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Date : 04/24/2012 Duedate: 05/07/2012
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 20
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 111 66 2 62.7 FIVE MOUSEKETEERS 32/380
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 WARRIORS OF STEEL 43/383
2 DARQUE AGES 81/335 35 29 1 54.7 GIRL SCOUT COOKIES 33/321
DARQUE FORCES 31/318 4 OF WOLF AND 81/343 38 42 1 47.5
DARQUE FORCES 45/348 5 VIKINGS 10/355 23 30 0 43.4
IMPROVED ILLUSION 59/349 SENTINELS 7/354
3 HEROES 33/381 367 316 3 53.7 NOMADIC TRIBE 21/310
MY PETS 9/378 DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/334
RHYME TYME 55/385 6 MID EARTH 29/316 29 38 0 43.3
MOUSE MANIA 67/386 YAMA BUSHI 30/317
PICK ME UPS 36/382 CLAN LONGBEARD 81/374
WE WANT RAISES 75/6 7 END 13/298 33 47 1 41.2
SCARRY BEASTIES 74/4 SHEPHERDS 18/359
FLOWER CHILDREN 22/379 FOUND IN THE SAND 32/360
VIOLENT VEGGIES 49/384 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS 65/361
THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
Reflections by the Champion of the Horn
The more things change, the more they stay the same. I'm surrounded by idiots,
the premier of which happens to be my manager. My invite to Primus still hasn't
come, and I'm still hitting the gym three times a day. No special supplements for
me, thanks. After all this time, does anyone consider it strange how no one's done
any steroid checks on gladiators? Maybe it's because we're immortal here? Even so,
I'd rather not let one head grow and the other shrivel. Leave that for people like
Suave.
I continue to abide by his rule of no challenges or avoids, so I suspect I'll
face a standby or two until Shiny Penny can surprisingly beat some of my teammates.
At least that's what Suave says. What a surprise? Really? They're managed by you.
Losses are predicable. Expected. Destined.
I'd like to stay atop this heap of garbage for a full split, but last time I
made that prediction, some NPC drugged my morning meal. I see no other explanation.
Whatever. Wherever I end up in the ranks, I'll always be the best warrior in Storm
Rock. A place, I should mention, that would benefit with a bigger press junket and
publicity budget.
-- Four of Spades
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
So! Here we are with our first fights after the Split. I hear that things got
confused for a bit, some warriors called back to Talahya, but it looks like they've
returned. Good! We want them here, and as many more as we can get.
Some details: Zevran got the most points, 29. 1977 AMC Matador lost the most,
27. No avoids, no deaths, one challenge. That last means that Almost Pretty got the
"most" (only) challenges.
Fifteen fights, one challenge, five standbys. Could be worse, but I hope to see
it better next time.
1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (44-34-0,63) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought ALASTARIAN
DESERTER (107-1) (0-0-0,30) of Fine Imported Standbys. 1977 AMC MATADOR was handily
defeated by ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a 4 minute fight. That's got to be seriously
embarrassing.
THE HYPHEN-DASH (42-4499) (24-15-1,69) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought CAPTURED PIRATE
KING (107-2) (0-0-0,30) of Fine Imported Standbys. THE HYPHEN-DASH savagely defeated
CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a popular 2 minute brawl. Dashed the Pirate to the ground!
Good work.
JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (31-19-0,35) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought RIRORNI SOLDIER
(107-3) (0-0-0,30) of Fine Imported Standbys. JELLO KNUCKLES overcame RIRORNI
SOLDIER in an exciting 2 minute contest. This one might count as evenly matched, for
a change. You have to wonder, since we have a full set of standbys, why some of the
standby fights are so ill-matched. Well, you don't have to wonder, but I do.
LHISSON (29-5456) (31-31-0,91) of MID EARTH fought BEDDER (18-10043) (23-11-
2,89) of CENTER FOR OLDS. LHISSON was demolished by BEDDER in a 1 minute mismatched
match. Probably just luck that Lhisson wasn't put to bed with a shovel.
RAGGEDY ANN (45-4148) (36-17-0,141) of DARQUE FORCES fought EVIL INPUTTER (107-
7) (0-0-0,110) of Fine Imported Standbys. RAGGEDY ANN narrowly defeated EVIL
INPUTTER in a popular 2 minute gory melee. Good work.
WALLI WEEBLE (21-6935) (31-21-0,137) of NOMADIC TRIBE fought VIRGINIA, NO SANTA
(65-6623) (26-23-1,111) of GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS. WALLI WEEBLE won victory over
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA in a popular 3 minute fight. Is this what Walli wanted for
Christmas?
