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Date : 05/08/2012 Duedate: 05/21/2012
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 21
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 118 69 2 63.1 DARQUE FORCES 31/318
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 DARQUE FORCES 45/348
2-HEROES 33/381 367 316 3 53.7 IMPROVED ILLUSION 59/349
MY PETS 9/378 4 OF WOLF AND 81/343 38 45 1 45.8
RHYME TYME 55/385 5 VIKINGS 10/355 26 31 0 45.6
MOUSE MANIA 67/386 SENTINELS 7/354
PICK ME UPS 36/382 NOMADIC TRIBE 21/310
WE WANT RAISES 75/6 DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/334
SCARRY BEASTIES 74/4 6 MID EARTH 29/316 30 40 0 42.9
FLOWER CHILDREN 22/379 YAMA BUSHI 30/317
VIOLENT VEGGIES 49/384 CLAN LONGBEARD 81/374
FIVE MOUSEKETEERS 32/380 7 END 13/298 35 49 1 41.7
WARRIORS OF STEEL 43/383 SHEPHERDS 18/359
GIRL SCOUT COOKIES 33/321 FOUND IN THE SAND 32/360
3 DARQUE AGES 81/335 36 32 1 52.9 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS 65/361
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Okay, we have fights. We have paper and pen. We have daylight. We have...
action!
Biggest point movements: Fan Zhen, up fifty. Almost Pretty down thirty-seven.
Same fight.
Center for Olds was most avoided, and Nomadic Tribe avoided them the most. Gad
got the most challenges.
We had fifteen fights (how about some recruiting, you guys?), involving two
standbys and three challenges.
1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (44-35-0,36) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought RIRORNI SOLDIER
(107-3) (0-0-0,30) of Standard Imported Standbys. 1977 AMC MATADOR devastated
RIRORNI SOLDIER in an exciting 1 minute uneven duel. A confusing image: Did Matador
run over the Soldier in a chariot, or distract him with a red cape and stab him?
Suave, can you tell us what happened here?
THE HYPHEN-DASH (42-4499) (25-15-1,71) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought LHISSON (29-
5456) (31-32-0,83) of MID EARTH. THE HYPHEN-DASH handily defeated LHISSON in a
popular 1 minute uneven fight. That fight was about as long as a hyphen.
JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (32-19-0,40) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought UNEMPLOYED PERSON
(107-5) (0-0-0,70) of Standard Imported Standbys. JELLO KNUCKLES was bested by
UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a 2 minute bloody bout. Understandable given the different
ranks, but embarrassing anyway. I have often wondered why this Unemployed Person
hasn't been hired as a gladiator. Anyone have a clue?
AZAGHAL (81-1223) (24-24-0,136) of DRAGONBANE GUILD fought BEDDER (18-10043)
(24-11-2,100) of CENTER FOR OLDS. AZAGHAL bested BEDDER in an exciting 3 minute
battle. Yet another example of how little effort (apparently) the handicapper puts
into getting a truly balanced match.
PINCH BLISTER (18-9859) (33-30-0,138) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought VIRGINIA, NO
SANTA (65-6623) (26-24-1,119) of GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS. PINCH BLISTER bested
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA in a 3 minute conflict. If blisters are what you get for
Christmas, then definitely no Santa!
ALMOST PRETTY (42-4496) (45-32-0,177) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought FAN ZHEN (81-
1288) (24-15-2,108) of DARQUE AGES. ALMOST PRETTY was beaten by FAN ZHEN in an
exciting 2 minute brutal fight. The fight that resulted in the most movement.
Clearly, Fan Zhen is a warrior to watch. From a safe distance.
GRATH (81-581) (36-20-1,184) of OF WOLF AND MAN fought OBROJOBO (7-5869) (24-22-
1,174) of SENTINELS. GRATH was savagely defeated by OBROJOBO in an exciting 2 minute
gruesome fight. Underdog win here, always popular with the fans and sure to annoy
the bookies.
SHINY PENNY (32-3789) (63-117-2,199) of FOUND IN THE SAND fought HEINRIK (81-
1257) (33-30-1,184) of CLAN LONGBEARD. SHINY PENNY overpowered HEINRIK in a 1 minute
uneven duel. These long-bearded types are suckers for a shiny trinket, I guess. Not
to mention the experience difference.
DELAWARE RUN (42-4400) (86-56-5,220) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought THE BRIDE (45-
4180) (32-15-1,184) of DARQUE FORCES. DELAWARE RUN vanquished THE BRIDE in an action
packed 1 minute uneven duel. Not a runaway bride, so... a runaway groom? All the
way to Delaware.
