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Date : 03/13/2012 Duedate: 03/26/2012
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 17
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 90 57 2 61.2 6 MID EARTH 29/316 27 31 0 46.6
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 YAMA BUSHI 30/317
2-FUCHI OWNED 81/346 10 7 0 58.8 CLAN LONGBEARD 81/374
3 DARQUE AGES 81/335 28 24 1 53.8 7 END 13/298 31 37 1 45.6
DARQUE FORCES 31/318 SHEPHERDS 18/359
DARQUE FORCES 45/348 FOUND IN THE SAND 32/360
IMPROVED ILLUSION 59/349 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS 65/361
4 SEA DOGS 1/300 17 17 0 50.0 8 VIKINGS 10/355 18 27 0 40.0
SEA DOGS 18/309 SENTINELS 7/354
DUNGEON CELL 42/347 NOMADIC TRIBE 21/310
5 OF WOLF AND 81/343 34 35 1 49.3 DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/334
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Alarond the Scribe seems to imply that a chatty spymaster gets rich. Hasn't
worked for me yet. But I'll keep trying.
Obrojobo had the biggest point gain at twenty-three.
Arioch had the biggest drop at eighteen.
Mid Earth was avoided by Dragonbane Guild.
Froo-Froo was the most challenged.
We had sixteen fights, three challenges, two standbys.
Is all this significant? How should I know? I'm a reporter, not an analyst.
I'm going to list managers in these fights, just to have something to talk about.
Tell me if you like that, or would rather I didn't. Or if I got one of you wrong.
LHISSON (29-5456) (29-30-0,61) of MID EARTH fought BEDDER (18-10043) (21-10-
2,83) of CENTER FOR OLDS. LHISSON bested BEDDER in a 1 minute fight. Good show for
Lhisson, the crowds always like to see the underdog win. Visionist over Suave.
JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (30-17-0,21) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought CAPTURED PIRATE
KING (107-2) (0-0-0,30) of Miscellaneous Imported Standbys. JELLO KNUCKLES was
vanquished by CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a 1 minute one-sided fray. As Pirate Kings go,
I've seen better specimens. Suave over Arenamaster Jaime Rinvar.
AZAGHAL (81-1223) (22-23-0,95) of DRAGONBANE GUILD fought 1977 AMC MATADOR (42-
4116) (43-32-0,76) of COLOR ME SUAVE. AZAGHAL won victory over 1977 AMC MATADOR in a
crowd pleasing 3 minute bout. Nomad over Suave.
FAN ZHEN (81-1288) (22-13-2,98) of DARQUE AGES fought THE HYPHEN-DASH (42-4499)
(23-13-1,89) of COLOR ME SUAVE. FAN ZHEN handily defeated THE HYPHEN-DASH in a 1
minute one-sided conflict. Master Darque over Suave.
ARIOCH (81-996) (28-26-3,133) of OF WOLF AND MAN fought GAD (18-9239) (31-25-
1,114) of SHEPHERDS. ARIOCH was devastated by GAD in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory
one-sided battle. Assurnasirbanipal over Tripwire.
LORD EXETER (81-932) (29-18-1,139) of DRAGONBANE GUILD fought FLOYD (107-10) (0-
0-0,150) of Miscellaneous Imported Standbys. LORD EXETER savagely defeated FLOYD in
a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody match. Nomad over Arenamaster Jaime Rinvar.
PINCH BLISTER (18-9859) (32-27-0,136) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought ZEVRAN (81-1258)
(26-31-1,141) of OF WOLF AND MAN. PINCH BLISTER was savagely defeated by ZEVRAN in a
popular 5 minute gory melee. Tripwire over Suave. Things are not looking good for
Suave this week.
GRATH (81-581) (34-18-1,170) of OF WOLF AND MAN fought VIRGINIA, NO SANTA (65-
6623) (26-19-1,124) of GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS. GRATH won victory over VIRGINIA, NO
SANTA in a 2 minute gory fight. Tripwire over Assurnasirbanipal.
ALMOST PRETTY (42-4496) (43-30-0,171) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought LAZY LOOKOUT (42-
4504) (36-29-1,159) of DUNGEON CELL. ALMOST PRETTY vanquished LAZY LOOKOUT in a 2
minute uneven fight. Suave over One Armed Bandit.
DELAWARE RUN (42-4400) (81-56-5,179) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought THE BRIDE (45-
4180) (31-12-1,151) of DARQUE FORCES. DELAWARE RUN handily defeated THE BRIDE in an
action packed 1 minute uneven melee. Suave over Master Darque. Now things are
looking up for Suave. Just to be confusing.
