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Date   : 10/06/2020    Duedate: 11/02/2020

CRYSALIS ARENA

DM 106    TURN 356

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 THE RED COMP 34/644   13    6   0 68.4      NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC 42/1343
    THE RED COMPANY 47/1805                   5 VIKINGS 10/1208      391  317   2 55.2
  3 SPARF! 20/873       2974 1472  24 66.9      SENTINELS 7/1202
    CRYPTICS 25/150                             VAN DUEL 51/1476
    AVID FANS 45/199                            PEASANT REBELLION 8/1542
    REAL BEER 21/859                            PHANTOM REGIMENT 20/1710
    THE BULLS 73/255                            BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE 19/1481
    ROYAL FLUSH 47/10                           BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE 74/1570
    KING'S COURT 11/34                        6 FAST FOOD 47/1355     24   35   0 40.7
    OPEN SESAME 50/668                          THINGS I HATE 2 84/1784
    OTTO'S PARTS 52/664                         FAVORITE SAYINGS 56/1780
    PARTY ANIMALS 5/476                         FAVORITE SAYINGS 60/1782
    ALPHABET SOUP 73/943                      7 BODY BY OTT 84/1809    2    1   0 66.7
    USELESS TOOLS 54/552                        GLASS CANNON 85/1799
    WORLDWIDE GORE 26/35                      9 FEAR FACTOR 72/1671   26   58   0 31.0
    MILITARY MAYHEM 31/37                       FEAR FACTORY 5 71/1690
    USELESS TOOLS 57/1249                       FEAR FACTORY 12 71/1713
    WAY BACK WHEN 73/1497                    10 TEAM TOONS 47/1500    57   70   0 44.9
    WAY TO GO! II 73/1010                       COWBOY CROONERS 72/1535
    WORLDWIDE GORE 73/547                    11 OHIO 52/1286         121  236   0 33.9
    WRESTLMANIACS 30/1459                       EMETICS 45/1030
    CALENDAR GIRLS 73/1574                      STRANGE TUNES 50/1085
    HERE TO PHOENIX 26/871                      WITLESS WONDERS 39/1052
    SUE'S BIG BOYS 73/1635                   12 TALL TALES 59/1335   137  267   3 33.9
    CONSORTIUM CRAP 11/1248                  14 RED AVENGER 29/1724    1    2   0 33.3
    CRUEL PET NAMES 40/1117                  15 PULP FICTIO 32/1407    2    0   0  100
    ITALIAN FOOTBALL 17/826                  16 WICKED MART 47/1810    1    0   0  100
    INGRATE WHITE NORTH 60/745

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Hey there!

Crysalis had 53 fights today, nobody died, there were 17 challenges and, I think, 22 
stand-ins.  I guess that can happen when one guild has overwhelming numbers in a 
smallish arena.

Hari-Kari remains our top Aimed Blow and Tower Guardian.  HARI-KARI (73-3049) (101-16-
0,382) of WAY TO GO! II challenged SWEET REVENGE (8-5378) (46-16-0,230) of PEASANT 
REBELLION.  HARI-KARI slimly won victory over SWEET REVENGE in a 7 minute Challenge 
Title fight.  Slimly, eh?

By beating a stand-in, Dutch Treat retained his top TP honor.  DUTCH TREAT (26-1841) 
(186-42-2,619) of WORLDWIDE GORE fought TELGOR (106-27) (0-0-0,200).  DUTCH TREAT 
handily defeated TELGOR in a popular 1 minute mismatched competition.

DISCO QUEEN (47-1992) (112-36-3,325) of ROYAL FLUSH fought RIRORNI CAPTAIN (106-26) 
(0-0-0,200).  DISCO QUEEN overpowered RIRORNI CAPTAIN in an action packed 3 minute 
one-sided fight.  The Queen is our most highly ranked Parry-Strike, as well as overall 
popularity leader.

