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Date : 08/11/2020 Duedate: 09/07/2020
CRYSALIS ARENA
DM 106 TURN 354
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 THE RED COMP 34/644 11 4 0 73.3 NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC 42/1343
3 SPARF! 20/873 2796 1402 26 66.6 5 VIKINGS 10/1208 385 312 2 55.2
CRYPTICS 25/150 SENTINELS 7/1202
SKI TAOS 23/860 VAN DUEL 51/1476
AVID FANS 45/199 PEASANT REBELLION 8/1542
REAL BEER 21/859 PHANTOM REGIMENT 20/1710
THE BULLS 73/255 BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE 19/1481
NOT QUITE 59/1028 BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE 74/1570
ROYAL FLUSH 47/10 6 FAST FOOD 47/1355 22 29 0 43.1
OPEN SESAME 50/668 THINGS I HATE 2 84/1784
CHAPEL ROCK 59/1108 FAVORITE SAYINGS 56/1780
OTTO'S PARTS 52/664 FAVORITE SAYINGS 60/1782
PARTY ANIMALS 5/476 7 GLASS CANNO 85/1799 1 0 0 100
ALPHABET SOUP 73/943 8 LUROCIAN DE 47/1364 13 14 1 48.1
MONGOL HORDE 73/1631 9 FEAR FACTOR 72/1671 25 53 0 32.1
USELESS TOOLS 54/552 FEAR FACTORY 5 71/1690
WORLDWIDE GORE 26/35 FEAR FACTORY 12 71/1713
MILITARY MAYHEM 31/37 10 TEAM TOONS 47/1500 56 67 0 45.5
USELESS TOOLS 57/1249 COWBOY CROONERS 72/1535
WAY BACK WHEN 73/1497 11 OHIO 52/1286 119 230 0 34.1
WAY TO GO! II 73/1010 EMETICS 45/1030
WRESTLMANIACS 30/1459 STRANGE TUNES 50/1085
CALENDAR GIRLS 73/1574 WITLESS WONDERS 39/1052
CONSORTIUM CRAP 11/1248 13 TALL TALES 59/1335 135 261 3 34.1
CRUEL PET NAMES 40/1117 14 DAUGHTERS O 73/1779 1 3 0 25.0
ITALIAN FOOTBALL 17/826 15 RED AVENGER 29/1724 1 1 0 50.0
IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS 7/883 16 LADIES OF QU 7/1795 0 2 0 0.0
INGRATE WHITE NORTH 60/745
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Hey you hounds!
There were 54 fights today. One guy died. A whole lot of guys avoided. There were
11 challenges. I think there were 22 stand-ins, but I could have lost count.
PIRES (7-5665) (35-18-0,201) of IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS fought G W BUSH (59-2764) (52-82-
2,170) of TALL TALES. PIRES narrowly killed G W BUSH in a 2 minute struggle. Pires
avoided Renegade Cats.
Here's our Title fight. HARI-KARI (73-3049) (99-16-0,345) of WAY TO GO! II challenged
BALDASSARE (7-6003) (78-54-0,403) of SENTINELS. HARI-KARI viciously subdued
BALDASSARE in an 11 minute Challenge Title fight. So, the nearly unbeatable Aimed
Blow has returned to the Tower Guardian's throne. And Baldassare is no longer the top
Parry-Strike.
Our overall popularity leader is The Referee. THE REFEREE (45-1091) (119-57-4,270) of
AVID FANS fought TEMPTRESS (47-6671) (24-18-1,187) of LUROCIAN DEVILS. THE REFEREE
vanquished TEMPTRESS in a 1 minute one-sided fray. The Ref avoided Intimidators.
This turn's favorite fighter is Gargle Spew. GARGLE SPEW (45-3902) (24-31-1,122) of
EMETICS fought ROGUE (34-308) (27-12-0,102) of THE RED COMPANY. GARGLE SPEW was
unbelievably bested by ROGUE in an exciting 11 minute match.
And the least favorite fighter today is Kilimanjaro, who avoided the team Abyss.
