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Date : 04/18/2023 Duedate: 05/15/2023
CRYSALIS ARENA
DM 106 TURN 389
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
3 ROYAL FLUSH 47/10 4102 2045 39 66.7 WORLD BLADES 9 41/1902
WORLDWIDE GORE 26/35 FAVORITE SAYINGS 2/1976
WAY BACK WHEN 73/1497 THINGS I HATE 2 84/1784
WAY TO GO! II 73/1010 WORLD BLADES 12 50/1773
4 THE PURGE 2 47/1935 17 10 0 63.0 WORLD BLADES 15 85/1904
5 HOUSE OF FU 83/1860 19 12 0 61.3 FAVORITE SAYINGS 56/1780
6 VIKINGS 10/1208 701 603 6 53.8 FAVORITE SAYINGS 60/1782
SENTINELS 7/1202 CANADIAN CLASSICS 97/1852
VAN DUEL 51/1476 11 NFL NETWORK 83/1887 13 22 2 37.1
PHANTOM REGIMENT 20/1710 CARTOON NETWORK 31/1951
BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE 19/1481 12 OHIO 52/1286 241 419 0 36.5
BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE 74/1570 EMETICS 45/1030
DARQUE FORCES 71/863 WITLESS WONDERS 39/1052
IMPROVED ILLUSION 59/1078 WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE 47/1825
9 PORKY'S 73/1945 279 292 0 48.9 13 TALL TALES 59/1335 186 350 3 34.7
FAST FOOD 47/1355 14 KANO CLAN 21/988 36 72 1 33.3
KINGS BLADES 73/1770 BLACK SAMURAI 29/707
JURINE SAMPLE 71/1921 LUDUS MAGNUS XV 73/1995
WORLD BLADES 7 36/1977 WHITE WOLVES 47/1838
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Whee!
Crysalis had 26 fights today. It took the whole afternoon. Vikings avoided Royal
Flush. One fighter died.
BURN (47-10036) (21-14-0,64) of THE PURGE 209 fought ANTONIO BROWN (83-612) (23-
24-1,59) of NFL NETWORK. BURN was savagely slain by ANTONIO BROWN in a popular 3
minute gory duel.
BALDASSARE (7-6003) (106-58-0,303) of SENTINELS fought TAMMY FAYE (39-3520) (59-
147-0,194) of WITLESS WONDERS. BALDASSARE vanquished TAMMY FAYE in an exciting 1
minute uneven battle. Baldassare is Crysalis' top Parry-Strike, and the most
challenged fighter. Oddly, there were supposedly no challenges this turn. Hmm. No
fights due to challenges, that is. Baldassare's guild was the one that avoided Royal
Flush. What does that mean?
DISCO QUEEN (47-1992) (140-41-3,214) of ROYAL FLUSH fought GRIZZ GRIMHULT (19-
5083) (47-41-1,204) of BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE. DISCO QUEEN bested GRIZZ GRIMHULT in a 2
minute match. Disco Queen is still the overall popularity leader, while Grizz
Grimhult is the leading Striker.
KING MIDAS (59-2770) (70-93-1,204) of TALL TALES fought TRIUMPH (97-7395) (43-42-
5,202) of CANADIAN CLASSICS. KING MIDAS viciously subdued TRIUMPH in a popular 4
minute gruesome conflict. King Midas is this turn's favorite fighter.
APOCALYPSE (47-10030) (23-9-1,101) of THE PURGE 209 fought DEATHFROMABOVE (73-
5766) (30-9-1,150) of WAY BACK WHEN. APOCALYPSE overpowered DEATHFROMABOVE in an
exciting 1 minute one-sided match. For this victory, Apocalypse was awarded 47
points. Deathfromabove lost 31 points. Apocalypse is our leading Lunger.
Oh, the shame! The disgrace! Cape Town is least popular, after losing to a
stand-in. CAPE TOWN (41-5118) (27-25-1,53) of WORLD BLADES 9 fought CAPTURED PIRATE
KING (106-2) (0-0-0,30). CAPE TOWN was overpowered by CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a 1
minute one-sided duel. It is, it is a glorious thing to be a pirate king. I was told
that if stand-ins were allowed to gain recognition points, the Pirate King would have
received 30 points for beating Cape Town.