MOIST TOWELETTE (42-4430) (58-42-4,228) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought ZEVRAN (81-
1258) (30-31-1,194) of OF WOLF AND MAN. MOIST TOWELETTE devastated ZEVRAN in an
action packed 1 minute one-sided competition. Many wolves are unnerved if you wash
their faces. Of course, first you have to get close enough and survive it....
FROO-FROO (18-9589) (49-33-4,222) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought DOMINATRIX (81-583)
(31-22-3,196) of OF WOLF AND MAN. FROO-FROO vanquished DOMINATRIX in an exciting 1
minute mismatched fight. News flash! The Dominatrix can't face marabou. Come to
that, I don't think I've ever seen armor trimmed that lavishly with ostrich feathers.
It's... unnerving.
The challenges:
LORD EXETER (81-932) (31-19-1,141) of DRAGONBANE GUILD challenged RAGGEDY ANN
(45-4148) (37-17-0,143) of DARQUE FORCES. Up 2. LORD EXETER overpowered RAGGEDY ANN
in a 3 minute mismatched Challenge duel. He *told* her to come dressed in her
best....
JOSH (18-9109) (23-17-0,150) of SHEPHERDS challenged RINDEL (29-5346) (34-27-
0,170) of MID EARTH. Up 20. JOSH was overcome by RINDEL in a 2 minute Challenge
match. Not especially surprising. I hope the skills were good, Josh.
WALLI WEEBLE (21-6935) (32-21-0,139) of NOMADIC TRIBE challenged GAD (18-9239)
(33-28-1,152) of SHEPHERDS. Up 13. WALLI WEEBLE was devastated by GAD in a 5 minute
mismatched Challenge fight. If it took Gad five minutes to win, that suggests that
Walli wasn't so over-matched as all that.
For the title:
FOUR OF SPADES (42-4234) (73-43-3,206) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought EVANGELION (59-
2340) (27-21-1,217) of IMPROVED ILLUSION. FOUR OF SPADES overpowered EVANGELION in a
1 minute mismatched Title match. Having the fifth ace definitely WAS an illusion.
Good work, Four. Write and tell us about it.
Larkin
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
FOUR OF SPADES 42-4234 74 43 3 220 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430 59 42 4 237 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
FROO-FROO 18-9589 50 33 4 237 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
DELAWARE RUN 42-4400 87 56 5 236 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SHINY PENNY 32-3789 64 117 2 208 FOUND IN THE SAND (360) ARVAT
EVANGELION 59-2340 27 22 1 198 IMPROVED ILLUSION (349) ILLIS
DOMINATRIX 81-583 31 23 3 192 OF WOLF AND MAN (343) SHADOWSPIRE
ZEVRAN 81-1258 30 32 1 190 OF WOLF AND MAN (343) SHADOWSPIRE
THE BRIDE 45-4180 32 16 1 186 DARQUE FORCES (348) STORMCROWE
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HEINRIK 81-1257 33 31 1 178 CLAN LONGBEARD (374) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GRATH 81-581 36 21 1 175 OF WOLF AND MAN (343) SHADOWSPIRE
RINDEL 29-5346 35 27 174 MID EARTH (316) LAPUR
GAD 18-9239 34 28 1 168 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA
LORD EXETER 81-932 32 19 1 165 DRAGONBANE GUILD (334) SHADOWSPIRE
FAN ZHEN 81-1288 25 15 2 158 DARQUE AGES (335) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JOSH 18-9109 23 18 150 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA
ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 45 33 140 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
PINCH BLISTER 18-9859 34 30 140 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
RAGGEDY ANN 45-4148 37 18 136 DARQUE FORCES (348) STORMCROWE
WALLI WEEBLE 21-6935 32 22 134 NOMADIC TRIBE (310) SUNSET
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623 26 25 1 121 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG
-ARIOCH 81-996 28 29 3 116 OF WOLF AND MAN (343) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BEDDER 18-10043 24 12 2 100 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 26 15 1 87 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
LHISSON 29-5456 31 33 70 MID EARTH (316) LAPUR
-ZIGGY PIKE 81-1487 16 20 68 DRAGONBANE GUILD (334) SHADOWSPIRE
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 45 35 45 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 32 20 43 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Darque -- Do you realize how long I've treasured this Penny? And you go and rub it
in my face as to just how worthless a penny is. Even a Shiny Penny! -- Assur
Almost Pretty -- You flatter yourself. -- Josh
Pinch Blister -- Nothing like facing you for a confidence booster. How do you
motivate yourself to even leave your room, when you face the mirror?!? -- Gad
Walli Weeble -- What I think of you cannot be written in print here. -- Virginia
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
WALLI WEEBLE was devastated by GAD in a 5 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
JOSH was overcome by RINDEL in a 2 minute Challenge match.
