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Date : 11/06/2012 Duedate: 11/19/2012
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 34
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 197 120 2 62.1 NOMADIC TRIBE 21/310
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/334
2 BOND-AGE 81/389 10 8 0 55.6 5 MID EARTH 29/316 49 60 0 45.0
3 DARQUE AGES 81/335 65 55 2 54.2 YAMA BUSHI 30/317
DARQUE FORCES 31/318 CLAN LONGBEARD 81/374
DARQUE FORCES 45/348 6 END 13/298 50 86 1 36.8
IMPROVED ILLUSION 59/349 SHEPHERDS 18/359
4 VIKINGS 10/355 43 48 0 47.3 FOUND IN THE SAND 32/360
SENTINELS 7/354 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS 65/361
WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT
I don't get this at all. Evangelion pens a column and promptly loses. And I'm
supposed to write a column now? Methinks this is part of some strategy by Four to
take the throne back, simply because he thinks my style isn't worthy. According to
my count, we've had twice as many bashers as lungers hold the Horn. Wait. Maybe one
of the other fly-by-nighters was a lunger? I don't remember.
So I'm sitting here wondering what the Commission is going to do with me and
Four. According to them, we're still only eligible for induction, but Storm Rock
isn't a valid location for us anymore. I've little interest in fighting in Darkholm
or Talayha again, so if we get the boot, we'll catch you on the flipside. That is,
if the flipside is retirement.
Larkin, it's been fun up here and I don't even mind being a skill mine, so long
as my opponents don't mind being an axe target. Seems a fair tradeoff in my book.
Maybe I should read more.
Until we meet again, I hope I'm the horniest champion to ever emerge from Storm
Rock!
-- Delaware Run
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
And here we are. As usual on such occasions, we were backed up behind the
tourney even though we don't GO to the tourney. Well, except maybe to watch.
But now we're here and busy. We've got... hmm, Walli Weeble as biggest point
gain at 20. Jello Knuckles for biggest drop at 18.
Mid Earth was, in theory, most avoided, by Nomadic Tribe. In fact, I doubt
this. I can't find any record of an avoid having been used this week. Make of that
what you will.
Four of Spades got the most challenges.
Zontani Sharp Eyes, having honed his years, gives us this word of, um,
puzzlement: a turtle walks slow, hides head in a shell, and harms no one; a lion
runs to slay its prey. Sure, fine, quite true, but... so what?
Fourteen fights, three challenges, two standbys.
JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (37-27-0,46) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought ALASTARIAN
DESERTER (107-1) (0-0-0,30) of Same Old Standbys. JELLO KNUCKLES was demolished by
ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a 2 minute one-sided brawl. You can see why Jello was honored
with the Biggest Point Drop title.
ROSA KLEBB (81-1765) (17-9-1,61) of BOND-AGE fought 1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116)
(53-39-0,79) of COLOR ME SUAVE. ROSA KLEBB was devastated by 1977 AMC MATADOR in a 1
minute mismatched conflict. Never argue with a moving vehicle, Rosa.
BEDDER (18-10043) (26-22-2,137) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought VIRGINIA, NO SANTA
(65-6623) (28-35-1,150) of GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS. BEDDER was subdued by VIRGINIA, NO
SANTA in a 2 minute match. No presents for Bedder this year!
THE HYPHEN-DASH (42-4499) (33-20-1,180) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought LHISSON (29-
5456) (39-37-0,174) of MID EARTH. THE HYPHEN-DASH was beaten by LHISSON in a 2
minute fight. Probably would have done better if he'd been the Hyphen-Long Distance
Runner.
AZAGHAL (81-1223) (28-29-0,163) of DRAGONBANE GUILD fought FAN ZHEN (81-1288)
(29-23-2,150) of DARQUE AGES. AZAGHAL defeated FAN ZHEN in an action packed 2 minute
match. Nothing terribly remarkable here, so I won't remark on it.
PINCH BLISTER (18-9859) (37-39-0,173) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought HEINRIK (81-
1257) (37-39-1,168) of CLAN LONGBEARD. PINCH BLISTER was overpowered by HEINRIK in a
popular 1 minute uneven duel. Now Pinch has bruises instead of blisters.
LORD EXETER (81-932) (33-20-1,190) of DRAGONBANE GUILD fought FROO-FROO (18-
9589) (60-35-4,209) of CENTER FOR OLDS. LORD EXETER lost to FROO-FROO in an action
packed 1 minute duel. These manly types just can't handle the, ah, excess of froo.
They get embarrassed.
JOSH (18-9109) (26-27-0,188) of SHEPHERDS fought OBROJOBO (7-5869) (30-25-1,206)
of SENTINELS. JOSH was overpowered by OBROJOBO in a 1 minute uneven melee. Not
terribly surprising.
ALMOST PRETTY (42-4496) (56-34-0,182) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought EVANGELION (59-
2340) (34-27-1,200) of IMPROVED ILLUSION. ALMOST PRETTY slimly lost to EVANGELION in
a crowd pleasing 5 minute bloody match. Five minutes, on this cold and wet day? I'm
impressed.
RINDEL (29-5346) (40-34-0,185) of MID EARTH fought RAGGEDY ANN (45-4148) (47-20-
0,194) of DARQUE FORCES. RINDEL was unbelievably bested by RAGGEDY ANN in an action
packed 8 minute gory brawl. This has me puzzled. Why was Raggedy's victory
"unbelievable"?
MOIST TOWELETTE (42-4430) (70-43-4,230) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought RIRORNI CAPTAIN
(107-26) (0-0-0,200) of Same Old Standbys. MOIST TOWELETTE was devastated by RIRORNI
CAPTAIN in a 1 minute one-sided fight. And that's 2-0 for the standbys today.
The challenges:
WALLI WEEBLE (21-6935) (37-26-0,186) of NOMADIC TRIBE challenged THE BRIDE (45-
4180) (38-22-2,197) of DARQUE FORCES. Up 11. WALLI WEEBLE luckily beat THE BRIDE in
a crowd pleasing 6 minute Challenge duel. If I were Walli, I'd be insulted. Why
should it be nothing but luck at work here?
GAD (18-9239) (35-39-1,199) of SHEPHERDS challenged FOUR OF SPADES (42-4234)
(85-44-3,302) of COLOR ME SUAVE. Up 103! GAD subdued FOUR OF SPADES in an exciting
1 minute Challenge melee. Impressive.
For the title:
SHINY PENNY (32-3789) (70-123-2,224) of FOUND IN THE SAND challenged DELAWARE
RUN (42-4400) (96-59-5,225) of COLOR ME SUAVE. Up 1. SHINY PENNY devastated
DELAWARE RUN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight. And congratulations to
Shiny Penny.
Larkin
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SHINY PENNY 32-3789 71 123 2 254 FOUND IN THE SAND (360) ARVAT
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GAD 18-9239 36 39 1 226 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA
FROO-FROO 18-9589 61 35 4 219 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
EVANGELION 59-2340 35 27 1 214 IMPROVED ILLUSION (349) ILLIS
OBROJOBO 7-5869 31 25 1 213 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
WALLI WEEBLE 21-6935 38 26 206 NOMADIC TRIBE (310) SUNSET
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
RAGGEDY ANN 45-4148 48 20 203 DARQUE FORCES (348) STORMCROWE
FOUR OF SPADES 42-4234 85 45 3 195 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
LORD EXETER 81-932 33 21 1 195 DRAGONBANE GUILD (334) SHADOWSPIRE
RINDEL 29-5346 40 35 192 MID EARTH (316) LAPUR
THE BRIDE 45-4180 38 23 2 192 DARQUE FORCES (348) STORMCROWE
DELAWARE RUN 42-4400 96 60 5 190 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430 70 44 4 190 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
LHISSON 29-5456 40 37 190 MID EARTH (316) LAPUR
ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 56 35 187 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
JOSH 18-9109 26 28 183 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA
HEINRIK 81-1257 38 39 1 182 CLAN LONGBEARD (374) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 33 21 1 174 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
AZAGHAL 81-1223 29 29 169 DRAGONBANE GUILD (334) SHADOWSPIRE
PINCH BLISTER 18-9859 37 40 160 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623 29 35 1 155 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
FAN ZHEN 81-1288 29 24 2 150 DARQUE AGES (335) SHADOWSPIRE
BEDDER 18-10043 26 23 2 136 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
-GIGI DIVINE 81-613 36 15 1 124 CULT OF BACCHUS (388) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 54 39 88 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
ROSA KLEBB 81-1765 17 10 1 60 BOND-AGE (389) SHADOWSPIRE
-LUPUS MAJOR 21-7146 21 21 2 53 NOMADIC TRIBE (310) SUNSET
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 37 28 28 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Heinrik -- Finally Assur has allowed me to stop playing around with that losing
strategy and go back to a winning one. -- Josh
Walli Weeble -- Sorry, but I have to occasionally give the fans something they like
to see (me beating up a warrior). You seemed a likely target. -- Shiny Penny
Four of Spades -- Just a few more turns... -- Gad
Almost Pretty -- You're not filling my needs, gal. I'm breaking up with you. --
Virginia
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SHINY PENNY devastated DELAWARE RUN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
GAD subdued FOUR OF SPADES in a exciting 1 minute Challenge melee.