HARI-KARI (73-3049) (126-17-0,263) of WAY TO GO! II fought HAGAR BLUETOOTH (10-
5850) (99-52-2,262) of VIKINGS. HARI-KARI bested HAGAR BLUETOOTH in a crowd pleasing
4 minute Title fight, and so continues to be the Champion of the Horn, and the leading
Aimed Blow. Hagar Bluetooth is still the top Wall of Steel.
DUTCH TREAT (26-1841) (206-43-2,263) of WORLDWIDE GORE fought LEO (52-3869) (48-
33-0,210) of DARQUE AGES. DUTCH TREAT savagely defeated LEO in a crowd pleasing 5
minute bloody duel. Dutch Treat is our most highly recognized Total Parry.
UNCLE FESTER (59-2768) (71-98-1,198) of TALL TALES fought INNUK SHUK (85-12276)
(13-3-0,155) of WORLD BLADES 15. UNCLE FESTER demolished INNUK SHUK in a popular 1
minute mismatched match. So, Uncle Fester continues to reign as the top Slasher.
SUPERSIZE ME (47-8110) (53-41-2,202) of FAST FOOD fought HAPPY (50-3399) (38-54-
1,174) of STRANGE TUNES. SUPERSIZE ME vanquished HAPPY in an exciting 1 minute one-
sided fight. Happy is our top Parry-Lunge.
Matsuri is the best recognized Parry-Riposte. ARMENIUS (47-9159) (33-47-0,168) of
WHITE WOLVES fought MATSURI (29-4256) (29-24-0,136) of BLACK SAMURAI. ARMENIUS
devastated MATSURI in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
BRUTUS (47-9380) (25-41-3,118) of WHITE WOLVES fought FLOYD (106-10) (0-0-0,150).
BRUTUS was devastated by FLOYD in a 1 minute one-sided bout. Brutus is top Basher.
Well, that's all I've got for you. Have a good fortnight and enjoy this beautiful
spring.
-- Olaf Modeen
THE TOWER GUARDIAN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HARI-KARI 73-3049 127 17 0 295 WAY TO GO! II (1010) ERINIKA
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BALDASSARE 7-6003 107 58 0 312 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
DUTCH TREAT 26-1841 207 43 2 279 WORLDWIDE GORE (35) CALEAM
KNOS THE AXE 74-4394 58 25 1 239 BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1570) DAYLA KIV
EARLY MORNINGS 84-34548 55 49 0 231 THINGS I HATE 2 (1784) BLACKSTONE
DISCO QUEEN 47-1992 141 41 3 223 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
DREAM 60-9010 52 50 0 218 FAVORITE SAYINGS (1782) ARADI
-JINX 47-7951 54 69 1 217 TEAM TOONS (1500) NORTH FORK
KING MIDAS 59-2770 71 93 1 213 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
-HERAJA 29-1339 46 44 0 211 BLACK SAMURAI (707) LAPUR
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850 99 53 2 210 VIKINGS (1208) KOLACT
LEO 52-3869 48 34 0 210 DARQUE AGES (1257) FRATSFA
GRIZZ GRIMHULT 19-5083 47 42 1 210 BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1481) ZUWAYZA
SUPERSIZE ME 47-8110 54 41 2 206 FAST FOOD (1355) NORTH FORK
SOUTHPOINT 52-3492 44 40 0 204 OHIO (1286) FRATSFA
UNCLE FESTER 59-2768 72 98 1 203 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
GARGLE SPEW 45-3902 33 58 1 202 EMETICS (1030) STORMCROWE
TAMMY FAYE 39-3520 59 148 0 198 WITLESS WONDERS (1052) XOCHITHLAN
TRIUMPH 97-7395 43 43 5 198 CANADIAN CLASSICS (1852) SHADOW GROVE
HREIDMAR THE RED 10-6148 77 40 0 195 VIKINGS (1208) KOLACT
INNUIT 50-3795 48 46 2 195 WORLD BLADES 12 (1773) SNOWBOUND
-HOPALONG CASSIDY 72-7839 54 75 1 193 COWBOY CROONERS (1535) DRAGONHEAD
