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Date   : 03/13/2012    Duedate: 03/26/2012

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 17

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365   90   57   2 61.2    6 MID EARTH 29/316      27   31   0 46.6
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364                      YAMA BUSHI 30/317
  2-FUCHI OWNED 81/346    10    7   0 58.8      CLAN LONGBEARD 81/374
  3 DARQUE AGES 81/335    28   24   1 53.8    7 END 13/298            31   37   1 45.6
    DARQUE FORCES 31/318                        SHEPHERDS 18/359
    DARQUE FORCES 45/348                        FOUND IN THE SAND 32/360
    IMPROVED ILLUSION 59/349                    GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS 65/361
  4 SEA DOGS 1/300        17   17   0 50.0    8 VIKINGS 10/355        18   27   0 40.0
    SEA DOGS 18/309                             SENTINELS 7/354
    DUNGEON CELL 42/347                         NOMADIC TRIBE 21/310
  5 OF WOLF AND  81/343   34   35   1 49.3      DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/334

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Alarond the Scribe seems to imply that a chatty spymaster gets rich.  Hasn't
worked for me yet.  But I'll keep trying.

     Obrojobo had the biggest point gain at twenty-three.
     Arioch had the biggest drop at eighteen.
     Mid Earth was avoided by Dragonbane Guild.
     Froo-Froo was the most challenged.
     We had sixteen fights, three challenges, two standbys.
     Is all this significant?  How should I know?  I'm a reporter, not an analyst.

I'm going to list managers in these fights, just to have something to talk about.
Tell me if you like that, or would rather I didn't.  Or if I got one of you wrong.
     LHISSON (29-5456) (29-30-0,61) of MID EARTH fought BEDDER (18-10043) (21-10-
2,83) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  LHISSON bested BEDDER in a 1 minute fight.  Good show for
Lhisson, the crowds always like to see the underdog win.  Visionist over Suave.
     JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (30-17-0,21) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought CAPTURED PIRATE
KING (107-2) (0-0-0,30) of Miscellaneous Imported Standbys.  JELLO KNUCKLES was
vanquished by CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a 1 minute one-sided fray.  As Pirate Kings go,
I've seen better specimens.  Suave over Arenamaster Jaime Rinvar.
     AZAGHAL (81-1223) (22-23-0,95) of DRAGONBANE GUILD fought 1977 AMC MATADOR (42-
4116) (43-32-0,76) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  AZAGHAL won victory over 1977 AMC MATADOR in a
crowd pleasing 3 minute bout.  Nomad over Suave.
     FAN ZHEN (81-1288) (22-13-2,98) of DARQUE AGES fought THE HYPHEN-DASH (42-4499)
(23-13-1,89) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  FAN ZHEN handily defeated THE HYPHEN-DASH in a 1
minute one-sided conflict.  Master Darque over Suave.
     ARIOCH (81-996) (28-26-3,133) of OF WOLF AND MAN fought GAD (18-9239) (31-25-
1,114) of SHEPHERDS.  ARIOCH was devastated by GAD in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory
one-sided battle.  Assurnasirbanipal over Tripwire.
     LORD EXETER (81-932) (29-18-1,139) of DRAGONBANE GUILD fought FLOYD (107-10) (0-
0-0,150) of Miscellaneous Imported Standbys.  LORD EXETER savagely defeated FLOYD in
a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody match.  Nomad over Arenamaster Jaime Rinvar.

     PINCH BLISTER (18-9859) (32-27-0,136) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought ZEVRAN (81-1258)
(26-31-1,141) of OF WOLF AND MAN.  PINCH BLISTER was savagely defeated by ZEVRAN in a
popular 5 minute gory melee.  Tripwire over Suave.  Things are not looking good for
Suave this week.
     GRATH (81-581) (34-18-1,170) of OF WOLF AND MAN fought VIRGINIA, NO SANTA (65-
6623) (26-19-1,124) of GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS.  GRATH won victory over VIRGINIA, NO
SANTA in a 2 minute gory fight.  Tripwire over Assurnasirbanipal.
     ALMOST PRETTY (42-4496) (43-30-0,171) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought LAZY LOOKOUT (42-
4504) (36-29-1,159) of DUNGEON CELL.  ALMOST PRETTY vanquished LAZY LOOKOUT in a 2
minute uneven fight.  Suave over One Armed Bandit.
     DELAWARE RUN (42-4400) (81-56-5,179) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought THE BRIDE (45-
4180) (31-12-1,151) of DARQUE FORCES.  DELAWARE RUN handily defeated THE BRIDE in an
action packed 1 minute uneven melee.  Suave over Master Darque.  Now things are
looking up for Suave.  Just to be confusing.
     PLANKTON (18-9748) (31-30-2,152) of SEA DOGS fought HEINRIK (81-1257) (32-27-
1,178) of CLAN LONGBEARD.  PLANKTON was devastated by HEINRIK in a crowd pleasing 1
minute gory mismatched match.  Visionist over One Armed Bandit.
     EVANGELION (59-2340) (24-20-1,185) of IMPROVED ILLUSION fought RINDEL (29-5346)
(32-25-0,197) of MID EARTH.  EVANGELION was devastated by RINDEL in a 2 minute gory
uneven brawl.  Visionist over Master Darque.

