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Date   : 09/11/2018    Duedate: 10/08/2018

CRYSALIS ARENA

DM 106    TURN 329

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1-FEELINGS 82/1686     497  235   1 67.9      SUE'S BIG BOYS 73/1635
  2-SPARF! 20/873       3555 1798  36 66.4      CONSORTIUM CRAP 11/1248
    SPARF! 54/1139                              CRUEL PET NAMES 40/1117
    AL EAST 71/1683                             ITALIAN FOOTBALL 17/826
    CRYPTICS 25/150                             ENGLISH FOOTBALL 12/1680
    SKI TAOS 23/860                             THINGS GEORGE DOES 73/812
    AVID FANS 45/199                            IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS 7/883
    REAL BEER 21/859                            INGRATE WHITE NORTH 60/745
    THE BULLS 73/255                            NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC 42/1343
    BLOWN AWAY 44/398                         3 FAST FOOD 47/1355    148  127   0 53.8
    NOT QUITE 59/1028                         4 FEAR FACTOR 72/1671  129  138   2 48.3
    ROYAL FLUSH 47/10                           FEAR FACTORY 5 71/1690
    KING'S COURT 11/34                          FEAR FACTORY 7 73/1685
    OPEN SESAME 50/668                          FEAR FACTORY 8 71/1689
    SUE'S BOYS 72/1682                        5 VIKINGS 10/1208      392  422   5 48.2
    CHAPEL ROCK 59/1108                         SENTINELS 7/1202
    OTTO'S PARTS 52/664                         PEASANT REBELLION 8/1542
    PARTY ANIMALS 5/476                         BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE 74/1570
    ALPHABET SOUP 73/943                      6-100% CANADI 71/1688  131  153   2 46.1
    MONGOL HORDE 73/1631                      7 TEAM TOONS 47/1500    36   48   0 42.9
    USELESS TOOLS 54/552                        COWBOY CROONERS 72/1535
    WORLDWIDE GORE 26/35                      8 OHIO 52/1286         154  235   0 39.6
    MILITARY MAYHEM 31/37                       EMETICS 45/1030
    USELESS TOOLS 57/1249                       STRANGE TUNES 50/1085
    WAY BACK WHEN 73/1497                       WITLESS WONDERS 39/1052
    WAY TO GO! II 73/1010                     9 AL BUMS 11 15/1691    14   22   1 38.9
    WORLDWIDE GORE 73/547                    10 TALL TALES 59/1335   106  190   2 35.8
    WRESTLMANIACS 30/1459                    11 OUTLAWS 72/1495       99  199   5 33.2
    CALENDAR GIRLS 73/1574                   12-BATTLE SHIP 45/1670    1    3   0 25.0
    HERE TO PHOENIX 26/871

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Heya!

We had ten fights today, no deaths, no challenges, no avoids, no personal ads... but 
only two stand-ins.  So that's something.  But it was a distressingly poor turnout 
compared to last turn's 51 fights and 5 challenges.  What happened?

Dutch Treat didn't fight today, which opened the way for someone else to become the 
Tower Guardian.  HUNTSMAN (7-5837) (73-55-1,201) of SENTINELS fought HOPALONG CASSIDY 
(72-7839) (35-34-0,179) of COWBOY CROONERS.  HUNTSMAN devastated HOPALONG CASSIDY in a 
1 minute mismatched Title fight.  Mr. Cassidy is our highest ranked Parry-Lunge.  
Huntsman is top Slasher as well, taking that honor from Ace of Base.  Huntsman is also 
the overall popularity leader.

SUPERSIZE ME (47-8110) (24-10-2,181) of FAST FOOD fought HREIDMAR THE RED (10-6148) 
(41-21-0,210) of VIKINGS.  SUPERSIZE ME subdued HREIDMAR THE RED in a 2 minute melee.  
Supersize Me is top Aimed Blow.

G W BUSH (59-2764) (47-62-2,191) of TALL TALES fought TAMMY FAYE (39-3520) (45-101-
0,191) of WITLESS WONDERS.  G W BUSH was demolished by TAMMY FAYE in a 1 minute uneven 
fight.  Tammy Faye is our best Striker.

