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Date : 09/10/2005 Duedate: 09/23/2005
LIRIN KIV
DM-107 TURN-282
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 POSSE 77/219 16 7 0 69.6 5 DARK TOADS 75/262 186 203 5 47.8
2-THAT'S US 75/291 364 338 4 51.9 TOADS OF AMBER III 82/274
I'M HISTORY 5/292 DARK TOADS 65/283
SUNNYLAND 40/284 TOADS OF KRONDUR II 82/279
DREAM PARK 9/286 DARK TOADS 38/271
3 DARKLINGS 74/207 814 809 8 50.2 6 SLYTHERIN HOU 74/277 78 86 0 47.6
SKAITHVARN 51/116 7 SAND DANCERS 74/36 1623 2143 20 43.1
4 SCARLET KNIGHT 99/19 647 685 6 48.6 SAND DANCERS 51/253
SCARLET KNIGHTS 70/64 SAND DANCERS 78/43
THE DRAGON FIST 78/30 SAND DANCERS 65/78
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Mantor on a mangonel, you people, did you forget what day it was? I bet every
warrior who fought today (all twenty-seven of you) was on maintenance and not getting
a bit of manager input! Fourteen fights TOTAL, no challenges, no avoids, no deaths,
no Champ's column, and damned nearly no personals. At least Free Blades DOES get
challenges and avoids. I can see why some other spy reporters get so bored they let
the golems carry it. But I have taken a vow: Today the spy report shall be of
interest, if nothing else is. And it'll probably be the LONGEST part of the
newsletter, too.
ARIA (75-3012) (25-28-1,75) of DARK TOADS fought GREGORY GOYLE (74-3497) (32-38-
1,88) of SLYTHERIN HOUSE. ARIA was bested by GREGORY GOYLE in a 4 minute bout. This
was an amazing crime against good taste, as Greg was wearing this really horrid
yellow-green tunic in a pattern of overlapping shingles-- Oh, really? A snake's
scales? Well, it was still a rotten color. Look what it did to his complexion!
Those Kannari should never wear, um, acid green. Better a blue-green. Remember that
next time, Greg. In fact, ask Aria about it, as she seems to have a much more
flattering color.
MOCKINGBIRD (75-3073) (24-14-0,121) of DARK TOADS fought DESPERADO (77-2459)
(22-10-2,96) of POSSE. MOCKINGBIRD was viciously subdued by DESPERADO in an exciting
4 minute brutal contest. Well, what can you expect, eh? The Ratani ARE vicious, or
they wouldn't spend all that time and energy fighting among themselves. And, of
course, by his very name, one knows that Desperado is going to be vicious to begin
with. Or to end with.
VINCENT CRABBE (74-3498) (39-32-2,161) of SLYTHERIN HOUSE fought JAMMIES (74-
2829) (71-79-1,157) of DARKLINGS. VINCENT CRABBE was savagely defeated by JAMMIES in
an exciting 3 minute bloody match. One could call this a "home-town match," but
these two warriors never crossed swords in Dayla Kiv. Good thing, too, as I can just
imagine the effect it would have had on Jammies's temper if Vince had made some of
the cracks THERE that he opened the fight with HERE. And, really, if that, um,
outfit is pajamas, I'll eat it with mayonaise. Or however that is spelled. Maybe I
should stick to ranch dressing.
CORT NIGHTJEWEL (78-196) (62-94-0,174) of THE DRAGON FIST fought TORYN TYL
DAGEDA (74-2777) (70-80-4,142) of SAND DANCERS. CORT NIGHTJEWEL beat TORYN TYL
DAGEDA in a popular 1 minute melee. Not a surprise, really, as these Fistic people
are known to be strongly anti-Rirorni.
DAMORETH STENN (65-6105) (48-57-0,164) of SAND DANCERS fought TOM RIDDLE (74-
3501) (38-32-2,177) of SLYTHERIN HOUSE. DAMORETH STENN was vanquished by TOM RIDDLE
in a 1 minute one-sided fight. That was fast! Is this a case of Tom's famous red-
headed temper getting out of hand?
KHORA THE SMALL (78-519) (133-143-3,201) of SAND DANCERS fought THOMAS (82-
14150) (18-25-2,167) of TOADS OF KRONDUR II. KHORA THE SMALL won victory over THOMAS
in an action packed 3 minute fight. They tell me that with Khora, maybe with all fox
women, I wouldn't know, this kind of thing is a courting gesture. Though why a woman
like Khora would court a neuter golem I can't imagine, so maybe I'm wrong about it.
WAIS (65-6447) (29-42-0,185) of DARK TOADS fought NIGHTCAP (74-2745) (81-96-
0,197) of DARKLINGS. WAIS was vanquished by NIGHTCAP in a 1 minute uneven duel. In
a much-appreciated (by Wais) move, Nightcap did NOT attempt to pry the jewel out of
the Toad's forehead. Can anyone enlighten us as to the purpose or significance of
that magnificent ruby, by the way?
DRACO MALFOY (74-3500) (42-19-1,194) of SLYTHERIN HOUSE fought NIGHTFALL (74-
2421) (112-102-4,202) of DARKLINGS. DRACO MALFOY was handily defeated by NIGHTFALL
in a 1 minute uneven fight. Bad timing for you, Draco, as the moon was rising
(somewhere) just as your fight began, and we all know that Nightfall (who wanted to
have her name changed to Moonrise but it didn't come off) is very sensitive to that
sort of thing. Sort of lunotropic. Selenotropic?
TAIRIKIA (51-4247) (88-85-0,190) of SAND DANCERS fought THE QUICKLING (70-1669)
(61-135-2,163) of SCARLET KNIGHTS. TAIRIKIA overpowered THE QUICKLING in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute one-sided struggle. Hmm. We all have heard, of course, that the
Rirorni have no use for dwarves, but unless the crowd was composed entirely of
Rirorni, how do we explain the appeal of this victory? Can it be that other people
share this antipathy?
CYLADIA (51-1122) (109-121-1,181) of SKAITHVARN fought DARLINA (74-2995) (48-37-
3,191) of SAND DANCERS. CYLADIA slimly won victory over DARLINA in a 2 minute duel.
But then, Cyladia is slim, and Darlina, though a fine figure of a woman, is... well
padded. So what other kind of victory COULD Cyladia win, eh? She will be giving
diet tips at the side door after the fights.
DEADBOLT (70-1664) (96-107-2,210) of SCARLET KNIGHTS fought BRAND (82-13289)
(25-23-1,190) of TOADS OF AMBER III. DEADBOLT defeated BRAND in a 3 minute bloody
match. Ohhh, somebody is anti-elf here! Elf blood all over the place. What a mess!
But you know, it looks a lot like any other kind of blood....
ZALMARDARIN (78-312) (62-98-3,243) of THE DRAGON FIST fought VILLAINOUS INFORMER
(107-23) (0-0-0,181) of the Bored Fans. ZALMARDARIN vanquished VILLAINOUS INFORMER
in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl. That'll teach the Informer to go shouting
insults from the stands. Or maybe not, as they seem very resistant to instruction.
KYRLANIA (70-2327) (79-105-1,215) of SCARLET KNIGHTS fought MAD DOC WILLIAMS
(77-2432) (28-7-0,191) of POSSE. KYRLANIA demolished MAD DOC WILLIAMS in a popular 1
minute one-sided melee. Well, elves are said to be very down on insanity, and what
is Mad Doc if not insane? Heck, what are any of you out there getting carved up
every two weeks if not insane?
TALON WARSMITH (99-101) (91-92-8,254) of SCARLET KNIGHTS fought BAT (74-2742)
(88-90-1,212) of DARKLINGS. TALON WARSMITH devastated BAT in a action packed 1
minute mismatched Title fight. Somehow, this did not come as a surprise. Bat, I
invite you to write a Runner-Up's Column, which we can print as a warrior spotlight
but it will at least be SOME acknowledgement of the title match. Thanks.
This has been Larkin,
but I don't know why
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TALON WARSMITH 99-101 92 92 8 265 SCARLET KNIGHTS (19) SOUTH RIDGE
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ZALMARDARIN 78-312 63 98 3 249 THE DRAGON FIST (30) LIN TIRIAN
KYRLANIA 70-2327 80 105 1 235 SCARLET KNIGHTS (64) SENTERN
NIGHTFALL 74-2421 113 102 4 222 DARKLINGS (207) DAYLA KIV
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DEADBOLT 70-1664 97 107 2 214 SCARLET KNIGHTS (64) SENTERN
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
NIGHTCAP 74-2745 82 96 0 205 DARKLINGS (207) DAYLA KIV
KHORA THE SMALL 78-519 134 143 3 203 SAND DANCERS (43) LIN TIRIAN
CYLADIA 51-1122 110 121 1 198 SKAITHVARN (116) TRICORUS
TAIRIKIA 51-4247 89 85 0 194 SAND DANCERS (253) TRICORUS
BAT 74-2742 88 91 1 190 DARKLINGS (207) DAYLA KIV
DRACO MALFOY 74-3500 42 20 1 189 SLYTHERIN HOUSE (277) DAYLA KIV
-WITCH 75-3088 27 9 1 189 THAT'S US (291) JADE MOUNTAIN
BRAND 82-13289 25 24 1 189 TOADS OF AMBER III (274) DWES EG
TOM RIDDLE 74-3501 39 32 2 184 SLYTHERIN HOUSE (277) DAYLA KIV
MAD DOC WILLIAMS 77-2432 28 8 0 183 POSSE (219) MAZGOURRAH
DARLINA 74-2995 48 38 3 182 SAND DANCERS (36) DAYLA KIV
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
WAIS 65-6447 29 43 0 178 DARK TOADS (283) DAL SHANG
CORT NIGHTJEWEL 78-196 63 94 0 176 THE DRAGON FIST (30) LIN TIRIAN
JAMMIES 74-2829 72 79 1 171 DARKLINGS (207) DAYLA KIV
THOMAS 82-14150 18 26 2 171 TOADS OF KRONDUR II (279) DWES EG
-KING LOVE 40-3748 39 37 2 168 SUNNYLAND (284) ZENSU
THE QUICKLING 70-1669 61 136 2 161 SCARLET KNIGHTS (64) SENTERN
DAMORETH STENN 65-6105 48 58 0 159 SAND DANCERS (78) DAL SHANG
-UHLEK 38-4234 21 22 3 159 DARK TOADS (271) CLIFFHOME
VINCENT CRABBE 74-3498 39 33 2 155 SLYTHERIN HOUSE (277) DAYLA KIV
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TORYN TYL DAGEDA 74-2777 70 81 4 145 SAND DANCERS (36) DAYLA KIV
DESPERADO 77-2459 23 10 2 122 POSSE (219) MAZGOURRAH
MOCKINGBIRD 75-3073 24 15 0 107 DARK TOADS (262) JADE MOUNTAIN
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GREGORY GOYLE 74-3497 33 38 1 91 SLYTHERIN HOUSE (277) DAYLA KIV
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-JOHN TYLER 5-4420 22 4 0 81 I'M HISTORY (292) KALTOS
ARIA 75-3012 25 29 1 74 DARK TOADS (262) JADE MOUNTAIN
-ALEX GRIFFIN 9-4856 16 16 1 71 DREAM PARK (286) ZUKAL
-SPIKE 75-3154 19 3 0 61 DARK TOADS (262) JADE MOUNTAIN
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Vincent Crabbe -- You've got a lot of talent, but you should lose the armor. You
need to speed up. -- Bat
Cort Nightjewel -- It just wasn't your day, was it? Maybe you're more nocturnal by
nature. -- Nightcap
Tom Riddle -- Unlike your teammate, I think you're the one who needs more armor. --
Nightfall
Deadbolt -- You fought really well considering that you obviously didn't care for
that weapon you were given. -- Cyladia
King Love -- Well, I didn't like losing to an apparently less experienced warrior,
but you were looking pretty good out there. Of course, breaking my weapon helped.
Anyhow... well done. -- Jammies
Talon Warsmith -- Drat. I keep hoping to hear that a mountain fell on your hairy
little head and nobody bothered to dig you out. Oh, well, it could still happen. --
Tairikia
Gods, the Vermicious Knid is redheaded! I might have known. -- Darlina
Uhlek -- You're supposed to pay attention and learn from me. -- Khora the Small
Wais -- Oh, fine, that's JUST what you need more of! -- Damoreth Stenn
The Quickling -- Bah. -- Toryn tyl Dageda
Nightfall -- I suppose that train was okay, but who wants Amtrack? I was hoping for
a classic from the Denver and Rio Grande Western. -- Tairikia
Nightcap -- I didn't get enough sleep the night before. -- Toryn tyl Dageda
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
TALON WARSMITH devastated BAT in a action packed 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
KYRLANIA demolished MAD DOC WILLIAMS in a popular 1 minute one-sided melee.
ZALMARDARIN vanquished VILLAINOUS INFORMER in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
DEADBOLT defeated BRAND in a 3 minute bloody match.
CYLADIA slimly won victory over DARLINA in a 2 minute duel.
TAIRIKIA overpowered THE QUICKLING in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided struggle.
DRACO MALFOY was handily defeated by NIGHTFALL in a 1 minute uneven fight.
WAIS was vanquished by NIGHTCAP in a 1 minute uneven duel.
KHORA THE SMALL won victory over THOMAS in a action packed 3 minute fight.
