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Date : 12/29/2020 Duedate: 01/25/2021
CRYSALIS ARENA
DM 106 TURN 359
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 THE RED COMP 34/644 18 7 0 72.0 THINGS I HATE 2 84/1784
THE RED COMPANY 47/1805 FAVORITE SAYINGS 56/1780
2 ROYAL FLUSH 47/10 1361 678 13 66.7 FAVORITE SAYINGS 60/1782
OPEN SESAME 50/668 7 FEAR FACTOR 72/1671 28 65 0 30.1
WORLDWIDE GORE 26/35 FEAR FACTORY 5 71/1690
WAY TO GO! II 73/1010 FEAR FACTORY 12 71/1713
3 VIKINGS 10/1208 413 328 2 55.7 9 TEAM TOONS 47/1500 58 75 0 43.6
SENTINELS 7/1202 COWBOY CROONERS 72/1535
VAN DUEL 51/1476 10 OHIO 52/1286 125 245 0 33.8
PEASANT REBELLION 8/1542 EMETICS 45/1030
PHANTOM REGIMENT 20/1710 STRANGE TUNES 50/1085
BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE 19/1481 WITLESS WONDERS 39/1052
BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE 74/1570 WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE 47/1825
4 FAST FOOD 47/1355 31 40 0 43.7 11 TALL TALES 59/1335 138 278 3 33.2
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Hey there.
Well! Eighteen fights today. There was just one challenge, and no one died. I
believe we had one stand-in.
He's still our Tower Guardian, still the leading Aimed Blow. HARI-KARI (73-3049)
(104-16-0,438) of WAY TO GO! II challenged EARLY MORNINGS (84-34548) (40-33-0,211) of
THINGS I HATE 2. HARI-KARI bested EARLY MORNINGS in a 2 minute Challenge Title fight.
And he still didn't write a column. Tsk.
No stylemasters here. BALDASSARE (7-6003) (81-55-0,252) of SENTINELS fought UNCLE
FESTER (59-2768) (58-81-1,184) of TALL TALES. BALDASSARE bested UNCLE FESTER in a 3
minute duel.
Dutch Treat is our most highly recognized Total Parry. DUTCH TREAT (26-1841) (189-42-
2,661) of WORLDWIDE GORE fought PERISTYLIUM (71-7014) (29-36-0,205) of FEAR FACTORY 5.
DUTCH TREAT subdued PERISTYLIUM in an exciting 1 minute melee. Peristylium is top
Lunger.
Disco Queen is still the overall popularity leader. DISCO QUEEN (47-1992) (115-36-
3,361) of ROYAL FLUSH fought G W BUSH (59-2764) (53-86-2,189) of TALL TALES. DISCO
QUEEN overpowered G W BUSH in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched duel. Mr. Bush is
top Striker.
SOUTHPOINT (52-3492) (35-18-0,217) of OHIO fought HREIDMAR THE RED (10-6148) (61-29-
0,208) of VIKINGS. SOUTHPOINT was defeated by HREIDMAR THE RED in a 2 minute fight.
CABO WABO (51-5583) (31-17-2,219) of VAN DUEL fought SUPERSIZE ME (47-8110) (37-27-
2,201) of FAST FOOD. CABO WABO was subdued by SUPERSIZE ME in a 2 minute competition.
Mr. Wabo is top Slasher.
SWEET REVENGE (8-5378) (47-18-0,200) of PEASANT REBELLION fought HOPALONG CASSIDY (72-
7839) (46-53-0,195) of COWBOY CROONERS. SWEET REVENGE bested HOPALONG CASSIDY in a 2
minute duel. Hoppy is still Crysalis' leading Parry-Lunge, and he doesn't actually
sing.
HAIRY MONSTER (50-3436) (34-22-0,193) of OPEN SESAME fought HAGAR BLUETOOTH (10-5850)
(74-49-1,210) of VIKINGS. HAIRY MONSTER was narrowly defeated by HAGAR BLUETOOTH in a
6 minute struggle. Hairy Monster is this turn's favorite fighter, and Mr. Bluetooth
is our one and only Wall of Steel.
