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Date : 01/17/2012 Duedate: 01/30/2012
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 13
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 FUCHI OWNED 81/346 9 5 0 64.3 6 END 13/298 26 26 1 50.0
2 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 66 41 1 61.7 SHEPHERDS 18/359
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 FOUND IN THE SAND 32/360
3 SEA DOGS 1/300 15 11 0 57.7 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS 65/361
SEA DOGS 18/309 7 MID EARTH 29/316 20 26 0 43.5
DUNGEON CELL 42/347 YAMA BUSHI 30/317
4 DARQUE AGES 81/335 20 16 1 55.6 CLAN LONGBEARD 81/374
DARQUE FORCES 31/318 8-VIKINGS 10/355 9 21 0 30.0
DARQUE FORCES 45/348 SENTINELS 7/354
IMPROVED ILLUSION 59/349 NOMADIC TRIBE 21/310
5 OF WOLF AND 81/343 27 26 1 50.9 DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/334
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
We're in kind of a rush here today, on account of the tourney. I didn't go, you
didn't go, but still, everyone is rushed. And the Hands are cramping and threatening
to quit on me. Plus about half of the gladiators here are lazy, too. Thank you for
admitting that, Lazy Lookout!
So, in brief, here are the details: The Bride had the biggest point gain at 17.
1977 Amc Matador had the biggest loss at 20.
Mid Earth was avoided by Shepherds. Apparently no one was most challenged. I
note here that not only were Shepherds (and associated teams, no doubt,
Assurnasirbanipal's guys) the most avoiding, they were also the only challengers.
This is known as "using all the available management tools," and it works, folks.
Really.
Seventeen fights, embarrassingly, six involved standbys. Three challenges.
LHISSON (29-5456) (28-27-0,59) of MID EARTH fought BEDDER (18-10043) (18-9-2,65)
of CENTER FOR OLDS. LHISSON was overpowered by BEDDER in an exciting 1 minute one-
sided match.
1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (41-30-0,82) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought R.O.U.S. (107-
4) (0-0-0,50) of Again, the Standbys. 1977 AMC MATADOR was viciously subdued by
R.O.U.S. in a crowd pleasing 5 minute brawl. Hence the Matador's big point drop.
THE HYPHEN-DASH (42-4499) (19-13-1,79) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought ALASTARIAN
DESERTER (107-1) (0-0-0,30) of Again, the Standbys. THE HYPHEN-DASH bested
ALASTARIAN DESERTER in an action packed 2 minute brutal duel.
FAN ZHEN (81-1288) (20-11-2,100) of DARQUE AGES fought JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554)
(30-13-0,29) of COLOR ME SUAVE. FAN ZHEN defeated JELLO KNUCKLES in a popular 2
minute duel.
THE BRIDE (45-4180) (28-11-1,132) of DARQUE FORCES fought FLOYD (107-10) (0-0-
0,150) of Again, the Standbys. THE BRIDE viciously subdued FLOYD in a crowd pleasing
2 minute bloody bout. And here is the major point gain.
PLANKTON (18-9748) (29-28-2,160) of SEA DOGS fought RAGGEDY ANN (45-4148) (33-
13-0,105) of DARQUE FORCES. PLANKTON viciously subdued RAGGEDY ANN in an exciting 3
minute brutal contest.
LAZY LOOKOUT (42-4504) (34-27-1,153) of DUNGEON CELL fought DOMINATRIX (81-583)
(29-16-3,150) of OF WOLF AND MAN. LAZY LOOKOUT subdued DOMINATRIX in a 2 minute
competition.
GRATH (81-581) (33-15-1,179) of OF WOLF AND MAN fought RINDEL (29-5346) (30-23-
0,175) of MID EARTH. GRATH outlasted RINDEL in an exciting 9 minute fight.
HEINRIK (81-1257) (30-25-1,176) of CLAN LONGBEARD fought EVANGELION (59-2340)
(22-18-1,143) of IMPROVED ILLUSION. HEINRIK vanquished EVANGELION in an exciting 1
minute gruesome one-sided fight.
TING-TING (81-776) (33-17-0,171) of FUCHI OWNED fought ARIOCH (81-996) (27-23-
3,134) of OF WOLF AND MAN. TING-TING vanquished ARIOCH in a 1 minute uneven fight.
MOIST TOWELETTE (42-4430) (52-40-4,259) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought VERMICIOUS KNID
(107-30) (0-0-0,240) of Again, the Standbys. MOIST TOWELETTE was unbelievably bested
by VERMICIOUS KNID in a 4 minute melee.
