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Date : 05/21/2019 Duedate: 06/17/2019
CRYSALIS ARENA
DM 106 TURN 338
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 CREDIT 56/1731 497 236 1 67.8 HERO BLUES 84/1735
NOFTF-1 85/1739 XCOM ALPHA 40/1727
Q-SCHOOL 84/1729 THAT'S RIGHT 84/1736
YUCKY YELLOW 82/1738 STRIKER FORCE 62/1524
LITTLE THINGS 82/1726 9 OHIO 52/1286 168 257 0 39.5
2 FAST FOOD 47/1355 150 134 0 52.8 EMETICS 45/1030
3 DARQUE FORC 13/1733 123 111 1 52.6 STRANGE TUNES 50/1085
4 VIKINGS 10/1208 437 432 5 50.3 WITLESS WONDERS 39/1052
SENTINELS 7/1202 10-HOUSE JHERE 35/1705 4 7 0 36.4
PEASANT REBELLION 8/1542 11 TALL TALES 59/1335 120 212 3 36.1
PHANTOM REGIMENT 20/1710 12 RUBBER SOUL 47/1737 4 8 0 33.3
BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE 74/1570 13-DEAD LEGEND 21/1711 1 2 0 33.3
5 FEAR FACTOR 72/1671 140 151 2 48.1 EMPYREAN COUNCIL 25/1712
FEAR FACTORY 5 71/1690 14 LEGIONS OF 54/1695 1 6 0 14.3
FEAR FACTORY 12 71/1713 15 AMBER 52/1732 1 0 0 100
6 HOME LIFE 71/1657 131 154 2 46.0 16-BASH BROS F 72/1728 0 2 0 0.0
7 TEAM TOONS 47/1500 46 56 0 45.1 BASH BROS BROTHER 72/1693
COWBOY CROONERS 72/1535 17-RED AVENGER 29/1724 0 1 0 0.0
8 NEVERMIND 84/1734 17 25 1 40.5
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Here we are again!
There were thirteen fights today, no challenges, a few avoids, and no deaths. And
it's nice to see that there were no stand-ins required.
Watch Out! was avoided by Yucky Yellow.
Here's the Title fight. Baldassare is our new Tower Guardian, also top Parry-Strike.
BALDASSARE (7-6003) (64-53-0,251) of SENTINELS fought SOUTHPOINT (52-3492) (26-6-
0,183) of OHIO. BALDASSARE devastated SOUTHPOINT in an action packed 1 minute
mismatched Title fight.
HREIDMAR THE RED (10-6148) (49-22-0,249) of VIKINGS fought UNCLE FESTER (59-2768) (53-
65-1,190) of TALL TALES. HREIDMAR THE RED demolished UNCLE FESTER in a 1 minute one-
sided melee. Poor Uncle Fester was least popular this turn, but he is also the
leading Slasher. Hreidmar is top Aimed Blow.
Tammy Faye is both overall popularity leader and this turn's favorite. TAMMY FAYE
(39-3520) (47-108-0,185) of WITLESS WONDERS fought SWEET REVENGE (8-5378) (36-10-
0,201) of PEASANT REBELLION. TAMMY FAYE savagely defeated SWEET REVENGE in a crowd
pleasing 5 minute bloody duel. She is also top Striker.
HAGAR BLUETOOTH (10-5850) (58-46-1,202) of VIKINGS fought JOHNNY APPLESEED (59-2767)
(42-76-1,151) of TALL TALES. HAGAR BLUETOOTH overpowered JOHNNY APPLESEED in a 3
minute one-sided fight. Bluetooth is top Wall of Steel; Appleseed is top TP.
HOPALONG CASSIDY (72-7839) (37-41-0,190) of COWBOY CROONERS fought KNOS THE AXE (74-
4394) (30-7-1,180) of BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE. HOPALONG CASSIDY vanquished KNOS THE AXE in
an exciting 1 minute mismatched fight. Hoppy is our best Parry-Lunge.
