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Date : 04/16/2024 Duedate: 05/13/2024
CRYSALIS ARENA
DM 106 TURN 402
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
2 ROYAL FLUSH 47/10 4293 2109 41 67.1 WORLD BLADES 12 50/1773
WAY TO GO! II 73/1010 CANADIAN CLASSICS 97/1852
3 THE PURGE 2 47/1935 30 23 0 56.6 8 WHO CARES? 34/421 84 101 0 45.4
4 SENTINELS 7/1202 720 619 6 53.8 9 AVENGERS 31/259 4 5 0 44.4
VAN DUEL 51/1476 12 KANO CLAN 21/988 50 87 2 36.5
JUNGLE JUICE 85/2043 BLACK SAMURAI 29/707
PHANTOM REGIMENT 20/1710 13 THIRD HIGHW 73/2060 577 1044 5 35.6
BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE 19/1481 14 TALL TALES 59/1335 209 379 3 35.5
BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE 74/1570 15 OHIO 52/1286 256 469 0 35.3
6 FAST FOOD 47/1355 337 340 0 49.8 EMETICS 45/1030
STEEL BLADES 10/2045 STRANGE TUNES 50/1085
WORLD BLADES 63/1901 WITLESS WONDERS 39/1052
BLADES OF DOOM 15/2046 WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE 47/1825
WORLD BLADES 4 32/2047 16 WHITE MAIMER 44/324 23 79 0 22.5
WORLD BLADES 7 36/1977 WHITE WOLVES 47/1838
WORLD BLADES 8 39/1767 WHITE MAIMERS 47/1936
THINGS I HATE 2 84/1784
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Hey there.
This turn, Crysalis Arena had 21 fights. There were no challenges. Sentinels avoided
Royal Flush. And no one died.
HARI-KARI (73-3049) (138-18-0,255) of WAY TO GO! II fought EARLY MORNINGS (84-
34548) (61-54-0,224) of THINGS I HATE 2. HARI-KARI devastated EARLY MORNINGS in a 1
minute mismatched Title fight. So Hari-Kari is still this arena's top Aimed Blow and
the Tower Guardian.
STAINLESS STEEL (10-7200) (84-22-1,231) of STEEL BLADES fought GRIZZ GRIMHULT
(19-5083) (48-46-1,210) of BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE. STAINLESS STEEL was viciously subdued
by GRIZZ GRIMHULT in a 9 minute battle. Mr. Grimhult is the leading Striker as well
as this turn's favorite fighter, and Stainless Steel is the highest ranked Total
Parry. Grimhult gained 39 points.
BRISTOL (32-5629) (47-17-0,221) of WORLD BLADES 4 fought SOUTHPOINT (52-3492)
(48-48-0,197) of OHIO. BRISTOL was overpowered by SOUTHPOINT in a 1 minute mismatched
duel.
KNOS THE AXE (74-4394) (61-27-1,225) of BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE fought MEDINA (36-
7596) (43-31-0,225) of WORLD BLADES 7. KNOS THE AXE was devastated by MEDINA in a 1
minute one-sided fight. Ooch! That was unexpected.
DISCO QUEEN (47-1992) (153-41-3,377) of ROYAL FLUSH fought UNCLE FESTER (59-2768)
(78-104-1,243) of TALL TALES. DISCO QUEEN demolished UNCLE FESTER in a 1 minute
mismatched competition. So Disco Queen continues to be our highest ranked Parry-
Strike, while Uncle Fester is top Slasher.
FERNANDO (39-4050) (78-59-2,234) of WORLD BLADES 8 fought MATSURI (29-4256) (35-
31-0,186) of BLACK SAMURAI. FERNANDO devastated MATSURI in a crowd pleasing 1 minute
mismatched match. Matsuri is our best Parry-Riposte.
ICE CREAM MAN (51-5584) (34-26-0,214) of VAN DUEL fought DURANDAL (15-5798) (53-
34-0,182) of BLADES OF DOOM. ICE CREAM MAN was overpowered by DURANDAL in an action
packed 1 minute uneven melee.
GARGLE SPEW (45-3902) (34-69-1,207) of EMETICS fought INNUIT (50-3795) (51-55-
2,188) of WORLD BLADES 12. GARGLE SPEW lost to INNUIT in a popular 3 minute duel.
Innuit is still our best Wall of Steel.
SUPERSIZE ME (47-8110) (60-46-2,187) of FAST FOOD fought G W BUSH (59-2764) (68-
114-2,198) of TALL TALES. SUPERSIZE ME vanquished G W BUSH in a popular 1 minute one-
sided duel.
BALDASSARE (7-6003) (110-60-0,192) of SENTINELS fought HALFLING (32-5897) (38-41-
0,184) of WORLD BLADES 4. BALDASSARE overpowered HALFLING in a popular 2 minute one-
sided melee.
APOCALYPSE (47-10030) (28-17-1,185) of THE PURGE 209 fought RIRORNI CAPTAIN (106-
26) (0-0-0,200). APOCALYPSE was demolished by RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a 1 minute
mismatched match. So embarrassing to lose to a stand-in, eh? Still, Apocalypse
remains the best Lunger around here.
STAY PUFT (20-144) (45-40-1,206) of PHANTOM REGIMENT fought KING MIDAS (59-2770)
(76-100-1,210) of TALL TALES. STAY PUFT was handily defeated by KING MIDAS in a 1
minute one-sided contest.
TRIUMPH (97-7395) (50-48-5,202) of CANADIAN CLASSICS fought TAMMY FAYE (39-3520)
(61-158-0,159) of WITLESS WONDERS. TRIUMPH demolished TAMMY FAYE in a crowd pleasing
1 minute one-sided brawl.
JOHNNY APPLESEED (59-2767) (58-124-1,158) of TALL TALES fought ARMENIUS (47-9159)
(36-57-0,153) of WHITE WOLVES. JOHNNY APPLESEED viciously subdued ARMENIUS in an
action packed 10 minute gory fight.
HAPPY (50-3399) (43-62-1,174) of STRANGE TUNES fought VALERIUS (44-1035) (23-23-
2,106) of WHITE MAIMERS. HAPPY devastated VALERIUS in a 1 minute uneven duel. Happy,
our top Parry-Lunge, was in particularly good voice today. Valerius is least popular.
I don't know why.
BRUTUS (47-9380) (29-50-3,150) of WHITE WOLVES fought CHUCK BYWAY (73-9040) (23-
21-0,108) of THIRD HIGHWAY 3. BRUTUS was overpowered by CHUCK BYWAY in a crowd
pleasing 2 minute mismatched brawl. Brutus, who is still the top Basher, lost 30
points in this fight.
VAN CLEVE (34-2628) (23-23-3,131) of WHO CARES? fought BERLIN (63-2923) (11-0-
1,92) of WORLD BLADES. VAN CLEVE was overpowered by BERLIN in an exciting 1 minute
brutal one-sided match.
GRATILLONIUS (47-10208) (19-19-1,96) of WHITE MAIMERS fought CHEATING MANAGER
(106-6) (0-0-0,130). GRATILLONIUS was defeated by CHEATING MANAGER in a crowd
pleasing 3 minute conflict.
ZHOU XI (21-5151) (33-40-4,83) of KANO CLAN fought JULIUS (47-10206) (15-22-1,70)
of WHITE MAIMERS. ZHOU XI devastated JULIUS in an action packed 1 minute one-sided
bout.
CARNIVORE PARROT (85-8440) (16-3-1,79) of JUNGLE JUICE fought GALLIENUS (47-4956)
(29-61-1,50) of WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE. CARNIVORE PARROT demolished GALLIENUS in an
action packed 1 minute uneven bout.
DODGE'EM DUDE (31-7019) (22-30-1,65) of AVENGERS fought BURN (47-10036) (29-19-
0,86) of THE PURGE 209. DODGE'EM DUDE was bested by BURN in an exciting 3 minute
bout.
Well, that's all I can tell you. See you next fortnight.
