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Date   : 08/08/2023    Duedate: 09/04/2023

CRYSALIS ARENA

DM 106    TURN 393

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 SPARF! 20/873       4248 2087  40 67.1      CRUEL PET NAMES 40/1117
    SPARF! 54/1139                              BOMBAY BUMBLE BEES 3/1844
    CRYPTICS 25/150                             INGRATE WHITE NORTH 60/745
    SKI TAOS 23/860                             NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC 42/1343
    AVID FANS 45/199                          2 ANDORIAN GU 51/2020    5    3   0 62.5
    REAL BEER 21/859                          3 THE PURGE 2 47/1935   20   15   0 57.1
    THE BULLS 73/255                          7 FAST FOOD 47/1355    287  308   0 48.2
    BLOWN AWAY 44/398                           WORLD BLADES 7 36/1977
    ROYAL FLUSH 47/10                           FAVORITE SAYINGS 2/1976
    AIR CANADA 73/1624                          THINGS I HATE 2 84/1784
    KING'S COURT 11/34                          WORLD BLADES 12 50/1773
    OPEN SESAME 50/668                          CANADIAN CLASSICS 97/1852
    OTTO'S PARTS 52/664                      10 BLUE BOAR INN 9/369   23   40   2 36.5
    PARTY ANIMALS 5/476                         BLUE BOAR INN II 9/561
    VACANT LOTS 71/1872                      11 OHIO 52/1286         244  436   0 35.9
    ALPHABET SOUP 73/943                        EMETICS 45/1030
    USELESS TOOLS 54/552                        STRANGE TUNES 50/1085
    WORLDWIDE GORE 26/35                        WITLESS WONDERS 39/1052
    MILITARY MAYHEM 31/37                       WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE 47/1825
    USELESS TOOLS 57/1249                    12 ABC'S 86/2011          5    9   0 35.7
    WAY TO GO! II 73/1010                       MADNESS 41/2010
    WORLDWIDE GORE 73/547                    13 TALL TALES 59/1335   191  361   3 34.6
    WRESTLMANIACS 30/1459                    14 KANO CLAN 21/988      39   80   1 32.8
    CALENDAR GIRLS 73/1574                      BLACK SAMURAI 29/707
    HERE TO PHOENIX 26/871                   15 WHITE WOLVE 47/1838   20   61   0 24.7
    SUE'S BIG BOYS 73/1635                   16 LUDUS MAGNU 73/2016    3   10   0 23.1
    CONSORTIUM CRAP 11/1248

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Hi there.

There were 49 fights today.  19 of them were challenges.  One guy died.  And Royal 
Flush avoided Vikings.

     BASE ON BULLS (73-3101) (55-30-4,197) of THE BULLS challenged GARGLE SPEW (45-
3902) (33-61-1,199) of EMETICS.  BASE ON BULLS dispatched GARGLE SPEW in a popular 4 
minute Challenge duel.  Oddly, Gargle Spew was this turn's favorite fighter.
     Spring Chicken got 32 points for this upset.  HUNZICKER BOWL (23-4182) (70-41-
3,270) of SKI TAOS fought SPRING CHICKEN (2-6085) (35-19-0,189) of FAVORITE SAYINGS.  
HUNZICKER BOWL was handily defeated by SPRING CHICKEN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
     Captain Kangaroo lost 23 points for this one.  ZHOU XI (21-5151) (27-37-3,47) of 
KANO CLAN fought CAPTAIN KANGAROO (31-3947) (17-16-1,83) of MILITARY MAYHEM.  ZHOU XI 
beat CAPTAIN KANGAROO in an action packed 1 minute fight.
     The most challenged fighter was Armenius.  LAR'EH WALKER (60-5825) (34-24-1,182) 
of INGRATE WHITE NORTH challenged ARMENIUS (47-9159) (35-49-0,182) of WHITE WOLVES.  
LAR'EH WALKER handily defeated ARMENIUS in a 3 minute uneven Challenge fight.
     This was a brave challenge.  ALLAN A' DALE (9-3586) (22-16-2,111) of BLUE BOAR 
INN II challenged A CHEERLEADER (45-1092) (26-15-2,170) of AVID FANS.  ALLAN A' DALE 
was devastated by A CHEERLEADER in a 1 minute Challenge brawl.  Mr. a' Dale got 8 
points and A Cheerleader got 2.
     ROBIN HOOD (9-3583) (17-19-0,95) of BLUE BOAR INN II challenged F (86-7666) (23-
36-0,128) of ABC'S.  ROBIN HOOD bested F in a 2 minute gory Challenge contest.  Mr. 
Hood got 23 points for this.
     DISCO QUEEN (47-1992) (144-41-3,245) of ROYAL FLUSH fought GOJIRO (106-31) (0-0-
0,220) .  DISCO QUEEN handily defeated GOJIRO in an action packed 2 minute mismatched 
match.  Disco Queen remains Crysalis' overall popularity leader.
     In the last fight of the day, GRIFFON (73-5523) (14-4-0,60) of AIR CANADA fought 
A-KEEN MS KITTY (51-4767) (15-10-1,56) of ANDORIAN GUARD.  GRIFFON overpowered A-KEEN 
MS KITTY in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.  I'm sorry to say that Ms Kitty was voted 
least popular this turn.  Coughed up a hairball, maybe?

