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Date   : 05/19/2020    Duedate: 06/15/2020

CRYSALIS ARENA

DM 106    TURN 351

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  2 VIKINGS 10/1208      361  286   2 55.8      FEAR FACTORY 5 71/1690
    SENTINELS 7/1202                            FEAR FACTORY 12 71/1713
    VAN DUEL 51/1476                          7 TEAM TOONS 47/1500    54   63   0 46.2
    PEASANT REBELLION 8/1542                    COWBOY CROONERS 72/1535
    BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE 19/1481                8 OHIO 52/1286         117  220   0 34.7
    BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE 74/1570                  EMETICS 45/1030
  3 FAST FOOD 47/1355     19   20   0 48.7      STRANGE TUNES 50/1085
    THINGS I HATE 2 84/1784                     WITLESS WONDERS 39/1052
    FAVORITE SAYINGS 56/1780                  9 THE RUNAROUN 2/1517    0    4   0  0.0
    FAVORITE SAYINGS 60/1782                 10 TALL TALES 59/1335   133  251   3 34.6
  5 F IS FOR FR 47/1725    1    0   0  100   12 DAUGHTERS O 73/1779    1    0   0  100
  6 FEAR FACTOR 72/1671   24   45   0 34.8

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Here we are again!

Sixteen fights, no challenges, no avoids, no deaths... and just one stand-in.

Once again, Baldassare is our Tower Guardian.  BALDASSARE (7-6003) (75-54-0,336) of 
SENTINELS fought SUPERSIZE ME (47-8110) (34-22-2,229) of FAST FOOD.  BALDASSARE bested 
SUPERSIZE ME in a crowd pleasing 4 minute Title fight.  So Baldy is the top Parry-
Strike.  Best of two.

HAGAR BLUETOOTH (10-5850) (70-46-1,288) of VIKINGS fought ETERNAL REST (72-8626) (26-
17-0,198) of FEAR FACTORY 2.  HAGAR BLUETOOTH won victory over ETERNAL REST in an 
action packed 1 minute battle.  Mr. Bluetooth is still our top Waste.

DREAM (60-9010) (35-28-0,211) of FAVORITE SAYINGS fought GRIZZ GRIMHULT (19-5083) (31-
22-1,194) of BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE.  DREAM was demolished by GRIZZ GRIMHULT in a crowd 
pleasing 1 minute uneven fight.  Grimhult is top Striker.

SWEET REVENGE (8-5378) (43-15-0,201) of PEASANT REBELLION fought SOUTHPOINT (52-3492) 
(32-13-0,209) of OHIO.  SWEET REVENGE defeated SOUTHPOINT in a 2 minute fight.  Sweet 
Revenge is our top (of eight) Aimed Blows.

LOVING IT (56-4440) (34-32-0,194) of FAVORITE SAYINGS fought GHOST (47-9609) (28-34-
2,155) of F IS FOR FROG.  LOVING IT was demolished by GHOST in a 1 minute mismatched 
competition.

Tammy Faye is still our overall popularity leader.  UNCLE FESTER (59-2768) (57-74-
1,200) of TALL TALES fought TAMMY FAYE (39-3520) (49-119-0,174) of WITLESS WONDERS.  
UNCLE FESTER vanquished TAMMY FAYE in an exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.  Uncle 
Fester is top Slasher.

KING MIDAS (59-2770) (53-72-1,195) of TALL TALES fought HREIDMAR THE RED (10-6148) 
(56-27-0,193) of VIKINGS.  KING MIDAS was devastated by HREIDMAR THE RED in a 1 minute 
one-sided competition.

HOPALONG CASSIDY (72-7839) (43-48-0,192) of COWBOY CROONERS fought JOHNNY APPLESEED 
(59-2767) (44-87-1,179) of TALL TALES.  HOPALONG CASSIDY won victory over JOHNNY 
APPLESEED in an action packed 2 minute duel.  Hoppy is our leading Parry-Lunge, while 
Johnny Appleseed is the top Total Parry.

EARLY MORNINGS (84-34548) (36-29-0,198) of THINGS I HATE 2 fought STAY PUFT (20-144) 
(30-15-1,166) of PHANTOM REGIMENT.  EARLY MORNINGS overpowered STAY PUFT in a 1 minute 
uneven duel.  Ew!  Mr. Puft was voted this turn's least popular fighter.

KNOS THE AXE (74-4394) (36-13-1,161) of BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE fought EVIL INPUTTER (106-
7) (0-0-0,110).  KNOS THE AXE overpowered EVIL INPUTTER in an action packed 1 minute 
one-sided fight.