ETERNAL REST (72-8626) (21-9-0,160) of FEAR FACTORY 2 fought KING MIDAS (59-2770) (48-
64-1,168) of TALL TALES. ETERNAL REST was bested by KING MIDAS in a popular 1 minute
competition.
G W BUSH (59-2764) (48-70-2,168) of TALL TALES fought PERISTYLIUM (71-7014) (24-20-
0,144) of FEAR FACTORY 5. G W BUSH overcame PERISTYLIUM in an action packed 2 minute
melee. Peristylium is our best Lunger.
STAY PUFT (20-144) (22-11-1,124) of PHANTOM REGIMENT fought SUPERSIZE ME (47-8110)
(26-17-2,149) of FAST FOOD. STAY PUFT was vanquished by SUPERSIZE ME in an action
packed 1 minute one-sided duel.
GARGLE SPEW (45-3902) (21-18-1,100) of EMETICS fought SIGMUNDR (10-6525) (27-14-1,66)
of VIKINGS. GARGLE SPEW vanquished SIGMUNDR in an exciting 3 minute one-sided fight.
SAINT (85-14976) (14-2-0,44) of NOFTF-1 fought THE WORD (47-9590) (15-6-0,51) of
RUBBER SOUL 6. SAINT was handily defeated by THE WORD in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
LEMON (82-50224) (12-8-0,44) of YUCKY YELLOW fought PUPPY LOVE (71-7276) (20-8-1,69)
of HOME LIFE. LEMON narrowly defeated PUPPY LOVE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bloody
match.
SUFFOCATING SIGHT (71-6978) (23-21-0,58) of FEAR FACTORY 12 fought JINX (47-7951) (38-
34-1,84) of TEAM TOONS. SUFFOCATING SIGHT was devastated by JINX in a 1 minute one-
sided battle.
SYMGARA (54-3300) (15-16-3,31) of LEGIONS OF FATE fought HAPPY (50-3399) (18-23-1,57)
of STRANGE TUNES. SYMGARA beat HAPPY in a 1 minute conflict.
Is it true that a notched sword sings the sweetest? I intend to find out. Anyone
with a notched sword, please bring it to my office to be tested. Thanks.
Olaf Modeen
THE TOWER GUARDIAN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BALDASSARE 7-6003 65 53 0 268 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HREIDMAR THE RED 10-6148 50 22 0 257 VIKINGS (1208) KOLACT
TAMMY FAYE 39-3520 48 108 0 214 WITLESS WONDERS (1052) XOCHITHLAN
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HOPALONG CASSIDY 72-7839 38 41 0 210 COWBOY CROONERS (1535) DRAGONHEAD
HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850 59 46 1 204 VIKINGS (1208) KOLACT
UNCLE FESTER 59-2768 53 66 1 190 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
SWEET REVENGE 8-5378 36 11 0 190 PEASANT REBELLION (1542) ARKERS
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SOUTHPOINT 52-3492 26 7 0 180 OHIO (1286) FRATSFA
KING MIDAS 59-2770 49 64 1 178 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
KNOS THE AXE 74-4394 30 8 1 173 BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1570) DAYLA KIV
G W BUSH 59-2764 49 70 2 172 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
SUPERSIZE ME 47-8110 27 17 2 160 FAST FOOD (1355) NORTH FORK
ETERNAL REST 72-8626 21 10 0 158 FEAR FACTORY 2 (1671) DRAGONHEAD
JOHNNY APPLESEED 59-2767 42 77 1 157 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
PERISTYLIUM 71-7014 24 21 0 148 FEAR FACTORY 5 (1690) KYR'TERR
STAY PUFT 20-144 22 12 1 123 PHANTOM REGIMENT (1710) SEAM
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GARGLE SPEW 45-3902 22 18 1 111 EMETICS (1030) STORMCROWE
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-RECYCLE OVERFLOW 33-8911 20 34 0 94 BRASH BROS XMAS (1558) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JINX 47-7951 39 34 1 89 TEAM TOONS (1500) NORTH FORK
-POUTINE 47-8769 23 18 2 89 FAST FOOD (1355) NORTH FORK
-RIFLE 40-4814 23 6 8 82 XCOM ALPHA (1727) ZENSU
LEMON 82-50224 13 8 0 71 YUCKY YELLOW (1738) DWES EG
-MOLDY 72-7930 20 9 0 69 BASH BROS FRUIT (1728) DRAGONHEAD
SIGMUNDR 10-6525 27 15 1 66 VIKINGS (1208) KOLACT
THE WORD 47-9590 16 6 0 65 RUBBER SOUL 6 (1737) NORTH FORK
-'ACKY GIT 8-5814 16 7 2 57 BLOODY HAND CLAN (1587) ARKERS
SUFFOCATING SIGHT 71-6978 23 22 0 56 FEAR FACTORY 12 (1713) KYR'TERR