Okay, stylemasters:
     Hari-Kari is still our top Aimed Blow and the Champion of the Horn.  HARI-KARI 
(73-3049) (130-17-0,359) of WAY TO GO! II fought KING MIDAS (59-2770) (72-95-1,200) of 
TALL TALES.  HARI-KARI demolished KING MIDAS in an action packed 1 minute one-sided 
Title fight.
     DARK TOWER (11-1702) (139-68-0,356) of KING'S COURT fought TAMMY FAYE (39-3520) 
(59-151-0,191) of WITLESS WONDERS.  DARK TOWER overpowered TAMMY FAYE in a 2 minute 
one-sided duel.   Dark Tower is our best recognized Wall of Steel.
     Always satisfying to beat a stand-in, ain't it?  F.O.A.D. (73-442) (71-28-2,316) 
of ALPHABET SOUP fought VILLAINOUS INFORMER (106-23) (0-0-0,181).  F.O.A.D. 
overpowered VILLAINOUS INFORMER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fray.  F.O.A.D. 
is top Lunger.
     Dutch Treat is our top Total Parry.  DUTCH TREAT (26-1841) (210-43-2,309) of 
WORLDWIDE GORE fought THE BLACKSMITH (106-22) (0-0-0,181).  DUTCH TREAT overpowered 
THE BLACKSMITH in a popular 1 minute uneven fight.
     THE REFEREE (45-1091) (128-58-4,268) of AVID FANS fought RIRORNI COOK (106-24) 
(0-0-0,181).  THE REFEREE devastated RIRORNI COOK in a popular 2 minute brutal uneven 
bout.  The Ref is our best Parry-Strike.
     Numbskull is top Slasher.  NUMBSKULL (52-2948) (47-21-2,244) of OTTO'S PARTS 
fought TELGOR (106-27) (0-0-0,200).  NUMBSKULL overpowered TELGOR in a popular 1 
minute gruesome one-sided duel.  Wow, seems like there were a lot of stand-ins today.
     Top Parry-Lunge:  Land of Flush.  LAND OF FLUSH (11-4373) (76-27-2,241) of 
CONSORTIUM CRAP fought THE BLACKSMITH (106-22) (0-0-0,181).  LAND OF FLUSH demolished 
THE BLACKSMITH in a 2 minute one-sided conflict.
     WOLFMAN JACK (5-4594) (41-9-2,229) of PARTY ANIMALS fought ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL 
(106-28) (0-0-0,200).  WOLFMAN JACK overpowered ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a 1 minute 
one-sided brawl.  The Wolfman is our best Striker.
     JIVE (25-624) (132-84-1,222) of CRYPTICS fought RIRORNI COOK (106-24) (0-0-
0,181).  JIVE vanquished RIRORNI COOK in a popular 2 minute gruesome one-sided bout.  
Jive is the top Parry-Riposte.
      And, King Richard II is our leading Basher.  And he didn't fight a stand-in!  
STEVE MCQUEEN (47-3908) (76-65-1,204) of ROYAL FLUSH fought KING RICHARD II (9-1976) 
(42-45-1,152) of BLUE BOAR INN.  STEVE MCQUEEN demolished KING RICHARD II in a crowd 
pleasing 3 minute one-sided brawl.