GRIZZ GRIMHULT (19-5083) (34-26-1,188) of BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE fought JOHNNY APPLESEED
(59-2767) (45-94-1,188) of TALL TALES. GRIZZ GRIMHULT handily defeated JOHNNY
APPLESEED in a 1 minute uneven fight.
KING MIDAS (59-2770) (55-78-1,194) of TALL TALES fought KNOS THE AXE (74-4394) (40-16-
1,210) of BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE. KING MIDAS was vanquished by KNOS THE AXE in a popular
1 minute gruesome uneven duel.
DREAM (60-9010) (38-33-0,210) of FAVORITE SAYINGS fought KILIMANJARO (10-366) (18-6-
0,175) of VIKINGS. DREAM vanquished KILIMANJARO in a 2 minute brutal one-sided fight.
STAY PUFT (20-144) (32-20-1,209) of PHANTOM REGIMENT fought GARGLE SPEW (45-3902) (26-
34-1,157) of EMETICS. STAY PUFT handily defeated GARGLE SPEW in an exciting 2 minute
one-sided bout.
JINX (47-7951) (45-48-1,169) of TEAM TOONS fought TAMMY FAYE (39-3520) (50-126-0,179)
of WITLESS WONDERS. JINX subdued TAMMY FAYE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute competition.
SIGMUNDR (10-6525) (36-24-1,160) of VIKINGS fought PIERCE (34-519) (30-23-1,163) of
THE RED COMPANY. SIGMUNDR was bested by PIERCE in an exciting 4 minute battle.
LOVING IT (56-4440) (34-40-0,136) of FAVORITE SAYINGS fought ETERNAL REST (72-8626)
(27-24-0,143) of FEAR FACTORY 2. LOVING IT bested ETERNAL REST in a crowd pleasing 1
minute bout.
SKYE (47-9865) (24-7-0,94) of THE RED COMPANY fought HAPPY (50-3399) (26-36-1,67) of
STRANGE TUNES. SKYE overcame HAPPY in an action packed 3 minute fight. Skye is our
highest ranked Parry-Riposte.
SUFFOCATING SIGHT (71-6978) (24-41-0,55) of FEAR FACTORY 12 fought GALLIENUS (47-4956)
(15-32-1,78) of WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE. SUFFOCATING SIGHT overpowered GALLIENUS in an
action packed 1 minute uneven struggle. Gallenius was voted least popular this turn.
Suffocating Sight gained 23 points.
ICE CREAM MAN (51-5584) (19-9-0,85) of VAN DUEL fought RIRORNI SOLDIER (106-3) (0-0-
0,30). ICE CREAM MAN beat RIRORNI SOLDIER in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brawl.
Vikings avoided Royal Flush. Well done.
Gah! It's snowing -- or rather, sleeting. I had things to do, but I'm not going out
in this.
-- Olaf Modeen
THE TOWER GUARDIAN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HARI-KARI 73-3049 105 16 0 448 WAY TO GO! II (1010) ERINIKA
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DUTCH TREAT 26-1841 190 42 2 666 WORLDWIDE GORE (35) CALEAM
DISCO QUEEN 47-1992 116 36 3 369 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
BALDASSARE 7-6003 82 55 0 254 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
HREIDMAR THE RED 10-6148 62 29 0 223 VIKINGS (1208) KOLACT
HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850 75 49 1 222 VIKINGS (1208) KOLACT
DREAM 60-9010 39 33 0 221 FAVORITE SAYINGS (1782) ARADI
KNOS THE AXE 74-4394 41 16 1 219 BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1570) DAYLA KIV
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SUPERSIZE ME 47-8110 38 27 2 214 FAST FOOD (1355) NORTH FORK
STAY PUFT 20-144 33 20 1 211 PHANTOM REGIMENT (1710) SEAM
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
EARLY MORNINGS 84-34548 40 34 0 210 THINGS I HATE 2 (1784) BLACKSTONE
