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Date : 10/08/2019 Duedate: 11/04/2019
CRYSALIS ARENA
DM 106 TURN 343
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
4 FAST FOOD 47/1355 14 14 0 50.0 FEAR FACTORY 12 71/1713
5 VIKINGS 10/1208 306 277 2 52.5 7 TEAM TOONS 47/1500 48 53 0 47.5
SENTINELS 7/1202 COWBOY CROONERS 72/1535
VAN DUEL 51/1476 10 OHIO 52/1286 108 197 0 35.4
PEASANT REBELLION 8/1542 EMETICS 45/1030
PHANTOM REGIMENT 20/1710 STRANGE TUNES 50/1085
BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE 19/1481 WITLESS WONDERS 39/1052
BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE 74/1570 11 TALL TALES 59/1335 124 228 3 35.2
6 FEAR FACTOR 71/1690 9 17 0 34.6
THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
Reflections by the Chief Tower Guard
Ah, the title again! Once again I claim my rightful seat!
Oh, all right. I admit it. At the moment I seem to be the best warrior here.
But I think we all know that if Dutch Treat or Hari Kari return I'll be back in the
pack with the rest of you bums. Context is everything. Big fish in a small pond.
Increase the size of the pond and the size of my, ah, fish, seems to shrink. So lets
see who fights this next turn. My bet is that if Crip shows up I'm back sitting on a
chair in the guildhall. But if his army remains away, I get to write another one of
these incredibly clever columns next turn. I wouldn't mind that. Even if it isn't
the biggest pond in the world, I'm still king of it. And I kinda like that.
Hopin' to be your Tower Guardian again next turn,
Baldassare of the Sentinels
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Hey there!
First off, I'd like to thank Baldassare for his DM column. Not everyone cares enough
to write one of those.
There were 12 fights including a single challenge no deaths, and several avoids.
SIGMUNDR (10-6525) (28-17-1,34) of VIKINGS challenged HAPPY (50-3399) (20-26-1,74) of
STRANGE TUNES. SIGMUNDR was devastated by HAPPY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge
fight. Sigmundr avoided the Fugitives.
BALDASSARE (7-6003) (67-54-0,226) of SENTINELS fought HOPALONG CASSIDY (72-7839) (40-
43-0,218) of COWBOY CROONERS. BALDASSARE vanquished HOPALONG CASSIDY in an exciting 1
minute uneven Title battle. So of course, Baldassare is our Tower Guardian and top
Parry-Strike. Hoppy is our leading Parry-Lunge. Baldassare avoided the team Nature
Trail.
HAGAR BLUETOOTH (10-5850) (62-46-1,225) of VIKINGS fought UNCLE FESTER (59-2768) (54-
69-1,192) of TALL TALES. HAGAR BLUETOOTH defeated UNCLE FESTER in a crowd pleasing 1
minute duel. Mr. Bluetooth is our most formidable Wall of Steel. He avoided Illfang
Pact. Wait a minute. Does Illfange Pact even fight in Crysalis? I don't think so.
Uncle Fester is top Slasher.
GRIZZ GRIMHULT (19-5083) (27-18-1,212) of BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE fought TAMMY FAYE (39-
3520) (48-112-0,189) of WITLESS WONDERS. GRIZZ GRIMHULT devastated TAMMY FAYE in a 1
minute one-sided fight. Grimhult is top Striker, and he avoided The Abyss. I don't
think they're active here, either. Tammy Faye is our overall popularity leader.
SWEET REVENGE (8-5378) (37-13-0,194) of PEASANT REBELLION fought G W BUSH (59-2764)
(50-73-2,157) of TALL TALES. SWEET REVENGE demolished G W BUSH in an action packed 1
minute mismatched competition. Sweet Revenge avoided Renegade Cats, who are also not
active here.
KING MIDAS (59-2770) (50-67-1,188) of TALL TALES fought ETERNAL REST (72-8626) (22-13-
0,170) of FEAR FACTORY 2. KING MIDAS defeated ETERNAL REST in an exciting 1 minute
struggle.
