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Date : 05/17/2022 Duedate: 06/13/2022
CRYSALIS ARENA
DM 106 TURN 377
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
2 HOUSE OF FU 83/1860 14 5 0 73.7 6 VIKINGS 10/1208 654 573 6 53.3
4 SPARF! 20/873 3970 1986 38 66.7 SENTINELS 7/1202
AVID FANS 45/199 VAN DUEL 51/1476
REAL BEER 21/859 PHANTOM REGIMENT 20/1710
THE BULLS 73/255 BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE 19/1481
ROYAL FLUSH 47/10 BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE 74/1570
KING'S COURT 11/34 8 FAST FOOD 47/1355 215 221 0 49.3
OPEN SESAME 50/668 JURINE SAMPLE 71/1921
OTTO'S PARTS 52/664 WORLD BLADES 9 41/1902
PARTY ANIMALS 5/476 THINGS I HATE 2 84/1784
ALPHABET SOUP 73/943 FAVORITE SAYINGS 56/1780
USELESS TOOLS 54/552 FAVORITE SAYINGS 60/1782
WORLDWIDE GORE 26/35 CANADIAN CLASSICS 97/1852
MILITARY MAYHEM 31/37 10 TEAM TOONS 47/1500 71 109 1 39.4
USELESS TOOLS 57/1249 COWBOY CROONERS 72/1535
WORLDWIDE GORE 73/547 11 OHIO 52/1286 215 385 0 35.8
CALENDAR GIRLS 73/1574 EMETICS 45/1030
HERE TO PHOENIX 26/871 STRANGE TUNES 50/1085
SUE'S BIG BOYS 73/1635 WITLESS WONDERS 39/1052
CONSORTIUM CRAP 11/1248 WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE 47/1825
CRUEL PET NAMES 40/1117 12 TALL TALES 59/1335 167 321 3 34.2
BOMBAY BUMBLE BEES 3/1844 13 BLACK SAMURA 29/707 24 55 1 30.4
IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS 7/883 14 NFL NETWORK 83/1887 2 5 0 28.6
INGRATE WHITE NORTH 60/745 15 EQUESTORS 29/1892 1 3 0 25.0
NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC 42/1343 16 WHITE MAIMER 44/324 8 25 0 24.2
5 DARQUE AGES 52/1257 177 151 2 54.0 WHITE WOLVES 47/1838
DARQUE FORCES 71/863 17 SOUL STRIPPE 6/1879 5 16 0 23.8
IMPROVED ILLUSION 59/1078 THE PURGE 209 47/1935
WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT
THE 300
They slowly trudged along the finely-kempt and well-swept dirt road on their way to
the normally quiet and unassuming town of SEAM. 300 of them in all, methodically
making their way into town amid the gazes of their curious onlookers. Seam was a
smallish town, full of ordinary folk who enjoyed an ordinary life; it was indeed not
the type of town that one would expect to be one of the very few towns chosen to host
the Games of the Arena. Some years back the town council was presented with the
opportunity to once again be host to the games, but they did not want to make the same
mistake twice. In short: the beauty and simplicity of the town was all but ruined by
the dark magics that seemingly without fail came to every host town the first time
that SEAM attempted to be a host so many years back.
The town council could not deny that the arena games brought a certain level of
prosperity to any town that agreed to become a host. But unfortunately, this
prosperity had a very strong dark side. It also brought with it thieves, thugs, and
miscreants of every type. Hustlers, gamblers, drunkards, and whores. Hit-men and wise
guys. Taverns open 'til all hours of the night... open practically on every corner.
However, the quiet and unassuming little town of SEAM has managed to escape the dark
faction that seemed to accompany most every arena town this second time around. Their
answer to this problem was very simple: no magic of any kind was allowed in the city
limits. Furthermore, in order to guarantee that the town's arena fighters stay
completely and totally uncorrupted by the allure of magic, all of them were required
to remain in the town until when and if they were lucky enough to advance to the games
at the Isle.
The town was extraordinary in how ordinary it actually was, and this was one thing
that alfredo Frothingslosh himself loved so much about this lazy little town that he
now called home. alfredo was not a rich man, but he did have a very strong standing
with the spy commission and the other managers of the games... a standing that far
surpassed his actual wealth, and he kept this standing by always being ready for any
new opportunity that might come along. And in the case of having no such opportunity
presenting itself for a long time, such as is the case now, alfredo also possessed a
certain talent to create such an opportunity for himself.
