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Date : 02/12/2013 Duedate: 02/25/2013
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 41
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 232 143 2 61.9 4 MID EARTH 29/316 58 71 0 45.0
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 YAMA BUSHI 30/317
2 DARQUE AGES 81/335 81 67 2 54.7 CLAN LONGBEARD 81/374
DARQUE FORCES 31/318 5 END 13/298 59 105 1 36.0
DARQUE FORCES 45/348 SHEPHERDS 18/359
IMPROVED ILLUSION 59/349 FOUND IN THE SAND 32/360
3 VIKINGS 10/355 55 63 1 46.6 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS 65/361
SENTINELS 7/354 6 ULTRA-VIOLEN 26/314 1 0 0 100
NOMADIC TRIBE 21/310 MONSTER MANUAL 81/377
DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/334
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Okay, okay, okay, I was just-- Ah, you don't want to hear about that. You want
a spy report.
Heinrik got the most points today, greed bustard: 21. Hyphen-Dash lost the
most: 12. Leaves us unbalanced, but what else is new?
Nobody was most avoided, although if we'd HAD any avoids, Color Me Suave might
have gotten most of them, possibly from Dragonbane Guild. The scribes in the office
suggest this, because they hate a blank spot in the forms.
Thirteen fights, one challenge, one standby. One fight was action-packed and
three were exciting. And what does that say about the other nine, I wonder?
ANZAHANZEK (7-6204) (18-12-0,51) of SENTINELS fought DOPPLEGANGER (81-1382) (19-
21-0,78) of MONSTER MANUAL. ANZAHANZEK was handily defeated by DOPPLEGANGER in a
popular 1 minute uneven fight. If it wasn't action-paced or exciting, was it...
uneventful?
JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (41-30-0,99) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought CAJETAN (7-6036)
(19-21-1,67) of SENTINELS. JELLO KNUCKLES demolished CAJETAN in a popular 5 minute
bloody mismatched match. Lime jello everywhere. Messy.
1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (57-42-0,141) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought IMPRISONED SPY
(107-9) (0-0-0,170) of Fine Imported Mimes. 1977 AMC MATADOR was savagely defeated
by IMPRISONED SPY in a 2 minute competition. Embarrassing. And no, we did not let
the spy go. The very idea! Imprisoned Spies don't grow on trees, you know.
GAD (18-9239) (37-44-1,174) of SHEPHERDS fought PINCH BLISTER (18-9859) (38-45-
0,139) of CENTER FOR OLDS. GAD overcame PINCH BLISTER in a popular 5 minute brutal
bout. I wonder about this, sometimes. WHERE is the blister being pinched up?
BEDDER (18-10043) (28-27-2,172) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought VIRGINIA, NO SANTA
(65-6623) (30-40-1,161) of GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS. BEDDER vanquished VIRGINIA, NO
SANTA in an exciting 1 minute one-sided fight. No Santa today, Virginia.
THE HYPHEN-DASH (42-4499) (36-24-1,197) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought FAN ZHEN (81-
1288) (33-26-2,190) of DARQUE AGES. THE HYPHEN-DASH was vanquished by FAN ZHEN in an
action packed 1 minute one-sided duel. And this got Hyphen the biggest point drop.
Don't ask me why, unless it's because, ah, nobody else got a bigger one. Yes, that
works.
SHINY PENNY (32-3789) (73-127-2,193) of FOUND IN THE SAND fought RINDEL (29-
5346) (41-40-0,180) of MID EARTH. SHINY PENNY handily defeated RINDEL in a 1 minute
uneven melee. I heard about this. Basketball games in Albuquerque, it was. Pennies
heated to a great shine and thrown out on the floor. That'd defeat anyone. At
least, if you didn't have time to watch for it.
OBROJOBO (7-5869) (33-27-1,195) of SENTINELS fought EVANGELION (59-2340) (38-30-
1,198) of IMPROVED ILLUSION. OBROJOBO devastated EVANGELION in a 1 minute one-sided
competition. It looked closer before they started hitting each other.
ALMOST PRETTY (42-4496) (60-37-0,223) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought LHISSON (29-5456)
(43-40-0,194) of MID EARTH. ALMOST PRETTY vanquished LHISSON in an exciting 2 minute
mismatched fight. And a very pretty effort it was, too.
