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Date   : 01/23/2024    Duedate: 02/19/2024

CRYSALIS ARENA

DM 106    TURN 399

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  2 ROYAL FLUSH 47/10   4287 2109  41 67.0      WORLD BLADES 8 39/1767
    WAY TO GO! II 73/1010                       THINGS I HATE 2 84/1784
  3 THE PURGE 2 47/1935   27   20   0 57.4      WORLD BLADES 12 50/1773
  4 THE BLUES 3 3/2058     5    4   0 55.6      CANADIAN CLASSICS 97/1852
  5 SENTINELS 7/1202     712  610   6 53.9    9 KANO CLAN 21/988      47   84   2 35.9
    JUNGLE JUICE 85/2043                        BLACK SAMURAI 29/707
    PHANTOM REGIMENT 20/1710                 10 OHIO 52/1286         253  457   0 35.6
    BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE 19/1481                  EMETICS 45/1030
    BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE 74/1570                  STRANGE TUNES 50/1085
  6 FAST FOOD 47/1355    314  330   0 48.8      WITLESS WONDERS 39/1052
    STEEL BLADES 10/2045                        WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE 47/1825
    WORLD BLADES 63/1901                     11 THIRD HIGHW 73/2060  574 1044   5 35.5
    BLADES OF DOOM 15/2046                   12 TALL TALES 59/1335   202  374   3 35.1
    WORLD BLADES 4 32/2047                   13 WHITE WOLVE 47/1838   23   70   0 24.7
    WORLD BLADES 7 36/1977

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Good day, in CRYSALIS a quiet thief gets rich, but a quiet spymaster gets poor.  
So bring me ale and harken to my tidbits of news.  And let's see, BRUTUS fought 
JOHNNY APPLESEED and gained 39 points and contributed to WHITE WOLVES' 1-1-0.  JOHNNY 
APPLESEED has lost to BRUTUS, falling 33 points, while helping make TALL TALES a 
2-2-0 turn.  We should ask KNOS THE AXE about the thrill of victory, and what being 
the new Duelmaster does for a warrior, he's now the one to ask.  Can someone confirm 
a rumor for me?  I hear the top team makes their losing fighters do dishes at The 
Tipsy Cow until they win.  Maybe?   
     The crowd's roar, the smell of iron and leather, mixed with sweat, what more 
could a warrior ask of life?  Well, besides that.  ROYAL FLUSH has cause to stand 
tall, as they were CRYSALIS' most avoided team.  A smart manager knows this is a team 
to beat.  And guess who avoided ROYAL FLUSH stable the most?  Believe it or not, it 
was SENTINELS.  Anyone surprised?   
     A coward dies a thousand deaths, a brave man only once.  Wise men know this to 
be true.  A brave warrior does not carry a red shield, he has nothing to cover or 
hide when the fight is over.  Consider well.   
     Remember, blood on the purple robe does not change it from a purple robe.  Dare 
to fight bravely.  Always good to rest in CRYSALIS, but never good to wear out my 
welcome.  Look for me in future turns.  Until you see my quill in CRYSALIS again, 
farewell-- Alarond the Scribe  

THE TOWER GUARDIAN             W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KNOS THE AXE 74-4394         60  26  1  234  BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1570)  DAYLA KIV

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DISCO QUEEN 47-1992         151  41  3  346  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 GARGLE SPEW 45-3902          34  67  1  237  EMETICS (1030)             STORMCROWE
 BALDASSARE 7-6003           109  59  0  225  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
 UNCLE FESTER 59-2768         76 104  1  222  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
-SPRING CHICKEN 2-6085        38  21  0  220  FAVORITE SAYINGS (1976)    NIANIA
 HARI-KARI 73-3049           136  18  0  219  WAY TO GO! II (1010)       ERINIKA
 STAINLESS STEEL 10-7200      82  22  1  218  STEEL BLADES (2045)        KOLACT

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 EARLY MORNINGS 84-34548      60  53  0  212  THINGS I HATE 2 (1784)     BLACKSTONE

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KING MIDAS 59-2770           75  99  1  210  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
 GRIZZ GRIMHULT 19-5083       48  44  1  210  BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1481)  ZUWAYZA
 MEDINA 36-7596               41  31  0  210  WORLD BLADES 7 (1977)      JHANS
 SOUTHPOINT 52-3492           48  46  0  208  OHIO (1286)                FRATSFA
 G W BUSH 59-2764             67 113  2  204  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
 APOCALYPSE 47-10030          28  15  1  204  THE PURGE 209 (1935)       NORTH FORK
 FERNANDO 39-4050             77  58  2  199  WORLD BLADES 8 (1767)      XOCHITHLAN
 STAY PUFT 20-144             44  40  1  199  PHANTOM REGIMENT (1710)    SEAM
 TRIUMPH 97-7395              49  47  5  196  CANADIAN CLASSICS (1852)   SHADOW GROVE
 SUPERSIZE ME 47-8110         59  45  2  193  FAST FOOD (1355)           NORTH FORK
 BRISTOL 32-5629              46  16  0  191  WORLD BLADES 4 (2047)      ARVAT
 TAMMY FAYE 39-3520           61 156  0  183  WITLESS WONDERS (1052)     XOCHITHLAN
 HALFLING 32-5897             37  40  0  183  WORLD BLADES 4 (2047)      ARVAT

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MATSURI 29-4256              34  30  0  180  BLACK SAMURAI (707)        LAPUR
 INNUIT 50-3795               49  55  2  169  WORLD BLADES 12 (1773)     SNOWBOUND
 HAPPY 50-3399                42  61  1  168  STRANGE TUNES (1085)       SNOWBOUND
 ARMENIUS 47-9159             36  55  0  161  WHITE WOLVES (1838)        NORTH FORK
 BRUTUS 47-9380               29  48  3  158  WHITE WOLVES (1838)        NORTH FORK
 DURANDAL 15-5798             51  34  0  155  BLADES OF DOOM (2046)      MALCORN

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JOHNNY APPLESEED 59-2767     57 123  1  147  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
-STALEMATE 15-5997            32  13  1  110  CHESS TALK (1969)          MALCORN
-ZEB ARN 39-4257              20  45  0  105  THE MIDDLE WAY (946)       XOCHITHLAN

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CHUCK BYWAY 73-9040          21  21  0   93  THIRD HIGHWAY 3 (2060)     ERINIKA
-RAYNOR 45-3549               22  25  1   92  KNIGHT BREED (1070)        STORMCROWE

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-SMOKE 72-11360               24   9  0   81  BASH BROS WALKING (1917)   DRAGONHEAD
-PAYNE ERYE 45-5675           22  13  1   80  DARQUE FORCES (941)        STORMCROWE
-DRAGON SCARRED 81-2644       21  16  0   79  DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240)    SHADOWSPIRE
 BURN 47-10036                27  19  0   77  THE PURGE 209 (1935)       NORTH FORK
 CARNIVORE PARROT 85-8440     15   2  1   77  JUNGLE JUICE (2043)        JASPER GULCH
 BERLIN 63-2923                9   0  1   76  WORLD BLADES (1901)        AMEN-TEI
-TRISTAN 81-2669              19  15  1   73  DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240)    SHADOWSPIRE
-WRAPPING DISASTER 33-10354   19  11  3   71  BRASH BROS XMAS (1558)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND
-BOBBY BLUE BLAND 42-4103     17  14  0   70  MO' BETTER BLUES (2050)    RODEKI
-THE ACES 20-1277             18  12  1   62  NO TOURNAMENT BLUES (2049) SEAM
-WONDER WOMAN 19-6071         17   8  2   61  LITERARY LADIES (2059)     ZUWAYZA
 ZHOU XI 21-5151              32  39  4   59  KANO CLAN (988)            SUNSET
-KNIGHT 15-6090               17   4  2   57  CHESS TALK (1969)          MALCORN
-CHECK 15-6089                16   5  4   57  CHESS TALK (1969)          MALCORN
-TEMEK 35-5132                16   5  0   53  HOUSE JHEREG (1705)        MURSKA
 PEG LEG HOWELL 3-8260        14  15  1   52  THE BLUES 3 (2058)         OSKSI
-WEAPON DELTA III 52-4636     15   4  1   50  PHOENIX FORCE III (2057)   FRATSFA
 GALLIENUS 47-4956            29  59  1   36  WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (1825)  NORTH FORK