HREIDMAR THE RED (10-6148) (51-24-0,204) of VIKINGS fought SOUTHPOINT (52-3492) (27-
10-0,172) of OHIO. HREIDMAR THE RED was devastated by SOUTHPOINT in a 1 minute one-
sided competition. Hreidmar avoided Illfang Pact, too. Southpoint is our top Aimed
Blow
SUPERSIZE ME (47-8110) (29-19-2,180) of FAST FOOD fought JOHNNY APPLESEED (59-2767)
(42-81-1,164) of TALL TALES. SUPERSIZE ME handily defeated JOHNNY APPLESEED in a 3
minute uneven melee. Appleseed is our top Total Parry, and Supersize Me was voted
this turn's favorite fighter.
PERISTYLIUM (71-7014) (25-24-0,159) of FEAR FACTORY 5 fought KNOS THE AXE (74-4394)
(30-11-1,128) of BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE. PERISTYLIUM was overpowered by KNOS THE AXE in a
popular 1 minute uneven duel. Peristylium is our leading Lunger. Knos the Axe
avoided Run DMC. Why are all these people avoiding teams that aren't here?
STAY PUFT (20-144) (23-14-1,140) of PHANTOM REGIMENT fought GARGLE SPEW (45-3902) (23-
21-1,139) of EMETICS. STAY PUFT overpowered GARGLE SPEW in a 1 minute uneven match.
Stay Puft avoided Renegade Cats.
JINX (47-7951) (41-36-1,97) of TEAM TOONS fought CABO WABO (51-5583) (19-14-2,63) of
VAN DUEL. JINX overpowered CABO WABO in a 1 minute one-sided fight. For that, Cabo
Wabo was voted this turn's least popular fighter.
SUFFOCATING SIGHT (71-6978) (23-26-0,46) of FEAR FACTORY 12 fought RIRORNI SOLDIER
(106-3) (0-0-0,30). SUFFOCATING SIGHT was demolished by RIRORNI SOLDIER in a 1 minute
competition.
That's all for now. Keep practicing!
Olaf Modeen
THE TOWER GUARDIAN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BALDASSARE 7-6003 68 54 0 237 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-DUTCH TREAT 26-1841 182 42 2 579 WORLDWIDE GORE (35) CALEAM
-BULL DURHAM 5-4324 79 31 1 388 PARTY ANIMALS (476) KALTOS
-HARI-KARI 73-3049 97 16 0 313 WAY TO GO! II (1010) ERINIKA
-DARK TOWER 11-1702 125 67 0 294 KING'S COURT (34) ARUAK CITY
-LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373 63 26 2 293 CONSORTIUM CRAP (1248) ARUAK CITY
-DISCO QUEEN 47-1992 108 36 3 288 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
-THE REFEREE 45-1091 117 57 4 254 AVID FANS (199) STORMCROWE
HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850 63 46 1 229 VIKINGS (1208) KOLACT
-RUBBER KNIFE 57-2546 58 19 2 223 USELESS TOOLS (1249) ANDOR
-NUMBSKULL 52-2948 37 18 2 219 OTTO'S PARTS (664) FRATSFA
GRIZZ GRIMHULT 19-5083 28 18 1 219 BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1481) ZUWAYZA
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-F.O.A.D. 73-442 59 26 2 217 ALPHABET SOUP (943) ERINIKA
-R BAGGIO 17-4867 33 20 1 214 ITALIAN FOOTBALL (826) ALJAFIR
-ACE OF BASE 47-6905 37 27 0 212 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SOUTHPOINT 52-3492 28 10 0 210 OHIO (1286) FRATSFA
-WEDNESDAY ADDAMS 73-6043 26 4 0 210 CALENDAR GIRLS (1574) ERINIKA
-LONDON QUIREBOY 59-2513 60 32 1 209 CHAPEL ROCK (1108) ILLIS
-TAOS 26-4042 55 27 1 209 HERE TO PHOENIX (871) CALEAM