JINX (47-7951) (44-41-1,159) of TEAM TOONS fought PERISTYLIUM (71-7014) (26-31-0,140) 
of FEAR FACTORY 5.  JINX was overpowered by PERISTYLIUM in an exciting 1 minute one-
sided fight.  Peristylium is our highest ranked Lunger.

GARGLE SPEW (45-3902) (23-29-1,121) of EMETICS fought SIGMUNDR (10-6525) (34-19-1,146) 
of VIKINGS.  GARGLE SPEW bested SIGMUNDR in a crowd pleasing 2 minute conflict.

G W BUSH (59-2764) (51-80-2,150) of TALL TALES fought CABO WABO (51-5583) (26-15-2,93) 
of VAN DUEL.  G W BUSH was demolished by CABO WABO in a popular 1 minute mismatched 
match.

CALISTA (73-3244) (15-11-1,57) of DAUGHTERS OF DARKNES fought DOH DE PERE (2-6387) 
(24-38-0,83) of THE RUNAROUND.  CALISTA handily defeated DOH DE PERE in a 2 minute 
gruesome one-sided conflict.

SUFFOCATING SIGHT (71-6978) (24-33-0,57) of FEAR FACTORY 12 fought ICE CREAM MAN (51-
5584) (15-6-0,51) of VAN DUEL.  SUFFOCATING SIGHT was narrowly defeated by ICE CREAM 
MAN in a 6 minute struggle.  Suffocating sight was this turn's favorite fighter, which 
is surprising because last turn he was the least favorite.

HAPPY (50-3399) (24-30-1,72) of STRANGE TUNES fought KILIMANJARO (10-366) (15-2-0,90) 
of VIKINGS.  HAPPY was narrowly defeated by KILIMANJARO in a crowd pleasing 7 minute 
bloody brawl.

Okay, that's all I can tell you, except... nah, never mind.

                                          -- Olaf Modeen

THE TOWER GUARDIAN             W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BALDASSARE 7-6003            76  54  0  350  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850      71  46  1  297  VIKINGS (1208)             KOLACT
 SWEET REVENGE 8-5378         44  15  0  217  PEASANT REBELLION (1542)   ARKERS
 GRIZZ GRIMHULT 19-5083       32  22  1  212  BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1481)  ZUWAYZA

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 EARLY MORNINGS 84-34548      37  29  0  208  THINGS I HATE 2 (1784)     BLACKSTONE
 HREIDMAR THE RED 10-6148     57  27  0  205  VIKINGS (1208)             KOLACT
 UNCLE FESTER 59-2768         58  74  1  204  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
 SUPERSIZE ME 47-8110         34  23  2  204  FAST FOOD (1355)           NORTH FORK
 SOUTHPOINT 52-3492           32  14  0  203  OHIO (1286)                FRATSFA
 ETERNAL REST 72-8626         26  18  0  200  FEAR FACTORY 2 (1671)      DRAGONHEAD
 HOPALONG CASSIDY 72-7839     44  48  0  197  COWBOY CROONERS (1535)     DRAGONHEAD
 KING MIDAS 59-2770           53  73  1  192  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
 DREAM 60-9010                35  29  0  190  FAVORITE SAYINGS (1782)    ARADI
 GHOST 47-9609                29  34  2  186  F IS FOR FROG (1725)       NORTH FORK

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JOHNNY APPLESEED 59-2767     44  88  1  177  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
 TAMMY FAYE 39-3520           49 120  0  171  WITLESS WONDERS (1052)     XOCHITHLAN
 STAY PUFT 20-144             30  16  1  166  PHANTOM REGIMENT (1710)    SEAM

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PERISTYLIUM 71-7014          27  31  0  165  FEAR FACTORY 5 (1690)      KYR'TERR
 LOVING IT 56-4440            34  33  0  164  FAVORITE SAYINGS (1780)    ROCANIS
 KNOS THE AXE 74-4394         37  13  1  163  BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1570)  DAYLA KIV

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GARGLE SPEW 45-3902          24  29  1  150  EMETICS (1030)             STORMCROWE
 JINX 47-7951                 44  42  1  140  TEAM TOONS (1500)          NORTH FORK
 CABO WABO 51-5583            27  15  2  135  VAN DUEL (1476)            TRICORUS
 SIGMUNDR 10-6525             34  20  1  128  VIKINGS (1208)             KOLACT
 G W BUSH 59-2764             51  81  2  115  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KILIMANJARO 10-366           16   2  0   93  VIKINGS (1208)             KOLACT