MOIST TOWELETTE (42-4430) (76-44-4,257) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought JOSH (18-9109)
(29-31-0,196) of SHEPHERDS. MOIST TOWELETTE overpowered JOSH in a crowd pleasing 1
minute mismatched match. Nothing like a wet towel in the face to slow a guy down.
HEINRIK (81-1257) (42-41-1,230) of CLAN LONGBEARD fought RAGGEDY ANN (45-4148)
(50-24-0,200) of DARQUE FORCES. HEINRIK viciously subdued RAGGEDY ANN in a crowd
pleasing 3 minute gory brawl. But not, you will note, one-sided. There's more to
the raggedy one than might appear.
FROO-FROO (18-9589) (66-36-4,217) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought WALLI WEEBLE (21-
6935) (39-30-0,195) of NOMADIC TRIBE. FROO-FROO savagely defeated WALLI WEEBLE in an
exciting 3 minute gory melee. Somehow "savage" and "froo-froo" just don't seem to go
together.
For the title, our only challenge:
AZAGHAL (81-1223) (33-29-1,224) of DRAGONBANE GUILD challenged THE BRIDE (45-
4180) (43-24-2,264) of DARQUE FORCES. Up 40. AZAGHAL was devastated by THE BRIDE in
a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight. A bold try, Azaghal, but she's a tough
date. Congratulations to The Bride.
Larkin
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
THE BRIDE 45-4180 44 24 2 277 DARQUE FORCES (348) STORMCROWE
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430 77 44 4 267 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
HEINRIK 81-1257 43 41 1 251 CLAN LONGBEARD (374) SHADOWSPIRE
ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 61 37 236 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
FROO-FROO 18-9589 67 36 4 229 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
FAN ZHEN 81-1288 34 26 2 211 DARQUE AGES (335) SHADOWSPIRE
OBROJOBO 7-5869 34 27 1 211 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SHINY PENNY 32-3789 74 127 2 201 FOUND IN THE SAND (360) ARVAT
WALLI WEEBLE 21-6935 39 31 200 NOMADIC TRIBE (310) SUNSET
RAGGEDY ANN 45-4148 50 25 197 DARQUE FORCES (348) STORMCROWE
AZAGHAL 81-1223 33 30 1 195 DRAGONBANE GUILD (334) SHADOWSPIRE
JOSH 18-9109 29 32 195 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA
LHISSON 29-5456 43 41 193 MID EARTH (316) LAPUR
EVANGELION 59-2340 38 31 1 188 IMPROVED ILLUSION (349) ILLIS
THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 36 25 1 185 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BEDDER 18-10043 29 27 2 180 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
GAD 18-9239 38 44 1 176 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA
RINDEL 29-5346 41 41 173 MID EARTH (316) LAPUR
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623 30 41 1 155 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
PINCH BLISTER 18-9859 38 46 144 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 57 43 143 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 42 30 104 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DOPPLEGANGER 81-1382 20 21 85 MONSTER MANUAL (377) SHADOWSPIRE
CAJETAN 7-6036 19 22 1 69 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ANZAHANZEK 7-6204 18 13 48 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Lhisson -- Really?!? Knocking me into the Challenger Adepts? The only thing worse
than the humiliation of being back down here is the lack of my ability to fight well.
-- Gad
Bedder -- I went easy on you. -- Josh
Pinch Blister -- Very, very, very satisfying. -- Virginia
Rindel -- Thank you very much for that train! Every one matters, these days! --
Shiny Penny
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
AZAGHAL was devastated by THE BRIDE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
FROO-FROO savagely defeated WALLI WEEBLE in a exciting 3 minute gory melee.
HEINRIK viciously subdued RAGGEDY ANN in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory brawl.
MOIST TOWELETTE overpowered JOSH in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
ALMOST PRETTY vanquished LHISSON in a exciting 2 minute mismatched fight.
OBROJOBO devastated EVANGELION in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
SHINY PENNY handily defeated RINDEL in a 1 minute uneven melee.