ICE CREAM MAN 51-5584 33 24 0 192 VAN DUEL (1476) TRICORUS
MEDINA 36-7596 36 26 0 187 WORLD BLADES 7 (1977) JHANS
STAY PUFT 20-144 42 39 1 184 PHANTOM REGIMENT (1710) SEAM
G W BUSH 59-2764 62 108 2 183 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
LOVING IT 56-4440 44 61 0 179 FAVORITE SAYINGS (1780) ROCANIS
JOHNNY APPLESEED 59-2767 54 116 1 178 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
HAPPY 50-3399 38 55 1 174 STRANGE TUNES (1085) SNOWBOUND
ARMENIUS 47-9159 34 47 0 173 WHITE WOLVES (1838) NORTH FORK
BIRGITTE 73-6755 18 10 0 172 KINGS BLADES (1770) ERINIKA
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SPRING CHICKEN 2-6085 34 17 0 170 FAVORITE SAYINGS (1976) NIANIA
INNUK SHUK 85-12276 13 4 0 156 WORLD BLADES 15 (1904) JASPER GULCH
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
APOCALYPSE 47-10030 24 9 1 148 THE PURGE 209 (1935) NORTH FORK
CHOCO 83-530 36 26 0 142 HOUSE OF FUR (1860) TELORINTHE
MATSURI 29-4256 29 25 0 134 BLACK SAMURAI (707) LAPUR
DEATHFROMABOVE 73-5766 30 10 1 119 WAY BACK WHEN (1497) ERINIKA
BRUTUS 47-9380 25 42 3 116 WHITE WOLVES (1838) NORTH FORK
RICHARD 31-6950 19 20 2 116 CARTOON NETWORK (1951) CHIMLEVTAL
-VALERIUS 44-1035 23 23 2 106 WHITE MAIMERS (324) KRILL
MEAT 73-8119 20 13 0 101 PORKY'S (1945) ERINIKA
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GEE WHIZZ 71-8558 22 14 1 100 JURINE SAMPLE (1921) KYR'TERR
-TENNESSE SMITH 52-4411 21 35 1 99 MIDDLE WAY 8 (1271) FRATSFA
ANTONIO BROWN 83-612 24 24 2 98 NFL NETWORK (1887) TELORINTHE
-GRATILLONIUS 47-10208 19 19 1 96 WHITE MAIMERS (1936) NORTH FORK
GALLIENUS 47-4956 28 50 1 95 WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (1825) NORTH FORK
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-TRY ONE 47-9765 22 21 0 87 WEIRD ALCHEMY (1531) NORTH FORK
HALFTIME SHOW 83-632 24 14 1 78 NFL NETWORK (1887) TELORINTHE
-ICY ROADS 33-10088 18 16 2 72 BRASH BROS XMAS (1558) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
DASKINOR 71-3390 28 20 3 71 DARQUE FORCES (863) KYR'TERR
-JULIUS 47-10206 15 22 1 70 WHITE MAIMERS (1936) NORTH FORK
-FOZZY 54-2398 19 11 1 69 THE MUPPETS (852) TROCAR
-PADFOOT 4-7548 20 6 2 68 POTTERY WORLD (1681) JHELUM
-ROCKY 31-7053 19 10 1 68 BASH BROS OCEAN (1480) CHIMLEVTAL
SPICLUS 73-7766 17 7 0 68 LUDUS MAGNUS XV (1995) ERINIKA
-BAUM 47-10053 18 11 0 65 LAND OF OZ (28) NORTH FORK
FAIRYFIRE 59-2660 20 6 1 64 IMPROVED ILLUSION (1078) ILLIS
ZHOU XI 21-5151 26 35 3 60 KANO CLAN (988) SUNSET
-RALPH 54-2397 14 16 1 59 THE MUPPETS (852) TROCAR
-ORANGE ORANGUTAN 11-8602 17 5 2 58 ANIMAL FARM (1095) ARUAK CITY
BURN 47-10036 21 15 0 56 THE PURGE 209 (1935) NORTH FORK
-DO GEESE SEE GOD 21-9617 16 7 1 56 CRACKED REAR VIEW (1701) SUNSET
-MY BRIGHT IDEA 61-4372 15 11 0 56 SS05 05 (1915) JURINE
-DRUDGE 47-9735 15 6 0 51 SATAN'S MINIONS (1744) NORTH FORK
-BLIZZARD 47-8887 11 4 0 37 SNOW FORT (2002) NORTH FORK
CAPE TOWN 41-5118 27 26 1 31 WORLD BLADES 9 (1902) KATI-TEI
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
BURN 47-10036 21 15 0 THE PURGE 209 1935 ANTONIO BROWN 83-612 389
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
HARI-KARI bested HAGAR BLUETOOTH in a crowd pleasing 4 minute Title fight.