FOUR OF SPADES (42-4234) (66-41-2,215) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought RIRORNI COOK
(107-24) (0-0-0,181) of Again, the Standbys. FOUR OF SPADES devastated RIRORNI COOK
in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
FROO-FROO (18-9589) (43-31-4,218) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought THE BLACKSMITH (107-
22) (0-0-0,181) of Again, the Standbys. FROO-FROO demolished THE BLACKSMITH in a 1
minute mismatched competition.
Ah, the challenges!
JOSH (18-9109) (21-10-0,100) of SHEPHERDS challenged ALMOST PRETTY (42-4496)
(39-30-0,133) of COLOR ME SUAVE. Up 33. JOSH was demolished by ALMOST PRETTY in a 1
minute uneven Challenge fight.
GAD (18-9239) (30-22-1,99) of SHEPHERDS challenged PINCH BLISTER (18-9859) (31-
24-0,150) of CENTER FOR OLDS. Up 51! GAD viciously subdued PINCH BLISTER in an
exciting 4 minute gruesome Challenge duel. I'm not surprised Josh lost the previous
match, but I *am* surprised that Gad won this one.
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA (65-6623) (25-16-1,115) of GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS challenged
ZEVRAN (81-1258) (24-29-1,138) of OF WOLF AND MAN. Up 23. VIRGINIA, NO SANTA bested
ZEVRAN in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
For the title:
DELAWARE RUN (42-4400) (79-54-5,278) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought SHINY PENNY (32-
3789) (59-112-2,184) of FOUND IN THE SAND. DELAWARE RUN was devastated by SHINY
PENNY in a 1 minute one-sided Title contest. And I hope that something else will be
found in the sand: A Champion's column. Good work, Penny.
Larkin
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SHINY PENNY 32-3789 60 112 2 216 FOUND IN THE SAND (360) ARVAT
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
FROO-FROO 18-9589 44 31 4 226 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
FOUR OF SPADES 42-4234 67 41 2 221 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430 52 41 4 198 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRATH 81-581 34 15 1 190 OF WOLF AND MAN (343) SHADOWSPIRE
DELAWARE RUN 42-4400 79 55 5 182 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
HEINRIK 81-1257 31 25 1 181 CLAN LONGBEARD (374) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
RINDEL 29-5346 30 24 179 MID EARTH (316) LAPUR
TING-TING 81-776 34 17 175 FUCHI OWNED (346) SHADOWSPIRE
LAZY LOOKOUT 42-4504 35 27 1 164 DUNGEON CELL (347) RODEKI
PLANKTON 18-9748 30 28 2 164 SEA DOGS (309) TALCAMA
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DOMINATRIX 81-583 29 17 3 149 OF WOLF AND MAN (343) SHADOWSPIRE
THE BRIDE 45-4180 29 11 1 149 DARQUE FORCES (348) STORMCROWE
EVANGELION 59-2340 22 19 1 143 IMPROVED ILLUSION (349) ILLIS
ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 40 30 141 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GAD 18-9239 31 22 1 137 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ARIOCH 81-996 27 24 3 137 OF WOLF AND MAN (343) SHADOWSPIRE
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623 26 16 1 133 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG
ZEVRAN 81-1258 24 30 1 124 OF WOLF AND MAN (343) SHADOWSPIRE
PINCH BLISTER 18-9859 31 25 122 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
RAGGEDY ANN 45-4148 33 14 115 DARQUE FORCES (348) STORMCROWE
-OBROJOBO 7-5869 20 20 1 110 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
-CICERO 81-1266 28 21 105 WARMASTERS (342) SHADOWSPIRE
FAN ZHEN 81-1288 21 11 2 102 DARQUE AGES (335) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JOSH 18-9109 21 11 100 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA
-LORD EXETER 81-932 27 17 1 97 DRAGONBANE GUILD (334) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 20 13 1 81 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
BEDDER 18-10043 19 9 2 75 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
-AZAGHAL 81-1223 20 22 71 DRAGONBANE GUILD (334) SHADOWSPIRE
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 41 31 62 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
-CAJETAN 7-6036 18 15 1 62 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
LHISSON 29-5456 28 28 54 MID EARTH (316) LAPUR
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 30 14 45 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
No personal ads last turn. I'm lazy. What's your excuse? -- Lazy Lookout
They're all aphasic? They've all gone to Mazatlan for the winter?
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA bested ZEVRAN in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
GAD viciously subdued PINCH BLISTER in a exciting 4 minute gruesome Challenge duel.