When alfredo first went to the town council with his notion of sponsoring a contest,
he was categorically turned down. But he realized that it was not the contest itself
that the town council feared: it was the *prize*. Prizes generally meant magic. Magic
almost always was accompanied by a hidden cost that the council did not have the
desire or the willingness to pay. But one thing that alfredo was famous for was the
ability to make the most of his young warriors without the need of relying on magic.
And this special "knack" that he had helped him not only to think of a prize that the
council might begrudgingly accept, but further, actually showcased, emphasized, and
*celebrated* the ability to compete in the Games without resorting to magic.
What really sealed the deal was alfredo offering to round up the 300 recruits needed
for the contest all on his own. At that point the council could hardly argue further.
And that, my friends, brings us around full circle... back to the beginning of this
little story: back to the 300 ordinary folk that I described shuffling past you into
town.
They were men and women, young and not so young; they tended to be on the thin side
(perhaps a little undernourished); most looked to be in dire need of a bath, but more
than anything, these recruits were totally and completely ordinary. But that should
change, and in a little more than a year from now... change it will. It is most
definitely not clear now, but through hard work, training, and perhaps a bit of talent
that they were not yet aware of, six of these ordinary recruits will rise and prove
that indeed the once ordinary can become extraordinary. Six of these ordinary recruits
will rise, proving themselves to be the "Cream of the Slosh."
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Heya,
It was a big turn, 53 fights. Took most of the day to watch them. Heh! Better them
than me. Nobody died. Vikings avoided Royal Flush. Yeah, those Flushers are pretty
good. There were just two challenges.
VALERIUS (44-1035) (22-16-2,114) of WHITE MAIMERS challenged JOHNNY APPLESEED
(59-2767) (49-108-1,166) of TALL TALES. VALERIUS was devastated by JOHNNY APPLESEED
in a 3 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
BRUTUS (47-9380) (25-29-3,129) of WHITE WOLVES challenged TAMMY FAYE (39-3520)
(53-141-0,172) of WITLESS WONDERS. BRUTUS was handily defeated by TAMMY FAYE in a 1
minute one-sided Challenge match.
DISCO QUEEN (47-1992) (130-39-3,196) of ROYAL FLUSH fought IMPRISONED SPY (106-9)
(0-0-0,170). DISCO QUEEN narrowly defeated IMPRISONED SPY in a popular 3 minute
fight. Disco Queen is extremely good. I wonder if she would have been matched with
somebody from the Vikings guild if they hadn't avoided her. Anyway, she's the overall
popularity leader.
LAND OF FLUSH (11-4373) (71-26-2,358) of CONSORTIUM CRAP fought THE BLACKSMITH
(106-22) (0-0-0,181). LAND OF FLUSH was viciously subdued by THE BLACKSMITH in a
popular 7 minute fight. Land of Flush is this turn's favorite figter.
In the last fight of the day, Matsuri became the least popular fighter in
Crysalis. DASKINOR (71-3390) (21-14-3,70) of DARQUE FORCES fought MATSURI (29-4256)
(23-18-0,60) of BLACK SAMURAI. DASKINOR overpowered MATSURI in a 1 minute one-sided
duel. Don't worry. This, too, shall pass.
Hreidmar the Red won 30 recognition points and contributed to Vikings' 2-0 turn.
NUMBSKULL (52-2948) (42-20-2,196) of OTTO'S PARTS fought HREIDMAR THE RED (10-6148)
(70-35-0,175) of VIKINGS. NUMBSKULL slimly lost to HREIDMAR THE RED in an exciting 2
minute gory duel.
Woo! I would not have predicted this. MARK PORTUGAL (73-348) (2-3-0,9) of
WORLDWIDE GORE fought YASNAC (6-5784) (19-20-2,43) of SOUL STRIPPERS II. MARK
PORTUGAL overpowered YASNAC in a 1 minute mismatched brawl. But there is obviously an
unseen tournament record involved. Yasnac lost 27 points.
The most challenged fighter was Johnny Appleseed. VALERIUS (44-1035) (22-16-
2,114) of WHITE MAIMERS challenged JOHNNY APPLESEED (59-2767) (49-108-1,166) of TALL
TALES. VALERIUS was devastated by JOHNNY APPLESEED in a 3 minute mismatched Challenge
fight. Though he lost, Valerius gained 117 points of recognition.