PLANKTON (18-9748) (31-30-2,152) of SEA DOGS fought HEINRIK (81-1257) (32-27-
1,178) of CLAN LONGBEARD. PLANKTON was devastated by HEINRIK in a crowd pleasing 1
minute gory mismatched match. Visionist over One Armed Bandit.
EVANGELION (59-2340) (24-20-1,185) of IMPROVED ILLUSION fought RINDEL (29-5346)
(32-25-0,197) of MID EARTH. EVANGELION was devastated by RINDEL in a 2 minute gory
uneven brawl. Visionist over Master Darque.
The challenges:
OBROJOBO (7-5869) (22-21-1,147) of SENTINELS challenged RAGGEDY ANN (45-4148)
(35-15-0,157) of DARQUE FORCES. Up 10. OBROJOBO savagely defeated RAGGEDY ANN in an
action packed 2 minute Challenge fight. Nomad over Master Darque.
JOSH (18-9109) (23-12-0,151) of SHEPHERDS challenged FOUR OF SPADES (42-4234)
(69-42-2,203) of COLOR ME SUAVE. Up 52. JOSH was slaughtered by FOUR OF SPADES in a
1 minute uneven Challenge battle. Oops. Suave over Assurnasirbanipal.
SHINY PENNY (32-3789) (61-114-2,195) of FOUND IN THE SAND challenged FROO-FROO
(18-9589) (46-32-4,211) of CENTER FOR OLDS. Up 16. SHINY PENNY devastated FROO-FROO
in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight. Assurnasirbanipal over Suave.
And for the title:
MOIST TOWELETTE (42-4430) (55-41-4,240) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought DOMINATRIX (81-
583) (31-18-3,192) of OF WOLF AND MAN. MOIST TOWELETTE devastated DOMINATRIX in an
exciting 1 minute one-sided Title fight. This is Suave's entry retaining the honor
against Tripwire's efforts. Good work. Good column.
Larkin
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430 56 41 4 256 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
FOUR OF SPADES 42-4234 70 42 3 235 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
SHINY PENNY 32-3789 62 114 2 215 FOUND IN THE SAND (360) ARVAT
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-TING-TING 81-776 35 19 210 FUCHI OWNED (346) SHADOWSPIRE
RINDEL 29-5346 33 25 207 MID EARTH (316) LAPUR
DELAWARE RUN 42-4400 82 56 5 193 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
DOMINATRIX 81-583 31 19 3 188 OF WOLF AND MAN (343) SHADOWSPIRE
FROO-FROO 18-9589 46 33 4 187 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 44 30 183 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
HEINRIK 81-1257 33 27 1 183 CLAN LONGBEARD (374) SHADOWSPIRE
EVANGELION 59-2340 24 21 1 181 IMPROVED ILLUSION (349) ILLIS
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GRATH 81-581 35 18 1 172 OF WOLF AND MAN (343) SHADOWSPIRE
OBROJOBO 7-5869 23 21 1 170 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
JOSH 18-9109 23 13 160 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA
LAZY LOOKOUT 42-4504 36 30 1 157 DUNGEON CELL (347) RODEKI
THE BRIDE 45-4180 31 13 1 155 DARQUE FORCES (348) STORMCROWE
LORD EXETER 81-932 30 18 1 153 DRAGONBANE GUILD (334) SHADOWSPIRE
PLANKTON 18-9748 31 31 2 151 SEA DOGS (309) TALCAMA
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ZEVRAN 81-1258 27 31 1 151 OF WOLF AND MAN (343) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
RAGGEDY ANN 45-4148 35 16 149 DARQUE FORCES (348) STORMCROWE
GAD 18-9239 32 25 1 136 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623 26 20 1 136 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG
PINCH BLISTER 18-9859 32 28 133 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
ARIOCH 81-996 28 27 3 115 OF WOLF AND MAN (343) SHADOWSPIRE
FAN ZHEN 81-1288 23 13 2 112 DARQUE AGES (335) SHADOWSPIRE
AZAGHAL 81-1223 23 23 104 DRAGONBANE GUILD (334) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-VICTOR 81-1369 22 21 1 88 WARMASTERS (342) SHADOWSPIRE
THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 23 14 1 84 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
LHISSON 29-5456 30 30 83 MID EARTH (316) LAPUR
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 43 33 77 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
-CAJETAN 7-6036 18 18 1 68 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
BEDDER 18-10043 21 11 2 67 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 30 18 13 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
JOSH 18-9109 23 13 0 SHEPHERDS 359 FOUR OF SPADES 42-4234 17
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Pinch blister, the mortal enemy of lookouts everywhere... I know how to deal with
you. -- Lazy Lookout
I've been Froo'd. -- Shiny Penny
Lord Exeter -- Mediocrity becomes me. -- Gad
Heinrik -- I like that word, 'malevolent.' -- Virginia
Zevran -- That is what I call a profitable fight. -- Josh
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SHINY PENNY devastated FROO-FROO in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
JOSH was slaughtered by FOUR OF SPADES in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
OBROJOBO savagely defeated RAGGEDY ANN in a action packed 2 minute Challenge fight.
MOIST TOWELETTE devastated DOMINATRIX in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Title fight.
EVANGELION was devastated by RINDEL in a 2 minute gory uneven brawl.
PLANKTON was devastated by HEINRIK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory mismatched match.
DELAWARE RUN handily defeated THE BRIDE in a action packed 1 minute uneven melee.
ALMOST PRETTY vanquished LAZY LOOKOUT in a 2 minute uneven fight.
GRATH won victory over VIRGINIA, NO SANTA in a 2 minute gory fight.
PINCH BLISTER was savagely defeated by ZEVRAN in a popular 5 minute gory melee.
LORD EXETER savagely defeated FLOYD in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody match.
ARIOCH was devastated by GAD in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory one-sided battle.
FAN ZHEN handily defeated THE HYPHEN-DASH in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
AZAGHAL won victory over 1977 AMC MATADOR in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bout.
JELLO KNUCKLES was vanquished by CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
LHISSON bested BEDDER in a 1 minute fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 5 STRIKING ATTACK 16 - 4 - 0 80 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 4 LUNGING ATTACK 40 - 19 - 1 68 |
|TOTAL PARRY 4 SLASHING ATTACK 18 - 9 - 2 67 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 BASHING ATTACK 14 - 17 - 0 45 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 PARRY-LUNGE 18 - 22 - 0 45 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 12 - 15 - 0 44 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 WALL OF STEEL 13 - 18 - 1 42 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 AIMED BLOW 12 - 18 - 0 40 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 TOTAL PARRY 12 - 27 - 0 31 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 17 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 2 - 1 LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 3 4 LUNGING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 2 2 BASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 1 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 3 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 2 1 SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430 56 41 4 256 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
LUNGING ATTACK FOUR OF SPADES 42-4234 70 42 3 235 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
BASHING ATTACK SHINY PENNY 32-3789 62 114 2 215 FOUND IN THE SAND (360)
PARRY-RIPOSTE RINDEL 29-5346 33 25 0 207 MID EARTH (316)
SLASHING ATTACK FROO-FROO 18-9589 46 33 4 187 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
WALL OF STEEL ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 44 30 0 183 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
TOTAL PARRY GRATH 81-581 35 18 1 172 OF WOLF AND MAN (343)
AIMED BLOW JOSH 18-9109 23 13 0 160 SHEPHERDS (359)
PARRY-LUNGE LAZY LOOKOUT 42-4504 36 30 1 157 DUNGEON CELL (347)
The overall popularity leader is SHINY PENNY 32-3789. The most popular warrior this
turn was ZEVRAN 81-1258. The ten other most popular fighters were OBROJOBO 7-5869,
LORD EXETER 81-932, AZAGHAL 81-1223, HEINRIK 81-1257, ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496, GRATH
81-581, PINCH BLISTER 18-9859, MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430, RINDEL 29-5346, and DELAWARE
RUN 42-4400.
The least popular fighter this week was THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499. The other ten least
popular fighters were PLANKTON 18-9748, JOSH 18-9109, FROO-FROO 18-9589, BEDDER
18-10043, JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, THE BRIDE 45-4180, DOMINATRIX 81-583, LHISSON
29-5456, ARIOCH 81-996, and FOUR OF SPADES 42-4234.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
BONSUR(7) 1 0 0 ARVAT(32) 1 0 0 ILLIS(59) 0 1 0
TALCAMA(18) 1 5 0 RODEKI(42) 4 4 1 DAL SHANG(65) 0 1 0
LAPUR(29) 2 0 0 STORMCROWE(45) 0 2 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 6 2 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
OBROJOBO 7-5869 23 21 1 170 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
FROO-FROO 18-9589 46 33 4 187 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
RINDEL 29-5346 33 25 0 207 MID EARTH (316) LAPUR
SHINY PENNY 32-3789 62 114 2 215 FOUND IN THE SAND (360) ARVAT
MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430 56 41 4 256 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
THE BRIDE 45-4180 31 13 1 155 DARQUE FORCES (348) STORMCROWE
EVANGELION 59-2340 24 21 1 181 IMPROVED ILLUSION (349) ILLIS
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623 26 20 1 136 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DOMINATRIX 81-583 31 19 3 188 OF WOLF AND MAN (343) SHADOWSPIRE