-MACSKA 35-4834 15 9 2 56 HOUSE JHEREG (1705) MURSKA
-QUAGMIRE 84-6998 16 7 0 55 Q-SCHOOL (1729) BLACKSTONE
PUPPY LOVE 71-7276 20 9 1 53 HOME LIFE (1657) KYR'TERR
-STRUCK 62-5002 16 12 1 52 STRIKER FORCE (1524) VALAMANTIS
-SHADOW DJINN 15-5705 15 6 0 51 SHADOW BRIGADE (1730) MALCORN
SYMGARA 54-3300 16 16 3 49 LEGIONS OF FATE (1695) TROCAR
-BRAVO 29-6239 14 8 1 48 RED AVENGERS (1724) LAPUR
HAPPY 50-3399 18 24 1 39 STRANGE TUNES (1085) SNOWBOUND
SAINT 85-14976 14 3 0 39 NOFTF-1 (1739) JASPER GULCH
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
BALDASSARE devastated SOUTHPOINT in a action packed 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
HREIDMAR THE RED demolished UNCLE FESTER in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
TAMMY FAYE savagely defeated SWEET REVENGE in a crowd pleasing 5 minute bloody duel.
HAGAR BLUETOOTH overpowered JOHNNY APPLESEED in a 3 minute one-sided fight.
HOPALONG CASSIDY vanquished KNOS THE AXE in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
ETERNAL REST was bested by KING MIDAS in a popular 1 minute competition.
G W BUSH overcame PERISTYLIUM in a action packed 2 minute melee.
STAY PUFT was vanquished by SUPERSIZE ME in a action packed 1 minute one-sided duel.
GARGLE SPEW vanquished SIGMUNDR in a exciting 3 minute one-sided fight.
SAINT was handily defeated by THE WORD in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
LEMON narrowly defeated PUPPY LOVE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bloody match.
SUFFOCATING SIGHT was devastated by JINX in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
SYMGARA beat HAPPY in a 1 minute conflict.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 8 PARRY-STRIKE 16 - 6 - 0 73 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 6 WALL OF STEEL 4 - 2 - 0 67 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 AIMED BLOW 38 - 23 - 0 62 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 3 SLASHING ATTACK 14 - 10 - 0 58 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 TOTAL PARRY 6 - 5 - 1 55 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 LUNGING ATTACK 17 - 16 - 0 52 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 STRIKING ATTACK 16 - 35 - 0 31 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 PARRY-LUNGE 5 - 16 - 0 24 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|BASHING ATTACK 0 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 338 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 2 4 AIMED BLOW
STRIKING ATTACK 4 - 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 PARRY-STRIKE
AIMED BLOW 4 - 4 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 2 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 PARRY-LUNGE
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 2 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-STRIKE BALDASSARE 7-6003 65 53 0 268 SENTINELS (1202)
AIMED BLOW HREIDMAR THE RED 10-6148 50 22 0 257 VIKINGS (1208)
STRIKING ATTACK TAMMY FAYE 39-3520 48 108 0 214 WITLESS WONDERS (1052)
PARRY-LUNGE HOPALONG CASSIDY 72-7839 38 41 0 210 COWBOY CROONERS (1535)
WALL OF STEEL HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850 59 46 1 204 VIKINGS (1208)
SLASHING ATTACK UNCLE FESTER 59-2768 53 66 1 190 TALL TALES (1335)
TOTAL PARRY JOHNNY APPLESEED 59-2767 42 77 1 157 TALL TALES (1335)
LUNGING ATTACK PERISTYLIUM 71-7014 24 21 0 148 FEAR FACTORY 5 (1690)
The overall popularity leader is TAMMY FAYE 39-3520. The most popular warrior this
turn was TAMMY FAYE 39-3520. The ten other most popular fighters were GARGLE SPEW
45-3902, HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850, G W BUSH 59-2764, LEMON 82--15312, SWEET REVENGE
8-5378, PERISTYLIUM 71-7014, BALDASSARE 7-6003, JOHNNY APPLESEED 59-2767, HREIDMAR
THE RED 10-6148, and HOPALONG CASSIDY 72-7839.