PERISTYLIUM 71-7014 29 37 0 210 FEAR FACTORY 5 (1690) KYR'TERR
SWEET REVENGE 8-5378 48 18 0 205 PEASANT REBELLION (1542) ARKERS
SOUTHPOINT 52-3492 35 19 0 203 OHIO (1286) FRATSFA
G W BUSH 59-2764 53 87 2 202 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
HOPALONG CASSIDY 72-7839 46 54 0 200 COWBOY CROONERS (1535) DRAGONHEAD
HAIRY MONSTER 50-3436 34 23 0 200 OPEN SESAME (668) SNOWBOUND
GRIZZ GRIMHULT 19-5083 35 26 1 199 BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1481) ZUWAYZA
CABO WABO 51-5583 31 18 2 198 VAN DUEL (1476) TRICORUS
KING MIDAS 59-2770 55 79 1 192 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
UNCLE FESTER 59-2768 58 82 1 191 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JINX 47-7951 46 48 1 180 TEAM TOONS (1500) NORTH FORK
JOHNNY APPLESEED 59-2767 45 95 1 180 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
PIERCE 34-519 31 23 1 176 THE RED COMPANY (644) MONUNTIAL
KILIMANJARO 10-366 18 7 0 173 VIKINGS (1208) KOLACT
TAMMY FAYE 39-3520 50 127 0 169 WITLESS WONDERS (1052) XOCHITHLAN
-KENNY CHESNEY 73-5517 26 9 1 169 SUE'S BIG BOYS (1635) ERINIKA
GARGLE SPEW 45-3902 26 35 1 164 EMETICS (1030) STORMCROWE
SIGMUNDR 10-6525 36 25 1 159 VIKINGS (1208) KOLACT
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
LOVING IT 56-4440 35 40 0 148 FAVORITE SAYINGS (1780) ROCANIS
ETERNAL REST 72-8626 27 25 0 134 FEAR FACTORY 2 (1671) DRAGONHEAD
-SLEEPLESS 20-752 28 22 1 107 PHANTOM REGIMENT (1710) SEAM
-TWOFEET D'GRAVE 20-757 27 20 3 104 PHANTOM REGIMENT (1710) SEAM
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SKYE 47-9865 25 7 0 96 THE RED COMPANY (1805) NORTH FORK
-ALDON 45-5120 20 3 0 96 WOB AFW (1811) STORMCROWE
-WONKER WIENER 85-19026 23 23 0 92 FAMOUS FAR SIDES (1815) JASPER GULCH
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ICE CREAM MAN 51-5584 20 9 0 87 VAN DUEL (1476) TRICORUS
SUFFOCATING SIGHT 71-6978 25 41 0 78 FEAR FACTORY 12 (1713) KYR'TERR
-HULA MIA 59-2947 22 12 0 78 ISLANDERS (804) ILLIS
-URANUS 28-5025 15 21 2 76 PLANETS (1419) MORYA
HAPPY 50-3399 26 37 1 75 STRANGE TUNES (1085) SNOWBOUND
-FLAX FERRET 11-8393 23 3 3 75 ANIMAL FARM (1095) ARUAK CITY
-TOPAZ TURTLE 11-8390 21 11 0 74 ANIMAL FARM (1095) ARUAK CITY
-BRAVO 29-6239 15 11 1 69 RED AVENGERS (1724) LAPUR
-ASH 54-3205 19 8 0 62 TREES (1759) TROCAR
-BIRGITTE 73-6755 11 1 0 62 KINGS BLADES (1770) ERINIKA
GALLIENUS 47-4956 15 33 1 56 WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (1825) NORTH FORK
-VENUS 28-5013 23 17 0 52 PLANETS (1419) MORYA
-MOON WOK 17-7954 16 4 0 52 BOURBON STREET (1777) ALJAFIR
-BULKS DA BILLY 23-551 23 21 1 49 THE BACKPACKERS (1821) TI
-CHOPPER 45-5044 12 9 1 46 THE MENTORS RIDE (1817) STORMCROWE
-YEW 54-3209 15 15 0 38 TREES (1759) TROCAR
-SLEET 52-4392 20 9 1 37 WEATHER (1656) FRATSFA
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
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What: Kaltos Kaos contest [25 rounds]
When: Begins February 1, 2021 [Turn 926] thru January 3, 2022 [Turn 950]
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How: Declare your manager name and team name in the DM 5 Personal Ads; plus send
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LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
HARI-KARI bested EARLY MORNINGS in a 2 minute Challenge Title fight.