-- Olaf Modeen
THE TOWER GUARDIAN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HARI-KARI 73-3049 139 18 0 269 WAY TO GO! II (1010) ERINIKA
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DISCO QUEEN 47-1992 154 41 3 388 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
MEDINA 36-7596 44 31 0 252 WORLD BLADES 7 (1977) JHANS
GRIZZ GRIMHULT 19-5083 49 46 1 249 BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1481) ZUWAYZA
FERNANDO 39-4050 79 59 2 243 WORLD BLADES 8 (1767) XOCHITHLAN
SOUTHPOINT 52-3492 49 48 0 224 OHIO (1286) FRATSFA
KING MIDAS 59-2770 77 100 1 223 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
UNCLE FESTER 59-2768 78 105 1 210 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
EARLY MORNINGS 84-34548 61 55 0 210 THINGS I HATE 2 (1784) BLACKSTONE
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DURANDAL 15-5798 54 34 0 206 BLADES OF DOOM (2046) MALCORN
SUPERSIZE ME 47-8110 61 46 2 204 FAST FOOD (1355) NORTH FORK
TRIUMPH 97-7395 51 48 5 204 CANADIAN CLASSICS (1852) SHADOW GROVE
BALDASSARE 7-6003 111 60 0 203 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
INNUIT 50-3795 52 55 2 200 WORLD BLADES 12 (1773) SNOWBOUND
STAINLESS STEEL 10-7200 84 23 1 199 STEEL BLADES (2045) KOLACT
KNOS THE AXE 74-4394 61 28 1 193 BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1570) DAYLA KIV
GARGLE SPEW 45-3902 34 70 1 192 EMETICS (1030) STORMCROWE
STAY PUFT 20-144 45 41 1 190 PHANTOM REGIMENT (1710) SEAM
HALFLING 32-5897 38 42 0 189 WORLD BLADES 4 (2047) ARVAT
BRISTOL 32-5629 47 18 0 188 WORLD BLADES 4 (2047) ARVAT
G W BUSH 59-2764 68 115 2 186 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
ICE CREAM MAN 51-5584 34 27 0 186 VAN DUEL (1476) TRICORUS
MATSURI 29-4256 35 32 0 185 BLACK SAMURAI (707) LAPUR
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
APOCALYPSE 47-10030 28 18 1 179 THE PURGE 209 (1935) NORTH FORK
HAPPY 50-3399 44 62 1 176 STRANGE TUNES (1085) SNOWBOUND
JOHNNY APPLESEED 59-2767 59 124 1 165 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
TAMMY FAYE 39-3520 61 159 0 160 WITLESS WONDERS (1052) XOCHITHLAN
ARMENIUS 47-9159 36 58 0 152 WHITE WOLVES (1838) NORTH FORK
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CHUCK BYWAY 73-9040 24 21 0 142 THIRD HIGHWAY 3 (2060) ERINIKA
BERLIN 63-2923 12 0 1 123 WORLD BLADES (1901) AMEN-TEI
BRUTUS 47-9380 29 51 3 120 WHITE WOLVES (1838) NORTH FORK
-BROTHER JOHN 38-4106 35 7 0 116 THE WATCHMEN (2063) CLIFFHOME
VALERIUS 44-1035 23 24 2 113 WHITE MAIMERS (324) KRILL
-STORMCLAW 81-2569 27 22 1 104 DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240) SHADOWSPIRE
VAN CLEVE 34-2628 23 24 3 104 WHO CARES? (421) MONUNTIAL
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GRATILLONIUS 47-10208 19 20 1 100 WHITE MAIMERS (1936) NORTH FORK
ZHOU XI 21-5151 34 40 4 91 KANO CLAN (988) SUNSET
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BURN 47-10036 30 19 0 88 THE PURGE 209 (1935) NORTH FORK
CARNIVORE PARROT 85-8440 17 3 1 83 JUNGLE JUICE (2043) JASPER GULCH
-LEXX 22-7786 15 9 0 83 PROTECTORS (2068) SOLVEN
-WHEATLEY 63-3694 21 15 1 75 SAFE HAVEN (2062) AMEN-TEI
-LEXIE 63-3693 18 17 1 74 SAFE HAVEN (2062) AMEN-TEI
-DANCING QUEEN 47-10133 18 16 3 73 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
DODGE'EM DUDE 31-7019 22 31 1 71 AVENGERS (259) CHIMLEVTAL
JULIUS 47-10206 15 23 1 63 WHITE MAIMERS (1936) NORTH FORK
-PICKETTE 38-4108 21 20 2 61 THE WATCHMEN (2063) CLIFFHOME
-TIERNEY 63-3716 18 11 0 61 SAFE HAVEN (2062) AMEN-TEI
-BEATRICE 46-4953 18 2 1 57 FANDILS (220) ARDIVENT
GALLIENUS 47-4956 29 62 1 51 WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (1825) NORTH FORK
-MAGNET 78-3581 16 3 0 51 PERRY COUNTY (1920) LIN TIRIAN
-RUSSET RHINO 11-8719 14 8 1 51 ANIMAL FARM (1095) ARUAK CITY
-SUBSTITUTION 59-3213 14 8 0 50 BASHAHOLICS ANON (1326) ILLIS
-MONOPOLY 85-2936 11 3 0 36 GAMES (2071) JASPER GULCH
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
HARI-KARI devastated EARLY MORNINGS in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
STAINLESS STEEL was viciously subdued by GRIZZ GRIMHULT in a 9 minute battle.
