 26 10 2 157 REAL BEER (859) SUNSET
-GREEN KING 21-5183 26 9 0 152 REAL BEER (859) SUNSET
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
KNOS THE AXE 74-4394 24 5 1 146 BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1570) DAYLA KIV
-A CHEERLEADER 45-1092 21 11 1 144 AVID FANS (199) STORMCROWE
SWEET REVENGE 8-5378 29 9 0 134 PEASANT REBELLION (1542) ARKERS
-A BOMB IN A BULL 73-503 23 12 2 132 THE BULLS (255) ERINIKA
-BEER KHAN 73-5755 29 6 2 125 MONGOL HORDE (1631) ERINIKA
-KENNY CHESNEY 73-5517 22 6 1 124 SUE'S BIG BOYS (1635) ERINIKA
-JACK O'LANTERN 47-2762 17 9 1 115 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
ETERNAL REST 72-8626 18 4 0 102 FEAR FACTORY 2 (1671) DRAGONHEAD
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
KING MIDAS 59-2770 44 60 1 100 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
SOUTHPOINT 52-3492 20 4 0 93 OHIO (1286) FRATSFA
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-TANK 30-5519 22 21 3 90 LENPROS (189) IAYE
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-SEPIA SQUID 11-8177 27 3 0 84 ANIMAL FARM (1095) ARUAK CITY
JOHNNY APPLESEED 59-2767 37 73 0 83 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
PERISTYLIUM 71-7014 20 16 0 80 FEAR FACTORY 5 (1690) KYR'TERR
-GREYHOUND BUS 11-8233 23 7 1 77 BULLDOGS (174) ARUAK CITY
JINX 47-7951 32 32 1 71 TEAM TOONS (1500) NORTH FORK
-RUDE DRIVER 72-7001 21 6 2 71 BASH BROS BUS (1662) DRAGONHEAD
WARLOCK 72-6137 22 31 5 69 OUTLAWS (1495) DRAGONHEAD
GARGLE SPEW 45-3902 18 13 1 69 EMETICS (1030) STORMCROWE
-STONE TEMPLE PILOT 59-2755 18 14 0 68 CHAPEL ROCK (1108) ILLIS
-FANTASTIC 82-40748 12 12 0 61 FEELINGS (1686) DWES EG
-WISCONSIN 45-5079 14 8 1 56 BATTLE SHIPS (1670) STORMCROWE
-NOT NEWS 72-7687 15 8 1 54 BASH BROS NEWS (1600) DRAGONHEAD
HAPPY 50-3399 16 17 1 44 STRANGE TUNES (1085) SNOWBOUND
-RED SOX 71-6745 15 7 1 38 AL EAST (1683) KYR'TERR
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
HUNTSMAN devastated HOPALONG CASSIDY in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
SUPERSIZE ME subdued HREIDMAR THE RED in a 2 minute melee.
G W BUSH was demolished by TAMMY FAYE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
UNCLE FESTER was devastated by VILLAINOUS INFORMER in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
KNOS THE AXE demolished ZORRO, THE GAY BLADE in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
SWEET REVENGE vanquished KING MIDAS in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
ETERNAL REST overpowered WARLOCK in a 1 minute gory mismatched brawl.
GARGLE SPEW slimly lost to JOHNNY APPLESEED in a action packed 5 minute melee.
PERISTYLIUM lost to SOUTHPOINT in a action packed 2 minute fight.
JINX vanquished HAPPY in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 5 PARRY-STRIKE 18 - 3 - 0 86 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 TOTAL PARRY 18 - 6 - 0 75 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 WALL OF STEEL 37 - 16 - 0 70 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 AIMED BLOW 46 - 30 - 0 61 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 LUNGING ATTACK 56 - 41 - 0 58 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 SLASHING ATTACK 22 - 29 - 0 43 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 STRIKING ATTACK 18 - 24 - 0 43 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 BASHING ATTACK 7 - 10 - 0 41 |
|BASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-LUNGE 8 - 15 - 0 35 |
|WALL OF STEEL 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 4 - 0 33 |
Turn 329 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 3 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 2 2 WALL OF STEEL
AIMED BLOW 3 - 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 PARRY-STRIKE
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 2 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0 1 TOTAL PARRY
1 PARRY-LUNGE
1 AIMED BLOW
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
SLASHING ATTACK HUNTSMAN 7-5837 74 55 1 208 SENTINELS (1202)
AIMED BLOW SUPERSIZE ME 47-8110 25 10 2 207 FAST FOOD (1355)
STRIKING ATTACK TAMMY FAYE 39-3520 46 101 0 202 WITLESS WONDERS (1052)
PARRY-LUNGE HOPALONG CASSIDY 72-7839 35 35 0 179 COWBOY CROONERS (1535)
PARRY-STRIKE KNOS THE AXE 74-4394 24 5 1 146 BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1570)
TOTAL PARRY JOHNNY APPLESEED 59-2767 37 73 0 83 TALL TALES (1335)
LUNGING ATTACK PERISTYLIUM 71-7014 20 16 0 80 FEAR FACTORY 5 (1690)
The overall popularity leader is HUNTSMAN 7-5837. The most popular warrior this turn
was GARGLE SPEW 45-3902. The ten other most popular fighters were PERISTYLIUM
71-7014, JOHNNY APPLESEED 59-2767, SUPERSIZE ME 47-8110, SOUTHPOINT 52-3492, HUNTSMAN
7-5837, HREIDMAR THE RED 10-6148, TAMMY FAYE 39-3520, JINX 47-7951, KNOS THE AXE
74-4394, and SWEET REVENGE 8-5378.
The least popular fighter this week was HAPPY 50-3399. The other ten least popular
fighters were KING MIDAS 59-2770, G W BUSH 59-2764, WARLOCK 72-6137, UNCLE FESTER
59-2768, HOPALONG CASSIDY 72-7839, ETERNAL REST 72-8626, SWEET REVENGE 8-5378, KNOS
THE AXE 74-4394, JINX 47-7951, and TAMMY FAYE 39-3520.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
BONSUR(7) 1 0 0 STORMCROWE(45) 0 1 0 ILLIS(59) 1 3 0
ARKERS(8) 1 0 0 NORTH FORK(47) 2 0 0 KYR'TERR(71) 0 1 0
KOLACT(10) 0 1 0 SNOWBOUND(50) 0 1 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 1 2 0
XOCHITHLAN(39) 1 0 0 FRATSFA(52) 1 0 0 DAYLA KIV(74) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HUNTSMAN 7-5837 74 55 1 208 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
SWEET REVENGE 8-5378 29 9 0 134 PEASANT REBELLION (1542) ARKERS
HREIDMAR THE RED 10-6148 41 22 0 190 VIKINGS (1208) KOLACT
TAMMY FAYE 39-3520 46 101 0 202 WITLESS WONDERS (1052) XOCHITHLAN
GARGLE SPEW 45-3902 18 13 1 69 EMETICS (1030) STORMCROWE
SUPERSIZE ME 47-8110 25 10 2 207 FAST FOOD (1355) NORTH FORK
HAPPY 50-3399 16 17 1 44 STRANGE TUNES (1085) SNOWBOUND
SOUTHPOINT 52-3492 20 4 0 93 OHIO (1286) FRATSFA
G W BUSH 59-2764 47 63 2 181 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
PERISTYLIUM 71-7014 20 16 0 80 FEAR FACTORY 5 (1690) KYR'TERR
HOPALONG CASSIDY 72-7839 35 35 0 179 COWBOY CROONERS (1535) DRAGONHEAD
KNOS THE AXE 74-4394 24 5 1 146 BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1570) DAYLA KIV