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Date : 12/04/2012 Duedate: 12/17/2012
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 36
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 210 125 2 62.7 DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/334
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 5 MID EARTH 29/316 51 63 0 44.7
2 DARQUE AGES 81/335 69 59 2 53.9 YAMA BUSHI 30/317
DARQUE FORCES 31/318 VISIONIST INC 78/392
DARQUE FORCES 45/348 CLAN LONGBEARD 81/374
IMPROVED ILLUSION 59/349 6 END 13/298 52 92 1 36.1
3-BOND-AGE 81/389 10 9 0 52.6 SHEPHERDS 18/359
4 VIKINGS 10/355 44 49 0 47.3 FOUND IN THE SAND 32/360
SENTINELS 7/354 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS 65/361
NOMADIC TRIBE 21/310 7 ARCANE ROYAL 13/391 0 1 0 0.0
THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
Reflections by the Champion of the Horn
Suave has been holding this throne far too much. It is nice that we are finally
seeing other managers hold the throne. Even nicer that it is me and my manager.
Penny for your thoughts...
-- Shiny Penny
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
So, here we are, with the sun slipping farther into the night, and the storms
coming down out of the north. Fine weather to spend inside by a fire. But instead,
we have fights!
The major point movements were: Jello Knuckles up 47, Floydriffic down 38, same
fight.
The steward claims that Mid Earth was most avoided, with Nomadic Tribe doing
most of the avoiding. The clerks, less exalted in status but closer to the facts,
claim that nobody avoided anybody. I can tell you for sure that nobody got any
challenges through, and my guess would be that none were issued. Bah!
Eleven fights, no challenges, one standby.
JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (37-29-0,25) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought FLOYDRIFFIC (13-
5480) (23-15-0,84) of ARCANE ROYALTY. JELLO KNUCKLES demolished FLOYDRIFFIC in a
crowd pleasing 3 minute mismatched match. A major upset victory, so called because
it seriously upset the bookie. Being a small, out-of-the-way arena, you know, we
only have the one.
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA (65-6623) (29-36-1,141) of GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS fought 1977
AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (55-39-0,96) of COLOR ME SUAVE. VIRGINIA, NO SANTA was beaten
by 1977 AMC MATADOR in a 2 minute fight. One thing Virginia is not getting for
Christmas, eh?
FAN ZHEN (81-1288) (30-24-2,163) of DARQUE AGES fought ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL
(107-28) (0-0-0,200) of Fine Imported Standbys. FAN ZHEN vanquished ARENAMASTER
SANDAVOL in an exciting 1 minute one-sided fight. I should hope so!
LHISSON (29-5456) (40-38-0,180) of MID EARTH fought PINCH BLISTER (18-9859) (37-
41-0,152) of CENTER FOR OLDS. LHISSON vanquished PINCH BLISTER in an action packed 1
minute one-sided duel. They tell me a good pair of socks does the trick.
HEINRIK (81-1257) (38-40-1,181) of CLAN LONGBEARD fought WALLI WEEBLE (21-6935)
(38-26-0,206) of NOMADIC TRIBE. HEINRIK savagely defeated WALLI WEEBLE in an action
packed 2 minute gruesome melee. Next time, Walli, don't pull on his beard to "see if
it's real."
THE BRIDE (45-4180) (38-24-2,191) of DARQUE FORCES fought BEDDER (18-10043) (27-
23-2,152) of CENTER FOR OLDS. THE BRIDE overpowered BEDDER in a 1 minute mismatched
brawl. Cruelty! Or so it seems to me, but that could be due to me longing for
bedtime....
RAGGEDY ANN (45-4148) (48-21-0,186) of DARQUE FORCES fought LORD EXETER (81-932)
(33-21-1,195) of DRAGONBANE GUILD. RAGGEDY ANN was viciously subdued by LORD EXETER
in a popular 3 minute bloody duel. Sounds like class warfare to me.
ALMOST PRETTY (42-4496) (57-35-0,193) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought EVANGELION (59-
2340) (35-28-1,196) of IMPROVED ILLUSION. ALMOST PRETTY was narrowly defeated by
EVANGELION in an exciting 7 minute bloody fight. And let me tell you, staying
excited for seven minutes is exhausting!
