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Date : 07/12/2022 Duedate: 08/08/2022
CRYSALIS ARENA
DM 106 TURN 379
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
2 HOUSE OF FU 83/1860 15 6 0 71.4 INGRATE WHITE NORTH 60/745
THE PURGE 209 47/1935 6 THE DRAGONS 83/1774 11 7 0 61.1
CRYPTICS 25/150 7 DARQUE AGES 52/1257 180 154 2 53.9
SKI TAOS 23/860 DARQUE FORCES 71/863
AVID FANS 45/199 IMPROVED ILLUSION 59/1078
REAL BEER 21/859 9 PORKY'S 73/1945 221 232 0 48.8
BLOWN AWAY 44/398 FAST FOOD 47/1355
NOT QUITE 59/1028 KINGS BLADES 73/1770
ROYAL FLUSH 47/10 JURINE SAMPLE 71/1921
KING'S COURT 11/34 WORLD BLADES 9 41/1902
OPEN SESAME 50/668 THINGS I HATE 2 84/1784
OTTO'S PARTS 52/664 WORLD BLADES 15 85/1904
PARTY ANIMALS 5/476 CANADIAN CLASSICS 97/1852
VACANT LOTS 71/1872 11 RED AVENGER 29/1724 4 6 0 40.0
ALPHABET SOUP 73/943 12 TEAM TOONS 47/1500 71 113 1 38.6
MONGOL HORDE 73/1631 COWBOY CROONERS 72/1535
USELESS TOOLS 54/552 13 OHIO 52/1286 219 391 0 35.9
WORLDWIDE GORE 26/35 EMETICS 45/1030
MILITARY MAYHEM 31/37 STRANGE TUNES 50/1085
USELESS TOOLS 57/1249 WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE 47/1825
WAY BACK WHEN 73/1497 14 TALL TALES 59/1335 171 325 3 34.5
WORLDWIDE GORE 73/547 15 NFL NETWORK 83/1887 3 6 0 33.3
WRESTLMANIACS 30/1459 16 KANO CLAN 21/988 25 59 1 29.8
CALENDAR GIRLS 73/1574 BLACK SAMURAI 29/707
CRUEL PET NAMES 40/1117 18 WHITE MAIMER 44/324 9 32 0 22.0
ITALIAN FOOTBALL 17/826 WHITE WOLVES 47/1838
ENGLISH FOOTBALL 12/1680 WHITE MAIMERS 47/1936
BOMBAY BUMBLE BEES 3/1844 20 MID EARTH 29/154 1 0 0 100
THINGS GEORGE DOES 73/812
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Hey there!
We had 45 fights in Crysalis today. There were 12 challenges. Royal Flush avoided
Vikings. Nobody died.
Johnny Appleseed was the most challenged. JOHN BURKETT (3-3749) (19-10-2,165) of
BOMBAY BUMBLE BEES challenged JOHNNY APPLESEED (59-2767) (51-108-1,171) of TALL TALES.
JOHN BURKETT vanquished JOHNNY APPLESEED in a popular 2 minute uneven Challenge duel.
Hmm. Easy fight and probably lots of skills for Burkett.
DISCO QUEEN (47-1992) (132-39-3,205) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged DREAM (60-9010)
(47-44-0,210) of FAVORITE SAYINGS. DISCO QUEEN viciously subdued DREAM in an action
packed 4 minute Challenge fight. Disco Queen is still our overall popularity leader.
IMMOVEABLE OBJECT (59-2110) (60-36-2,198) of NOT QUITE challenged HERAJA (29-
1339) (42-39-0,202) of BLACK SAMURAI. IMMOVEABLE OBJECT luckily beat HERAJA in an
exciting 15 minute Challenge struggle. Heraja is this turn's most popular fighter.
The least popular fighter is Matsuri. I guess people thought Matsuri let them
down by not winning. ANTONIO BROWN (83-612) (19-18-1,46) of NFL NETWORK fought
MATSURI (29-4256) (24-19-0,68) of BLACK SAMURAI. ANTONIO BROWN overpowered MATSURI in
a 1 minute one-sided battle.