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

FERNANDO was devastated by KNOS THE AXE in a 2 minute gruesome mismatched Title fight.
BALDASSARE savagely defeated KING MIDAS in a exciting 7 minute gory melee.
TRIUMPH was viciously subdued by UNCLE FESTER in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory brawl.
BRISTOL was overpowered by GARGLE SPEW in a 2 minute mismatched match.
MEDINA was bested by DISCO QUEEN in a popular 6 minute duel.
STAINLESS STEEL bested APOCALYPSE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute match.
SUPERSIZE ME handily defeated HAPPY in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
GRIZZ GRIMHULT was vanquished by HARI-KARI in a popular 5 minute uneven duel.
SOUTHPOINT vanquished HALFLING in a 2 minute gory one-sided duel.
G W BUSH overpowered TAMMY FAYE in a popular 1 minute one-sided melee.
STAY PUFT demolished INNUIT in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bloody mismatched match.
EARLY MORNINGS demolished ARMENIUS in a 1 minute mismatched match.
JOHNNY APPLESEED was narrowly defeated by BRUTUS in a 6 minute conflict.
DURANDAL was vanquished by MATSURI in a action packed 3 minute mismatched bout.
CARNIVORE PARROT beat UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brawl.
CHUCK BYWAY viciously subdued BURN in a exciting 7 minute brutal fight.
BERLIN overpowered PEG LEG HOWELL in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
GALLIENUS was overpowered by ZHOU XI in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      10         PARRY-STRIKE      23 -   4 -  0      85  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  6         PARRY-RIPOSTE     11 -   6 -  0      65  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         SLASHING ATTACK   31 -  17 -  1      65  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         PARRY-LUNGE       19 -  11 -  0      63  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         LUNGING ATTACK    75 -  48 -  0      61  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         AIMED BLOW        65 -  49 -  0      57  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         WALL OF STEEL     33 -  32 -  2      51  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         TOTAL PARRY       21 -  21 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         STRIKING ATTACK   27 -  47 -  0      36  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         BASHING ATTACK     9 -  17 -  0      35  |

Turn 399 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        1 -  2         3  PARRY-STRIKE   
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  2         3  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  3         3  AIMED BLOW     
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         5 -  5                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  2     
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  3     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-STRIKE     KNOS THE AXE 74-4394       60  26  1  234 BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1570)
STRIKING ATTACK  GARGLE SPEW 45-3902        34  67  1  237 EMETICS (1030)
SLASHING ATTACK  UNCLE FESTER 59-2768       76 104  1  222 TALL TALES (1335)
AIMED BLOW       HARI-KARI 73-3049         136  18  0  219 WAY TO GO! II (1010)
TOTAL PARRY      STAINLESS STEEL 10-7200    82  22  1  218 STEEL BLADES (2045)
LUNGING ATTACK   APOCALYPSE 47-10030        28  15  1  204 THE PURGE 209 (1935)
WALL OF STEEL    HALFLING 32-5897           37  40  0  183 WORLD BLADES 4 (2047)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    MATSURI 29-4256            34  30  0  180 BLACK SAMURAI (707)
PARRY-LUNGE      HAPPY 50-3399              42  61  1  168 STRANGE TUNES (1085)
BASHING ATTACK   BRUTUS 47-9380             29  48  3  158 WHITE WOLVES (1838)

The overall popularity leader is DISCO QUEEN 47-1992.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was CHUCK BYWAY 73-9040.  The ten other most popular fighters were BALDASSARE 
7-6003, KING MIDAS 59-2770, GRIZZ GRIMHULT 19-5083, MEDINA 36-7596, DISCO QUEEN 
47-1992, APOCALYPSE 47-10030, BRUTUS 47-9380, UNCLE FESTER 59-2768, HARI-KARI 
73-3049, and JOHNNY APPLESEED 59-2767.