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CALISTA 73-3244              16  11  1   81  DAUGHTERS OF DARKNES (1779)ERINIKA
 HAPPY 50-3399                24  31  1   79  STRANGE TUNES (1085)       SNOWBOUND
-EXTRA HOT 85-22722           17  12  3   77  LANGUAGE BY S-BUX (1776)   JASPER GULCH
-WESTMORELAND 26-5433         20   7  0   67  GENERAL STUFF (1775)       CALEAM
-WORN SLAP OUT 85-29986       19  20  0   66  QUICK ON THE DRAWL (1778)  JASPER GULCH
-SHADOW SPEAR 39-278          19   8  2   63  UNHOLY AVENGERS (342)      XOCHITHLAN
 ICE CREAM MAN 51-5584        16   6  0   62  VAN DUEL (1476)            TRICORUS
 DOH DE PERE 2-6387           24  39  0   61  THE RUNAROUND (1517)       NIANIA
-YEW 54-3209                  15  13  0   57  TREES (1759)               TROCAR
-URANUS 28-5025               14  20  2   57  PLANETS (1419)             MORYA
 SUFFOCATING SIGHT 71-6978    24  34  0   55  FEAR FACTORY 12 (1713)     KYR'TERR
-VENUS 28-5013                23  15  0   54  PLANETS (1419)             MORYA
-HUSH 56-4755                 16   4  0   52  Q IS FOR QUIET (1781)      ROCANIS
-SLEET 52-4392                19   8  1   50  WEATHER (1656)             FRATSFA
-MERCURY 28-4974              15  13  1   50  PLANETS (1419)             MORYA
-CAFE DU MONDE 17-7824        15   8  0   49  BOURBON STREET (1777)      ALJAFIR
-ASH 54-3205                  18   7  0   45  TREES (1759)               TROCAR

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BALDASSARE bested SUPERSIZE ME in a crowd pleasing 4 minute Title fight.
HAGAR BLUETOOTH won victory over ETERNAL REST in a action packed 1 minute battle.
DREAM was demolished by GRIZZ GRIMHULT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven fight.
SWEET REVENGE defeated SOUTHPOINT in a 2 minute fight.
LOVING IT was demolished by GHOST in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
UNCLE FESTER vanquished TAMMY FAYE in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
KING MIDAS was devastated by HREIDMAR THE RED in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
HOPALONG CASSIDY won victory over JOHNNY APPLESEED in a action packed 2 minute duel.
EARLY MORNINGS overpowered STAY PUFT in a 1 minute uneven duel.
KNOS THE AXE overpowered EVIL INPUTTER in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
JINX was overpowered by PERISTYLIUM in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
GARGLE SPEW bested SIGMUNDR in a crowd pleasing 2 minute conflict.
G W BUSH was demolished by CABO WABO in a popular 1 minute mismatched match.
CALISTA handily defeated DOH DE PERE in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided conflict.
SUFFOCATING SIGHT was narrowly defeated by ICE CREAM MAN in a 6 minute struggle.
HAPPY was narrowly defeated by KILIMANJARO in a crowd pleasing 7 minute bloody brawl.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      11         WALL OF STEEL     11 -   1 -  0      92  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  6         PARRY-STRIKE      17 -   3 -  0      85  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         SLASHING ATTACK   12 -   7 -  0      63  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         AIMED BLOW        46 -  31 -  0      60  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         BASHING ATTACK     1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-LUNGE       11 -  12 -  0      48  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         TOTAL PARRY       10 -  15 -  0      40  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         STRIKING ATTACK   18 -  37 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         LUNGING ATTACK     9 -  24 -  0      27  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 351 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  0     AIMED BLOW         4 -  7         5  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  2         2  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  3                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  2                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-STRIKE     BALDASSARE 7-6003          76  54  0  350 SENTINELS (1202)
WALL OF STEEL    HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850    71  46  1  297 VIKINGS (1208)
AIMED BLOW       SWEET REVENGE 8-5378       44  15  0  217 PEASANT REBELLION (1542)
STRIKING ATTACK  GRIZZ GRIMHULT 19-5083     32  22  1  212 BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1481)
SLASHING ATTACK  UNCLE FESTER 59-2768       58  74  1  204 TALL TALES (1335)
PARRY-LUNGE      HOPALONG CASSIDY 72-7839   44  48  0  197 COWBOY CROONERS (1535)
TOTAL PARRY      JOHNNY APPLESEED 59-2767   44  88  1  177 TALL TALES (1335)
LUNGING ATTACK   PERISTYLIUM 71-7014        27  31  0  165 FEAR FACTORY 5 (1690)