INNUK SHUK (85-12276) (6-0-0,18) of WORLD BLADES 15 fought DASKINOR (71-3390)
(22-15-3,76) of DARQUE FORCES. INNUK SHUK beat DASKINOR in an action packed 1 minute
competition. The points: Innuk Shuk up 30 recognition points, Daskinor down 31.
What happened to Hagar Bluetooth? He missed this turn, giving up his Tower
Guardian title. Was he inducted to Primus, or did he go on a mission?
Crysalis' new Tower Guardian is Dark Tower. DARK TOWER (11-1702) (133-68-0,281)
of KING'S COURT fought TRIUMPH (97-7395) (38-37-5,210) of CANADIAN CLASSICS. DARK
TOWER overpowered TRIUMPH in a crowd pleasing 3 minute mismatched Title brawl. Mr.
Tower is also our leading Waste.
The best Lunger here, same as last turn, is F.O.A.D. I was told in secret that
F.O.A.D. stands for "Free Our Ancient Duellists," a movement to release the Dark Arena
fighters. They used to be prisoners, but I don't think they still are? F.O.A.D. (73-
442) (65-28-2,259) of ALPHABET SOUP fought RIRORNI CAPTAIN (106-26) (0-0-0,200).
F.O.A.D. overpowered RIRORNI CAPTAIN in an exciting 1 minute one-sided match.
RUBBER KNIFE (57-2546) (66-20-2,262) of USELESS TOOLS fought JINX (47-7951) (51-
62-1,188) of TEAM TOONS. RUBBER KNIFE beat JINX in an action packed 3 minute fight.
Rubber Knife is our highest ranked Total Parry.
HAIRY MONSTER (50-3436) (36-24-0,232) of OPEN SESAME challenged EARLY MORNINGS
(84-34548) (50-43-0,243) of THINGS I HATE 2. HAIRY MONSTER devastated EARLY MORNINGS
in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight. You know, I actually like early mornings.
It's a pleasure to see the sun come up before I go to bed. Anyway, Hairy Monster is
top Striker.
Supersize me is our best recognized Aimed Blow (replacing Early Mornings).
PHILLIP THE BIRD (40-3708) (43-35-1,224) of CRUEL PET NAMES challenged SUPERSIZE ME
(47-8110) (48-36-2,224) of FAST FOOD. PHILLIP THE BIRD was defeated by SUPERSIZE ME
in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
TUESDAY WELD (73-6047) (36-7-0,229) of CALENDAR GIRLS fought UNCLE FESTER (59-
2768) (68-91-1,204) of TALL TALES. TUESDAY WELD was savagely defeated by UNCLE FESTER
in a 1 minute conflict. So, Uncle Fester remains our best Slasher.
KING FORADAY (47-3762) (98-68-4,216) of ROYAL FLUSH fought CRYSALIS GUARD (106-
29) (0-0-0,200). KING FORADAY narrowly defeated CRYSALIS GUARD in an exciting 1
minute gruesome bout. Ha, somebody recruit that guard into a team! Anyway, King
Foraday is top Basher.
Wow, there were a lot of stand-ins today. Anyway the highest ranked Parry-Strike
is The Referee. THE REFEREE (45-1091) (122-58-4,214) of AVID FANS fought RIRORNI
CAPTAIN (106-26) (0-0-0,200). THE REFEREE beat RIRORNI CAPTAIN in an action packed 1
minute fight.
JIVE (25-624) (129-83-1,206) of CRYPTICS fought AMBER WOLFWALKER (106-11) (0-0-
0,220). JIVE savagely defeated AMBER WOLFWALKER in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal
match. Jive is Crysalis' leading Parry-Riposte.
BULL DURHAM (5-4324) (87-33-1,211) of PARTY ANIMALS challenged HAPPY (50-3399)
(35-47-1,214) of STRANGE TUNES. BULL DURHAM demolished HAPPY in a 1 minute one-sided
Challenge melee. Happy is our best Parry-Lunge, same as last turn.
That's all I've got for now. Tourney coming up, right? Good luck in it!