LORD EXETER overpowered RAGGEDY ANN in a 3 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
FOUR OF SPADES overpowered EVANGELION in a 1 minute mismatched Title match.
FROO-FROO vanquished DOMINATRIX in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
MOIST TOWELETTE devastated ZEVRAN in a action packed 1 minute one-sided competition.
DELAWARE RUN vanquished THE BRIDE in a action packed 1 minute uneven duel.
SHINY PENNY overpowered HEINRIK in a 1 minute uneven duel.
GRATH was savagely defeated by OBROJOBO in a exciting 2 minute gruesome fight.
ALMOST PRETTY was beaten by FAN ZHEN in a exciting 2 minute brutal fight.
PINCH BLISTER bested VIRGINIA, NO SANTA in a 3 minute conflict.
AZAGHAL bested BEDDER in a exciting 3 minute battle.
JELLO KNUCKLES was bested by UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a 2 minute bloody bout.
THE HYPHEN-DASH handily defeated LHISSON in a popular 1 minute uneven fight.
1977 AMC MATADOR devastated RIRORNI SOLDIER in a exciting 1 minute uneven duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 5 STRIKING ATTACK 19 - 7 - 0 73 |
|TOTAL PARRY 5 SLASHING ATTACK 18 - 9 - 0 67 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 PARRY-LUNGE 19 - 14 - 0 58 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 LUNGING ATTACK 30 - 25 - 1 55 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 11 - 12 - 0 48 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 BASHING ATTACK 14 - 16 - 0 47 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 AIMED BLOW 12 - 18 - 0 40 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 WALL OF STEEL 11 - 17 - 0 39 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 TOTAL PARRY 15 - 28 - 0 35 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 21 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 3 4 LUNGING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 4 2 BASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 1 AIMED BLOW 0 - 3 1 STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW
1 TOTAL PARRY
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK FOUR OF SPADES 42-4234 74 43 3 220 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
STRIKING ATTACK MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430 59 42 4 237 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
SLASHING ATTACK FROO-FROO 18-9589 50 33 4 237 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
BASHING ATTACK DELAWARE RUN 42-4400 87 56 5 236 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-RIPOSTE EVANGELION 59-2340 27 22 1 198 IMPROVED ILLUSION (349)
AIMED BLOW ZEVRAN 81-1258 30 32 1 190 OF WOLF AND MAN (343)
TOTAL PARRY GRATH 81-581 36 21 1 175 OF WOLF AND MAN (343)
PARRY-LUNGE GAD 18-9239 34 28 1 168 SHEPHERDS (359)
WALL OF STEEL ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 45 33 0 140 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
The overall popularity leader is SHINY PENNY 32-3789. The most popular warrior this
turn was FAN ZHEN 81-1288. The ten other most popular fighters were LORD EXETER
81-932, OBROJOBO 7-5869, GAD 18-9239, BEDDER 18-10043, FROO-FROO 18-9589, MOIST
TOWELETTE 42-4430, DELAWARE RUN 42-4400, PINCH BLISTER 18-9859, AZAGHAL 81-1223, and
JOSH 18-9109.
The least popular fighter this week was HEINRIK 81-1257. The other ten least popular
fighters were WALLI WEEBLE 21-6935, JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496,
THE BRIDE 45-4180, ZEVRAN 81-1258, EVANGELION 59-2340, LHISSON 29-5456, THE
HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499, GRATH 81-581, and 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
BONSUR(7) 1 0 0 ARVAT(32) 1 0 0 ILLIS(59) 0 1 0
TALCAMA(18) 3 2 0 RODEKI(42) 5 2 0 DAL SHANG(65) 0 1 0
SUNSET(21) 0 1 0 STORMCROWE(45) 0 2 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 3 4 0
LAPUR(29) 1 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
FROO-FROO 18-9589 50 33 4 237 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
WALLI WEEBLE 21-6935 32 22 0 134 NOMADIC TRIBE (310) SUNSET
RINDEL 29-5346 35 27 0 174 MID EARTH (316) LAPUR
SHINY PENNY 32-3789 64 117 2 208 FOUND IN THE SAND (360) ARVAT
FOUR OF SPADES 42-4234 74 43 3 220 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
THE BRIDE 45-4180 32 16 1 186 DARQUE FORCES (348) STORMCROWE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
EVANGELION 59-2340 27 22 1 198 IMPROVED ILLUSION (349) ILLIS
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623 26 25 1 121 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG
DOMINATRIX 81-583 31 23 3 192 OF WOLF AND MAN (343) SHADOWSPIRE