The challenges:
     OBROJOBO (7-5869) (22-21-1,147) of SENTINELS challenged RAGGEDY ANN (45-4148)
(35-15-0,157) of DARQUE FORCES.  Up 10.  OBROJOBO savagely defeated RAGGEDY ANN in an
action packed 2 minute Challenge fight.  Nomad over Master Darque.
     JOSH (18-9109) (23-12-0,151) of SHEPHERDS challenged FOUR OF SPADES (42-4234)
(69-42-2,203) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  Up 52.  JOSH was slaughtered by FOUR OF SPADES in a
1 minute uneven Challenge battle.  Oops.  Suave over Assurnasirbanipal.
     SHINY PENNY (32-3789) (61-114-2,195) of FOUND IN THE SAND challenged FROO-FROO
(18-9589) (46-32-4,211) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  Up 16.  SHINY PENNY devastated FROO-FROO
in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.  Assurnasirbanipal over Suave.

And for the title:
     MOIST TOWELETTE (42-4430) (55-41-4,240) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought DOMINATRIX (81-
583) (31-18-3,192) of OF WOLF AND MAN.  MOIST TOWELETTE devastated DOMINATRIX in an
exciting 1 minute one-sided Title fight.  This is Suave's entry retaining the honor
against Tripwire's efforts.  Good work.  Good column.

                                       Larkin

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430      56  41  4  256  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 FOUR OF SPADES 42-4234       70  42  3  235  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 SHINY PENNY 32-3789          62 114  2  215  FOUND IN THE SAND (360)    ARVAT

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-TING-TING 81-776             35  19     210  FUCHI OWNED (346)          SHADOWSPIRE
 RINDEL 29-5346               33  25     207  MID EARTH (316)            LAPUR
 DELAWARE RUN 42-4400         82  56  5  193  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 DOMINATRIX 81-583            31  19  3  188  OF WOLF AND MAN (343)      SHADOWSPIRE
 FROO-FROO 18-9589            46  33  4  187  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496        44  30     183  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 HEINRIK 81-1257              33  27  1  183  CLAN LONGBEARD (374)       SHADOWSPIRE
 EVANGELION 59-2340           24  21  1  181  IMPROVED ILLUSION (349)    ILLIS

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GRATH 81-581                 35  18  1  172  OF WOLF AND MAN (343)      SHADOWSPIRE
 OBROJOBO 7-5869              23  21  1  170  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR
 JOSH 18-9109                 23  13     160  SHEPHERDS (359)            TALCAMA
 LAZY LOOKOUT 42-4504         36  30  1  157  DUNGEON CELL (347)         RODEKI
 THE BRIDE 45-4180            31  13  1  155  DARQUE FORCES (348)        STORMCROWE
 LORD EXETER 81-932           30  18  1  153  DRAGONBANE GUILD (334)     SHADOWSPIRE
 PLANKTON 18-9748             31  31  2  151  SEA DOGS (309)             TALCAMA

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ZEVRAN 81-1258               27  31  1  151  OF WOLF AND MAN (343)      SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RAGGEDY ANN 45-4148          35  16     149  DARQUE FORCES (348)        STORMCROWE
 GAD 18-9239                  32  25  1  136  SHEPHERDS (359)            TALCAMA
 VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623   26  20  1  136  GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG
 PINCH BLISTER 18-9859        32  28     133  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 ARIOCH 81-996                28  27  3  115  OF WOLF AND MAN (343)      SHADOWSPIRE
 FAN ZHEN 81-1288             23  13  2  112  DARQUE AGES (335)          SHADOWSPIRE
 AZAGHAL 81-1223              23  23     104  DRAGONBANE GUILD (334)     SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-VICTOR 81-1369               22  21  1   88  WARMASTERS (342)           SHADOWSPIRE
 THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499      23  14  1   84  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 LHISSON 29-5456              30  30      83  MID EARTH (316)            LAPUR
 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116     43  33      77  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
-CAJETAN 7-6036               18  18  1   68  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR
 BEDDER 18-10043              21  11  2   67  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554       30  18      13  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN
JOSH 18-9109              23  13  0 SHEPHERDS 359          FOUR OF SPADES 42-4234     17

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Pinch blister, the mortal enemy of lookouts everywhere...  I know how to deal with
you. -- Lazy Lookout

I've been Froo'd. -- Shiny Penny

Lord Exeter -- Mediocrity becomes me. -- Gad

Heinrik -- I like that word, 'malevolent.' -- Virginia

Zevran -- That is what I call a profitable fight. -- Josh

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SHINY PENNY devastated FROO-FROO in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
JOSH was slaughtered by FOUR OF SPADES in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
OBROJOBO savagely defeated RAGGEDY ANN in a action packed 2 minute Challenge fight.
MOIST TOWELETTE devastated DOMINATRIX in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Title fight.
EVANGELION was devastated by RINDEL in a 2 minute gory uneven brawl.
PLANKTON was devastated by HEINRIK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory mismatched match.
DELAWARE RUN handily defeated THE BRIDE in a action packed 1 minute uneven melee.
ALMOST PRETTY vanquished LAZY LOOKOUT in a 2 minute uneven fight.
GRATH won victory over VIRGINIA, NO SANTA in a 2 minute gory fight.
PINCH BLISTER was savagely defeated by ZEVRAN in a popular 5 minute gory melee.
LORD EXETER savagely defeated FLOYD in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody match.
ARIOCH was devastated by GAD in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory one-sided battle.
FAN ZHEN handily defeated THE HYPHEN-DASH in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
AZAGHAL won victory over 1977 AMC MATADOR in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bout.
JELLO KNUCKLES was vanquished by CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
LHISSON bested BEDDER in a 1 minute fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   5         STRIKING ATTACK   16 -   4 -  0      80  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      4         LUNGING ATTACK    40 -  19 -  1      68  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         SLASHING ATTACK   18 -   9 -  2      67  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         BASHING ATTACK    14 -  17 -  0      45  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         PARRY-LUNGE       18 -  22 -  0      45  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         PARRY-RIPOSTE     12 -  15 -  0      44  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         WALL OF STEEL     13 -  18 -  1      42  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         AIMED BLOW        12 -  18 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         TOTAL PARRY       12 -  27 -  0      31  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn  17 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         2 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  3         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  2         2  BASHING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        1 -  3         2  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  2                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430    56  41  4  256 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
LUNGING ATTACK   FOUR OF SPADES 42-4234     70  42  3  235 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
BASHING ATTACK   SHINY PENNY 32-3789        62 114  2  215 FOUND IN THE SAND (360)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RINDEL 29-5346             33  25  0  207 MID EARTH (316)
SLASHING ATTACK  FROO-FROO 18-9589          46  33  4  187 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
WALL OF STEEL    ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496      44  30  0  183 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
TOTAL PARRY      GRATH 81-581               35  18  1  172 OF WOLF AND MAN (343)
AIMED BLOW       JOSH 18-9109               23  13  0  160 SHEPHERDS (359)
PARRY-LUNGE      LAZY LOOKOUT 42-4504       36  30  1  157 DUNGEON CELL (347)

The overall popularity leader is SHINY PENNY 32-3789.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was ZEVRAN 81-1258.  The ten other most popular fighters were OBROJOBO 7-5869, 
LORD EXETER 81-932, AZAGHAL 81-1223, HEINRIK 81-1257, ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496, GRATH 
81-581, PINCH BLISTER 18-9859, MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430, RINDEL 29-5346, and DELAWARE 
RUN 42-4400.

The least popular fighter this week was THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were PLANKTON 18-9748, JOSH 18-9109, FROO-FROO 18-9589, BEDDER 
18-10043, JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, THE BRIDE 45-4180, DOMINATRIX 81-583, LHISSON 
29-5456, ARIOCH 81-996, and FOUR OF SPADES 42-4234.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
BONSUR(7)            1  0 0  ARVAT(32)            1  0 0  ILLIS(59)            0  1 0  
TALCAMA(18)          1  5 0  RODEKI(42)           4  4 1  DAL SHANG(65)        0  1 0  
LAPUR(29)            2  0 0  STORMCROWE(45)       0  2 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      6  2 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 OBROJOBO 7-5869             23  21  1  170  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR
 FROO-FROO 18-9589           46  33  4  187  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 RINDEL 29-5346              33  25  0  207  MID EARTH (316)            LAPUR
 SHINY PENNY 32-3789         62 114  2  215  FOUND IN THE SAND (360)    ARVAT
 MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430     56  41  4  256  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 THE BRIDE 45-4180           31  13  1  155  DARQUE FORCES (348)        STORMCROWE
 EVANGELION 59-2340          24  21  1  181  IMPROVED ILLUSION (349)    ILLIS
 VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623  26  20  1  136  GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DOMINATRIX 81-583           31  19  3  188  OF WOLF AND MAN (343)      SHADOWSPIRE