-PIRES 7-5665 35 17 0 207 IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (883) BONSUR
-KING FORADAY 47-3762 93 65 4 206 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
-BEERVAHNA 60-4292 64 45 3 206 INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745) ARADI
-SITS ON HIS DUFF 73-1810 60 41 4 203 THINGS GEORGE DOES (812) ERINIKA
-THE LION KING 47-6360 59 21 0 203 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
-RUBBER KNIFE 54-2038 80 58 1 201 USELESS TOOLS (552) TROCAR
-WOLFMAN JACK 5-4594 33 7 2 200 PARTY ANIMALS (476) KALTOS
-ADAM'S APPLE 52-3203 48 28 0 199 OTTO'S PARTS (664) FRATSFA
SWEET REVENGE 8-5378 38 13 0 196 PEASANT REBELLION (1542) ARKERS
-BULL FROG 73-4547 49 30 0 195 THE BULLS (255) ERINIKA
HOPALONG CASSIDY 72-7839 40 44 0 194 COWBOY CROONERS (1535) DRAGONHEAD
-GAZZA 12-3538 27 9 2 194 ENGLISH FOOTBALL (1680) RIZTAB
UNCLE FESTER 59-2768 54 70 1 193 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
KING MIDAS 59-2770 51 67 1 193 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
-STEVE MCQUEEN 47-3908 73 62 1 190 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
-HUNZICKER BOWL 23-4182 61 40 3 190 SKI TAOS (860) TI
-SUPER GROVER 50-3413 32 16 0 190 OPEN SESAME (668) SNOWBOUND
-DORSAL FINN 42-1662 24 16 1 190 NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC (1343) RODEKI
-FRENCH KISS 73-590 13 7 0 190 WORLDWIDE GORE (547) ERINIKA
-JIVE 25-624 123 82 1 189 CRYPTICS (150) LYRATILAN
SUPERSIZE ME 47-8110 30 19 2 189 FAST FOOD (1355) NORTH FORK
-ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429 67 52 1 187 SPARF! (873) SEAM
-BASE ON BULLS 73-3101 47 27 4 186 THE BULLS (255) ERINIKA
-PHILLIP THE BIRD 40-3708 38 32 1 186 CRUEL PET NAMES (1117) ZENSU
TAMMY FAYE 39-3520 48 113 0 185 WITLESS WONDERS (1052) XOCHITHLAN
-IMMOVEABLE OBJECT 59-2110 58 34 2 184 NOT QUITE (1028) ILLIS
-JACK KNIFE 47-6694 42 28 1 184 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
-FIGHTER ACE 47-1189 95 65 6 183 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
HREIDMAR THE RED 10-6148 51 25 0 181 VIKINGS (1208) KOLACT
-CUBA 26-3917 48 30 0 181 HERE TO PHOENIX (871) CALEAM
-SCORPION KING 47-4718 23 8 1 181 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-GREEN KING 21-5183 29 9 0 179 REAL BEER (859) SUNSET
-THE ROCK 30-4314 23 11 1 179 WRESTLMANIACS (1459) IAYE
-GENERAL PURPOSE 31-5124 19 10 1 179 MILITARY MAYHEM (37) CHIMLEVTAL
-LAR'EH WALKER 60-5825 30 20 1 177 INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745) ARADI
-TUESDAY WELD 73-6047 29 6 0 177 CALENDAR GIRLS (1574) ERINIKA
-UZI 44-1701 45 50 1 173 BLOWN AWAY (398) KRILL
-KENNY CHESNEY 73-5517 24 7 1 172 SUE'S BIG BOYS (1635) ERINIKA
ETERNAL REST 72-8626 22 14 0 170 FEAR FACTORY 2 (1671) DRAGONHEAD
-A CHEERLEADER 45-1092 23 11 1 165 AVID FANS (199) STORMCROWE
G W BUSH 59-2764 50 74 2 162 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
JOHNNY APPLESEED 59-2767 42 82 1 162 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
-THAT! 21-5272 26 12 2 161 REAL BEER (859) SUNSET