UNCLE FESTER (59-2768) (51-58-1,193) of TALL TALES fought VILLAINOUS INFORMER (106-23) 
(0-0-0,181).  UNCLE FESTER was devastated by VILLAINOUS INFORMER in a 1 minute one-
sided contest.

KNOS THE AXE (74-4394) (23-5-1,144) of BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE fought ZORRO, THE GAY BLADE 
(106-8) (0-0-0,110).  KNOS THE AXE demolished ZORRO, THE GAY BLADE in a 1 minute 
mismatched competition.  Mr. Axe is our leading Parry-Strike.

SWEET REVENGE (8-5378) (28-9-0,132) of PEASANT REBELLION fought KING MIDAS (59-2770) 
(44-59-1,99) of TALL TALES.  SWEET REVENGE vanquished KING MIDAS in a 1 minute 
mismatched fight.  No stylemasters.

ETERNAL REST (72-8626) (17-4-0,100) of FEAR FACTORY 2 fought WARLOCK (72-6137) (22-30-
5,67) of OUTLAWS.  ETERNAL REST overpowered WARLOCK in a 1 minute gory mismatched 
brawl.

GARGLE SPEW (45-3902) (18-12-1,76) of EMETICS fought JOHNNY APPLESEED (59-2767) (36-
73-0,67) of TALL TALES.  GARGLE SPEW slimly lost to JOHNNY APPLESEED in a action 
packed 5 minute melee.  Mr. Spew was voted this turn's favorite fighter.  And Mr. 
Appleseed is our best Total Parry.

PERISTYLIUM (71-7014) (20-15-0,75) of FEAR FACTORY 5 fought SOUTHPOINT (52-3492) (19-
4-0,87) of OHIO.  PERISTYLIUM lost to SOUTHPOINT in an action packed 2 minute fight.  
This was a good fight!  Peristylium is top Lunger.

JINX (47-7951) (31-32-1,63) of TEAM TOONS fought HAPPY (50-3399) (16-16-1,51) of 
STRANGE TUNES.  JINX vanquished HAPPY in a 1 minute one-sided fight.  I don't know 
why, but Happy was voted this turn's least popular fighter.  Go figure!

So that's the story for this time around.  You should all go and practice now, and 
tell your friends to come back and fight.

                                          -- Olaf Modeen

THE TOWER GUARDIAN             W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HUNTSMAN 7-5837              74  55  1  208  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-DUTCH TREAT 26-1841         179  42  2  551  WORLDWIDE GORE (35)        CALEAM
-BULL DURHAM 5-4324           76  31  1  328  PARTY ANIMALS (476)        KALTOS
-DARK TOWER 11-1702          122  67  0  274  KING'S COURT (34)          ARUAK CITY
-AFRICAN QUEEN 47-6424        56  25  0  268  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
-DISCO QUEEN 47-1992         105  36  3  266  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
-LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373        60  26  2  266  CONSORTIUM CRAP (1248)     ARUAK CITY
-HARI-KARI 73-3049            94  16  0  259  WAY TO GO! II (1010)       ERINIKA
-THE REFEREE 45-1091         114  57  4  227  AVID FANS (199)            STORMCROWE
-DAIRY QUEEN 47-2685         131  60  3  225  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
-BEERVAHNA 60-4292            63  44  3  216  INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745)  ARADI
-WEDNESDAY ADDAMS 73-6043     25   3  0  212  CALENDAR GIRLS (1574)      ERINIKA
-SCORPION KING 47-4718        23   6  1  211  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-SUPER GROVER 50-3413         30  15  0  209  OPEN SESAME (668)          SNOWBOUND
 SUPERSIZE ME 47-8110         25  10  2  207  FAST FOOD (1355)           NORTH FORK
-ACE OF BASE 47-6905          36  26  0  205  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 TAMMY FAYE 39-3520           46 101  0  202  WITLESS WONDERS (1052)     XOCHITHLAN
-THE ROCK 30-4314             23   9  1  201  WRESTLMANIACS (1459)       IAYE
-BODDINGTON'S 21-5035         47  27  0  200  REAL BEER (859)            SUNSET
-HUNZICKER BOWL 23-4182       59  39  3  199  SKI TAOS (860)             TI
-JIVE 25-624                 122  81  1  198  CRYPTICS (150)             LYRATILAN