NUMBSKULL (52-2948) (37-19-2,180) of OTTO'S PARTS fought KILIMANJARO (10-366) (17-3-
0,138) of VIKINGS. NUMBSKULL demolished KILIMANJARO in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
According to Zontani Sharp Eyes, Royal Flush avoided Favorite Sayings. You know, I
don't find Favorite Sayings on my list of avoids. I suspect that each guild has teams
that are not currently active, and when those teams are supposedly avoided, it means
an active team in the same guild has been avoided. But I really don't know.
The most challenged fighter was Hopalong Cassidy. GENERAL PUBLIC (31-3112) (44-38-
1,191) of MILITARY MAYHEM challenged HOPALONG CASSIDY (72-7839) (45-49-0,192) of
COWBOY CROONERS. GENERAL PUBLIC bested HOPALONG CASSIDY in a 2 minute Challenge
brawl. General Public avoided Pitch Perfect.
Anyway, back to the stylemasters.
Our leading Total Parry is Dutch Treat. DUTCH TREAT (26-1841) (184-42-2,598) of
WORLDWIDE GORE fought UNCLE FESTER (59-2768) (58-76-1,198) of TALL TALES. DUTCH TREAT
demolished UNCLE FESTER in an exciting 3 minute one-sided bout. Mr. Treat avoided Run
DMC.
Top Parry-Strike is Disco Queen. DISCO QUEEN (47-1992) (110-36-3,309) of ROYAL FLUSH
fought CRYSALIS GUARD (106-29) (0-0-0,200). DISCO QUEEN overcame CRYSALIS GUARD in a
crowd pleasing 4 minute bout.
Land of Flush is the highest ranked Parry-Lunge. LAND OF FLUSH (11-4373) (65-26-
2,305) of CONSORTIUM CRAP fought ETERNAL REST (72-8626) (27-19-0,204) of FEAR FACTORY
2. LAND OF FLUSH defeated ETERNAL REST in a 3 minute struggle. Mr. Flush avoided
Magnificent Bastards. Eternal Rest is top Striker.
ACE OF BASE (47-6905) (39-27-0,236) of ROYAL FLUSH fought RIRORNI COOK (106-24) (0-0-
0,181). ACE OF BASE demolished RIRORNI COOK in a 1 minute one-sided fight. Mr. Base
is top Slasher, and he avoided Foreign Policy.
Best Wall of Steel today is Taos. TAOS (26-4042) (57-27-1,232) of HERE TO PHOENIX
fought THE BLACKSMITH (106-22) (0-0-0,181). TAOS devastated THE BLACKSMITH in a
popular 3 minute gruesome one-sided contest. Taos avoided Run DMC.
The top Lunger is Deathfromabove. DEATHFROMABOVE (73-5766) (28-6-1,215) of WAY BACK
WHEN fought ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL (106-28) (0-0-0,200). DEATHFROMABOVE demolished
ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a 1 minute mismatched match. Deathfromabove avoided Dogs of
War.
Jive is still the top Parry-Riposte. JIVE (25-624) (125-82-1,207) of CRYPTICS fought
THE TEACH (7-6621) (45-46-4,166) of LADIES OF QUALITY. JIVE demolished THE TEACH in
an exciting 1 minute mismatched match. Jive avoided Run DMC.
KING FORADAY (47-3762) (95-65-4,214) of ROYAL FLUSH fought GOJIRO (106-31) (0-0-
0,220). KING FORADAY was overpowered by GOJIRO in an action packed 2 minute one-sided
bout. Foraday is top Basher and he avoided The Runaround. Gojiro avoided Tokyo.
That's all I can tell you for now. See you in fourteen.