BALDASSARE vanquished TAMMY FAYE in a exciting 1 minute uneven battle.
DUTCH TREAT savagely defeated LEO in a crowd pleasing 5 minute bloody duel.
EARLY MORNINGS overpowered ICE CREAM MAN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
KNOS THE AXE devastated MEDINA in a popular 2 minute uneven brawl.
DISCO QUEEN bested GRIZZ GRIMHULT in a 2 minute match.
INNUIT was bested by CRYSALIS GUARD in a 2 minute competition.
SPRING CHICKEN was overpowered by GARGLE SPEW in a 2 minute uneven melee.
HREIDMAR THE RED vanquished JOHNNY APPLESEED in a 3 minute one-sided duel.
SUPERSIZE ME vanquished HAPPY in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
SOUTHPOINT handily defeated G W BUSH in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
LOVING IT was savagely defeated by VILLAINOUS INFORMER in a 2 minute competition.
UNCLE FESTER demolished INNUK SHUK in a popular 1 minute mismatched match.
KING MIDAS viciously subdued TRIUMPH in a popular 4 minute gruesome conflict.
DREAM luckily beat GOJIRO in a action packed 3 minute struggle.
BIRGITTE was overcome by STAY PUFT in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bout.
ARMENIUS devastated MATSURI in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
APOCALYPSE overpowered DEATHFROMABOVE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided match.
RICHARD was overpowered by CHOCO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched fight.
BRUTUS was devastated by FLOYD in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
MEAT won victory over DASKINOR in a popular 3 minute gruesome match.
ZHOU XI was vanquished by HALFTIME SHOW in a 1 minute mismatched fray.
GEE WHIZZ overpowered FAIRYFIRE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
CAPE TOWN was overpowered by CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BURN was savagely slain by ANTONIO BROWN in a popular 3 minute gory duel.
SPICLUS was subdued by GALLIENUS in a exciting 1 minute melee.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 16 PARRY-STRIKE 33 - 10 - 0 77 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 7 LUNGING ATTACK 48 - 28 - 2 63 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 4 WALL OF STEEL 32 - 24 - 0 57 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 4 AIMED BLOW 83 - 77 - 0 52 |
|TOTAL PARRY 4 TOTAL PARRY 15 - 19 - 0 44 |
|WALL OF STEEL 4 PARRY-RIPOSTE 11 - 14 - 0 44 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 STRIKING ATTACK 34 - 44 - 0 44 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 PARRY-LUNGE 12 - 18 - 0 40 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 SLASHING ATTACK 22 - 35 - 1 39 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 BASHING ATTACK 10 - 28 - 1 26 |
Turn 389 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 4 AIMED BLOW
SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 1 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 3 3 PARRY-STRIKE
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 3 1 TOTAL PARRY
AIMED BLOW 10 - 6 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 6 1 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW HARI-KARI 73-3049 127 17 0 295 WAY TO GO! II (1010)
PARRY-STRIKE BALDASSARE 7-6003 107 58 0 312 SENTINELS (1202)
TOTAL PARRY DUTCH TREAT 26-1841 207 43 2 279 WORLDWIDE GORE (35)
WALL OF STEEL HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850 99 53 2 210 VIKINGS (1208)
STRIKING ATTACK GRIZZ GRIMHULT 19-5083 47 42 1 210 BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1481)
SLASHING ATTACK UNCLE FESTER 59-2768 72 98 1 203 TALL TALES (1335)
PARRY-LUNGE HAPPY 50-3399 38 55 1 174 STRANGE TUNES (1085)
LUNGING ATTACK APOCALYPSE 47-10030 24 9 1 148 THE PURGE 209 (1935)
PARRY-RIPOSTE MATSURI 29-4256 29 25 0 134 BLACK SAMURAI (707)
BASHING ATTACK BRUTUS 47-9380 25 42 3 116 WHITE WOLVES (1838)
The overall popularity leader is DISCO QUEEN 47-1992. The most popular warrior this
turn was KING MIDAS 59-2770. The ten other most popular fighters were DUTCH TREAT
26-1841, LEO 52-3869, HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850, ANTONIO BROWN 83-612, HARI-KARI
73-3049, KNOS THE AXE 74-4394, DREAM 60-9010, GARGLE SPEW 45-3902, HREIDMAR THE RED
10-6148, and TRIUMPH 97-7395.