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-PHONELESS CORD 54-2018       56  46  0  198  USELESS TOOLS (552)        TROCAR
-RUBBER KNIFE 57-2546         55  19  2  198  USELESS TOOLS (1249)       ANDOR
-TAOS 26-4042                 52  27  1  198  HERE TO PHOENIX (871)      CALEAM
-DEATHFROMABOVE 73-5766       25   5  1  198  WAY BACK WHEN (1497)       ERINIKA
-STEVE MCQUEEN 47-3908        71  61  1  196  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
-SITS ON HIS DUFF 73-1810     59  40  4  196  THINGS GEORGE DOES (812)   ERINIKA
-NUMBSKULL 52-2948            35  18  2  195  OTTO'S PARTS (664)         FRATSFA
-RUBBER KNIFE 54-2038         79  57  1  193  USELESS TOOLS (552)        TROCAR
-FIGHTER ACE 47-1189          95  63  6  192  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
-THE LION KING 47-6360        57  21  0  191  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
-GENERAL PUBLIC 31-3112       44  36  1  191  MILITARY MAYHEM (37)       CHIMLEVTAL
-TRICK SHOULDER 52-1053       26  23  1  191  OTTO'S PARTS (664)         FRATSFA
-ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429          66  51  1  190  SPARF! (873)               SEAM
-F.O.A.D. 73-442              56  26  2  190  ALPHABET SOUP (943)        ERINIKA
 HREIDMAR THE RED 10-6148     41  22  0  190  VIKINGS (1208)             KOLACT
-THE COUNT 50-1860            38  22  0  190  OPEN SESAME (668)          SNOWBOUND
-DORSAL FINN 42-1662          23  15  1  190  NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC (1343) RODEKI
-BASE ON BULLS 73-3101        46  26  4  188  THE BULLS (255)            ERINIKA
-VIKING RAIDER 54-2885        40  22  1  188  SPARF! (1139)              TROCAR
-KING FORADAY 47-3762         90  65  4  187  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
-A GROUNDSKEEPER 45-1613      48  43  1  187  AVID FANS (199)            STORMCROWE
-WOLFMAN JACK 5-4594          32   6  2  186  PARTY ANIMALS (476)        KALTOS
-A.O. HELL 54-2523            47  25  2  185  USELESS TOOLS (552)        TROCAR
-IMMOVEABLE OBJECT 59-2110    57  33  2  184  NOT QUITE (1028)           ILLIS
-LONDON QUIREBOY 59-2513      57  32  1  183  CHAPEL ROCK (1108)         ILLIS
-LAR'EH WALKER 60-5825        30  18  1  183  INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745)  ARADI
-PHILLIP THE BIRD 40-3708     36  31  1  182  CRUEL PET NAMES (1117)     ZENSU
 G W BUSH 59-2764             47  63  2  181  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
-JACK KNIFE 47-6694           41  27  1  181  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-BULL FROG 73-4547            47  30  0  180  THE BULLS (255)            ERINIKA
-ADAM'S APPLE 52-3203         46  28  0  180  OTTO'S PARTS (664)         FRATSFA
-ACE METRIC 47-3554           42  36  0  180  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 HOPALONG CASSIDY 72-7839     35  35  0  179  COWBOY CROONERS (1535)     DRAGONHEAD
-PIRES 7-5665                 32  17  0  179  IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (883) BONSUR
 UNCLE FESTER 59-2768         51  59  1  177  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
-CUBA 26-3917                 46  30  0  177  HERE TO PHOENIX (871)      CALEAM
-R BAGGIO 17-4867             30  20  1  174  ITALIAN FOOTBALL (826)     ALJAFIR
-GENERAL PURPOSE 31-5124      17   9  1  174  MILITARY MAYHEM (37)       CHIMLEVTAL
-FRENCH KISS 73-590           12   6  0  173  WORLDWIDE GORE (547)       ERINIKA
-UZI 44-1701                  45  48  1  172  BLOWN AWAY (398)           KRILL
-TUESDAY WELD 73-6047         28   5  0  161  CALENDAR GIRLS (1574)      ERINIKA
-TRASH CAN 50-3403            36  23  4  158  OPEN SESAME (668)          SNOWBOUND
-THAT! 21-5272                26  10  2  157  REAL BEER (859)            SUNSET
-GREEN KING 21-5183           26   9  0  152  REAL BEER (859)            SUNSET