-- Olaf Modeen
THE TOWER GUARDIAN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DARK TOWER 11-1702 134 68 0 295 KING'S COURT (34) ARUAK CITY
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-BALDASSARE 7-6003 98 57 0 272 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
F.O.A.D. 73-442 66 28 2 270 ALPHABET SOUP (943) ERINIKA
RUBBER KNIFE 57-2546 67 20 2 267 USELESS TOOLS (1249) ANDOR
-HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850 91 51 2 253 VIKINGS (1208) KOLACT
HAIRY MONSTER 50-3436 37 24 0 247 OPEN SESAME (668) SNOWBOUND
DUTCH TREAT 26-1841 204 43 2 238 WORLDWIDE GORE (35) CALEAM
FIGHTER ACE 47-1189 101 67 6 237 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
SUPERSIZE ME 47-8110 49 36 2 234 FAST FOOD (1355) NORTH FORK
-GRIZZ GRIMHULT 19-5083 42 37 1 230 BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1481) ZUWAYZA
UNCLE FESTER 59-2768 69 91 1 227 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
-HREIDMAR THE RED 10-6148 72 35 0 223 VIKINGS (1208) KOLACT
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
KING FORADAY 47-3762 99 68 4 222 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
BULL DURHAM 5-4324 88 33 1 221 PARTY ANIMALS (476) KALTOS
THE REFEREE 45-1091 123 58 4 220 AVID FANS (199) STORMCROWE
THE LION KING 47-6360 69 22 0 220 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
KING MIDAS 59-2770 65 89 1 217 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
DISCO QUEEN 47-1992 133 39 3 215 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
JIVE 25-624 130 83 1 214 CRYPTICS (150) LYRATILAN
SITS ON HIS DUFF 73-1810 63 43 4 214 THINGS GEORGE DOES (812) ERINIKA
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
G W BUSH 59-2764 59 101 2 210 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
DREAM 60-9010 47 45 0 210 FAVORITE SAYINGS (1782) ARADI
IMMOVEABLE OBJECT 59-2110 61 36 2 209 NOT QUITE (1028) ILLIS
GAZZA 12-3538 29 11 2 209 ENGLISH FOOTBALL (1680) RIZTAB
TRIUMPH 97-7395 38 38 5 208 CANADIAN CLASSICS (1852) SHADOW GROVE
-WEDNESDAY ADDAMS 73-6043 36 5 0 208 CALENDAR GIRLS (1574) ERINIKA
HAPPY 50-3399 35 48 1 204 STRANGE TUNES (1085) SNOWBOUND
HUNZICKER BOWL 23-4182 65 41 3 203 SKI TAOS (860) TI
HERAJA 29-1339 42 40 0 203 BLACK SAMURAI (707) LAPUR
FAT LIP 52-3791 37 39 1 203 OTTO'S PARTS (664) FRATSFA
DAIRY QUEEN 47-2685 135 63 3 201 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
LEO 52-3869 43 29 0 201 DARQUE AGES (1257) FRATSFA
-DORSAL FINN 42-1662 28 19 1 200 NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC (1343) RODEKI
-FRENCH KISS 73-590 18 9 0 200 WORLDWIDE GORE (547) ERINIKA
JINX 47-7951 51 63 1 199 TEAM TOONS (1500) NORTH FORK
-KNOS THE AXE 74-4394 50 23 1 199 BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1570) DAYLA KIV
RUBBER KNIFE 54-2038 83 61 1 198 USELESS TOOLS (552) TROCAR
-BASE ON BULLS 73-3101 53 29 4 198 THE BULLS (255) ERINIKA
PHILLIP THE BIRD 40-3708 43 36 1 198 CRUEL PET NAMES (1117) ZENSU
ACE OF BASE 47-6905 42 28 0 198 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
-PIRES 7-5665 39 21 1 198 IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (883) BONSUR
-WOLFMAN JACK 5-4594 37 9 2 198 PARTY ANIMALS (476) KALTOS
-A BOMB IN A BULL 73-503 30 15 2 198 THE BULLS (255) ERINIKA
-ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429 74 54 1 196 SPARF! (873) SEAM
A GROUNDSKEEPER 45-1613 56 48 1 196 AVID FANS (199) STORMCROWE
-BULL FROG 73-4547 54 33 0 196 THE BULLS (255) ERINIKA
TUESDAY WELD 73-6047 36 8 0 196 CALENDAR GIRLS (1574) ERINIKA
-TRASH CAN 50-3403 45 26 4 195 OPEN SESAME (668) SNOWBOUND
-TAOS 26-4042 58 29 1 194 HERE TO PHOENIX (871) CALEAM
HARVEY 59-2636 26 9 0 194 IMPROVED ILLUSION (1078) ILLIS
STEVE MCQUEEN 47-3908 74 65 1 193 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
EARLY MORNINGS 84-34548 50 44 0 193 THINGS I HATE 2 (1784) BLACKSTONE
-SUPER GROVER 50-3413 32 19 0 193 OPEN SESAME (668) SNOWBOUND
HOPALONG CASSIDY 72-7839 51 69 1 192 COWBOY CROONERS (1535) DRAGONHEAD
-VIKING RAIDER 54-2885 41 26 1 192 SPARF! (1139) TROCAR
-KENNY CHESNEY 73-5517 29 10 1 191 SUE'S BIG BOYS (1635) ERINIKA
-ADAM'S APPLE 52-3203 53 31 0 190 OTTO'S PARTS (664) FRATSFA
GENERAL PUBLIC 31-3112 50 41 1 190 MILITARY MAYHEM (37) CHIMLEVTAL
-NUMBSKULL 52-2948 42 21 2 190 OTTO'S PARTS (664) FRATSFA
-DON KING 47-5374 71 58 3 189 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
-A.O. HELL 54-2523 50 30 2 189 USELESS TOOLS (552) TROCAR
R BAGGIO 17-4867 35 24 1 189 ITALIAN FOOTBALL (826) ALJAFIR
GREEN KING 21-5183 34 11 0 189 REAL BEER (859) SUNSET
BEERVAHNA 60-4292 71 48 3 188 INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745) ARADI
-LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373 71 27 2 188 CONSORTIUM CRAP (1248) ARUAK CITY
-AFRICAN QUEEN 47-6424 61 29 0 188 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
-BODDINGTON'S 21-5035 51 30 0 188 REAL BEER (859) SUNSET
-TRICK SHOULDER 52-1053 27 27 1 186 OTTO'S PARTS (664) FRATSFA
-GENERAL PURPOSE 31-5124 21 12 1 185 MILITARY MAYHEM (37) CHIMLEVTAL
-STAY PUFT 20-144 38 33 1 183 PHANTOM REGIMENT (1710) SEAM
-JACK O'LANTERN 47-2762 22 13 1 183 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
-SCORPION KING 47-4718 26 11 1 182 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
-TICKET TAKER 45-2522 18 8 1 182 AVID FANS (199) STORMCROWE
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JOHN BURKETT 3-3749 20 10 2 181 BOMBAY BUMBLE BEES (1844) OSKSI
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-LONDON QUIREBOY 59-2513 63 34 1 180 CHAPEL ROCK (1108) ILLIS
-THE COUNT 50-1860 44 24 0 180 OPEN SESAME (668) SNOWBOUND
LOVING IT 56-4440 40 55 0 180 FAVORITE SAYINGS (1780) ROCANIS
GARGLE SPEW 45-3902 30 51 1 180 EMETICS (1030) STORMCROWE
-ICE CREAM MAN 51-5584 29 18 0 180 VAN DUEL (1476) TRICORUS
SOUTHPOINT 52-3492 39 35 0 179 OHIO (1286) FRATSFA
THAT! 21-5272 28 15 2 178 REAL BEER (859) SUNSET
-A CHEERLEADER 45-1092 25 14 2 176 AVID FANS (199) STORMCROWE
LAR'EH WALKER 60-5825 32 23 1 175 INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745) ARADI
-JACK KNIFE 47-6694 43 31 1 173 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
BEER KHAN 73-5755 34 9 2 168 MONGOL HORDE (1631) ERINIKA
UZI 44-1701 47 52 1 162 BLOWN AWAY (398) KRILL
JOHNNY APPLESEED 59-2767 51 109 1 161 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
BIRGITTE 73-6755 15 3 0 160 KINGS BLADES (1770) ERINIKA
THE ROCK 30-4314 25 14 1 156 WRESTLMANIACS (1459) IAYE