The least popular fighter this week was GALLIENUS 47-4956.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were PEG LEG HOWELL 3-8260, ARMENIUS 47-9159, TAMMY FAYE 39-3520, 
HALFLING 32-5897, HAPPY 50-3399, BERLIN 63-2923, EARLY MORNINGS 84--30988, FERNANDO 
39-4050, ZHOU XI 21-5151, and G W BUSH 59-2764.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
OSKSI(3)             0  1 0  ARVAT(32)            0  2 0  ILLIS(59)            2  2 0  
BONSUR(7)            1  0 0  JHANS(36)            0  1 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         1  0 0  
KOLACT(10)           1  0 0  XOCHITHLAN(39)       0  2 0  ERINIKA(73)          2  0 0  
MALCORN(15)          0  1 0  STORMCROWE(45)       1  0 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        1  0 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          0  1 0  NORTH FORK(47)       3  4 0  BLACKSTONE(84)       1  0 0  
SEAM(20)             1  0 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        0  2 0  JASPER GULCH(85)     1  0 0  
SUNSET(21)           1  0 0  FRATSFA(52)          1  0 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     0  1 0  
LAPUR(29)            1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PEG LEG HOWELL 3-8260       14  15  1   52  THE BLUES 3 (2058)         OSKSI
 BALDASSARE 7-6003          109  59  0  225  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
 STAINLESS STEEL 10-7200     82  22  1  218  STEEL BLADES (2045)        KOLACT
 DURANDAL 15-5798            51  34  0  155  BLADES OF DOOM (2046)      MALCORN
 GRIZZ GRIMHULT 19-5083      48  44  1  210  BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1481)  ZUWAYZA
 STAY PUFT 20-144            44  40  1  199  PHANTOM REGIMENT (1710)    SEAM
 ZHOU XI 21-5151             32  39  4   59  KANO CLAN (988)            SUNSET
 MATSURI 29-4256             34  30  0  180  BLACK SAMURAI (707)        LAPUR
 BRISTOL 32-5629             46  16  0  191  WORLD BLADES 4 (2047)      ARVAT
 MEDINA 36-7596              41  31  0  210  WORLD BLADES 7 (1977)      JHANS
 FERNANDO 39-4050            77  58  2  199  WORLD BLADES 8 (1767)      XOCHITHLAN
 GARGLE SPEW 45-3902         34  67  1  237  EMETICS (1030)             STORMCROWE
 DISCO QUEEN 47-1992        151  41  3  346  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 INNUIT 50-3795              49  55  2  169  WORLD BLADES 12 (1773)     SNOWBOUND
 SOUTHPOINT 52-3492          48  46  0  208  OHIO (1286)                FRATSFA
 UNCLE FESTER 59-2768        76 104  1  222  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
 BERLIN 63-2923               9   0  1   76  WORLD BLADES (1901)        AMEN-TEI
 HARI-KARI 73-3049          136  18  0  219  WAY TO GO! II (1010)       ERINIKA
 KNOS THE AXE 74-4394        60  26  1  234  BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1570)  DAYLA KIV
 EARLY MORNINGS 84--30988    60  53  0  212  THINGS I HATE 2 (1784)     BLACKSTONE
 CARNIVORE PARROT 85-8440    15   2  1   77  JUNGLE JUICE (2043)        JASPER GULCH
 TRIUMPH 97-7395             49  47  5  196  CANADIAN CLASSICS (1852)   SHADOW GROVE