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Date   : 02/26/2013    Duedate: 03/11/2013

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 42

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365  235  148   2 61.4    4 MID EARTH 29/316      60   72   0 45.5
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364                      YAMA BUSHI 30/317
  2 DARQUE AGES 81/335    82   70   2 53.9      CLAN LONGBEARD 81/374
    DARQUE FORCES 31/318                      5 END 13/298            62  106   1 36.9
    DARQUE FORCES 45/348                        SHEPHERDS 18/359
    IMPROVED ILLUSION 59/349                    FOUND IN THE SAND 32/360
  3-VIKINGS 10/355        55   63   1 46.6      GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS 65/361
    SENTINELS 7/354                           6-ULTRA-VIOLEN 26/314    1    0   0  100
    NOMADIC TRIBE 21/310                        MONSTER MANUAL 81/377
    DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/334

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     I will admit, I looked at today's fight roster, and I despaired.  This is the
same thing that happened to 107 in its previous incarnation:  not enough Basic arenas
feeding into it to sustain a vigorous population.  I know you guys are giving it your
best shot, and I'll stick with you right along, but... this isn't good.  Ten fights,
no challenges, no avoids.  Is the "no tourney" prohibition that bad?  Obviously, YOU
don't think so, but is everybody else that set on fighting in the tourneys?  After
all, HERE, you fight warriors who are exactly as represented:  no hidden tourney
fights, no secret enhancements, what you see is what you get.  Go out and persuade
your friends to try this place, this return to the basics of the game!  The pure
form, if you will.

And now, onto the current fights:
     Jello Knuckles, biggest point gain: 32.  Virginia, No Santa, biggest drop: 25.
Same fight.
     Ten fights, no challenges, no avoids, one standby.

     JAKLAK (81-1430) (29-22-0,109) of CLAN LONGBEARD fought PINCH BLISTER (18-9859)
(38-46-0,144) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  JAKLAK defeated PINCH BLISTER in an action packed
3 minute match.  Maybe a little wake-up call for Pinch?
     VIRGINIA, NO SANTA (65-6623) (30-41-1,155) of GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS fought JELLO
KNUCKLES (42-4554) (42-30-0,104) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  VIRGINIA, NO SANTA lost to JELLO
KNUCKLES in a popular 3 minute duel.  The big point-changer, and you can see why.
     GAD (18-9239) (38-44-1,176) of SHEPHERDS fought 1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (57-
43-0,143) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  GAD won victory over 1977 AMC MATADOR in an action
packed 4 minute gory duel.  Good Gad!
     THE HYPHEN-DASH (42-4499) (36-25-1,185) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought LHISSON (29-
5456) (43-41-0,193) of MID EARTH.  THE HYPHEN-DASH was handily defeated by LHISSON in
a 1 minute uneven fight.  You'd think a dash would be enough to win a one-minute
fight, but not if the other guy is dashing, too.
     RAGGEDY ANN (45-4148) (50-25-0,197) of DARQUE FORCES fought VERMICIOUS KNID
(107-30) (0-0-0,240) of Bored Standbys.  RAGGEDY ANN was savagely defeated by
VERMICIOUS KNID in an exciting 4 minute struggle.  This kind of thing puzzles me.  I
know we have standbys closer to Raggedy in the ranks, so why isn't one of THEM
matched against her?

     JOSH (18-9109) (29-32-0,195) of SHEPHERDS fought BEDDER (18-10043) (29-27-2,180)
of CENTER FOR OLDS.  JOSH bested BEDDER in a 2 minute duel.  And so to bed?
     HEINRIK (81-1257) (43-41-1,251) of CLAN LONGBEARD fought SHINY PENNY (32-3789)
(74-127-2,201) of FOUND IN THE SAND.  HEINRIK was overpowered by SHINY PENNY in a 1
minute mismatched match.  Cash on the barrelhead, eh?  Though it's just as good on a
counter.
     FAN ZHEN (81-1288) (34-26-2,211) of DARQUE AGES fought ALMOST PRETTY (42-4496)
(61-37-0,236) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  FAN ZHEN lost to ALMOST PRETTY in a crowd pleasing
3 minute gory brawl.  Almost is even closer to pretty when flushed with victory.
     FROO-FROO (18-9589) (67-36-4,229) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought EVANGELION (59-2340)
(38-31-1,188) of IMPROVED ILLUSION.  FROO-FROO demolished EVANGELION in a popular 2
minute one-sided melee.  There's an argument for more managers present: so there are
other warriors nearer in rank to fight.

For the title:
     THE BRIDE (45-4180) (44-24-2,277) of DARQUE FORCES fought MOIST TOWELETTE (42-
4430) (77-44-4,267) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  THE BRIDE devastated MOIST TOWELETTE in a 1
minute mismatched Title fight.  The Bride really wiped the sands with that Towelette.
Congratulations.

