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Date   : 01/01/2019    Duedate: 01/28/2019

CRYSALIS ARENA

DM 106    TURN 333

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 FAMOUS ARCH 78/1696  496  235   1 67.9      SPROUT OF IT 9/1699
    SEMI-WORTHLESS 84/1698                      CON + INSULT 32/1704
  2 FAST FOOD 47/1355    148  131   0 53.0      HOUSE JHEREG 35/1705
  3 VIKINGS 10/1208      406  425   5 48.9      LYRIC LEGENDS 30/1702
    SENTINELS 7/1202                            SUHT YOURSELF 84/1707
    PEASANT REBELLION 8/1542                    TAKE THE FIFTH 13/1700
    PHANTOM REGIMENT 20/1710                    CRACKED REAR VIEW 21/1701
    BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE 74/1570                9 OHIO 52/1286         159  246   0 39.3
  4 FEAR FACTOR 72/1671  134  142   2 48.6      EMETICS 45/1030
    FEAR FACTORY 5 71/1690                      STRANGE TUNES 50/1085
    FEAR FACTORY 12 71/1713                     WITLESS WONDERS 39/1052
  5 THE DELIRIU 32/1703   83   95   0 46.6   10 ISIS 84/1709          14   22   1 38.9
  6 BOOK OF THOM 8/1714  131  153   2 46.1   11 TALL TALES 59/1335   114  198   2 36.5
  7 TEAM TOONS 47/1500    41   51   0 44.6   12 OUTLAWS 72/1495      102  200   5 33.8
    COWBOY CROONERS 72/1535                  13 LEGIONS OF  54/1695    0    2   0  0.0
  8 LAW DOGS 45/1697       3    4   0 42.9   14-BASH BROS B 72/1694    0    1   0  0.0
    DOLI CAPAX 43/1706

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Heya!

I hope you all had a good holiday season.  Now we're in for winter, bleh!

Today there were twelve fights, no challenges, no avoids, and no deaths.

He's still our Tower Guardian, top Slasher, and overall popularity leader.  HUNTSMAN 
(7-5837) (77-55-1,249) of SENTINELS fought UNCLE FESTER (59-2768) (53-60-1,205) of 
TALL TALES.  HUNTSMAN devastated UNCLE FESTER in an action packed 1 minute mismatched 
Title fight.

BALDASSARE (7-6003) (59-53-0,210) of SENTINELS fought SUPERSIZE ME (47-8110) (25-13-
2,166) of FAST FOOD.  BALDASSARE demolished SUPERSIZE ME in a popular 1 minute one-
sided melee.  Baldy is top Parry-Strike.

G W BUSH (59-2764) (48-65-2,182) of TALL TALES fought HOPALONG CASSIDY (72-7839) (36-
37-0,194) of COWBOY CROONERS.  G W BUSH was vanquished by HOPALONG CASSIDY in a 
popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.  Hoppy is top Parry-Lunge even though he can't sing 
a note.

TAMMY FAYE (39-3520) (47-103-0,193) of WITLESS WONDERS fought HREIDMAR THE RED (10-
6148) (44-22-0,209) of VIKINGS.  TAMMY FAYE was defeated by HREIDMAR THE RED in a 2 
minute match.  Tammy Faye is top Striker.  Hreidmar is our top Aimed Blow.

KNOS THE AXE (74-4394) (26-6-1,155) of BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE fought SOUTHPOINT (52-3492) 
(22-5-0,118) of OHIO. KNOS THE AXE was bested by SOUTHPOINT in an action packed 1 
minute brawl.  No stylemasters in this one.

This was our only stand-in fight.  ETERNAL REST (72-8626) (20-5-0,170) of FEAR FACTORY 
2 fought VILLAINOUS INFORMER (106-23) (0-0-0,181).  ETERNAL REST was overpowered by 
VILLAINOUS INFORMER in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.