BALDASSARE bested UNCLE FESTER in a 3 minute duel.
DUTCH TREAT subdued PERISTYLIUM in a exciting 1 minute melee.
DISCO QUEEN overpowered G W BUSH in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched duel.
SOUTHPOINT was defeated by HREIDMAR THE RED in a 2 minute fight.
CABO WABO was subdued by SUPERSIZE ME in a 2 minute competition.
SWEET REVENGE bested HOPALONG CASSIDY in a 2 minute duel.
HAIRY MONSTER was narrowly defeated by HAGAR BLUETOOTH in a 6 minute struggle.
GRIZZ GRIMHULT handily defeated JOHNNY APPLESEED in a 1 minute uneven fight.
KING MIDAS was vanquished by KNOS THE AXE in a popular 1 minute gruesome uneven duel.
DREAM vanquished KILIMANJARO in a 2 minute brutal one-sided fight.
STAY PUFT handily defeated GARGLE SPEW in a exciting 2 minute one-sided bout.
JINX subdued TAMMY FAYE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute competition.
SIGMUNDR was bested by PIERCE in a exciting 4 minute battle.
LOVING IT bested ETERNAL REST in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
SKYE overcame HAPPY in a action packed 3 minute fight.
SUFFOCATING SIGHT overpowered GALLIENUS in a action packed 1 minute uneven struggle.
ICE CREAM MAN beat RIRORNI SOLDIER in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brawl.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 12 PARRY-RIPOSTE 10 - 2 - 0 83 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 6 PARRY-STRIKE 26 - 8 - 0 76 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 BASHING ATTACK 6 - 3 - 0 67 |
|TOTAL PARRY 4 WALL OF STEEL 39 - 22 - 0 64 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 3 TOTAL PARRY 33 - 23 - 0 59 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 LUNGING ATTACK 55 - 52 - 2 51 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 AIMED BLOW 77 - 82 - 0 48 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 SLASHING ATTACK 19 - 21 - 0 48 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 PARRY-LUNGE 18 - 21 - 0 46 |
|BASHING ATTACK 0 STRIKING ATTACK 23 - 46 - 0 33 |
Turn 359 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 5 6 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 2 3 PARRY-STRIKE
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 TOTAL PARRY
AIMED BLOW 8 - 4 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 WALL OF STEEL
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 2
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 2
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW HARI-KARI 73-3049 105 16 0 448 WAY TO GO! II (1010)
TOTAL PARRY DUTCH TREAT 26-1841 190 42 2 666 WORLDWIDE GORE (35)
PARRY-STRIKE DISCO QUEEN 47-1992 116 36 3 369 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
WALL OF STEEL HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850 75 49 1 222 VIKINGS (1208)
LUNGING ATTACK PERISTYLIUM 71-7014 29 37 0 210 FEAR FACTORY 5 (1690)
STRIKING ATTACK G W BUSH 59-2764 53 87 2 202 TALL TALES (1335)
PARRY-LUNGE HOPALONG CASSIDY 72-7839 46 54 0 200 COWBOY CROONERS (1535)
SLASHING ATTACK CABO WABO 51-5583 31 18 2 198 VAN DUEL (1476)
PARRY-RIPOSTE SKYE 47-9865 25 7 0 96 THE RED COMPANY (1805)
The overall popularity leader is DISCO QUEEN 47-1992. The most popular warrior this
turn was HAIRY MONSTER 50-3436. The ten other most popular fighters were HAGAR
BLUETOOTH 10-5850, PIERCE 34-519, GARGLE SPEW 45-3902, HARI-KARI 73-3049, BALDASSARE
7-6003, HOPALONG CASSIDY 72-7839, SKYE 47-9865, HAPPY 50-3399, ICE CREAM MAN 51-5584,
and EARLY MORNINGS 84--30988.
