AD Date : 01/01/2013 Duedate: 01/14/2013 STORM ROCK ARENA DM 107 TURN 38 RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K % 1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 218 133 2 62.1 4 MID EARTH 29/316 54 66 0 45.0 CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 YAMA BUSHI 30/317 2 DARQUE AGES 81/335 75 61 2 55.1 VISIONIST INC 78/392 DARQUE FORCES 31/318 CLAN LONGBEARD 81/374 DARQUE FORCES 45/348 5 END 13/298 54 98 1 35.5 IMPROVED ILLUSION 59/349 SHEPHERDS 18/359 3 VIKINGS 10/355 48 55 1 46.6 FOUND IN THE SAND 32/360 SENTINELS 7/354 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS 65/361 NOMADIC TRIBE 21/310 6-ARCANE ROYAL 13/391 0 1 0 0.0 DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/334 REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER A new year, and what is the news? Storm Rock is snowed in, which must account for the silence and poor participation. Debby Tonte's mother has a cow. Blood on the snow shows, and there's nothing you can do about it except wait for another snowfall. Azaghal got the most points, 35. Anzahanzek lost the most, 25. Different fights. Mid Earth was theoretically most avoided, by Nomadic Tribe, but in fact, this did not happen. But the clerks had a space for it on their spy notes, so... that's what they put. Moist Towelette got the most challenges, which isn't saying much today. We had thirteen fights, two challenges, and two standbys. No personals. JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (38-30-0,65) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought CAJETAN (7-6036) (19-18-1,81) of SENTINELS. JELLO KNUCKLES handily defeated CAJETAN in a 2 minute gory uneven fight. Amazing what you can do with frozen jello, eh? ANZAHANZEK (7-6204) (16-11-0,59) of SENTINELS fought RIRORNI SOLDIER (107-3) (0- 0-0,30) of Fine Imported Standbys. ANZAHANZEK was demolished by RIRORNI SOLDIER in a popular 1 minute mismatched match. For this Anzahanzek had the biggest point drop, and rightly so. VIRGINIA, NO SANTA (65-6623) (29-38-1,122) of GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS fought IMPRISONED SPY (107-9) (0-0-0,170) of Fine Imported Standbys. VIRGINIA, NO SANTA was demolished by IMPRISONED SPY in a 1 minute competition. Not so embarrassing as the other standby fight. But do you want to give these guys the idea that they can just... WIN? Pull up your socks, warriors of Storm Rock! LHISSON (29-5456) (41-39-0,161) of MID EARTH fought 1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (56-40-0,134) of COLOR ME SUAVE. LHISSON handily defeated 1977 AMC MATADOR in an exciting 1 minute one-sided bout. Which hand was that, the left one, or the right one? RAGGEDY ANN (45-4148) (49-22-0,194) of DARQUE FORCES fought PINCH BLISTER (18- 9859) (38-42-0,152) of CENTER FOR OLDS. RAGGEDY ANN defeated PINCH BLISTER in an exciting 4 minute fight. I don't think I want to know how this happened. Aside from the obvious. But there was that brief glimpse of... a sock? THE HYPHEN-DASH (42-4499) (35-22-1,200) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought THE BRIDE (45- 4180) (40-24-2,208) of DARQUE FORCES. THE HYPHEN-DASH was vanquished by THE BRIDE in an action packed 1 minute uneven fight. She wanted to talk about their relationship. ALMOST PRETTY (42-4496) (58-36-0,203) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought FAN ZHEN (81- 1288) (31-25-2,193) of DARQUE AGES. ALMOST PRETTY was viciously subdued by FAN ZHEN in an action packed 3 minute melee. Hard times for the Suavists. SHINY PENNY (32-3789) (72-125-2,201) of FOUND IN THE SAND fought RINDEL (29- 5346) (40-38-0,178) of MID EARTH. SHINY PENNY was bested by RINDEL in a popular 1 minute competition. Rindel didn't want "a penny for his thoughts," Rindel wanted the win, and got it. BEDDER (18-10043) (28-24-2,183) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought AZAGHAL (81-1223) (30- 29-0,175) of DRAGONBANE GUILD. BEDDER was slain by AZAGHAL in an exciting 2 minute struggle. Thus Azaghal's big point gain. So we reward killers, eh? JOSH (18-9109) (28-29-0,212) of SHEPHERDS fought OBROJOBO (7-5869) (31-26-1,187) of