AD Date : 03/13/2012 Duedate: 03/26/2012 STORM ROCK ARENA DM 107 TURN 17 RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K % 1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 90 57 2 61.2 6 MID EARTH 29/316 27 31 0 46.6 CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 YAMA BUSHI 30/317 2-FUCHI OWNED 81/346 10 7 0 58.8 CLAN LONGBEARD 81/374 3 DARQUE AGES 81/335 28 24 1 53.8 7 END 13/298 31 37 1 45.6 DARQUE FORCES 31/318 SHEPHERDS 18/359 DARQUE FORCES 45/348 FOUND IN THE SAND 32/360 IMPROVED ILLUSION 59/349 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS 65/361 4 SEA DOGS 1/300 17 17 0 50.0 8 VIKINGS 10/355 18 27 0 40.0 SEA DOGS 18/309 SENTINELS 7/354 DUNGEON CELL 42/347 NOMADIC TRIBE 21/310 5 OF WOLF AND 81/343 34 35 1 49.3 DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/334 REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER Alarond the Scribe seems to imply that a chatty spymaster gets rich. Hasn't worked for me yet. But I'll keep trying. Obrojobo had the biggest point gain at twenty-three. Arioch had the biggest drop at eighteen. Mid Earth was avoided by Dragonbane Guild. Froo-Froo was the most challenged. We had sixteen fights, three challenges, two standbys. Is all this significant? How should I know? I'm a reporter, not an analyst. I'm going to list managers in these fights, just to have something to talk about. Tell me if you like that, or would rather I didn't. Or if I got one of you wrong. LHISSON (29-5456) (29-30-0,61) of MID EARTH fought BEDDER (18-10043) (21-10- 2,83) of CENTER FOR OLDS. LHISSON bested BEDDER in a 1 minute fight. Good show for Lhisson, the crowds always like to see the underdog win. Visionist over Suave. JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (30-17-0,21) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought CAPTURED PIRATE KING (107-2) (0-0-0,30) of Miscellaneous Imported Standbys. JELLO KNUCKLES was vanquished by CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a 1 minute one-sided fray. As Pirate Kings go, I've seen better specimens. Suave over Arenamaster Jaime Rinvar. AZAGHAL (81-1223) (22-23-0,95) of DRAGONBANE GUILD fought 1977 AMC MATADOR (42- 4116) (43-32-0,76) of COLOR ME SUAVE. AZAGHAL won victory over 1977 AMC MATADOR in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bout. Nomad over Suave. FAN ZHEN (81-1288) (22-13-2,98) of DARQUE AGES fought THE HYPHEN-DASH (42-4499) (23-13-1,89) of COLOR ME SUAVE. FAN ZHEN handily defeated THE HYPHEN-DASH in a 1 minute one-sided conflict. Master Darque over Suave. ARIOCH (81-996) (28-26-3,133) of OF WOLF AND MAN fought GAD (18-9239) (31-25- 1,114) of SHEPHERDS. ARIOCH was devastated by GAD in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory one-sided battle. Assurnasirbanipal over Tripwire. LORD EXETER (81-932) (29-18-1,139) of DRAGONBANE GUILD fought FLOYD (107-10) (0- 0-0,150) of Miscellaneous Imported Standbys. LORD EXETER savagely defeated FLOYD in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody match. Nomad over Arenamaster Jaime Rinvar. PINCH BLISTER (18-9859) (32-27-0,136) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought ZEVRAN (81-1258) (26-31-1,141) of OF WOLF AND MAN. PINCH BLISTER was savagely defeated by ZEVRAN in a popular 5 minute gory melee. Tripwire over Suave. Things are not looking good for Suave this week. GRATH (81-581) (34-18-1,170) of OF WOLF AND MAN fought VIRGINIA, NO SANTA (65- 6623) (26-19-1,124) of GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS. GRATH won victory over VIRGINIA, NO SANTA in a 2 minute gory fight. Tripwire over Assurnasirbanipal. ALMOST PRETTY (42-4496) (43-30-0,171) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought LAZY LOOKOUT (42- 4504) (36-29-1,159) of DUNGEON CELL. ALMOST PRETTY vanquished LAZY LOOKOUT in a 2 minute uneven fight. Suave over One Armed Bandit. DELAWARE RUN (42-4400) (81-56-5,179) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought THE BRIDE (45- 4180) (31-12-1,151) of DARQUE FORCES. DELAWARE RUN handily defeated THE BRIDE in an action packed 1 minute uneven melee. Suave over Master Darque. Now things are looking up for Suave. Just to be confusing. PLANKTON (18-9748) (31-30-2,152) of SEA DOGS fought HEINRIK (81-1257) (32-27- 1,178) of CLAN LONGBEARD. PLANKTON was devastated by HEINRIK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory mismatched match. Visionist over One Armed Bandit. EVANGELION (59-2340) (24-20-1,185) of IMPROVED ILLUSION fought RINDEL (29-5346) (32-25-0,197) of MID EARTH. EVANGELION was devastated by RINDEL in a 2 minute gory uneven brawl. Visionist over Master Darque. The challenges: OBROJOBO (7-5869) (22-21-1,147) of SENTINELS