THE HYPHEN-DASH was vanquished by FAN ZHEN in a action packed 1 minute one-sided duel.
BEDDER vanquished VIRGINIA, NO SANTA in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
GAD overcame PINCH BLISTER in a popular 5 minute brutal bout.
1977 AMC MATADOR was savagely defeated by IMPRISONED SPY in a 2 minute competition.
JELLO KNUCKLES demolished CAJETAN in a popular 5 minute bloody mismatched match.
ANZAHANZEK was handily defeated by DOPPLEGANGER in a popular 1 minute uneven fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 SLASHING ATTACK 20 - 9 - 0 69 |
|TOTAL PARRY 4 WALL OF STEEL 13 - 7 - 0 65 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 LUNGING ATTACK 20 - 15 - 1 57 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 STRIKING ATTACK 13 - 10 - 0 57 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 AIMED BLOW 11 - 9 - 0 55 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 BASHING ATTACK 11 - 13 - 0 46 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 PARRY-LUNGE 8 - 10 - 1 44 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 TOTAL PARRY 15 - 25 - 0 38 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 4 - 0 33 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 7 - 17 - 0 29 |
Turn 41 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 3 3 SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 2 2 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 3 1 STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK
1 PARRY-LUNGE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK THE BRIDE 45-4180 44 24 2 277 DARQUE FORCES (348)
STRIKING ATTACK MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430 77 44 4 267 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
WALL OF STEEL ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 61 37 0 236 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
SLASHING ATTACK FROO-FROO 18-9589 67 36 4 229 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
BASHING ATTACK SHINY PENNY 32-3789 74 127 2 201 FOUND IN THE SAND (360)
TOTAL PARRY WALLI WEEBLE 21-6935 39 31 0 200 NOMADIC TRIBE (310)
PARRY-LUNGE AZAGHAL 81-1223 33 30 1 195 DRAGONBANE GUILD (334)
AIMED BLOW JOSH 18-9109 29 32 0 195 SHEPHERDS (359)
PARRY-RIPOSTE EVANGELION 59-2340 38 31 1 188 IMPROVED ILLUSION (349)
PARRY-STRIKE ANZAHANZEK 7-6204 18 13 0 48 SENTINELS (354)
The overall popularity leader is SHINY PENNY 32-3789. The most popular warrior this
turn was FROO-FROO 18-9589. The ten other most popular fighters were HEINRIK
81-1257, ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496, GAD 18-9239, JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, PINCH BLISTER
18-9859, CAJETAN 7-6036, THE BRIDE 45-4180, WALLI WEEBLE 21-6935, RAGGEDY ANN
45-4148, and BEDDER 18-10043.
The least popular fighter this week was RINDEL 29-5346. The other ten least popular
fighters were EVANGELION 59-2340, AZAGHAL 81-1223, ANZAHANZEK 7-6204, 1977 AMC
MATADOR 42-4116, VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623, JOSH 18-9109, THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499,
SHINY PENNY 32-3789, OBROJOBO 7-5869, and FAN ZHEN 81-1288.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
BONSUR(7) 1 2 0 ARVAT(32) 1 0 0 ILLIS(59) 0 1 0
TALCAMA(18) 3 2 0 RODEKI(42) 3 2 0 DAL SHANG(65) 0 1 0
SUNSET(21) 0 1 0 STORMCROWE(45) 1 1 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 3 1 0
LAPUR(29) 0 2 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
OBROJOBO 7-5869 34 27 1 211 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
FROO-FROO 18-9589 67 36 4 229 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
WALLI WEEBLE 21-6935 39 31 0 200 NOMADIC TRIBE (310) SUNSET
LHISSON 29-5456 43 41 0 193 MID EARTH (316) LAPUR
SHINY PENNY 32-3789 74 127 2 201 FOUND IN THE SAND (360) ARVAT
MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430 77 44 4 267 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
THE BRIDE 45-4180 44 24 2 277 DARQUE FORCES (348) STORMCROWE
EVANGELION 59-2340 38 31 1 188 IMPROVED ILLUSION (349) ILLIS
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623 30 41 1 155 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG
HEINRIK 81-1257 43 41 1 251 CLAN LONGBEARD (374) SHADOWSPIRE