LAND OF FLUSH (11-4373) (67-26-2,328) of CONSORTIUM CRAP fought CLOTTO (106-25) (0-0-
0,181).  LAND OF FLUSH savagely defeated CLOTTO in an exciting 4 minute gory bout.  
And so, Mr. Flush is still our leading Parry-Lunge.

Top Lunger is Beervahna.  BEERVAHNA (60-4292) (66-46-3,234) of INGRATE WHITE NORTH 
fought VILLAINOUS INFORMER (106-23) (0-0-0,181).  BEERVAHNA overpowered VILLAINOUS 
INFORMER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fray.

THE LION KING (47-6360) (63-21-0,233) of ROYAL FLUSH fought RIRORNI COOK (106-24) (0-
0-0,181).  THE LION KING vanquished RIRORNI COOK in a 2 minute mismatched fight.  The 
Lion King is top Wall of Steel.

JIVE (25-624) (127-82-1,219) of CRYPTICS fought CLOTTO (106-25) (0-0-0,181).  JIVE 
overpowered CLOTTO in a popular 2 minute gruesome one-sided duel.  Jive is our leading 
Parry-Riposte.

Best Striker is Wolfman Jack.  WOLFMAN JACK (5-4594) (35-8-2,210) of PARTY ANIMALS 
fought GARGLE SPEW (45-3902) (25-32-1,153) of EMETICS.  WOLFMAN JACK vanquished GARGLE 
SPEW in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.

NUMBSKULL (52-2948) (39-19-2,199) of OTTO'S PARTS challenged UNCLE FESTER (59-2768) 
(58-78-1,201) of TALL TALES.  NUMBSKULL beat UNCLE FESTER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute 
Challenge brawl.  Numbskull is our leading Slasher, and that was an impressive fight.

THAT! (21-5272) (27-13-2,181) of REAL BEER fought VERMICIOUS KNID (106-30) (0-0-
0,240).  THAT! vanquished VERMICIOUS KNID in an exciting 2 minute bloody mismatched 
bout.  That! is top Basher.

Kenny Chesney is this turn's favorite fighter because of his longish fight.  KENNY 
CHESNEY (73-5517) (25-8-1,165) of SUE'S BIG BOYS fought KILIMANJARO (10-366) (17-4-
0,144) of VIKINGS.  KENNY CHESNEY was outlasted by KILIMANJARO in a crowd pleasing 9 
minute bout.

And the least popular fighter was Suffocating Sight.  JANUARY JONES (73-6056) (15-5-
0,95) of CALENDAR GIRLS fought SUFFOCATING SIGHT (71-6978) (24-38-0,50) of FEAR 
FACTORY 12.  JANUARY JONES devastated SUFFOCATING SIGHT in a popular 1 minute one-
sided brawl.

Vikings were avoided by Royal Flush.  What?  For a guild that's making everyone fight 
stand-ins to also avoid, which makes the problem worse -- Well, I don't know what to 
say.

That's all.  Enjoy the fall colors.

                                          -- Olaf Modeen

THE TOWER GUARDIAN             W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HARI-KARI 73-3049           102  16  0  405  WAY TO GO! II (1010)       ERINIKA

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DUTCH TREAT 26-1841         187  42  2  629  WORLDWIDE GORE (35)        CALEAM
 DISCO QUEEN 47-1992         113  36  3  338  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373        68  26  2  331  CONSORTIUM CRAP (1248)     ARUAK CITY
 WEDNESDAY ADDAMS 73-6043     31   4  0  278  CALENDAR GIRLS (1574)      ERINIKA
 BEERVAHNA 60-4292            67  46  3  242  INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745)  ARADI
 THE COUNT 50-1860            43  23  0  240  OPEN SESAME (668)          SNOWBOUND
 THE LION KING 47-6360        64  21  0  239  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 BALDASSARE 7-6003            79  55  0  234  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
 SOUTHPOINT 52-3492           34  17  0  229  OHIO (1286)                FRATSFA
 JIVE 25-624                 128  82  1  227  CRYPTICS (150)             LYRATILAN
 HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850      73  48  1  227  VIKINGS (1208)             KOLACT
 BULL DURHAM 5-4324           82  32  1  224  PARTY ANIMALS (476)        KALTOS
 DARK TOWER 11-1702          128  68  0  221  KING'S COURT (34)          ARUAK CITY
 R BAGGIO 17-4867             34  22  1  220  ITALIAN FOOTBALL (826)     ALJAFIR

