ADVANCED DUELMASTERS

Date   : 02/14/2004    Duedate: 02/27/2004

LIRIN KIV

DM-107    TURN-241

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 OVERLORDS 20/239       49   27  3 64.5      DARK TOADS 75/262                     
    THE STORMGUARDS 31/244                    5 DARKLINGS 74/207      707  711  6 49.9
  2 SUNNYLAND 40/284      278  245  3 53.2      SKAITHVARN 51/116                     
    MUTANT LEAGUE II 82/257                   6 SCARLET KNIGHT 75/42  473  561  6 45.7
    BATTLE SCHOOL 65/216                        SCARLET KNIGHTS 70/64                 
    BLENDING ENTHRONED 38/264                   SCARLET KNIGHTS 99/19                 
    1988 DODGERS 74/278                         THE DRAGON FIST 78/30                 
    LITTLE EARTHQUAKES 65/215                 7 HOLY SLAUGHTER 11/49  123  164  3 42.9
    SPLIT INFINITY 65/226                       SANGUINE SAINTS 65/24                 
    CHEYSULI & LIR 74/222                       THE WASTING FIELD 33/265              
    DOOMSDAY4DOOMCORPS 65/227                 8 SAND DANCERS 76/38   1507 2021 19 42.7
  3 PARANOIA 65/281         9    8  0 52.9      SAND DANCERS 51/253                   
    PARANOID ASYLUM 75/282                      SAND DANCERS 74/36                    
  4 DARK TOADS 9/275       95   88  1 51.9      SAND DANCERS 65/78                    
    DARK TOADS 78/276                           SAND DANCERS 78/43                    
    TOADS OF AMBER III 82/274                   SAND DANCERS 46/270                   
    LADY OF THE GLEN 1/272                    9 SLYTHERIN HOU 74/277    8   11  0 42.1
    DARK TOADS 65/283                        10 ROOT OF ALL E 74/108   57   90  2 38.8

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 240): LUMBERING WAIF of HAPLESS WAIF (Berylstar, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 481): B.S. of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 481): WINDOW WING SIGN of PISSED PIZZA GUYS (wuapinmon, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 474): ROBERT BYRD of THE DEMOCRATS (Al Gore, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 470): TAZZY TIGER of AUSSIE KILLERS (THawk, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 470): SIAMESE SPY of KITTY KONSPIRACY (Poison Ivy, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 471): SARINA of GOLDEN CANYON (Klondike Kate, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 467): SONIC TACO of TRIP OUT (Angus, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 432): CMOT DIBBLER of THE DISC (Technogeek, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 425): PELICAN of BIRDS (JE, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 419): OPURT of DEATHTONGUE (Technogeek, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 187): RED EYE of ASSASSIN NATION (Ghab, mgr.)
 DM  60 ARADI (turn 330): LIGHTNING IX of DEATH STUDS VII (Death Stud, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 319): ELENA of SITTIN' ON ACES (Generalissimo Puerco, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 142): TOMB of SHADOW GOLD (Shadowgate, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 367): SNOWY OWL of CALL OF THE WILD from KYR'TERR (Poison Ivy)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 240): PHOENIX FIRE (Bobby Bigfoot, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 481): THE BLUES (Keldon Blackfang, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 481): THE DOGHOUSE (Leeta, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 474): CONSPIRACY INC. (Damion, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 470): AUSSIE KILLERS (THawk, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 470): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Leeta, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 471): HEADBANGERS (Sablon-O-Vlad, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 467): I TRAINED THEM (Soultaker, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 432): BEYOND THE PALE (Leeta, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 425): WANDERERS (Leeta, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 419): DEATHTONGUE (Technogeek, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 187): ASSASSIN NATION (Ghab, mgr.)
 DM  60 ARADI (turn 330): 4000 BLOWS (Nuln, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 319): SAFE HAVEN (Keldon Blackfang, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 142): SHADOW GOLD (Shadowgate, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 367): DA AFRO, etc. (?, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 240): LUMBERING WAIF of HAPLESS WAIF (Berylstar, mgr.)
               (turn 239): ABYSS of PHANTOM FORCES 2 (The Catalyst, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 481): B.S. of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
                   (turn 480): RICK DERRIS of VIEW ASKEW (Angus, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 472): MONTY PYTHON of SERPENTINE INC. (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 470): CURTIS JOSEPH of THE MC5 (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 471): SARINA of GOLDEN CANYON (Klondike Kate, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 467): SONIC TACO of TRIP OUT (Angus, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 425): SKOWIE of SPRINGFIELD XIII (Snotman, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 419): OPURT of DEATHTONGUE (Technogeek, mgr.)
                 (turn 418): BANANA JR of DEATHTONGUE (Technogeek, mgr.)
 DM  60 ARADI (turn 329): ACHONDROPLASIA of ELOQUENT KNIGHTS (Soultaker, mgr.)
                          LLLENGEANCE of LUROCIANS VI (The Greek Guy, mgr.)

