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Date   : 07/09/2024    Duedate: 08/05/2024

CRYSALIS ARENA

DM 106    TURN 405

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  2 SPARF! 20/873       4352 2138  41 67.1      PHANTOM REGIMENT 20/1710
    SPARF! 54/1139                              BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE 19/1481
    CRYPTICS 25/150                             BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE 74/1570
    SKI TAOS 23/860                           7 PORKY'S 73/1945      345  354   0 49.4
    AVID FANS 45/199                            FAST FOOD 47/1355
    REAL BEER 21/859                            WORLD BLADES 63/1901
    THE BULLS 73/255                            BLADES OF DOOM 15/2046
    BLOWN AWAY 44/398                           WORLD BLADES 4 32/2047
    ROYAL FLUSH 47/10                           WORLD BLADES 7 36/1977
    AIR CANADA 73/1624                          THINGS I HATE 2 84/1784
    KING'S COURT 11/34                          WORLD BLADES 12 50/1773
    OPEN SESAME 50/668                          CANADIAN CLASSICS 97/1852
    OTTO'S PARTS 52/664                       9 KANO CLAN 21/988      55   88   2 38.5
    PARTY ANIMALS 5/476                         BLACK SAMURAI 29/707
    VACANT LOTS 71/1872                      11 TALL TALES 59/1335   215  385   3 35.8
    WS ARMS '05 71/1625                      12 THIRD HIGHW 73/2060  577 1047   5 35.5
    ALPHABET SOUP 73/943                     13 OHIO 52/1286         262  478   0 35.4
    MONGOL HORDE 73/1631                        EMETICS 45/1030
    USELESS TOOLS 54/552                        STRANGE TUNES 50/1085
    MILITARY MAYHEM 31/37                       WITLESS WONDERS 39/1052
    WAY TO GO! II 73/1010                       WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE 47/1825
    WORLDWIDE GORE 73/547                    14 AVENGERS 31/259        5   10   0 33.3
    WRESTLMANIACS 30/1459                       WRATHMEN 6 47/1755
    CALENDAR GIRLS 73/1574                   16 WHITE MAIMER 44/324   26   88   0 22.8
    OTTO'S MECHANICS 28/36                      WHITE WOLVES 47/1838
    CONSORTIUM CRAP 11/1248                     WHITE MAIMERS 47/1936
    CRUEL PET NAMES 40/1117                  17 LUDUS MAGNU 73/2092    3   16   0 15.8
    ITALIAN FOOTBALL 17/826                     LUDUS MAGNUS XIX 73/2096
    INGRATE WHITE NORTH 60/745               18 CANDY 41/2083          1    6   0 14.3
    NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC 42/1343                 L5R PHOENIX CLAN 71/2094
  3 LAZY BOYZ 47/2097      2    1   0 66.7      L5R PHOENIX CLAN 78/2085
  4 SNOW FORT 47/2002      4    3   0 57.1      PET PEEVE PHRASES 14/2077
  6 SENTINELS 7/1202     728  624   6 53.8      PHOENIX FORCE III 52/2057
    VAN DUEL 51/1476                            DEAD POETS SOCIETY 16/2079
    JUNGLE JUICE 85/2043

                                 THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
                         Reflections by the Chief Tower Guard

     Well, Crip's Crap appears to be back in large numbers.  Means lots of extra work 
for those pesky NPC standbys.

                                          -- Hari-Kari
                                             Way to Go! II
                                             Many time Tower Guardian of Crysalis

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Well, hello!

It was a big day for Storm Rock.  There were 55 fights today, with 13 challenges.  No 
one died even temporarily, and Cryptics avoided Battleaxe Stampede.  Hari-Kari wrote a 
DM column, for which I give my heartfelt thanks!

