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Date : 12/04/2018 Duedate: 12/31/2018
CRYSALIS ARENA
DM 106 TURN 332
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 FAMOUS ARCH 78/1696 496 235 1 67.9 EMETICS 45/1030
2 FAST FOOD 47/1355 148 130 0 53.2 STRANGE TUNES 50/1085
3 VIKINGS 10/1208 402 424 5 48.7 WITLESS WONDERS 39/1052
SENTINELS 7/1202 7 TALL TALES 59/1335 112 196 2 36.4
PEASANT REBELLION 8/1542 8 OUTLAWS 72/1495 101 200 5 33.6
BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE 74/1570 9 ELVENDEN SH 84/1317 0 1 0 0.0
4 FEAR FACTOR 72/1671 133 140 2 48.7 10 LEGIONS OF 54/1695 0 1 0 0.0
FEAR FACTORY 5 71/1690 11-BASH BROS B 72/1694 0 1 0 0.0
5 TEAM TOONS 47/1500 39 51 0 43.3 BASH BROS REMOTE 72/1692
COWBOY CROONERS 72/1535 BASH BROS BROTHER 72/1693
6 OHIO 52/1286 158 243 0 39.4
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Well met and heya!
There were just 11 fights in Crysalis today, but they were some really good fights.
Nobody challenged. Nobody died. Two stand-ins stood in.
HUNTSMAN (7-5837) (76-55-1,243) of SENTINELS fought G W BUSH (59-2764) (48-64-2,181)
of TALL TALES. HUNTSMAN devastated G W BUSH in an action packed 1 minute mismatched
Title fight. So Huntsman is still the Tower Guardian and the most badass Slasher.
UNCLE FESTER (59-2768) (52-60-1,190) of TALL TALES fought ETERNAL REST (72-8626) (20-
4-0,176) of FEAR FACTORY 2. UNCLE FESTER handily defeated ETERNAL REST in a 1 minute
one-sided match. Not much to say about this one.
SUPERSIZE ME (47-8110) (25-12-2,192) of FAST FOOD fought HOPALONG CASSIDY (72-7839)
(35-37-0,161) of COWBOY CROONERS. SUPERSIZE ME was devastated by HOPALONG CASSIDY in
a 1 minute one-sided contest.
TAMMY FAYE (39-3520) (47-102-0,203) of WITLESS WONDERS fought HREIDMAR THE RED (10-
6148) (43-22-0,195) of VIKINGS. TAMMY FAYE was overpowered by HREIDMAR THE RED in a 1
minute mismatched match. Hreidmar is the Aimed Blow to beat, while Tammy Faye is the
Striker.
KNOS THE AXE (74-4394) (25-6-1,149) of BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE fought CHEATING MANAGER
(106-6) (0-0-0,130). KNOS THE AXE vanquished CHEATING MANAGER in an exciting 1 minute
mismatched fight. Knos is our best Parry-Strike.
SOUTHPOINT (52-3492) (21-5-0,113) of OHIO fought KING MIDAS (59-2770) (45-61-1,95) of
TALL TALES. SOUTHPOINT handily defeated KING MIDAS in a 1 minute uneven fight.
SWEET REVENGE (8-5378) (30-10-0,148) of PEASANT REBELLION fought JOHNNY APPLESEED (59-
2767) (39-73-0,98) of TALL TALES. SWEET REVENGE vanquished JOHNNY APPLESEED in an
action packed 2 minute uneven duel. Mr. Appleseed is the leading Total Parry, and
Sweet Revenge is this turn's favorite.
NO (84-15517) (14-8-2,52) of ELVENDEN SHIRE fought UNEMPLOYED PERSON (106-5) (0-0-
0,70). NO was vanquished by UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a popular 1 minute brutal one-sided
duel.
WARLOCK (72-6137) (24-31-5,76) of OUTLAWS fought PERISTYLIUM (71-7014) (21-17-0,85) of
FEAR FACTORY 5. WARLOCK was handily defeated by PERISTYLIUM in an exciting 1 minute
one-sided bout. Peristylum is top Lunter.
SYMGARA (54-3300) (15-10-3,58) of LEGIONS OF FATE fought GARGLE SPEW (45-3902) (18-15-
1,58) of EMETICS. SYMGARA was devastated by GARGLE SPEW in an exciting 1 minute
mismatched conflict.
HAPPY (50-3399) (16-19-1,39) of STRANGE TUNES fought JINX (47-7951) (33-33-1,80) of
TEAM TOONS. HAPPY was devastated by JINX in a 1 minute mismatched bout. Poor Happy
was voted this turn's least popular fighter.