Not surprising, really, that there were so many stand-ins.  One guild is way, way more 
populous than any of the others.  You other guys, please try to bring more fighters to 
Crysalis.

That's all for now.

                                             -- Olaf Modeen

THE TOWER GUARDIAN             W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HARI-KARI 73-3049           131  17  0  370  WAY TO GO! II (1010)       ERINIKA

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DARK TOWER 11-1702          140  68  0  365  KING'S COURT (34)          ARUAK CITY
 F.O.A.D. 73-442              72  28  2  322  ALPHABET SOUP (943)        ERINIKA
 DUTCH TREAT 26-1841         211  43  2  315  WORLDWIDE GORE (35)        CALEAM
 BULL DURHAM 5-4324           94  33  1  307  PARTY ANIMALS (476)        KALTOS
 THE REFEREE 45-1091         129  58  4  276  AVID FANS (199)            STORMCROWE
 TAOS 26-4042                 64  29  1  262  HERE TO PHOENIX (871)      CALEAM

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE LION KING 47-6360        75  22  0  261  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 WEDNESDAY ADDAMS 73-6043     41   5  0  261  CALENDAR GIRLS (1574)      ERINIKA
 NUMBSKULL 52-2948            48  21  2  257  OTTO'S PARTS (664)         FRATSFA
 DISCO QUEEN 47-1992         145  41  3  256  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373        77  27  2  249  CONSORTIUM CRAP (1248)     ARUAK CITY
 AFRICAN QUEEN 47-6424        65  30  0  240  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 WOLFMAN JACK 5-4594          42   9  2  240  PARTY ANIMALS (476)        KALTOS
-LEO 52-3869                  50  34  0  238  DARQUE AGES (1257)         FRATSFA
 PHILLIP THE BIRD 40-3708     46  36  1  236  CRUEL PET NAMES (1117)     ZENSU
 G W BUSH 59-2764             65 109  2  231  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
 JOHN BURKETT 3-3749          26  10  2  231  BOMBAY BUMBLE BEES (1844)  OSKSI
 JIVE 25-624                 133  84  1  230  CRYPTICS (150)             LYRATILAN
 ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429          79  54  1  230  SPARF! (873)               SEAM
 SPRING CHICKEN 2-6085        36  19  0  221  FAVORITE SAYINGS (1976)    NIANIA
 SUPERSIZE ME 47-8110         56  43  2  219  FAST FOOD (1355)           NORTH FORK
 DORSAL FINN 42-1662          31  20  1  219  NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC (1343) RODEKI
 TRASH CAN 50-3403            48  27  4  214  OPEN SESAME (668)          SNOWBOUND
 VIKING RAIDER 54-2885        43  27  1  213  SPARF! (1139)              TROCAR
 BASE ON BULLS 73-3101        56  30  5  211  THE BULLS (255)            ERINIKA