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CHOCO 83-530 32 20 0 150 HOUSE OF FUR (1860) TELORINTHE
DEATHFROMABOVE 73-5766 30 9 1 150 WAY BACK WHEN (1497) ERINIKA
TAMMY FAYE 39-3520 54 143 0 148 WITLESS WONDERS (1052) XOCHITHLAN
ARMENIUS 47-9159 30 41 0 141 WHITE WOLVES (1838) NORTH FORK
-CUBA 26-3917 51 34 0 140 HERE TO PHOENIX (871) CALEAM
PHONELESS CORD 54-2018 57 52 0 137 USELESS TOOLS (552) TROCAR
BRUTUS 47-9380 25 32 3 137 WHITE WOLVES (1838) NORTH FORK
KNITTED AFGHAN 73-4123 15 11 4 128 WORLDWIDE GORE (547) ERINIKA
-JANUARY JONES 73-6056 19 7 0 127 CALENDAR GIRLS (1574) ERINIKA
-SICKNESS 39-4242 35 16 1 122 BASH BROS BABY (1638) XOCHITHLAN
VALERIUS 44-1035 22 19 2 107 WHITE MAIMERS (324) KRILL
-KORILL SAI 54-3154 18 49 0 103 TRADERS OF TROCAR (1027) TROCAR
-MARIUS 29-4602 29 18 0 101 EQUESTORS (1892) LAPUR
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-PLAINSMAN 6-3915 29 29 0 98 SOUL STRIPPERS II (1879) TRANSEL
APOCALYPSE 47-10030 17 6 1 97 THE PURGE 209 (1935) NORTH FORK
BRAVO 29-6239 18 13 1 91 RED AVENGERS (1724) LAPUR
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-RADTEEF WAZGRIM 8-5919 23 15 4 88 BLOODY HAND CLAN (1587) ARKERS
GALLIENUS 47-4956 22 46 1 79 WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (1825) NORTH FORK
YUEHE 29-6197 22 6 1 74 MID EARTH (154) LAPUR
DEATH BRINGER 83-618 22 11 1 72 THE DRAGONS (1774) TELORINTHE
ANTONIO BROWN 83-612 20 18 1 71 NFL NETWORK (1887) TELORINTHE
ZHOU XI 21-5151 24 31 3 69 KANO CLAN (988) SUNSET
-ZEHDEA 81-3577 20 9 0 69 CLAN LONGBEARD (1274) SHADOWSPIRE
-DROP A DIME 24-5575 17 16 0 67 NO QUARTER (1940) ZORPUNT
MARK PORTUGAL 73-348 5 3 0 67 WORLDWIDE GORE (547) ERINIKA
-STRETCH MARKS 28-5783 18 7 1 62 BASH BROS BODY (1492) MORYA
-MITRAL VALVE 39-4287 19 4 0 61 BIONIC MAN (1947) XOCHITHLAN
-HARPOON 31-7014 18 7 0 61 USEFUL WEAPONS (1430) CHIMLEVTAL
INNUK SHUK 85-12276 7 0 0 57 WORLD BLADES 15 (1904) JASPER GULCH
-MY MIRROR IMAGE 22-7631 14 13 1 56 SS06 01 (1943) SOLVEN
-TOSHI ARITO 83-697 17 4 0 55 KAME HOUSE (1804) TELORINTHE
-NO ONE WILL KNOW 59-3159 16 7 0 55 BASHAHOLICS ANON (1326) ILLIS
-MY CASE STUDY 14-5518 15 9 0 54 SS02 2 (1942) TOBIR
-GOSHAWK 74-4843 16 5 0 53 FEROCIOUS ANIMALS (1941) DAYLA KIV
MEAT 73-8119 14 9 0 53 PORKY'S (1945) ERINIKA
MATSURI 29-4256 24 20 0 48 BLACK SAMURAI (707) LAPUR
-XEROX 73-9663 14 6 0 48 BRANDTASTIC (1946) ERINIKA
JULIUS 47-10206 14 18 1 47 WHITE MAIMERS (1936) NORTH FORK
OUTER SPACE 71-6093 12 4 1 47 VACANT LOTS (1872) KYR'TERR
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DASKINOR 71-3390 22 16 3 45 DARQUE FORCES (863) KYR'TERR
CAPE TOWN 41-5118 23 20 1 36 WORLD BLADES 9 (1902) KATI-TEI
GEE WHIZZ 71-8558 15 11 1 29 JURINE SAMPLE (1921) KYR'TERR
-YASNAC 6-5784 19 21 2 16 SOUL STRIPPERS II (1879) TRANSEL
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
HAIRY MONSTER devastated EARLY MORNINGS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
BULL DURHAM demolished HAPPY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
PHILLIP THE BIRD was defeated by SUPERSIZE ME in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
STEVE MCQUEEN was viciously subdued by G W BUSH in a popular 2 minute Challenge fight.