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KNOS THE AXE 74-4394         24   5  1  146  BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1570)  DAYLA KIV
-A CHEERLEADER 45-1092        21  11  1  144  AVID FANS (199)            STORMCROWE
 SWEET REVENGE 8-5378         29   9  0  134  PEASANT REBELLION (1542)   ARKERS
-A BOMB IN A BULL 73-503      23  12  2  132  THE BULLS (255)            ERINIKA
-BEER KHAN 73-5755            29   6  2  125  MONGOL HORDE (1631)        ERINIKA
-KENNY CHESNEY 73-5517        22   6  1  124  SUE'S BIG BOYS (1635)      ERINIKA
-JACK O'LANTERN 47-2762       17   9  1  115  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 ETERNAL REST 72-8626         18   4  0  102  FEAR FACTORY 2 (1671)      DRAGONHEAD

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KING MIDAS 59-2770           44  60  1  100  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
 SOUTHPOINT 52-3492           20   4  0   93  OHIO (1286)                FRATSFA

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-TANK 30-5519                 22  21  3   90  LENPROS (189)              IAYE

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-SEPIA SQUID 11-8177          27   3  0   84  ANIMAL FARM (1095)         ARUAK CITY
 JOHNNY APPLESEED 59-2767     37  73  0   83  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
 PERISTYLIUM 71-7014          20  16  0   80  FEAR FACTORY 5 (1690)      KYR'TERR
-GREYHOUND BUS 11-8233        23   7  1   77  BULLDOGS (174)             ARUAK CITY
 JINX 47-7951                 32  32  1   71  TEAM TOONS (1500)          NORTH FORK
-RUDE DRIVER 72-7001          21   6  2   71  BASH BROS BUS (1662)       DRAGONHEAD
 WARLOCK 72-6137              22  31  5   69  OUTLAWS (1495)             DRAGONHEAD
 GARGLE SPEW 45-3902          18  13  1   69  EMETICS (1030)             STORMCROWE
-STONE TEMPLE PILOT 59-2755   18  14  0   68  CHAPEL ROCK (1108)         ILLIS
-FANTASTIC 82-40748           12  12  0   61  FEELINGS (1686)            DWES EG
-WISCONSIN 45-5079            14   8  1   56  BATTLE SHIPS (1670)        STORMCROWE
-NOT NEWS 72-7687             15   8  1   54  BASH BROS NEWS (1600)      DRAGONHEAD
 HAPPY 50-3399                16  17  1   44  STRANGE TUNES (1085)       SNOWBOUND
-RED SOX 71-6745              15   7  1   38  AL EAST (1683)             KYR'TERR

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

HUNTSMAN devastated HOPALONG CASSIDY in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
SUPERSIZE ME subdued HREIDMAR THE RED in a 2 minute melee.
G W BUSH was demolished by TAMMY FAYE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
UNCLE FESTER was devastated by VILLAINOUS INFORMER in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
KNOS THE AXE demolished ZORRO, THE GAY BLADE in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
SWEET REVENGE vanquished KING MIDAS in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
ETERNAL REST overpowered WARLOCK in a 1 minute gory mismatched brawl.
GARGLE SPEW slimly lost to JOHNNY APPLESEED in a action packed 5 minute melee.
PERISTYLIUM lost to SOUTHPOINT in a action packed 2 minute fight.
JINX vanquished HAPPY in a 1 minute one-sided fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       5         PARRY-STRIKE      18 -   3 -  0      86  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         TOTAL PARRY       18 -   6 -  0      75  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         WALL OF STEEL     37 -  16 -  0      70  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         AIMED BLOW        46 -  30 -  0      61  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         LUNGING ATTACK    56 -  41 -  0      58  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         SLASHING ATTACK   22 -  29 -  0      43  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         STRIKING ATTACK   18 -  24 -  0      43  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         BASHING ATTACK     7 -  10 -  0      41  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-LUNGE        8 -  15 -  0      35  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -   4 -  0      33  |