Avonside didn't show up to defend his title, so Wednesday Addams has won it now,
in a fairly spectacular fight against a stand-in. WEDNESDAY ADDAMS (73-6043) (35-4-
0,310) of CALENDAR GIRLS fought TELGOR (106-27) (0-0-0,200). WEDNESDAY ADDAMS
demolished TELGOR in a popular 1 minute mismatched Title match.
The best recognized Wall of Steel is Dark Tower. DARK TOWER (11-1702) (131-68-
0,259) of KING'S COURT fought GRIZZ GRIMHULT (19-5083) (41-36-1,201) of BATTLEAXE
STAMPEDE. DARK TOWER vanquished GRIZZ GRIMHULT in a action packed 2 minute one-sided
duel.
FRENCH KISS (73-590) (18-8-0,241) of WORLDWIDE GORE fought BALDASSARE (7-6003)
(96-57-0,245) of SENTINELS. FRENCH KISS was overpowered by BALDASSARE in a 1 minute
one-sided fight. Baldy is our top Parry-Strike.
Rowdy Yobbo is top Lunger. ROWDY YOBBO (20-3429) (73-53-1,248) of SPARF! fought
HAPPY (50-3399) (34-46-1,203) of STRANGE TUNES. ROWDY YOBBO handily defeated HAPPY in
a 1 minute one-sided bout.
RUBBER KNIFE (57-2546) (64-20-2,236) of USELESS TOOLS fought VERMICIOUS KNID
(106-30) (0-0-0,240). RUBBER KNIFE vanquished VERMICIOUS KNID in an action packed 4
minute mismatched bout. Mr. Knife is our best Total Parry.
Uncle Fester is our leading Slasher. TRASH CAN (50-3403) (45-25-4,196) of OPEN
SESAME fought UNCLE FESTER (59-2768) (67-90-1,208) of TALL TALES. TRASH CAN was
savagely defeated by UNCLE FESTER in a crowd pleasing 5 minute match.
All right, this was to be expected. WOLFMAN JACK (5-4594) (36-8-2,212) of PARTY
ANIMALS fought HOPALONG CASSIDY (72-7839) (51-66-1,192) of COWBOY CROONERS. WOLFMAN
JACK vanquished HOPALONG CASSIDY in a 1 minute mismatched brawl. Wolfy is top
Striker.
KING FORADAY (47-3762) (96-68-4,204) of ROYAL FLUSH fought IMPRISONED SPY (106-9)
(0-0-0,170). KING FORADAY beat IMPRISONED SPY in a popular 2 minute gory match. So
Foraday is top Basher. Is it my imagination, or has Royal Flush fought a lot of
stand-ins this turn, due to getting avoided?
F.O.A.D. (73-442) (63-28-2,234) of ALPHABET SOUP fought HERAJA (29-1339) (42-37-
0,204) of BLACK SAMURAI. F.O.A.D. overpowered HERAJA in an action packed 1 minute
uneven melee. But Heraja is still our leading Parry-Riposte.
What a cruel notion! A Bomb in a Bull is Crysalis' highest ranked Parry-Riposte.
EARLY MORNINGS (84-34548) (48-43-0,213) of THINGS I HATE 2 fought A BOMB IN A BULL
(73-503) (30-14-2,206) of THE BULLS. EARLY MORNINGS slimly won victory over A BOMB IN
A BULL in a 2 minute conflict.
And that's all I can tell you. I mean it. Secrets, secrets...
