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Date   : 02/12/2013    Duedate: 02/25/2013

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 41

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365  232  143   2 61.9    4 MID EARTH 29/316      58   71   0 45.0
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364                      YAMA BUSHI 30/317
  2 DARQUE AGES 81/335    81   67   2 54.7      CLAN LONGBEARD 81/374
    DARQUE FORCES 31/318                      5 END 13/298            59  105   1 36.0
    DARQUE FORCES 45/348                        SHEPHERDS 18/359
    IMPROVED ILLUSION 59/349                    FOUND IN THE SAND 32/360
  3 VIKINGS 10/355        55   63   1 46.6      GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS 65/361
    SENTINELS 7/354                           6 ULTRA-VIOLEN 26/314    1    0   0  100
    NOMADIC TRIBE 21/310                        MONSTER MANUAL 81/377
    DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/334

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Okay, okay, okay, I was just--  Ah, you don't want to hear about that.  You want
a spy report.
     Heinrik got the most points today, greed bustard: 21.  Hyphen-Dash lost the
most: 12.  Leaves us unbalanced, but what else is new?
     Nobody was most avoided, although if we'd HAD any avoids, Color Me Suave might
have gotten most of them, possibly from Dragonbane Guild.  The scribes in the office
suggest this, because they hate a blank spot in the forms.
     Thirteen fights, one challenge, one standby.  One fight was action-packed and
three were exciting.  And what does that say about the other nine, I wonder?

     ANZAHANZEK (7-6204) (18-12-0,51) of SENTINELS fought DOPPLEGANGER (81-1382) (19-
21-0,78) of MONSTER MANUAL.  ANZAHANZEK was handily defeated by DOPPLEGANGER in a
popular 1 minute uneven fight.  If it wasn't action-paced or exciting, was it...
uneventful?
     JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (41-30-0,99) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought CAJETAN (7-6036)
(19-21-1,67) of SENTINELS.  JELLO KNUCKLES demolished CAJETAN in a popular 5 minute
bloody mismatched match.  Lime jello everywhere.  Messy.
     1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (57-42-0,141) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought IMPRISONED SPY
(107-9) (0-0-0,170) of Fine Imported Mimes.  1977 AMC MATADOR was savagely defeated
by IMPRISONED SPY in a 2 minute competition.  Embarrassing.  And no, we did not let
the spy go.  The very idea!  Imprisoned Spies don't grow on trees, you know.
     GAD (18-9239) (37-44-1,174) of SHEPHERDS fought PINCH BLISTER (18-9859) (38-45-
0,139) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  GAD overcame PINCH BLISTER in a popular 5 minute brutal
bout.  I wonder about this, sometimes.  WHERE is the blister being pinched up?
     BEDDER (18-10043) (28-27-2,172) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought VIRGINIA, NO SANTA
(65-6623) (30-40-1,161) of GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS.  BEDDER vanquished VIRGINIA, NO
SANTA in an exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.  No Santa today, Virginia.
     THE HYPHEN-DASH (42-4499) (36-24-1,197) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought FAN ZHEN (81-
1288) (33-26-2,190) of DARQUE AGES.  THE HYPHEN-DASH was vanquished by FAN ZHEN in an
action packed 1 minute one-sided duel.  And this got Hyphen the biggest point drop.
Don't ask me why, unless it's because, ah, nobody else got a bigger one.  Yes, that
works.

     SHINY PENNY (32-3789) (73-127-2,193) of FOUND IN THE SAND fought RINDEL (29-
5346) (41-40-0,180) of MID EARTH.  SHINY PENNY handily defeated RINDEL in a 1 minute
uneven melee.  I heard about this.  Basketball games in Albuquerque, it was.  Pennies
heated to a great shine and thrown out on the floor.  That'd defeat anyone.  At
least, if you didn't have time to watch for it.
     OBROJOBO (7-5869) (33-27-1,195) of SENTINELS fought EVANGELION (59-2340) (38-30-
1,198) of IMPROVED ILLUSION.  OBROJOBO devastated EVANGELION in a 1 minute one-sided
competition.  It looked closer before they started hitting each other.
     ALMOST PRETTY (42-4496) (60-37-0,223) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought LHISSON (29-5456)
(43-40-0,194) of MID EARTH.  ALMOST PRETTY vanquished LHISSON in an exciting 2 minute
mismatched fight.  And a very pretty effort it was, too.
     MOIST TOWELETTE (42-4430) (76-44-4,257) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought JOSH (18-9109)
(29-31-0,196) of SHEPHERDS.  MOIST TOWELETTE overpowered JOSH in a crowd pleasing 1
minute mismatched match.  Nothing like a wet towel in the face to slow a guy down.
     HEINRIK (81-1257) (42-41-1,230) of CLAN LONGBEARD fought RAGGEDY ANN (45-4148)
(50-24-0,200) of DARQUE FORCES.  HEINRIK viciously subdued RAGGEDY ANN in a crowd
pleasing 3 minute gory brawl.  But not, you will note, one-sided.  There's more to
the raggedy one than might appear.
     FROO-FROO (18-9589) (66-36-4,217) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought WALLI WEEBLE (21-
6935) (39-30-0,195) of NOMADIC TRIBE.  FROO-FROO savagely defeated WALLI WEEBLE in an
exciting 3 minute gory melee.  Somehow "savage" and "froo-froo" just don't seem to go
together.

For the title, our only challenge:
     AZAGHAL (81-1223) (33-29-1,224) of DRAGONBANE GUILD challenged THE BRIDE (45-
4180) (43-24-2,264) of DARQUE FORCES.  Up 40.  AZAGHAL was devastated by THE BRIDE in
a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.  A bold try, Azaghal, but she's a tough
date.  Congratulations to The Bride.

                                       Larkin

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE BRIDE 45-4180            44  24  2  277  DARQUE FORCES (348)        STORMCROWE

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430      77  44  4  267  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 HEINRIK 81-1257              43  41  1  251  CLAN LONGBEARD (374)       SHADOWSPIRE
 ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496        61  37     236  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 FROO-FROO 18-9589            67  36  4  229  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 FAN ZHEN 81-1288             34  26  2  211  DARQUE AGES (335)          SHADOWSPIRE
 OBROJOBO 7-5869              34  27  1  211  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SHINY PENNY 32-3789          74 127  2  201  FOUND IN THE SAND (360)    ARVAT
 WALLI WEEBLE 21-6935         39  31     200  NOMADIC TRIBE (310)        SUNSET
 RAGGEDY ANN 45-4148          50  25     197  DARQUE FORCES (348)        STORMCROWE
 AZAGHAL 81-1223              33  30  1  195  DRAGONBANE GUILD (334)     SHADOWSPIRE
 JOSH 18-9109                 29  32     195  SHEPHERDS (359)            TALCAMA
 LHISSON 29-5456              43  41     193  MID EARTH (316)            LAPUR
 EVANGELION 59-2340           38  31  1  188  IMPROVED ILLUSION (349)    ILLIS
 THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499      36  25  1  185  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BEDDER 18-10043              29  27  2  180  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 GAD 18-9239                  38  44  1  176  SHEPHERDS (359)            TALCAMA
 RINDEL 29-5346               41  41     173  MID EARTH (316)            LAPUR
 VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623   30  41  1  155  GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PINCH BLISTER 18-9859        38  46     144  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116     57  43     143  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554       42  30     104  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DOPPLEGANGER 81-1382         20  21      85  MONSTER MANUAL (377)       SHADOWSPIRE
 CAJETAN 7-6036               19  22  1   69  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ANZAHANZEK 7-6204            18  13      48  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Lhisson -- Really?!?  Knocking me into the Challenger Adepts?  The only thing worse
than the humiliation of being back down here is the lack of my ability to fight well.
-- Gad

Bedder -- I went easy on you. -- Josh

Pinch Blister -- Very, very, very satisfying. -- Virginia

Rindel -- Thank you very much for that train!  Every one matters, these days! --
Shiny Penny

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

AZAGHAL was devastated by THE BRIDE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
FROO-FROO savagely defeated WALLI WEEBLE in a exciting 3 minute gory melee.
HEINRIK viciously subdued RAGGEDY ANN in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory brawl.
MOIST TOWELETTE overpowered JOSH in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
ALMOST PRETTY vanquished LHISSON in a exciting 2 minute mismatched fight.
OBROJOBO devastated EVANGELION in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
SHINY PENNY handily defeated RINDEL in a 1 minute uneven melee.
THE HYPHEN-DASH was vanquished by FAN ZHEN in a action packed 1 minute one-sided duel.
BEDDER vanquished VIRGINIA, NO SANTA in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
GAD overcame PINCH BLISTER in a popular 5 minute brutal bout.
1977 AMC MATADOR was savagely defeated by IMPRISONED SPY in a 2 minute competition.
JELLO KNUCKLES demolished CAJETAN in a popular 5 minute bloody mismatched match.
ANZAHANZEK was handily defeated by DOPPLEGANGER in a popular 1 minute uneven fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         SLASHING ATTACK   20 -   9 -  0      69  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         WALL OF STEEL     13 -   7 -  0      65  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         LUNGING ATTACK    20 -  15 -  1      57  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         STRIKING ATTACK   13 -  10 -  0      57  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         AIMED BLOW        11 -   9 -  0      55  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         BASHING ATTACK    11 -  13 -  0      46  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-LUNGE        8 -  10 -  1      44  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         TOTAL PARRY       15 -  25 -  0      38  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -   4 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      7 -  17 -  0      29  |

Turn  41 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        1 -  3         3  SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  2         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  3         1  STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   THE BRIDE 45-4180          44  24  2  277 DARQUE FORCES (348)
STRIKING ATTACK  MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430    77  44  4  267 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
WALL OF STEEL    ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496      61  37  0  236 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
SLASHING ATTACK  FROO-FROO 18-9589          67  36  4  229 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
BASHING ATTACK   SHINY PENNY 32-3789        74 127  2  201 FOUND IN THE SAND (360)
TOTAL PARRY      WALLI WEEBLE 21-6935       39  31  0  200 NOMADIC TRIBE (310)
PARRY-LUNGE      AZAGHAL 81-1223            33  30  1  195 DRAGONBANE GUILD (334)
AIMED BLOW       JOSH 18-9109               29  32  0  195 SHEPHERDS (359)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    EVANGELION 59-2340         38  31  1  188 IMPROVED ILLUSION (349)
PARRY-STRIKE     ANZAHANZEK 7-6204          18  13  0   48 SENTINELS (354)

The overall popularity leader is SHINY PENNY 32-3789.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was FROO-FROO 18-9589.  The ten other most popular fighters were HEINRIK 
81-1257, ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496, GAD 18-9239, JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, PINCH BLISTER 
18-9859, CAJETAN 7-6036, THE BRIDE 45-4180, WALLI WEEBLE 21-6935, RAGGEDY ANN 
45-4148, and BEDDER 18-10043.

The least popular fighter this week was RINDEL 29-5346.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were EVANGELION 59-2340, AZAGHAL 81-1223, ANZAHANZEK 7-6204, 1977 AMC 
MATADOR 42-4116, VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623, JOSH 18-9109, THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499, 
SHINY PENNY 32-3789, OBROJOBO 7-5869, and FAN ZHEN 81-1288.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
BONSUR(7)            1  2 0  ARVAT(32)            1  0 0  ILLIS(59)            0  1 0  
TALCAMA(18)          3  2 0  RODEKI(42)           3  2 0  DAL SHANG(65)        0  1 0  
SUNSET(21)           0  1 0  STORMCROWE(45)       1  1 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      3  1 0  
LAPUR(29)            0  2 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 OBROJOBO 7-5869             34  27  1  211  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR
 FROO-FROO 18-9589           67  36  4  229  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 WALLI WEEBLE 21-6935        39  31  0  200  NOMADIC TRIBE (310)        SUNSET
 LHISSON 29-5456             43  41  0  193  MID EARTH (316)            LAPUR
 SHINY PENNY 32-3789         74 127  2  201  FOUND IN THE SAND (360)    ARVAT
 MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430     77  44  4  267  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 THE BRIDE 45-4180           44  24  2  277  DARQUE FORCES (348)        STORMCROWE
 EVANGELION 59-2340          38  31  1  188  IMPROVED ILLUSION (349)    ILLIS
 VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623  30  41  1  155  GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG
 HEINRIK 81-1257             43  41  1  251  CLAN LONGBEARD (374)       SHADOWSPIRE