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Date : 01/31/2012 Duedate: 02/13/2012
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 14
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 72 45 1 61.5 6 END 13/298 28 28 1 50.0
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 SHEPHERDS 18/359
2 FUCHI OWNED 81/346 9 6 0 60.0 FOUND IN THE SAND 32/360
3 SEA DOGS 1/300 16 12 0 57.1 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS 65/361
SEA DOGS 18/309 7 MID EARTH 29/316 20 29 0 40.8
DUNGEON CELL 42/347 YAMA BUSHI 30/317
4 DARQUE AGES 81/335 22 18 1 55.0 CLAN LONGBEARD 81/374
DARQUE FORCES 31/318 8 VIKINGS 10/355 11 23 0 32.4
DARQUE FORCES 45/348 SENTINELS 7/354
IMPROVED ILLUSION 59/349 NOMADIC TRIBE 21/310
5 OF WOLF AND 81/343 30 27 1 52.6 DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/334
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
I almost didn't write a special spy report for this arena. I looked at the
Commission's files--the personals, the column, the spotlight. Nothing there.
Amazingly discouraging. But then I looked at the fights themselves, and there WERE
some fights, there were challenges, avoids. Just no TALKING. You do realize, don't
you, that your tongues will atrophy and fall out? Then where will you be? Unable to
french-kiss anyone, that's where.
Biggest point gain: Plankton, thirty-one points.
Biggest point drop: Gad, nineteen points.
Most avoided manager: Suave, manager of Color Me Suave and others. By Nomad,
manager of Dragonbane Guild and others.
Most challenged: Pinch Blister.
Seventeen fights, two involving standbys. Eight challenges, from Nomad,
Assurnasirbanipal, and Master Darque.
1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (41-31-0,62) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought CAJETAN (7-
6036) (18-15-1,62) of SENTINELS. 1977 AMC MATADOR defeated CAJETAN in a 3 minute
brutal bout. Same rank, but this is one arena where we can't wonder if there are any
hidden tourney fights to tilt the odds, so... Matador really does have twice the
fights.
THE HYPHEN-DASH (42-4499) (20-13-1,81) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought LHISSON (29-
5456) (28-28-0,54) of MID EARTH. THE HYPHEN-DASH overpowered LHISSON in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute mismatched brawl. Clearly mismatched. Sometimes I wonder about
the handicapper who sets up these random matches.
JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (30-14-0,45) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought CAPTURED PIRATE
KING (107-2) (0-0-0,30) of Lame Duck Standbys. JELLO KNUCKLES was devastated by
CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a 2 minute uneven duel. Why do I call the standbys Lame
Ducks? Because the next time this arena runs, we'll be in the middle of the Name-
Change-O-Rama, and there WILL be changes.
ALMOST PRETTY (42-4496) (40-30-0,141) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought IMPRISONED SPY
(107-9) (0-0-0,170) of Lame Duck Standbys. ALMOST PRETTY unbelievably bested
IMPRISONED SPY in an action packed 3 minute fight. Good work, give that woman a
cigar! Ah, or whatever she wants, within reason.
OBROJOBO (7-5869) (20-20-1,110) of SENTINELS fought GAD (18-9239) (31-22-1,137)
of SHEPHERDS. OBROJOBO viciously subdued GAD in a 2 minute bloody bout. You can see
why Gad dropped, though NOT like a melon.
GRATH (81-581) (34-15-1,190) of OF WOLF AND MAN fought PLANKTON (18-9748) (30-
28-2,164) of SEA DOGS. GRATH was viciously subdued by PLANKTON in an exciting 4
minute brutal contest. And this is the one that caused Plankton to rise.
DELAWARE RUN (42-4400) (79-55-5,182) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought LAZY LOOKOUT (42-
4504) (35-27-1,164) of DUNGEON CELL. DELAWARE RUN overpowered LAZY LOOKOUT in an
exciting 1 minute bloody one-sided fight. Proof, if any of you needed it, that
laziness in the arena is a bad thing.
MOIST TOWELETTE (42-4430) (52-41-4,198) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought TING-TING (81-
776) (34-17-0,175) of FUCHI OWNED. MOIST TOWELETTE vanquished TING-TING in an
exciting 1 minute gruesome one-sided fight. But Ting-Ting was very clean.
FOUR OF SPADES (42-4234) (67-41-2,221) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought HEINRIK (81-
1257) (31-25-1,181) of CLAN LONGBEARD. FOUR OF SPADES vanquished HEINRIK in a 1
minute uneven fight. Four actually--I could barely stand to watch it--cut Heinrik's
beard!
The challenges:
AZAGHAL (81-1223) (20-22-0,71) of DRAGONBANE GUILD challenged BEDDER (18-10043)
(19-9-2,75) of CENTER FOR OLDS. Up 4. AZAGHAL won victory over BEDDER in an action
packed 1 minute Challenge duel. There are things to be said in favor of picking your
fight.