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KING MIDAS 59-2770           72  96  1  210  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
 THE ROCK 30-4314             31  14  1  210  WRESTLMANIACS (1459)       IAYE
 THE COUNT 50-1860            46  25  0  208  OPEN SESAME (668)          SNOWBOUND
 STEVE MCQUEEN 47-3908        77  65  1  206  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 A.O. HELL 54-2523            52  31  2  206  USELESS TOOLS (552)        TROCAR
 BODDINGTON'S 21-5035         54  31  0  204  REAL BEER (859)            SUNSET
 GARGLE SPEW 45-3902          33  62  1  203  EMETICS (1030)             STORMCROWE
 TAMMY FAYE 39-3520           59 152  0  202  WITLESS WONDERS (1052)     XOCHITHLAN
 JANUARY JONES 73-6056        24   7  0  202  CALENDAR GIRLS (1574)      ERINIKA
 MEDINA 36-7596               38  28  0  200  WORLD BLADES 7 (1977)      JHANS
 UNCLE FESTER 59-2768         73 101  1  199  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
-BULL FROG 73-4547            56  34  0  199  THE BULLS (255)            ERINIKA
-A BOMB IN A BULL 73-503      31  17  2  197  THE BULLS (255)            ERINIKA
-ACE OF BASE 47-6905          46  29  0  196  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
-PIRES 7-5665                 42  22  1  196  IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (883) BONSUR
-RUBBER KNIFE 54-2038         84  62  1  195  USELESS TOOLS (552)        TROCAR
-FAT LIP 52-3791              39  41  1  195  OTTO'S PARTS (664)         FRATSFA
 LAR'EH WALKER 60-5825        35  24  1  195  INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745)  ARADI
-JACK O'LANTERN 47-2762       24  15  1  195  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 UZI 44-1701                  50  53  1  194  BLOWN AWAY (398)           KRILL
 TRIUMPH 97-7395              44  46  5  193  CANADIAN CLASSICS (1852)   SHADOW GROVE
 GREEN KING 21-5183           35  13  0  192  REAL BEER (859)            SUNSET
-DAIRY QUEEN 47-2685         137  65  3  191  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
-KING FORADAY 47-3762        103  69  4  191  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
-LONDON QUIREBOY 59-2513      66  35  1  191  CHAPEL ROCK (1108)         ILLIS
-BEERVAHNA 60-4292            72  49  3  190  INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745)  ARADI
 RUBBER KNIFE 57-2546         72  21  2  190  USELESS TOOLS (1249)       ANDOR
-IMMOVEABLE OBJECT 59-2110    62  38  2  190  NOT QUITE (1028)           ILLIS
 HAIRY MONSTER 50-3436        40  26  0  190  OPEN SESAME (668)          SNOWBOUND
 KENNY CHESNEY 73-5517        30  12  1  190  SUE'S BIG BOYS (1635)      ERINIKA
 SCORPION KING 47-4718        28  13  1  190  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 TICKET TAKER 45-2522         19  10  1  190  AVID FANS (199)            STORMCROWE
-A GROUNDSKEEPER 45-1613      56  49  1  189  AVID FANS (199)            STORMCROWE
 HUNZICKER BOWL 23-4182       70  42  3  188  SKI TAOS (860)             TI
 SOUTHPOINT 52-3492           44  44  0  188  OHIO (1286)                FRATSFA
 EARLY MORNINGS 84-34548      56  52  0  187  THINGS I HATE 2 (1784)     BLACKSTONE
-JACK KNIFE 47-6694           45  32  1  187  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
-SUPER GROVER 50-3413         32  21  0  185  OPEN SESAME (668)          SNOWBOUND
-KNITTED AFGHAN 73-4123       18  12  4  185  WORLDWIDE GORE (547)       ERINIKA
 HAPPY 50-3399                40  57  1  183  STRANGE TUNES (1085)       SNOWBOUND
 INNUIT 50-3795               48  50  2  182  WORLD BLADES 12 (1773)     SNOWBOUND
-GENERAL PUBLIC 31-3112       50  42  1  181  MILITARY MAYHEM (37)       CHIMLEVTAL

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-R BAGGIO 17-4867             35  25  1  181  ITALIAN FOOTBALL (826)     ALJAFIR

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-DON KING 47-5374             73  60  3  180  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
-ADAM'S APPLE 52-3203         55  32  0  180  OTTO'S PARTS (664)         FRATSFA
-THAT! 21-5272                28  16  2  180  REAL BEER (859)            SUNSET
-TRICK SHOULDER 52-1053       27  29  1  180  OTTO'S PARTS (664)         FRATSFA
 PHONELESS CORD 54-2018       60  52  0  178  USELESS TOOLS (552)        TROCAR
-TUESDAY WELD 73-6047         36   9  0  178  CALENDAR GIRLS (1574)      ERINIKA
 FIGHTER ACE 47-1189         102  69  6  177  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 ARMENIUS 47-9159             35  50  0  175  WHITE WOLVES (1838)        NORTH FORK
-FRENCH KISS 73-590           19  11  0  175  WORLDWIDE GORE (547)       ERINIKA
-GENERAL PURPOSE 31-5124      22  14  1  173  MILITARY MAYHEM (37)       CHIMLEVTAL
 A CHEERLEADER 45-1092        27  15  2  172  AVID FANS (199)            STORMCROWE
 YYZ 9-1972                   38  48  0  169  BLUE BOAR INN (369)        ZUKAL
 CUBA 26-3917                 53  35  0  168  HERE TO PHOENIX (871)      CALEAM
-BEER KHAN 73-5755            34  10  2  166  MONGOL HORDE (1631)        ERINIKA
 MARK PORTUGAL 73-348         11   3  1  162  WORLDWIDE GORE (547)       ERINIKA
 JOHNNY APPLESEED 59-2767     54 120  1  159  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
 KING RICHARD II 9-1976       42  46  1  158  BLUE BOAR INN (369)        ZUKAL