-BEER KHAN 73-5755 31 7 2 157 MONGOL HORDE (1631) ERINIKA
KNOS THE AXE 74-4394 31 11 1 156 BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1570) DAYLA KIV
STAY PUFT 20-144 24 14 1 151 PHANTOM REGIMENT (1710) SEAM
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-TRASH CAN 50-3403 38 24 4 147 OPEN SESAME (668) SNOWBOUND
-JACK O'LANTERN 47-2762 18 10 1 139 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
PERISTYLIUM 71-7014 25 25 0 138 FEAR FACTORY 5 (1690) KYR'TERR
GARGLE SPEW 45-3902 23 22 1 132 EMETICS (1030) STORMCROWE
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-NOT A CHANCE 63-3392 35 6 0 111 EXCLAMATION! (1606) AMEN-TEI
JINX 47-7951 42 36 1 102 TEAM TOONS (1500) NORTH FORK
-SLUSH PUPPY 47-9023 29 15 0 102 FAST FOOD (1355) NORTH FORK
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-HAZZAN KAZZAR 54-3124 25 23 0 98 TRADERS OF TROCAR (1027) TROCAR
-SEAL DANCER 45-4686 22 28 1 95 NORTHERN LIGHTS (1042) STORMCROWE
-WHIPPED CREAM 47-8768 22 24 2 92 FAST FOOD (1355) NORTH FORK
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HAPPY 50-3399 21 26 1 81 STRANGE TUNES (1085) SNOWBOUND
-STRAHD 52-2207 20 14 2 76 THE CHOSEN ONES (1478) FRATSFA
-PAPAYA PELICAN 11-8330 22 3 2 71 ANIMAL FARM (1095) ARUAK CITY
-HARRY SLAUGHTER 47-8493 18 9 3 66 DEATHLY HALLOWS (1754) NORTH FORK
CABO WABO 51-5583 19 15 2 64 VAN DUEL (1476) TRICORUS
-ODOBAN 47-7715 13 8 0 63 ERRATA! (1708) NORTH FORK
-URSULINA TRELL 50-3832 15 16 0 61 MIDDLE WAY 6 (1114) SNOWBOUND
-GRANITE 85-11634 11 5 0 61 UPDATED KITCHEN (1751) JASPER GULCH
-RUPTUM 43-5253 15 10 3 58 DOLI CAPAX (1706) VEASTIAN
-SWEET 15-5804 17 3 0 54 GOOD BEHAVIOR (1668) MALCORN
-BOSTON KREME 85-25849 14 8 1 54 ALASTARI RUNS ON (1750) JASPER GULCH
-PATRONUS 4-7281 14 8 1 51 POTTERY WORLD (1681) JHELUM
-EAZY 84-30921 15 3 1 49 WC ALLSTARS (1752) BLACKSTONE
-GREEN ARROW 78-3327 14 3 0 45 FAMOUS ARCHERS (1696) LIN TIRIAN
-GUMSHOE 85-4875 13 4 1 43 MISHMASH (1748) JASPER GULCH
-RED SOX 71-6745 16 8 1 42 AL EAST (1683) KYR'TERR
SIGMUNDR 10-6525 28 18 1 34 VIKINGS (1208) KOLACT
SUFFOCATING SIGHT 71-6978 23 27 0 28 FEAR FACTORY 12 (1713) KYR'TERR
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SIGMUNDR was devastated by HAPPY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
BALDASSARE vanquished HOPALONG CASSIDY in a exciting 1 minute uneven Title battle.
HAGAR BLUETOOTH defeated UNCLE FESTER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute duel.
GRIZZ GRIMHULT devastated TAMMY FAYE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SWEET REVENGE demolished G W BUSH in a action packed 1 minute mismatched competition.
KING MIDAS defeated ETERNAL REST in a exciting 1 minute struggle.
HREIDMAR THE RED was devastated by SOUTHPOINT in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
SUPERSIZE ME handily defeated JOHNNY APPLESEED in a 3 minute uneven melee.
PERISTYLIUM was overpowered by KNOS THE AXE in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
STAY PUFT overpowered GARGLE SPEW in a 1 minute uneven match.