The least popular fighter this week was UNCLE FESTER 59-2768. The other ten least
popular fighters were HAPPY 50-3399, SUFFOCATING SIGHT 71-6978, SAINT 85-14976, STAY
PUFT 20-144, KNOS THE AXE 74-4394, SOUTHPOINT 52-3492, SYMGARA 54-3300, THE WORD
47-9590, SIGMUNDR 10-6525, and JINX 47-7951.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
BONSUR(7) 1 0 0 NORTH FORK(47) 3 0 0 KYR'TERR(71) 0 3 0
ARKERS(8) 0 1 0 SNOWBOUND(50) 0 1 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 1 1 0
KOLACT(10) 2 1 0 FRATSFA(52) 0 1 0 DAYLA KIV(74) 0 1 0
SEAM(20) 0 1 0 TROCAR(54) 1 0 0 DWES EG(82) 1 0 0
XOCHITHLAN(39) 1 0 0 ILLIS(59) 2 2 0 JASPER GULCH(85) 0 1 0
STORMCROWE(45) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BALDASSARE 7-6003 65 53 0 268 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
SWEET REVENGE 8-5378 36 11 0 190 PEASANT REBELLION (1542) ARKERS
HREIDMAR THE RED 10-6148 50 22 0 257 VIKINGS (1208) KOLACT
STAY PUFT 20-144 22 12 1 123 PHANTOM REGIMENT (1710) SEAM
TAMMY FAYE 39-3520 48 108 0 214 WITLESS WONDERS (1052) XOCHITHLAN
GARGLE SPEW 45-3902 22 18 1 111 EMETICS (1030) STORMCROWE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SUPERSIZE ME 47-8110 27 17 2 160 FAST FOOD (1355) NORTH FORK
HAPPY 50-3399 18 24 1 39 STRANGE TUNES (1085) SNOWBOUND
SOUTHPOINT 52-3492 26 7 0 180 OHIO (1286) FRATSFA
SYMGARA 54-3300 16 16 3 49 LEGIONS OF FATE (1695) TROCAR
UNCLE FESTER 59-2768 53 66 1 190 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
PERISTYLIUM 71-7014 24 21 0 148 FEAR FACTORY 5 (1690) KYR'TERR
HOPALONG CASSIDY 72-7839 38 41 0 210 COWBOY CROONERS (1535) DRAGONHEAD
KNOS THE AXE 74-4394 30 8 1 173 BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1570) DAYLA KIV
LEMON 82--15312 13 8 0 71 YUCKY YELLOW (1738) DWES EG
SAINT 85-14976 14 3 0 39 NOFTF-1 (1739) JASPER GULCH
* * * * * MEMO * * * * *
From: The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To: All Managers
In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately. Managers may
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission. Each warrior may have
up to 15 favorite sayings. Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch,
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long. For any questions, please contact the
Gladiatorial Commission.