LORD EXETER (81-932) (27-17-1,97) of DRAGONBANE GUILD challenged JOSH (18-9109)
(21-11-0,100) of SHEPHERDS. Up 3. LORD EXETER was defeated by JOSH in a 2 minute
Challenge melee. I don't believe I've seen a shepherd's crook used in the arena.
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA (65-6623) (26-16-1,133) of GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS challenged
ZEVRAN (81-1258) (24-30-1,124) of OF WOLF AND MAN. Down 9. VIRGINIA, NO SANTA was
overpowered by ZEVRAN in a 2 minute Challenge struggle. So, Virginia, was it a wolf,
or a man?
THE BRIDE (45-4180) (29-11-1,149) of DARQUE FORCES challenged DOMINATRIX (81-
583) (29-17-3,149) of OF WOLF AND MAN. Straight across. THE BRIDE was demolished by
DOMINATRIX in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition. Something kinky here.
EVANGELION (59-2340) (22-19-1,143) of IMPROVED ILLUSION challenged RINDEL (29-
5346) (30-24-0,179) of MID EARTH. Up 36. EVANGELION outwaited RINDEL in a popular 9
minute Challenge fight. An amazing display of patience. Including mine.
RAGGEDY ANN (45-4148) (33-14-0,115) of DARQUE FORCES challenged PINCH BLISTER
(18-9859) (31-25-0,122) of CENTER FOR OLDS. Up 7. RAGGEDY ANN defeated PINCH
BLISTER in a crowd pleasing 6 minute Challenge duel. Pinch was the most challenged
today.
2) FAN ZHEN (81-1288) (21-11-2,102) of DARQUE AGES challenged ARIOCH (81-996) (27-24-
3,137) of OF WOLF AND MAN. Up 35. FAN ZHEN lost to ARIOCH in an action packed 2
minute brutal Challenge battle. Possibly an expected result; I hope the skills were
enough to compensate.
For the title:
SHINY PENNY (32-3789) (60-112-2,216) of FOUND IN THE SAND challenged FROO-FROO
(18-9589) (44-31-4,226) of CENTER FOR OLDS. Up 10. SHINY PENNY devastated FROO-FROO
in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight. The silent Penny remains our leader.
Congratulations.
Larkin
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SHINY PENNY 32-3789 61 112 2 233 FOUND IN THE SAND (360) ARVAT
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
FOUR OF SPADES 42-4234 68 41 2 229 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430 53 41 4 212 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
PLANKTON 18-9748 31 28 2 195 SEA DOGS (309) TALCAMA
DELAWARE RUN 42-4400 80 55 5 192 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
FROO-FROO 18-9589 44 32 4 190 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HEINRIK 81-1257 31 26 1 183 CLAN LONGBEARD (374) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GRATH 81-581 34 16 1 174 OF WOLF AND MAN (343) SHADOWSPIRE
TING-TING 81-776 34 18 174 FUCHI OWNED (346) SHADOWSPIRE
EVANGELION 59-2340 23 19 1 172 IMPROVED ILLUSION (349) ILLIS
DOMINATRIX 81-583 30 17 3 169 OF WOLF AND MAN (343) SHADOWSPIRE
LAZY LOOKOUT 42-4504 35 28 1 165 DUNGEON CELL (347) RODEKI
ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 41 30 162 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
RINDEL 29-5346 30 25 160 MID EARTH (316) LAPUR
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ZEVRAN 81-1258 25 30 1 147 OF WOLF AND MAN (343) SHADOWSPIRE
THE BRIDE 45-4180 29 12 1 142 DARQUE FORCES (348) STORMCROWE
ARIOCH 81-996 28 24 3 139 OF WOLF AND MAN (343) SHADOWSPIRE
OBROJOBO 7-5869 21 20 1 135 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
RAGGEDY ANN 45-4148 34 14 127 DARQUE FORCES (348) STORMCROWE
PINCH BLISTER 18-9859 31 26 121 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623 26 17 1 121 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG
GAD 18-9239 31 23 1 118 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA
JOSH 18-9109 22 11 110 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA
FAN ZHEN 81-1288 21 12 2 110 DARQUE AGES (335) SHADOWSPIRE
-CICERO 81-1266 28 21 105 WARMASTERS (342) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
LORD EXETER 81-932 27 18 1 97 DRAGONBANE GUILD (334) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 21 13 1 85 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
AZAGHAL 81-1223 21 22 83 DRAGONBANE GUILD (334) SHADOWSPIRE
-DOPPLEGANGER 81-1382 19 21 78 MONSTER MANUAL (377) SHADOWSPIRE
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 42 31 70 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
BEDDER 18-10043 19 10 2 68 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
CAJETAN 7-6036 18 16 1 61 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
LHISSON 29-5456 28 29 53 MID EARTH (316) LAPUR
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 30 15 27 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
This personal contains no information. You need not read it. It exists only to
convince hal that the critical parts of the newsletter are present and ready to
print.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SHINY PENNY devastated FROO-FROO in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
FAN ZHEN lost to ARIOCH in a action packed 2 minute brutal Challenge battle.