                                       Larkin

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE BRIDE 45-4180            45  24  2  305  DARQUE FORCES (348)        STORMCROWE

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496        62  37     246  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 FROO-FROO 18-9589            68  36  4  243  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 SHINY PENNY 32-3789          75 127  2  212  FOUND IN THE SAND (360)    ARVAT
-OBROJOBO 7-5869              34  27  1  211  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LHISSON 29-5456              44  41     208  MID EARTH (316)            LAPUR
 FAN ZHEN 81-1288             34  27  2  202  DARQUE AGES (335)          SHADOWSPIRE
-WALLI WEEBLE 21-6935         39  31     200  NOMADIC TRIBE (310)        SUNSET
 JOSH 18-9109                 30  32     198  SHEPHERDS (359)            TALCAMA
 MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430      77  45  4  195  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
-AZAGHAL 81-1223              33  30  1  195  DRAGONBANE GUILD (334)     SHADOWSPIRE
 RAGGEDY ANN 45-4148          50  26     194  DARQUE FORCES (348)        STORMCROWE
 HEINRIK 81-1257              43  42  1  190  CLAN LONGBEARD (374)       SHADOWSPIRE
 EVANGELION 59-2340           38  32  1  189  IMPROVED ILLUSION (349)    ILLIS
 GAD 18-9239                  39  44  1  183  SHEPHERDS (359)            TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BEDDER 18-10043              29  28  2  180  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499      36  26  1  178  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
-RINDEL 29-5346               41  41     173  MID EARTH (316)            LAPUR

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116     57  44     147  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554       43  30     136  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 JAKLAK 81-1430               30  22     135  CLAN LONGBEARD (374)       SHADOWSPIRE
 VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623   30  42  1  130  GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG
 PINCH BLISTER 18-9859        38  47     126  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-DOPPLEGANGER 81-1382         20  21      85  MONSTER MANUAL (377)       SHADOWSPIRE
-CAJETAN 7-6036               19  22  1   69  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR
-ANZAHANZEK 7-6204            18  13      48  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Moist Towelette -- Haven't you died of old age yet? -- Josh

Rindel -- I think you should see a lawyer about suing the commission flunkies that
keep matching us up. -- Shiny Penny

Bedder -- I went to bed after our fight. -- Virginia

Pinch Blister -- Wow!  Thanks for the skills! -- Gad

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

THE BRIDE devastated MOIST TOWELETTE in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
FROO-FROO demolished EVANGELION in a popular 2 minute one-sided melee.
FAN ZHEN lost to ALMOST PRETTY in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory brawl.
HEINRIK was overpowered by SHINY PENNY in a 1 minute mismatched match.
JOSH bested BEDDER in a 2 minute duel.
RAGGEDY ANN was savagely defeated by VERMICIOUS KNID in a exciting 4 minute struggle.
THE HYPHEN-DASH was handily defeated by LHISSON in a 1 minute uneven fight.
GAD won victory over 1977 AMC MATADOR in a action packed 4 minute gory duel.
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA lost to JELLO KNUCKLES in a popular 3 minute duel.
JAKLAK defeated PINCH BLISTER in a action packed 3 minute match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         SLASHING ATTACK   20 -   7 -  0      74  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         WALL OF STEEL     12 -   8 -  0      60  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         LUNGING ATTACK    19 -  15 -  0      56  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         AIMED BLOW        11 -   9 -  0      55  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-LUNGE        9 -   8 -  1      53  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         STRIKING ATTACK   12 -  11 -  0      52  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         BASHING ATTACK    10 -  13 -  0      43  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         TOTAL PARRY       15 -  25 -  0      38  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -   4 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -  17 -  0      26  |

Turn  42 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         2 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  2         3  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  2         1  WALL OF STEEL  
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  2                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
                                                                1  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   THE BRIDE 45-4180          45  24  2  305 DARQUE FORCES (348)
WALL OF STEEL    ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496      62  37  0  246 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
SLASHING ATTACK  FROO-FROO 18-9589          68  36  4  243 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
BASHING ATTACK   SHINY PENNY 32-3789        75 127  2  212 FOUND IN THE SAND (360)
AIMED BLOW       LHISSON 29-5456            44  41  0  208 MID EARTH (316)
STRIKING ATTACK  MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430    77  45  4  195 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
TOTAL PARRY      RAGGEDY ANN 45-4148        50  26  0  194 DARQUE FORCES (348)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    EVANGELION 59-2340         38  32  1  189 IMPROVED ILLUSION (349)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-LUNGE      GAD 18-9239                39  44  1  183 SHEPHERDS (359)

The overall popularity leader is SHINY PENNY 32-3789.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623.  The ten other most popular fighters were 
FROO-FROO 18-9589, PINCH BLISTER 18-9859, GAD 18-9239, JAKLAK 81-1430, FAN ZHEN 
81-1288, ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496, 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, BEDDER 18-10043, RAGGEDY 
ANN 45-4148, and THE BRIDE 45-4180.

The least popular fighter this week was HEINRIK 81-1257.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499, EVANGELION 59-2340, MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430, 
SHINY PENNY 32-3789, JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, LHISSON 29-5456, JOSH 18-9109, THE BRIDE 
45-4180, RAGGEDY ANN 45-4148, and BEDDER 18-10043.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
TALCAMA(18)          3  2 0  RODEKI(42)           2  3 0  DAL SHANG(65)        0  1 0  
LAPUR(29)            1  0 0  STORMCROWE(45)       1  1 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      1  2 0  
ARVAT(32)            1  0 0  ILLIS(59)            0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 FROO-FROO 18-9589           68  36  4  243  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 LHISSON 29-5456             44  41  0  208  MID EARTH (316)            LAPUR
 SHINY PENNY 32-3789         75 127  2  212  FOUND IN THE SAND (360)    ARVAT
 ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496       62  37  0  246  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 THE BRIDE 45-4180           45  24  2  305  DARQUE FORCES (348)        STORMCROWE
 EVANGELION 59-2340          38  32  1  189  IMPROVED ILLUSION (349)    ILLIS
 VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623  30  42  1  130  GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG
 FAN ZHEN 81-1288            34  27  2  202  DARQUE AGES (335)          SHADOWSPIRE