The overall popularity leader is TAMMY FAYE 39-3520.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was SUFFOCATING SIGHT 71-6978.  The ten other most popular fighters were HAPPY 
50-3399, BALDASSARE 7-6003, GARGLE SPEW 45-3902, KILIMANJARO 10-366, ICE CREAM MAN 
51-5584, HOPALONG CASSIDY 72-7839, SUPERSIZE ME 47-8110, PERISTYLIUM 71-7014, CABO 
WABO 51-5583, and GRIZZ GRIMHULT 19-5083.

The least popular fighter this week was STAY PUFT 20-144.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were LOVING IT 56-4440, DOH DE PERE 2-6387, JOHNNY APPLESEED 
59-2767, KING MIDAS 59-2770, TAMMY FAYE 39-3520, SIGMUNDR 10-6525, EARLY MORNINGS 
84--30988, GHOST 47-9609, DREAM 60-9010, and ETERNAL REST 72-8626.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
NIANIA(2)            0  1 0  STORMCROWE(45)       1  0 0  ARADI(60)            0  1 0  
BONSUR(7)            1  0 0  NORTH FORK(47)       1  2 0  KYR'TERR(71)         1  1 0  
ARKERS(8)            1  0 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        0  1 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       1  1 0  
KOLACT(10)           3  1 0  TRICORUS(51)         2  0 0  ERINIKA(73)          1  0 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          1  0 0  FRATSFA(52)          0  1 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        1  0 0  
SEAM(20)             0  1 0  ROCANIS(56)          0  1 0  BLACKSTONE(84)       1  0 0  
XOCHITHLAN(39)       0  1 0  ILLIS(59)            1  3 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DOH DE PERE 2-6387          24  39  0   61  THE RUNAROUND (1517)       NIANIA
 BALDASSARE 7-6003           76  54  0  350  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
 SWEET REVENGE 8-5378        44  15  0  217  PEASANT REBELLION (1542)   ARKERS
 HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850     71  46  1  297  VIKINGS (1208)             KOLACT
 GRIZZ GRIMHULT 19-5083      32  22  1  212  BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1481)  ZUWAYZA

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 STAY PUFT 20-144            30  16  1  166  PHANTOM REGIMENT (1710)    SEAM
 TAMMY FAYE 39-3520          49 120  0  171  WITLESS WONDERS (1052)     XOCHITHLAN
 GARGLE SPEW 45-3902         24  29  1  150  EMETICS (1030)             STORMCROWE
 SUPERSIZE ME 47-8110        34  23  2  204  FAST FOOD (1355)           NORTH FORK
 HAPPY 50-3399               24  31  1   79  STRANGE TUNES (1085)       SNOWBOUND
 CABO WABO 51-5583           27  15  2  135  VAN DUEL (1476)            TRICORUS
 SOUTHPOINT 52-3492          32  14  0  203  OHIO (1286)                FRATSFA
 LOVING IT 56-4440           34  33  0  164  FAVORITE SAYINGS (1780)    ROCANIS
 UNCLE FESTER 59-2768        58  74  1  204  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
 DREAM 60-9010               35  29  0  190  FAVORITE SAYINGS (1782)    ARADI
 PERISTYLIUM 71-7014         27  31  0  165  FEAR FACTORY 5 (1690)      KYR'TERR
 ETERNAL REST 72-8626        26  18  0  200  FEAR FACTORY 2 (1671)      DRAGONHEAD
 CALISTA 73-3244             16  11  1   81  DAUGHTERS OF DARKNES (1779 ERINIKA
 KNOS THE AXE 74-4394        37  13  1  163  BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1570)  DAYLA KIV
 EARLY MORNINGS 84--30988    37  29  0  208  THINGS I HATE 2 (1784)     BLACKSTONE

                                     STORM POINT

Storm Point, DM 86, is now open!  This arena will process on a two-week cycle.  Orders 
for inaugural battles are due on May 11, 2020.

Jasper Gulch, DM 85, is now closed to new teams, effective immediately.  Any new teams 
that arrive are being rerouted to Storm Point.  DM 85 will continue to process on its 
normal cycle and teams may continue to add new replacement warriors as necessary.

                                          -- RSI