ACE OF BASE devastated SOUTHPOINT in a 1 minute uneven Challenge brawl.
IMMOVEABLE OBJECT luckily beat HERAJA in a exciting 15 minute Challenge struggle.
DISCO QUEEN viciously subdued DREAM in a action packed 4 minute Challenge fight.
JOHN BURKETT vanquished JOHNNY APPLESEED in a popular 2 minute uneven Challenge duel.
BEER KHAN was viciously subdued by HARVEY in a popular 3 minute Challenge fight.
KNITTED AFGHAN handily defeated VALERIUS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
UZI demolished ARMENIUS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
MARK PORTUGAL devastated JULIUS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge battle.
TUESDAY WELD was savagely defeated by UNCLE FESTER in a 1 minute conflict.
GENERAL PUBLIC was vanquished by GOJIRO in a action packed 2 minute mismatched bout.
DARK TOWER overpowered TRIUMPH in a crowd pleasing 3 minute mismatched Title brawl.
F.O.A.D. overpowered RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a exciting 1 minute one-sided match.
DUTCH TREAT overpowered GOJIRO in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody mismatched fight.
THE REFEREE beat RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a action packed 1 minute fight.
A GROUNDSKEEPER was subdued by TELGOR in a 2 minute bout.
FIGHTER ACE handily defeated CRYSALIS GUARD in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven duel.
BEERVAHNA was luckily beaten by CLOTTO in a popular 3 minute gruesome fight.
RUBBER KNIFE beat JINX in a action packed 3 minute fight.
KING FORADAY narrowly defeated CRYSALIS GUARD in a exciting 1 minute gruesome bout.
THE LION KING savagely defeated CRYSALIS GUARD in a action packed 3 minute gory duel.
HUNZICKER BOWL handily defeated LOVING IT in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
FAT LIP viciously subdued AMBER WOLFWALKER in a popular 8 minute gory bout.
LEO won victory over THAT! in a popular 1 minute fray.
RUBBER KNIFE was savagely defeated by VERMICIOUS KNID in a popular 6 minute match.
GAZZA overpowered HOPALONG CASSIDY in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
DAIRY QUEEN demolished CLOTTO in a popular 2 minute bloody uneven contest.
SITS ON HIS DUFF subdued TELGOR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
KING MIDAS beat R BAGGIO in a popular 2 minute fray.
JIVE savagely defeated AMBER WOLFWALKER in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal match.
LAR'EH WALKER vanquished BRUTUS in a action packed 1 minute gory one-sided bout.
PHONELESS CORD was handily defeated by BIRGITTE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
DEATHFROMABOVE was overpowered by GARGLE SPEW in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
GREEN KING vanquished CHOCO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided struggle.
TAMMY FAYE lost to THE ROCK in a popular 2 minute bloody conflict.
INNUK SHUK beat DASKINOR in a action packed 1 minute competition.
DEATH BRINGER was handily defeated by APOCALYPSE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
ANTONIO BROWN overpowered MATSURI in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
MEAT lost to GALLIENUS in a popular 1 minute bout.
GEE WHIZZ was overcome by OUTER SPACE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bout.
ZHOU XI lost to BRAVO in a exciting 1 minute match.
CAPE TOWN was handily defeated by YUEHE in a exciting 1 minute gory one-sided bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 20 PARRY-STRIKE 27 - 12 - 1 69 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 15 LUNGING ATTACK 58 - 36 - 1 62 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 9 SLASHING ATTACK 39 - 35 - 1 53 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 8 WALL OF STEEL 26 - 24 - 1 52 |
|WALL OF STEEL 6 AIMED BLOW 87 - 81 - 1 52 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 4 PARRY-LUNGE 17 - 18 - 1 49 |
|TOTAL PARRY 4 TOTAL PARRY 21 - 25 - 0 46 |
|BASHING ATTACK 4 STRIKING ATTACK 25 - 37 - 0 40 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 10 - 15 - 0 40 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 BASHING ATTACK 9 - 23 - 0 28 |
Turn 379 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
STRIKING ATTACK 7 - 1 AIMED BLOW 7 - 13 2 WALL OF STEEL
PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 2 2 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 10 - 5 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 2 2 TOTAL PARRY
SLASHING ATTACK 6 - 3 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 3 2 STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 2 1 PARRY-STRIKE
WALL OF STEEL 3 - 3 1 AIMED BLOW
1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
WALL OF STEEL DARK TOWER 11-1702 134 68 0 295 KING'S COURT (34)
LUNGING ATTACK F.O.A.D. 73-442 66 28 2 270 ALPHABET SOUP (943)
TOTAL PARRY RUBBER KNIFE 57-2546 67 20 2 267 USELESS TOOLS (1249)
STRIKING ATTACK HAIRY MONSTER 50-3436 37 24 0 247 OPEN SESAME (668)
AIMED BLOW SUPERSIZE ME 47-8110 49 36 2 234 FAST FOOD (1355)
SLASHING ATTACK UNCLE FESTER 59-2768 69 91 1 227 TALL TALES (1335)
BASHING ATTACK KING FORADAY 47-3762 99 68 4 222 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
PARRY-STRIKE THE REFEREE 45-1091 123 58 4 220 AVID FANS (199)
PARRY-RIPOSTE JIVE 25-624 130 83 1 214 CRYPTICS (150)
PARRY-LUNGE HAPPY 50-3399 35 48 1 204 STRANGE TUNES (1085)
The overall popularity leader is DISCO QUEEN 47-1992. The most popular warrior this
turn was HERAJA 29-1339. The ten other most popular fighters were RUBBER KNIFE
54-2038, FAT LIP 52-3791, BEERVAHNA 60-4292, TAMMY FAYE 39-3520, HARVEY 59-2636, DARK
TOWER 11-1702, DAIRY QUEEN 47-2685, DISCO QUEEN 47-1992, DREAM 60-9010, and G W BUSH
59-2764.
The least popular fighter this week was MATSURI 29-4256. The other ten least popular
fighters were DEATH BRINGER 83-618, DEATHFROMABOVE 73-5766, HOPALONG CASSIDY 72-7839,
LOVING IT 56-4440, JULIUS 47-10206, SOUTHPOINT 52-3492, CAPE TOWN 41-5118, CHOCO
83-530, BRUTUS 47-9380, and ARMENIUS 47-9159.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
OSKSI(3) 1 0 0 CHIMLEVTAL(31) 0 1 0 ANDOR(57) 1 0 0
KALTOS(5) 1 0 0 XOCHITHLAN(39) 0 1 0 ILLIS(59) 5 1 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 1 0 0 ZENSU(40) 0 1 0 ARADI(60) 1 2 0
RIZTAB(12) 1 0 0 KATI-TEI(41) 0 1 0 KYR'TERR(71) 1 2 0
ALJAFIR(17) 0 1 0 KRILL(44) 1 1 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 0 1 0
SUNSET(21) 1 2 0 STORMCROWE(45) 2 1 0 ERINIKA(73) 5 4 0
TI(23) 1 0 0 NORTH FORK(47) 9 5 0 TELORINTHE(83) 1 2 0
LYRATILAN(25) 1 0 0 SNOWBOUND(50) 1 1 0 BLACKSTONE(84) 0 1 0
CALEAM(26) 1 0 0 FRATSFA(52) 2 1 0 JASPER GULCH(85) 1 0 0
LAPUR(29) 2 2 0 TROCAR(54) 0 2 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 0 1 0