JINX overpowered CABO WABO in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SUFFOCATING SIGHT was demolished by RIRORNI SOLDIER in a 1 minute competition.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 7 PARRY-STRIKE 22 - 7 - 0 76 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 5 WALL OF STEEL 26 - 10 - 0 72 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 AIMED BLOW 54 - 41 - 0 57 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 LUNGING ATTACK 48 - 37 - 0 56 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 TOTAL PARRY 8 - 8 - 1 50 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 - 0 50 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 BASHING ATTACK 3 - 3 - 0 50 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 PARRY-LUNGE 12 - 15 - 0 44 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 STRIKING ATTACK 24 - 44 - 0 35 |
|BASHING ATTACK 0 SLASHING ATTACK 9 - 17 - 0 35 |
Turn 343 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 2 3 PARRY-STRIKE
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 4 2 TOTAL PARRY
AIMED BLOW 5 - 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 WALL OF STEEL
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 LUNGING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 AIMED BLOW
TOTAL PARRY 0 - 1 1 PARRY-LUNGE
1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-STRIKE BALDASSARE 7-6003 68 54 0 237 SENTINELS (1202)
WALL OF STEEL HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850 63 46 1 229 VIKINGS (1208)
STRIKING ATTACK GRIZZ GRIMHULT 19-5083 28 18 1 219 BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1481)
AIMED BLOW SOUTHPOINT 52-3492 28 10 0 210 OHIO (1286)
PARRY-LUNGE HOPALONG CASSIDY 72-7839 40 44 0 194 COWBOY CROONERS (1535)
SLASHING ATTACK UNCLE FESTER 59-2768 54 70 1 193 TALL TALES (1335)
TOTAL PARRY JOHNNY APPLESEED 59-2767 42 82 1 162 TALL TALES (1335)
LUNGING ATTACK PERISTYLIUM 71-7014 25 25 0 138 FEAR FACTORY 5 (1690)
The overall popularity leader is TAMMY FAYE 39-3520. The most popular warrior this
turn was SUPERSIZE ME 47-8110. The ten other most popular fighters were BALDASSARE
7-6003, SWEET REVENGE 8-5378, KNOS THE AXE 74-4394, HAPPY 50-3399, HAGAR BLUETOOTH
10-5850, SOUTHPOINT 52-3492, JOHNNY APPLESEED 59-2767, JINX 47-7951, HOPALONG CASSIDY
72-7839, and UNCLE FESTER 59-2768.
The least popular fighter this week was CABO WABO 51-5583. The other ten least
popular fighters were HREIDMAR THE RED 10-6148, SIGMUNDR 10-6525, SUFFOCATING SIGHT
71-6978, GARGLE SPEW 45-3902, G W BUSH 59-2764, TAMMY FAYE 39-3520, STAY PUFT 20-144,
PERISTYLIUM 71-7014, ETERNAL REST 72-8626, and KING MIDAS 59-2770.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
BONSUR(7) 1 0 0 XOCHITHLAN(39) 0 1 0 FRATSFA(52) 1 0 0
ARKERS(8) 1 0 0 STORMCROWE(45) 0 1 0 ILLIS(59) 1 3 0
KOLACT(10) 1 2 0 NORTH FORK(47) 2 0 0 KYR'TERR(71) 0 2 0
ZUWAYZA(19) 1 0 0 SNOWBOUND(50) 1 0 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 0 2 0
SEAM(20) 1 0 0 TRICORUS(51) 0 1 0 DAYLA KIV(74) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BALDASSARE 7-6003 68 54 0 237 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
SWEET REVENGE 8-5378 38 13 0 196 PEASANT REBELLION (1542) ARKERS
HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850 63 46 1 229 VIKINGS (1208) KOLACT
GRIZZ GRIMHULT 19-5083 28 18 1 219 BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1481) ZUWAYZA
STAY PUFT 20-144 24 14 1 151 PHANTOM REGIMENT (1710) SEAM
TAMMY FAYE 39-3520 48 113 0 185 WITLESS WONDERS (1052) XOCHITHLAN
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GARGLE SPEW 45-3902 23 22 1 132 EMETICS (1030) STORMCROWE
SUPERSIZE ME 47-8110 30 19 2 189 FAST FOOD (1355) NORTH FORK
HAPPY 50-3399 21 26 1 81 STRANGE TUNES (1085) SNOWBOUND
CABO WABO 51-5583 19 15 2 64 VAN DUEL (1476) TRICORUS
SOUTHPOINT 52-3492 28 10 0 210 OHIO (1286) FRATSFA
UNCLE FESTER 59-2768 54 70 1 193 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
PERISTYLIUM 71-7014 25 25 0 138 FEAR FACTORY 5 (1690) KYR'TERR
HOPALONG CASSIDY 72-7839 40 44 0 194 COWBOY CROONERS (1535) DRAGONHEAD
KNOS THE AXE 74-4394 31 11 1 156 BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1570) DAYLA KIV
NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)
For those of you who keep track of such things, a few additional warriors graduated
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.
SPANDEX SNOWMAN (84-10074) 072209C (1821)
BLUE WAFFLES (84-35277) BUBBA'S DINER (6183)
TP-AB (85-3045) A-GQ-DECEIT (565)
Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes