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Date : 07/03/2012 Duedate: 07/16/2012
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 25
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 146 81 2 64.3 DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/334
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 4 MID EARTH 29/316 36 46 0 43.9
2 DARQUE AGES 81/335 45 39 1 53.6 YAMA BUSHI 30/317
DARQUE FORCES 31/318 CLAN LONGBEARD 81/374
DARQUE FORCES 45/348 5 OF WOLF AND 81/343 40 55 1 42.1
IMPROVED ILLUSION 59/349 6 END 13/298 38 62 1 38.0
3 VIKINGS 10/355 34 35 0 49.3 SHEPHERDS 18/359
SENTINELS 7/354 FOUND IN THE SAND 32/360
NOMADIC TRIBE 21/310 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS 65/361
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
It's a hot summer day here, and I begin to wonder why we don't hold these fights
at night. Sure, there are bugs at night, but what's a bug or two to a warrior? Is
it the memory of your earlier dueling years, when a fight at night carried ominous
possibilities?
Ah, well, hot or not, here we are. Darque Ages were most avoided, which is what
I was just saying, isn't it? Or is it? Nomadic Tribe's been avoiding them the most.
Fifteen fights, three standbys, four challenges. Here we go--
1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (47-36-0,45) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought CAPTURED PIRATE
KING (107-2) (0-0-0,30) of the Same Imported Standbys. 1977 AMC MATADOR overcame
CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bout. Ran him down in the street
of Storm Rock and smashed him flat.
JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (32-23-0,30) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought R.O.U.S. (107-4)
(0-0-0,50) of the Same Imported Standbys. JELLO KNUCKLES viciously subdued R.O.U.S.
in a crowd pleasing 7 minute gruesome bout. Gruesome it may have been, but the fans
loved it and voted Jello Most Popular Today. Nobody likes a rat.
BEDDER (18-10043) (24-15-2,100) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought LHISSON (29-5456) (33-
34-0,83) of MID EARTH. BEDDER handily defeated LHISSON in a 1 minute one-sided
conflict. For reasons which are a mystery to me, Lhisson was the least popular
today.
GRATH (81-581) (36-24-1,158) of OF WOLF AND MAN fought AZAGHAL (81-1223) (26-25-
0,141) of DRAGONBANE GUILD. GRATH was savagely defeated by AZAGHAL in a crowd
pleasing 3 minute gory match. Some people really come across as dragons, by reason
of appearance or attitude, and that brings out the dragon bane effect in any worthy
warrior.
ZEVRAN (81-1258) (30-35-1,176) of OF WOLF AND MAN fought THE HYPHEN-DASH (42-
4499) (29-15-1,105) of COLOR ME SUAVE. ZEVRAN was demolished by THE HYPHEN-DASH in a
1 minute mismatched competition. This was the fight that involved the most movement
in the ranks: Hyphen-Dash up forty-nine, Zevran down forty-two.
DELAWARE RUN (42-4400) (89-57-5,194) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought FAN ZHEN (81-1288)
(27-16-2,152) of DARQUE AGES. DELAWARE RUN handily defeated FAN ZHEN in an exciting
1 minute one-sided bout. I've been meaning to ask, is Delaware Run a river or a
race?
RINDEL (29-5346) (37-28-0,194) of MID EARTH fought RAGGEDY ANN (45-4148) (40-18-
0,166) of DARQUE FORCES. RINDEL vanquished RAGGEDY ANN in a popular 3 minute brutal
one-sided duel. A battle of titans, with Rindel being the top ripper and Raggedy the
leading total parry.
OBROJOBO (7-5869) (26-23-1,186) of SENTINELS fought PINCH BLISTER (18-9859) (35-
32-0,160) of CENTER FOR OLDS. OBROJOBO vanquished PINCH BLISTER in a 2 minute gory
uneven duel. And what, exactly, was it that Obrojobo offered Pinch to drink just
before the fight? "Maintaining electrolyte levels"?
DOMINATRIX (81-583) (33-24-3,221) of OF WOLF AND MAN fought TELGOR (107-27) (0-
0-0,200) of the Same Imported Standbys. DOMINATRIX was defeated by TELGOR in an
action packed 2 minute melee. Embarrassing.
FROO-FROO (18-9589) (53-33-4,272) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought HEINRIK (81-1257)
(34-33-1,185) of CLAN LONGBEARD. FROO-FROO overpowered HEINRIK in a 1 minute
mismatched brawl. Froo-Froo is our sharpest slasher.
The challenges:
WALLI WEEBLE (21-6935) (34-23-0,139) of NOMADIC TRIBE challenged VIRGINIA, NO
SANTA (65-6623) (27-27-1,150) of GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS. Up 11. WALLI WEEBLE defeated
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA in an exciting 2 minute Challenge fight. There are days like
that.
JOSH (18-9109) (23-21-0,143) of SHEPHERDS challenged ALMOST PRETTY (42-4496)
(48-33-0,167) of COLOR ME SUAVE. Up 24. JOSH was bested by ALMOST PRETTY in a 2
minute Challenge contest. Josh is the leading aimer, and Almost the steeliest wall.
GAD (18-9239) (35-30-1,188) of SHEPHERDS challenged FOUR OF SPADES (42-4234)
(76-44-3,214) of COLOR ME SUAVE. Up 26. GAD was demolished by FOUR OF SPADES in a
popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee. Four was most challenged today, and did
well out of it. Four is the top lunger, and Gad the leading parry-lunger. So, is
the message here: Don't waste time trying to parry?
SHINY PENNY (32-3789) (64-120-2,183) of FOUND IN THE SAND challenged EVANGELION
(59-2340) (28-24-1,199) of IMPROVED ILLUSION. Up 16. SHINY PENNY devastated
EVANGELION in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge fight. Shiny, our highest-ranked
basher, is also the overall popularity leader.
For the title:
MOIST TOWELETTE (42-4430) (62-42-4,278) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought THE BRIDE (45-
4180) (35-16-1,213) of DARQUE FORCES. MOIST TOWELETTE devastated THE BRIDE in a
popular 1 minute bloody uneven Title brawl. You don't get to be Champ by being easy.
Moist Towelette is our master striker, as well as Champion of the Horn.
Congratulations yet again.
Larkin
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430 63 42 4 299 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
FROO-FROO 18-9589 54 33 4 279 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
FOUR OF SPADES 42-4234 77 44 3 225 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
RINDEL 29-5346 38 28 211 MID EARTH (316) LAPUR
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SHINY PENNY 32-3789 65 120 2 206 FOUND IN THE SAND (360) ARVAT
DELAWARE RUN 42-4400 90 57 5 200 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
DOMINATRIX 81-583 33 25 3 196 OF WOLF AND MAN (343) SHADOWSPIRE
THE BRIDE 45-4180 35 17 1 195 DARQUE FORCES (348) STORMCROWE
OBROJOBO 7-5869 27 23 1 192 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
-LORD EXETER 81-932 33 20 1 190 DRAGONBANE GUILD (334) SHADOWSPIRE
GAD 18-9239 35 31 1 189 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA
HEINRIK 81-1257 34 34 1 184 CLAN LONGBEARD (374) SHADOWSPIRE
EVANGELION 59-2340 28 25 1 181 IMPROVED ILLUSION (349) ILLIS
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 49 33 169 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
RAGGEDY ANN 45-4148 40 19 167 DARQUE FORCES (348) STORMCROWE
AZAGHAL 81-1223 27 25 164 DRAGONBANE GUILD (334) SHADOWSPIRE
FAN ZHEN 81-1288 27 17 2 161 DARQUE AGES (335) SHADOWSPIRE
PINCH BLISTER 18-9859 35 33 158 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 30 15 1 154 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
WALLI WEEBLE 21-6935 35 23 151 NOMADIC TRIBE (310) SUNSET
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JOSH 18-9109 23 22 149 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA
GRATH 81-581 36 25 1 146 OF WOLF AND MAN (343) SHADOWSPIRE
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623 27 28 1 145 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG
ZEVRAN 81-1258 30 36 1 134 OF WOLF AND MAN (343) SHADOWSPIRE
BEDDER 18-10043 25 15 2 107 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-CHARLES MARTEL 81-1346 23 27 3 99 DARQUE AGES (335) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
LHISSON 29-5456 33 35 80 MID EARTH (316) LAPUR
-MAXENTIUS 81-1591 19 10 1 68 WARMASTERS (342) SHADOWSPIRE
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 33 23 48 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 48 36 47 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Suave -- If you only knew what your warriors did while you were away... I'm
surprised there weren't a couple of heart attacks at the Center for Olds, given the
activities that went on. -- Assur
P.S. Welcome home
Evangelion -- I really thought I had you, girl. -- Shiny Penny
Pinch Blister / Four of Spades / Almost Pretty -- More losses for us, but most skills
for most of us. -- Gad / Josh / Virginia
Once again, I get the short end of everything! -- Virginia
So, would that be... "Length-challenged"?
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SHINY PENNY devastated EVANGELION in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
GAD was demolished by FOUR OF SPADES in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
JOSH was bested by ALMOST PRETTY in a 2 minute Challenge contest.
WALLI WEEBLE defeated VIRGINIA, NO SANTA in a exciting 2 minute Challenge fight.
MOIST TOWELETTE devastated THE BRIDE in a popular 1 minute bloody uneven Title brawl.
FROO-FROO overpowered HEINRIK in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
DOMINATRIX was defeated by TELGOR in a action packed 2 minute melee.
OBROJOBO vanquished PINCH BLISTER in a 2 minute gory uneven duel.
RINDEL vanquished RAGGEDY ANN in a popular 3 minute brutal one-sided duel.
DELAWARE RUN handily defeated FAN ZHEN in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
ZEVRAN was demolished by THE HYPHEN-DASH in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
GRATH was savagely defeated by AZAGHAL in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory match.
BEDDER handily defeated LHISSON in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
JELLO KNUCKLES viciously subdued R.O.U.S. in a crowd pleasing 7 minute gruesome bout.
1977 AMC MATADOR overcame CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 5 SLASHING ATTACK 20 - 8 - 0 71 |
|TOTAL PARRY 5 STRIKING ATTACK 19 - 8 - 0 70 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 LUNGING ATTACK 28 - 23 - 1 55 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 PARRY-LUNGE 14 - 12 - 0 54 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 11 - 10 - 0 52 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 WALL OF STEEL 12 - 12 - 0 50 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 BASHING ATTACK 13 - 17 - 0 43 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 TOTAL PARRY 19 - 28 - 0 40 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 AIMED BLOW 9 - 21 - 0 30 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 25 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 3 3 LUNGING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 2 - 3 2 STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 AIMED BLOW 0 - 3 2 SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 BASHING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 1 PARRY-LUNGE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430 63 42 4 299 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
SLASHING ATTACK FROO-FROO 18-9589 54 33 4 279 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
LUNGING ATTACK FOUR OF SPADES 42-4234 77 44 3 225 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-RIPOSTE RINDEL 29-5346 38 28 0 211 MID EARTH (316)
BASHING ATTACK SHINY PENNY 32-3789 65 120 2 206 FOUND IN THE SAND (360)
PARRY-LUNGE GAD 18-9239 35 31 1 189 SHEPHERDS (359)
WALL OF STEEL ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 49 33 0 169 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
TOTAL PARRY RAGGEDY ANN 45-4148 40 19 0 167 DARQUE FORCES (348)
AIMED BLOW JOSH 18-9109 23 22 0 149 SHEPHERDS (359)
The overall popularity leader is SHINY PENNY 32-3789. The most popular warrior this
turn was JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554. The ten other most popular fighters were AZAGHAL
81-1223, RINDEL 29-5346, SHINY PENNY 32-3789, VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623, THE
HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499, MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430, OBROJOBO 7-5869, DOMINATRIX 81-583,
FOUR OF SPADES 42-4234, and JOSH 18-9109.
The least popular fighter this week was LHISSON 29-5456. The other ten least popular
fighters were HEINRIK 81-1257, THE BRIDE 45-4180, FAN ZHEN 81-1288, PINCH BLISTER
18-9859, FROO-FROO 18-9589, GAD 18-9239, EVANGELION 59-2340, ZEVRAN 81-1258, ALMOST
PRETTY 42-4496, and 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
BONSUR(7) 1 0 0 ARVAT(32) 1 0 0 ILLIS(59) 0 1 0
TALCAMA(18) 2 3 0 RODEKI(42) 7 0 0 DAL SHANG(65) 0 1 0
SUNSET(21) 1 0 0 STORMCROWE(45) 0 2 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 1 5 0
LAPUR(29) 1 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
OBROJOBO 7-5869 27 23 1 192 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
FROO-FROO 18-9589 54 33 4 279 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
WALLI WEEBLE 21-6935 35 23 0 151 NOMADIC TRIBE (310) SUNSET
RINDEL 29-5346 38 28 0 211 MID EARTH (316) LAPUR
SHINY PENNY 32-3789 65 120 2 206 FOUND IN THE SAND (360) ARVAT
MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430 63 42 4 299 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
THE BRIDE 45-4180 35 17 1 195 DARQUE FORCES (348) STORMCROWE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
EVANGELION 59-2340 28 25 1 181 IMPROVED ILLUSION (349) ILLIS
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623 27 28 1 145 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG
DOMINATRIX 81-583 33 25 3 196 OF WOLF AND MAN (343) SHADOWSPIRE