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Date   : 03/27/2012    Duedate: 04/09/2012

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 18

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365   96   61   2 61.1    6 END 13/298            32   40   1 44.4
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364                      SHEPHERDS 18/359
  2-FUCHI OWNED 81/346    10    7   0 58.8      FOUND IN THE SAND 32/360
  3 DARQUE AGES 81/335    31   25   1 55.4      GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS 65/361
    DARQUE FORCES 31/318                      7 MID EARTH 29/316      27   34   0 44.3
    DARQUE FORCES 45/348                        YAMA BUSHI 30/317
    IMPROVED ILLUSION 59/349                    CLAN LONGBEARD 81/374
  4 SEA DOGS 1/300        18   18   0 50.0    8 VIKINGS 10/355        20   28   0 41.7
    SEA DOGS 18/309                             SENTINELS 7/354
    DUNGEON CELL 42/347                         NOMADIC TRIBE 21/310
  5 OF WOLF AND  81/343   35   38   1 47.9      DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/334

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     You elder fighters surely remember me.  The younger ones may call me Olaf 
Modeen.  I return to STORM ROCK once again!  What's with AZAGHAL?  He actually beat 
DARQUE FORCES' RAGGEDY ANN, and walked away with 41 more points from the fight.  
Laughs were big at DRAGONBANE GUILD while they watched AZAGHAL clobber RAGGEDY ANN.  
She lost 27 points and got bruised from objects thrown from the stands.  FOUND IN THE 
SAND's hatred of COLOR ME SUAVE surfaced again as SHINY PENNY challenged STORM ROCK's 
top dog.  I can barely restrain my enthusiam for FOUND IN THE SAND's outstanding 
member, Duelmaster SHINY PENNY.  I suppose you want to hear some rumors and dirty 
gossip about your fellow fighters?  Tough!   
     If at first you don't succeed, avoid.  That'll get you in the Spyreports.  How 
well I know the feeling of being in the most avoided team!  Don't fall out of 
practive, MID EARTH!  In my day, no team with a 17-27-0 would scare me off!  What's 
the problem, DRAGONBANE GUILD?  What do people see in ALMOST PRETTY?  Hers 44-31-0?  
COLOR ME SUAVE ain't talkin', but she's got 181 points.  Maybe DARQUE FORCES' THE 
BRIDE is one of those gals who likes pain, or something.  That's what she'll get next 
week, after challenging up 52 to RINDEL.  THE BRIDE overcame RINDEL (THE BRIDE 
getting 38 points, too!)--Ooh baby!  Now dat I likes!  Keep challenging up 33 points, 
JOSH, and I won't have to write about you much longer.  DELAWARE RUN always accepts 
those kind of challenges...  JOSH found one way to advance:  challenging DELAWARE RUN 
and losing, but getting 5 points.  No brain, no pain.   
     Warriors of STORM ROCK unite.  You have only your games to lose!  Is it my 
imagination, or are fighters getting younger every day?  To die so young, so 
gloriously!   
     Who knows what the future holds for a warrior.  More fights, there's no doubt.  
STORM ROCK is a nice place to live, but I don't like to live in nice places.  Time 
for my medication, so I'll leave now.  Practice, practice, practice!-- Olaf Modeen  

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SHINY PENNY 32-3789          63 114  2  234  FOUND IN THE SAND (360)    ARVAT

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 FOUR OF SPADES 42-4234       71  42  3  248  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-TING-TING 81-776             35  19     210  FUCHI OWNED (346)          SHADOWSPIRE
 DELAWARE RUN 42-4400         83  56  5  200  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 EVANGELION 59-2340           25  21  1  197  IMPROVED ILLUSION (349)    ILLIS
 FROO-FROO 18-9589            47  33  4  193  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 THE BRIDE 45-4180            32  13  1  193  DARQUE FORCES (348)        STORMCROWE

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 OBROJOBO 7-5869              24  21  1  193  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR
 MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430      56  42  4  191  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 DOMINATRIX 81-583            31  20  3  188  OF WOLF AND MAN (343)      SHADOWSPIRE
 HEINRIK 81-1257              33  28  1  185  CLAN LONGBEARD (374)       SHADOWSPIRE
 ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496        44  31     181  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RINDEL 29-5346               33  26     172  MID EARTH (316)            LAPUR
 JOSH 18-9109                 23  14     165  SHEPHERDS (359)            TALCAMA
 GRATH 81-581                 35  19  1  162  OF WOLF AND MAN (343)      SHADOWSPIRE
 PINCH BLISTER 18-9859        33  28     160  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 LAZY LOOKOUT 42-4504         36  31  1  159  DUNGEON CELL (347)         RODEKI
 ZEVRAN 81-1258               28  31  1  156  OF WOLF AND MAN (343)      SHADOWSPIRE
 PLANKTON 18-9748             32  31  2  153  SEA DOGS (309)             TALCAMA

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 AZAGHAL 81-1223              24  23     145  DRAGONBANE GUILD (334)     SHADOWSPIRE
 FAN ZHEN 81-1288             24  13  2  139  DARQUE AGES (335)          SHADOWSPIRE
 VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623   26  21  1  136  GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG
 LORD EXETER 81-932           30  19  1  134  DRAGONBANE GUILD (334)     SHADOWSPIRE
 RAGGEDY ANN 45-4148          35  17     122  DARQUE FORCES (348)        STORMCROWE
 ARIOCH 81-996                28  28  3  119  OF WOLF AND MAN (343)      SHADOWSPIRE
 GAD 18-9239                  32  26  1  117  SHEPHERDS (359)            TALCAMA

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-VICTOR 81-1369               22  21  1   88  WARMASTERS (342)           SHADOWSPIRE
 BEDDER 18-10043              22  11  2   85  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116     44  33      79  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 LHISSON 29-5456              30  31      68  MID EARTH (316)            LAPUR
-CAJETAN 7-6036               18  18  1   68  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR
 THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499      23  15  1   67  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554       30  19      17  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

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                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SHINY PENNY devastated MOIST TOWELETTE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
EVANGELION narrowly defeated ALMOST PRETTY in a exciting 5 minute Challenge melee.
OBROJOBO vanquished GRATH in a popular 2 minute gory mismatched Challenge brawl.
THE BRIDE demolished RINDEL in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
JOSH was overpowered by DELAWARE RUN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
FAN ZHEN devastated GAD in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge competition.
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA was overcome by ZEVRAN in a action packed 2 minute Challenge melee.
FOUR OF SPADES vanquished DOMINATRIX in a 1 minute uneven fight.
FROO-FROO vanquished LAZY LOOKOUT in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
HEINRIK was luckily beaten by VERMICIOUS KNID in a popular 3 minute gory melee.
LORD EXETER was demolished by PINCH BLISTER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
PLANKTON viciously subdued ARIOCH in a exciting 3 minute bloody battle.
AZAGHAL savagely defeated RAGGEDY ANN in a crowd pleasing 4 minute gory conflict.
JELLO KNUCKLES was vanquished by UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
THE HYPHEN-DASH was handily defeated by UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a 1 minute bout.
BEDDER devastated LHISSON in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
1977 AMC MATADOR beat CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a 2 minute match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   5         STRIKING ATTACK   16 -   6 -  0      73  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      4         SLASHING ATTACK   18 -   9 -  2      67  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         LUNGING ATTACK    37 -  21 -  1      64  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         PARRY-LUNGE       19 -  20 -  0      49  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         WALL OF STEEL     14 -  16 -  1      47  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         BASHING ATTACK    14 -  16 -  0      47  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         PARRY-RIPOSTE     11 -  14 -  0      44  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         AIMED BLOW        12 -  18 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         TOTAL PARRY       10 -  29 -  0      26  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn  18 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  3         5  LUNGING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  1     AIMED BLOW         1 -  2         2  BASHING ATTACK 
PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  2     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  2         2  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  2         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              TOTAL PARRY        1 -  3         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   SHINY PENNY 32-3789        63 114  2  234 FOUND IN THE SAND (360)
LUNGING ATTACK   FOUR OF SPADES 42-4234     71  42  3  248 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    EVANGELION 59-2340         25  21  1  197 IMPROVED ILLUSION (349)
SLASHING ATTACK  FROO-FROO 18-9589          47  33  4  193 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
STRIKING ATTACK  MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430    56  42  4  191 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
WALL OF STEEL    ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496      44  31  0  181 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
AIMED BLOW       JOSH 18-9109               23  14  0  165 SHEPHERDS (359)
TOTAL PARRY      GRATH 81-581               35  19  1  162 OF WOLF AND MAN (343)
PARRY-LUNGE      LAZY LOOKOUT 42-4504       36  31  1  159 DUNGEON CELL (347)

The overall popularity leader is SHINY PENNY 32-3789.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was AZAGHAL 81-1223.  The ten other most popular fighters were PLANKTON 18-9748, 
ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496, EVANGELION 59-2340, OBROJOBO 7-5869, HEINRIK 81-1257, SHINY 
PENNY 32-3789, VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623, ZEVRAN 81-1258, THE BRIDE 45-4180, and 
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116.

The least popular fighter this week was LHISSON 29-5456.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499, LAZY LOOKOUT 42-4504, DOMINATRIX 81-583, GAD 
18-9239, JOSH 18-9109, JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, LORD EXETER 81-932, RINDEL 29-5346, 
BEDDER 18-10043, and ARIOCH 81-996.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
BONSUR(7)            1  0 0  ARVAT(32)            1  0 0  ILLIS(59)            1  0 0  
TALCAMA(18)          4  2 0  RODEKI(42)           3  5 0  DAL SHANG(65)        0  1 0  
LAPUR(29)            0  2 0  STORMCROWE(45)       1  1 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      3  5 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 OBROJOBO 7-5869             24  21  1  193  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR
 FROO-FROO 18-9589           47  33  4  193  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 RINDEL 29-5346              33  26  0  172  MID EARTH (316)            LAPUR
 SHINY PENNY 32-3789         63 114  2  234  FOUND IN THE SAND (360)    ARVAT
 FOUR OF SPADES 42-4234      71  42  3  248  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 THE BRIDE 45-4180           32  13  1  193  DARQUE FORCES (348)        STORMCROWE
 EVANGELION 59-2340          25  21  1  197  IMPROVED ILLUSION (349)    ILLIS
 VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623  26  21  1  136  GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG
 DOMINATRIX 81-583           31  20  3  188  OF WOLF AND MAN (343)      SHADOWSPIRE