FAN ZHEN (81-1288) (24-14-2,126) of DARQUE AGES fought ZORRO, THE GAY BLADE
(107-8) (0-0-0,110) of Fine Imported Standbys. FAN ZHEN was vanquished by ZORRO, THE
GAY BLADE in a 1 minute uneven fight. Oops.
PINCH BLISTER (18-9859) (33-29-0,157) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought GAD (18-9239)
(32-28-1,126) of SHEPHERDS. PINCH BLISTER was overcome by GAD in an action packed 5
minute gruesome melee. Blistered his hide good, too.
SHINY PENNY (32-3789) (63-116-2,199) of FOUND IN THE SAND fought EVANGELION (59-
2340) (26-21-1,209) of IMPROVED ILLUSION. SHINY PENNY was beaten by EVANGELION in a
crowd pleasing 5 minute gory brawl. And we know that Evangelion has no hidden
tourney fights, too!
DELAWARE RUN (42-4400) (85-56-5,210) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought DOMINATRIX (81-
583) (31-21-3,189) of OF WOLF AND MAN. DELAWARE RUN won victory over DOMINATRIX in a
crowd pleasing 2 minute fight. Is it suave to run out on a dominatrix? Effective,
anyway.
FROO-FROO (18-9589) (48-33-4,205) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought GRATH (81-581) (36-
19-1,187) of OF WOLF AND MAN. FROO-FROO overpowered GRATH in a crowd pleasing 1
minute mismatched match. I picture Froo-Froo in armor with pink ruffles. Am I right
on this? And marabou.
RINDEL (29-5346) (34-26-0,195) of MID EARTH fought ZEVRAN (81-1258) (29-31-
1,165) of OF WOLF AND MAN. RINDEL was devastated by ZEVRAN in a 1 minute one-sided
contest. For this, Zevran got the big point gain, and it's well-earned.
MOIST TOWELETTE (42-4430) (57-42-4,213) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought THE BRIDE (45-
4180) (32-14-1,186) of DARQUE FORCES. MOIST TOWELETTE demolished THE BRIDE in a 1
minute uneven fight. Wiped her face right off. That's the trouble with these moist
wipers.
The challenge:
JOSH (18-9109) (23-16-0,150) of SHEPHERDS challenged ALMOST PRETTY (42-4496)
(44-32-0,173) of COLOR ME SUAVE. Up 23. JOSH was bested by ALMOST PRETTY in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute Challenge fight. She looks really good when she's flushed with
victory, too.
For the title:
FOUR OF SPADES (42-4234) (72-43-3,199) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought HEINRIK (81-
1257) (33-29-1,181) of CLAN LONGBEARD. FOUR OF SPADES vanquished HEINRIK in a 1
minute uneven Title battle. It's hard to beat four spades. Congratulations.
Larkin
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
FOUR OF SPADES 42-4234 73 43 3 206 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430 58 42 4 228 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
FROO-FROO 18-9589 49 33 4 222 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
DELAWARE RUN 42-4400 86 56 5 220 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
EVANGELION 59-2340 27 21 1 217 IMPROVED ILLUSION (349) ILLIS
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SHINY PENNY 32-3789 63 117 2 199 FOUND IN THE SAND (360) ARVAT
DOMINATRIX 81-583 31 22 3 196 OF WOLF AND MAN (343) SHADOWSPIRE
ZEVRAN 81-1258 30 31 1 194 OF WOLF AND MAN (343) SHADOWSPIRE
GRATH 81-581 36 20 1 184 OF WOLF AND MAN (343) SHADOWSPIRE
HEINRIK 81-1257 33 30 1 184 CLAN LONGBEARD (374) SHADOWSPIRE
THE BRIDE 45-4180 32 15 1 184 DARQUE FORCES (348) STORMCROWE
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 45 32 177 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
RINDEL 29-5346 34 27 170 MID EARTH (316) LAPUR
GAD 18-9239 33 28 1 152 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JOSH 18-9109 23 17 150 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA
RAGGEDY ANN 45-4148 37 17 143 DARQUE FORCES (348) STORMCROWE
-LORD EXETER 81-932 31 19 1 141 DRAGONBANE GUILD (334) SHADOWSPIRE
WALLI WEEBLE 21-6935 32 21 139 NOMADIC TRIBE (310) SUNSET
PINCH BLISTER 18-9859 33 30 138 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623 26 24 1 119 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG
-ARIOCH 81-996 28 29 3 116 OF WOLF AND MAN (343) SHADOWSPIRE
FAN ZHEN 81-1288 24 15 2 108 DARQUE AGES (335) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BEDDER 18-10043 24 11 2 100 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
LHISSON 29-5456 31 32 83 MID EARTH (316) LAPUR
THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 25 15 1 71 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
-BUZZ 83-155 15 9 70 OLLIS HEROES (387) TELORINTHE
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 32 19 40 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 44 35 36 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
No telling what happens to the throne, with warriors transferring in and out of Storm
Rock...