SENTINELS. JOSH was devastated by OBROJOBO in a 1 minute uneven brawl. Josh probably tried to spell it. That'd devastate anybody. The challenges: WALLI WEEBLE (21-6935) (38-28-0,185) of NOMADIC TRIBE challenged HEINRIK (81- 1257) (39-41-1,190) of CLAN LONGBEARD. Up 5. WALLI WEEBLE was viciously subdued by HEINRIK in a popular 3 minute Challenge match. No doubt the skills were good. GAD (18-9239) (37-41-1,198) of SHEPHERDS challenged MOIST TOWELETTE (42-4430) (73-44-4,224) of COLOR ME SUAVE. Up 26. GAD was devastated by MOIST TOWELETTE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight. This as Moist the Most Challenged. For the title: FROO-FROO (18-9589) (64-35-4,262) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought EVANGELION (59-2340) (37-28-1,229) of IMPROVED ILLUSION. FROO-FROO devastated EVANGELION in a popular 1 minute brutal one-sided Title contest. No doubt about it, Froo-Froo holds the title with skill, not by chance. Congratulations. Larkin CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY FROO-FROO 18-9589 65 35 4 278 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430 74 44 4 234 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI THE BRIDE 45-4180 41 24 2 226 DARQUE FORCES (348) STORMCROWE FAN ZHEN 81-1288 32 25 2 216 DARQUE AGES (335) SHADOWSPIRE GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY HEINRIK 81-1257 40 41 1 202 CLAN LONGBEARD (374) SHADOWSPIRE EVANGELION 59-2340 37 29 1 198 IMPROVED ILLUSION (349) ILLIS GAD 18-9239 37 42 1 197 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA -LORD EXETER 81-932 34 22 1 197 DRAGONBANE GUILD (334) SHADOWSPIRE RAGGEDY ANN 45-4148 50 22 196 DARQUE FORCES (348) STORMCROWE RINDEL 29-5346 41 38 195 MID EARTH (316) LAPUR THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 35 23 1 194 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 58 37 193 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI SHINY PENNY 32-3789 72 126 2 185 FOUND IN THE SAND (360) ARVAT JOSH 18-9109 28 30 185 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA WALLI WEEBLE 21-6935 38 29 182 NOMADIC TRIBE (310) SUNSET GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY BEDDER 18-10043 28 25 2 178 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA LHISSON 29-5456 42 39 173 MID EARTH (316) LAPUR PINCH BLISTER 18-9859 38 43 168 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 56 41 132 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623 29 39 1 124 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 39 30 85 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI CAJETAN 7-6036 19 19 1 65 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR -SAPPHIRA 45-4646 17 5 3 59 DARQUE FORCES (348) STORMCROWE -FLOYDRIFFIC 13-5480 23 16 46 ARCANE ROYALTY (391) DULLENS GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY ANZAHANZEK 7-6204 16 12 34 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN BEDDER 18-10043 28 25 2 CENTER FOR OLDS 364 AZAGHAL 81-1223 38 PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE ALL -- MERRY CHRISTMAS, HAPPY HOLIDAYS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL IN ALASTARI!!! May your year end in peace and the new year hold great things for you and your families. -- Gentleben (Sunset-21, Morya-28, Arvat-32 and Talahya-100) LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS GAD was devastated by MOIST TOWELETTE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight. WALLI WEEBLE was viciously subdued by HEINRIK in a popular 3 minute Challenge match. FROO-FROO devastated EVANGELION in a popular 1 minute brutal one-sided Title contest. JOSH was devastated by OBROJOBO in a 1 minute uneven brawl. BEDDER was slain by AZAGHAL in a exciting 2 minute struggle. SHINY PENNY was bested by RINDEL in a popular 1 minute competition. ALMOST PRETTY was viciously subdued by FAN ZHEN in a action packed 3 minute melee. THE HYPHEN-DASH was vanquished by THE BRIDE in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight. RAGGEDY ANN defeated PINCH BLISTER in a exciting 4 minute fight. LHISSON handily defeated 1977 AMC MATADOR in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout. VIRGINIA, NO SANTA was demolished by IMPRISONED SPY in a 1 minute competition. ANZAHANZEK was demolished by RIRORNI SOLDIER in a popular 1 minute mismatched match. JELLO KNUCKLES handily defeated CAJETAN in a 2 minute gory uneven fight. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |TOTAL PARRY 4 WALL OF STEEL 14 - 6 - 0 70 | |SLASHING ATTACK 3 SLASHING ATTACK 16 - 13 - 0 55 | |LUNGING ATTACK 3 AIMED BLOW 11 - 9 - 0 55 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 11 - 10 - 0 52 | |AIMED BLOW 2 STRIKING ATTACK 12 - 11 - 0 52 | |PARRY-LUNGE 2 LUNGING ATTACK 18 - 19 - 1 49 | |STRIKING ATTACK 2 BASHING ATTACK 12 - 15 - 0 44 | |BASHING ATTACK 2 TOTAL PARRY 16 - 22 - 0 42 | |WALL OF STEEL 2 PARRY-LUNGE 5 - 11 - 1 31 | |PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 3 - 0 0 | Turn 38 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 2 3 LUNGING ATTACK LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 SLASHING ATTACK AIMED BLOW 1 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 2 STRIKING ATTACK PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 2 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 PARRY-LUNGE TOTAL PARRY 2 - 2 1 TOTAL PARRY TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME SLASHING ATTACK FROO-FROO 18-9589 65 35 4 278 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) STRIKING ATTACK MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430 74 44 4 234 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) LUNGING ATTACK THE BRIDE 45-4180 41 24 2 226 DARQUE FORCES (348) PARRY-RIPOSTE EVANGELION 59-2340 37 29 1 198 IMPROVED ILLUSION (349) PARRY-LUNGE GAD 18-9239 37 42 1 197 SHEPHERDS (359) TOTAL PARRY RAGGEDY ANN 45-4148 50 22 0 196 DARQUE FORCES (348) FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME WALL OF STEEL ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 58 37 0 193 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) BASHING ATTACK SHINY PENNY 32-3789 72 126 2 185 FOUND IN THE SAND (360) AIMED BLOW JOSH 18-9109 28 30 0 185 SHEPHERDS (359) PARRY-STRIKE ANZAHANZEK 7-6204 16 12 0 34 SENTINELS (354) The overall popularity leader is SHINY PENNY 32-3789. The most popular warrior this turn was HEINRIK 81-1257. The ten other most popular fighters were FAN ZHEN 81-1288, BEDDER 18-10043, PINCH BLISTER 18-9859, FROO-FROO 18-9589, MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430, WALLI WEEBLE 21-6935, LHISSON 29-5456, RINDEL 29-5346, THE BRIDE 45-4180, and JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554. The least popular fighter this week was 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116. The other ten least popular fighters were JOSH 18-9109, CAJETAN 7-6036, ANZAHANZEK 7-6204, VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623, THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499, SHINY PENNY 32-3789, GAD 18-9239, RAGGEDY ANN 45-4148, ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496, and AZAGHAL 81-1223. Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K BONSUR(7) 1 2 0 ARVAT(32) 0 1 0 ILLIS(59) 0 1 0 TALCAMA(18) 1 4 0 RODEKI(42) 2 3 0 DAL SHANG(65) 0 1 0 SUNSET(21) 0 1 0 STORMCROWE(45) 2 0 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 3 0 1 LAPUR(29) 2 0 0 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY CAJETAN 7-6036 19 19 1 65 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR FROO-FROO 18-9589 65 35 4 278 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA WALLI WEEBLE 21-6935 38 29 0 182 NOMADIC TRIBE (310) SUNSET RINDEL 29-5346 41 38 0 195 MID EARTH (316) LAPUR SHINY PENNY 32-3789 72 126 2 185 FOUND IN THE SAND (360) ARVAT MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430 74 44 4 234 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI THE BRIDE 45-4180 41 24 2 226 DARQUE FORCES (348) STORMCROWE EVANGELION 59-2340 37 29 1 198 IMPROVED ILLUSION (349) ILLIS VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623 29 39 1 124 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG FAN ZHEN 81-1288 32 25 2 216 DARQUE AGES (335) SHADOWSPIRE