     DISCO QUEEN (47-1992) (156-41-3,407) of ROYAL FLUSH fought DURANDAL (15-5798) 
(54-36-0,185) of BLADES OF DOOM.  DISCO QUEEN savagely defeated DURANDAL in an action 
packed 2 minute gruesome fight.  The dazzling Disco Queen is our overall popularity 
leader and she remains our best Parry-Strike.
     This turn's favorite fighter is Outer Space.  OUTER SPACE (71-6093) (17-5-1,115) 
of VACANT LOTS challenged GRATILLONIUS (47-10208) (20-20-1,129) of WHITE MAIMERS.  
OUTER SPACE savagely defeated GRATILLONIUS in a 5 minute Challenge match.
     And the least popular fighter is Tsukune (Experienced).  HAWKINS (47-8949) (19-7-
0,69) of SNOW FORT fought TSUKUNE(EXPERIENCED) (71-9711) (13-16-0,44) of L5R PHOENIX 
CLAN.  HAWKINS overpowered TSUKUNE(EXPERIENCED) in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.  
Imagine how bad Tsukune must have been when he was inexperienced.
     BULL DURHAM (5-4324) (96-33-1,322) of PARTY ANIMALS fought SUPERSIZE ME (47-8110) 
(62-46-2,208) of FAST FOOD.  BULL DURHAM was vanquished by SUPERSIZE ME in a 1 minute 
one-sided match.  Supersize me won 43 points for this victory.
     FRACTURED SKULL (52-2690) (3-4-0,13) of OTTO'S PARTS fought FELANAHDRA (47-9617) 
(11-6-1,43) of WRATHMEN 6.  FRACTURED SKULL devastated FELANAHDRA in a crowd pleasing 
1 minute one-sided fight.  Felanahdra lost 25 points there.
     DUSTIN HERMANSON (71-6133) (30-20-2,149) of WS ARMS '05 challenged MATSURI (29-
4256) (36-33-0,174) of BLACK SAMURAI.  DUSTIN HERMANSON was demolished by MATSURI in a 
2 minute Challenge competition.  Matsuri was the most challenged fighter in Crysalis 
today.  Dustin Hermanson lost four points for this rather brave challenge.
     Of course, Hari-Kari remains the leading Aimed Blow and the Tower Guardian.  
HARI-KARI (73-3049) (141-18-0,292) of WAY TO GO! II fought NATE DOGG (16-6842) (30-21-
1,270) of DEAD POETS SOCIETY.  HARI-KARI overpowered NATE DOGG in an action packed 1 
minute uneven Title struggle.
     KNOS THE AXE (74-4394) (62-28-1,212) of BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE fought LAND OF FLUSH 
(11-4373) (79-27-2,264) of CONSORTIUM CRAP.  KNOS THE AXE was overpowered by LAND OF 
FLUSH in a 1 minute mismatched fight.  So, Land of Flush remains the leading Parry-
Lunge.
     NUMBSKULL (52-2948) (50-21-2,274) of OTTO'S PARTS fought RIRORNI CAPTAIN (106-26) 
(0-0-0,200).  NUMBSKULL handily defeated RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute 
uneven duel.  Numbskull remains our best Slasher.
     The stand-in known as the Rirorni Captain had a bad day today.  TRASH CAN (50-
3403) (50-27-4,247) of OPEN SESAME fought RIRORNI CAPTAIN (106-26) (0-0-0,200).  TRASH 
CAN narrowly defeated RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a popular 3 minute gory match.  Trash Can is 
now this arena's best LUNGER.
     THAT! (21-5272) (30-16-2,213) of REAL BEER fought VERMICIOUS KNID (106-30) (0-0-
0,240).  THAT! overpowered VERMICIOUS KNID in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory 
mismatched brawl.  And so, That! is still our best Basher.
     BEER KHAN (73-5755) (36-10-2,188) of MONGOL HORDE challenged G W BUSH (59-2764) 
(68-117-2,192) of TALL TALES.  BEER KHAN was vanquished by G W BUSH in a 1 minute 
uneven Challenge fight.  G W Bush is now the top Striker.
     JIVE (25-624) (135-84-1,248) of CRYPTICS fought GOJIRO (106-31) (0-0-0,220).  
JIVE was savagely defeated by GOJIRO in an exciting 2 minute brutal match.  Ouch!  
It's hard to defeat Gojiro.  Anyway, Jive is still our leading Parry-Riposte.
     BRUTUS (47-9380) (29-53-3,133) of WHITE WOLVES challenged JOHNNY APPLESEED (59-
2767) (60-125-1,170) of TALL TALES.  BRUTUS was viciously subdued by JOHNNY APPLESEED 
in a 6 minute Challenge conflict.  I wouldn't have though Appleseed was that tough, 
but he is defintely the best Total Parry this turn.