BRISTOL was overpowered by SOUTHPOINT in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
KNOS THE AXE was devastated by MEDINA in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
DISCO QUEEN demolished UNCLE FESTER in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
FERNANDO devastated MATSURI in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
ICE CREAM MAN was overpowered by DURANDAL in a action packed 1 minute uneven melee.
GARGLE SPEW lost to INNUIT in a popular 3 minute duel.
SUPERSIZE ME vanquished G W BUSH in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
BALDASSARE overpowered HALFLING in a popular 2 minute one-sided melee.
APOCALYPSE was demolished by RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a 1 minute mismatched match.
STAY PUFT was handily defeated by KING MIDAS in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
TRIUMPH demolished TAMMY FAYE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided brawl.
JOHNNY APPLESEED viciously subdued ARMENIUS in a action packed 10 minute gory fight.
HAPPY devastated VALERIUS in a 1 minute uneven duel.
BRUTUS was overpowered by CHUCK BYWAY in a crowd pleasing 2 minute mismatched brawl.
VAN CLEVE was overpowered by BERLIN in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided match.
GRATILLONIUS was defeated by CHEATING MANAGER in a crowd pleasing 3 minute conflict.
ZHOU XI devastated JULIUS in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
CARNIVORE PARROT demolished GALLIENUS in a action packed 1 minute uneven bout.
DODGE'EM DUDE was bested by BURN in a exciting 3 minute bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 10 PARRY-STRIKE 20 - 3 - 0 87 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 6 AIMED BLOW 64 - 36 - 0 64 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 5 SLASHING ATTACK 19 - 13 - 1 59 |
|TOTAL PARRY 4 TOTAL PARRY 21 - 16 - 0 57 |
|WALL OF STEEL 4 PARRY-RIPOSTE 8 - 7 - 0 53 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 3 PARRY-LUNGE 10 - 9 - 0 53 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 LUNGING ATTACK 44 - 40 - 0 52 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 WALL OF STEEL 16 - 25 - 2 39 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 STRIKING ATTACK 21 - 37 - 0 36 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 BASHING ATTACK 5 - 13 - 0 28 |
Turn 402 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 3 8 AIMED BLOW
AIMED BLOW 8 - 2 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 1 PARRY-STRIKE
PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 4 1 STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 2 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 3 1 SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 3
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW HARI-KARI 73-3049 139 18 0 269 WAY TO GO! II (1010)
PARRY-STRIKE DISCO QUEEN 47-1992 154 41 3 388 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
STRIKING ATTACK GRIZZ GRIMHULT 19-5083 49 46 1 249 BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1481)
SLASHING ATTACK UNCLE FESTER 59-2768 78 105 1 210 TALL TALES (1335)
WALL OF STEEL INNUIT 50-3795 52 55 2 200 WORLD BLADES 12 (1773)
TOTAL PARRY STAINLESS STEEL 10-7200 84 23 1 199 STEEL BLADES (2045)
PARRY-RIPOSTE MATSURI 29-4256 35 32 0 185 BLACK SAMURAI (707)
LUNGING ATTACK APOCALYPSE 47-10030 28 18 1 179 THE PURGE 209 (1935)
PARRY-LUNGE HAPPY 50-3399 44 62 1 176 STRANGE TUNES (1085)
BASHING ATTACK BRUTUS 47-9380 29 51 3 120 WHITE WOLVES (1838)
The overall popularity leader is DISCO QUEEN 47-1992. The most popular warrior this
turn was GRIZZ GRIMHULT 19-5083. The ten other most popular fighters were JOHNNY
APPLESEED 59-2767, STAINLESS STEEL 10-7200, GARGLE SPEW 45-3902, DODGE'EM DUDE
31-7019, BALDASSARE 7-6003, ARMENIUS 47-9159, CHUCK BYWAY 73-9040, BERLIN 63-2923,
DURANDAL 15-5798, and INNUIT 50-3795.