                                 THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
                       Reflections by the Champion of the Horn

      A good try, Fengar, and I would have yielded the throne and the Horn to you
(had you been able to take them from me), but it was not to be.  I wonder if I could
be accumulating something like "advanced political points" which are pushing me
toward induction?  I hope not, but it is, as I well know, a vain hope in many ways.
Not the advanced political points perhaps, but the impending induction.  That looms.
I would much rather go home and engage in desperate adventures than remain here and
get sucked into Primus.

                                         Deanjli tyl Rhu

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Olaf Modeen remembers this place well.  Does that thrill you and make you feel 
all warm and fuzzy?  What I want to know is, when was he here?  Did he sneak in one 
day when I wasn't looking?  I mean to discover the inner secrets of this!
     But not today.  Today, we have, as usual, a few fights.
     Darklings was Most Avoided, by Dark Toads.  Probably a case of like poles 
repelling each other.
     Tairikia was Most Challenged.
     There were twenty-six fights, including three involving standbys.  That is, 
twenty-six we're going to take note of.  Actually, the other standbys fought each 
other, to keep their hands, feet, and elbows in, but we pretend we don't notice.  
Eight of those fights were challenge matches, and one of them involved a tv 
challenge.
     The longest fight was fourteen minutes, which is respectably wrong, I mean, 
long.  To the warriors involved goes a chocolate covered peanut apiece.
     If somebody died, I missed the note but will probably run across it below.  And 
if not, I won't run across it below.  These things always balance out.