That's all I can tell you today.  Have a delighful two weeks!

                                          -- Olaf Modeen

THE TOWER GUARDIAN             W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HARI-KARI 73-3049           142  18  0  308  WAY TO GO! II (1010)       ERINIKA

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DISCO QUEEN 47-1992         157  41  3  418  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 DARK TOWER 11-1702          143  68  0  402  KING'S COURT (34)          ARUAK CITY
 THE REFEREE 45-1091         132  58  4  309  AVID FANS (199)            STORMCROWE
 WEDNESDAY ADDAMS 73-6043     44   5  0  298  CALENDAR GIRLS (1574)      ERINIKA
 LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373        80  27  2  291  CONSORTIUM CRAP (1248)     ARUAK CITY
 NUMBSKULL 52-2948            51  21  2  287  OTTO'S PARTS (664)         FRATSFA
 KING MIDAS 59-2770           79 101  1  260  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
 TRASH CAN 50-3403            51  27  4  255  OPEN SESAME (668)          SNOWBOUND
 SUPERSIZE ME 47-8110         63  46  2  251  FAST FOOD (1355)           NORTH FORK
 BALDASSARE 7-6003           113  60  0  239  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
 TRIUMPH 97-7395              53  49  5  229  CANADIAN CLASSICS (1852)   SHADOW GROVE
 UZI 44-1701                  53  53  1  226  BLOWN AWAY (398)           KRILL
 THAT! 21-5272                31  16  2  226  REAL BEER (859)            SUNSET
 HUNZICKER BOWL 23-4182       72  42  3  221  SKI TAOS (860)             TI
 A GROUNDSKEEPER 45-1613      59  49  1  217  AVID FANS (199)            STORMCROWE
 STAY PUFT 20-144             46  42  1  215  PHANTOM REGIMENT (1710)    SEAM
 G W BUSH 59-2764             69 117  2  214  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
 A.O. HELL 54-2523            53  32  2  211  USELESS TOOLS (552)        TROCAR

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DURANDAL 15-5798             54  37  0  210  BLADES OF DOOM (2046)      MALCORN
 NATE DOGG 16-6842            30  22  1  210  DEAD POETS SOCIETY (2079)  WILLAF
 UNCLE FESTER 59-2768         79 107  1  209  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
 AFRICAN QUEEN 47-6424        66  31  0  209  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 BRISTOL 32-5629              48  20  0  209  WORLD BLADES 4 (2047)      ARVAT
 STARBURSTS 41-5305           22  14  5  208  CANDY (2083)               KATI-TEI
 GRIZZ GRIMHULT 19-5083       50  47  1  207  BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1481)  ZUWAYZA
 SOUTHPOINT 52-3492           50  50  0  205  OHIO (1286)                FRATSFA
 KNOS THE AXE 74-4394         62  29  1  203  BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1570)  DAYLA KIV
 PHILLIP THE BIRD 40-3708     47  37  1  203  CRUEL PET NAMES (1117)     ZENSU
 GREEN KING 21-5183           36  15  0  203  REAL BEER (859)            SUNSET
-JOHN BURKETT 3-3749          27  11  2  203  BOMBAY BUMBLE BEES (1844)  OSKSI
 ADAM'S APPLE 52-3203         58  32  0  202  OTTO'S PARTS (664)         FRATSFA
 ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429          80  55  1  199  SPARF! (873)               SEAM
 TAMMY FAYE 39-3520           62 161  0  198  WITLESS WONDERS (1052)     XOCHITHLAN
 EARLY MORNINGS 84-34548      62  56  0  198  THINGS I HATE 2 (1784)     BLACKSTONE
 VIKING RAIDER 54-2885        45  28  1  198  SPARF! (1139)              TROCAR
 MEDINA 36-7596               44  34  0  198  WORLD BLADES 7 (1977)      JHANS
-WOLFMAN JACK 5-4594          43  10  2  198  PARTY ANIMALS (476)        KALTOS
 FIGHTER ACE 47-1189         104  70  6  197  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 JIVE 25-624                 135  85  1  196  CRYPTICS (150)             LYRATILAN
 THE ROCK 30-4314             31  16  1  196  WRESTLMANIACS (1459)       IAYE
-STEVE MCQUEEN 47-3908        78  66  1  195  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
-THE LION KING 47-6360        76  23  0  195  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 ACE OF BASE 47-6905          47  30  0  195  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 BULL DURHAM 5-4324           96  34  1  194  PARTY ANIMALS (476)        KALTOS
 BASE ON BULLS 73-3101        57  31  5  194  THE BULLS (255)            ERINIKA
 R BAGGIO 17-4867             36  26  1  194  ITALIAN FOOTBALL (826)     ALJAFIR
 INNUIT 50-3795               53  57  2  193  WORLD BLADES 12 (1773)     SNOWBOUND
 LAR'EH WALKER 60-5825        36  25  1  192  INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745)  ARADI
 F.O.A.D. 73-442              72  30  2  191  ALPHABET SOUP (943)        ERINIKA
-TAOS 26-4042                 65  30  2  191  HERE TO PHOENIX (871)      CALEAM
 BULL FROG 73-4547            58  35  0  191  THE BULLS (255)            ERINIKA
-KENNY CHESNEY 73-5517        30  13  1  191  SUE'S BIG BOYS (1635)      ERINIKA
 MEAT 73-8119                 29  24  0  191  PORKY'S (1945)             ERINIKA
 HAIRY MONSTER 50-3436        41  27  0  189  OPEN SESAME (668)          SNOWBOUND
-A BOMB IN A BULL 73-503      31  18  2  188  THE BULLS (255)            ERINIKA
 ISAWA TADAKA 78-3331         28  37  2  187  L5R PHOENIX CLAN (2085)    LIN TIRIAN
 JANUARY JONES 73-6056        24   9  0  186  CALENDAR GIRLS (1574)      ERINIKA

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GENERAL PUBLIC 31-3112       51  43  1  184  MILITARY MAYHEM (37)       CHIMLEVTAL
 MATSURI 29-4256              37  33  0  184  BLACK SAMURAI (707)        LAPUR
 DORSAL FINN 42-1662          31  22  1  183  NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC (1343) RODEKI
-SCORPION KING 47-4718        28  14  1  183  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 ARMENIUS 47-9159             38  59  0  181  WHITE WOLVES (1838)        NORTH FORK
 TUESDAY WELD 73-6047         37  10  0  181  CALENDAR GIRLS (1574)      ERINIKA

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-RUBBER KNIFE 57-2546         72  22  2  180  USELESS TOOLS (1249)       ANDOR
 KNITTED AFGHAN 73-4123       18  14  4  180  WORLDWIDE GORE (547)       ERINIKA
 BEER KHAN 73-5755            36  11  2  179  MONGOL HORDE (1631)        ERINIKA
 JACK KNIFE 47-6694           46  33  1  177  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 TICKET TAKER 45-2522         20  11  1  177  AVID FANS (199)            STORMCROWE
 GARGLE SPEW 45-3902          34  73  1  175  EMETICS (1030)             STORMCROWE
 PHONELESS CORD 54-2018       60  54  0  174  USELESS TOOLS (552)        TROCAR
 A CHEERLEADER 45-1092        29  16  2  174  AVID FANS (199)            STORMCROWE
-MARK PORTUGAL 73-348         12   4  1  174  WORLDWIDE GORE (547)       ERINIKA
 GENERAL PURPOSE 31-5124      22  16  1  173  MILITARY MAYHEM (37)       CHIMLEVTAL
 JOHNNY APPLESEED 59-2767     61 125  1  172  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
 ICE CREAM MAN 51-5584        34  29  0  172  VAN DUEL (1476)            TRICORUS
 ANNE T LOCH-BRAEK 28-5587    23   7  1  172  OTTO'S MECHANICS (36)      MORYA
-CUBA 26-3917                 54  36  0  163  HERE TO PHOENIX (871)      CALEAM
 NUMEROUS OF TEXES 14-5575    25  15  0  161  PET PEEVE PHRASES (2077)   TOBIR
 HAPPY 50-3399                45  64  1  154  STRANGE TUNES (1085)       SNOWBOUND

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BERLIN 63-2923               13   1  1  150  WORLD BLADES (1901)        AMEN-TEI
 DUSTIN HERMANSON 71-6133     30  21  2  146  WS ARMS '05 (1625)         KYR'TERR
 BRUTUS 47-9380               29  54  3  140  WHITE WOLVES (1838)        NORTH FORK
 OUTER SPACE 71-6093          18   5  1  130  VACANT LOTS (1872)         KYR'TERR
 CARNIVORE PARROT 85-8440     20   3  1  121  JUNGLE JUICE (2043)        JASPER GULCH
 GRATILLONIUS 47-10208        20  21  1  121  WHITE MAIMERS (1936)       NORTH FORK
 ZHOU XI 21-5151              37  40  4  118  KANO CLAN (988)            SUNSET
 CHUCK BYWAY 73-9040          24  24  0  118  THIRD HIGHWAY 3 (2060)     ERINIKA
 VALERIUS 44-1035             23  26  2  102  WHITE MAIMERS (324)        KRILL
-EXPENSES 39-4294             25  26  0  101  BASH BROS BABY (1638)      XOCHITHLAN

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-OIL SPILL 59-3161            22  33  0   99  ISLANDERS (804)            ILLIS
-BURN 47-10036                31  20  0   95  THE PURGE 209 (1935)       NORTH FORK

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ZIT 47-10348                 19   7  1   90  LAZY BOYZ (2097)           NORTH FORK
 WEAPON DELTA III 52-4636     18   6  1   89  PHOENIX FORCE III (2057)   FRATSFA
 GALLIENUS 47-4956            32  62  1   88  WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (1825)  NORTH FORK
 GRIFFON 73-5523              16   5  0   80  AIR CANADA (1624)          ERINIKA
 HAWKINS 47-8949              20   7  0   74  SNOW FORT (2002)           NORTH FORK
-CHELSEA DAGGER 45-5731       19  11  2   70  DARQUE FORCES (941)        STORMCROWE
 BASARA KUBIKIRI 31-7104      22  19  1   69  AVENGERS (259)             CHIMLEVTAL
 OENOMAUS 73-7809             23  17  1   63  LUDUS MAGNUS CD (2092)     ERINIKA
 BESTIARII 73-7746            21  20  0   61  LUDUS MAGNUS XIX (2096)    ERINIKA
-CAPTAIN KANGAROO 31-3947     17  18  1   61  MILITARY MAYHEM (37)       CHIMLEVTAL
 JULIUS 47-10206              15  25  1   58  WHITE MAIMERS (1936)       NORTH FORK
 TEN IS RAQUET 47-5815        13  13  0   57  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
-RIP 72-10356                 14   5  3   50  SPACE ACTION 99 (758)      DRAGONHEAD
 TSUKUNE(EXPERIENCED) 71-9711 13  17  0   43  L5R PHOENIX CLAN (2094)    KYR'TERR
 FRACTURED SKULL 52-2690       4   4  0   42  OTTO'S PARTS (664)         FRATSFA
 DODGE'EM DUDE 31-7019        22  34  1   31  AVENGERS (259)             CHIMLEVTAL
 FELANAHDRA 47-9617           11   7  1   18  WRATHMEN 6 (1755)          NORTH FORK

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BULL FROG was devastated by KING MIDAS in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
UZI narrowly defeated EARLY MORNINGS in a exciting 2 minute Challenge melee.
ARMENIUS was overpowered by GRIZZ GRIMHULT in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
A GROUNDSKEEPER overpowered INNUIT in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge match.
FIGHTER ACE was narrowly defeated by TRIUMPH in a 2 minute Challenge struggle.
HAIRY MONSTER was viciously subdued by UNCLE FESTER in a 2 minute competition.
ADAM'S APPLE won victory over TAMMY FAYE in a action packed 1 minute Challenge duel.
BEER KHAN was vanquished by G W BUSH in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
HUNZICKER BOWL vanquished MEDINA in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
ANNE T LOCH-BRAEK handily defeated HAPPY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
DUSTIN HERMANSON was demolished by MATSURI in a 2 minute Challenge competition.
OUTER SPACE savagely defeated GRATILLONIUS in a 5 minute Challenge match.
BRUTUS was viciously subdued by JOHNNY APPLESEED in a 6 minute Challenge conflict.
HARI-KARI overpowered NATE DOGG in a action packed 1 minute uneven Title struggle.
THAT! overpowered VERMICIOUS KNID in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory mismatched brawl.
JIVE was savagely defeated by GOJIRO in a exciting 2 minute brutal match.
KNOS THE AXE was overpowered by LAND OF FLUSH in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
WEDNESDAY ADDAMS bested SOUTHPOINT in a popular 1 minute gory contest.
VIKING RAIDER lost to GOJIRO in a popular 2 minute match.
NUMBSKULL handily defeated RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven duel.
TRASH CAN narrowly defeated RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a popular 3 minute gory match.
BULL DURHAM was vanquished by SUPERSIZE ME in a 1 minute one-sided match.
THE REFEREE narrowly defeated ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a action packed 3 minute match.
DARK TOWER overpowered BRISTOL in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
BALDASSARE handily defeated THE ROCK in a action packed 1 minute mismatched bout.
DISCO QUEEN savagely defeated DURANDAL in a action packed 2 minute gruesome fight.
GARGLE SPEW was overpowered by LAR'EH WALKER in a 1 minute one-sided match.
AFRICAN QUEEN overpowered RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
ACE OF BASE was beaten by TELGOR in a exciting 1 minute fray.
A CHEERLEADER was devastated by CLOTTO in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
DORSAL FINN was devastated by CRYSALIS GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
STARBURSTS devastated PHONELESS CORD in a popular 1 minute uneven bout.
ICE CREAM MAN was demolished by R BAGGIO in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
STAY PUFT vanquished GENERAL PURPOSE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
PHILLIP THE BIRD viciously subdued CRYSALIS GUARD in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bout.
ROWDY YOBBO handily defeated IMPRISONED SPY in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
A.O. HELL overpowered MEAT in a action packed 1 minute bloody uneven battle.
ISAWA TADAKA was demolished by GREEN KING in a 1 minute uneven conflict.
JANUARY JONES was overpowered by RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
F.O.A.D. was viciously subdued by GOJIRO in a exciting 3 minute brutal conflict.
KNITTED AFGHAN was overpowered by AMBER WOLFWALKER in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
BASE ON BULLS beat IMPRISONED SPY in a popular 3 minute bloody fray.
NUMEROUS OF TEXES lost to TUESDAY WELD in a 1 minute match.
GENERAL PUBLIC savagely defeated BERLIN in a exciting 3 minute brutal conflict.
TICKET TAKER demolished CHUCK BYWAY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
JACK KNIFE devastated EVIL INPUTTER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided conflict.
VALERIUS was demolished by CARNIVORE PARROT in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
WEAPON DELTA III was demolished by ZHOU XI in a 1 minute mismatched contest.
BASARA KUBIKIRI was overpowered by ZIT in a 1 minute uneven bout.
FRACTURED SKULL devastated FELANAHDRA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
OENOMAUS was handily defeated by GALLIENUS in a exciting 1 minute one-sided contest.
JULIUS was vanquished by GRIFFON in a 1 minute brutal mismatched match.
BESTIARII was handily defeated by TEN A. SHUSS in a popular 1 minute mismatched bout.
HAWKINS overpowered TSUKUNE(EXPERIENCED) in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
DODGE'EM DUDE was vanquished by TEN IS RAQUET in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  27         PARRY-STRIKE      22 -   4 -  0      85  |
|AIMED BLOW                      19         AIMED BLOW        63 -  40 -  0      61  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   11         SLASHING ATTACK   20 -  16 -  0      56  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 10         PARRY-RIPOSTE      8 -   7 -  0      53  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  9         PARRY-LUNGE       10 -   9 -  0      53  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      5         LUNGING ATTACK    43 -  39 -  0      52  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     4         TOTAL PARRY       17 -  16 -  0      52  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         WALL OF STEEL     18 -  24 -  0      43  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         STRIKING ATTACK   18 -  45 -  0      29  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         BASHING ATTACK     5 -  13 -  0      28  |

