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Date   : 03/12/2013    Duedate: 03/25/2013

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 43

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365  239  152   2 61.1    4 MID EARTH 29/316      61   73   0 45.5
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364                      YAMA BUSHI 30/317
  2 DARQUE AGES 81/335    86   70   2 55.1      CLAN LONGBEARD 81/374
    DARQUE FORCES 31/318                      5 END 13/298            63  110   1 36.4
    DARQUE FORCES 45/348                        SHEPHERDS 18/359
    IMPROVED ILLUSION 59/349                    FOUND IN THE SAND 32/360
  3 VIKINGS 10/355        58   65   1 47.2      GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS 65/361
    SENTINELS 7/354                           6 ULTRA-VIOLEN 26/314    1    1   0 50.0
    NOMADIC TRIBE 21/310                        MONSTER MANUAL 81/377
    DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/334

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Okay, I really wanted not to do this, because of the flu.  But duty came and
hammered on my door, so here's a spy report.
     Anzahanzek went up 38 points, Ruth went down 29, same fight.  Probably the major
point moves of the day.
     One challenge (a double challenge, I think).  No avoids.
     Fourteen fights, one challenge, three standbys, one team writing personals.  Can
you wonder why I would've gotten out of this if I could?

     DOPPLEGANGER (81-1382) (20-21-0,85) of MONSTER MANUAL fought CAJETAN (7-6036)
(19-22-1,69) of SENTINELS.  DOPPLEGANGER was unbelievably bested by CAJETAN in an
action packed 3 minute fight.  An underdog victory, the fans always like that, just
as much as the bookies hate it.
     RUTH (18-10121) (27-19-0,100) of SHEPHERDS fought ANZAHANZEK (7-6204) (18-13-
0,48) of SENTINELS.  RUTH was savagely defeated by ANZAHANZEK in a popular 2 minute
bloody brawl.  The big point movements, and you can see why.
     JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (43-30-0,136) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought FLOYD (107-10)
(0-0-0,150) of The Same Old Guys.  JELLO KNUCKLES viciously subdued FLOYD in a crowd
pleasing 5 minute brutal conflict.  I should hope Jello won.
     PINCH BLISTER (18-9859) (38-47-0,126) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought VIRGINIA, NO
SANTA (65-6623) (30-42-1,130) of GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS.  PINCH BLISTER was beaten by
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA in an exciting 4 minute brutal fight.  Close.
     1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (57-44-0,147) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought FLOYD (107-10)
(0-0-0,150) of The Same Old Guys.  1977 AMC MATADOR was beaten by FLOYD in a 3 minute
melee.  Oops!

     FAN ZHEN (81-1288) (34-27-2,202) of DARQUE AGES fought BEDDER (18-10043) (29-28-
2,180) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  FAN ZHEN won victory over BEDDER in a popular 1 minute
fight.  That's experience for you.
     EVANGELION (59-2340) (38-32-1,189) of IMPROVED ILLUSION fought ARENAMASTER
SANDAVOL (107-28) (0-0-0,200) of The Same Old Guys.  EVANGELION slimly won victory
over ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a popular 7 minute duel.  Sandoval said Eva dances well.
     RAGGEDY ANN (45-4148) (50-26-0,194) of DARQUE FORCES fought AZAGHAL (81-1223)
(33-30-1,195) of DRAGONBANE GUILD.  RAGGEDY ANN outlasted AZAGHAL in an action packed
8 minute gruesome melee.  Five, seven, eight, ten minutes, long fights today!  Must
be the sun coming out.
     WALLI WEEBLE (21-6935) (39-31-0,200) of NOMADIC TRIBE fought THE HYPHEN-DASH
(42-4499) (36-26-1,178) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  WALLI WEEBLE outwaited THE HYPHEN-DASH in
a crowd pleasing 10 minute bloody match.  Patience is where you find it, and the Dash
has it.