The least popular fighter this week was VALERIUS 44-1035. The other ten least
popular fighters were STAY PUFT 20-144, APOCALYPSE 47-10030, ICE CREAM MAN 51-5584,
GALLIENUS 47-4956, JULIUS 47-10206, GRATILLONIUS 47-10208, VAN CLEVE 34-2628, BRUTUS
47-9380, TAMMY FAYE 39-3520, and KING MIDAS 59-2770.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
BONSUR(7) 1 0 0 MONUNTIAL(34) 0 1 0 FRATSFA(52) 1 0 0
KOLACT(10) 0 1 0 JHANS(36) 1 0 0 ILLIS(59) 2 2 0
MALCORN(15) 1 0 0 XOCHITHLAN(39) 1 1 0 AMEN-TEI(63) 1 0 0
ZUWAYZA(19) 1 0 0 KRILL(44) 0 1 0 ERINIKA(73) 2 0 0
SEAM(20) 0 1 0 STORMCROWE(45) 0 1 0 DAYLA KIV(74) 0 1 0
SUNSET(21) 1 0 0 NORTH FORK(47) 3 6 0 BLACKSTONE(84) 0 1 0
LAPUR(29) 0 1 0 SNOWBOUND(50) 2 0 0 JASPER GULCH(85) 1 0 0
CHIMLEVTAL(31) 0 1 0 TRICORUS(51) 0 1 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 1 0 0
ARVAT(32) 0 2 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BALDASSARE 7-6003 111 60 0 203 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
STAINLESS STEEL 10-7200 84 23 1 199 STEEL BLADES (2045) KOLACT
DURANDAL 15-5798 54 34 0 206 BLADES OF DOOM (2046) MALCORN
GRIZZ GRIMHULT 19-5083 49 46 1 249 BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1481) ZUWAYZA
STAY PUFT 20-144 45 41 1 190 PHANTOM REGIMENT (1710) SEAM
ZHOU XI 21-5151 34 40 4 91 KANO CLAN (988) SUNSET
MATSURI 29-4256 35 32 0 185 BLACK SAMURAI (707) LAPUR
DODGE'EM DUDE 31-7019 22 31 1 71 AVENGERS (259) CHIMLEVTAL
HALFLING 32-5897 38 42 0 189 WORLD BLADES 4 (2047) ARVAT
VAN CLEVE 34-2628 23 24 3 104 WHO CARES? (421) MONUNTIAL
MEDINA 36-7596 44 31 0 252 WORLD BLADES 7 (1977) JHANS
FERNANDO 39-4050 79 59 2 243 WORLD BLADES 8 (1767) XOCHITHLAN
VALERIUS 44-1035 23 24 2 113 WHITE MAIMERS (324) KRILL
GARGLE SPEW 45-3902 34 70 1 192 EMETICS (1030) STORMCROWE
DISCO QUEEN 47-1992 154 41 3 388 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
INNUIT 50-3795 52 55 2 200 WORLD BLADES 12 (1773) SNOWBOUND
ICE CREAM MAN 51-5584 34 27 0 186 VAN DUEL (1476) TRICORUS
SOUTHPOINT 52-3492 49 48 0 224 OHIO (1286) FRATSFA
KING MIDAS 59-2770 77 100 1 223 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
BERLIN 63-2923 12 0 1 123 WORLD BLADES (1901) AMEN-TEI
HARI-KARI 73-3049 139 18 0 269 WAY TO GO! II (1010) ERINIKA
KNOS THE AXE 74-4394 61 28 1 193 BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1570) DAYLA KIV
EARLY MORNINGS 84--30988 61 55 0 210 THINGS I HATE 2 (1784) BLACKSTONE
CARNIVORE PARROT 85-8440 17 3 1 83 JUNGLE JUICE (2043) JASPER GULCH
TRIUMPH 97-7395 51 48 5 204 CANADIAN CLASSICS (1852) SHADOW GROVE