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KING MIDAS 59-2770           55  76  1  218  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
 TUESDAY WELD 73-6047         33   6  0  216  CALENDAR GIRLS (1574)      ERINIKA
 BASE ON BULLS 73-3101        51  27  4  213  THE BULLS (255)            ERINIKA
 EARLY MORNINGS 84-34548      39  32  0  213  THINGS I HATE 2 (1784)     BLACKSTONE
 RUBBER KNIFE 54-2038         83  59  1  212  USELESS TOOLS (552)        TROCAR
 RUBBER KNIFE 57-2546         61  20  2  212  USELESS TOOLS (1249)       ANDOR
 WOLFMAN JACK 5-4594          36   8  2  212  PARTY ANIMALS (476)        KALTOS

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SWEET REVENGE 8-5378         46  17  0  210  PEASANT REBELLION (1542)   ARKERS
 NUMBSKULL 52-2948            40  19  2  208  OTTO'S PARTS (664)         FRATSFA
 PHILLIP THE BIRD 40-3708     40  33  1  207  CRUEL PET NAMES (1117)     ZENSU
 BODDINGTON'S 21-5035         51  29  0  206  REAL BEER (859)            SUNSET
 F.O.A.D. 73-442              61  28  2  204  ALPHABET SOUP (943)        ERINIKA
 THAT! 21-5272                28  13  2  204  REAL BEER (859)            SUNSET
 ETERNAL REST 72-8626         27  22  0  204  FEAR FACTORY 2 (1671)      DRAGONHEAD
 DREAM 60-9010                37  32  0  203  FAVORITE SAYINGS (1782)    ARADI
 FRENCH KISS 73-590           15   8  0  203  WORLDWIDE GORE (547)       ERINIKA
 BULL FROG 73-4547            52  31  0  202  THE BULLS (255)            ERINIKA
 UNCLE FESTER 59-2768         58  79  1  200  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
 G W BUSH 59-2764             53  84  2  200  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
 ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429          69  53  1  199  SPARF! (873)               SEAM
 HOPALONG CASSIDY 72-7839     46  51  0  199  COWBOY CROONERS (1535)     DRAGONHEAD
-TAOS 26-4042                 58  28  1  198  HERE TO PHOENIX (871)      CALEAM
-PIRES 7-5665                 36  19  1  198  IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (883) BONSUR
 TICKET TAKER 45-2522         18   5  1  198  AVID FANS (199)            STORMCROWE
 GENERAL PUBLIC 31-3112       46  39  1  197  MILITARY MAYHEM (37)       CHIMLEVTAL
 ADAM'S APPLE 52-3203         50  30  0  196  OTTO'S PARTS (664)         FRATSFA
 CABO WABO 51-5583            30  16  2  196  VAN DUEL (1476)            TRICORUS
-GENERAL PURPOSE 31-5124      21  11  1  196  MILITARY MAYHEM (37)       CHIMLEVTAL
-VIKING RAIDER 54-2885        41  25  1  195  SPARF! (1139)              TROCAR
 GRIZZ GRIMHULT 19-5083       33  25  1  194  BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1481)  ZUWAYZA
 A BOMB IN A BULL 73-503      28  14  2  194  THE BULLS (255)            ERINIKA
-TEMPTRESS 47-6671            24  20  1  192  LUROCIAN DEVILS (1364)     NORTH FORK
 HREIDMAR THE RED 10-6148     59  29  0  191  VIKINGS (1208)             KOLACT
 PERISTYLIUM 71-7014          28  35  0  191  FEAR FACTORY 5 (1690)      KYR'TERR
 DORSAL FINN 42-1662          27  17  1  191  NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC (1343) RODEKI
-THE REFEREE 45-1091         120  58  4  190  AVID FANS (199)            STORMCROWE
-HUNZICKER BOWL 23-4182       63  41  3  190  SKI TAOS (860)             TI
 TRASH CAN 50-3403            42  24  4  190  OPEN SESAME (668)          SNOWBOUND
 KNOS THE AXE 74-4394         38  16  1  190  BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1570)  DAYLA KIV
 FAT LIP 52-3791              36  38  1  190  OTTO'S PARTS (664)         FRATSFA
-SITS ON HIS DUFF 73-1810     61  43  4  189  THINGS GEORGE DOES (812)   ERINIKA
 AFRICAN QUEEN 47-6424        59  28  0  189  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
-STEVE MCQUEEN 47-3908        73  64  1  188  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
-TRICK SHOULDER 52-1053       27  26  1  187  OTTO'S PARTS (664)         FRATSFA
-JACK KNIFE 47-6694           43  30  1  185  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
-SUPER GROVER 50-3413         32  18  0  183  OPEN SESAME (668)          SNOWBOUND
-GAZZA 12-3538                27  11  2  183  ENGLISH FOOTBALL (1680)    RIZTAB
 KING FORADAY 47-3762         95  67  4  182  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 A GROUNDSKEEPER 45-1613      51  46  1  182  AVID FANS (199)            STORMCROWE

