AD Date : 05/19/2020 Duedate: 06/15/2020 CRYSALIS ARENA DM 106 TURN 351 RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K % 2 VIKINGS 10/1208 361 286 2 55.8 FEAR FACTORY 5 71/1690 SENTINELS 7/1202 FEAR FACTORY 12 71/1713 VAN DUEL 51/1476 7 TEAM TOONS 47/1500 54 63 0 46.2 PEASANT REBELLION 8/1542 COWBOY CROONERS 72/1535 BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE 19/1481 8 OHIO 52/1286 117 220 0 34.7 BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE 74/1570 EMETICS 45/1030 3 FAST FOOD 47/1355 19 20 0 48.7 STRANGE TUNES 50/1085 THINGS I HATE 2 84/1784 WITLESS WONDERS 39/1052 FAVORITE SAYINGS 56/1780 9 THE RUNAROUN 2/1517 0 4 0 0.0 FAVORITE SAYINGS 60/1782 10 TALL TALES 59/1335 133 251 3 34.6 5 F IS FOR FR 47/1725 1 0 0 100 12 DAUGHTERS O 73/1779 1 0 0 100 6 FEAR FACTOR 72/1671 24 45 0 34.8 REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER Here we are again! Sixteen fights, no challenges, no avoids, no deaths... and just one stand-in. Once again, Baldassare is our Tower Guardian. BALDASSARE (7-6003) (75-54-0,336) of SENTINELS fought SUPERSIZE ME (47-8110) (34-22-2,229) of FAST FOOD. BALDASSARE bested SUPERSIZE ME in a crowd pleasing 4 minute Title fight. So Baldy is the top Parry- Strike. Best of two. HAGAR BLUETOOTH (10-5850) (70-46-1,288) of VIKINGS fought ETERNAL REST (72-8626) (26- 17-0,198) of FEAR FACTORY 2. HAGAR BLUETOOTH won victory over ETERNAL REST in an action packed 1 minute battle. Mr. Bluetooth is still our top Waste. DREAM (60-9010) (35-28-0,211) of FAVORITE SAYINGS fought GRIZZ GRIMHULT (19-5083) (31- 22-1,194) of BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE. DREAM was demolished by GRIZZ GRIMHULT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven fight. Grimhult is top Striker. SWEET REVENGE (8-5378) (43-15-0,201) of PEASANT REBELLION fought SOUTHPOINT (52-3492) (32-13-0,209) of OHIO. SWEET REVENGE defeated SOUTHPOINT in a 2 minute fight. Sweet Revenge is our top (of eight) Aimed Blows. LOVING IT (56-4440) (34-32-0,194) of FAVORITE SAYINGS fought GHOST (47-9609) (28-34- 2,155) of F IS FOR FROG. LOVING IT was demolished by GHOST in a 1 minute mismatched competition. Tammy Faye is still our overall popularity leader. UNCLE FESTER (59-2768) (57-74- 1,200) of TALL TALES fought TAMMY FAYE (39-3520) (49-119-0,174) of WITLESS WONDERS. UNCLE FESTER vanquished TAMMY FAYE in an exciting 1 minute mismatched fight. Uncle Fester is top Slasher. KING MIDAS (59-2770) (53-72-1,195) of TALL TALES fought HREIDMAR THE RED (10-6148) (56-27-0,193) of VIKINGS. KING MIDAS was devastated by HREIDMAR THE RED in a 1 minute one-sided competition. HOPALONG CASSIDY (72-7839) (43-48-0,192) of COWBOY CROONERS fought JOHNNY APPLESEED (59-2767) (44-87-1,179) of TALL TALES. HOPALONG CASSIDY won victory over JOHNNY APPLESEED in an action packed 2 minute duel. Hoppy is our leading Parry-Lunge, while Johnny Appleseed is the top Total Parry. EARLY MORNINGS (84-34548) (36-29-0,198) of THINGS I HATE 2 fought STAY PUFT (20-144) (30-15-1,166) of PHANTOM REGIMENT. EARLY MORNINGS overpowered STAY PUFT in a 1 minute uneven duel. Ew! Mr. Puft was voted this turn's least popular fighter. KNOS THE AXE (74-4394) (36-13-1,161) of BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE fought EVIL INPUTTER (106- 7) (0-0-0,110). KNOS THE AXE overpowered EVIL INPUTTER in an action packed 1 minute one-sided fight. JINX (47-7951) (44-41-1,159) of TEAM TOONS fought PERISTYLIUM (71-7014) (26-31-0,140) of FEAR FACTORY 5. JINX was overpowered by PERISTYLIUM in an exciting 1 minute one- sided fight. Peristylium is our highest ranked Lunger. GARGLE SPEW (45-3902) (23-29-1,121) of EMETICS fought SIGMUNDR (10-6525) (34-19-1,146) of VIKINGS. GARGLE SPEW bested SIGMUNDR in a crowd pleasing 2 minute conflict. G W BUSH (59-2764) (51-80-2,150) of TALL TALES fought CABO WABO (51-5583) (26-15-2,93) of VAN DUEL. G W BUSH was demolished by CABO WABO in a popular 1 minute mismatched match. CALISTA (73-3244) (15-11-1,57) of DAUGHTERS OF DARKNES fought DOH DE PERE (2-6387) (24-38-0,83) of THE RUNAROUND. CALISTA handily defeated DOH DE PERE in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided conflict. SUFFOCATING SIGHT (71-6978) (24-33-0,57) of FEAR FACTORY 12 fought ICE CREAM MAN (51- 5584) (15-6-0,51) of VAN DUEL. SUFFOCATING SIGHT was narrowly defeated by ICE CREAM MAN in a 6 minute struggle. Suffocating sight was this turn's favorite fighter, which is surprising because last turn he was the least favorite. HAPPY (50-3399) (24-30-1,72) of STRANGE TUNES fought KILIMANJARO (10-366) (15-2-0,90) of VIKINGS. HAPPY was narrowly defeated by KILIMANJARO in a crowd pleasing 7 minute bloody brawl. Okay, that's all I can tell you, except... nah, never mind. -- Olaf Modeen THE TOWER GUARDIAN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY BALDASSARE 7-6003 76 54 0 350 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850 71 46 1 297 VIKINGS (1208) KOLACT SWEET REVENGE 8-5378 44 15 0 217 PEASANT REBELLION (1542) ARKERS GRIZZ GRIMHULT 19-5083 32 22 1 212 BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1481) ZUWAYZA GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY EARLY MORNINGS 84-34548 37 29 0 208 THINGS I HATE 2 (1784) BLACKSTONE HREIDMAR THE RED 10-6148 57 27 0 205 VIKINGS (1208) KOLACT UNCLE FESTER 59-2768 58 74 1 204 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS SUPERSIZE ME 47-8110 34 23 2 204 FAST FOOD (1355) NORTH FORK SOUTHPOINT 52-3492 32 14 0 203 OHIO (1286) FRATSFA ETERNAL REST 72-8626 26 18 0 200 FEAR FACTORY 2 (1671) DRAGONHEAD HOPALONG CASSIDY 72-7839 44 48 0 197 COWBOY CROONERS (1535) DRAGONHEAD KING MIDAS 59-2770 53 73 1 192 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS DREAM 60-9010 35 29 0 190 FAVORITE SAYINGS (1782) ARADI GHOST 47-9609 29 34 2 186 F IS FOR FROG (1725) NORTH FORK GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY JOHNNY APPLESEED 59-2767 44 88 1 177 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS TAMMY FAYE 39-3520 49 120 0 171 WITLESS WONDERS (1052) XOCHITHLAN STAY PUFT 20-144 30 16 1 166 PHANTOM REGIMENT (1710) SEAM GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY PERISTYLIUM 71-7014 27 31 0 165 FEAR FACTORY 5 (1690) KYR'TERR LOVING IT 56-4440 34 33 0 164 FAVORITE SAYINGS (1780) ROCANIS KNOS THE AXE 74-4394 37 13 1 163 BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1570) DAYLA KIV GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY GARGLE SPEW 45-3902 24 29 1 150 EMETICS (1030) STORMCROWE JINX 47-7951 44 42 1 140 TEAM TOONS (1500) NORTH FORK CABO WABO 51-5583 27 15 2 135 VAN DUEL (1476) TRICORUS SIGMUNDR 10-6525 34 20 1 128 VIKINGS (1208) KOLACT G W BUSH 59-2764 51 81 2 115 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY KILIMANJARO 10-366 16 2 0 93 VIKINGS (1208) KOLACT GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY CALISTA 73-3244 16 11 1 81 DAUGHTERS OF DARKNES (1779)ERINIKA HAPPY 50-3399 24 31 1 79 STRANGE TUNES (1085) SNOWBOUND -EXTRA HOT 85-22722 17 12 3 77 LANGUAGE BY S-BUX (1776) JASPER GULCH -WESTMORELAND 26-5433 20 7 0 67 GENERAL STUFF (1775) CALEAM -WORN SLAP OUT 85-29986 19 20 0 66 QUICK ON THE DRAWL (1778) JASPER GULCH -SHADOW SPEAR 39-278 19 8 2 63 UNHOLY AVENGERS (342) XOCHITHLAN ICE CREAM MAN 51-5584 16 6 0 62 VAN DUEL (1476) TRICORUS DOH DE PERE 2-6387 24 39 0 61 THE RUNAROUND (1517) NIANIA -YEW 54-3209 15 13 0 57 TREES (1759) TROCAR -URANUS 28-5025 14 20 2 57 PLANETS (1419) MORYA SUFFOCATING SIGHT 71-6978 24 34 0 55 FEAR FACTORY 12 (1713) KYR'TERR -VENUS 28-5013 23 15 0 54 PLANETS (1419) MORYA -HUSH 56-4755 16 4 0 52 Q IS FOR QUIET (1781) ROCANIS -SLEET 52-4392 19 8 1 50 WEATHER (1656) FRATSFA -MERCURY 28-4974 15 13 1 50 PLANETS (1419) MORYA -CAFE DU MONDE 17-7824 15 8 0 49 BOURBON STREET (1777) ALJAFIR -ASH 54-3205 18 7 0 45 TREES (1759) TROCAR '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS BALDASSARE bested SUPERSIZE ME in a crowd pleasing 4 minute Title fight. HAGAR BLUETOOTH won victory over ETERNAL REST in a action packed 1 minute battle. DREAM was demolished by GRIZZ GRIMHULT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven fight. SWEET REVENGE defeated SOUTHPOINT in a 2 minute fight. LOVING IT was demolished by GHOST in a 1 minute mismatched competition. UNCLE FESTER vanquished TAMMY FAYE in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight. KING MIDAS was devastated by HREIDMAR THE RED in a 1 minute one-sided competition. HOPALONG CASSIDY won victory over JOHNNY APPLESEED in a action packed 2 minute duel. EARLY MORNINGS overpowered STAY PUFT in a 1 minute uneven duel. KNOS THE AXE overpowered EVIL INPUTTER in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight. JINX was overpowered by PERISTYLIUM in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight. GARGLE SPEW bested SIGMUNDR in a crowd pleasing 2 minute conflict. G W BUSH was demolished by CABO WABO in a popular 1 minute mismatched match. CALISTA handily defeated DOH DE PERE in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided conflict. SUFFOCATING SIGHT was narrowly defeated by ICE CREAM MAN in a 6 minute struggle. HAPPY was narrowly defeated by KILIMANJARO in a crowd pleasing 7 minute bloody brawl. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |AIMED BLOW 11 WALL OF STEEL 11 - 1 - 0 92 | |STRIKING ATTACK 6 PARRY-STRIKE 17 - 3 - 0 85 | |TOTAL PARRY 4 SLASHING ATTACK 12 - 7 - 0 63 | |LUNGING ATTACK 3 AIMED BLOW 46 - 31 - 0 60 | |PARRY-STRIKE 2 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 - 0 50 | |SLASHING ATTACK 2 PARRY-LUNGE 11 - 12 - 0 48 | |PARRY-LUNGE 2 TOTAL PARRY 10 - 15 - 0 40 | |WALL OF STEEL 1 STRIKING ATTACK 18 - 37 - 0 33 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 LUNGING ATTACK 9 - 24 - 0 27 | |BASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 | Turn 351 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 0 AIMED BLOW 4 - 7 5 AIMED BLOW SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 2 2 STRIKING ATTACK WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 PARRY-STRIKE PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 WALL OF STEEL STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 3 1 SLASHING ATTACK TOTAL PARRY 2 - 2 1 PARRY-LUNGE TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME PARRY-STRIKE BALDASSARE 7-6003 76 54 0 350 SENTINELS (1202) WALL OF STEEL HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850 71 46 1 297 VIKINGS (1208) AIMED BLOW SWEET REVENGE 8-5378 44 15 0 217 PEASANT REBELLION (1542) STRIKING ATTACK GRIZZ GRIMHULT 19-5083 32 22 1 212 BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1481) SLASHING ATTACK UNCLE FESTER 59-2768 58 74 1 204 TALL TALES (1335) PARRY-LUNGE HOPALONG CASSIDY 72-7839 44 48 0 197 COWBOY CROONERS (1535) TOTAL PARRY JOHNNY APPLESEED 59-2767 44 88 1 177 TALL TALES (1335) LUNGING ATTACK PERISTYLIUM 71-7014 27 31 0 165 FEAR FACTORY 5 (1690) The overall popularity leader is TAMMY FAYE 39-3520. The most popular warrior this turn was SUFFOCATING SIGHT 71-6978. The ten other most popular fighters were HAPPY 50-3399, BALDASSARE 7-6003, GARGLE SPEW 45-3902, KILIMANJARO 10-366, ICE CREAM MAN 51-5584, HOPALONG CASSIDY 72-7839, SUPERSIZE ME 47-8110, PERISTYLIUM 71-7014, CABO WABO 51-5583, and GRIZZ GRIMHULT 19-5083. The least popular fighter this week was STAY PUFT 20-144. The other ten least popular fighters were LOVING IT 56-4440, DOH DE PERE 2-6387, JOHNNY APPLESEED 59-2767, KING MIDAS 59-2770, TAMMY FAYE 39-3520, SIGMUNDR 10-6525, EARLY MORNINGS 84--30988, GHOST 47-9609, DREAM 60-9010, and ETERNAL REST 72-8626. Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K NIANIA(2) 0 1 0 STORMCROWE(45) 1 0 0 ARADI(60) 0 1 0 BONSUR(7) 1 0 0 NORTH FORK(47) 1 2 0 KYR'TERR(71) 1 1 0 ARKERS(8) 1 0 0 SNOWBOUND(50) 0 1 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 1 1 0 KOLACT(10) 3 1 0 TRICORUS(51) 2 0 0 ERINIKA(73) 1 0 0 ZUWAYZA(19) 1 0 0 FRATSFA(52) 0 1 0 DAYLA KIV(74) 1 0 0 SEAM(20) 0 1 0 ROCANIS(56) 0 1 0 BLACKSTONE(84) 1 0 0 XOCHITHLAN(39) 0 1 0 ILLIS(59) 1 3 0 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY DOH DE PERE 2-6387 24 39 0 61 THE RUNAROUND (1517) NIANIA BALDASSARE 7-6003 76 54 0 350 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR SWEET REVENGE 8-5378 44 15 0 217 PEASANT REBELLION (1542) ARKERS HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850 71 46 1 297 VIKINGS (1208) KOLACT GRIZZ GRIMHULT 19-5083 32 22 1 212 BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1481) ZUWAYZA TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY STAY PUFT 20-144 30 16 1 166 PHANTOM REGIMENT (1710) SEAM TAMMY FAYE 39-3520 49 120 0 171 WITLESS WONDERS (1052) XOCHITHLAN GARGLE SPEW 45-3902 24 29 1 150 EMETICS (1030) STORMCROWE SUPERSIZE ME 47-8110 34 23 2 204 FAST FOOD (1355) NORTH FORK HAPPY 50-3399 24 31 1 79 STRANGE TUNES (1085) SNOWBOUND CABO WABO 51-5583 27 15 2 135 VAN DUEL (1476) TRICORUS SOUTHPOINT 52-3492 32 14 0 203 OHIO (1286) FRATSFA LOVING IT 56-4440 34 33 0 164 FAVORITE SAYINGS (1780) ROCANIS UNCLE FESTER 59-2768 58 74 1 204 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS DREAM 60-9010 35 29 0 190 FAVORITE SAYINGS (1782) ARADI PERISTYLIUM 71-7014 27 31 0 165 FEAR FACTORY 5 (1690) KYR'TERR ETERNAL REST 72-8626 26 18 0 200 FEAR FACTORY 2 (1671) DRAGONHEAD CALISTA 73-3244 16 11 1 81 DAUGHTERS OF DARKNES (1779 ERINIKA KNOS THE AXE 74-4394 37 13 1 163 BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1570) DAYLA KIV EARLY MORNINGS 84--30988 37 29 0 208 THINGS I HATE 2 (1784) BLACKSTONE STORM POINT Storm Point, DM 86, is now open! This arena will process on a two-week cycle. Orders for inaugural battles are due on May 11, 2020. Jasper Gulch, DM 85, is now closed to new teams, effective immediately. Any new teams that arrive are being rerouted to Storm Point. DM 85 will continue to process on its normal cycle and teams may continue to add new replacement warriors as necessary. -- RSI