-- Olaf Modeen
THE TOWER GUARDIAN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HARI-KARI 73-3049 100 16 0 365 WAY TO GO! II (1010) ERINIKA
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DUTCH TREAT 26-1841 185 42 2 608 WORLDWIDE GORE (35) CALEAM
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DISCO QUEEN 47-1992 111 36 3 317 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373 66 26 2 315 CONSORTIUM CRAP (1248) ARUAK CITY
THE REFEREE 45-1091 120 57 4 280 AVID FANS (199) STORMCROWE
WEDNESDAY ADDAMS 73-6043 29 4 0 261 CALENDAR GIRLS (1574) ERINIKA
ACE OF BASE 47-6905 40 27 0 241 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
TAOS 26-4042 58 27 1 240 HERE TO PHOENIX (871) CALEAM
SWEET REVENGE 8-5378 46 16 0 230 PEASANT REBELLION (1542) ARKERS
DEATHFROMABOVE 73-5766 29 6 1 226 WAY BACK WHEN (1497) ERINIKA
LONDON QUIREBOY 59-2513 63 32 1 225 CHAPEL ROCK (1108) ILLIS
THE LION KING 47-6360 62 21 0 225 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
PIRES 7-5665 36 18 1 225 IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (883) BONSUR
BEERVAHNA 60-4292 65 46 3 220 INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745) ARADI
KING MIDAS 59-2770 54 75 1 217 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
FAT LIP 52-3791 35 37 1 214 OTTO'S PARTS (664) FRATSFA
DORSAL FINN 42-1662 26 16 1 212 NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC (1343) RODEKI
SOUTHPOINT 52-3492 33 16 0 211 OHIO (1286) FRATSFA
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BALDASSARE 7-6003 78 55 0 210 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
UNCLE FESTER 59-2768 58 77 1 210 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
JIVE 25-624 126 82 1 209 CRYPTICS (150) LYRATILAN
THE COUNT 50-1860 41 23 0 208 OPEN SESAME (668) SNOWBOUND
EARLY MORNINGS 84-34548 38 31 0 208 THINGS I HATE 2 (1784) BLACKSTONE
RUBBER KNIFE 57-2546 60 20 2 206 USELESS TOOLS (1249) ANDOR
ETERNAL REST 72-8626 27 20 0 206 FEAR FACTORY 2 (1671) DRAGONHEAD
HUNZICKER BOWL 23-4182 63 40 3 205 SKI TAOS (860) TI
BULL DURHAM 5-4324 80 32 1 204 PARTY ANIMALS (476) KALTOS
-DARK TOWER 11-1702 126 68 0 202 KING'S COURT (34) ARUAK CITY
HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850 72 48 1 202 VIKINGS (1208) KOLACT
TUESDAY WELD 73-6047 31 6 0 202 CALENDAR GIRLS (1574) ERINIKA
F.O.A.D. 73-442 60 27 2 201 ALPHABET SOUP (943) ERINIKA
RUBBER KNIFE 54-2038 81 59 1 200 USELESS TOOLS (552) TROCAR
ADAM'S APPLE 52-3203 49 29 0 199 OTTO'S PARTS (664) FRATSFA
-SITS ON HIS DUFF 73-1810 61 42 4 198 THINGS GEORGE DOES (812) ERINIKA
AFRICAN QUEEN 47-6424 59 27 0 198 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
GENERAL PUBLIC 31-3112 45 38 1 198 MILITARY MAYHEM (37) CHIMLEVTAL
-VIKING RAIDER 54-2885 41 24 1 198 SPARF! (1139) TROCAR
KNOS THE AXE 74-4394 38 15 1 198 BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1570) DAYLA KIV
DREAM 60-9010 36 31 0 198 FAVORITE SAYINGS (1782) ARADI
GENERAL PURPOSE 31-5124 21 10 1 198 MILITARY MAYHEM (37) CHIMLEVTAL
DAIRY QUEEN 47-2685 133 62 3 197 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
R BAGGIO 17-4867 33 22 1 196 ITALIAN FOOTBALL (826) ALJAFIR
TEMPTRESS 47-6671 24 19 1 196 LUROCIAN DEVILS (1364) NORTH FORK
FRENCH KISS 73-590 14 8 0 196 WORLDWIDE GORE (547) ERINIKA
ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429 68 53 1 195 SPARF! (873) SEAM
-WOLFMAN JACK 5-4594 34 8 2 195 PARTY ANIMALS (476) KALTOS
JACK KNIFE 47-6694 43 29 1 193 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
SUPERSIZE ME 47-8110 35 25 2 192 FAST FOOD (1355) NORTH FORK
KING FORADAY 47-3762 95 66 4 191 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
BASE ON BULLS 73-3101 49 27 4 191 THE BULLS (255) ERINIKA
-A GROUNDSKEEPER 45-1613 50 45 1 190 AVID FANS (199) STORMCROWE
BODDINGTON'S 21-5035 50 29 0 190 REAL BEER (859) SUNSET
-STEVE MCQUEEN 47-3908 73 63 1 189 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
HOPALONG CASSIDY 72-7839 45 50 0 189 COWBOY CROONERS (1535) DRAGONHEAD
-TRICK SHOULDER 52-1053 27 25 1 189 OTTO'S PARTS (664) FRATSFA
BULL FROG 73-4547 51 31 0 188 THE BULLS (255) ERINIKA
PHILLIP THE BIRD 40-3708 39 33 1 188 CRUEL PET NAMES (1117) ZENSU
IMMOVEABLE OBJECT 59-2110 59 35 2 187 NOT QUITE (1028) ILLIS
HREIDMAR THE RED 10-6148 59 28 0 187 VIKINGS (1208) KOLACT
NUMBSKULL 52-2948 38 19 2 187 OTTO'S PARTS (664) FRATSFA
A BOMB IN A BULL 73-503 27 13 2 185 THE BULLS (255) ERINIKA
-SUPER GROVER 50-3413 32 17 0 183 OPEN SESAME (668) SNOWBOUND
-GAZZA 12-3538 27 10 2 183 ENGLISH FOOTBALL (1680) RIZTAB
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
THAT! 21-5272 27 13 2 181 REAL BEER (859) SUNSET
THE ROCK 30-4314 24 12 1 181 WRESTLMANIACS (1459) IAYE
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JOHNNY APPLESEED 59-2767 44 91 1 180 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
PERISTYLIUM 71-7014 27 34 0 180 FEAR FACTORY 5 (1690) KYR'TERR
-A CHEERLEADER 45-1092 24 12 2 180 AVID FANS (199) STORMCROWE
G W BUSH 59-2764 52 83 2 179 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
JINX 47-7951 45 44 1 179 TEAM TOONS (1500) NORTH FORK
LAR'EH WALKER 60-5825 31 21 1 177 INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745) ARADI
TRASH CAN 50-3403 40 24 4 176 OPEN SESAME (668) SNOWBOUND
GRIZZ GRIMHULT 19-5083 32 25 1 176 BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1481) ZUWAYZA
-SCORPION KING 47-4718 23 9 1 176 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
-UZI 44-1701 45 51 1 175 BLOWN AWAY (398) KRILL
CUBA 26-3917 48 32 0 174 HERE TO PHOENIX (871) CALEAM
BEER KHAN 73-5755 33 7 2 174 MONGOL HORDE (1631) ERINIKA
STAY PUFT 20-144 30 19 1 174 PHANTOM REGIMENT (1710) SEAM
TICKET TAKER 45-2522 16 5 1 173 AVID FANS (199) STORMCROWE
-FIGHTER ACE 47-1189 95 66 6 172 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
PHONELESS CORD 54-2018 57 49 0 171 USELESS TOOLS (552) TROCAR
TAMMY FAYE 39-3520 49 123 0 168 WITLESS WONDERS (1052) XOCHITHLAN
LOVING IT 56-4440 34 36 0 160 FAVORITE SAYINGS (1780) ROCANIS
PIERCE 34-519 29 20 1 156 THE RED COMPANY (644) MONUNTIAL
CABO WABO 51-5583 29 16 2 152 VAN DUEL (1476) TRICORUS
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GREEN KING 21-5183 30 10 0 149 REAL BEER (859) SUNSET
KILIMANJARO 10-366 17 4 0 144 VIKINGS (1208) KOLACT
-KENNY CHESNEY 73-5517 24 8 1 142 SUE'S BIG BOYS (1635) ERINIKA
-JACK O'LANTERN 47-2762 19 11 1 138 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
SIGMUNDR 10-6525 34 23 1 137 VIKINGS (1208) KOLACT
A.O. HELL 54-2523 47 28 2 136 USELESS TOOLS (552) TROCAR
ROGUE 34-308 28 12 0 120 THE RED COMPANY (644) MONUNTIAL
-BOOGER KING 72-6588 33 18 0 117 BASH BROS FAST FOOD (1618) DRAGONHEAD
GARGLE SPEW 45-3902 24 32 1 114 EMETICS (1030) STORMCROWE
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-JERK 63-3426 28 13 2 99 EXCLAMATION! (1606) AMEN-TEI
GUTLESS 85-2896 20 26 0 97 GLASS CANNON (1799) JASPER GULCH
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-LITTLE VARIOUS 47-9341 23 15 2 86 BIG LAKE GROOVE (1614) NORTH FORK
HAPPY 50-3399 25 33 1 85 STRANGE TUNES (1085) SNOWBOUND
-POORLY SUHTED 84-56436 16 34 0 82 SUHT YOURSELF (1707) BLACKSTONE
-JANUARY JONES 73-6056 14 5 0 82 CALENDAR GIRLS (1574) ERINIKA
-BAD MOON RISING 28-4019 21 17 1 81 LUNAE MILITES (1143) MORYA
-XAPHA IRONJAW 20-760 20 19 2 81 DARQUE KNIGHTS (1675) SEAM
ICE CREAM MAN 51-5584 18 7 0 77 VAN DUEL (1476) TRICORUS
-CHAUNCEY 46-4690 19 8 1 66 FANDILS (220) ARDIVENT
-DOH DE PERE 2-6387 25 40 0 65 THE RUNAROUND (1517) NIANIA
-CONVENIENCE 72-7310 18 6 0 60 BASH BROS MARRIAGE (1793) DRAGONHEAD
BRAVO 29-6239 15 8 1 60 RED AVENGERS (1724) LAPUR
-LOST IN COUCH 72-7734 17 6 1 58 BASH BROS REMOTE (1692) DRAGONHEAD
-PURDY 30-5662 17 5 0 56 LENPROS (189) IAYE
-FIVE 85-25855 15 10 1 56 17 KC 13 (1800) JASPER GULCH
-ARCEE 47-9529 17 4 0 55 DARQUE FORCES (1115) NORTH FORK
-TIM THYME 36-8169 14 11 1 54 SPICE GUYS (1797) JHANS
-JAMES DYSON 1-9653 16 5 0 53 PITCH PERFECT (1760) MORDANT
SUFFOCATING SIGHT 71-6978 24 37 0 52 FEAR FACTORY 12 (1713) KYR'TERR
-PANAMA 51-5769 15 7 0 52 VAN DUEL (1476) TRICORUS
-WASHINGTON 26-5442 14 5 3 50 GENERAL STUFF (1775) CALEAM
CALISTA 73-3244 16 14 1 49 DAUGHTERS OF DARKNES (1779)ERINIKA
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-LINK 78-3378 14 6 0 48 FAMOUS ARCHERS (1696) LIN TIRIAN
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
G W BUSH 59-2764 52 83 2 TALL TALES 1335 PIRES 7-5665 354
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
HARI-KARI viciously subdued BALDASSARE in a 11 minute Challenge Title fight.
DORSAL FINN savagely defeated DREAM in a 2 minute brutal Challenge melee.
R BAGGIO was defeated by KING MIDAS in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge duel.
TUESDAY WELD viciously subdued SUPERSIZE ME in a popular 7 minute Challenge fight.
GENERAL PUBLIC bested HOPALONG CASSIDY in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.
FRENCH KISS lost to EARLY MORNINGS in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge fight.
ROWDY YOBBO was narrowly defeated by SOUTHPOINT in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.
TICKET TAKER unbelievably bested TAMMY FAYE in a 2 minute Challenge melee.
TRASH CAN vanquished CABO WABO in a action packed 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
BEER KHAN vanquished LOVING IT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
IMMOVEABLE OBJECT savagely defeated JOHNNY APPLESEED in a 6 minute Challenge melee.
DEATHFROMABOVE demolished ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a 1 minute mismatched match.
WEDNESDAY ADDAMS viciously subdued HAGAR BLUETOOTH in a exciting 5 minute battle.
BODDINGTON'S was overpowered by AMBER WOLFWALKER in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
LAND OF FLUSH defeated ETERNAL REST in a 3 minute struggle.
BULL FROG lost to CLOTTO in a exciting 5 minute bloody fray.
HREIDMAR THE RED was devastated by BEERVAHNA in a 2 minute brutal one-sided brawl.
DUTCH TREAT demolished UNCLE FESTER in a exciting 3 minute one-sided bout.
LONDON QUIREBOY defeated VILLAINOUS INFORMER in a 2 minute conflict.
TAOS devastated THE BLACKSMITH in a popular 3 minute gruesome one-sided contest.
RUBBER KNIFE was savagely defeated by SWEET REVENGE in a action packed 4 minute bout.
FAT LIP overcame VILLAINOUS INFORMER in a popular 4 minute contest.
ACE OF BASE demolished RIRORNI COOK in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
THE LION KING viciously subdued CLOTTO in a popular 3 minute gruesome match.
KING FORADAY was overpowered by GOJIRO in a action packed 2 minute one-sided bout.
THE REFEREE vanquished TEMPTRESS in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
DISCO QUEEN overcame CRYSALIS GUARD in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bout.
BULL DURHAM vanquished STAY PUFT in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
DAIRY QUEEN defeated PERISTYLIUM in a action packed 2 minute duel.
PHILLIP THE BIRD was luckily beaten by CLOTTO in a exciting 3 minute gory match.
AFRICAN QUEEN was defeated by VERMICIOUS KNID in a exciting 5 minute gory bout.
JACK KNIFE viciously subdued THE BLACKSMITH in a crowd pleasing 8 minute match.
PIRES narrowly killed G W BUSH in a 2 minute struggle.
THE COUNT subdued CRYSALIS GUARD in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal match.
ADAM'S APPLE viciously subdued RIRORNI COOK in a exciting 4 minute brutal fight.
GENERAL PURPOSE handily defeated IMPRISONED SPY in a popular 1 minute uneven match.
PHONELESS CORD was viciously subdued by IMPRISONED SPY in a 2 minute bout.
RUBBER KNIFE viciously subdued RIRORNI COOK in a exciting 5 minute gory duel.
THE ROCK was demolished by RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven duel.
CUBA was demolished by KNOS THE AXE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven conflict.
THAT! was overpowered by AMBER WOLFWALKER in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
LAR'EH WALKER was handily defeated by AMBER WOLFWALKER in a 1 minute conflict.
F.O.A.D. demolished THE BLACKSMITH in a popular 3 minute gory uneven fight.
BASE ON BULLS unbelievably bested JINX in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gruesome bout.
JIVE demolished THE TEACH in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
HUNZICKER BOWL demolished GRIZZ GRIMHULT in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
A BOMB IN A BULL overpowered FLOYD in a crowd pleasing 2 minute mismatched conflict.
A.O. HELL was bested by PIERCE in a 2 minute battle.
NUMBSKULL demolished KILIMANJARO in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
GARGLE SPEW was unbelievably bested by ROGUE in a exciting 11 minute match.
GREEN KING bested SIGMUNDR in a 2 minute brawl.
GUTLESS beat ICE CREAM MAN in a action packed 2 minute bloody bout.
CALISTA was overpowered by HAPPY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched fight.