Turn 329 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  2         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  2         2  WALL OF STEEL  
AIMED BLOW         3 -  2     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  PARRY-STRIKE   
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  2     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                                                                1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  HUNTSMAN 7-5837            74  55  1  208 SENTINELS (1202)
AIMED BLOW       SUPERSIZE ME 47-8110       25  10  2  207 FAST FOOD (1355)
STRIKING ATTACK  TAMMY FAYE 39-3520         46 101  0  202 WITLESS WONDERS (1052)
PARRY-LUNGE      HOPALONG CASSIDY 72-7839   35  35  0  179 COWBOY CROONERS (1535)
PARRY-STRIKE     KNOS THE AXE 74-4394       24   5  1  146 BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1570)
TOTAL PARRY      JOHNNY APPLESEED 59-2767   37  73  0   83 TALL TALES (1335)
LUNGING ATTACK   PERISTYLIUM 71-7014        20  16  0   80 FEAR FACTORY 5 (1690)

The overall popularity leader is HUNTSMAN 7-5837.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was GARGLE SPEW 45-3902.  The ten other most popular fighters were PERISTYLIUM 
71-7014, JOHNNY APPLESEED 59-2767, SUPERSIZE ME 47-8110, SOUTHPOINT 52-3492, HUNTSMAN 
7-5837, HREIDMAR THE RED 10-6148, TAMMY FAYE 39-3520, JINX 47-7951, KNOS THE AXE 
74-4394, and SWEET REVENGE 8-5378.

The least popular fighter this week was HAPPY 50-3399.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were KING MIDAS 59-2770, G W BUSH 59-2764, WARLOCK 72-6137, UNCLE FESTER 
59-2768, HOPALONG CASSIDY 72-7839, ETERNAL REST 72-8626, SWEET REVENGE 8-5378, KNOS 
THE AXE 74-4394, JINX 47-7951, and TAMMY FAYE 39-3520.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
BONSUR(7)            1  0 0  STORMCROWE(45)       0  1 0  ILLIS(59)            1  3 0  
ARKERS(8)            1  0 0  NORTH FORK(47)       2  0 0  KYR'TERR(71)         0  1 0  
KOLACT(10)           0  1 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        0  1 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       1  2 0  
XOCHITHLAN(39)       1  0 0  FRATSFA(52)          1  0 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HUNTSMAN 7-5837             74  55  1  208  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
 SWEET REVENGE 8-5378        29   9  0  134  PEASANT REBELLION (1542)   ARKERS
 HREIDMAR THE RED 10-6148    41  22  0  190  VIKINGS (1208)             KOLACT
 TAMMY FAYE 39-3520          46 101  0  202  WITLESS WONDERS (1052)     XOCHITHLAN
 GARGLE SPEW 45-3902         18  13  1   69  EMETICS (1030)             STORMCROWE
 SUPERSIZE ME 47-8110        25  10  2  207  FAST FOOD (1355)           NORTH FORK
 HAPPY 50-3399               16  17  1   44  STRANGE TUNES (1085)       SNOWBOUND
 SOUTHPOINT 52-3492          20   4  0   93  OHIO (1286)                FRATSFA
 G W BUSH 59-2764            47  63  2  181  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
 PERISTYLIUM 71-7014         20  16  0   80  FEAR FACTORY 5 (1690)      KYR'TERR
 HOPALONG CASSIDY 72-7839    35  35  0  179  COWBOY CROONERS (1535)     DRAGONHEAD
 KNOS THE AXE 74-4394        24   5  1  146  BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1570)  DAYLA KIV