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-DAIRY QUEEN 47-2685         133  63  3  180  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
-LONDON QUIREBOY 59-2513      63  33  1  180  CHAPEL ROCK (1108)         ILLIS
-IMMOVEABLE OBJECT 59-2110    59  36  2  180  NOT QUITE (1028)           ILLIS
-ACE OF BASE 47-6905          40  28  0  180  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 SUPERSIZE ME 47-8110         35  27  2  180  FAST FOOD (1355)           NORTH FORK
 DEATHFROMABOVE 73-5766       30   7  1  180  WAY BACK WHEN (1497)       ERINIKA
 STAY PUFT 20-144             30  20  1  177  PHANTOM REGIMENT (1710)    SEAM
 PHONELESS CORD 54-2018       57  50  0  176  USELESS TOOLS (552)        TROCAR
 CUBA 26-3917                 49  32  0  176  HERE TO PHOENIX (871)      CALEAM
-A CHEERLEADER 45-1092        24  13  2  175  AVID FANS (199)            STORMCROWE

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JACK O'LANTERN 47-2762       21  11  1  175  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 TAMMY FAYE 39-3520           49 125  0  174  WITLESS WONDERS (1052)     XOCHITHLAN
 GREEN KING 21-5183           32  10  0  174  REAL BEER (859)            SUNSET
 LAR'EH WALKER 60-5825        31  22  1  173  INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745)  ARADI
 THE ROCK 30-4314             24  13  1  172  WRESTLMANIACS (1459)       IAYE
 KILIMANJARO 10-366           18   4  0  172  VIKINGS (1208)             KOLACT
 SCORPION KING 47-4718        24  10  1  169  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 JINX 47-7951                 45  46  1  164  TEAM TOONS (1500)          NORTH FORK
 FIGHTER ACE 47-1189          96  67  6  163  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 GARGLE SPEW 45-3902          25  33  1  162  EMETICS (1030)             STORMCROWE
-BEER KHAN 73-5755            33   8  2  160  MONGOL HORDE (1631)        ERINIKA
 A.O. HELL 54-2523            48  28  2  157  USELESS TOOLS (552)        TROCAR
 JOHNNY APPLESEED 59-2767     44  93  1  156  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
 KENNY CHESNEY 73-5517        25   9  1  156  SUE'S BIG BOYS (1635)      ERINIKA

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SIGMUNDR 10-6525             35  23  1  147  VIKINGS (1208)             KOLACT
 LOVING IT 56-4440            34  38  0  140  FAVORITE SAYINGS (1780)    ROCANIS
-UZI 44-1701                  45  52  1  139  BLOWN AWAY (398)           KRILL
 PIERCE 34-519                29  22  1  134  THE RED COMPANY (644)      MONUNTIAL
-ROGUE 34-308                 28  12  0  120  THE RED COMPANY (644)      MONUNTIAL