Olaf Modeen
THE TOWER GUARDIAN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
WEDNESDAY ADDAMS 73-6043 36 4 0 321 CALENDAR GIRLS (1574) ERINIKA
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-AVONSIDE 13-3927 67 68 1 427 KIWI CONNECTION (747) DULLENS
DARK TOWER 11-1702 132 68 0 273 KING'S COURT (34) ARUAK CITY
-MOSQUITO 5-5011 32 24 1 271 BLOOD SUCKERS (1295) KALTOS
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-KARATIA 73-3624 49 27 2 268 KIWI CONNECTION (1232) ERINIKA
BALDASSARE 7-6003 97 57 0 261 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429 74 53 1 258 SPARF! (873) SEAM
THE COUNT 50-1860 44 23 0 253 OPEN SESAME (668) SNOWBOUND
RUBBER KNIFE 57-2546 65 20 2 249 USELESS TOOLS (1249) ANDOR
F.O.A.D. 73-442 64 28 2 248 ALPHABET SOUP (943) ERINIKA
HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850 90 51 2 229 VIKINGS (1208) KOLACT
ADAM'S APPLE 52-3203 53 30 0 229 OTTO'S PARTS (664) FRATSFA
EARLY MORNINGS 84-34548 49 43 0 227 THINGS I HATE 2 (1784) BLACKSTONE
-KENYA 4-6484 37 11 3 226 KIWI CONNECTION (1305) JHELUM
UNCLE FESTER 59-2768 68 90 1 225 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
PIRES 7-5665 39 20 1 224 IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (883) BONSUR
BEERVAHNA 60-4292 70 47 3 222 INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745) ARADI
BULL FROG 73-4547 54 32 0 222 THE BULLS (255) ERINIKA
FIGHTER ACE 47-1189 99 67 6 220 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
-MAD CAT 7-2965 89 57 7 220 INSP GADGETS MINIONS (214) BONSUR
WOLFMAN JACK 5-4594 37 8 2 220 PARTY ANIMALS (476) KALTOS
-WATERLOO 75-3317 34 10 1 219 KIWI CONNECTIONS (1307) JADE MOUNTAIN
TUESDAY WELD 73-6047 35 7 0 218 CALENDAR GIRLS (1574) ERINIKA
DUTCH TREAT 26-1841 202 43 2 216 WORLDWIDE GORE (35) CALEAM
THE LION KING 47-6360 67 22 0 212 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
KNOS THE AXE 74-4394 50 22 1 212 BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1570) DAYLA KIV
HAIRY MONSTER 50-3436 35 24 0 212 OPEN SESAME (668) SNOWBOUND
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
KING MIDAS 59-2770 64 88 1 210 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
LEO 52-3869 42 28 0 209 DARQUE AGES (1257) FRATSFA
GRIZZ GRIMHULT 19-5083 41 37 1 209 BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1481) ZUWAYZA
TRIUMPH 97-7395 38 36 5 207 CANADIAN CLASSICS (1852) SHADOW GROVE
-DEVIL'S ADVOCATE 68-4666 36 29 1 207 BLOOD 4 THE MASSES (1239) FIREHOLD
KING FORADAY 47-3762 97 68 4 206 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
PHILLIP THE BIRD 40-3708 42 35 1 206 CRUEL PET NAMES (1117) ZENSU
KENNY CHESNEY 73-5517 29 9 1 206 SUE'S BIG BOYS (1635) ERINIKA
THE REFEREE 45-1091 121 58 4 205 AVID FANS (199) STORMCROWE
HREIDMAR THE RED 10-6148 71 35 0 205 VIKINGS (1208) KOLACT
GENERAL PUBLIC 31-3112 49 40 1 205 MILITARY MAYHEM (37) CHIMLEVTAL
SOUTHPOINT 52-3492 39 33 0 204 OHIO (1286) FRATSFA
SUPERSIZE ME 47-8110 47 36 2 203 FAST FOOD (1355) NORTH FORK
-SCUMMY BOY 73-3371 27 11 0 201 THE FAMILY TREE (906) ERINIKA
DORSAL FINN 42-1662 28 19 1 200 NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC (1343) RODEKI
FRENCH KISS 73-590 18 9 0 200 WORLDWIDE GORE (547) ERINIKA
HERAJA 29-1339 42 38 0 199 BLACK SAMURAI (707) LAPUR
DISCO QUEEN 47-1992 131 39 3 198 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
BULL DURHAM 5-4324 86 33 1 198 PARTY ANIMALS (476) KALTOS
BASE ON BULLS 73-3101 53 29 4 198 THE BULLS (255) ERINIKA
A BOMB IN A BULL 73-503 30 15 2 198 THE BULLS (255) ERINIKA
DREAM 60-9010 46 44 0 197 FAVORITE SAYINGS (1782) ARADI
-QUEEN 75-3316 27 19 1 197 KIWI CONNECTIONS (1307) JADE MOUNTAIN
-HARI-KARI 73-3049 121 17 0 196 WAY TO GO! II (1010) ERINIKA