SWEET REVENGE (8-5378) (31-10-0,150) of PEASANT REBELLION fought PERISTYLIUM (71-7014) 
(22-17-0,94) of FEAR FACTORY 5.  SWEET REVENGE handily defeated PERISTYLIUM in a 1 
minute uneven fight.  Despite losing this one, Peristylum is top Lunger.

JOHNNY APPLESEED (59-2767) (39-74-0,100) of TALL TALES fought GARGLE SPEW (45-3902) 
(19-15-1,72) of EMETICS.  JOHNNY APPLESEED won victory over GARGLE SPEW in an action 
packed 4 minute duel.  Appleseed is our best TP and Gargle Spew was voted this turn's 
favorite.

KING MIDAS (59-2770) (45-62-1,94) of TALL TALES fought ERNA (35-4801) (24-12-2,86) of 
HOUSE JHEREG.  KING MIDAS overpowered ERNA in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.

LOFTIS (35-4571) (15-8-0,53) of HOUSE JHEREG fought SUFFOCATING SIGHT (71-6978) (19-
20-0,77) of FEAR FACTORY 12.  LOFTIS was luckily beaten by SUFFOCATING SIGHT in an 
action packed 1 minute match.

WARLOCK (72-6137) (24-32-5,69) of OUTLAWS fought SYMGARA (54-3300) (15-11-3,49) of 
LEGIONS OF FATE.  WARLOCK overpowered SYMGARA in an exciting 1 minute bloody one-sided 
fight.

HAPPY (50-3399) (16-20-1,39) of STRANGE TUNES fought JINX (47-7951) (34-33-1,82) of 
TEAM TOONS.  HAPPY was handily defeated by JINX in a 1 minute one-sided contest.  
Happy was voted this turn's least favorite fighter.  Sorry, guy.

As Snide Clemens said, "Paste this one in your scrapbook, you'll need the kindling 
come this winter."  Sound advice.  And that's all.

                                            -- Olaf Modeen

THE TOWER GUARDIAN             W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HUNTSMAN 7-5837              78  55  1  260  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BALDASSARE 7-6003            60  53  0  218  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
 HREIDMAR THE RED 10-6148     45  22  0  213  VIKINGS (1208)             KOLACT

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HOPALONG CASSIDY 72-7839     37  37  0  202  COWBOY CROONERS (1535)     DRAGONHEAD
-FAT LIP 52-3791              31  36  1  201  OTTO'S PARTS (664)         FRATSFA
 UNCLE FESTER 59-2768         53  61  1  196  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
 TAMMY FAYE 39-3520           47 104  0  196  WITLESS WONDERS (1052)     XOCHITHLAN

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 G W BUSH 59-2764             48  66  2  175  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
 SUPERSIZE ME 47-8110         25  14  2  167  FAST FOOD (1355)           NORTH FORK
 ETERNAL REST 72-8626         20   6  0  163  FEAR FACTORY 2 (1671)      DRAGONHEAD
 SWEET REVENGE 8-5378         32  10  0  152  PEASANT REBELLION (1542)   ARKERS
 SOUTHPOINT 52-3492           23   5  0  152  OHIO (1286)                FRATSFA

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KNOS THE AXE 74-4394         26   7  1  137  BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1570)  DAYLA KIV
 KING MIDAS 59-2770           46  62  1  109  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
 JOHNNY APPLESEED 59-2767     40  74  0  103  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
-ONE TOUCH 26-5285            25  26  1  102  WARCKERS (424)             CALEAM

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PERISTYLIUM 71-7014          22  18  0  100  FEAR FACTORY 5 (1690)      KYR'TERR

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-LESS TASTE 72-7764           26  12  1   91  BASH BROS BEER (1694)      DRAGONHEAD

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JINX 47-7951                 35  33  1   84  TEAM TOONS (1500)          NORTH FORK
-ROSE 30-5543                 22  17  0   83  LENPROS (189)              IAYE
 SUFFOCATING SIGHT 71-6978    20  20  0   81  FEAR FACTORY 12 (1713)     KYR'TERR
 ERNA 35-4801                 24  13  2   78  HOUSE JHEREG (1705)        MURSKA
 WARLOCK 72-6137              25  32  5   77  OUTLAWS (1495)             DRAGONHEAD
 GARGLE SPEW 45-3902          19  16  1   77  EMETICS (1030)             STORMCROWE
-KRAFT PAPER 43-5174          20  15  0   75  DOLI CAPAX (1706)          VEASTIAN
-METHOD TO SADNESS 29-6219    20  12  1   73  ALMOST EXACTLY (1652)      LAPUR
-DOG CHOW 11-8254             20   7  3   70  BULLDOGS (174)             ARUAK CITY
-GROUND SHEET 8-3725          18  12  2   68  BOOK OF THOMAS (1714)      ARKERS
-URANUS 28-5025               14  19  2   63  PLANETS (1419)             MORYA
-GROUNDSWELL 21-8933          18   4  0   58  NOMADIC TRIBE (1219)       SUNSET
-KATNISS 78-3323              18   3  0   57  FAMOUS ARCHERS (1696)      LIN TIRIAN
-BONDS 84-30305               17   3  0   54  SEMI-WORTHLESS (1698)      BLACKSTONE
 LOFTIS 35-4571               15   9  0   54  HOUSE JHEREG (1705)        MURSKA
 SYMGARA 54-3300              15  12  3   44  LEGIONS OF FATE (1695)     TROCAR
 HAPPY 50-3399                16  21  1   41  STRANGE TUNES (1085)       SNOWBOUND

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

HUNTSMAN devastated UNCLE FESTER in a action packed 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
BALDASSARE demolished SUPERSIZE ME in a popular 1 minute one-sided melee.
G W BUSH was vanquished by HOPALONG CASSIDY in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
TAMMY FAYE was defeated by HREIDMAR THE RED in a 2 minute match.
KNOS THE AXE was bested by SOUTHPOINT in a action packed 1 minute brawl.
ETERNAL REST was overpowered by VILLAINOUS INFORMER in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
SWEET REVENGE handily defeated PERISTYLIUM in a 1 minute uneven fight.
JOHNNY APPLESEED won victory over GARGLE SPEW in a action packed 4 minute duel.
KING MIDAS overpowered ERNA in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
LOFTIS was luckily beaten by SUFFOCATING SIGHT in a action packed 1 minute match.
WARLOCK overpowered SYMGARA in a exciting 1 minute bloody one-sided fight.
HAPPY was handily defeated by JINX in a 1 minute one-sided contest.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       5         TOTAL PARRY       15 -   5 -  0      75  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         PARRY-STRIKE      13 -   5 -  0      72  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         WALL OF STEEL     28 -  13 -  0      68  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         AIMED BLOW        44 -  33 -  0      57  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         LUNGING ATTACK    48 -  37 -  0      56  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         SLASHING ATTACK   26 -  24 -  0      52  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         BASHING ATTACK     4 -   4 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         STRIKING ATTACK   22 -  29 -  0      43  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-LUNGE        9 -  17 -  0      35  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -   4 -  0      33  |

Turn 333 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         4 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         4  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  5         3  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         2  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  2                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  HUNTSMAN 7-5837            78  55  1  260 SENTINELS (1202)
PARRY-STRIKE     BALDASSARE 7-6003          60  53  0  218 SENTINELS (1202)
AIMED BLOW       HREIDMAR THE RED 10-6148   45  22  0  213 VIKINGS (1208)
PARRY-LUNGE      HOPALONG CASSIDY 72-7839   37  37  0  202 COWBOY CROONERS (1535)
STRIKING ATTACK  TAMMY FAYE 39-3520         47 104  0  196 WITLESS WONDERS (1052)
TOTAL PARRY      JOHNNY APPLESEED 59-2767   40  74  0  103 TALL TALES (1335)
LUNGING ATTACK   PERISTYLIUM 71-7014        22  18  0  100 FEAR FACTORY 5 (1690)

