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Date   : 08/06/2024    Duedate: 09/02/2024

CRYSALIS ARENA

DM 106    TURN 406

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  2 SPARF! 20/873       4383 2153  42 67.1      PHANTOM REGIMENT 20/1710
    SKI TAOS 23/860                             BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE 19/1481
    AVID FANS 45/199                            BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE 74/1570
    REAL BEER 21/859                          6 LAZY BOYZ 47/2097      2    2   0 50.0
    THE BULLS 73/255                            BLADES OF DOOM 15/2046
    BLOWN AWAY 44/398                           WORLD BLADES 4 32/2047
    NOT QUITE 59/1028                           WORLD BLADES 7 36/1977
    ROYAL FLUSH 47/10                           WORLD BLADES 12 50/1773
    AIR CANADA 73/1624                          CANADIAN CLASSICS 97/1852
    KING'S COURT 11/34                        9 KANO CLAN 21/988      56   89   2 38.6
    OPEN SESAME 50/668                          BLACK SAMURAI 29/707
    CHAPEL ROCK 59/1108                      10 TALL TALES 59/1335   217  387   3 35.9
    OTTO'S PARTS 52/664                      11 THIRD HIGHW 73/2060  577 1048   5 35.5
    VACANT LOTS 71/1872                      12 OHIO 52/1286         263  482   0 35.3
    USELESS TOOLS 54/552                        STRANGE TUNES 50/1085
    MILITARY MAYHEM 31/37                       WITLESS WONDERS 39/1052
    WAY BACK WHEN 73/1497                       WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE 47/1825
    WAY TO GO! II 73/1010                    13 AVENGERS 31/259        6   11   0 35.3
    WORLDWIDE GORE 73/547                    15 WHITE MAIMER 44/324   27   92   0 22.7
    CALENDAR GIRLS 73/1574                      WHITE WOLVES 47/1838
    OTTO'S MECHANICS 28/36                      WHITE MAIMERS 47/1936
    CONSORTIUM CRAP 11/1248                  16 CANDY 41/2083          2   11   0 15.4
    CRUEL PET NAMES 40/1117                     L5R PHOENIX CLAN 71/2094
    ITALIAN FOOTBALL 17/826                     L5R PHOENIX CLAN 78/2085
    ENGLISH FOOTBALL 12/1680                    PET PEEVE PHRASES 14/2077
    IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS 7/883                  PHOENIX FORCE III 52/2057
    INGRATE WHITE NORTH 60/745                  DEAD POETS SOCIETY 16/2079
  5 SENTINELS 7/1202     729  629   6 53.7   17 LUDUS MAGNU 73/2092    3   18   0 14.3
    JUNGLE JUICE 85/2043                        LUDUS MAGNUS XIX 73/2096

                                 THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
                         Reflections by the Chief Tower Guard

Hope everyone is enjoying the way too hot and humid summer.  None of Crip's Crap from 
here were able to make an appearance in Minnesota. Hopefully someone represented us 
well.

                                          -- Hari-Kari
                                             Way To Go!
                                             Many time Tower Guardian of Crysalis

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Hi there.

On this 406th turn of Crysalis Arena, there were 52 fights and 18 challenges.  One 
fighter died.  King's Court avoided Canadian Classics.  And I'd like to thank Hari-
Kari for another column.

     R BAGGIO (17-4867) (36-26-1,194) of ITALIAN FOOTBALL fought ICE CREAM MAN (51-
5584) (34-29-0,172) of VAN DUEL.  R BAGGIO murdered ICE CREAM MAN in a 3 minute gory 
uneven fight.  R Baggio received 41 recognition points for this.  Hmm.
     FAT LIP (52-3791) (39-41-1,195) of OTTO'S PARTS fought CLOTTO (106-25) (0-0-
0,181).  FAT LIP was vanquished by CLOTTO in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.  Fat Lip 
lost 17 points, getting defeated by this admittedly creepy clown.
     The most challenged fighter was Triumph.  A GROUNDSKEEPER (45-1613) (59-49-1,217) 
of AVID FANS challenged TRIUMPH (97-7395) (53-49-5,229) of CANADIAN CLASSICS.  A 
GROUNDSKEEPER was handily defeated by TRIUMPH in a 1 minute Challenge match.
     VALERIUS (44-1035) (23-26-2,102) of WHITE MAIMERS challenged JOHNNY APPLESEED 
(59-2767) (61-125-1,172) of TALL TALES.  VALERIUS was devastated by JOHNNY APPLESEED 
in a 3 minute uneven Challenge duel.  It was a brave challenge, though and Valerius 
was awarded eight points for his courage.  Appleseed, though, remains our leading 
Total Parry.
     BRUTUS (47-9380) (29-54-3,140) of WHITE WOLVES challenged ZHOU XI (21-5151) (37-
40-4,118) of KANO CLAN.  BRUTUS was devastated by ZHOU XI in an exciting 1 minute one-
sided Challenge brawl.
     BASE ON BULLS (73-3101) (57-31-5,194) of THE BULLS challenged TAMMY FAYE (39-
3520) (62-161-0,198) of WITLESS WONDERS.  BASE ON BULLS slimly won victory over TAMMY 
FAYE in a 3 minute Challenge fight.  So, Tammy Faye is this turn's favorite fighter.
     GAZZA (12-3538) (30-13-2,141) of ENGLISH FOOTBALL fought CHUCK BYWAY (73-9040) 
(24-24-0,118) of THIRD HIGHWAY 3.  GAZZA handily defeated CHUCK BYWAY in a 1 minute 
mismatched match.  Mr. Byway has been voted least popular this turn.
     HARI-KARI (73-3049) (142-18-0,308) of WAY TO GO! II challenged KING MIDAS (59-
2770) (79-101-1,260) of TALL TALES.  HARI-KARI devastated KING MIDAS in a 2 minute 
mismatched Challenge Title fight.  Hari-Kari remains the Tower Guardian and our best 
Aimed Blow.
     STAY PUFT (20-144) (46-42-1,215) of PHANTOM REGIMENT fought DISCO QUEEN (47-1992) 
(157-41-3,418) of ROYAL FLUSH.  STAY PUFT was overpowered by DISCO QUEEN in a 2 minute 
one-sided bout.  Wow, what an unlucky match for Stay Puft.  But Disco Queen remains 
our best Parry-Strike and the overall popularity leader.
     DARK TOWER (11-1702) (143-68-0,402) of KING'S COURT fought UNCLE FESTER (59-2768) 
(79-107-1,209) of TALL TALES.  DARK TOWER slimly won victory over UNCLE FESTER in a 
popular 3 minute bloody duel.  Dark Tower is Crysalis' leading Wall of Steel.
     LAND OF FLUSH (11-4373) (80-27-2,291) of CONSORTIUM CRAP fought KNOS THE AXE (74-
4394) (62-29-1,203) of BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE.  LAND OF FLUSH beat KNOS THE AXE in an 
action packed 4 minute brutal bout.  Land of Flush is still this arena's best Parry-
Lunge.
     Numbskull is still the top Slasher.  NUMBSKULL (52-2948) (51-21-2,287) of OTTO'S 
PARTS fought CRYSALIS GUARD (106-29) (0-0-0,200).  NUMBSKULL vanquished CRYSALIS GUARD 
in a popular 3 minute gruesome one-sided bout.
     A.O. HELL (54-2523) (53-32-2,211) of USELESS TOOLS challenged G W BUSH (59-2764) 
(69-117-2,214) of TALL TALES.  A.O. HELL was devastated by G W BUSH in a 2 minute one-
sided Challenge contest.  Mr. Bush remains the top Striker.
     BALDASSARE (7-6003) (113-60-0,239) of SENTINELS fought BEERVAHNA (60-4292) (72-
49-3,190) of INGRATE WHITE NORTH.  BALDASSARE was demolished by BEERVAHNA in an 
exciting 1 minute mismatched match.  Beervahna has replaced Trash Can as the top 
Lunger.
     KING FORADAY (47-3762) (103-69-4,191) of ROYAL FLUSH fought CRYSALIS GUARD (106-
29) (0-0-0,200).  KING FORADAY slimly won victory over CRYSALIS GUARD in an action 
packed 3 minute match.  King Foraday has supplanted That! as the top Basher.
     WEDNESDAY ADDAMS (73-6043) (44-5-0,298) of CALENDAR GIRLS fought MATSURI (29-
4256) (37-33-0,184) of BLACK SAMURAI.  WEDNESDAY ADDAMS overpowered MATSURI in a 2 
minute uneven fight.  Matsuri has surpassed Jive as the leading Parry-Riposte.

Well, that's all I got for you.  Hang in there.

                                          -- Olaf Modeen

THE TOWER GUARDIAN             W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HARI-KARI 73-3049           143  18  0  321  WAY TO GO! II (1010)       ERINIKA

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DISCO QUEEN 47-1992         158  41  3  430  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 DARK TOWER 11-1702          144  68  0  408  KING'S COURT (34)          ARUAK CITY
 THE REFEREE 45-1091         133  58  4  322  AVID FANS (199)            STORMCROWE
 LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373        81  27  2  316  CONSORTIUM CRAP (1248)     ARUAK CITY
 WEDNESDAY ADDAMS 73-6043     45   5  0  307  CALENDAR GIRLS (1574)      ERINIKA
 NUMBSKULL 52-2948            52  21  2  300  OTTO'S PARTS (664)         FRATSFA
-SUPERSIZE ME 47-8110         63  46  2  251  FAST FOOD (1355)           NORTH FORK
 TRIUMPH 97-7395              54  49  5  245  CANADIAN CLASSICS (1852)   SHADOW GROVE
 G W BUSH 59-2764             70 117  2  238  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
 R BAGGIO 17-4867             37  26  2  238  ITALIAN FOOTBALL (826)     ALJAFIR
 UZI 44-1701                  54  53  1  236  BLOWN AWAY (398)           KRILL
 BEERVAHNA 60-4292            73  49  3  233  INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745)  ARADI
 AFRICAN QUEEN 47-6424        67  31  0  231  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 GRIZZ GRIMHULT 19-5083       51  47  1  229  BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1481)  ZUWAYZA
 ADAM'S APPLE 52-3203         59  32  0  222  OTTO'S PARTS (664)         FRATSFA
 SOUTHPOINT 52-3492           51  50  0  222  OHIO (1286)                FRATSFA
 PHILLIP THE BIRD 40-3708     48  37  1  218  CRUEL PET NAMES (1117)     ZENSU
 ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429          81  55  1  215  SPARF! (873)               SEAM
 MEDINA 36-7596               45  34  0  215  WORLD BLADES 7 (1977)      JHANS

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 UNCLE FESTER 59-2768         79 108  1  210  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
 KING MIDAS 59-2770           79 102  1  210  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
 KNOS THE AXE 74-4394         62  30  1  210  BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1570)  DAYLA KIV
 STAY PUFT 20-144             46  43  1  210  PHANTOM REGIMENT (1710)    SEAM
 RUBBER KNIFE 54-2038         85  62  1  206  USELESS TOOLS (552)        TROCAR
 JACK O'LANTERN 47-2762       25  15  1  206  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 KING FORADAY 47-3762        104  69  4  204  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 BASE ON BULLS 73-3101        58  31  5  204  THE BULLS (255)            ERINIKA
 INNUIT 50-3795               54  57  2  203  WORLD BLADES 12 (1773)     SNOWBOUND
-JOHN BURKETT 3-3749          27  11  2  203  BOMBAY BUMBLE BEES (1844)  OSKSI
 BRISTOL 32-5629              48  21  0  202  WORLD BLADES 4 (2047)      ARVAT
 TAMMY FAYE 39-3520           62 162  0  201  WITLESS WONDERS (1052)     XOCHITHLAN
 PIRES 7-5665                 43  22  1  200  IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (883) BONSUR
 DURANDAL 15-5798             54  38  0  199  BLADES OF DOOM (2046)      MALCORN
-EARLY MORNINGS 84-34548      62  56  0  198  THINGS I HATE 2 (1784)     BLACKSTONE
-VIKING RAIDER 54-2885        45  28  1  198  SPARF! (1139)              TROCAR
-WOLFMAN JACK 5-4594          43  10  2  198  PARTY ANIMALS (476)        KALTOS
-FIGHTER ACE 47-1189         104  70  6  197  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
-JIVE 25-624                 135  85  1  196  CRYPTICS (150)             LYRATILAN
-THE ROCK 30-4314             31  16  1  196  WRESTLMANIACS (1459)       IAYE
 NATE DOGG 16-6842            30  23  1  196  DEAD POETS SOCIETY (2079)  WILLAF
-STEVE MCQUEEN 47-3908        78  66  1  195  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
-THE LION KING 47-6360        76  23  0  195  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
-ACE OF BASE 47-6905          47  30  0  195  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 GREEN KING 21-5183           36  16  0  195  REAL BEER (859)            SUNSET
-BULL DURHAM 5-4324           96  34  1  194  PARTY ANIMALS (476)        KALTOS
 IMMOVEABLE OBJECT 59-2110    63  38  2  194  NOT QUITE (1028)           ILLIS
 GENERAL PUBLIC 31-3112       52  43  1  194  MILITARY MAYHEM (37)       CHIMLEVTAL
 LONDON QUIREBOY 59-2513      67  35  1  193  CHAPEL ROCK (1108)         ILLIS
 STARBURSTS 41-5305           22  15  5  193  CANDY (2083)               KATI-TEI
 BALDASSARE 7-6003           113  61  0  191  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
-F.O.A.D. 73-442              72  30  2  191  ALPHABET SOUP (943)        ERINIKA
-TAOS 26-4042                 65  30  2  191  HERE TO PHOENIX (871)      CALEAM
 A GROUNDSKEEPER 45-1613      59  50  1  191  AVID FANS (199)            STORMCROWE
-BULL FROG 73-4547            58  35  0  191  THE BULLS (255)            ERINIKA
 THE COUNT 50-1860            47  26  0  191  OPEN SESAME (668)          SNOWBOUND
-KENNY CHESNEY 73-5517        30  13  1  191  SUE'S BIG BOYS (1635)      ERINIKA
-MEAT 73-8119                 29  24  0  191  PORKY'S (1945)             ERINIKA

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HUNZICKER BOWL 23-4182       72  43  3  190  SKI TAOS (860)             TI
 A.O. HELL 54-2523            53  33  2  190  USELESS TOOLS (552)        TROCAR
 THAT! 21-5272                31  17  2  190  REAL BEER (859)            SUNSET
-HAIRY MONSTER 50-3436        41  27  0  189  OPEN SESAME (668)          SNOWBOUND
 TUESDAY WELD 73-6047         38  10  0  189  CALENDAR GIRLS (1574)      ERINIKA
 MATSURI 29-4256              37  34  0  188  BLACK SAMURAI (707)        LAPUR
 LAR'EH WALKER 60-5825        36  26  1  188  INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745)  ARADI
-A BOMB IN A BULL 73-503      31  18  2  188  THE BULLS (255)            ERINIKA
 BODDINGTON'S 21-5035         55  32  0  186  REAL BEER (859)            SUNSET
 TRASH CAN 50-3403            51  28  4  186  OPEN SESAME (668)          SNOWBOUND
-JANUARY JONES 73-6056        24   9  0  186  CALENDAR GIRLS (1574)      ERINIKA
 SUPER GROVER 50-3413         32  22  0  185  OPEN SESAME (668)          SNOWBOUND
 DAIRY QUEEN 47-2685         137  66  3  184  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
-DORSAL FINN 42-1662          31  22  1  183  NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC (1343) RODEKI
 ISAWA TADAKA 78-3331         28  38  2  183  L5R PHOENIX CLAN (2085)    LIN TIRIAN
-SCORPION KING 47-4718        28  14  1  183  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-RUBBER KNIFE 57-2546         72  22  2  180  USELESS TOOLS (1249)       ANDOR
 ANNE T LOCH-BRAEK 28-5587    24   7  1  180  OTTO'S MECHANICS (36)      MORYA
-KNITTED AFGHAN 73-4123       18  14  4  180  WORLDWIDE GORE (547)       ERINIKA
-BEER KHAN 73-5755            36  11  2  179  MONGOL HORDE (1631)        ERINIKA
 TICKET TAKER 45-2522         20  12  1  179  AVID FANS (199)            STORMCROWE
 FAT LIP 52-3791              39  42  1  178  OTTO'S PARTS (664)         FRATSFA
 FRENCH KISS 73-590           19  12  0  177  WORLDWIDE GORE (547)       ERINIKA
 ARMENIUS 47-9159             38  60  0  175  WHITE WOLVES (1838)        NORTH FORK
 GARGLE SPEW 45-3902          34  74  1  175  EMETICS (1030)             STORMCROWE
 JOHNNY APPLESEED 59-2767     62 125  1  174  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
-PHONELESS CORD 54-2018       60  54  0  174  USELESS TOOLS (552)        TROCAR
 JACK KNIFE 47-6694           46  34  1  174  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
-A CHEERLEADER 45-1092        29  16  2  174  AVID FANS (199)            STORMCROWE
-MARK PORTUGAL 73-348         12   4  1  174  WORLDWIDE GORE (547)       ERINIKA
-GENERAL PURPOSE 31-5124      22  16  1  173  MILITARY MAYHEM (37)       CHIMLEVTAL
 ICE CREAM MAN 51-5584        34  30  0  172  VAN DUEL (1476)            TRICORUS
 NUMEROUS OF TEXES 14-5575    25  16  0  170  PET PEEVE PHRASES (2077)   TOBIR
 HAPPY 50-3399                45  65  1  169  STRANGE TUNES (1085)       SNOWBOUND
-CUBA 26-3917                 54  36  0  163  HERE TO PHOENIX (871)      CALEAM

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-BERLIN 63-2923               13   1  1  150  WORLD BLADES (1901)        AMEN-TEI
 GAZZA 12-3538                31  13  2  146  ENGLISH FOOTBALL (1680)    RIZTAB
-DUSTIN HERMANSON 71-6133     30  21  2  146  WS ARMS '05 (1625)         KYR'TERR
 DEATHFROMABOVE 73-5766       31  11  1  142  WAY BACK WHEN (1497)       ERINIKA
 ZHOU XI 21-5151              38  40  4  140  KANO CLAN (988)            SUNSET
 OUTER SPACE 71-6093          19   5  1  139  VACANT LOTS (1872)         KYR'TERR
 BRUTUS 47-9380               29  55  3  119  WHITE WOLVES (1838)        NORTH FORK
 CHUCK BYWAY 73-9040          24  25  0  119  THIRD HIGHWAY 3 (2060)     ERINIKA
 GRATILLONIUS 47-10208        20  22  1  117  WHITE MAIMERS (1936)       NORTH FORK
 CARNIVORE PARROT 85-8440     20   4  1  116  JUNGLE JUICE (2043)        JASPER GULCH
 VALERIUS 44-1035             23  27  2  110  WHITE MAIMERS (324)        KRILL
-EXPENSES 39-4294             25  26  0  101  BASH BROS BABY (1638)      XOCHITHLAN

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-OIL SPILL 59-3161            22  33  0   99  ISLANDERS (804)            ILLIS
-VIOLA WING 50-4037           16  48  1   97  MIDDLE WAY 6 (1114)        SNOWBOUND
-TWO HEADED MONSTER 50-3993   26  15  3   96  OPEN SESAME (668)          SNOWBOUND
-BURN 47-10036                31  20  0   95  THE PURGE 209 (1935)       NORTH FORK
 GRIFFON 73-5523              17   5  0   95  AIR CANADA (1624)          ERINIKA
 WEAPON DELTA III 52-4636     19   6  1   91  PHOENIX FORCE III (2057)   FRATSFA

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ZIT 47-10348                 19   8  1   79  LAZY BOYZ (2097)           NORTH FORK
 GALLIENUS 47-4956            32  63  1   77  WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (1825)  NORTH FORK

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-HAWKINS 47-8949              20   7  0   74  SNOW FORT (2002)           NORTH FORK
 BASARA KUBIKIRI 31-7104      23  19  1   71  AVENGERS (259)             CHIMLEVTAL
 TEN IS RAQUET 47-5815        14  13  0   71  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
-CHELSEA DAGGER 45-5731       19  11  2   70  DARQUE FORCES (941)        STORMCROWE
 JULIUS 47-10206              16  25  1   70  WHITE MAIMERS (1936)       NORTH FORK
-BANANA BUFFALO 11-8714       16  12  3   63  ANIMAL FARM (1095)         ARUAK CITY
-CAPTAIN KANGAROO 31-3947     17  18  1   61  MILITARY MAYHEM (37)       CHIMLEVTAL
-MAFEE 73-9951                16   9  0   57  BILLIONS (2099)            ERINIKA
 OENOMAUS 73-7809             23  18  1   56  LUDUS MAGNUS CD (2092)     ERINIKA
-JASTROW 25-6598              17   4  0   55  WINDS OF WAR (2055)        LYRATILAN
-STARBUCKS 41-5497            17   4  0   55  NAWLINS RU2 (2100)         KATI-TEI
 FRACTURED SKULL 52-2690       5   4  0   54  OTTO'S PARTS (664)         FRATSFA
-QUEEN'S GAMBIT 15-6130       16   3  0   51  CHESS TALK (1969)          MALCORN
-STREET CAR CAFE 41-5493      15   5  0   50  NAWLINS RU2 (2100)         KATI-TEI
-RIP 72-10356                 14   5  3   50  SPACE ACTION 99 (758)      DRAGONHEAD
 BESTIARII 73-7746            21  21  0   49  LUDUS MAGNUS XIX (2096)    ERINIKA
 DODGE'EM DUDE 31-7019        22  35  1   39  AVENGERS (259)             CHIMLEVTAL
 TSUKUNE(EXPERIENCED) 71-9711 13  18  0   32  L5R PHOENIX CLAN (2094)    KYR'TERR
-FELANAHDRA 47-9617           11   7  1   18  WRATHMEN 6 (1755)          NORTH FORK

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN
ICE CREAM MAN 51-5584     34  30  0 VAN DUEL 1476          R BAGGIO 17-4867           406

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Where: Lapur DM 29
When:  Turn 1000 -- August 6th, 2024 is the due date.

Announcing Lapur's 1000th turn. Over the past 38+ years many legendary fighters and 
managers have attended the Lapurian Arena. If you are one of those managers and have a 
inactive team, send them into fight for turn 1000. If you have a tourney team in Lapur 
and need some new recruits for the next tourney, send them in to fight in the Dark 
Arena on turn 1000. Load up the Dark Arena with a page full of fights in the 
newsletter and make it memorable. For this one turn join in and celebrate the arena's 
1000th. C'mon dust off your old Lapurian warriors and send them to fight during the 
day or night for turn 1000 on August 6th!

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

HARI-KARI devastated KING MIDAS in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
A GROUNDSKEEPER was handily defeated by TRIUMPH in a 1 minute Challenge match.
A.O. HELL was devastated by G W BUSH in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
GREEN KING was bested by SOUTHPOINT in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.
BASE ON BULLS slimly won victory over TAMMY FAYE in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
ADAM'S APPLE beat BRISTOL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge brawl.
ARMENIUS was overpowered by INNUIT in a action packed 3 minute uneven Challenge melee.
GENERAL PUBLIC viciously subdued ISAWA TADAKA in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
ROWDY YOBBO overpowered NATE DOGG in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
PHILLIP THE BIRD overpowered STARBURSTS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
LAR'EH WALKER was devastated by MEDINA in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
AFRICAN QUEEN demolished DURANDAL in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
ANNE T LOCH-BRAEK defeated GARGLE SPEW in a popular 2 minute Challenge duel.
VALERIUS was devastated by JOHNNY APPLESEED in a 3 minute uneven Challenge duel.
BRUTUS was devastated by ZHOU XI in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
TEN IS RAQUET demolished BESTIARII in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
GRIFFON overpowered GALLIENUS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
FRACTURED SKULL devastated TSUKUNE(EXPERIENCED) in a 1 minute Challenge bout.
HUNZICKER BOWL was demolished by AMBER WOLFWALKER in a 1 minute uneven bout.
THAT! was handily defeated by TELGOR in a exciting 1 minute one-sided contest.
WEDNESDAY ADDAMS overpowered MATSURI in a 2 minute uneven fight.
BODDINGTON'S was beaten by VILLAINOUS INFORMER in a action packed 2 minute fight.
STAY PUFT was overpowered by DISCO QUEEN in a 2 minute one-sided bout.
UZI vanquished AMBER WOLFWALKER in a 1 minute uneven bout.
THE REFEREE handily defeated ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a exciting 3 minute uneven bout.
NUMBSKULL vanquished CRYSALIS GUARD in a popular 3 minute gruesome one-sided bout.
TRASH CAN was viciously subdued by THE BLACKSMITH in a 2 minute brutal fight.
THE COUNT was demolished by GRIZZ GRIMHULT in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
LAND OF FLUSH beat KNOS THE AXE in a action packed 4 minute brutal bout.
DARK TOWER slimly won victory over UNCLE FESTER in a popular 3 minute bloody duel.
BALDASSARE was demolished by BEERVAHNA in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
PIRES viciously subdued NUMEROUS OF TEXES in a exciting 2 minute brutal fight.
KING FORADAY slimly won victory over CRYSALIS GUARD in a action packed 3 minute match.
JACK O'LANTERN savagely defeated ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a popular 2 minute duel.
DAIRY QUEEN was demolished by GOJIRO in a exciting 3 minute gory uneven competition.
SUPER GROVER was subdued by CRYSALIS GUARD in a 3 minute duel.
FAT LIP was vanquished by CLOTTO in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
RUBBER KNIFE overcame RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory duel.
IMMOVEABLE OBJECT unbelievably bested VILLAINOUS INFORMER in a 3 minute match.
LONDON QUIREBOY overcame HAPPY in a exciting 4 minute gory match.
R BAGGIO murdered ICE CREAM MAN in a 3 minute gory uneven fight.
TUESDAY WELD savagely defeated RIRORNI COOK in a popular 4 minute bloody fray.
JACK KNIFE was viciously subdued by RIRORNI COOK in a exciting 3 minute bloody match.
TICKET TAKER was savagely defeated by CRYSALIS GUARD in a exciting 3 minute battle.
FRENCH KISS was beaten by CRYSALIS GUARD in a crowd pleasing 2 minute conflict.
GAZZA handily defeated CHUCK BYWAY in a 1 minute mismatched match.
GRATILLONIUS was demolished by OUTER SPACE in a 2 minute gory mismatched battle.
DEATHFROMABOVE devastated CARNIVORE PARROT in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BASARA KUBIKIRI bested R.O.U.S. in a 2 minute bout.
WEAPON DELTA III overpowered DODGE'EM DUDE in a popular 3 minute gory mismatched duel.
OENOMAUS was viciously subdued by JULIUS in a 2 minute bloody conflict.
TEN A. SHUSS overpowered ZIT in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  21         PARRY-STRIKE      23 -   6 -  0      79  |
|AIMED BLOW                      18         SLASHING ATTACK   24 -  17 -  0      59  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   13         AIMED BLOW        66 -  48 -  1      58  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  9         LUNGING ATTACK    53 -  45 -  0      54  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  7         TOTAL PARRY       16 -  16 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      5         PARRY-LUNGE       11 -  12 -  0      48  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     4         PARRY-RIPOSTE      7 -   8 -  0      47  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         WALL OF STEEL     24 -  29 -  0      45  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         STRIKING ATTACK   21 -  47 -  0      31  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         BASHING ATTACK     5 -  15 -  0      25  |

Turn 406 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    5 -  2     PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  3         5  AIMED BLOW     
WALL OF STEEL      7 -  6     STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  6         2  PARRY-STRIKE   
LUNGING ATTACK    11 - 10     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  3         1  WALL OF STEEL  
AIMED BLOW         9 -  9                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    
PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  2                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       HARI-KARI 73-3049         143  18  0  321 WAY TO GO! II (1010)
PARRY-STRIKE     DISCO QUEEN 47-1992       158  41  3  430 ROYAL FLUSH (10)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    DARK TOWER 11-1702        144  68  0  408 KING'S COURT (34)
PARRY-LUNGE      LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373      81  27  2  316 CONSORTIUM CRAP (1248)
SLASHING ATTACK  NUMBSKULL 52-2948          52  21  2  300 OTTO'S PARTS (664)
STRIKING ATTACK  G W BUSH 59-2764           70 117  2  238 TALL TALES (1335)
LUNGING ATTACK   BEERVAHNA 60-4292          73  49  3  233 INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745)
BASHING ATTACK   KING FORADAY 47-3762      104  69  4  204 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    MATSURI 29-4256            37  34  0  188 BLACK SAMURAI (707)
TOTAL PARRY      JOHNNY APPLESEED 59-2767   62 125  1  174 TALL TALES (1335)

The overall popularity leader is DISCO QUEEN 47-1992.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was TAMMY FAYE 39-3520.  The ten other most popular fighters were HAPPY 50-3399, 
THE REFEREE 45-1091, TUESDAY WELD 73-6047, INNUIT 50-3795, LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373, 
KNOS THE AXE 74-4394, JOHNNY APPLESEED 59-2767, JACK O'LANTERN 47-2762, G W BUSH 
59-2764, and GENERAL PUBLIC 31-3112.

The least popular fighter this week was CHUCK BYWAY 73-9040.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were FAT LIP 52-3791, GALLIENUS 47-4956, BESTIARII 73-7746, ZIT 
47-10348, CARNIVORE PARROT 85-8440, GRATILLONIUS 47-10208, BALDASSARE 7-6003, STAY 
PUFT 20-144, MATSURI 29-4256, and THAT! 21-5272.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
BONSUR(7)            1  1 0  LAPUR(29)            0  1 0  TRICORUS(51)         0  1 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       2  0 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       2  1 0  FRATSFA(52)          5  1 0  
RIZTAB(12)           1  0 0  ARVAT(32)            0  1 0  TROCAR(54)           1  1 0  
TOBIR(14)            0  1 0  JHANS(36)            1  0 0  ILLIS(59)            4  2 0  
MALCORN(15)          0  1 0  XOCHITHLAN(39)       0  1 0  ARADI(60)            1  1 0  
WILLAF(16)           0  1 0  ZENSU(40)            1  0 0  KYR'TERR(71)         1  1 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          1  0 1  KATI-TEI(41)         0  1 0  ERINIKA(73)          6  4 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          1  0 0  KRILL(44)            1  1 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        0  1 0  
SEAM(20)             1  1 0  STORMCROWE(45)       1  3 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       0  1 0  
SUNSET(21)           1  3 0  NORTH FORK(47)       7  7 0  JASPER GULCH(85)     0  1 0  
TI(23)               0  1 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        1  4 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     1  0 0  
MORYA(28)            1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PIRES 7-5665                43  22  1  200  IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (883) BONSUR
 DARK TOWER 11-1702         144  68  0  408  KING'S COURT (34)          ARUAK CITY
 GAZZA 12-3538               31  13  2  146  ENGLISH FOOTBALL (1680)    RIZTAB
 NUMEROUS OF TEXES 14-5575   25  16  0  170  PET PEEVE PHRASES (2077)   TOBIR
 DURANDAL 15-5798            54  38  0  199  BLADES OF DOOM (2046)      MALCORN
 NATE DOGG 16-6842           30  23  1  196  DEAD POETS SOCIETY (2079)  WILLAF
 R BAGGIO 17-4867            37  26  2  238  ITALIAN FOOTBALL (826)     ALJAFIR
 GRIZZ GRIMHULT 19-5083      51  47  1  229  BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1481)  ZUWAYZA
 ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429         81  55  1  215  SPARF! (873)               SEAM
 GREEN KING 21-5183          36  16  0  195  REAL BEER (859)            SUNSET
 HUNZICKER BOWL 23-4182      72  43  3  190  SKI TAOS (860)             TI
 ANNE T LOCH-BRAEK 28-5587   24   7  1  180  OTTO'S MECHANICS (36)      MORYA
 MATSURI 29-4256             37  34  0  188  BLACK SAMURAI (707)        LAPUR
 GENERAL PUBLIC 31-3112      52  43  1  194  MILITARY MAYHEM (37)       CHIMLEVTAL
 BRISTOL 32-5629             48  21  0  202  WORLD BLADES 4 (2047)      ARVAT
 MEDINA 36-7596              45  34  0  215  WORLD BLADES 7 (1977)      JHANS
 TAMMY FAYE 39-3520          62 162  0  201  WITLESS WONDERS (1052)     XOCHITHLAN
 PHILLIP THE BIRD 40-3708    48  37  1  218  CRUEL PET NAMES (1117)     ZENSU
 STARBURSTS 41-5305          22  15  5  193  CANDY (2083)               KATI-TEI
 UZI 44-1701                 54  53  1  236  BLOWN AWAY (398)           KRILL
 THE REFEREE 45-1091        133  58  4  322  AVID FANS (199)            STORMCROWE
 DISCO QUEEN 47-1992        158  41  3  430  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 INNUIT 50-3795              54  57  2  203  WORLD BLADES 12 (1773)     SNOWBOUND
 ICE CREAM MAN 51-5584       34  30  0  172  VAN DUEL (1476)            TRICORUS
 NUMBSKULL 52-2948           52  21  2  300  OTTO'S PARTS (664)         FRATSFA
 RUBBER KNIFE 54-2038        85  62  1  206  USELESS TOOLS (552)        TROCAR
 G W BUSH 59-2764            70 117  2  238  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
 BEERVAHNA 60-4292           73  49  3  233  INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745)  ARADI

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 OUTER SPACE 71-6093         19   5  1  139  VACANT LOTS (1872)         KYR'TERR
 HARI-KARI 73-3049          143  18  0  321  WAY TO GO! II (1010)       ERINIKA
 KNOS THE AXE 74-4394        62  30  1  210  BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1570)  DAYLA KIV
 ISAWA TADAKA 78-3331        28  38  2  183  L5R PHOENIX CLAN (2085)    LIN TIRIAN
 CARNIVORE PARROT 85-8440    20   4  1  116  JUNGLE JUICE (2043)        JASPER GULCH
 TRIUMPH 97-7395             54  49  5  245  CANADIAN CLASSICS (1852)   SHADOW GROVE

                                     GREEN VALLEY

Green Valley, DM 87, will be opening soon!  This arena will process on a two-week 
cycle.  Orders for inaugural battles are due on September 11, 2024.

Storm Point, DM 86 will be closed to new teams, effective August 31. Any new teams 
that arrive after that will be rerouted to Green Valley.  DM 86 will continue to 
process on its normal cycle and teams may continue to add new replacement warriors as 
necessary.

                                          -- RSI