     MOIST TOWELETTE (42-4430) (77-45-4,195) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought HEINRIK (81-
1257) (43-42-1,190) of CLAN LONGBEARD.  MOIST TOWELETTE bested HEINRIK in a popular 1
minute duel.  Cleaned him right up.
     LHISSON (29-5456) (44-41-0,208) of MID EARTH fought JOSH (18-9109) (30-32-0,198)
of SHEPHERDS.  LHISSON overpowered JOSH in a 1 minute mismatched match.  Thing is,
Lhisson isn't a sheep.  It makes a difference.
     ALMOST PRETTY (42-4496) (62-37-0,246) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought GAD (18-9239)
(39-44-1,183) of SHEPHERDS.  ALMOST PRETTY viciously subdued GAD in a crowd pleasing
4 minute gory brawl.  Do you need to be pretty, when you're so good?
     FROO-FROO (18-9589) (68-36-4,243) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought SHINY PENNY (32-
3789) (75-127-2,212) of FOUND IN THE SAND.  FROO-FROO demolished SHINY PENNY in a
popular 1 minute one-sided melee.  Well, a penny won't get much of anything these
days.

The challenge, for the title:
     OBROJOBO (7-5869) (34-27-1,211) of SENTINELS challenged THE BRIDE (45-4180) (45-
24-2,305) of DARQUE FORCES.  Up 94.  I think 94.  Close enough.  OBROJOBO was
devastated by THE BRIDE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.  A good try,
Obrojobo, but... eh.  You probably need more smash.

                                       Larkin

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE BRIDE 45-4180            46  24  2  320  DARQUE FORCES (348)        STORMCROWE

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 FROO-FROO 18-9589            69  36  4  254  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496        63  37     250  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 LHISSON 29-5456              45  41     217  MID EARTH (316)            LAPUR

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RAGGEDY ANN 45-4148          51  26     205  DARQUE FORCES (348)        STORMCROWE
 WALLI WEEBLE 21-6935         40  31     205  NOMADIC TRIBE (310)        SUNSET
 FAN ZHEN 81-1288             35  27  2  204  DARQUE AGES (335)          SHADOWSPIRE
 EVANGELION 59-2340           39  32  1  203  IMPROVED ILLUSION (349)    ILLIS
 MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430      78  45  4  201  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 SHINY PENNY 32-3789          75 128  2  198  FOUND IN THE SAND (360)    ARVAT
 AZAGHAL 81-1223              33  31  1  198  DRAGONBANE GUILD (334)     SHADOWSPIRE
 OBROJOBO 7-5869              34  28  1  196  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR
 HEINRIK 81-1257              43  43  1  194  CLAN LONGBEARD (374)       SHADOWSPIRE
 GAD 18-9239                  39  45  1  190  SHEPHERDS (359)            TALCAMA
 JOSH 18-9109                 30  33     190  SHEPHERDS (359)            TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499      36  27  1  180  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 BEDDER 18-10043              29  29  2  180  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
-RINDEL 29-5346               41  41     173  MID EARTH (316)            LAPUR
 JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554       44  30     151  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116     57  45     144  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623   31  42  1  137  GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG
-JAKLAK 81-1430               30  22     135  CLAN LONGBEARD (374)       SHADOWSPIRE
 PINCH BLISTER 18-9859        38  48     125  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
-KNUT SUNDERHELM 81-1569      24  28  4  104  DRAGONBANE GUILD (334)     SHADOWSPIRE
-CIRIC 10-970                 25  25  2  102  VIKINGS (355)              KOLACT

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ANZAHANZEK 7-6204            19  13      86  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR
 CAJETAN 7-6036               20  22  1   83  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DOPPLEGANGER 81-1382         20  22      75  MONSTER MANUAL (377)       SHADOWSPIRE
 RUTH 18-10121                27  20      71  SHEPHERDS (359)            TALCAMA

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

There is a new girl in town!  Welcome to Ruth! -- Assur

Four fights, four trains.  Very, very nice...