The least popular fighter this week was GALLIENUS 47-4956. The other ten least
popular fighters were TAMMY FAYE 39-3520, KING MIDAS 59-2770, JOHNNY APPLESEED
59-2767, G W BUSH 59-2764, ETERNAL REST 72-8626, KILIMANJARO 10-366, CABO WABO
51-5583, SOUTHPOINT 52-3492, PERISTYLIUM 71-7014, and DUTCH TREAT 26-1841.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
BONSUR(7) 1 0 0 XOCHITHLAN(39) 0 1 0 ILLIS(59) 0 4 0
ARKERS(8) 1 0 0 STORMCROWE(45) 0 1 0 ARADI(60) 1 0 0
KOLACT(10) 2 2 0 NORTH FORK(47) 4 1 0 KYR'TERR(71) 1 1 0
ZUWAYZA(19) 1 0 0 SNOWBOUND(50) 0 2 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 0 2 0
SEAM(20) 1 0 0 TRICORUS(51) 1 1 0 ERINIKA(73) 1 0 0
CALEAM(26) 1 0 0 FRATSFA(52) 0 1 0 DAYLA KIV(74) 1 0 0
MONUNTIAL(34) 1 0 0 ROCANIS(56) 1 0 0 BLACKSTONE(84) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BALDASSARE 7-6003 82 55 0 254 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
SWEET REVENGE 8-5378 48 18 0 205 PEASANT REBELLION (1542) ARKERS
HREIDMAR THE RED 10-6148 62 29 0 223 VIKINGS (1208) KOLACT
GRIZZ GRIMHULT 19-5083 35 26 1 199 BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1481) ZUWAYZA
STAY PUFT 20-144 33 20 1 211 PHANTOM REGIMENT (1710) SEAM
DUTCH TREAT 26-1841 190 42 2 666 WORLDWIDE GORE (35) CALEAM
PIERCE 34-519 31 23 1 176 THE RED COMPANY (644) MONUNTIAL
TAMMY FAYE 39-3520 50 127 0 169 WITLESS WONDERS (1052) XOCHITHLAN
GARGLE SPEW 45-3902 26 35 1 164 EMETICS (1030) STORMCROWE
DISCO QUEEN 47-1992 116 36 3 369 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
HAIRY MONSTER 50-3436 34 23 0 200 OPEN SESAME (668) SNOWBOUND
CABO WABO 51-5583 31 18 2 198 VAN DUEL (1476) TRICORUS
SOUTHPOINT 52-3492 35 19 0 203 OHIO (1286) FRATSFA
LOVING IT 56-4440 35 40 0 148 FAVORITE SAYINGS (1780) ROCANIS
G W BUSH 59-2764 53 87 2 202 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
DREAM 60-9010 39 33 0 221 FAVORITE SAYINGS (1782) ARADI
PERISTYLIUM 71-7014 29 37 0 210 FEAR FACTORY 5 (1690) KYR'TERR
HOPALONG CASSIDY 72-7839 46 54 0 200 COWBOY CROONERS (1535) DRAGONHEAD
HARI-KARI 73-3049 105 16 0 448 WAY TO GO! II (1010) ERINIKA
KNOS THE AXE 74-4394 41 16 1 219 BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1570) DAYLA KIV
EARLY MORNINGS 84--30988 40 34 0 210 THINGS I HATE 2 (1784) BLACKSTONE
NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)
For those of you who keep track of such things, a few additional warriors graduated
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.
SERGEANT 1 (10-6252) MEDAL OF HONOR (576)
BLACK GOLD (21-3886) THE COLOUR OF NEON (354)
TITANIUM (71-7081) WAR-C-KERS (812)
ULTIMATE WRATH (82-30136) LUCROCIANS FTF04M1 (4937)
ME LUNGER (82-30789) YOU JANE (5054)
HELLBOUND (82-43402) INK & STEEL X (7273)
MOOSE (84-19656) SUPE FORCES 6A11 (3491)
HOTEL ARIZONA (84-29194) BEING THERE (5172)
THE BURPER (84-36813) NAMED BY MARK (6435)
RYAN (84-48181) THE MOTHERSHIP 4 (8333)
HAZARD (85-122) CFC 15 (20)
INNUK SHUK (85-12276) WORLD BLADES 15 (2240)
TIGGER (85-19649) A WINNA (3594)
Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes