AD Date : 03/27/2012 Duedate: 04/09/2012 STORM ROCK ARENA DM 107 TURN 18 RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K % 1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 96 61 2 61.1 6 END 13/298 32 40 1 44.4 CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 SHEPHERDS 18/359 2-FUCHI OWNED 81/346 10 7 0 58.8 FOUND IN THE SAND 32/360 3 DARQUE AGES 81/335 31 25 1 55.4 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS 65/361 DARQUE FORCES 31/318 7 MID EARTH 29/316 27 34 0 44.3 DARQUE FORCES 45/348 YAMA BUSHI 30/317 IMPROVED ILLUSION 59/349 CLAN LONGBEARD 81/374 4 SEA DOGS 1/300 18 18 0 50.0 8 VIKINGS 10/355 20 28 0 41.7 SEA DOGS 18/309 SENTINELS 7/354 DUNGEON CELL 42/347 NOMADIC TRIBE 21/310 5 OF WOLF AND 81/343 35 38 1 47.9 DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/334 REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER You elder fighters surely remember me. The younger ones may call me Olaf Modeen. I return to STORM ROCK once again! What's with AZAGHAL? He actually beat DARQUE FORCES' RAGGEDY ANN, and walked away with 41 more points from the fight. Laughs were big at DRAGONBANE GUILD while they watched AZAGHAL clobber RAGGEDY ANN. She lost 27 points and got bruised from objects thrown from the stands. FOUND IN THE SAND's hatred of COLOR ME SUAVE surfaced again as SHINY PENNY challenged STORM ROCK's top dog. I can barely restrain my enthusiam for FOUND IN THE SAND's outstanding member, Duelmaster SHINY PENNY. I suppose you want to hear some rumors and dirty gossip about your fellow fighters? Tough! If at first you don't succeed, avoid. That'll get you in the Spyreports. How well I know the feeling of being in the most avoided team! Don't fall out of practive, MID EARTH! In my day, no team with a 17-27-0 would scare me off! What's the problem, DRAGONBANE GUILD? What do people see in ALMOST PRETTY? Hers 44-31-0? COLOR ME SUAVE ain't talkin', but she's got 181 points. Maybe DARQUE FORCES' THE BRIDE is one of those gals who likes pain, or something. That's what she'll get next week, after challenging up 52 to RINDEL. THE BRIDE overcame RINDEL (THE BRIDE getting 38 points, too!)--Ooh baby! Now dat I likes! Keep challenging up 33 points, JOSH, and I won't have to write about you much longer. DELAWARE RUN always accepts those kind of challenges... JOSH found one way to advance: challenging DELAWARE RUN and losing, but getting 5 points. No brain, no pain. Warriors of STORM ROCK unite. You have only your games to lose! Is it my imagination, or are fighters getting younger every day? To die so young, so gloriously! Who knows what the future holds for a warrior. More fights, there's no doubt. STORM ROCK is a nice place to live, but I don't like to live in nice places. Time for my medication, so I'll leave now. Practice, practice, practice!-- Olaf Modeen CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY SHINY PENNY 32-3789 63 114 2 234 FOUND IN THE SAND (360) ARVAT GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY FOUR OF SPADES 42-4234 71 42 3 248 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY -TING-TING 81-776 35 19 210 FUCHI OWNED (346) SHADOWSPIRE DELAWARE RUN 42-4400 83 56 5 200 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI EVANGELION 59-2340 25 21 1 197 IMPROVED ILLUSION (349) ILLIS FROO-FROO 18-9589 47 33 4 193 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA THE BRIDE 45-4180 32 13 1 193 DARQUE FORCES (348) STORMCROWE GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY OBROJOBO 7-5869 24 21 1 193 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430 56 42 4 191 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI DOMINATRIX 81-583 31 20 3 188 OF WOLF AND MAN (343) SHADOWSPIRE HEINRIK 81-1257 33 28 1 185 CLAN LONGBEARD (374) SHADOWSPIRE ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 44 31 181 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY RINDEL 29-5346 33 26 172 MID EARTH (316) LAPUR JOSH 18-9109 23 14 165 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA GRATH 81-581 35 19 1 162 OF WOLF AND MAN (343) SHADOWSPIRE PINCH BLISTER 18-9859 33 28 160 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA LAZY LOOKOUT 42-4504 36 31 1 159 DUNGEON CELL (347) RODEKI ZEVRAN 81-1258 28 31 1 156 OF WOLF AND MAN (343) SHADOWSPIRE PLANKTON 18-9748 32 31 2 153 SEA DOGS (309) TALCAMA GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY AZAGHAL 81-1223 24 23 145 DRAGONBANE GUILD (334) SHADOWSPIRE FAN ZHEN 81-1288 24 13 2 139 DARQUE AGES (335) SHADOWSPIRE VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623 26 21 1 136 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG LORD EXETER 81-932 30 19 1 134 DRAGONBANE GUILD (334) SHADOWSPIRE RAGGEDY ANN 45-4148 35 17 122 DARQUE FORCES (348) STORMCROWE ARIOCH 81-996 28 28 3 119 OF WOLF AND MAN (343) SHADOWSPIRE GAD 18-9239 32 26 1 117 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY -VICTOR 81-1369 22 21 1 88 WARMASTERS (342) SHADOWSPIRE BEDDER 18-10043 22 11 2 85 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 44 33 79 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI LHISSON 29-5456 30 31 68 MID EARTH (316) LAPUR -CAJETAN 7-6036 18 18 1 68 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 23 15 1 67 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 30 19 17 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE This personal contains no information. You need not read it. It exists only to convince hal that the critical parts of the newsletter are present and ready to print. LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS SHINY PENNY devastated MOIST TOWELETTE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight. EVANGELION narrowly defeated ALMOST PRETTY in a exciting 5 minute Challenge melee. OBROJOBO vanquished GRATH in a popular 2 minute gory mismatched Challenge brawl. THE BRIDE demolished RINDEL in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition. JOSH was overpowered by DELAWARE RUN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle. FAN ZHEN devastated GAD in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge competition. VIRGINIA, NO SANTA was overcome by ZEVRAN in a action packed 2 minute Challenge melee. FOUR OF SPADES vanquished DOMINATRIX in a 1 minute uneven fight. FROO-FROO vanquished LAZY LOOKOUT in a 1 minute one-sided fight. HEINRIK was luckily beaten by VERMICIOUS KNID in a popular 3 minute gory melee. LORD EXETER was demolished by PINCH BLISTER in a 1 minute mismatched match. PLANKTON viciously subdued ARIOCH in a exciting 3 minute bloody battle. AZAGHAL savagely defeated RAGGEDY ANN in a crowd pleasing 4 minute gory conflict. JELLO KNUCKLES was vanquished by UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a 1 minute mismatched bout. THE HYPHEN-DASH was handily defeated by UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a 1 minute bout. BEDDER devastated LHISSON in a 1 minute one-sided brawl. 1977 AMC MATADOR beat CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a 2 minute match. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |LUNGING ATTACK 5 STRIKING ATTACK 16 - 6 - 0 73 | |PARRY-LUNGE 4 SLASHING ATTACK 18 - 9 - 2 67 | |TOTAL PARRY 4 LUNGING ATTACK 37 - 21 - 1 64 | |SLASHING ATTACK 3 PARRY-LUNGE 19 - 20 - 0 49 | |BASHING ATTACK 3 WALL OF STEEL 14 - 16 - 1 47 | |AIMED BLOW 3 BASHING ATTACK 14 - 16 - 0 47 | |STRIKING ATTACK 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 11 - 14 - 0 44 | |WALL OF STEEL 3 AIMED BLOW 12 - 18 - 0 40 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 TOTAL PARRY 10 - 29 - 0 26 | |PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 | Turn 18 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 3 5 LUNGING ATTACK BASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 AIMED BLOW 1 - 2 2 BASHING ATTACK PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 2 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 2 2 SLASHING ATTACK PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 2 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE TOTAL PARRY 1 - 3 1 STRIKING ATTACK PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME BASHING ATTACK SHINY PENNY 32-3789 63 114 2 234 FOUND IN THE SAND (360) LUNGING ATTACK FOUR OF SPADES 42-4234 71 42 3 248 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) PARRY-RIPOSTE EVANGELION 59-2340 25 21 1 197 IMPROVED ILLUSION (349) SLASHING ATTACK FROO-FROO 18-9589 47 33 4 193 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) STRIKING ATTACK MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430 56 42 4 191 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) WALL OF STEEL ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 44 31 0 181 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) AIMED BLOW JOSH 18-9109 23 14 0 165 SHEPHERDS (359) TOTAL PARRY GRATH 81-581 35 19 1 162 OF WOLF AND MAN (343) PARRY-LUNGE LAZY LOOKOUT 42-4504 36 31 1 159 DUNGEON CELL (347) The overall popularity leader is SHINY PENNY 32-3789. The most popular warrior this turn was AZAGHAL 81-1223. The ten other most popular fighters were PLANKTON 18-9748, ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496, EVANGELION 59-2340, OBROJOBO 7-5869, HEINRIK 81-1257, SHINY PENNY 32-3789, VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623, ZEVRAN 81-1258, THE BRIDE 45-4180, and 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116. The least popular fighter this week was LHISSON 29-5456. The other ten least popular fighters were THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499, LAZY LOOKOUT 42-4504, DOMINATRIX 81-583, GAD 18-9239, JOSH 18-9109, JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, LORD EXETER 81-932, RINDEL 29-5346, BEDDER 18-10043, and ARIOCH 81-996. Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K BONSUR(7) 1 0 0 ARVAT(32) 1 0 0 ILLIS(59) 1 0 0 TALCAMA(18) 4 2 0 RODEKI(42) 3 5 0 DAL SHANG(65) 0 1 0 LAPUR(29) 0 2 0 STORMCROWE(45) 1 1 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 3 5 0 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY OBROJOBO 7-5869 24 21 1 193 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR FROO-FROO 18-9589 47 33 4 193 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA RINDEL 29-5346 33 26 0 172 MID EARTH (316) LAPUR SHINY PENNY 32-3789 63 114 2 234 FOUND IN THE SAND (360) ARVAT FOUR OF SPADES 42-4234 71 42 3 248 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI THE BRIDE 45-4180 32 13 1 193 DARQUE FORCES (348) STORMCROWE EVANGELION 59-2340 25 21 1 197 IMPROVED ILLUSION (349) ILLIS VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623 26 21 1 136 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG DOMINATRIX 81-583 31 20 3 188 OF WOLF AND MAN (343) SHADOWSPIRE