Turn 405 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        4 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      5 -  6         4  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  5         3  PARRY-STRIKE   
AIMED BLOW        11 -  8     PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  2         1  WALL OF STEEL  
LUNGING ATTACK    14 - 13     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  2         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  7         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  LUNGING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       HARI-KARI 73-3049         142  18  0  308 WAY TO GO! II (1010)
PARRY-STRIKE     DISCO QUEEN 47-1992       157  41  3  418 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
WALL OF STEEL    DARK TOWER 11-1702        143  68  0  402 KING'S COURT (34)
PARRY-LUNGE      LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373      80  27  2  291 CONSORTIUM CRAP (1248)
SLASHING ATTACK  NUMBSKULL 52-2948          51  21  2  287 OTTO'S PARTS (664)
LUNGING ATTACK   TRASH CAN 50-3403          51  27  4  255 OPEN SESAME (668)
BASHING ATTACK   THAT! 21-5272              31  16  2  226 REAL BEER (859)
STRIKING ATTACK  G W BUSH 59-2764           69 117  2  214 TALL TALES (1335)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    JIVE 25-624               135  85  1  196 CRYPTICS (150)
TOTAL PARRY      JOHNNY APPLESEED 59-2767   61 125  1  172 TALL TALES (1335)

The overall popularity leader is DISCO QUEEN 47-1992.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was OUTER SPACE 71-6093.  The ten other most popular fighters were JOHNNY 
APPLESEED 59-2767, PHILLIP THE BIRD 40-3708, GRIZZ GRIMHULT 19-5083, A GROUNDSKEEPER 
45-1613, UNCLE FESTER 59-2768, BRUTUS 47-9380, THAT! 21-5272, THE REFEREE 45-1091, 
BASE ON BULLS 73-3101, and GENERAL PUBLIC 31-3112.

The least popular fighter this week was TSUKUNE(EXPERIENCED) 71-9711.  The other ten 
least popular fighters were JULIUS 47-10206, OENOMAUS 73-7809, BASARA KUBIKIRI 
31-7104, WEAPON DELTA III 52-4636, A CHEERLEADER 45-1092, DODGE'EM DUDE 31-7019, 
FELANAHDRA 47-9617, VALERIUS 44-1035, CHUCK BYWAY 73-9040, and NUMEROUS OF TEXES 
14-5575.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
KALTOS(5)            0  1 0  LAPUR(29)            1  0 0  TRICORUS(51)         0  1 0  
BONSUR(7)            1  0 0  IAYE(30)             0  1 0  FRATSFA(52)          3  2 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       2  0 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       1  3 0  TROCAR(54)           1  2 0  
TOBIR(14)            0  1 0  ARVAT(32)            0  1 0  ILLIS(59)            4  0 0  
MALCORN(15)          0  1 0  JHANS(36)            0  1 0  ARADI(60)            1  0 0  
WILLAF(16)           0  1 0  XOCHITHLAN(39)       0  1 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         0  1 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          1  0 0  ZENSU(40)            1  0 0  KYR'TERR(71)         1  2 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          1  0 0  KATI-TEI(41)         1  0 0  ERINIKA(73)          5  9 0  
SEAM(20)             2  0 0  RODEKI(42)           0  1 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        0  1 0  
SUNSET(21)           3  0 0  KRILL(44)            1  1 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       0  1 0  
TI(23)               1  0 0  STORMCROWE(45)       3  2 0  BLACKSTONE(84)       0  1 0  
LYRATILAN(25)        0  1 0  NORTH FORK(47)       9  7 0  JASPER GULCH(85)     1  0 0  
MORYA(28)            1  0 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        1  3 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BULL DURHAM 5-4324          96  34  1  194  PARTY ANIMALS (476)        KALTOS
 BALDASSARE 7-6003          113  60  0  239  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
 DARK TOWER 11-1702         143  68  0  402  KING'S COURT (34)          ARUAK CITY
 NUMEROUS OF TEXES 14-5575   25  15  0  161  PET PEEVE PHRASES (2077)   TOBIR
 DURANDAL 15-5798            54  37  0  210  BLADES OF DOOM (2046)      MALCORN
 NATE DOGG 16-6842           30  22  1  210  DEAD POETS SOCIETY (2079)  WILLAF
 R BAGGIO 17-4867            36  26  1  194  ITALIAN FOOTBALL (826)     ALJAFIR
 GRIZZ GRIMHULT 19-5083      50  47  1  207  BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1481)  ZUWAYZA
 STAY PUFT 20-144            46  42  1  215  PHANTOM REGIMENT (1710)    SEAM
 THAT! 21-5272               31  16  2  226  REAL BEER (859)            SUNSET
 HUNZICKER BOWL 23-4182      72  42  3  221  SKI TAOS (860)             TI
 JIVE 25-624                135  85  1  196  CRYPTICS (150)             LYRATILAN
 ANNE T LOCH-BRAEK 28-5587   23   7  1  172  OTTO'S MECHANICS (36)      MORYA
 MATSURI 29-4256             37  33  0  184  BLACK SAMURAI (707)        LAPUR
 THE ROCK 30-4314            31  16  1  196  WRESTLMANIACS (1459)       IAYE
 GENERAL PUBLIC 31-3112      51  43  1  184  MILITARY MAYHEM (37)       CHIMLEVTAL
 BRISTOL 32-5629             48  20  0  209  WORLD BLADES 4 (2047)      ARVAT
 MEDINA 36-7596              44  34  0  198  WORLD BLADES 7 (1977)      JHANS
 TAMMY FAYE 39-3520          62 161  0  198  WITLESS WONDERS (1052)     XOCHITHLAN
 PHILLIP THE BIRD 40-3708    47  37  1  203  CRUEL PET NAMES (1117)     ZENSU
 STARBURSTS 41-5305          22  14  5  208  CANDY (2083)               KATI-TEI
 DORSAL FINN 42-1662         31  22  1  183  NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC (1343) RODEKI
 UZI 44-1701                 53  53  1  226  BLOWN AWAY (398)           KRILL
 THE REFEREE 45-1091        132  58  4  309  AVID FANS (199)            STORMCROWE
 DISCO QUEEN 47-1992        157  41  3  418  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 TRASH CAN 50-3403           51  27  4  255  OPEN SESAME (668)          SNOWBOUND
 ICE CREAM MAN 51-5584       34  29  0  172  VAN DUEL (1476)            TRICORUS
 NUMBSKULL 52-2948           51  21  2  287  OTTO'S PARTS (664)         FRATSFA
 A.O. HELL 54-2523           53  32  2  211  USELESS TOOLS (552)        TROCAR
 KING MIDAS 59-2770          79 101  1  260  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
 LAR'EH WALKER 60-5825       36  25  1  192  INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745)  ARADI
 BERLIN 63-2923              13   1  1  150  WORLD BLADES (1901)        AMEN-TEI
 DUSTIN HERMANSON 71-6133    30  21  2  146  WS ARMS '05 (1625)         KYR'TERR
 HARI-KARI 73-3049          142  18  0  308  WAY TO GO! II (1010)       ERINIKA
 KNOS THE AXE 74-4394        62  29  1  203  BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1570)  DAYLA KIV
 ISAWA TADAKA 78-3331        28  37  2  187  L5R PHOENIX CLAN (2085)    LIN TIRIAN
 EARLY MORNINGS 84--30988    62  56  0  198  THINGS I HATE 2 (1784)     BLACKSTONE
 CARNIVORE PARROT 85-8440    20   3  1  121  JUNGLE JUICE (2043)        JASPER GULCH
 TRIUMPH 97-7395             53  49  5  229  CANADIAN CLASSICS (1852)   SHADOW GROVE