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 WILL SCARLET 9-2535          38  32  3  147  BLUE BOAR INN (369)        ZUKAL
 APOCALYPSE 47-10030          25  12  1  145  THE PURGE 209 (1935)       NORTH FORK
-GAZZA 12-3538                30  13  2  141  ENGLISH FOOTBALL (1680)    RIZTAB
 MATSURI 29-4256              30  28  0  137  BLACK SAMURAI (707)        LAPUR
 LITTLE JOHN 9-2475           37  38  0  134  BLUE BOAR INN (369)        ZUKAL
-DEATHFROMABOVE 73-5766       30  11  1  122  WAY BACK WHEN (1497)       ERINIKA
 BRUTUS 47-9380               27  44  3  120  WHITE WOLVES (1838)        NORTH FORK
 ALLAN A' DALE 9-3586         22  17  2  119  BLUE BOAR INN II (561)     ZUKAL
 ROBIN HOOD 9-3583            18  19  0  118  BLUE BOAR INN II (561)     ZUKAL
-OH NO! DON HO! 21-9280       30  21  0  111  CRACKED REAR VIEW (1701)   SUNSET
-FIR 54-3251                  27  21  3  111  TREES (1759)               TROCAR
-BROTHER MARK 30-5773         30  16  1  107  LENPROS (189)              IAYE
 F 86-7666                    23  37  0  107  ABC'S (2011)               STORM POINT

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 OUTER SPACE 71-6093          15   5  1  100  VACANT LOTS (1872)         KYR'TERR

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-ELM 54-3206                  30  24  0   86  TREES (1759)               TROCAR
 GALLIENUS 47-4956            29  53  1   82  WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (1825)  NORTH FORK
 FJORD 41-5265                30  38  0   80  MADNESS (2010)             KATI-TEI
-SLEET 52-4392                27  14  1   80  WEATHER (1656)             FRATSFA
 BURN 47-10036                23  17  0   78  THE PURGE 209 (1935)       NORTH FORK
 GRIFFON 73-5523              15   4  0   73  AIR CANADA (1624)          ERINIKA
 ZHOU XI 21-5151              28  37  3   72  KANO CLAN (988)            SUNSET
-DASKINOR 71-3390             29  21  3   70  DARQUE FORCES (863)        KYR'TERR
-FRAUNCES 51-6337             19  13  0   70  A CAPITOL IDEA (2021)      TRICORUS
-CUZ RENEE 30-5858            17  11  1   63  LENPROS (189)              IAYE
-LAVA CAKE GOLEM 31-7039      18   8  0   62  JUST DESSERTS (1934)       CHIMLEVTAL
 CAPTAIN KANGAROO 31-3947     17  17  1   60  MILITARY MAYHEM (37)       CHIMLEVTAL
 FRIAR TUCK 9-3582            16  13  0   60  BLUE BOAR INN II (561)     ZUKAL
-DUCK TALES 39-4297           15  10  3   58  DUCKS UNLIMITED (129)      XOCHITHLAN
 PERICLES 73-7818             19   9  0   56  LUDUS MAGNUS CC (2016)     ERINIKA
-MARIAH 83-327                16   5  3   56  SUPER BRASH BROTHERS (2022)TELORINTHE
-EXCHANGE 15-6070             17   3  1   55  CHESS TALK (1969)          MALCORN
-OLIVE OSTRICH 11-8614        17   4  0   55  ANIMAL FARM (1095)         ARUAK CITY
-FAIRYFIRE 59-2660            20   8  1   54  IMPROVED ILLUSION (1078)   ILLIS
-LOTTA BULL 11-8625           17   3  0   54  REPTILIAN REBELS (2026)    ARUAK CITY
-NICHOLAS 71-7984             15   6  1   52  WARCKERS (2017)            KYR'TERR
 A-KEEN MS KITTY 51-4767      15  11  1   50  ANDORIAN GUARD (2020)      TRICORUS

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-MUSHIKU BO 21-5713           22  35  1   43  KANO CLAN (988)            SUNSET

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN
GARGLE SPEW 45-3902       33  62  1 EMETICS 1030           BASE ON BULLS 73-3101     393

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

AFRICAN QUEEN devastated UNCLE FESTER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
TRASH CAN overcame MEDINA in a popular 1 minute Challenge match.
UZI viciously subdued INNUIT in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory Challenge brawl.
BODDINGTON'S overpowered SOUTHPOINT in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
SCORPION KING was vanquished by G W BUSH in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
LAR'EH WALKER handily defeated ARMENIUS in a 3 minute uneven Challenge fight.
KENNY CHESNEY was vanquished by SUPERSIZE ME in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
BASE ON BULLS dispatched GARGLE SPEW in a popular 4 minute Challenge duel.
DORSAL FINN overpowered TRIUMPH in a popular 1 minute gory uneven Challenge match.
THE COUNT demolished EARLY MORNINGS in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge match.
PHONELESS CORD demolished JOHNNY APPLESEED in a 3 minute mismatched Challenge match.
TICKET TAKER handily defeated YYZ in a popular 2 minute bloody uneven Challenge fight.
LITTLE JOHN won victory over BRUTUS in a exciting 3 minute Challenge fray.
ALLAN A' DALE was devastated by A CHEERLEADER in a 1 minute Challenge brawl.
CUBA overpowered WILL SCARLET in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
MARK PORTUGAL beat APOCALYPSE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge fight.
ROBIN HOOD bested F in a 2 minute gory Challenge contest.
FRIAR TUCK was defeated by FJORD in a exciting 1 minute gory Challenge duel.
OUTER SPACE handily defeated GALLIENUS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
HARI-KARI demolished KING MIDAS in a action packed 1 minute one-sided Title fight.
DUTCH TREAT overpowered THE BLACKSMITH in a popular 1 minute uneven fight.
TAOS overpowered CLOTTO in a exciting 2 minute gruesome uneven match.
WEDNESDAY ADDAMS handily defeated RIRORNI COOK in a exciting 2 minute uneven bout.
JIVE vanquished RIRORNI COOK in a popular 2 minute gruesome one-sided bout.
HUNZICKER BOWL was handily defeated by SPRING CHICKEN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
PHILLIP THE BIRD demolished TELGOR in a exciting 2 minute brutal one-sided fight.
F.O.A.D. overpowered VILLAINOUS INFORMER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fray.
ROWDY YOBBO vanquished CRYSALIS GUARD in a exciting 1 minute brutal mismatched fight.
THE REFEREE devastated RIRORNI COOK in a popular 2 minute brutal uneven bout.
LAND OF FLUSH demolished THE BLACKSMITH in a 2 minute one-sided conflict.
DARK TOWER overpowered TAMMY FAYE in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
DISCO QUEEN handily defeated GOJIRO in a action packed 2 minute mismatched match.
RUBBER KNIFE was overpowered by RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a 1 minute uneven battle.
THE LION KING savagely defeated CRYSALIS GUARD in a action packed 4 minute conflict.
WOLFMAN JACK overpowered ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
BULL DURHAM handily defeated VERMICIOUS KNID in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
NUMBSKULL overpowered TELGOR in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided duel.
HAIRY MONSTER was overpowered by GOJIRO in a exciting 1 minute uneven competition.
JOHN BURKETT handily defeated HAPPY in a exciting 2 minute one-sided bout.
A.O. HELL savagely defeated CLOTTO in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bloody bout.
VIKING RAIDER handily defeated VILLAINOUS INFORMER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
STEVE MCQUEEN demolished KING RICHARD II in a crowd pleasing 3 minute one-sided brawl.
THE ROCK subdued VERMICIOUS KNID in a crowd pleasing 2 minute contest.
JANUARY JONES beat RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a 2 minute bout.
GREEN KING vanquished THE BLACKSMITH in a popular 2 minute bloody one-sided struggle.
FIGHTER ACE handily defeated MATSURI in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
ZHOU XI beat CAPTAIN KANGAROO in a action packed 1 minute fight.
PERICLES was demolished by BURN in a crowd pleasing 4 minute one-sided conflict.
GRIFFON overpowered A-KEEN MS KITTY in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  24         PARRY-STRIKE      31 -  10 -  0      76  |
|AIMED BLOW                      13         LUNGING ATTACK    71 -  38 -  1      65  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    8         PARRY-LUNGE       19 -  12 -  0      61  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  8         WALL OF STEEL     38 -  31 -  1      55  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  6         SLASHING ATTACK   33 -  27 -  1      55  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      5         AIMED BLOW        81 -  71 -  0      53  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      5         PARRY-RIPOSTE     11 -  11 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         STRIKING ATTACK   39 -  46 -  0      46  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         TOTAL PARRY       17 -  25 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         BASHING ATTACK    10 -  32 -  0      24  |