DAMORETH STENN was vanquished by TOM RIDDLE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
CORT NIGHTJEWEL beat TORYN TYL DAGEDA in a popular 1 minute melee.
VINCENT CRABBE was savagely defeated by JAMMIES in a exciting 3 minute bloody match.
MOCKINGBIRD was viciously subdued by DESPERADO in a exciting 4 minute brutal contest.
ARIA was bested by GREGORY GOYLE in a 4 minute bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|SLASHING ATTACK 6 BASHING ATTACK 15 - 5 - 0 75 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 TOTAL PARRY 19 - 13 - 0 59 |
|TOTAL PARRY 4 STRIKING ATTACK 22 - 18 - 2 55 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 AIMED BLOW 21 - 18 - 0 54 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 SLASHING ATTACK 30 - 34 - 1 47 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 WALL OF STEEL 7 - 9 - 0 44 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 LUNGING ATTACK 19 - 26 - 0 42 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 6 - 0 40 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-LUNGE 10 - 16 - 0 38 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 282 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 2 2 SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 BASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 2 AIMED BLOW
AIMED BLOW 2 - 1 LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 3 2 STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 3 1 TOTAL PARRY
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 2 1 PARRY-LUNGE
1 LUNGING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
SLASHING ATTACK TALON WARSMITH 99-101 92 92 8 265 SCARLET KNIGHTS (19)
BASHING ATTACK ZALMARDARIN 78-312 63 98 3 249 THE DRAGON FIST (30)
AIMED BLOW KYRLANIA 70-2327 80 105 1 235 SCARLET KNIGHTS (64)
STRIKING ATTACK NIGHTFALL 74-2421 113 102 4 222 DARKLINGS (207)
TOTAL PARRY DEADBOLT 70-1664 97 107 2 214 SCARLET KNIGHTS (64)
PARRY-LUNGE NIGHTCAP 74-2745 82 96 0 205 DARKLINGS (207)
LUNGING ATTACK DRACO MALFOY 74-3500 42 20 1 189 SLYTHERIN HOUSE (277)
WALL OF STEEL CORT NIGHTJEWEL 78-196 63 94 0 176 THE DRAGON FIST (30)
PARRY-RIPOSTE TORYN TYL DAGEDA 74-2777 70 81 4 145 SAND DANCERS (36)
The overall popularity leader is CYLADIA 51-1122. The most popular warrior this turn
was JAMMIES 74-2829. The ten other most popular fighters were KHORA THE SMALL
78-519, DESPERADO 77-2459, TALON WARSMITH 99-101, CYLADIA 51-1122, TAIRIKIA 51-4247,
VINCENT CRABBE 74-3498, GREGORY GOYLE 74-3497, KYRLANIA 70-2327, ZALMARDARIN 78-312,
and DEADBOLT 70-1664.
The least popular fighter this week was DAMORETH STENN 65-6105. The other ten least
popular fighters were WAIS 65-6447, DRACO MALFOY 74-3500, BAT 74-2742, TORYN TYL
DAGEDA 74-2777, THE QUICKLING 70-1669, MAD DOC WILLIAMS 77-2432, TOM RIDDLE 74-3501,
NIGHTFALL 74-2421, CORT NIGHTJEWEL 78-196, and NIGHTCAP 74-2745.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
TRICORUS(51) 2 0 0 DAYLA KIV(74) 5 5 0 LIN TIRIAN(78) 3 0 0
DAL SHANG(65) 0 2 0 JADE MOUNTAIN(75) 0 2 0 DWES EG(82) 0 2 0
SENTERN(70) 2 1 0 MAZGOURRAH(77) 1 1 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CYLADIA 51-1122 110 121 1 198 SKAITHVARN (116) TRICORUS
WAIS 65-6447 29 43 0 178 DARK TOADS (283) DAL SHANG
KYRLANIA 70-2327 80 105 1 235 SCARLET KNIGHTS (64) SENTERN
NIGHTFALL 74-2421 113 102 4 222 DARKLINGS (207) DAYLA KIV
MOCKINGBIRD 75-3073 24 15 0 107 DARK TOADS (262) JADE MOUNTAIN
MAD DOC WILLIAMS 77-2432 28 8 0 183 POSSE (219) MAZGOURRAH
ZALMARDARIN 78-312 63 98 3 249 THE DRAGON FIST (30) LIN TIRIAN
BRAND 82-13289 25 24 1 189 TOADS OF AMBER III (274) DWES EG
TALON WARSMITH 99-101 92 92 8 265 SCARLET KNIGHTS (19) SOUTH RIDGE