IAYE(30) 1 0 0 ROCANIS(56) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JOHN BURKETT 3-3749 20 10 2 181 BOMBAY BUMBLE BEES (1844) OSKSI
BULL DURHAM 5-4324 88 33 1 221 PARTY ANIMALS (476) KALTOS
DARK TOWER 11-1702 134 68 0 295 KING'S COURT (34) ARUAK CITY
GAZZA 12-3538 29 11 2 209 ENGLISH FOOTBALL (1680) RIZTAB
R BAGGIO 17-4867 35 24 1 189 ITALIAN FOOTBALL (826) ALJAFIR
GREEN KING 21-5183 34 11 0 189 REAL BEER (859) SUNSET
HUNZICKER BOWL 23-4182 65 41 3 203 SKI TAOS (860) TI
JIVE 25-624 130 83 1 214 CRYPTICS (150) LYRATILAN
DUTCH TREAT 26-1841 204 43 2 238 WORLDWIDE GORE (35) CALEAM
HERAJA 29-1339 42 40 0 203 BLACK SAMURAI (707) LAPUR
THE ROCK 30-4314 25 14 1 156 WRESTLMANIACS (1459) IAYE
GENERAL PUBLIC 31-3112 50 41 1 190 MILITARY MAYHEM (37) CHIMLEVTAL
TAMMY FAYE 39-3520 54 143 0 148 WITLESS WONDERS (1052) XOCHITHLAN
PHILLIP THE BIRD 40-3708 43 36 1 198 CRUEL PET NAMES (1117) ZENSU
CAPE TOWN 41-5118 23 20 1 36 WORLD BLADES 9 (1902) KATI-TEI
UZI 44-1701 47 52 1 162 BLOWN AWAY (398) KRILL
THE REFEREE 45-1091 123 58 4 220 AVID FANS (199) STORMCROWE
FIGHTER ACE 47-1189 101 67 6 237 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
HAIRY MONSTER 50-3436 37 24 0 247 OPEN SESAME (668) SNOWBOUND
FAT LIP 52-3791 37 39 1 203 OTTO'S PARTS (664) FRATSFA
RUBBER KNIFE 54-2038 83 61 1 198 USELESS TOOLS (552) TROCAR
LOVING IT 56-4440 40 55 0 180 FAVORITE SAYINGS (1780) ROCANIS
RUBBER KNIFE 57-2546 67 20 2 267 USELESS TOOLS (1249) ANDOR
UNCLE FESTER 59-2768 69 91 1 227 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
DREAM 60-9010 47 45 0 210 FAVORITE SAYINGS (1782) ARADI
OUTER SPACE 71-6093 12 4 1 47 VACANT LOTS (1872) KYR'TERR
HOPALONG CASSIDY 72-7839 51 69 1 192 COWBOY CROONERS (1535) DRAGONHEAD
F.O.A.D. 73-442 66 28 2 270 ALPHABET SOUP (943) ERINIKA
CHOCO 83-530 32 20 0 150 HOUSE OF FUR (1860) TELORINTHE
EARLY MORNINGS 84--30988 50 44 0 193 THINGS I HATE 2 (1784) BLACKSTONE
INNUK SHUK 85-12276 7 0 0 57 WORLD BLADES 15 (1904) JASPER GULCH
TRIUMPH 97-7395 38 38 5 208 CANADIAN CLASSICS (1852) SHADOW GROVE
Name Change-o-Rama -- Final Update
The gladiators looked around at the Commission's administrative office on the
Isle of the Eye. They'd been here before. The standard boxy building, the scurrying
clerks, the... goats browsing on the landscaping. Not as many goats this time as
before, only three. One came over to Zeke (not his arena name) and nuzzled his
pockets. He scratched at the base of its floppy ears, lacking a snack to offer. He
looked at one of the clerks. "I thought you got rid of the goats last year," Zeke
said.
"These are new goats," the clerk said with a sigh. "They're going to be shipped
out next week." He looked hopeful. "They like you, could you stay until then?"
Zeke sighed. Minding three goats sounded more enjoyable than fighting in the
arena. "I'd have to ask my manager."
* * * *
Snatching his parchment away from a very determined goat, who apparently thought
it was a tasty snack, Rodney quickly dipped his pen in ink and began to write. "It is
our pleasure and honor to note that sixty-seven gladiators and teams have elected to
change their names, supporting the contribution of goats to deserving people. With
the Commission's matching funds, this has purchased three goats--a good goat can't be
purchased for a copper, you know. The goats are already en route to their new homes,
where they will be--" He paused and thought about it. "--very welcome. We wish all
the best to the goats and their new owners."