Turn 393 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        2 -  3         3  WALL OF STEEL  
PARRY-LUNGE        4 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  3         2  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK    17 -  7                                       2  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  2                                       2  PARRY-STRIKE   
WALL OF STEEL      5 -  3                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
AIMED BLOW         7 -  6                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1     
STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  4     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       HARI-KARI 73-3049         131  17  0  370 WAY TO GO! II (1010)
WALL OF STEEL    DARK TOWER 11-1702        140  68  0  365 KING'S COURT (34)
LUNGING ATTACK   F.O.A.D. 73-442            72  28  2  322 ALPHABET SOUP (943)
TOTAL PARRY      DUTCH TREAT 26-1841       211  43  2  315 WORLDWIDE GORE (35)
PARRY-STRIKE     THE REFEREE 45-1091       129  58  4  276 AVID FANS (199)
SLASHING ATTACK  NUMBSKULL 52-2948          48  21  2  257 OTTO'S PARTS (664)
PARRY-LUNGE      LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373      77  27  2  249 CONSORTIUM CRAP (1248)
STRIKING ATTACK  WOLFMAN JACK 5-4594        42   9  2  240 PARTY ANIMALS (476)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    JIVE 25-624               133  84  1  230 CRYPTICS (150)
BASHING ATTACK   KING RICHARD II 9-1976     42  46  1  158 BLUE BOAR INN (369)

The overall popularity leader is DISCO QUEEN 47-1992.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was GARGLE SPEW 45-3902.  The ten other most popular fighters were A.O. HELL 
54-2523, THE ROCK 30-4314, THE REFEREE 45-1091, LAR'EH WALKER 60-5825, LITTLE JOHN 
9-2475, TAOS 26-4042, THE LION KING 47-6360, PERICLES 73-7818, THE COUNT 50-1860, and 
PHILLIP THE BIRD 40-3708.