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-GUTLESS 85-2896              20  26  0   97  GLASS CANNON (1799)        JASPER GULCH
 JANUARY JONES 73-6056        16   5  0   97  CALENDAR GIRLS (1574)      ERINIKA
-EIGER THE HARDY 8-5811       27  11  0   92  THE CHOSEN (1412)          ARKERS

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LOTTO 84-54527               18  31  3   89  BODY BY OTTO (1809)        BLACKSTONE
 THE WOLF 32-3502             25   5  0   86  PULP FICTION (1407)        ARVAT
 SKYE 47-9865                 22   7  0   86  THE RED COMPANY (1805)     NORTH FORK
 VALAC 47-8819                20   7  0   85  WICKED MARTYRS (1810)      NORTH FORK
 HAPPY 50-3399                25  35  1   70  STRANGE TUNES (1085)       SNOWBOUND
 ICE CREAM MAN 51-5584        18   8  0   69  VAN DUEL (1476)            TRICORUS
-ZEPHYR 8-5824                19  11  0   68  Z GLADIATORZ (1128)        ARKERS
-BOMBAY BIKE CLUB 45-5214     18  13  1   68  CSU COLLEGE RADIO (1630)   STORMCROWE
 CALISTA 73-3244              17  15  1   63  DAUGHTERS OF DARKNES (1779)ERINIKA
 BRAVO 29-6239                15   9  1   61  RED AVENGERS (1724)        LAPUR
-STINKY 72-6864               18   4  0   58  BASH BROS DIAPER (1806)    DRAGONHEAD
-DROP DEAD LEGS 51-5809       16   7  1   56  VAN DUEL (1476)            TRICORUS
-ALFOR BEACHWOOD 39-4110      16   7  1   56  THE MIDDLE WAY (946)       XOCHITHLAN
 SUFFOCATING SIGHT 71-6978    24  39  0   54  FEAR FACTORY 12 (1713)     KYR'TERR
 TIMOROUS 85-2899             19  29  0   53  GLASS CANNON (1799)        JASPER GULCH
-EL BURRITO 30-5658           14   9  1   52  LENPROS (189)              IAYE
-KING CHAPPA 83-527           16  11  1   50  KAME HOUSE (1804)          TELORINTHE
-CAR SEAT HEADREST 45-5210    14   4  0   46  CSU COLLEGE RADIO (1630)   STORMCROWE
-UNCONTROLLABLE 72-9129        7   0  0   21  BASH BROS FEELINGS (1807)  DRAGONHEAD

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Announcing the Lapurian Festival of the 900.  Over the past 34+ years many legendary 
fighters and managers have attended the Lapurian Arena.  If you are one of those 
managers and have a team in Lapur, send your warriors in to fight for this one special 
turn and celebrate the arena's 900th.  Spread the word, let's make it something 
special!