The least popular fighter this week was CAPE TOWN 41-5118. The other ten least
popular fighters were FAIRYFIRE 59-2660, ZHOU XI 21-5151, ICE CREAM MAN 51-5584,
BRUTUS 47-9380, RICHARD 31-6950, DEATHFROMABOVE 73-5766, MATSURI 29-4256, LOVING IT
56-4440, G W BUSH 59-2764, and HAPPY 50-3399.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
NIANIA(2) 0 1 0 JHANS(36) 0 1 0 ILLIS(59) 2 3 0
BONSUR(7) 1 0 0 XOCHITHLAN(39) 0 1 0 ARADI(60) 1 0 0
KOLACT(10) 1 1 0 KATI-TEI(41) 0 1 0 KYR'TERR(71) 1 1 0
ZUWAYZA(19) 0 1 0 STORMCROWE(45) 1 0 0 ERINIKA(73) 2 3 0
SEAM(20) 1 0 0 NORTH FORK(47) 5 2 0 DAYLA KIV(74) 1 0 0
SUNSET(21) 0 1 0 SNOWBOUND(50) 0 2 0 TELORINTHE(83) 3 0 1
CALEAM(26) 1 0 0 TRICORUS(51) 0 1 0 BLACKSTONE(84) 1 0 0
LAPUR(29) 0 1 0 FRATSFA(52) 1 1 0 JASPER GULCH(85) 0 1 0
CHIMLEVTAL(31) 0 1 0 ROCANIS(56) 0 1 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SPRING CHICKEN 2-6085 34 17 0 170 FAVORITE SAYINGS (1976) NIANIA
BALDASSARE 7-6003 107 58 0 312 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850 99 53 2 210 VIKINGS (1208) KOLACT
GRIZZ GRIMHULT 19-5083 47 42 1 210 BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1481) ZUWAYZA
STAY PUFT 20-144 42 39 1 184 PHANTOM REGIMENT (1710) SEAM
ZHOU XI 21-5151 26 35 3 60 KANO CLAN (988) SUNSET
DUTCH TREAT 26-1841 207 43 2 279 WORLDWIDE GORE (35) CALEAM
MATSURI 29-4256 29 25 0 134 BLACK SAMURAI (707) LAPUR
RICHARD 31-6950 19 20 2 116 CARTOON NETWORK (1951) CHIMLEVTAL
MEDINA 36-7596 36 26 0 187 WORLD BLADES 7 (1977) JHANS
TAMMY FAYE 39-3520 59 148 0 198 WITLESS WONDERS (1052) XOCHITHLAN
CAPE TOWN 41-5118 27 26 1 31 WORLD BLADES 9 (1902) KATI-TEI
GARGLE SPEW 45-3902 33 58 1 202 EMETICS (1030) STORMCROWE
DISCO QUEEN 47-1992 141 41 3 223 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
INNUIT 50-3795 48 46 2 195 WORLD BLADES 12 (1773) SNOWBOUND
ICE CREAM MAN 51-5584 33 24 0 192 VAN DUEL (1476) TRICORUS
LEO 52-3869 48 34 0 210 DARQUE AGES (1257) FRATSFA
LOVING IT 56-4440 44 61 0 179 FAVORITE SAYINGS (1780) ROCANIS
KING MIDAS 59-2770 71 93 1 213 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
DREAM 60-9010 52 50 0 218 FAVORITE SAYINGS (1782) ARADI
GEE WHIZZ 71-8558 22 14 1 100 JURINE SAMPLE (1921) KYR'TERR
HARI-KARI 73-3049 127 17 0 295 WAY TO GO! II (1010) ERINIKA
KNOS THE AXE 74-4394 58 25 1 239 BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1570) DAYLA KIV
CHOCO 83-530 36 26 0 142 HOUSE OF FUR (1860) TELORINTHE
EARLY MORNINGS 84--30988 55 49 0 231 THINGS I HATE 2 (1784) BLACKSTONE
INNUK SHUK 85-12276 13 4 0 156 WORLD BLADES 15 (1904) JASPER GULCH
TRIUMPH 97-7395 43 43 5 198 CANADIAN CLASSICS (1852) SHADOW GROVE