The overall popularity leader is HUNTSMAN 7-5837.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was GARGLE SPEW 45-3902.  The ten other most popular fighters were JOHNNY APPLESEED 
59-2767, HUNTSMAN 7-5837, BALDASSARE 7-6003, HREIDMAR THE RED 10-6148, SUFFOCATING 
SIGHT 71-6978, HOPALONG CASSIDY 72-7839, KNOS THE AXE 74-4394, KING MIDAS 59-2770, 
WARLOCK 72-6137, and TAMMY FAYE 39-3520.

The least popular fighter this week was HAPPY 50-3399.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were PERISTYLIUM 71-7014, SYMGARA 54-3300, LOFTIS 35-4571, ERNA 35-4801, 
ETERNAL REST 72-8626, SOUTHPOINT 52-3492, G W BUSH 59-2764, SUPERSIZE ME 47-8110, 
UNCLE FESTER 59-2768, and JINX 47-7951.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
BONSUR(7)            2  0 0  STORMCROWE(45)       0  1 0  ILLIS(59)            2  2 0  
ARKERS(8)            1  0 0  NORTH FORK(47)       1  1 0  KYR'TERR(71)         1  1 0  
KOLACT(10)           1  0 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        0  1 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       2  1 0  
MURSKA(35)           0  2 0  FRATSFA(52)          1  0 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        0  1 0  
XOCHITHLAN(39)       0  1 0  TROCAR(54)           0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HUNTSMAN 7-5837             78  55  1  260  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
 SWEET REVENGE 8-5378        32  10  0  152  PEASANT REBELLION (1542)   ARKERS
 HREIDMAR THE RED 10-6148    45  22  0  213  VIKINGS (1208)             KOLACT
 ERNA 35-4801                24  13  2   78  HOUSE JHEREG (1705)        MURSKA
 TAMMY FAYE 39-3520          47 104  0  196  WITLESS WONDERS (1052)     XOCHITHLAN
 GARGLE SPEW 45-3902         19  16  1   77  EMETICS (1030)             STORMCROWE
 SUPERSIZE ME 47-8110        25  14  2  167  FAST FOOD (1355)           NORTH FORK
 HAPPY 50-3399               16  21  1   41  STRANGE TUNES (1085)       SNOWBOUND
 SOUTHPOINT 52-3492          23   5  0  152  OHIO (1286)                FRATSFA
 SYMGARA 54-3300             15  12  3   44  LEGIONS OF FATE (1695)     TROCAR
 UNCLE FESTER 59-2768        53  61  1  196  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
 PERISTYLIUM 71-7014         22  18  0  100  FEAR FACTORY 5 (1690)      KYR'TERR
 HOPALONG CASSIDY 72-7839    37  37  0  202  COWBOY CROONERS (1535)     DRAGONHEAD
 KNOS THE AXE 74-4394        26   7  1  137  BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1570)  DAYLA KIV

                        WINTER FACE-TO-FACE IN SUNNY ARIZONA!

Our next winter FTF will be held in Tempe, Arizona, January 18-20, 2019.  It will be 
held at our usual Embassy Suites Hotel in Tempe, Arizona (480-897-7444).  Room rates 
remain $149.00 per night, 1-2 occupancy, which includes full cooked breakfast, 
complimentary manager's reception, free airport shuttle, free parking and free high 
speed internet.  There's a fitness center, jacuzzi, and pool.  The rooms are blocked--
the code is "REA."  

       The official block cutoff is December 21 so make your reservations ASAP!
             The hotel reservation site is:  http://tinyurl.com/ybszwwgz 
       This is prime season for Phoenix and the hotel tends to fill up quickly.  

Look for the tournament info sheet and minioverviews some time in December.  We hope 
you're all looking forward to it and that we will see you there!