WALLI WEEBLE luckily beat THE BRIDE in a crowd pleasing 6 minute Challenge duel.
MOIST TOWELETTE was devastated by RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
RINDEL was unbelievably bested by RAGGEDY ANN in a action packed 8 minute gory brawl.
ALMOST PRETTY slimly lost to EVANGELION in a crowd pleasing 5 minute bloody match.
JOSH was overpowered by OBROJOBO in a 1 minute uneven melee.
LORD EXETER lost to FROO-FROO in a action packed 1 minute duel.
PINCH BLISTER was overpowered by HEINRIK in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
AZAGHAL defeated FAN ZHEN in a action packed 2 minute match.
THE HYPHEN-DASH was beaten by LHISSON in a 2 minute fight.
BEDDER was subdued by VIRGINIA, NO SANTA in a 2 minute match.
ROSA KLEBB was devastated by 1977 AMC MATADOR in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
JELLO KNUCKLES was demolished by ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a 2 minute one-sided brawl.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY 4 WALL OF STEEL 15 - 5 - 0 75 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 BASHING ATTACK 16 - 14 - 0 53 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 TOTAL PARRY 20 - 19 - 0 51 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 10 - 10 - 0 50 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 SLASHING ATTACK 15 - 15 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 STRIKING ATTACK 10 - 11 - 0 48 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 LUNGING ATTACK 20 - 22 - 1 48 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 AIMED BLOW 10 - 12 - 0 45 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 PARRY-LUNGE 4 - 13 - 0 24 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
Turn 34 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 3 2 SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 3 2 TOTAL PARRY
AIMED BLOW 1 - 1 2 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 2 1 PARRY-LUNGE
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
BASHING ATTACK SHINY PENNY 32-3789 71 123 2 254 FOUND IN THE SAND (360)
PARRY-LUNGE GAD 18-9239 36 39 1 226 SHEPHERDS (359)
SLASHING ATTACK FROO-FROO 18-9589 61 35 4 219 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
PARRY-RIPOSTE EVANGELION 59-2340 35 27 1 214 IMPROVED ILLUSION (349)
TOTAL PARRY WALLI WEEBLE 21-6935 38 26 0 206 NOMADIC TRIBE (310)
LUNGING ATTACK FOUR OF SPADES 42-4234 85 45 3 195 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
STRIKING ATTACK LORD EXETER 81-932 33 21 1 195 DRAGONBANE GUILD (334)
AIMED BLOW LHISSON 29-5456 40 37 0 190 MID EARTH (316)
WALL OF STEEL ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 56 35 0 187 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-STRIKE ROSA KLEBB 81-1765 17 10 1 60 BOND-AGE (389)
The overall popularity leader is SHINY PENNY 32-3789. The most popular warrior this
turn was THE BRIDE 45-4180. The ten other most popular fighters were RINDEL 29-5346,
ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496, EVANGELION 59-2340, FAN ZHEN 81-1288, RAGGEDY ANN 45-4148,
WALLI WEEBLE 21-6935, AZAGHAL 81-1223, LHISSON 29-5456, BEDDER 18-10043, and
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623.
The least popular fighter this week was JOSH 18-9109. The other ten least popular
fighters were JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, PINCH BLISTER 18-9859, MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430,
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, ROSA KLEBB 81-1765, LORD EXETER 81-932, OBROJOBO 7-5869,
GAD 18-9239, DELAWARE RUN 42-4400, and THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
BONSUR(7) 1 0 0 ARVAT(32) 1 0 0 ILLIS(59) 1 0 0
TALCAMA(18) 2 3 0 RODEKI(42) 1 6 0 DAL SHANG(65) 1 0 0
SUNSET(21) 1 0 0 STORMCROWE(45) 1 1 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 2 3 0
LAPUR(29) 1 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
OBROJOBO 7-5869 31 25 1 213 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
GAD 18-9239 36 39 1 226 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA
WALLI WEEBLE 21-6935 38 26 0 206 NOMADIC TRIBE (310) SUNSET
RINDEL 29-5346 40 35 0 192 MID EARTH (316) LAPUR
SHINY PENNY 32-3789 71 123 2 254 FOUND IN THE SAND (360) ARVAT
FOUR OF SPADES 42-4234 85 45 3 195 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
RAGGEDY ANN 45-4148 48 20 0 203 DARQUE FORCES (348) STORMCROWE
EVANGELION 59-2340 35 27 1 214 IMPROVED ILLUSION (349) ILLIS
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623 29 35 1 155 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG
LORD EXETER 81-932 33 21 1 195 DRAGONBANE GUILD (334) SHADOWSPIRE