challenged RAGGEDY ANN (45-4148) (35-15-0,157) of DARQUE FORCES. Up 10. OBROJOBO savagely defeated RAGGEDY ANN in an action packed 2 minute Challenge fight. Nomad over Master Darque. JOSH (18-9109) (23-12-0,151) of SHEPHERDS challenged FOUR OF SPADES (42-4234) (69-42-2,203) of COLOR ME SUAVE. Up 52. JOSH was slaughtered by FOUR OF SPADES in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle. Oops. Suave over Assurnasirbanipal. SHINY PENNY (32-3789) (61-114-2,195) of FOUND IN THE SAND challenged FROO-FROO (18-9589) (46-32-4,211) of CENTER FOR OLDS. Up 16. SHINY PENNY devastated FROO-FROO in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight. Assurnasirbanipal over Suave. And for the title: MOIST TOWELETTE (42-4430) (55-41-4,240) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought DOMINATRIX (81- 583) (31-18-3,192) of OF WOLF AND MAN. MOIST TOWELETTE devastated DOMINATRIX in an exciting 1 minute one-sided Title fight. This is Suave's entry retaining the honor against Tripwire's efforts. Good work. Good column. Larkin CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430 56 41 4 256 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY FOUR OF SPADES 42-4234 70 42 3 235 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI SHINY PENNY 32-3789 62 114 2 215 FOUND IN THE SAND (360) ARVAT GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY -TING-TING 81-776 35 19 210 FUCHI OWNED (346) SHADOWSPIRE RINDEL 29-5346 33 25 207 MID EARTH (316) LAPUR DELAWARE RUN 42-4400 82 56 5 193 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI DOMINATRIX 81-583 31 19 3 188 OF WOLF AND MAN (343) SHADOWSPIRE FROO-FROO 18-9589 46 33 4 187 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 44 30 183 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI HEINRIK 81-1257 33 27 1 183 CLAN LONGBEARD (374) SHADOWSPIRE EVANGELION 59-2340 24 21 1 181 IMPROVED ILLUSION (349) ILLIS GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY GRATH 81-581 35 18 1 172 OF WOLF AND MAN (343) SHADOWSPIRE OBROJOBO 7-5869 23 21 1 170 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR JOSH 18-9109 23 13 160 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA LAZY LOOKOUT 42-4504 36 30 1 157 DUNGEON CELL (347) RODEKI THE BRIDE 45-4180 31 13 1 155 DARQUE FORCES (348) STORMCROWE LORD EXETER 81-932 30 18 1 153 DRAGONBANE GUILD (334) SHADOWSPIRE PLANKTON 18-9748 31 31 2 151 SEA DOGS (309) TALCAMA GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY ZEVRAN 81-1258 27 31 1 151 OF WOLF AND MAN (343) SHADOWSPIRE GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY RAGGEDY ANN 45-4148 35 16 149 DARQUE FORCES (348) STORMCROWE GAD 18-9239 32 25 1 136 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623 26 20 1 136 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG PINCH BLISTER 18-9859 32 28 133 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA ARIOCH 81-996 28 27 3 115 OF WOLF AND MAN (343) SHADOWSPIRE FAN ZHEN 81-1288 23 13 2 112 DARQUE AGES (335) SHADOWSPIRE AZAGHAL 81-1223 23 23 104 DRAGONBANE GUILD (334) SHADOWSPIRE GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY -VICTOR 81-1369 22 21 1 88 WARMASTERS (342) SHADOWSPIRE THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 23 14 1 84 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI LHISSON 29-5456 30 30 83 MID EARTH (316) LAPUR 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 43 33 77 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI -CAJETAN 7-6036 18 18 1 68 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR BEDDER 18-10043 21 11 2 67 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 30 18 13 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN JOSH 18-9109 23 13 0 SHEPHERDS 359 FOUR OF SPADES 42-4234 17 PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE Pinch blister, the mortal enemy of lookouts everywhere... I know how to deal with you. -- Lazy Lookout I've been Froo'd. -- Shiny Penny Lord Exeter -- Mediocrity becomes me. -- Gad Heinrik -- I like that word, 'malevolent.' -- Virginia Zevran -- That is what I call a profitable fight. -- Josh LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS SHINY PENNY devastated FROO-FROO in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight. JOSH was slaughtered by FOUR OF SPADES in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle. OBROJOBO savagely defeated RAGGEDY ANN in a action packed 2 minute Challenge fight. MOIST TOWELETTE devastated DOMINATRIX in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Title fight. EVANGELION was devastated by RINDEL in a 2 minute gory uneven brawl. PLANKTON was devastated by HEINRIK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory mismatched match. DELAWARE RUN handily defeated THE BRIDE in a action packed 1 minute uneven melee. ALMOST PRETTY vanquished LAZY LOOKOUT in a 2 minute uneven fight. GRATH won victory over VIRGINIA, NO SANTA in a 2 minute gory fight. PINCH BLISTER was savagely defeated by ZEVRAN in a popular 5 minute gory melee. LORD EXETER savagely defeated FLOYD in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody match. ARIOCH was devastated by GAD in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory one-sided battle. FAN ZHEN handily defeated THE HYPHEN-DASH in a 1 minute one-sided conflict. AZAGHAL won victory over 1977 AMC MATADOR in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bout. JELLO KNUCKLES was vanquished by CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a 1 minute one-sided fray. LHISSON bested BEDDER in a 1 minute fight. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |LUNGING ATTACK 5 STRIKING ATTACK 16 - 4 - 0 80 | |PARRY-LUNGE 4 LUNGING ATTACK 40 - 19 - 1 68 | |TOTAL PARRY 4 SLASHING ATTACK 18 - 9 - 2 67 | |AIMED BLOW 3 BASHING ATTACK 14 - 17 - 0 45 | |SLASHING ATTACK 3 PARRY-LUNGE 18 - 22 - 0 45 | |STRIKING ATTACK 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 12 - 15 - 0 44 | |BASHING ATTACK 3 WALL OF STEEL 13 - 18 - 1 42 | |WALL OF STEEL 3 AIMED BLOW 12 - 18 - 0 40 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 TOTAL PARRY 12 - 27 - 0 31 | |PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 | Turn 17 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: AIMED BLOW 2 - 1 LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 3 4 LUNGING ATTACK SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 2 2 BASHING ATTACK STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 1 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 3 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE BASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 STRIKING ATTACK PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 2 1 SLASHING ATTACK PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME STRIKING ATTACK MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430 56 41 4 256 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) LUNGING ATTACK FOUR OF SPADES 42-4234 70 42 3 235 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) BASHING ATTACK SHINY PENNY 32-3789 62 114 2 215 FOUND IN THE SAND (360) PARRY-RIPOSTE RINDEL 29-5346 33 25 0 207 MID EARTH (316) SLASHING ATTACK FROO-FROO 18-9589 46 33 4 187 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) WALL OF STEEL ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 44 30 0 183 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) TOTAL PARRY GRATH 81-581 35 18 1 172 OF WOLF AND MAN (343) AIMED BLOW JOSH 18-9109 23 13 0 160 SHEPHERDS (359) PARRY-LUNGE LAZY LOOKOUT 42-4504 36 30 1 157 DUNGEON CELL (347) The overall popularity leader is SHINY PENNY 32-3789. The most popular warrior this turn was ZEVRAN 81-1258. The ten other most popular fighters were OBROJOBO 7-5869, LORD EXETER 81-932, AZAGHAL 81-1223, HEINRIK 81-1257, ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496, GRATH 81-581, PINCH BLISTER 18-9859, MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430, RINDEL 29-5346, and DELAWARE RUN 42-4400. The least popular fighter this week was THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499. The other ten least popular fighters were PLANKTON 18-9748, JOSH 18-9109, FROO-FROO 18-9589, BEDDER 18-10043, JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, THE BRIDE 45-4180, DOMINATRIX 81-583, LHISSON 29-5456, ARIOCH 81-996, and FOUR OF SPADES 42-4234. Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K BONSUR(7) 1 0 0 ARVAT(32) 1 0 0 ILLIS(59) 0 1 0 TALCAMA(18) 1 5 0 RODEKI(42) 4 4 1 DAL SHANG(65) 0 1 0 LAPUR(29) 2 0 0 STORMCROWE(45) 0 2 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 6 2 0 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY OBROJOBO 7-5869 23 21 1 170 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR FROO-FROO 18-9589 46 33 4 187 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA RINDEL 29-5346 33 25 0 207 MID EARTH (316) LAPUR SHINY PENNY 32-3789 62 114 2 215 FOUND IN THE SAND (360) ARVAT MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430 56 41 4 256 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI THE BRIDE 45-4180 31 13 1 155 DARQUE FORCES (348) STORMCROWE EVANGELION 59-2340 24 21 1 181 IMPROVED ILLUSION (349) ILLIS VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623 26 20 1 136 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY DOMINATRIX 81-583 31 19 3 188 OF WOLF AND MAN (343) SHADOWSPIRE