This is true.
Another 0-fer for me last turn puts me at the bottom of the ranks! -- Assur
Nowhere to go but up!
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
JOSH was bested by ALMOST PRETTY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge fight.
FOUR OF SPADES vanquished HEINRIK in a 1 minute uneven Title battle.
MOIST TOWELETTE demolished THE BRIDE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
RINDEL was devastated by ZEVRAN in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
FROO-FROO overpowered GRATH in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
DELAWARE RUN won victory over DOMINATRIX in a crowd pleasing 2 minute fight.
SHINY PENNY was beaten by EVANGELION in a crowd pleasing 5 minute gory brawl.
PINCH BLISTER was overcome by GAD in a action packed 5 minute gruesome melee.
FAN ZHEN was vanquished by ZORRO, THE GAY BLADE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
WALLI WEEBLE won victory over VIRGINIA, NO SANTA in a popular 3 minute fight.
RAGGEDY ANN narrowly defeated EVIL INPUTTER in a popular 2 minute gory melee.
LHISSON was demolished by BEDDER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
JELLO KNUCKLES overcame RIRORNI SOLDIER in a exciting 2 minute contest.
THE HYPHEN-DASH savagely defeated CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a popular 2 minute brawl.
1977 AMC MATADOR was handily defeated by ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a 4 minute fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY 5 STRIKING ATTACK 19 - 6 - 0 76 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 5 SLASHING ATTACK 17 - 10 - 2 63 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 LUNGING ATTACK 33 - 23 - 1 59 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 12 - 12 - 0 50 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 PARRY-LUNGE 17 - 18 - 0 49 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 AIMED BLOW 13 - 17 - 0 43 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 BASHING ATTACK 13 - 17 - 0 43 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 WALL OF STEEL 12 - 17 - 0 41 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 TOTAL PARRY 15 - 27 - 0 36 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 20 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 3 4 LUNGING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 0 AIMED BLOW 1 - 2 2 BASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 2 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 1 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW
1 TOTAL PARRY
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK FOUR OF SPADES 42-4234 73 43 3 206 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
STRIKING ATTACK MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430 58 42 4 228 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
SLASHING ATTACK FROO-FROO 18-9589 49 33 4 222 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
BASHING ATTACK DELAWARE RUN 42-4400 86 56 5 220 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-RIPOSTE EVANGELION 59-2340 27 21 1 217 IMPROVED ILLUSION (349)
AIMED BLOW ZEVRAN 81-1258 30 31 1 194 OF WOLF AND MAN (343)
TOTAL PARRY GRATH 81-581 36 20 1 184 OF WOLF AND MAN (343)
WALL OF STEEL ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 45 32 0 177 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-LUNGE GAD 18-9239 33 28 1 152 SHEPHERDS (359)
The overall popularity leader is SHINY PENNY 32-3789. The most popular warrior this
turn was SHINY PENNY 32-3789. The ten other most popular fighters were VIRGINIA, NO
SANTA 65-6623, EVANGELION 59-2340, GAD 18-9239, DELAWARE RUN 42-4400, THE HYPHEN-DASH
42-4499, FROO-FROO 18-9589, PINCH BLISTER 18-9859, JOSH 18-9109, DOMINATRIX 81-583,
and ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496.
The least popular fighter this week was LHISSON 29-5456. The other ten least popular
fighters were FAN ZHEN 81-1288, THE BRIDE 45-4180, HEINRIK 81-1257, GRATH 81-581,
RINDEL 29-5346, 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, BEDDER 18-10043, RAGGEDY ANN 45-4148,
ZEVRAN 81-1258, and MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
TALCAMA(18) 3 2 0 ARVAT(32) 0 1 0 ILLIS(59) 1 0 0
SUNSET(21) 1 0 0 RODEKI(42) 6 1 0 DAL SHANG(65) 0 1 0
LAPUR(29) 0 2 0 STORMCROWE(45) 1 1 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 1 4 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
FROO-FROO 18-9589 49 33 4 222 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
WALLI WEEBLE 21-6935 32 21 0 139 NOMADIC TRIBE (310) SUNSET
RINDEL 29-5346 34 27 0 170 MID EARTH (316) LAPUR
SHINY PENNY 32-3789 63 117 2 199 FOUND IN THE SAND (360) ARVAT
FOUR OF SPADES 42-4234 73 43 3 206 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
THE BRIDE 45-4180 32 15 1 184 DARQUE FORCES (348) STORMCROWE
EVANGELION 59-2340 27 21 1 217 IMPROVED ILLUSION (349) ILLIS
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623 26 24 1 119 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG
DOMINATRIX 81-583 31 22 3 196 OF WOLF AND MAN (343) SHADOWSPIRE