JOSH was demolished by ALMOST PRETTY in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
DELAWARE RUN was devastated by SHINY PENNY in a 1 minute one-sided Title contest.
FROO-FROO demolished THE BLACKSMITH in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
FOUR OF SPADES devastated RIRORNI COOK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
MOIST TOWELETTE was unbelievably bested by VERMICIOUS KNID in a 4 minute melee.
TING-TING vanquished ARIOCH in a 1 minute uneven fight.
HEINRIK vanquished EVANGELION in a exciting 1 minute gruesome one-sided fight.
GRATH outlasted RINDEL in a exciting 9 minute fight.
LAZY LOOKOUT subdued DOMINATRIX in a 2 minute competition.
PLANKTON viciously subdued RAGGEDY ANN in a exciting 3 minute brutal contest.
THE BRIDE viciously subdued FLOYD in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody bout.
FAN ZHEN defeated JELLO KNUCKLES in a popular 2 minute duel.
THE HYPHEN-DASH bested ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a action packed 2 minute brutal duel.
1977 AMC MATADOR was viciously subdued by R.O.U.S. in a crowd pleasing 5 minute brawl.
LHISSON was overpowered by BEDDER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 6 SLASHING ATTACK 17 - 6 - 2 74 |
|TOTAL PARRY 4 STRIKING ATTACK 13 - 5 - 0 72 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 LUNGING ATTACK 40 - 19 - 0 68 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 BASHING ATTACK 23 - 14 - 0 62 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 PARRY-LUNGE 21 - 20 - 0 51 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 13 - 13 - 0 50 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 TOTAL PARRY 11 - 22 - 0 33 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 AIMED BLOW 9 - 19 - 0 32 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 WALL OF STEEL 10 - 22 - 1 31 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 13 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 3 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 2 3 LUNGING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 3 2 BASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 5 - 1 AIMED BLOW 0 - 3 2 PARRY-LUNGE
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 2 1 STRIKING ATTACK
1 TOTAL PARRY
1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
BASHING ATTACK SHINY PENNY 32-3789 60 112 2 216 FOUND IN THE SAND (360)
SLASHING ATTACK FROO-FROO 18-9589 44 31 4 226 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
LUNGING ATTACK FOUR OF SPADES 42-4234 67 41 2 221 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
STRIKING ATTACK MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430 52 41 4 198 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
TOTAL PARRY GRATH 81-581 34 15 1 190 OF WOLF AND MAN (343)
PARRY-RIPOSTE RINDEL 29-5346 30 24 0 179 MID EARTH (316)
PARRY-LUNGE LAZY LOOKOUT 42-4504 35 27 1 164 DUNGEON CELL (347)
WALL OF STEEL ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 40 30 0 141 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
AIMED BLOW ZEVRAN 81-1258 24 30 1 124 OF WOLF AND MAN (343)
The overall popularity leader is SHINY PENNY 32-3789. The most popular warrior this
turn was MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430. The ten other most popular fighters were PLANKTON
18-9748, RINDEL 29-5346, GAD 18-9239, FROO-FROO 18-9589, GRATH 81-581, THE BRIDE
45-4180, FAN ZHEN 81-1288, THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499, PINCH BLISTER 18-9859, and FOUR
OF SPADES 42-4234.
The least popular fighter this week was EVANGELION 59-2340. The other ten least
popular fighters were ARIOCH 81-996, JOSH 18-9109, ZEVRAN 81-1258, LHISSON 29-5456,
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, RAGGEDY ANN 45-4148, DELAWARE RUN 42-4400, ALMOST PRETTY
42-4496, LAZY LOOKOUT 42-4504, and TING-TING 81-776.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
TALCAMA(18) 4 2 0 RODEKI(42) 4 4 0 DAL SHANG(65) 1 0 0
LAPUR(29) 0 2 0 STORMCROWE(45) 1 1 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 4 3 0
ARVAT(32) 1 0 0 ILLIS(59) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
FROO-FROO 18-9589 44 31 4 226 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
RINDEL 29-5346 30 24 0 179 MID EARTH (316) LAPUR
SHINY PENNY 32-3789 60 112 2 216 FOUND IN THE SAND (360) ARVAT
FOUR OF SPADES 42-4234 67 41 2 221 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
THE BRIDE 45-4180 29 11 1 149 DARQUE FORCES (348) STORMCROWE
EVANGELION 59-2340 22 19 1 143 IMPROVED ILLUSION (349) ILLIS
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623 26 16 1 133 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GRATH 81-581 34 15 1 190 OF WOLF AND MAN (343) SHADOWSPIRE