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Date : 07/17/2012 Duedate: 07/30/2012
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 26
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 152 85 2 64.1 DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/334
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 4 MID EARTH 29/316 38 47 0 44.7
2 DARQUE AGES 81/335 47 41 1 53.4 YAMA BUSHI 30/317
DARQUE FORCES 31/318 CLAN LONGBEARD 81/374
DARQUE FORCES 45/348 5 OF WOLF AND 81/343 41 57 1 41.8
IMPROVED ILLUSION 59/349 6 END 13/298 40 64 1 38.5
3 VIKINGS 10/355 35 37 0 48.6 SHEPHERDS 18/359
SENTINELS 7/354 FOUND IN THE SAND 32/360
NOMADIC TRIBE 21/310 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS 65/361
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Okay, it's hot, it's humid, they tell me the farmers like this weather. All of
"they" except the farmers, that is. The farmers want rain. Good luck to 'em, I
never knew weather to come at anyone's choices.
I know you guys didn't go to the tourney, not to fight, anyway, but your
managers probably did, and they're taking a few days to goof off and get over the
partying, right? At least, that's the excuse that comes to mind for the state of
affairs here.
Fan Zhen got the most points at 28. Obrojobo lost the most at 23. Same fight.
The Commission Compilers of Data tell me that no avoids were issued for today's
fights. The golem that took the primary notes for this spy report claim that Darque
Ages was most avoided by Dragonbane Guild. Who to believe, eh? I go with the
Compilers, since it's well known in spy reporting circles (we tend to go in circles a
lot) that the golems can't stand a vacuum. If there's a place on the form for
avoids, and no avoids to put there, the golems will make something up. Almost like
people, eh? Four of Spades was most challenged.
We had fourteen fights, three challenges, one standby. None of the fights were
action-packed (it's too hot), but one was exciting.
I'm not going to mess with stylemaster today, probably not much change in that.
1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (48-36-0,47) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought ALASTARIAN
DESERTER (107-1) (0-0-0,30) of Fine Imported Standbys. 1977 AMC MATADOR overpowered
ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a 1 minute uneven struggle. Actually, this isn't a "fine
imported" standby, this is a ragged, shopworn, desperate standby. We take what we
can get here.
LHISSON (29-5456) (33-35-0,80) of MID EARTH fought JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (33-
23-0,48) of COLOR ME SUAVE. LHISSON viciously subdued JELLO KNUCKLES in a popular 2
minute gruesome conflict. Does this mean Lhisson gets to choose the flavor of the
jello? Looked like cherry to me, but it might have been one of the other red ones.
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA (65-6623) (27-28-1,145) of GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS fought ZEVRAN
(81-1258) (30-36-1,134) of OF WOLF AND MAN. VIRGINIA, NO SANTA luckily beat ZEVRAN
in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory match. Not a bad match, as these things go. But
no Santa for Zevran.
RAGGEDY ANN (45-4148) (40-19-0,167) of DARQUE FORCES fought BEDDER (18-10043)
(25-15-2,107) of CENTER FOR OLDS. RAGGEDY ANN luckily beat BEDDER in a crowd
pleasing 3 minute bloody competition. And is anyone surprised? No, I didn't think
so.
PINCH BLISTER (18-9859) (35-33-0,158) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought GRATH (81-581)
(36-25-1,146) of OF WOLF AND MAN. PINCH BLISTER was overcome by GRATH in a popular 4
minute brutal bout. Ooooh, the jaws that bite! Grath looks quite the wolf out there
today. Must be the dark of the moon.
SHINY PENNY (32-3789) (65-120-2,206) of FOUND IN THE SAND fought AZAGHAL (81-
1223) (27-25-0,164) of DRAGONBANE GUILD. SHINY PENNY vanquished AZAGHAL in a popular
1 minute brutal one-sided duel. A penny for his thoughts? Penny thought he could
win. Or she, as the case might be. Even it.
EVANGELION (59-2340) (28-25-1,181) of IMPROVED ILLUSION fought HEINRIK (81-1257)
(34-34-1,184) of CLAN LONGBEARD. EVANGELION was vanquished by HEINRIK in a popular 1
minute uneven duel. How was this "uneven"? Are you falling down on your practicing,
Evangelion?
DELAWARE RUN (42-4400) (90-57-5,200) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought DOMINATRIX (81-
583) (33-25-3,196) of OF WOLF AND MAN. DELAWARE RUN overpowered DOMINATRIX in a 1
minute uneven melee. Nothing like a load of grim experience to assist in dominating
a Dominatrix.
OBROJOBO (7-5869) (27-23-1,192) of SENTINELS fought FAN ZHEN (81-1288) (27-17-
2,161) of DARQUE AGES. OBROJOBO was overpowered by FAN ZHEN in a 1 minute mismatched
brawl. This is the fight that resulted in the most movement in the rankings, and I
suppose I can see why.
FROO-FROO (18-9589) (54-33-4,279) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought THE BRIDE (45-4180)
(35-17-1,195) of DARQUE FORCES. FROO-FROO devastated THE BRIDE in a crowd pleasing 1
minute one-sided duel. Some brides should keep it simple.
The challenges:
JOSH (18-9109) (23-22-0,149) of SHEPHERDS challenged ALMOST PRETTY (42-4496)
(49-33-0,169) of COLOR ME SUAVE. Up 20. JOSH lost to ALMOST PRETTY in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute Challenge brawl. A worthy try.
WALLI WEEBLE (21-6935) (35-23-0,151) of NOMADIC TRIBE challenged THE HYPHEN-DASH
(42-4499) (30-15-1,154) of COLOR ME SUAVE. Up 3. WALLI WEEBLE luckily beat THE
HYPHEN-DASH in an exciting 4 minute gory Challenge melee. This fight was the most
exciting today, probably because it lasted long enough for the fans to see it
happening.
GAD (18-9239) (35-31-1,189) of SHEPHERDS challenged FOUR OF SPADES (42-4234)
(77-44-3,225) of COLOR ME SUAVE. Up 36. GAD was bested by FOUR OF SPADES in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute Challenge fight. Four was most challenged, remember?
For the title:
MOIST TOWELETTE (42-4430) (63-42-4,299) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought RINDEL (29-
5346) (38-28-0,211) of MID EARTH. MOIST TOWELETTE overpowered RINDEL in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute one-sided Title fight. Well, not much of a surprise. How about a
column next time, Moist?
Larkin
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430 64 42 4 315 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
FROO-FROO 18-9589 55 33 4 298 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
FOUR OF SPADES 42-4234 78 44 3 230 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
DELAWARE RUN 42-4400 91 57 5 213 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SHINY PENNY 32-3789 66 120 2 209 FOUND IN THE SAND (360) ARVAT
HEINRIK 81-1257 35 34 1 198 CLAN LONGBEARD (374) SHADOWSPIRE
RINDEL 29-5346 38 29 196 MID EARTH (316) LAPUR
GAD 18-9239 35 32 1 196 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA
DOMINATRIX 81-583 33 26 3 196 OF WOLF AND MAN (343) SHADOWSPIRE
THE BRIDE 45-4180 35 18 1 192 DARQUE FORCES (348) STORMCROWE
-LORD EXETER 81-932 33 20 1 190 DRAGONBANE GUILD (334) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
FAN ZHEN 81-1288 28 17 2 189 DARQUE AGES (335) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
EVANGELION 59-2340 28 26 1 172 IMPROVED ILLUSION (349) ILLIS
ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 50 33 171 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
RAGGEDY ANN 45-4148 41 19 169 DARQUE FORCES (348) STORMCROWE
OBROJOBO 7-5869 27 24 1 169 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
WALLI WEEBLE 21-6935 36 23 167 NOMADIC TRIBE (310) SUNSET
AZAGHAL 81-1223 27 26 163 DRAGONBANE GUILD (334) SHADOWSPIRE
GRATH 81-581 37 25 1 161 OF WOLF AND MAN (343) SHADOWSPIRE
PINCH BLISTER 18-9859 35 34 153 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 30 16 1 153 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623 28 28 1 150 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG
JOSH 18-9109 23 23 150 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA
ZEVRAN 81-1258 30 37 1 135 OF WOLF AND MAN (343) SHADOWSPIRE
BEDDER 18-10043 25 16 2 126 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
LHISSON 29-5456 34 35 85 MID EARTH (316) LAPUR
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 49 36 54 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 33 24 51 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Evangelion -- At last, I manage to take you down! I'm shining bright now! -- Shiny
Penny
Four of Spades -- Assur is fine with me continuing to trade losses for skills, so
until he says stop, the challenges will keep on coming! -- Gad
Almost Pretty -- You know the day is coming, don't you? -- Josh
Walli -- Thank you sir, may I have another? -- Virginia
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
GAD was bested by FOUR OF SPADES in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge fight.
WALLI WEEBLE luckily beat THE HYPHEN-DASH in a exciting 4 minute gory Challenge melee.
JOSH lost to ALMOST PRETTY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge brawl.
MOIST TOWELETTE overpowered RINDEL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided Title fight.
FROO-FROO devastated THE BRIDE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
OBROJOBO was overpowered by FAN ZHEN in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
DELAWARE RUN overpowered DOMINATRIX in a 1 minute uneven melee.
EVANGELION was vanquished by HEINRIK in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
SHINY PENNY vanquished AZAGHAL in a popular 1 minute brutal one-sided duel.
PINCH BLISTER was overcome by GRATH in a popular 4 minute brutal bout.
RAGGEDY ANN luckily beat BEDDER in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bloody competition.
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA luckily beat ZEVRAN in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory match.
LHISSON viciously subdued JELLO KNUCKLES in a popular 2 minute gruesome conflict.
1977 AMC MATADOR overpowered ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a 1 minute uneven struggle.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY 5 SLASHING ATTACK 20 - 8 - 0 71 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 5 STRIKING ATTACK 17 - 9 - 0 65 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 WALL OF STEEL 13 - 10 - 0 57 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 BASHING ATTACK 16 - 14 - 0 53 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 10 - 10 - 0 50 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 PARRY-LUNGE 12 - 12 - 0 50 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 LUNGING ATTACK 25 - 25 - 1 50 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 TOTAL PARRY 21 - 27 - 0 44 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 AIMED BLOW 9 - 21 - 0 30 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 26 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
BASHING ATTACK 3 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 3 4 LUNGING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 0 AIMED BLOW 1 - 2 2 STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 2 2 BASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 2 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 2 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
1 PARRY-LUNGE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430 64 42 4 315 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
SLASHING ATTACK FROO-FROO 18-9589 55 33 4 298 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
LUNGING ATTACK FOUR OF SPADES 42-4234 78 44 3 230 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
BASHING ATTACK DELAWARE RUN 42-4400 91 57 5 213 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-RIPOSTE RINDEL 29-5346 38 29 0 196 MID EARTH (316)
PARRY-LUNGE GAD 18-9239 35 32 1 196 SHEPHERDS (359)
WALL OF STEEL ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 50 33 0 171 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
TOTAL PARRY RAGGEDY ANN 45-4148 41 19 0 169 DARQUE FORCES (348)
AIMED BLOW JOSH 18-9109 23 23 0 150 SHEPHERDS (359)
The overall popularity leader is SHINY PENNY 32-3789. The most popular warrior this
turn was THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499. The ten other most popular fighters were BEDDER
18-10043, GRATH 81-581, HEINRIK 81-1257, PINCH BLISTER 18-9859, LHISSON 29-5456,
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623, ZEVRAN 81-1258, FOUR OF SPADES 42-4234, SHINY PENNY
32-3789, and RAGGEDY ANN 45-4148.
The least popular fighter this week was OBROJOBO 7-5869. The other ten least popular
fighters were JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, AZAGHAL 81-1223, EVANGELION 59-2340, DOMINATRIX
81-583, THE BRIDE 45-4180, RINDEL 29-5346, DELAWARE RUN 42-4400, FAN ZHEN 81-1288,
ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496, and JOSH 18-9109.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
BONSUR(7) 0 1 0 ARVAT(32) 1 0 0 ILLIS(59) 0 1 0
TALCAMA(18) 1 4 0 RODEKI(42) 5 2 0 DAL SHANG(65) 1 0 0
SUNSET(21) 1 0 0 STORMCROWE(45) 1 1 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 3 3 0
LAPUR(29) 1 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
OBROJOBO 7-5869 27 24 1 169 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
FROO-FROO 18-9589 55 33 4 298 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
WALLI WEEBLE 21-6935 36 23 0 167 NOMADIC TRIBE (310) SUNSET
RINDEL 29-5346 38 29 0 196 MID EARTH (316) LAPUR
SHINY PENNY 32-3789 66 120 2 209 FOUND IN THE SAND (360) ARVAT
MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430 64 42 4 315 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
THE BRIDE 45-4180 35 18 1 192 DARQUE FORCES (348) STORMCROWE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
EVANGELION 59-2340 28 26 1 172 IMPROVED ILLUSION (349) ILLIS
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623 28 28 1 150 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG
HEINRIK 81-1257 35 34 1 198 CLAN LONGBEARD (374) SHADOWSPIRE