TRASH CAN 50-3403 45 26 4 195 OPEN SESAME (668) SNOWBOUND
HAPPY 50-3399 34 47 1 195 STRANGE TUNES (1085) SNOWBOUND
TAOS 26-4042 58 29 1 194 HERE TO PHOENIX (871) CALEAM
A.O. HELL 54-2523 50 29 2 194 USELESS TOOLS (552) TROCAR
A GROUNDSKEEPER 45-1613 55 47 1 193 AVID FANS (199) STORMCROWE
HOPALONG CASSIDY 72-7839 51 67 1 191 COWBOY CROONERS (1535) DRAGONHEAD
-CRIMSON KNIGHT 13-2256 25 15 2 191 DARQUE FORCES (1733) DULLENS
NUMBSKULL 52-2948 42 21 2 190 OTTO'S PARTS (664) FRATSFA
-CRUISER ION 82-32979 32 18 0 190 BRAIN FOOD 2 (1553) DWES EG
DON KING 47-5374 71 58 3 189 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373 71 27 2 188 CONSORTIUM CRAP (1248) ARUAK CITY
AFRICAN QUEEN 47-6424 61 29 0 188 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
BODDINGTON'S 21-5035 51 30 0 188 REAL BEER (859) SUNSET
JINX 47-7951 51 61 1 187 TEAM TOONS (1500) NORTH FORK
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
G W BUSH 59-2764 58 100 2 186 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
GENERAL PURPOSE 31-5124 21 12 1 185 MILITARY MAYHEM (37) CHIMLEVTAL
STAY PUFT 20-144 38 32 1 183 PHANTOM REGIMENT (1710) SEAM
JACK O'LANTERN 47-2762 22 13 1 183 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
SCORPION KING 47-4718 26 11 1 182 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
TICKET TAKER 45-2522 18 8 1 182 AVID FANS (199) STORMCROWE
A CHEERLEADER 45-1092 25 13 2 181 AVID FANS (199) STORMCROWE
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ICE CREAM MAN 51-5584 29 17 0 180 VAN DUEL (1476) TRICORUS
-AB DESTINED 4 THE DA 65-1154 21 20 2 180 PAUL'Z PHARTZ (985) DAL SHANG
LOVING IT 56-4440 40 53 0 176 FAVORITE SAYINGS (1780) ROCANIS
TAMMY FAYE 39-3520 54 141 0 174 WITLESS WONDERS (1052) XOCHITHLAN
HARVEY 59-2636 24 9 0 174 IMPROVED ILLUSION (1078) ILLIS
GARGLE SPEW 45-3902 29 50 1 171 EMETICS (1030) STORMCROWE
CUBA 26-3917 51 33 0 170 HERE TO PHOENIX (871) CALEAM
JOHNNY APPLESEED 59-2767 50 108 1 169 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
-BANDAGED HAND 20-2765 22 23 2 153 100% NATURAL GROOVE (545) SEAM
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JOHN BURKETT 3-3749 18 10 2 137 BOMBAY BUMBLE BEES (1844) OSKSI
CHOCO 83-530 31 19 0 136 HOUSE OF FUR (1860) TELORINTHE
-SNOWBALL II 74-4356 23 14 0 134 THE FINAL FANTASY (1141) DAYLA KIV
BRUTUS 47-9380 25 30 3 130 WHITE WOLVES (1838) NORTH FORK
ARMENIUS 47-9159 29 40 0 126 WHITE WOLVES (1838) NORTH FORK
JANUARY JONES 73-6056 19 6 0 126 CALENDAR GIRLS (1574) ERINIKA
VALERIUS 44-1035 22 17 2 117 WHITE MAIMERS (324) KRILL
MARIUS 29-4602 29 17 0 101 EQUESTORS (1892) LAPUR
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
PLAINSMAN 6-3915 29 29 0 98 SOUL STRIPPERS II (1879) TRANSEL
KNITTED AFGHAN 73-4123 13 11 4 95 WORLDWIDE GORE (547) ERINIKA
-CREDIT CARD 5-4052 29 16 0 92 BLOOD SUCKERS (1295) KALTOS
-MIDNIGHT 83-573 26 18 0 92 HOUSE OF FUR (1860) TELORINTHE
-IVANMOE 6-3874 23 17 4 91 SOUL STRIPPERS II (1879) TRANSEL
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DASKINOR 71-3390 22 14 3 80 DARQUE FORCES (863) KYR'TERR
APOCALYPSE 47-10030 16 5 1 76 THE PURGE 209 (1935) NORTH FORK
GALLIENUS 47-4956 20 46 1 75 WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (1825) NORTH FORK
-SCHOLARSHIP 5-6077 19 12 0 66 ONCE UPON A TIME (1918) KALTOS
-SNARKEY LIME PIE 31-6726 18 9 0 63 JUST DESSERTS (1934) CHIMLEVTAL
-ARMAGH 19-5913 16 14 1 63 CITY STATES (1937) ZUWAYZA
-EXIT INTERVIEW 32-7166 17 7 1 59 CON + INSULT (1704) ARVAT
-JULIUS 47-10206 14 16 1 59 WHITE MAIMERS (1936) NORTH FORK
-OVERFLOWING 72-7655 19 1 0 58 BASH BROS DRESSER (1924) DRAGONHEAD
CAPE TOWN 41-5118 23 18 1 56 WORLD BLADES 9 (1902) KATI-TEI
ANTONIO BROWN 83-612 19 17 1 56 NFL NETWORK (1887) TELORINTHE