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

HARI-KARI slimly won victory over SWEET REVENGE in a 7 minute Challenge Title fight.
BASE ON BULLS subdued ETERNAL REST in a exciting 2 minute Challenge melee.
R BAGGIO overpowered KNOS THE AXE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
A BOMB IN A BULL was overpowered by SOUTHPOINT in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
BULL DURHAM devastated DREAM in a popular 1 minute bloody uneven Challenge brawl.
NUMBSKULL beat UNCLE FESTER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge brawl.
GENERAL PUBLIC was defeated by EARLY MORNINGS in a 1 minute Challenge melee.
PHILLIP THE BIRD vanquished SUPERSIZE ME in a popular 2 minute uneven Challenge duel.
TICKET TAKER slimly won victory over PERISTYLIUM in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
KING FORADAY was overpowered by KING MIDAS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
THE ROCK was overpowered by HOPALONG CASSIDY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
JACK O'LANTERN overcame JINX in a exciting 1 minute Challenge contest.
SCORPION KING was demolished by G W BUSH in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
GREEN KING overpowered JOHNNY APPLESEED in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
TRASH CAN handily defeated TAMMY FAYE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
A.O. HELL devastated PIERCE in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided Challenge fight.
SKYE overpowered HAPPY in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge match.
DUTCH TREAT handily defeated TELGOR in a popular 1 minute mismatched competition.
JIVE overpowered CLOTTO in a popular 2 minute gruesome one-sided duel.
TUESDAY WELD won victory over VILLAINOUS INFORMER in a 2 minute fray.
WEDNESDAY ADDAMS devastated THE BLACKSMITH in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
DORSAL FINN was overpowered by CRYSALIS GUARD in a 2 minute gory one-sided duel.
DEATHFROMABOVE was vanquished by RIRORNI COOK in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
F.O.A.D. was viciously subdued by HAGAR BLUETOOTH in a action packed 6 minute bout.
BEERVAHNA overpowered VILLAINOUS INFORMER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fray.
DISCO QUEEN overpowered RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a action packed 3 minute one-sided fight.
FAT LIP was handily defeated by AMBER WOLFWALKER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
LAND OF FLUSH savagely defeated CLOTTO in a exciting 4 minute gory bout.
DARK TOWER overcame TELGOR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
THE LION KING vanquished RIRORNI COOK in a 2 minute mismatched fight.
THE COUNT subdued HREIDMAR THE RED in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal match.
BODDINGTON'S handily defeated GOJIRO in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
AFRICAN QUEEN was handily defeated by TELGOR in a popular 1 minute gory uneven match.
THAT! vanquished VERMICIOUS KNID in a exciting 2 minute bloody mismatched bout.
ADAM'S APPLE was vanquished by BALDASSARE in a exciting 2 minute one-sided match.
RUBBER KNIFE vanquished STAY PUFT in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
RUBBER KNIFE subdued RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a action packed 1 minute conflict.
FIGHTER ACE was handily defeated by CABO WABO in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
ROWDY YOBBO viciously subdued CLOTTO in a exciting 2 minute brutal conflict.
A GROUNDSKEEPER was defeated by GRIZZ GRIMHULT in a 2 minute battle.
BULL FROG defeated CRYSALIS GUARD in a popular 3 minute duel.
FRENCH KISS overpowered VILLAINOUS INFORMER in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
WOLFMAN JACK vanquished GARGLE SPEW in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
CUBA beat CHEATING MANAGER in a exciting 1 minute battle.
KENNY CHESNEY was outlasted by KILIMANJARO in a crowd pleasing 9 minute bout.
LAR'EH WALKER was devastated by TELGOR in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
PHONELESS CORD was savagely defeated by CRYSALIS GUARD in a 5 minute battle.
SIGMUNDR slimly won victory over LOVING IT in a exciting 4 minute match.
JANUARY JONES devastated SUFFOCATING SIGHT in a popular 1 minute one-sided brawl.
THE WOLF vanquished CALISTA in a popular 1 minute one-sided struggle.
TIMOROUS was bested by ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a 2 minute conflict.
LOTTO bested BRAVO in a exciting 1 minute gory bout.
ICE CREAM MAN was viciously subdued by VALAC in a crowd pleasing 3 minute match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      22         PARRY-RIPOSTE      7 -   2 -  0      78  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  19         PARRY-STRIKE      22 -   7 -  0      76  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   11         WALL OF STEEL     41 -  19 -  0      68  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      6         SLASHING ATTACK   23 -  17 -  0      58  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      6         BASHING ATTACK     5 -   4 -  0      56  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  6         TOTAL PARRY       25 -  21 -  0      54  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  5         PARRY-LUNGE       21 -  19 -  0      53  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     4         LUNGING ATTACK    54 -  52 -  2      51  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         AIMED BLOW        69 -  75 -  0      48  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         STRIKING ATTACK   20 -  46 -  0      30  |