SUFFOCATING SIGHT was viciously subdued by BRAVO in a exciting 5 minute gory bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 22 PARRY-STRIKE 23 - 4 - 0 85 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 20 WALL OF STEEL 28 - 10 - 0 74 |
|WALL OF STEEL 11 SLASHING ATTACK 21 - 12 - 0 64 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 6 PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 2 - 0 60 |
|TOTAL PARRY 6 BASHING ATTACK 4 - 3 - 0 57 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 6 AIMED BLOW 62 - 56 - 0 53 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 5 TOTAL PARRY 21 - 20 - 0 51 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 5 PARRY-LUNGE 15 - 18 - 0 45 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 LUNGING ATTACK 35 - 42 - 2 45 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 STRIKING ATTACK 17 - 44 - 0 28 |
Turn 354 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
WALL OF STEEL 10 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 3 3 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-STRIKE 4 - 1 TOTAL PARRY 2 - 4 2 PARRY-STRIKE
PARRY-LUNGE 4 - 2 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 5 2 WALL OF STEEL
AIMED BLOW 11 - 11 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 1 PARRY-LUNGE
LUNGING ATTACK 10 - 10 1 SLASHING ATTACK
1 LUNGING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW HARI-KARI 73-3049 100 16 0 365 WAY TO GO! II (1010)
TOTAL PARRY DUTCH TREAT 26-1841 185 42 2 608 WORLDWIDE GORE (35)
PARRY-STRIKE DISCO QUEEN 47-1992 111 36 3 317 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
PARRY-LUNGE LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373 66 26 2 315 CONSORTIUM CRAP (1248)
SLASHING ATTACK ACE OF BASE 47-6905 40 27 0 241 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
WALL OF STEEL TAOS 26-4042 58 27 1 240 HERE TO PHOENIX (871)
LUNGING ATTACK DEATHFROMABOVE 73-5766 29 6 1 226 WAY BACK WHEN (1497)
PARRY-RIPOSTE JIVE 25-624 126 82 1 209 CRYPTICS (150)
STRIKING ATTACK ETERNAL REST 72-8626 27 20 0 206 FEAR FACTORY 2 (1671)
BASHING ATTACK KING FORADAY 47-3762 95 66 4 191 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
The overall popularity leader is THE REFEREE 45-1091. The most popular warrior this
turn was GARGLE SPEW 45-3902. The ten other most popular fighters were BALDASSARE
7-6003, AFRICAN QUEEN 47-6424, HARI-KARI 73-3049, BULL FROG 73-4547, JACK KNIFE
47-6694, TUESDAY WELD 73-6047, WEDNESDAY ADDAMS 73-6043, RUBBER KNIFE 54-2038, BRAVO
29-6239, and SUPERSIZE ME 47-8110.
The least popular fighter this week was KILIMANJARO 10-366. The other ten least
popular fighters were GRIZZ GRIMHULT 19-5083, THE ROCK 30-4314, STAY PUFT 20-144,
LOVING IT 56-4440, CALISTA 73-3244, ICE CREAM MAN 51-5584, SIGMUNDR 10-6525, THE
TEACH 7-6621, THAT! 21-5272, and CUBA 26-3917.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
KALTOS(5) 1 0 0 LAPUR(29) 1 0 0 TROCAR(54) 1 2 0
BONSUR(7) 1 2 1 IAYE(30) 0 1 0 ROCANIS(56) 0 1 0
ARKERS(8) 1 0 0 CHIMLEVTAL(31) 2 0 0 ANDOR(57) 0 1 0
KOLACT(10) 0 4 0 MONUNTIAL(34) 2 0 0 ILLIS(59) 3 3 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 1 0 0 XOCHITHLAN(39) 0 1 0 ARADI(60) 1 2 0
ALJAFIR(17) 0 1 0 ZENSU(40) 0 1 0 KYR'TERR(71) 0 2 0
ZUWAYZA(19) 0 1 0 RODEKI(42) 1 0 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 0 2 0
SEAM(20) 0 2 0 STORMCROWE(45) 2 1 0 ERINIKA(73) 8 3 0
SUNSET(21) 1 2 0 NORTH FORK(47) 5 5 0 DAYLA KIV(74) 1 0 0
TI(23) 1 0 0 SNOWBOUND(50) 3 0 0 BLACKSTONE(84) 1 0 0
LYRATILAN(25) 1 0 0 TRICORUS(51) 0 2 0 JASPER GULCH(85) 1 0 0
CALEAM(26) 2 1 0 FRATSFA(52) 4 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BULL DURHAM 5-4324 80 32 1 204 PARTY ANIMALS (476) KALTOS
PIRES 7-5665 36 18 1 225 IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (883) BONSUR
SWEET REVENGE 8-5378 46 16 0 230 PEASANT REBELLION (1542) ARKERS
HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850 72 48 1 202 VIKINGS (1208) KOLACT
LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373 66 26 2 315 CONSORTIUM CRAP (1248) ARUAK CITY
R BAGGIO 17-4867 33 22 1 196 ITALIAN FOOTBALL (826) ALJAFIR
GRIZZ GRIMHULT 19-5083 32 25 1 176 BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1481) ZUWAYZA
ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429 68 53 1 195 SPARF! (873) SEAM
BODDINGTON'S 21-5035 50 29 0 190 REAL BEER (859) SUNSET
HUNZICKER BOWL 23-4182 63 40 3 205 SKI TAOS (860) TI
JIVE 25-624 126 82 1 209 CRYPTICS (150) LYRATILAN
DUTCH TREAT 26-1841 185 42 2 608 WORLDWIDE GORE (35) CALEAM
BRAVO 29-6239 15 8 1 60 RED AVENGERS (1724) LAPUR
THE ROCK 30-4314 24 12 1 181 WRESTLMANIACS (1459) IAYE
GENERAL PUBLIC 31-3112 45 38 1 198 MILITARY MAYHEM (37) CHIMLEVTAL
PIERCE 34-519 29 20 1 156 THE RED COMPANY (644) MONUNTIAL
TAMMY FAYE 39-3520 49 123 0 168 WITLESS WONDERS (1052) XOCHITHLAN
PHILLIP THE BIRD 40-3708 39 33 1 188 CRUEL PET NAMES (1117) ZENSU
DORSAL FINN 42-1662 26 16 1 212 NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC (1343) RODEKI
THE REFEREE 45-1091 120 57 4 280 AVID FANS (199) STORMCROWE
DISCO QUEEN 47-1992 111 36 3 317 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
THE COUNT 50-1860 41 23 0 208 OPEN SESAME (668) SNOWBOUND
CABO WABO 51-5583 29 16 2 152 VAN DUEL (1476) TRICORUS
FAT LIP 52-3791 35 37 1 214 OTTO'S PARTS (664) FRATSFA
RUBBER KNIFE 54-2038 81 59 1 200 USELESS TOOLS (552) TROCAR
LOVING IT 56-4440 34 36 0 160 FAVORITE SAYINGS (1780) ROCANIS
RUBBER KNIFE 57-2546 60 20 2 206 USELESS TOOLS (1249) ANDOR
LONDON QUIREBOY 59-2513 63 32 1 225 CHAPEL ROCK (1108) ILLIS
BEERVAHNA 60-4292 65 46 3 220 INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745) ARADI
PERISTYLIUM 71-7014 27 34 0 180 FEAR FACTORY 5 (1690) KYR'TERR
ETERNAL REST 72-8626 27 20 0 206 FEAR FACTORY 2 (1671) DRAGONHEAD
HARI-KARI 73-3049 100 16 0 365 WAY TO GO! II (1010) ERINIKA
KNOS THE AXE 74-4394 38 15 1 198 BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1570) DAYLA KIV
EARLY MORNINGS 84--30988 38 31 0 208 THINGS I HATE 2 (1784) BLACKSTONE
GUTLESS 85-2896 20 26 0 97 GLASS CANNON (1799) JASPER GULCH
Name Change-o-Rama -- Final Update
The Commission's administrative office on the Isle was in a big square building
that looked like any other administrative office building in any national capital.
Standard, boring. Except for the goats. Half a dozen goats were wandering free,
eating the landscaping, and as many clerks were chasing them. A clerk saw them
coming, he looked like a Trustworthy Scribe, and he rushed over to the approaching
gladiators. "Do you know anything about goats?" He gestured helplessly at the hungry
goats. "They're here because of the Name-Change-o-Rama. We donate them to help change
the world, you know."
The gladiators nodded. They'd heard about it, but hadn't thought it would be so
funny to see. "How did you deal with them last time?"
The clerk made a disgusted gesture. "People came and took them away. But the
people didn't come this time. They sent a message about being quarantined! Aren't we
all? And WE get to work! Goats are not in our job description."
One of the gladiators snorted laughter. "We'll help," he said. "Where do you
want them?"
* * * *
Embric, relieved that he had not been appointed goat-herder this afternoon,
carefully dipped his pen in ink and began to write. "It is our pleasure and honor
to note that one hundred and twenty-seven gladiators and teams have elected to change
their names, supporting the contribution of goats to deserving people. With the
Commission's matching funds, this has purchased six goats--a good goat can't be
purchased for a copper, you know. The goats are already en route to their new homes,
where they will be--" He paused and thought about it. "--very welcome. We wish all
the best to the goats and the new goat-owners."