Jello Knuckles -- You were all that stood between me and a perfect turn. -- Assur

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

OBROJOBO was devastated by THE BRIDE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
FROO-FROO demolished SHINY PENNY in a popular 1 minute one-sided melee.
ALMOST PRETTY viciously subdued GAD in a crowd pleasing 4 minute gory brawl.
LHISSON overpowered JOSH in a 1 minute mismatched match.
MOIST TOWELETTE bested HEINRIK in a popular 1 minute duel.
WALLI WEEBLE outwaited THE HYPHEN-DASH in a crowd pleasing 10 minute bloody match.
RAGGEDY ANN outlasted AZAGHAL in a action packed 8 minute gruesome melee.
EVANGELION slimly won victory over ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a popular 7 minute duel.
FAN ZHEN won victory over BEDDER in a popular 1 minute fight.
1977 AMC MATADOR was beaten by FLOYD in a 3 minute melee.
PINCH BLISTER was beaten by VIRGINIA, NO SANTA in a exciting 4 minute brutal fight.
JELLO KNUCKLES viciously subdued FLOYD in a crowd pleasing 5 minute brutal conflict.
RUTH was savagely defeated by ANZAHANZEK in a popular 2 minute bloody brawl.
DOPPLEGANGER was unbelievably bested by CAJETAN in a action packed 3 minute fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         SLASHING ATTACK   19 -   8 -  0      70  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         LUNGING ATTACK    19 -  15 -  0      56  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         WALL OF STEEL     11 -   9 -  0      55  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         PARRY-LUNGE        9 -   8 -  1      53  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         STRIKING ATTACK   12 -  11 -  0      52  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         AIMED BLOW        10 -  10 -  0      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-STRIKE       3 -   4 -  0      43  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         BASHING ATTACK     9 -  13 -  0      41  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         TOTAL PARRY       16 -  24 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      8 -  16 -  0      33  |

Turn  43 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  3         2  SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        3 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  2         2  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  1                                       1  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  1                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   THE BRIDE 45-4180          46  24  2  320 DARQUE FORCES (348)
SLASHING ATTACK  FROO-FROO 18-9589          69  36  4  254 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
WALL OF STEEL    ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496      63  37  0  250 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
AIMED BLOW       LHISSON 29-5456            45  41  0  217 MID EARTH (316)
TOTAL PARRY      RAGGEDY ANN 45-4148        51  26  0  205 DARQUE FORCES (348)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    EVANGELION 59-2340         39  32  1  203 IMPROVED ILLUSION (349)
STRIKING ATTACK  MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430    78  45  4  201 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
BASHING ATTACK   SHINY PENNY 32-3789        75 128  2  198 FOUND IN THE SAND (360)
PARRY-LUNGE      AZAGHAL 81-1223            33  31  1  198 DRAGONBANE GUILD (334)
PARRY-STRIKE     ANZAHANZEK 7-6204          19  13  0   86 SENTINELS (354)

The overall popularity leader is SHINY PENNY 32-3789.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499.  The ten other most popular fighters were AZAGHAL 
81-1223, ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496, EVANGELION 59-2340, VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623, 
DOPPLEGANGER 81-1382, JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, RAGGEDY ANN 45-4148, ANZAHANZEK 7-6204, 
PINCH BLISTER 18-9859, and GAD 18-9239.

The least popular fighter this week was JOSH 18-9109.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were OBROJOBO 7-5869, RUTH 18-10121, SHINY PENNY 32-3789, HEINRIK 81-1257, 
LHISSON 29-5456, BEDDER 18-10043, MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430, FROO-FROO 18-9589, FAN 
ZHEN 81-1288, and THE BRIDE 45-4180.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
BONSUR(7)            2  1 0  ARVAT(32)            0  1 0  ILLIS(59)            1  0 0  
TALCAMA(18)          1  5 0  RODEKI(42)           3  2 0  DAL SHANG(65)        1  0 0  
SUNSET(21)           1  0 0  STORMCROWE(45)       2  0 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      1  3 0  
LAPUR(29)            1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 OBROJOBO 7-5869             34  28  1  196  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR
 FROO-FROO 18-9589           69  36  4  254  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 WALLI WEEBLE 21-6935        40  31  0  205  NOMADIC TRIBE (310)        SUNSET
 LHISSON 29-5456             45  41  0  217  MID EARTH (316)            LAPUR
 SHINY PENNY 32-3789         75 128  2  198  FOUND IN THE SAND (360)    ARVAT
 ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496       63  37  0  250  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 THE BRIDE 45-4180           46  24  2  320  DARQUE FORCES (348)        STORMCROWE
 EVANGELION 59-2340          39  32  1  203  IMPROVED ILLUSION (349)    ILLIS
 VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623  31  42  1  137  GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG
 FAN ZHEN 81-1288            35  27  2  204  DARQUE AGES (335)          SHADOWSPIRE

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