     SHEN (65-4973) (19-10-0,81) of BATTLE SCHOOL fought UNEMPLOYED PERSON (107-5) 
(0-0-0,70) of Miscellaneous Fans.  SHEN was viciously subdued by UNEMPLOYED PERSON in 
an exciting 3 minute gory duel.  Thus leading to an invitation to work for the 
Unemployed Person.  Rumor has it that this fearsome standby refused the job offer, 
saying that such by-the-clock activity was beneath him.
     JAY HOWELL (74-3177) (18-11-0,67) of 1988 DODGERS fought UNEMPLOYED PERSON (107-
5) (0-0-0,70) of Miscellaneous Fans.  JAY HOWELL vanquished UNEMPLOYED PERSON in an 
action packed 1 minute one-sided fray.  Whereupon, another warrior turned around and 
trashed the arrogant and lazy Unemployed Person, to loud cheers from all.
     LADY BLUE (65-4777) (17-12-0,90) of SPLIT INFINITY fought CAPTURED PIRATE KING 
(107-2) (0-0-0,30) of Miscellaneous Fans.  LADY BLUE savagely defeated CAPTURED 
PIRATE KING in a 2 minute brutal melee.  We have a very low class of Captured Pirate 
Kings here.  Most of them couldn't fight their way out of paper bags, in the unlikely 
event that such activity was required.  This is why they were captured, of course.  
They were lured into paper bags by pieces of eight, and also pieces of nine and ten, 
and the bags were close by springs, whereupon, as noted above, they couldn't fight 
their way out.
     TIRYA (46-3594) (22-32-0,80) of SAND DANCERS fought FLIGHT (75-2606) (21-14-
2,73) of PARANOID ASYLUM.  TIRYA was overpowered by FLIGHT in a popular 1 minute one-
sided duel.  Excellent work, Flight!  You seem to have gotten the instinctive 
reaction right this time.  Fight, not flight, for the fighter Flight.
     KING LOVE (40-3748) (19-16-2,87) of SUNNYLAND fought DISORDER (65-6419) (19-9-
1,52) of PARANOIA.  KING LOVE overpowered DISORDER in an exciting 1 minute uneven 
fight.  The King obviously loves order.  As do many of us, within reason.  Complete 
and perfect order, of course, is a different matter.  Deadly stuff, if carried to 
extremes.
     ENDER (65-4971) (38-37-0,175) of BATTLE SCHOOL fought TORYN TYL DAGEDA (74-2777) 
(57-52-4,120) of SAND DANCERS.  ENDER bested TORYN TYL DAGEDA in an exciting 4 minute 
bout.  Thereby preserving Ender's winning record, which was in a delicate state, and 
further imperiling Toryn's, but after all, she IS a Sand Dancer.  She isn't SUPPOSED 
to have a winning record.
     TAIRIKIA (51-4247) (61-71-0,179) of SAND DANCERS fought ZALMARDARIN (78-312) 
(40-79-3,144) of THE DRAGON FIST.  TAIRIKIA demolished ZALMARDARIN in an action 
packed 2 minute gruesome uneven bout.  Ah... this is "Most Challenged Tairikia" here?  
Odd how she ended up in a random match, then.  But, of course, life is filled with 
oddness.
     TRAM SATANS BLOOD (65-1106) (62-59-2,183) of SANGUINE SAINTS fought JAMMIES (74-
2829) (57-52-1,161) of DARKLINGS.  TRAM SATANS BLOOD was viciously subdued by JAMMIES 
in a popular 2 minute bout.  Ooo, vicious!  Jammies if VICIOUS!  This is shocking, 
like a vicious teddy bear!  Whatever shall we do?
     WINSTON (75-2600) (40-18-0,185) of DARK TOADS fought TALON WARSMITH (99-101) 
(56-86-8,191) of SCARLET KNIGHTS.  WINSTON was savagely defeated by TALON WARSMITH in 
a crowd pleasing 2 minute fight.  Word has it that Talon, a Dwarf, is rabidly anti-
Toad, because of something unpleasant that happened in a mine shaft once.  I've never 
been able to dig out the details.  Any clues, anybody?
     DARKMOON BLACKFELL (75-862) (77-65-3,202) of SCARLET KNIGHTS fought SEMIRHAGE 
(74-1712) (34-36-2,163) of ROOT OF ALL EVIL.  DARKMOON BLACKFELL overpowered 
SEMIRHAGE in an exciting 1 minute one-sided match.  I haven't checked (sorry) today 
to see if these Scarlet Knights have finished their stealthing.  If not, I think 
everybody should either avoid them or challenge them till they appear in the rankings 
again!  Of course, it isn't likely that they'd notice either way....
     ALIX (74-2701) (28-13-0,207) of CHEYSULI & LIR fought CORT NIGHTJEWEL (78-196) 
(48-67-0,199) of THE DRAGON FIST.  ALIX devastated CORT NIGHTJEWEL in a 3 minute one-
sided brawl.  Amazing, the way women go for jewels, eh?  She was all over Cort like a 
shark, nipping off here a ruby, there a sapphire, a bit of diamond paving somewhere 
else.
     KYRLANIA (70-2327) (57-86-1,187) of SCARLET KNIGHTS fought NORMANDY (65-4916) 
(23-17-3,199) of DOOMSDAY4DOOMCORPS.  KYRLANIA was beaten by NORMANDY in a 2 minute 
brawl.  And Kyrlania isn't even a Doomcorps warrior.  It must be doomsday for all 
kinds of warriors.
     THE QUICKLING (70-1669) (45-110-2,187) of SCARLET KNIGHTS fought *LEATHER* (65-
3336) (28-21-3,188) of LITTLE EARTHQUAKES.  THE QUICKLING was overpowered by 
*LEATHER* in a 1 minute uneven struggle.  At least the Quickling usually manages to 
lose quickly, so that the fans have time to order out for pizza and beer.
     DEADBOLT (70-1664) (70-92-2,190) of SCARLET KNIGHTS fought BAT (74-2742) (66-71-
1,185) of DARKLINGS.  DEADBOLT unbelievably bested BAT in a popular 3 minute gruesome 
conflict.  Ooo-Kay.  Does this mean I don't have to believe it?  Even though I saw it 
with my own (and the recorder's) eyes?  And anyway, what's not to believe?  Deadbeat, 
er, I mean, DeadBOLT was higher ranked, more experienced, all that kind of stuff.  
Why not the winner?
     ALYAHOODI (11-2219) (53-69-1,182) of HOLY SLAUGHTER fought SMOLDER DARKSUN (78-
513) (62-58-3,168) of THE DRAGON FIST.  ALYAHOODI was savagely defeated by SMOLDER 
DARKSUN in a 14 minute match.  Our longest fight, and you'll note that, though it was 
"savage," it is not recorded as "action packed," "exciting," or "crowd-pleasing."  
That tells you something right there.  Oh, and it wasn't, apparently, mis-matched.
     RUSTLING BREEZE (33-6478) (31-29-1,191) of THE WASTING FIELD fought NIGHTFALL 
(74-2421) (84-89-2,210) of DARKLINGS.  RUSTLING BREEZE was murdered by NIGHTFALL in a 
1 minute mismatched competition.  Oops!  This is a DEATH, at the hands of Nightfall 
(Moonrise) or Darklings.  A case, so to speak, of night falling on Rustling Breeze.
     NIGHTCAP (74-2745) (59-77-0,216) of DARKLINGS fought TREMERE (9-4915) (30-4-
0,195) of DARK TOADS.  NIGHTCAP was handily defeated by TREMERE in an exciting 1 
minute one-sided bout.  Good to see the Toad back on the winning side, though I mean 
no particular disrespect to Nightcap in saying that.

     And the challenge matches:
     VINCENT CRABBE (74-3498) (19-11-2,59) of SLYTHERIN HOUSE challenged MIDNIGHT 
FAITH (75-2651) (21-14-1,59) of PARANOID ASYLUM.  Straight across.  VINCENT CRABBE 
slimly lost to MIDNIGHT FAITH in a popular 4 minute Challenge duel.  Does this mean 
that Vincent lacked faith?  Especially, one presumes, in the middle of the night.  Or 
that he is slim rather than sturdy?
     WAIS (65-6447) (15-15-0,56) of DARK TOADS challenged DAMORETH STENN (65-6105) 
(33-31-0,83) of SAND DANCERS.  Up 17, I think.  WAIS was overpowered by DAMORETH 
STENN in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.  Amazing, the way Damoreth is hanging 
onto his winning record!  The bookies are taking bets as to how long he'll be able to 
keep this up.  Starting a pool on his fall into loserdom.  Enroll now.
     TOM RIDDLE (74-3501) (22-7-2,126) of SLYTHERIN HOUSE challenged VALLANT (38-
4151) (32-13-2,133) of BLENDING ENTHRONED.  Up 7.  TOM RIDDLE was viciously subdued 
by VALLANT in a 2 minute Challenge match.  And here we thought Tom knew the answers.  
Looks like there was one that escaped him.
     SHYLOCK (75-2602) (31-28-1,170) of DARK TOADS challenged INIGO MONTOYA (74-1611) 
(42-47-4,183) of ROOT OF ALL EVIL.  Up 13.  SHYLOCK was bested by INIGO MONTOYA in a 
popular 1 minute Challenge duel.  I have a note here from the Scribe who says that 
this loss is NOT due to Shylock being temporarily suspended between dimensions.  We 
all have our own opinions about that.
     TEMPUS (31-538) (33-32-0,165) of THE STORMGUARDS challenged JON SNOW (78-2389) 
(22-2-1,173) of DARK TOADS.  Up 8.  TEMPUS was devastated by JON SNOW in an exciting 
2 minute one-sided Challenge fight.  Yes, I've heard there's been plenty of Snow on 
the ground of late.  Not the time (yet) to look for a thaw.
     FENGAR II (20-61) (105-78-2,198) of OVERLORDS challenged BRAND (82-13289) (16-
12-1,200) of TOADS OF AMBER III.  Up 2.  FENGAR II defeated BRAND in a crowd pleasing 
1 minute Challenge duel.  So tell us, Fengar, is it TRUE that if you rub Brand on the 
head, he will emit sparks?
     ZALGOR PRIGG (82-15204) (23-11-0,194) of MUTANT LEAGUE II challenged KHORA THE 
SMALL (78-519) (103-132-3,229) of SAND DANCERS.  Up 35.  ZALGOR PRIGG was vanquished 
by KHORA THE SMALL in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.  You think Khora's going to 
give up her top basher's slot easily, Zalgor?  As if!
     AMPLITUR (65-6440) (16-5-1,89) of DARK TOADS TV challenged DARLINA (74-2995) 
(27-17-2,95) of SAND DANCERS.  Up 6.  AMPLITUR devastated DARLINA in a 1 minute 
mismatched Challenge fight.  And congratulations to Amplitur for having a TV 
challenge in the first place and using it.

     And for the Horn, a random match:
     DEANJLI TYL RHU (76-1970) (82-56-0,298) of SAND DANCERS fought CYLADIA (51-1122) 
(90-99-0,250) of SKAITHVARN.  DEANJLI TYL RHU vanquished CYLADIA in an exciting 1 
minute one-sided Title fight.  Hardly a fight at all, but thanks go to both you 
ladies for showing up.
                                                       This has been Larkin talkin'

CHAMPION OF THE HORN          W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DEANJLI TYL RHU 76-1970     83  56  0  309  SAND DANCERS (38)          SIMTAKKA

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 NIGHTFALL 74-2421           85  89  3  256  DARKLINGS (207)            DAIYLA KIV
 KHORA THE SMALL 78-519     104 132  3  244  SAND DANCERS (43)          LIN TIRIAN
 ALIX 74-2701                29  13  0  218  CHEYSULI & LIR (222)       DAIYLA KIV

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TREMERE 9-4915              31   4  0  209  DARK TOADS (275)           ZUKAL
 TALON WARSMITH 99-101       57  86  8  208  SCARLET KNIGHTS (19)       SOUTH RIDGE
 FENGAR II 20-61            106  78  2  207  OVERLORDS (239)            SEAM
 DARKMOON BLACKFELL 75-862   78  65  3  204  SCARLET KNIGHTS (42)       JADE MOUNTAIN
 NORMANDY 65-4916            24  17  3  202  DOOMSDAY4DOOMCORPS (227)   DAL SHANG
 BRAND 82-13289              16  13  1  201  TOADS OF AMBER III (274)   DWES EG
 *LEATHER* 65-3336           29  21  3  199  LITTLE EARTHQUAKES (215)   DAL SHANG
 CYLADIA 51-1122             90 100  0  197  SKAITHVARN (116)           TRICORUS
 DEADBOLT 70-1664            71  92  2  197  SCARLET KNIGHTS (64)       SENTERN
 NIGHTCAP 74-2745            59  78  0  194  DARKLINGS (207)            DAIYLA KIV
 CORT NIGHTJEWEL 78-196      48  68  0  194  THE DRAGON FIST (30)       LIN TIRIAN
 INIGO MONTOYA 74-1611       43  47  4  190  ROOT OF ALL EVIL (108)     DAIYLA KIV
 KYRLANIA 70-2327            57  87  1  188  SCARLET KNIGHTS (64)       SENTERN
 ZALGOR PRIGG 82-15204       23  12  0  186  MUTANT LEAGUE II (257)     DWES EG
 JON SNOW 78-2389            23   2  1  185  DARK TOADS (276)           LIN TIRIAN
 BAT 74-2742                 66  72  1  184  DARKLINGS (207)            DAIYLA KIV
 RUSTLING BREEZE 33-6478     31  30  1  184  THE WASTING FIELD (265)    NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 TAIRIKIA 51-4247            62  71  0  183  SAND DANCERS (253)         TRICORUS
 JAMMIES 74-2829             58  52  1  182  DARKLINGS (207)            DAIYLA KIV
 WINSTON 75-2600             40  19  0  182  DARK TOADS (262)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 SMOLDER DARKSUN 78-513      63  58  3  181  THE DRAGON FIST (30)       LIN TIRIAN
-ROBERTO LEATHAM 65-6232     28  29  1  181  SPLIT INFINITY (226)       DAL SHANG

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE QUICKLING 70-1669       45 111  2  179  SCARLET KNIGHTS (64)       SENTERN
 ENDER 65-4971               39  37  0  177  BATTLE SCHOOL (216)        DAL SHANG
 ALYAHOODI 11-2219           53  70  1  172  HOLY SLAUGHTER (49)        ARUAK CITY
 TRAM SATANS BLOOD 65-1106   62  60  2  169  SANGUINE SAINTS (24)       DAL SHANG
 SHYLOCK 75-2602             31  29  1  169  DARK TOADS (262)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 SEMIRHAGE 74-1712           34  37  2  165  ROOT OF ALL EVIL (108)     DAIYLA KIV
 TEMPUS 31-538               33  33  0  163  THE STORMGUARDS (244)      CHIMLEVTAL

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 VALLANT 38-4151             33  13  2  147  BLENDING ENTHRONED (264)   CLIFFHOME
 ZALMARDARIN 78-312          40  80  3  143  THE DRAGON FIST (30)       LIN TIRIAN
 TORYN TYL DAGEDA 74-2777    57  53  4  133  SAND DANCERS (36)          DAIYLA KIV
 TOM RIDDLE 74-3501          22   8  2  131  SLYTHERIN HOUSE (277)      DAIYLA KIV

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 AMPLITUR 65-6440            17   5  1  100  DARK TOADS (283)           DAL SHANG
-MARIAN OF RAVENSKEE 1-6882  23  16  0   97  LADY OF THE GLEN (272)     MORDANT
 KING LOVE 40-3748           20  16  2   94  SUNNYLAND (284)            ZENSU
 LADY BLUE 65-4777           18  12  0   92  SPLIT INFINITY (226)       DAL SHANG

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 FLIGHT 75-2606              22  14  2   88  PARANOID ASYLUM (282)      JADE MOUNTAIN
 DAMORETH STENN 65-6105      34  31  0   87  SAND DANCERS (78)          DAL SHANG

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DARLINA 74-2995             27  18  2   85  SAND DANCERS (36)          DAIYLA KIV
 JAY HOWELL 74-3177          19  11  0   80  1988 DODGERS (278)         DAIYLA KIV
 MIDNIGHT FAITH 75-2651      22  14  1   71  PARANOID ASYLUM (282)      JADE MOUNTAIN
 SHEN 65-4973                19  11  0   70  BATTLE SCHOOL (216)        DAL SHANG
 TIRYA 46-3594               22  33  0   68  SAND DANCERS (270)         ARDIVENT
 VINCENT CRABBE 74-3498      19  12  2   57  SLYTHERIN HOUSE (277)      DAIYLA KIV
 WAIS 65-6447                15  16  0   54  DARK TOADS (283)           DAL SHANG
 DISORDER 65-6419            19  10  1   52  PARANOIA (281)             DAL SHANG

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN
RUSTLING BREEZE 33-6478    31  30  1 THE WASTING FIELD 265  NIGHTFALL 74-2421      241

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Deanjli Tyl Rhu -- Well fought.  You were tougher than some of the Gate monsters I
fought. -- Fengar II

Toryn Tyl Dageda -- I really needed that win.  If I continue to get a few now and
then I'll remain active.  Otherwise The Icelord says I will retire and move onto
Council business. -- Tempus

Jon Snow -- That was a brave challenge but I guess you got unlucky, not to learn
anything which I assume was what you wanted.  Sorry to give you your second loss.
Wow!  A warrior of your style making it to the isle with just one loss on record!
Have you fought in a lot of tourneys? -- Nightcap

Tremere -- It's embarrassing to win against someone with less than one-fifth my
number of fights.  That was hardly fair to you, to be matched against me.  Still, at
least you got some benefit from it. -- Cyladia

Inigo -- I think a change in one's training regimen is always in order, no matter how
well it may be working.  Variation is the fuel of the soul.  I rearrange my furniture
every third day, and the only time I don't love it is when I'm trying to get to the
kitchen for a glass of water in the middle of the night. -- Cyladia

Darkmoon Blackfell -- That was a really good fight, wasn't it?  I mean yeah, I was
the only one that got hit, but I thought we were both brilliant. -- Bat

The Quickling -- You need to eat more vegetables.  Fiber will free up those reflexes.
-- Nightfall

Semirhage -- Just be glad you didn't fight my teammate Nightingale (who got booted
upstairs to Primus).  Talk about ringing ears! -- Nightfall

Rustling Breeze -- Congratulations on maxing, but hey, don't fight me again.  Can't
you see I'm hanging onto a winning record by the skin of my teeth? -- Jammies

Toryn tyl Dageda -- Well, I don't believe in Dagedas, but I still see them around
town and sometimes they beat me up. -- Jammies

Okay, I think I am just about organized here.  I will be running these seven for a
while and hand writing personals as I seem to space out everything magical like "e"
mail so it never gets done (I am Adantri after all and magic is STRICTLY FORBIDDEN.)
-- Zalgor Prigg, who will be fighting for his stable

It's been a real long time since I saw this place...why are all my old friends gone
or waaaayyyy up there at the top? -- Shen, dazed and confused

This place could sure use a Lady, so now that Stile is gone I think that will be
me.... -- Lady Blue, avoiding any possible impropriety

I was told by a rival's manager that I should be retired...I cannot abide such talk
so here I am!  Where is that Winston anyway? -- Ender

"The Lady" thinks this place needs her?  I know what you boys really need and it is
not her!  See you on the sands...and maybe after if I like you. -- *Leather*

I'm working on bringing my woman to the arena so you stay far away from me Ms.
Leather!  Hope to see you soon, Tamma. -- Vallant

Actually I am the King of a very small kingdom called Sunnyland; my name just happens
to be love...my parents were kinda strange, for royalty. -- King Love

Brand -- Count on a toad to be such a...well, a TOAD. -- Tairikia
P.S.  Oh, all right, good fight.
P.P.S.  Hmm, the jewel in YOUR head is polished Itrilian amber.  Very attractive, and
the lighting that flashes from it when you rub your forehead is, um, striking.

Disorder -- Ah, but you see, we must have ORDER here. -- Tirya
P.S.  (embarrassed look)  I'm REALLY not Andorian.  I just get dumped there for a few
turns after Simtakka arena closed.

Midnight Faith -- (recoiling)  How did you do that? -- Damroeth Stenn
P.S.  I don't know where they got the "fallen foe" bit.  You didn't fall.  I noticed
that.  On your feet the whole time.  I was, of course, glad to give you a hand
getting out of the arena and into the Infirmary, and I was even glad to stand by and
fend off those GHOULS of orderlies they have here.  But you did not fall.

Flight -- Next time it comes to a "fight or flight" decision, try "fight." -- Darlina

Deadbolt -- Pah. -- Khora the Small

Tempus -- How odd.  The Commission says you're a Karnhorn, but you don't look like
one. -- Toryn tyl Dageda

Jammies -- (suspicious look)  I've heard about you and your "quiet cup of chamat"
thing.  It's all a trick to get me to join you in "something more comfortable," isn't
it? -- Toryn tyl Dageda

16 January 2004
                                    CHAOTIC WINDS
     Once, long ago, the four Winds of Time descended upon Alastari like a TEMPEST of
epic proportions, they slew everything within their all-encompassing reach.  They
left nothing.  In their wake lay smoldering ruins.
     In their haste they sped towards the center of this great land like a colossal
giant would step across an ocean.  The four storms picked up momentum on their way
towards each other.  A collision was eminent.
     The first storm wind, the oldest and wisest of the four was named APEXALUS.  The
second, FLAGGSTAFF, was the quickest and loudest entity ever created.  The third Wind
of Time was MATRIATIN, neither old or young, quick or slow, but fierce and feisty all
the same.  The forth wind, ASSAMITHIUS, the youngest yet most creative in its means
of destruction.
     When finally they merged at the center of ALASTARI, an incredible destructive
explosion occurred.  And when the smoke and debris cleared they were one.  CHAOS was
born.
     And Chaos spread across the diminished lands reeking havoc and doom with its
passing, and destroying allover again that which already lay in ruin.

F E A R    C H A O S    I N C.
M A T R I X

28 January 2004
All -- I send out this invitation to all teams and managers.  A new Alliance has been
formed.  The Living Essences Alliance is being formed to join forces in an effort to
eliminate common foes and to help the joined warriors grow and learn to the best of
their abilities by offering suggestions and advice.  It doesn't matter what arena
you're in, or if you're in another alliance already, as of today.  This Alliance is
open to one and all!  If you are interested in joining, please DIPLO me, or send a
personal ad to DM 93's newsletter.  If you wish to join beyond March 2004, send a PA
to DM 82.  Come join the fun! -- Dagan LifeGiver, mgr. Shadow Warriors (DM 93)

28 January 2004
This notice is to formally introduce our young alliance, CHAOS INC.  We consist of
APEX, FLAGG, MATRIX, ASSAMITE, and now RUDE BUDDHA.  If we aren't already there, we
WILL be coming to an arena near you soon!  Hope to see you all at the ZALCON II.

4 February 2004
Greeting from Jhans, DM 36 -- In 2 turns the kLk will host our first annual "St.
Valentines Day Massacre" in Jhans, arena 36.  (Kill Contest)  The contest will begin
on turn 450.  It will run for 10 turns.  On turn 461 the winners will be announced.
There will be 3 separate categories, the team with the most kills, the alliance with
the most kills, and the warrior with the most kills.  For the manager of the team
with the most kills a PRIZE of 10 ROLL-UPS will be rewarded (or $50 deposited into
his account).  No need to declare yourself in the personals.  If you are in DM 36,
you will be part of the contest whether you like it or not.  We encourage as much
trash talk as you'd like.  All teams, managers, and alliances invited.  Please
contact Polarius (mgr. of Blitzkrieg) in DM 36 with questions.  Or you can email me
at jamieptmo@hotmail.com.  Good luck and see you in the sands. -- Polarius

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

AMPLITUR devastated DARLINA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
ZALGOR PRIGG was vanquished by KHORA THE SMALL in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
FENGAR II defeated BRAND in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge duel.
TEMPUS was devastated by JON SNOW in a exciting 2 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
SHYLOCK was bested by INIGO MONTOYA in a popular 1 minute Challenge duel.
TOM RIDDLE was viciously subdued by VALLANT in a 2 minute Challenge match.
WAIS was overpowered by DAMORETH STENN in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
VINCENT CRABBE slimly lost to MIDNIGHT FAITH in a popular 4 minute Challenge duel.
DEANJLI TYL RHU vanquished CYLADIA in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Title fight.
NIGHTCAP was handily defeated by TREMERE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
RUSTLING BREEZE was murdered by NIGHTFALL in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
ALYAHOODI was savagely defeated by SMOLDER DARKSUN in a 14 minute match.
DEADBOLT unbelievably bested BAT in a popular 3 minute gruesome conflict.
THE QUICKLING was overpowered by *LEATHER* in a 1 minute uneven struggle.
KYRLANIA was beaten by NORMANDY in a 2 minute brawl.
ALIX devastated CORT NIGHTJEWEL in a 3 minute one-sided brawl.
DARKMOON BLACKFELL overpowered SEMIRHAGE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided match.
WINSTON was savagely defeated by TALON WARSMITH in a crowd pleasing 2 minute fight.
TRAM SATANS BLOOD was viciously subdued by JAMMIES in a popular 2 minute bout.
TAIRIKIA demolished ZALMARDARIN in a action packed 2 minute gruesome uneven bout.
ENDER bested TORYN TYL DAGEDA in a exciting 4 minute bout.
KING LOVE overpowered DISORDER in a exciting 1 minute uneven fight.
TIRYA was overpowered by FLIGHT in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
LADY BLUE savagely defeated CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a 2 minute brutal melee.
JAY HOWELL vanquished UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fray.
SHEN was viciously subdued by UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a exciting 3 minute gory duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  11         WALL OF STEEL     26 -  12 -  0      68  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  8         TOTAL PARRY       25 -  20 -  0      56  |
|AIMED BLOW                       7         PARRY-RIPOSTE      9 -   8 -  0      53  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      7         STRIKING ATTACK   27 -  24 -  2      53  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    5         BASHING ATTACK    11 -  10 -  1      52  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         LUNGING ATTACK    42 -  40 -  0      51  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         SLASHING ATTACK   34 -  38 -  0      47  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-LUNGE        8 -  12 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         AIMED BLOW        20 -  33 -  0      38  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 241 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     7 -  4     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  4         3  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL      3 -  2     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  2         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         4 -  3     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        4 -  3                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  4                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    DEANJLI TYL RHU 76-1970    83  56  0  309 SAND DANCERS (38)
STRIKING ATTACK  NIGHTFALL 74-2421          85  89  3  256 DARKLINGS (207)
BASHING ATTACK   KHORA THE SMALL 78-519    104 132  3  244 SAND DANCERS (43)
TOTAL PARRY      ALIX 74-2701               29  13  0  218 CHEYSULI & LIR (222)
AIMED BLOW       TREMERE 9-4915             31   4  0  209 DARK TOADS (275)
SLASHING ATTACK  TALON WARSMITH 99-101      57  86  8  208 SCARLET KNIGHTS (19)
LUNGING ATTACK   FENGAR II 20-61           106  78  2  207 OVERLORDS (239)
PARRY-LUNGE      NIGHTCAP 74-2745           59  78  0  194 DARKLINGS (207)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    JON SNOW 78-2389           23   2  1  185 DARK TOADS (276)

The overall popularity leader is CYLADIA 51-1122.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was MIDNIGHT FAITH 75-2651.  The ten other most popular fighters were BAT 74-2742, 
TALON WARSMITH 99-101, ENDER 65-4971, JON SNOW 78-2389, TOM RIDDLE 74-3501, VALLANT 
38-4151, TAIRIKIA 51-4247, INIGO MONTOYA 74-1611, NIGHTFALL 74-2421, and DEADBOLT 
70-1664.

The least popular fighter this week was TIRYA 46-3594.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were DISORDER 65-6419, ZALMARDARIN 78-312, SEMIRHAGE 74-1712, NIGHTCAP 
74-2745, CYLADIA 51-1122, WAIS 65-6447, BRAND 82-13289, DARLINA 74-2995, SHEN 
65-4973, and TRAM SATANS BLOOD 65-1106.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
ZUKAL(9)             1  0 0  ZENSU(40)            1  0 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    3  2 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       0  1 0  ARDIVENT(46)         0  1 0  SIMTAKKA(76)         1  0 0  
SEAM(20)             1  0 0  TRICORUS(51)         1  1 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       3  2 0  
CHIMLEVTAL(31)       0  1 0  DAL SHANG(65)        6  4 0  DWES EG(82)          0  2 0  
NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33)  0  1 0  SENTERN(70)          1  2 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      1  0 0  
CLIFFHOME(38)        1  0 0  DAIYLA KIV(74)       5  7 1  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TREMERE 9-4915              31   4  0  209  DARK TOADS (275)           ZUKAL
 ALYAHOODI 11-2219           53  70  1  172  HOLY SLAUGHTER (49)        ARUAK CITY
 FENGAR II 20-61            106  78  2  207  OVERLORDS (239)            SEAM
 TEMPUS 31-538               33  33  0  163  THE STORMGUARDS (244)      CHIMLEVTAL

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RUSTLING BREEZE 33-6478     31  30  1  184  THE WASTING FIELD (265)    NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 VALLANT 38-4151             33  13  2  147  BLENDING ENTHRONED (264)   CLIFFHOME
 KING LOVE 40-3748           20  16  2   94  SUNNYLAND (284)            ZENSU
 TIRYA 46-3594               22  33  0   68  SAND DANCERS (270)         ARDIVENT
 CYLADIA 51-1122             90 100  0  197  SKAITHVARN (116)           TRICORUS
 NORMANDY 65-4916            24  17  3  202  DOOMSDAY4DOOMCORPS (227)   DAL SHANG
 DEADBOLT 70-1664            71  92  2  197  SCARLET KNIGHTS (64)       SENTERN
 NIGHTFALL 74-2421           85  89  3  256  DARKLINGS (207)            DAIYLA KIV
 DARKMOON BLACKFELL 75-862   78  65  3  204  SCARLET KNIGHTS (42)       JADE MOUNTAIN
 DEANJLI TYL RHU 76-1970     83  56  0  309  SAND DANCERS (38)          SIMTAKKA
 KHORA THE SMALL 78-519     104 132  3  244  SAND DANCERS (43)          LIN TIRIAN
 BRAND 82-13289              16  13  1  201  TOADS OF AMBER III (274)   DWES EG
 TALON WARSMITH 99-101       57  86  8  208  SCARLET KNIGHTS (19)       SOUTH RIDGE