MOIST TOWELETTE (42-4430) (71-44-4,198) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought GAD (18-9239)
(36-40-1,194) of SHEPHERDS. MOIST TOWELETTE demolished GAD in a crowd pleasing 2
minute bloody uneven fight. Just wiped him away. Or at least, wiped his face off.
Disconcerting.
JOSH (18-9109) (27-28-0,214) of SHEPHERDS fought THE HYPHEN-DASH (42-4499) (34-
21-1,192) of COLOR ME SUAVE. JOSH lost to THE HYPHEN-DASH in an action packed 1
minute battle. And the Hyphen looked very Dashing while doing it. Hey, listen, YOU
try coming up with this stuff week after week! A quip is where you find it.
For the title:
SHINY PENNY (32-3789) (72-123-2,266) of FOUND IN THE SAND fought FROO-FROO (18-
9589) (62-35-4,236) of CENTER FOR OLDS. SHINY PENNY was bested by FROO-FROO in a
crowd pleasing 2 minute Title fight. Our congratulations, Froo-Froo. Write us and
tell all about this experience.
Larkin
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
FROO-FROO 18-9589 63 35 4 244 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
LORD EXETER 81-932 34 21 1 215 DRAGONBANE GUILD (334) SHADOWSPIRE
EVANGELION 59-2340 36 28 1 214 IMPROVED ILLUSION (349) ILLIS
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430 72 44 4 210 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
HEINRIK 81-1257 39 40 1 205 CLAN LONGBEARD (374) SHADOWSPIRE
SHINY PENNY 32-3789 72 124 2 203 FOUND IN THE SAND (360) ARVAT
THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 35 21 1 202 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
FAN ZHEN 81-1288 31 24 2 195 DARQUE AGES (335) SHADOWSPIRE
JOSH 18-9109 27 29 195 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA
ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 57 36 194 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
THE BRIDE 45-4180 39 24 2 193 DARQUE FORCES (348) STORMCROWE
GAD 18-9239 36 41 1 192 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA
RAGGEDY ANN 45-4148 48 22 187 DARQUE FORCES (348) STORMCROWE
WALLI WEEBLE 21-6935 38 27 185 NOMADIC TRIBE (310) SUNSET
LHISSON 29-5456 41 38 184 MID EARTH (316) LAPUR
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BEDDER 18-10043 27 24 2 156 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
PINCH BLISTER 18-9859 37 42 150 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 56 39 125 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623 29 37 1 118 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-MEDA 81-854 24 8 80 CULT OF BACCHUS (388) SHADOWSPIRE
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 38 29 72 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-TAMERLANE 81-1764 17 12 1 64 DARQUE AGES (335) SHADOWSPIRE
-ROSA KLEBB 81-1765 17 11 1 61 BOND-AGE (389) SHADOWSPIRE
-WENIEN 29-5758 15 6 51 MID EARTH (316) LAPUR
FLOYDRIFFIC 13-5480 23 16 46 ARCANE ROYALTY (391) DULLENS
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Delaware Run -- You don't make a good first impression. Back to your teammate,
hopefully. -- Gad
Raggedy Ann -- Some things never change. -- Josh
Bedder -- Working my way to the bottom of the arena again. What kind of Christmas
will that be?!? -- Virginia
Better than none.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SHINY PENNY was bested by FROO-FROO in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Title fight.
JOSH lost to THE HYPHEN-DASH in a action packed 1 minute battle.
MOIST TOWELETTE demolished GAD in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody uneven fight.
ALMOST PRETTY was narrowly defeated by EVANGELION in a exciting 7 minute bloody fight.
RAGGEDY ANN was viciously subdued by LORD EXETER in a popular 3 minute bloody duel.
THE BRIDE overpowered BEDDER in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
HEINRIK savagely defeated WALLI WEEBLE in a action packed 2 minute gruesome melee.
LHISSON vanquished PINCH BLISTER in a action packed 1 minute one-sided duel.
FAN ZHEN vanquished ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA was beaten by 1977 AMC MATADOR in a 2 minute fight.
JELLO KNUCKLES demolished FLOYDRIFFIC in a crowd pleasing 3 minute mismatched match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY 5 WALL OF STEEL 14 - 6 - 0 70 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 AIMED BLOW 11 - 9 - 0 55 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 LUNGING ATTACK 21 - 18 - 1 54 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 SLASHING ATTACK 15 - 13 - 0 54 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 10 - 9 - 0 53 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 STRIKING ATTACK 11 - 11 - 0 50 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 BASHING ATTACK 13 - 16 - 0 45 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 TOTAL PARRY 16 - 21 - 0 43 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 PARRY-LUNGE 3 - 12 - 0 20 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 2 - 0 0 |
Turn 36 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 4 3 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 2 SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
AIMED BLOW 1 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW
1 WALL OF STEEL
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
SLASHING ATTACK FROO-FROO 18-9589 63 35 4 244 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
STRIKING ATTACK LORD EXETER 81-932 34 21 1 215 DRAGONBANE GUILD (334)
PARRY-RIPOSTE EVANGELION 59-2340 36 28 1 214 IMPROVED ILLUSION (349)
LUNGING ATTACK HEINRIK 81-1257 39 40 1 205 CLAN LONGBEARD (374)
BASHING ATTACK SHINY PENNY 32-3789 72 124 2 203 FOUND IN THE SAND (360)
AIMED BLOW JOSH 18-9109 27 29 0 195 SHEPHERDS (359)
WALL OF STEEL ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 57 36 0 194 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-LUNGE GAD 18-9239 36 41 1 192 SHEPHERDS (359)
TOTAL PARRY RAGGEDY ANN 45-4148 48 22 0 187 DARQUE FORCES (348)
The overall popularity leader is SHINY PENNY 32-3789. The most popular warrior this
turn was ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496. The ten other most popular fighters were EVANGELION
59-2340, LORD EXETER 81-932, HEINRIK 81-1257, MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430, JELLO KNUCKLES
42-4554, FROO-FROO 18-9589, FAN ZHEN 81-1288, SHINY PENNY 32-3789, LHISSON 29-5456,
and VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623.
The least popular fighter this week was FLOYDRIFFIC 13-5480. The other ten least
popular fighters were BEDDER 18-10043, PINCH BLISTER 18-9859, GAD 18-9239, WALLI
WEEBLE 21-6935, THE BRIDE 45-4180, JOSH 18-9109, 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, THE
HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499, RAGGEDY ANN 45-4148, and VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
DULLENS(13) 0 1 0 ARVAT(32) 0 1 0 ILLIS(59) 1 0 0
TALCAMA(18) 1 4 0 RODEKI(42) 4 1 0 DAL SHANG(65) 0 1 0
SUNSET(21) 0 1 0 STORMCROWE(45) 1 1 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 3 0 0
LAPUR(29) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
FLOYDRIFFIC 13-5480 23 16 0 46 ARCANE ROYALTY (391) DULLENS
FROO-FROO 18-9589 63 35 4 244 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
WALLI WEEBLE 21-6935 38 27 0 185 NOMADIC TRIBE (310) SUNSET
LHISSON 29-5456 41 38 0 184 MID EARTH (316) LAPUR
SHINY PENNY 32-3789 72 124 2 203 FOUND IN THE SAND (360) ARVAT
MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430 72 44 4 210 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
THE BRIDE 45-4180 39 24 2 193 DARQUE FORCES (348) STORMCROWE
EVANGELION 59-2340 36 28 1 214 IMPROVED ILLUSION (349) ILLIS
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623 29 37 1 118 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG
LORD EXETER 81-932 34 21 1 215 DRAGONBANE GUILD (334) SHADOWSPIRE
A DM TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS
12 political points a'pumpin'
11 TVs a'workin'
10 free duels of credit
9 ABs to challenge
8 criticals a'connectin'
7 scums a'dyin'
6 skills a'maxin'
5 A.D. invites
4 lucky warriors
3 size on replacement
2 proxied TCs
And a quarterstaff from a pear tree.
May your days be merry,
And your wins be often.
The Consortium