And so it goes.
-- Olaf Modeen
THE TOWER GUARDIAN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HUNTSMAN 7-5837 77 55 1 249 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HREIDMAR THE RED 10-6148 44 22 0 209 VIKINGS (1208) KOLACT
UNCLE FESTER 59-2768 53 60 1 205 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
HOPALONG CASSIDY 72-7839 36 37 0 194 COWBOY CROONERS (1535) DRAGONHEAD
TAMMY FAYE 39-3520 47 103 0 193 WITLESS WONDERS (1052) XOCHITHLAN
G W BUSH 59-2764 48 65 2 182 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ETERNAL REST 72-8626 20 5 0 170 FEAR FACTORY 2 (1671) DRAGONHEAD
SUPERSIZE ME 47-8110 25 13 2 166 FAST FOOD (1355) NORTH FORK
KNOS THE AXE 74-4394 26 6 1 155 BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1570) DAYLA KIV
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SWEET REVENGE 8-5378 31 10 0 150 PEASANT REBELLION (1542) ARKERS
SOUTHPOINT 52-3492 22 5 0 118 OHIO (1286) FRATSFA
-GUTSAG BAKWORT 8-5500 30 21 0 111 BLOODY HAND CLAN (1587) ARKERS
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JOHNNY APPLESEED 59-2767 39 74 0 100 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
-MUNCHKIN 47-8432 28 15 0 99 LAND OF OZ (28) NORTH FORK
KING MIDAS 59-2770 45 62 1 94 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
PERISTYLIUM 71-7014 22 17 0 94 FEAR FACTORY 5 (1690) KYR'TERR
-LESS TASTE 72-7764 26 12 1 91 BASH BROS BEER (1694) DRAGONHEAD
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JINX 47-7951 34 33 1 82 TEAM TOONS (1500) NORTH FORK
-LEONA 30-5568 24 9 1 82 LENPROS (189) IAYE
-NOT THE REAL THING 72-7762 22 15 1 82 BASH BROS BEER (1694) DRAGONHEAD
GARGLE SPEW 45-3902 19 15 1 72 EMETICS (1030) STORMCROWE
-SWISS ALP 45-5098 19 11 3 71 INTERNATIONAL (1642) STORMCROWE
WARLOCK 72-6137 24 32 5 69 OUTLAWS (1495) DRAGONHEAD
-DOESN'T SLEEP 39-4182 18 9 0 63 BASH BROS BABY (1638) XOCHITHLAN
-MAKESMELOOKBAD 72-8052 18 6 1 61 BASH BROS BROTHER (1693) DRAGONHEAD
-NIKE 83-482 15 13 3 61 WETWORKS (1667) TELORINTHE
-KATNISS 78-3323 18 3 0 57 FAMOUS ARCHERS (1696) LIN TIRIAN
-GHOST PEPPER 47-8722 18 3 0 57 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (1556) NORTH FORK
-GOLD FINGER 11-8267 17 5 0 56 COLORIFIC (1050) ARUAK CITY
-SIRIUS 4-7246 16 4 1 53 POTTERY WORLD (1681) JHELUM
SYMGARA 54-3300 15 11 3 49 LEGIONS OF FATE (1695) TROCAR
NO 84-15517 14 9 2 47 ELVENDEN SHIRE (1317) BLACKSTONE
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HAPPY 50-3399 16 20 1 39 STRANGE TUNES (1085) SNOWBOUND
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Well done, OAB. Well done. GREAT DM Column! -- The Consortium
Good luck to all in The King Of Primus competition. -- The Consrtium
P.S. Except maybe for Crip, whom I must sadly battle first.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
HUNTSMAN devastated G W BUSH in a action packed 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
UNCLE FESTER handily defeated ETERNAL REST in a 1 minute one-sided match.
SUPERSIZE ME was devastated by HOPALONG CASSIDY in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
TAMMY FAYE was overpowered by HREIDMAR THE RED in a 1 minute mismatched match.
KNOS THE AXE vanquished CHEATING MANAGER in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
SOUTHPOINT handily defeated KING MIDAS in a 1 minute uneven fight.
SWEET REVENGE vanquished JOHNNY APPLESEED in a action packed 2 minute uneven duel.
NO was vanquished by UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a popular 1 minute brutal one-sided duel.
WARLOCK was handily defeated by PERISTYLIUM in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
SYMGARA was devastated by GARGLE SPEW in a exciting 1 minute mismatched conflict.
HAPPY was devastated by JINX in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 5 TOTAL PARRY 15 - 5 - 0 75 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 PARRY-STRIKE 14 - 5 - 0 74 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 WALL OF STEEL 31 - 13 - 0 70 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 LUNGING ATTACK 51 - 38 - 0 57 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 AIMED BLOW 43 - 34 - 0 56 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 SLASHING ATTACK 26 - 25 - 0 51 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 STRIKING ATTACK 23 - 25 - 0 48 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 BASHING ATTACK 5 - 6 - 0 45 |
|BASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 4 - 0 33 |
|WALL OF STEEL 0 PARRY-LUNGE 8 - 17 - 0 32 |
Turn 332 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 3 4 AIMED BLOW
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 3 STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 3 - 2 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 2 SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 1 1 PARRY-LUNGE
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0 1 PARRY-STRIKE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
SLASHING ATTACK HUNTSMAN 7-5837 77 55 1 249 SENTINELS (1202)
AIMED BLOW HREIDMAR THE RED 10-6148 44 22 0 209 VIKINGS (1208)
PARRY-LUNGE HOPALONG CASSIDY 72-7839 36 37 0 194 COWBOY CROONERS (1535)
STRIKING ATTACK TAMMY FAYE 39-3520 47 103 0 193 WITLESS WONDERS (1052)
PARRY-STRIKE KNOS THE AXE 74-4394 26 6 1 155 BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1570)
TOTAL PARRY JOHNNY APPLESEED 59-2767 39 74 0 100 TALL TALES (1335)
LUNGING ATTACK PERISTYLIUM 71-7014 22 17 0 94 FEAR FACTORY 5 (1690)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
The overall popularity leader is HUNTSMAN 7-5837. The most popular warrior this turn
was SWEET REVENGE 8-5378. The ten other most popular fighters were HUNTSMAN 7-5837,
GARGLE SPEW 45-3902, UNCLE FESTER 59-2768, KNOS THE AXE 74-4394, PERISTYLIUM 71-7014,
HREIDMAR THE RED 10-6148, ETERNAL REST 72-8626, HOPALONG CASSIDY 72-7839, SOUTHPOINT
52-3492, and JOHNNY APPLESEED 59-2767.
The least popular fighter this week was HAPPY 50-3399. The other ten least popular
fighters were SYMGARA 54-3300, WARLOCK 72-6137, KING MIDAS 59-2770, SUPERSIZE ME
47-8110, NO 84-15517, TAMMY FAYE 39-3520, G W BUSH 59-2764, JINX 47-7951, JOHNNY
APPLESEED 59-2767, and SOUTHPOINT 52-3492.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
BONSUR(7) 1 0 0 NORTH FORK(47) 1 1 0 KYR'TERR(71) 1 0 0
ARKERS(8) 1 0 0 SNOWBOUND(50) 0 1 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 1 2 0
KOLACT(10) 1 0 0 FRATSFA(52) 1 0 0 DAYLA KIV(74) 1 0 0
XOCHITHLAN(39) 0 1 0 TROCAR(54) 0 1 0 BLACKSTONE(84) 0 1 0
STORMCROWE(45) 1 0 0 ILLIS(59) 1 3 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HUNTSMAN 7-5837 77 55 1 249 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
SWEET REVENGE 8-5378 31 10 0 150 PEASANT REBELLION (1542) ARKERS
HREIDMAR THE RED 10-6148 44 22 0 209 VIKINGS (1208) KOLACT
TAMMY FAYE 39-3520 47 103 0 193 WITLESS WONDERS (1052) XOCHITHLAN
GARGLE SPEW 45-3902 19 15 1 72 EMETICS (1030) STORMCROWE
SUPERSIZE ME 47-8110 25 13 2 166 FAST FOOD (1355) NORTH FORK
HAPPY 50-3399 16 20 1 39 STRANGE TUNES (1085) SNOWBOUND
SOUTHPOINT 52-3492 22 5 0 118 OHIO (1286) FRATSFA
SYMGARA 54-3300 15 11 3 49 LEGIONS OF FATE (1695) TROCAR
UNCLE FESTER 59-2768 53 60 1 205 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
PERISTYLIUM 71-7014 22 17 0 94 FEAR FACTORY 5 (1690) KYR'TERR
HOPALONG CASSIDY 72-7839 36 37 0 194 COWBOY CROONERS (1535) DRAGONHEAD
KNOS THE AXE 74-4394 26 6 1 155 BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1570) DAYLA KIV
NO 84-15517 14 9 2 47 ELVENDEN SHIRE (1317) BLACKSTONE
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