RAGGEDY ANN defeated PINCH BLISTER in a crowd pleasing 6 minute Challenge duel.
EVANGELION outwaited RINDEL in a popular 9 minute Challenge fight.
THE BRIDE was demolished by DOMINATRIX in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA was overpowered by ZEVRAN in a 2 minute Challenge struggle.
LORD EXETER was defeated by JOSH in a 2 minute Challenge melee.
AZAGHAL won victory over BEDDER in a action packed 1 minute Challenge duel.
FOUR OF SPADES vanquished HEINRIK in a 1 minute uneven fight.
MOIST TOWELETTE vanquished TING-TING in a exciting 1 minute gruesome one-sided fight.
DELAWARE RUN overpowered LAZY LOOKOUT in a exciting 1 minute bloody one-sided fight.
GRATH was viciously subdued by PLANKTON in a exciting 4 minute brutal contest.
OBROJOBO viciously subdued GAD in a 2 minute bloody bout.
ALMOST PRETTY unbelievably bested IMPRISONED SPY in a action packed 3 minute fight.
JELLO KNUCKLES was devastated by CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a 2 minute uneven duel.
THE HYPHEN-DASH overpowered LHISSON in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched brawl.
1977 AMC MATADOR defeated CAJETAN in a 3 minute brutal bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 6 STRIKING ATTACK 12 - 4 - 0 75 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 4 SLASHING ATTACK 16 - 8 - 2 67 |
|TOTAL PARRY 4 LUNGING ATTACK 40 - 20 - 0 67 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 BASHING ATTACK 21 - 14 - 0 60 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 PARRY-LUNGE 21 - 20 - 0 51 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 12 - 14 - 0 46 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 WALL OF STEEL 12 - 20 - 1 38 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 AIMED BLOW 10 - 19 - 0 34 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 TOTAL PARRY 11 - 24 - 0 31 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 14 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
WALL OF STEEL 3 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 2 4 LUNGING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 2 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 2 BASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 2 1 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 2 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 3 1 PARRY-LUNGE
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 3 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK
1 TOTAL PARRY
1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
BASHING ATTACK SHINY PENNY 32-3789 61 112 2 233 FOUND IN THE SAND (360)
LUNGING ATTACK FOUR OF SPADES 42-4234 68 41 2 229 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
STRIKING ATTACK MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430 53 41 4 212 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-LUNGE PLANKTON 18-9748 31 28 2 195 SEA DOGS (309)
SLASHING ATTACK FROO-FROO 18-9589 44 32 4 190 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
TOTAL PARRY GRATH 81-581 34 16 1 174 OF WOLF AND MAN (343)
PARRY-RIPOSTE EVANGELION 59-2340 23 19 1 172 IMPROVED ILLUSION (349)
WALL OF STEEL ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 41 30 0 162 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
AIMED BLOW ZEVRAN 81-1258 25 30 1 147 OF WOLF AND MAN (343)
The overall popularity leader is SHINY PENNY 32-3789. The most popular warrior this
turn was RINDEL 29-5346. The ten other most popular fighters were PLANKTON 18-9748,
PINCH BLISTER 18-9859, FAN ZHEN 81-1288, ZEVRAN 81-1258, EVANGELION 59-2340,
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623, MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430, DELAWARE RUN 42-4400, OBROJOBO
7-5869, and ARIOCH 81-996.
The least popular fighter this week was HEINRIK 81-1257. The other ten least popular
fighters were THE BRIDE 45-4180, RAGGEDY ANN 45-4148, FROO-FROO 18-9589, LHISSON
29-5456, JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, GAD 18-9239, LAZY LOOKOUT 42-4504, TING-TING 81-776,
FOUR OF SPADES 42-4234, and BEDDER 18-10043.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
BONSUR(7) 1 1 0 ARVAT(32) 1 0 0 ILLIS(59) 1 0 0
TALCAMA(18) 2 4 0 RODEKI(42) 6 2 0 DAL SHANG(65) 0 1 0
LAPUR(29) 0 2 0 STORMCROWE(45) 1 1 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 4 5 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
OBROJOBO 7-5869 21 20 1 135 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
PLANKTON 18-9748 31 28 2 195 SEA DOGS (309) TALCAMA
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
RINDEL 29-5346 30 25 0 160 MID EARTH (316) LAPUR
SHINY PENNY 32-3789 61 112 2 233 FOUND IN THE SAND (360) ARVAT
FOUR OF SPADES 42-4234 68 41 2 229 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
THE BRIDE 45-4180 29 12 1 142 DARQUE FORCES (348) STORMCROWE
EVANGELION 59-2340 23 19 1 172 IMPROVED ILLUSION (349) ILLIS
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623 26 17 1 121 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG
HEINRIK 81-1257 31 26 1 183 CLAN LONGBEARD (374) SHADOWSPIRE