MATSURI 29-4256 23 19 0 55 BLACK SAMURAI (707) LAPUR
-MY TWO DADS 25-6400 15 7 0 52 SSOI 02 (1938) LYRATILAN
-BRISTOW 78-3469 14 8 0 50 PERRY COUNTY (1920) LIN TIRIAN
-GISBORNE 59-2709 16 17 0 48 KIWI CONNECTION (1292) ILLIS
-KAIARI 6-5656 18 18 0 46 SOUL STRIPPERS II (1879) TRANSEL
GEE WHIZZ 71-8558 15 9 1 44 JURINE SAMPLE (1921) KYR'TERR
MARK PORTUGAL 73-348 3 3 0 36 WORLDWIDE GORE (547) ERINIKA
-WAIMATE 14-3172 18 14 1 34 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (808) TOBIR
YASNAC 6-5784 19 21 2 16 SOUL STRIPPERS II (1879) TRANSEL
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
VALERIUS was devastated by JOHNNY APPLESEED in a 3 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
BRUTUS was handily defeated by TAMMY FAYE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
WOLFMAN JACK vanquished HOPALONG CASSIDY in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
FRENCH KISS was overpowered by BALDASSARE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
PIRES devastated JINX in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
HAGAR BLUETOOTH devastated DORSAL FINN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
F.O.A.D. overpowered HERAJA in a action packed 1 minute uneven melee.
DARK TOWER vanquished GRIZZ GRIMHULT in a action packed 2 minute one-sided duel.
LAND OF FLUSH was viciously subdued by THE BLACKSMITH in a popular 7 minute fight.
ROWDY YOBBO handily defeated HAPPY in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
DREAM was demolished by BEERVAHNA in a crowd pleasing 2 minute mismatched match.
WEDNESDAY ADDAMS demolished TELGOR in a popular 1 minute mismatched Title match.
EARLY MORNINGS slimly won victory over A BOMB IN A BULL in a 2 minute conflict.
RUBBER KNIFE vanquished VERMICIOUS KNID in a action packed 4 minute mismatched bout.
TUESDAY WELD beat RIRORNI COOK in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody brawl.
ADAM'S APPLE overpowered RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
THE COUNT overpowered CRYSALIS GUARD in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided match.
AFRICAN QUEEN was bested by CLOTTO in a popular 4 minute gruesome bout.
BULL FROG demolished THE BLACKSMITH in a action packed 3 minute gruesome uneven bout.
THE REFEREE bested SUPERSIZE ME in a exciting 3 minute bout.
PHILLIP THE BIRD savagely defeated TELGOR in a action packed 2 minute brutal fight.
A GROUNDSKEEPER defeated IMPRISONED SPY in a popular 3 minute gory duel.
TICKET TAKER was demolished by ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
KNOS THE AXE handily defeated DON KING in a 2 minute brutal uneven bout.
FIGHTER ACE slimly won victory over SOUTHPOINT in a 2 minute duel.
DISCO QUEEN narrowly defeated IMPRISONED SPY in a popular 3 minute fight.
JACK O'LANTERN lost to ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a popular 1 minute fray.
KING FORADAY beat IMPRISONED SPY in a popular 2 minute gory match.
SCORPION KING was savagely defeated by RIRORNI COOK in a popular 3 minute bout.
THE LION KING subdued GOJIRO in a action packed 3 minute gory contest.
GENERAL PURPOSE was devastated by KING MIDAS in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
GENERAL PUBLIC viciously subdued HARVEY in a action packed 3 minute gory bout.
TRASH CAN was savagely defeated by UNCLE FESTER in a crowd pleasing 5 minute match.
HAIRY MONSTER vanquished LOVING IT in a action packed 2 minute one-sided bout.
ICE CREAM MAN was beaten by A.O. HELL in a exciting 4 minute competition.
NUMBSKULL slimly lost to HREIDMAR THE RED in a exciting 2 minute gory duel.
LEO demolished GARGLE SPEW in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven duel.
TAOS was savagely defeated by RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a action packed 3 minute conflict.
DUTCH TREAT overpowered TELGOR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided brawl.
G W BUSH was handily defeated by BULL DURHAM in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
KENNY CHESNEY overpowered CRYSALIS GUARD in a 2 minute one-sided battle.
BODDINGTON'S lost to CLOTTO in a popular 3 minute gruesome bout.
STAY PUFT was narrowly defeated by TRIUMPH in a action packed 2 minute competition.
BASE ON BULLS was savagely defeated by ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a 5 minute match.
A CHEERLEADER demolished CHOCO in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
CUBA overpowered ARMENIUS in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
JOHN BURKETT handily defeated MARIUS in a exciting 2 minute brutal mismatched match.
PLAINSMAN was devastated by JANUARY JONES in a exciting 2 minute mismatched fight.
ANTONIO BROWN was demolished by APOCALYPSE in a popular 1 minute mismatched contest.
KNITTED AFGHAN overpowered CAPE TOWN in a popular 1 minute mismatched duel.
MARK PORTUGAL overpowered YASNAC in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
GEE WHIZZ was devastated by GALLIENUS in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
DASKINOR overpowered MATSURI in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 21 PARRY-STRIKE 27 - 11 - 1 71 |
|AIMED BLOW 16 LUNGING ATTACK 42 - 27 - 1 61 |
|WALL OF STEEL 11 AIMED BLOW 87 - 73 - 1 54 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 8 SLASHING ATTACK 35 - 32 - 1 52 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 7 PARRY-LUNGE 17 - 16 - 1 52 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 6 WALL OF STEEL 21 - 21 - 1 50 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 5 TOTAL PARRY 23 - 28 - 0 45 |
|TOTAL PARRY 5 PARRY-RIPOSTE 10 - 16 - 0 38 |
|BASHING ATTACK 4 STRIKING ATTACK 19 - 39 - 0 33 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 BASHING ATTACK 7 - 20 - 0 26 |
Turn 377 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 5 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 5 - 6 4 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 17 - 4 STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 5 2 AIMED BLOW
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 2 PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 5 2 WALL OF STEEL
AIMED BLOW 8 - 8 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 3 1 PARRY-LUNGE
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 5 1 PARRY-STRIKE
PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 2 1 TOTAL PARRY
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW WEDNESDAY ADDAMS 73-6043 36 4 0 321 CALENDAR GIRLS (1574)
WALL OF STEEL DARK TOWER 11-1702 132 68 0 273 KING'S COURT (34)
PARRY-STRIKE BALDASSARE 7-6003 97 57 0 261 SENTINELS (1202)
LUNGING ATTACK ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429 74 53 1 258 SPARF! (873)
TOTAL PARRY RUBBER KNIFE 57-2546 65 20 2 249 USELESS TOOLS (1249)
SLASHING ATTACK UNCLE FESTER 59-2768 68 90 1 225 TALL TALES (1335)
STRIKING ATTACK WOLFMAN JACK 5-4594 37 8 2 220 PARTY ANIMALS (476)
BASHING ATTACK KING FORADAY 47-3762 97 68 4 206 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
PARRY-RIPOSTE HERAJA 29-1339 42 38 0 199 BLACK SAMURAI (707)
PARRY-LUNGE A BOMB IN A BULL 73-503 30 15 2 198 THE BULLS (255)
The overall popularity leader is DISCO QUEEN 47-1992. The most popular warrior this
turn was LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373. The ten other most popular fighters were AFRICAN
QUEEN 47-6424, UNCLE FESTER 59-2768, BODDINGTON'S 21-5035, HARVEY 59-2636, RUBBER
KNIFE 57-2546, TRASH CAN 50-3403, A.O. HELL 54-2523, PHILLIP THE BIRD 40-3708, JOHNNY
APPLESEED 59-2767, and BASE ON BULLS 73-3101.