Turn 356 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  0     AIMED BLOW        10 - 12         3  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-LUNGE        4 -  2                                       2  PARRY-STRIKE   
TOTAL PARRY        4 -  2                                       2  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      7 -  4                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  2                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    
LUNGING ATTACK    10 -  9                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  2                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  3     
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       HARI-KARI 73-3049         102  16  0  405 WAY TO GO! II (1010)
TOTAL PARRY      DUTCH TREAT 26-1841       187  42  2  629 WORLDWIDE GORE (35)
PARRY-STRIKE     DISCO QUEEN 47-1992       113  36  3  338 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
PARRY-LUNGE      LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373      68  26  2  331 CONSORTIUM CRAP (1248)
LUNGING ATTACK   BEERVAHNA 60-4292          67  46  3  242 INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745)
WALL OF STEEL    THE LION KING 47-6360      64  21  0  239 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    JIVE 25-624               128  82  1  227 CRYPTICS (150)
STRIKING ATTACK  WOLFMAN JACK 5-4594        36   8  2  212 PARTY ANIMALS (476)
SLASHING ATTACK  NUMBSKULL 52-2948          40  19  2  208 OTTO'S PARTS (664)
BASHING ATTACK   THAT! 21-5272              28  13  2  204 REAL BEER (859)

The overall popularity leader is DISCO QUEEN 47-1992.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was KENNY CHESNEY 73-5517.  The ten other most popular fighters were F.O.A.D. 
73-442, HARI-KARI 73-3049, LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373, ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429, LOVING IT 
56-4440, HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850, KILIMANJARO 10-366, SWEET REVENGE 8-5378, PHONELESS 
CORD 54-2018, and G W BUSH 59-2764.

The least popular fighter this week was SUFFOCATING SIGHT 71-6978.  The other ten 
least popular fighters were LAR'EH WALKER 60-5825, STAY PUFT 20-144, A BOMB IN A BULL 
73-503, GARGLE SPEW 45-3902, FIGHTER ACE 47-1189, AFRICAN QUEEN 47-6424, FAT LIP 
52-3791, DEATHFROMABOVE 73-5766, PIERCE 34-519, and THE ROCK 30-4314.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
KALTOS(5)            2  0 0  IAYE(30)             0  1 0  TROCAR(54)           2  1 0  
BONSUR(7)            1  0 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       0  1 0  ROCANIS(56)          0  1 0  
ARKERS(8)            0  1 0  ARVAT(32)            1  0 0  ANDOR(57)            1  0 0  
KOLACT(10)           3  1 0  MONUNTIAL(34)        0  1 0  ILLIS(59)            2  2 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       2  0 0  XOCHITHLAN(39)       0  1 0  ARADI(60)            1  2 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          1  0 0  ZENSU(40)            1  0 0  KYR'TERR(71)         0  2 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          1  0 0  RODEKI(42)           0  1 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       1  1 0  
SEAM(20)             1  1 0  STORMCROWE(45)       1  2 0  ERINIKA(73)          7  5 0  
SUNSET(21)           3  0 0  NORTH FORK(47)       5  6 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        0  1 0  
LYRATILAN(25)        1  0 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        2  1 0  BLACKSTONE(84)       2  0 0  
CALEAM(26)           2  0 0  TRICORUS(51)         1  1 0  JASPER GULCH(85)     0  1 0  
LAPUR(29)            0  1 0  FRATSFA(52)          2  2 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BULL DURHAM 5-4324          82  32  1  224  PARTY ANIMALS (476)        KALTOS
 BALDASSARE 7-6003           79  55  0  234  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
 SWEET REVENGE 8-5378        46  17  0  210  PEASANT REBELLION (1542)   ARKERS
 HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850     73  48  1  227  VIKINGS (1208)             KOLACT
 LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373       68  26  2  331  CONSORTIUM CRAP (1248)     ARUAK CITY
 R BAGGIO 17-4867            34  22  1  220  ITALIAN FOOTBALL (826)     ALJAFIR
 GRIZZ GRIMHULT 19-5083      33  25  1  194  BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1481)  ZUWAYZA
 ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429         69  53  1  199  SPARF! (873)               SEAM
 BODDINGTON'S 21-5035        51  29  0  206  REAL BEER (859)            SUNSET
 JIVE 25-624                128  82  1  227  CRYPTICS (150)             LYRATILAN
 DUTCH TREAT 26-1841        187  42  2  629  WORLDWIDE GORE (35)        CALEAM
 BRAVO 29-6239               15   9  1   61  RED AVENGERS (1724)        LAPUR
 THE ROCK 30-4314            24  13  1  172  WRESTLMANIACS (1459)       IAYE
 GENERAL PUBLIC 31-3112      46  39  1  197  MILITARY MAYHEM (37)       CHIMLEVTAL
 THE WOLF 32-3502            25   5  0   86  PULP FICTION (1407)        ARVAT
 PIERCE 34-519               29  22  1  134  THE RED COMPANY (644)      MONUNTIAL
 TAMMY FAYE 39-3520          49 125  0  174  WITLESS WONDERS (1052)     XOCHITHLAN
 PHILLIP THE BIRD 40-3708    40  33  1  207  CRUEL PET NAMES (1117)     ZENSU
 DORSAL FINN 42-1662         27  17  1  191  NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC (1343) RODEKI
 TICKET TAKER 45-2522        18   5  1  198  AVID FANS (199)            STORMCROWE
 DISCO QUEEN 47-1992        113  36  3  338  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 THE COUNT 50-1860           43  23  0  240  OPEN SESAME (668)          SNOWBOUND
 CABO WABO 51-5583           30  16  2  196  VAN DUEL (1476)            TRICORUS
 SOUTHPOINT 52-3492          34  17  0  229  OHIO (1286)                FRATSFA
 RUBBER KNIFE 54-2038        83  59  1  212  USELESS TOOLS (552)        TROCAR
 LOVING IT 56-4440           34  38  0  140  FAVORITE SAYINGS (1780)    ROCANIS
 RUBBER KNIFE 57-2546        61  20  2  212  USELESS TOOLS (1249)       ANDOR
 KING MIDAS 59-2770          55  76  1  218  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
 BEERVAHNA 60-4292           67  46  3  242  INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745)  ARADI
 PERISTYLIUM 71-7014         28  35  0  191  FEAR FACTORY 5 (1690)      KYR'TERR
 ETERNAL REST 72-8626        27  22  0  204  FEAR FACTORY 2 (1671)      DRAGONHEAD
 HARI-KARI 73-3049          102  16  0  405  WAY TO GO! II (1010)       ERINIKA
 KNOS THE AXE 74-4394        38  16  1  190  BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1570)  DAYLA KIV
 EARLY MORNINGS 84--30988    39  32  0  213  THINGS I HATE 2 (1784)     BLACKSTONE
 TIMOROUS 85-2899            19  29  0   53  GLASS CANNON (1799)        JASPER GULCH

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, a few additional warriors graduated 
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

                     FORCE OF ONE (19-5622) BY THE NUMBERS  (472) 
                 TASSLEHOFF BURRFOOT (21-8778) KENDER INVASION  (676) 
                    LOWDOWN AND MEAN (29-6113) I'M THE WOLF  (504) 
                     SUPERIOR SEGUE (32-7186) SEGUE CARTEL  (440) 
                 UNCONTROLLABLE (72-9129) BASH BROS FEELINGS  (1201) 
                     MARK PORTUGAL (73-348) WORLDWIDE GORE  (36) 
                   ETERNAL DOOM (82-16726) HAUNTED CASTLE 1  (2543) 
                        CFO (84-32810) BUSINESS CLASS  (5753) 
                    BEELRETH (84-41537) 102ND DIRE LANCERS  (7227) 
                  SLOTH LIASON (84-51421) THIRSTY THUGS 1443  (8827) 
                   NAP MANIAC (85-4134) WICKED MARTYRS 1507  (747) 
                 HOMING LEMMING (85-16885) THIRSTY THUGS 1656  (3094) 
                       STEVE DALLAS (85-19356) IN BLOOM  (910) 

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes