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Date : 11/20/2012 Duedate: 12/03/2012
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 35
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 205 122 2 62.7 NOMADIC TRIBE 21/310
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/334
2 DARQUE AGES 81/335 66 58 2 53.2 5 MID EARTH 29/316 49 63 0 43.7
DARQUE FORCES 31/318 YAMA BUSHI 30/317
DARQUE FORCES 45/348 CLAN LONGBEARD 81/374
IMPROVED ILLUSION 59/349 6 END 13/298 52 88 1 37.1
3 BOND-AGE 81/389 10 9 0 52.6 SHEPHERDS 18/359
4-VIKINGS 10/355 43 48 0 47.3 FOUND IN THE SAND 32/360
SENTINELS 7/354 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS 65/361
THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
Reflections by the Champion of the Horn
What is this horn worth now?!? A mere penny. Yes, that is what things have
come to again as I sit here and devalue everything. No matter. In a few years, it
is likely that pennies will stop being part of the world and then you will all know
what you are missing!
Shiny Penny
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Okay, okay, people are breathing down my neck here, and that always makes me
nervous. What if they bite? They're talking about biting--turkey, anyway. Beh.
So, quickly, here's a spy report:
No indication (Vir took the notes, and I think he'd had too much eggnog) of who
had the biggest point movements either way. So maybe there were ties. Or cravats.
Sentinels was theoretically avoided by Found in the Sand. It's true that
Assurnasirbanipal was being the most actively managerial, so I suppose this could
have happened.
Evangelion got the most challenges. Probably a double-challenge, it isn't like
there were a lot of any kind flying around.
Twelve fights, three challenges, two standbys. It's been worse.
JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (37-28-0,28) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought ALASTARIAN
DESERTER (107-1) (0-0-0,30) of Faithful Foreign Standbys. JELLO KNUCKLES was subdued
by ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a crowd pleasing 5 minute match. Embarrassing.
ROSA KLEBB (81-1765) (17-10-1,60) of BOND-AGE fought 1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116)
(54-39-0,88) of COLOR ME SUAVE. ROSA KLEBB was demolished by 1977 AMC MATADOR in a 1
minute mismatched competition. Ah, experience!
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA (65-6623) (29-35-1,155) of GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS fought BEDDER
(18-10043) (26-23-2,136) of CENTER FOR OLDS. VIRGINIA, NO SANTA was beaten by BEDDER
in an exciting 1 minute fight. Santa's work, no doubt.
PINCH BLISTER (18-9859) (37-40-0,160) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought FAN ZHEN (81-
1288) (29-24-2,150) of DARQUE AGES. PINCH BLISTER was defeated by FAN ZHEN in an
exciting 2 minute gruesome fight. Good work by an underdog!
LHISSON (29-5456) (40-37-0,190) of MID EARTH fought THE HYPHEN-DASH (42-4499)
(33-21-1,174) of COLOR ME SUAVE. LHISSON lost to THE HYPHEN-DASH in an action packed
1 minute gruesome fight. But at least the Hyphen was dashing when he did it.
FOUR OF SPADES (42-4234) (85-45-3,195) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought RINDEL (29-5346)
(40-35-0,192) of MID EARTH. FOUR OF SPADES vanquished RINDEL in a 1 minute uneven
duel. Uneven? MERELY because Four had something like fifty more fights? Perish the
thought!
ALMOST PRETTY (42-4496) (56-35-0,187) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought VILLAINOUS
INFORMER (107-23) (0-0-0,181) of Faithful Foreign Standbys. ALMOST PRETTY viciously
subdued VILLAINOUS INFORMER in a popular 3 minute competition. I should hope so!
MOIST TOWELETTE (42-4430) (70-44-4,190) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought HEINRIK (81-
1257) (38-39-1,182) of CLAN LONGBEARD. MOIST TOWELETTE overpowered HEINRIK in a 1
minute one-sided struggle. But Heinrik's face is VERY CLEAN now.
FROO-FROO (18-9589) (61-35-4,219) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought THE BRIDE (45-4180)
(38-23-2,192) of DARQUE FORCES. FROO-FROO demolished THE BRIDE in an action packed 1
minute mismatched competition. I would have expected these two to be ham and eggs or
something.
The challenges:
JOSH (18-9109) (26-28-0,183) of SHEPHERDS challenged RAGGEDY ANN (45-4148) (48-
20-0,203) of DARQUE FORCES. Up 20. JOSH viciously subdued RAGGEDY ANN in a popular
3 minute gory Challenge contest. Is this because Raggedy An is in her eighties now?
A person slows down about then.
GAD (18-9239) (36-39-1,226) of SHEPHERDS challenged DELAWARE RUN (42-4400) (96-
60-5,190) of COLOR ME SUAVE. Down 36. GAD was demolished by DELAWARE RUN in a
popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee. That's experience at work again.
For the title:
SHINY PENNY (32-3789) (71-123-2,254) of FOUND IN THE SAND challenged EVANGELION
(59-2340) (35-27-1,214) of IMPROVED ILLUSION. Down 40. SHINY PENNY viciously
subdued EVANGELION in a 2 minute Challenge Title fight. I should hope so! Thanks
for the column, Penny.
Larkin
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SHINY PENNY 32-3789 72 123 2 266 FOUND IN THE SAND (360) ARVAT
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
FROO-FROO 18-9589 62 35 4 236 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
JOSH 18-9109 27 28 214 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA
-OBROJOBO 7-5869 31 25 1 213 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DELAWARE RUN 42-4400 97 60 5 208 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
FOUR OF SPADES 42-4234 86 45 3 207 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
-WALLI WEEBLE 21-6935 38 26 206 NOMADIC TRIBE (310) SUNSET
MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430 71 44 4 198 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
EVANGELION 59-2340 35 28 1 196 IMPROVED ILLUSION (349) ILLIS
-LORD EXETER 81-932 33 21 1 195 DRAGONBANE GUILD (334) SHADOWSPIRE
GAD 18-9239 36 40 1 194 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA
ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 57 35 193 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
RINDEL 29-5346 40 36 193 MID EARTH (316) LAPUR
THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 34 21 1 192 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
THE BRIDE 45-4180 38 24 2 191 DARQUE FORCES (348) STORMCROWE
RAGGEDY ANN 45-4148 48 21 186 DARQUE FORCES (348) STORMCROWE
HEINRIK 81-1257 38 40 1 181 CLAN LONGBEARD (374) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
LHISSON 29-5456 40 38 180 MID EARTH (316) LAPUR
-AZAGHAL 81-1223 29 29 169 DRAGONBANE GUILD (334) SHADOWSPIRE
FAN ZHEN 81-1288 30 24 2 163 DARQUE AGES (335) SHADOWSPIRE
PINCH BLISTER 18-9859 37 41 152 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BEDDER 18-10043 27 23 2 152 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623 29 36 1 141 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG
-GIGI DIVINE 81-613 36 15 1 124 CULT OF BACCHUS (388) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 55 39 96 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ROSA KLEBB 81-1765 17 11 1 61 BOND-AGE (389) SHADOWSPIRE
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 37 29 25 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Four of Spades -- I was so excited to finally beat you I forgot to pay attention to
what you were teaching me. Shall we go again? -- Gad
Bedder -- The worst time of the year is coming. The time when celebration are held
for a false figure! -- Virginia
Obrojobo -- Nice win! I bow in humility! -- Josh
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SHINY PENNY viciously subdued EVANGELION in a 2 minute Challenge Title fight.
GAD was demolished by DELAWARE RUN in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
JOSH viciously subdued RAGGEDY ANN in a popular 3 minute gory Challenge contest.
FROO-FROO demolished THE BRIDE in a action packed 1 minute mismatched competition.
MOIST TOWELETTE overpowered HEINRIK in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
ALMOST PRETTY viciously subdued VILLAINOUS INFORMER in a popular 3 minute competition.
FOUR OF SPADES vanquished RINDEL in a 1 minute uneven duel.
LHISSON lost to THE HYPHEN-DASH in a action packed 1 minute gruesome fight.
PINCH BLISTER was defeated by FAN ZHEN in a exciting 2 minute gruesome fight.
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA was beaten by BEDDER in a exciting 1 minute fight.
ROSA KLEBB was demolished by 1977 AMC MATADOR in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
JELLO KNUCKLES was subdued by ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a crowd pleasing 5 minute match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 WALL OF STEEL 15 - 5 - 0 75 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 BASHING ATTACK 16 - 14 - 0 53 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 AIMED BLOW 11 - 10 - 0 52 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 SLASHING ATTACK 15 - 14 - 0 52 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 LUNGING ATTACK 20 - 21 - 1 49 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 TOTAL PARRY 18 - 19 - 0 49 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 STRIKING ATTACK 10 - 11 - 0 48 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 9 - 11 - 0 45 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 PARRY-LUNGE 3 - 13 - 0 19 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 2 - 0 0 |
Turn 35 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 2 BASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 2 2 STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 3 1 AIMED BLOW
AIMED BLOW 1 - 1 1 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 2 1 TOTAL PARRY
1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
1 PARRY-LUNGE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
BASHING ATTACK SHINY PENNY 32-3789 72 123 2 266 FOUND IN THE SAND (360)
SLASHING ATTACK FROO-FROO 18-9589 62 35 4 236 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
AIMED BLOW JOSH 18-9109 27 28 0 214 SHEPHERDS (359)
LUNGING ATTACK FOUR OF SPADES 42-4234 86 45 3 207 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
STRIKING ATTACK MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430 71 44 4 198 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-RIPOSTE EVANGELION 59-2340 35 28 1 196 IMPROVED ILLUSION (349)
PARRY-LUNGE GAD 18-9239 36 40 1 194 SHEPHERDS (359)
WALL OF STEEL ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 57 35 0 193 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
TOTAL PARRY RAGGEDY ANN 45-4148 48 21 0 186 DARQUE FORCES (348)
PARRY-STRIKE ROSA KLEBB 81-1765 17 11 1 61 BOND-AGE (389)
The overall popularity leader is SHINY PENNY 32-3789. The most popular warrior this
turn was JOSH 18-9109. The ten other most popular fighters were SHINY PENNY 32-3789,
ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496, DELAWARE RUN 42-4400, THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499, FAN ZHEN
81-1288, JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, EVANGELION 59-2340, FROO-FROO 18-9589, BEDDER
18-10043, and 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116.
The least popular fighter this week was HEINRIK 81-1257. The other ten least popular
fighters were LHISSON 29-5456, RINDEL 29-5346, THE BRIDE 45-4180, ROSA KLEBB 81-1765,
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623, PINCH BLISTER 18-9859, FOUR OF SPADES 42-4234, MOIST
TOWELETTE 42-4430, RAGGEDY ANN 45-4148, and GAD 18-9239.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
TALCAMA(18) 3 2 0 RODEKI(42) 6 1 0 DAL SHANG(65) 0 1 0
LAPUR(29) 0 2 0 STORMCROWE(45) 0 2 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 1 2 0
ARVAT(32) 1 0 0 ILLIS(59) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
FROO-FROO 18-9589 62 35 4 236 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
RINDEL 29-5346 40 36 0 193 MID EARTH (316) LAPUR
SHINY PENNY 32-3789 72 123 2 266 FOUND IN THE SAND (360) ARVAT
DELAWARE RUN 42-4400 97 60 5 208 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
THE BRIDE 45-4180 38 24 2 191 DARQUE FORCES (348) STORMCROWE
EVANGELION 59-2340 35 28 1 196 IMPROVED ILLUSION (349) ILLIS
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623 29 36 1 141 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG
HEINRIK 81-1257 38 40 1 181 CLAN LONGBEARD (374) SHADOWSPIRE