The least popular fighter this week was A-KEEN MS KITTY 51-4767.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were MATSURI 29-4256, HUNZICKER BOWL 23-4182, KENNY CHESNEY 73-5517, 
SOUTHPOINT 52-3492, CAPTAIN KANGAROO 31-3947, RUBBER KNIFE 57-2546, KING MIDAS 
59-2770, GALLIENUS 47-4956, WILL SCARLET 9-2535, and YYZ 9-1972.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
NIANIA(2)            1  0 0  IAYE(30)             1  0 0  TRICORUS(51)         0  1 0  
OSKSI(3)             1  0 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       0  1 0  FRATSFA(52)          1  1 0  
KALTOS(5)            2  0 0  JHANS(36)            0  1 0  TROCAR(54)           3  0 0  
ZUKAL(9)             2  5 0  XOCHITHLAN(39)       0  1 0  ANDOR(57)            0  1 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       2  0 0  ZENSU(40)            1  0 0  ILLIS(59)            1  3 0  
SEAM(20)             1  0 0  KATI-TEI(41)         1  0 0  ARADI(60)            1  0 0  
SUNSET(21)           3  0 0  RODEKI(42)           1  0 0  KYR'TERR(71)         1  0 0  
TI(23)               0  1 0  KRILL(44)            1  0 0  ERINIKA(73)          7  2 1  
LYRATILAN(25)        1  0 0  STORMCROWE(45)       3  1 0  BLACKSTONE(84)       0  1 0  
CALEAM(26)           3  0 0  NORTH FORK(47)       7  5 0  STORM POINT(86)      0  1 0  
LAPUR(29)            0  1 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        2  3 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SPRING CHICKEN 2-6085       36  19  0  221  FAVORITE SAYINGS (1976)    NIANIA
 JOHN BURKETT 3-3749         26  10  2  231  BOMBAY BUMBLE BEES (1844)  OSKSI
 BULL DURHAM 5-4324          94  33  1  307  PARTY ANIMALS (476)        KALTOS
 YYZ 9-1972                  38  48  0  169  BLUE BOAR INN (369)        ZUKAL
 DARK TOWER 11-1702         140  68  0  365  KING'S COURT (34)          ARUAK CITY
 ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429         79  54  1  230  SPARF! (873)               SEAM
 BODDINGTON'S 21-5035        54  31  0  204  REAL BEER (859)            SUNSET
 HUNZICKER BOWL 23-4182      70  42  3  188  SKI TAOS (860)             TI
 JIVE 25-624                133  84  1  230  CRYPTICS (150)             LYRATILAN
 DUTCH TREAT 26-1841        211  43  2  315  WORLDWIDE GORE (35)        CALEAM
 MATSURI 29-4256             30  28  0  137  BLACK SAMURAI (707)        LAPUR
 THE ROCK 30-4314            31  14  1  210  WRESTLMANIACS (1459)       IAYE
 CAPTAIN KANGAROO 31-3947    17  17  1   60  MILITARY MAYHEM (37)       CHIMLEVTAL
 MEDINA 36-7596              38  28  0  200  WORLD BLADES 7 (1977)      JHANS
 TAMMY FAYE 39-3520          59 152  0  202  WITLESS WONDERS (1052)     XOCHITHLAN
 PHILLIP THE BIRD 40-3708    46  36  1  236  CRUEL PET NAMES (1117)     ZENSU
 FJORD 41-5265               30  38  0   80  MADNESS (2010)             KATI-TEI
 DORSAL FINN 42-1662         31  20  1  219  NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC (1343) RODEKI
 UZI 44-1701                 50  53  1  194  BLOWN AWAY (398)           KRILL
 THE REFEREE 45-1091        129  58  4  276  AVID FANS (199)            STORMCROWE
 THE LION KING 47-6360       75  22  0  261  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 TRASH CAN 50-3403           48  27  4  214  OPEN SESAME (668)          SNOWBOUND
 A-KEEN MS KITTY 51-4767     15  11  1   50  ANDORIAN GUARD (2020)      TRICORUS
 NUMBSKULL 52-2948           48  21  2  257  OTTO'S PARTS (664)         FRATSFA
 VIKING RAIDER 54-2885       43  27  1  213  SPARF! (1139)              TROCAR
 RUBBER KNIFE 57-2546        72  21  2  190  USELESS TOOLS (1249)       ANDOR
 G W BUSH 59-2764            65 109  2  231  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
 LAR'EH WALKER 60-5825       35  24  1  195  INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745)  ARADI
 OUTER SPACE 71-6093         15   5  1  100  VACANT LOTS (1872)         KYR'TERR
 HARI-KARI 73-3049          131  17  0  370  WAY TO GO! II (1010)       ERINIKA
 EARLY MORNINGS 84--30988    56  52  0  187  THINGS I HATE 2 (1784)     BLACKSTONE
 F 86-7666                   23  37  0  107  ABC'S (2011)               STORM POINT
 TRIUMPH 97-7395             44  46  5  193  CANADIAN CLASSICS (1852)   SHADOW GROVE