The least popular fighter this week was MATSURI 29-4256. The other ten least popular
fighters were GEE WHIZZ 71-8558, YASNAC 6-5784, ARMENIUS 47-9159, HAPPY 50-3399, JINX
47-7951, BRUTUS 47-9380, PLAINSMAN 6-3915, MARIUS 29-4602, CHOCO 83-530, and G W BUSH
59-2764.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
OSKSI(3) 1 0 0 XOCHITHLAN(39) 1 0 0 ROCANIS(56) 0 1 0
KALTOS(5) 2 0 0 ZENSU(40) 1 0 0 ANDOR(57) 1 0 0
TRANSEL(6) 0 2 0 KATI-TEI(41) 0 1 0 ILLIS(59) 3 2 0
BONSUR(7) 2 0 0 RODEKI(42) 0 1 0 ARADI(60) 1 1 0
KOLACT(10) 2 0 0 KRILL(44) 0 1 0 KYR'TERR(71) 1 1 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 1 1 0 STORMCROWE(45) 3 2 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 0 1 0
ZUWAYZA(19) 0 1 0 NORTH FORK(47) 6 8 0 ERINIKA(73) 8 3 0
SEAM(20) 1 1 0 SNOWBOUND(50) 2 2 0 DAYLA KIV(74) 1 0 0
SUNSET(21) 0 1 0 TRICORUS(51) 0 1 0 TELORINTHE(83) 0 2 0
CALEAM(26) 2 1 0 FRATSFA(52) 2 2 0 BLACKSTONE(84) 1 0 0
LAPUR(29) 0 3 0 TROCAR(54) 1 0 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 1 0 0
CHIMLEVTAL(31) 1 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JOHN BURKETT 3-3749 18 10 2 137 BOMBAY BUMBLE BEES (1844) OSKSI
WOLFMAN JACK 5-4594 37 8 2 220 PARTY ANIMALS (476) KALTOS
PLAINSMAN 6-3915 29 29 0 98 SOUL STRIPPERS II (1879) TRANSEL
BALDASSARE 7-6003 97 57 0 261 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850 90 51 2 229 VIKINGS (1208) KOLACT
DARK TOWER 11-1702 132 68 0 273 KING'S COURT (34) ARUAK CITY
GRIZZ GRIMHULT 19-5083 41 37 1 209 BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1481) ZUWAYZA
ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429 74 53 1 258 SPARF! (873) SEAM
BODDINGTON'S 21-5035 51 30 0 188 REAL BEER (859) SUNSET
DUTCH TREAT 26-1841 202 43 2 216 WORLDWIDE GORE (35) CALEAM
HERAJA 29-1339 42 38 0 199 BLACK SAMURAI (707) LAPUR
GENERAL PUBLIC 31-3112 49 40 1 205 MILITARY MAYHEM (37) CHIMLEVTAL
TAMMY FAYE 39-3520 54 141 0 174 WITLESS WONDERS (1052) XOCHITHLAN
PHILLIP THE BIRD 40-3708 42 35 1 206 CRUEL PET NAMES (1117) ZENSU
CAPE TOWN 41-5118 23 18 1 56 WORLD BLADES 9 (1902) KATI-TEI
DORSAL FINN 42-1662 28 19 1 200 NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC (1343) RODEKI
VALERIUS 44-1035 22 17 2 117 WHITE MAIMERS (324) KRILL
THE REFEREE 45-1091 121 58 4 205 AVID FANS (199) STORMCROWE
FIGHTER ACE 47-1189 99 67 6 220 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
THE COUNT 50-1860 44 23 0 253 OPEN SESAME (668) SNOWBOUND
ICE CREAM MAN 51-5584 29 17 0 180 VAN DUEL (1476) TRICORUS
ADAM'S APPLE 52-3203 53 30 0 229 OTTO'S PARTS (664) FRATSFA
A.O. HELL 54-2523 50 29 2 194 USELESS TOOLS (552) TROCAR
LOVING IT 56-4440 40 53 0 176 FAVORITE SAYINGS (1780) ROCANIS
RUBBER KNIFE 57-2546 65 20 2 249 USELESS TOOLS (1249) ANDOR
UNCLE FESTER 59-2768 68 90 1 225 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
BEERVAHNA 60-4292 70 47 3 222 INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745) ARADI
DASKINOR 71-3390 22 14 3 80 DARQUE FORCES (863) KYR'TERR
HOPALONG CASSIDY 72-7839 51 67 1 191 COWBOY CROONERS (1535) DRAGONHEAD
WEDNESDAY ADDAMS 73-6043 36 4 0 321 CALENDAR GIRLS (1574) ERINIKA
KNOS THE AXE 74-4394 50 22 1 212 BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1570) DAYLA KIV
CHOCO 83-530 31 19 0 136 HOUSE OF FUR (1860) TELORINTHE
EARLY MORNINGS 84--30988 49 43 0 227 THINGS I HATE 2 (1784) BLACKSTONE
TRIUMPH 97-7395 38 36 5 207 CANADIAN CLASSICS (1852) SHADOW GROVE