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Date : 04/09/2013 Duedate: 04/22/2013
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 45
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 247 160 2 60.7 NOMADIC TRIBE 21/310
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/334
2 DARQUE AGES 81/335 92 74 2 55.4 5 MID EARTH 29/316 63 75 0 45.7
DARQUE FORCES 31/318 YAMA BUSHI 30/317
DARQUE FORCES 45/348 CLAN LONGBEARD 81/374
IMPROVED ILLUSION 59/349 6 END 13/298 68 115 1 37.2
3 ULTRA-VIOLEN 26/314 2 2 0 50.0 SHEPHERDS 18/359
MONSTER MANUAL 81/377 FOUND IN THE SAND 32/360
4 VIKINGS 10/355 63 70 1 47.4 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS 65/361
SENTINELS 7/354
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
The Unknown Spymaster, blinded by his bag, has reached new depths of idiocy. No
one here avoided anyone, but in his typical abhorrence of a blank spot on the forms
he has come up with this piece of misinformation: Nomadic Tribe has avoided
Sentinels. This is right up there with the previous holder of the "Who are they
trying to kid?" record, in which a team was avoided by the Dark Arena. Several
times. A glance at the top of the page will tell anyone who does not have a bag over
his head that the Sentinels and the Nomadic Tribe have the same manager, and that,
regardless of conditions in their guildhouse, they cannot avoid each other in the
arena because they cannot FIGHT each other in the arena.
On other points, and I hope the information is more accurate, I see that
Anzahanzek had the biggest point gain, 34. Doppleganger had the biggest drop, 39.
Walli Weeble was most challenged.
We had fifteen fights, with three of them being challenge matches and three
involving standbys.
COPERNICUS (81-163) (22-7-1,72) of DARQUE AGES fought CAJETAN (7-6036) (20-23-
1,74) of SENTINELS. COPERNICUS was viciously subdued by CAJETAN in a crowd pleasing
3 minute gory brawl. Well, of course! Copernicus said horrible things about the
position of the sun!
DOPPLEGANGER (81-1382) (21-22-0,87) of MONSTER MANUAL fought CAPTURED PIRATE
KING (107-2) (0-0-0,30) of Miscellaneous Bodies. DOPPLEGANGER was vanquished by
CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a 1 minute one-sided fray. And for this, quite rightly,
Doppleganger got smacked down the ranks.
HUGH CAPET (81-690) (23-26-4,99) of DARQUE AGES fought RUTH (18-10121) (27-21-
0,67) of SHEPHERDS. HUGH CAPET lost to RUTH in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bout. It
looks to me like Ruth was, ahem, ruthless.
1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (58-45-0,150) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought EVIL INPUTTER
(107-7) (0-0-0,110) of Miscellaneous Bodies. 1977 AMC MATADOR overpowered EVIL
INPUTTER in a popular 1 minute mismatched conflict. What a thing to do! You should
have left the Evil Inputter at work to mess up all those fools who are going to enter
the tourney.
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA (65-6623) (31-43-1,140) of GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS fought
ANZAHANZEK (7-6204) (20-13-0,99) of SENTINELS. VIRGINIA, NO SANTA was devastated by
ANZAHANZEK in a 2 minute one-sided battle. Embarrassing, eh, Virginia?
JOSH (18-9109) (31-33-0,198) of SHEPHERDS fought JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (44-
31-0,151) of COLOR ME SUAVE. JOSH savagely defeated JELLO KNUCKLES in a crowd
pleasing 2 minute bloody match. Didn't you just do this?
AZAGHAL (81-1223) (33-32-1,198) of DRAGONBANE GUILD fought BEDDER (18-10043)
(29-30-2,175) of CENTER FOR OLDS. AZAGHAL beat BEDDER in a 2 minute fight. With
anchovies.
LHISSON (29-5456) (45-42-0,196) of MID EARTH fought PINCH BLISTER (18-9859) (39-
48-0,154) of CENTER FOR OLDS. LHISSON overpowered PINCH BLISTER in a 1 minute uneven
match. Long socks?
MOIST TOWELETTE (42-4430) (78-46-4,192) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought TELGOR (107-27)
(0-0-0,200) of Miscellaneous Bodies. MOIST TOWELETTE vanquished TELGOR in an action
packed 2 minute gory uneven fight. Wow, I didn't know Telgor's face could be just...
wiped off. That was very strange.
OBROJOBO (7-5869) (34-29-1,195) of SENTINELS fought THE HYPHEN-DASH (42-4499)
(36-28-1,180) of COLOR ME SUAVE. OBROJOBO was handily defeated by THE HYPHEN-DASH in
a 1 minute uneven melee. Divided the word in the wrong place, did you, Obrojobo?
FROO-FROO (18-9589) (70-36-4,265) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought GAD (18-9239) (39-
46-1,194) of SHEPHERDS. FROO-FROO devastated GAD in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory
mismatched match. Is anybody SURPRISED at this?
The challenges, all apparently issued by Master Darque:
EVANGELION (59-2340) (40-32-1,211) of IMPROVED ILLUSION challenged ALMOST PRETTY
(42-4496) (63-38-0,192) of COLOR ME SUAVE. Down 19. EVANGELION was devastated by
ALMOST PRETTY in a 3 minute one-sided Challenge contest. When you're ALMOST pretty,
you have to try harder.
RAGGEDY ANN (45-4148) (52-26-0,211) of DARQUE FORCES challenged SHINY PENNY (32-
3789) (76-128-2,203) of FOUND IN THE SAND. Down 8. RAGGEDY ANN was viciously
subdued by SHINY PENNY in a 4 minute Challenge match. Ah, Shiny offered Raggedy "a
penny for your thoughts," and while Raggedy was trying to come up with some...
whammo!
FAN ZHEN (81-1288) (36-27-2,232) of DARQUE AGES challenged WALLI WEEBLE (21-
6935) (41-31-0,208) of NOMADIC TRIBE. Down 24. FAN ZHEN devastated WALLI WEEBLE in
a 2 minute mismatched Challenge fight. This is Walli the Most Challenged. Probably
a double-challenge.
For the title:
THE BRIDE (45-4180) (47-24-2,335) of DARQUE FORCES fought HEINRIK (81-1257) (44-
43-1,218) of CLAN LONGBEARD. THE BRIDE devastated HEINRIK in a popular 1 minute
uneven Title brawl. I suppose Heinrik didn't have much of a chance, but bless his
beard anyway for being there and making the attempt. And congratulations to the
Bride, but if you keep beating up on potential dates, who will take you to dinner?
Larkin
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
THE BRIDE 45-4180 48 24 2 349 DARQUE FORCES (348) STORMCROWE
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
FROO-FROO 18-9589 71 36 4 276 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
FAN ZHEN 81-1288 37 27 2 250 DARQUE AGES (335) SHADOWSPIRE
SHINY PENNY 32-3789 77 128 2 224 FOUND IN THE SAND (360) ARVAT
ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 64 38 213 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430 79 46 4 209 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 37 28 1 202 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
JOSH 18-9109 32 33 201 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA
AZAGHAL 81-1223 34 32 1 200 DRAGONBANE GUILD (334) SHADOWSPIRE
LHISSON 29-5456 46 42 198 MID EARTH (316) LAPUR
RAGGEDY ANN 45-4148 52 27 196 DARQUE FORCES (348) STORMCROWE
HEINRIK 81-1257 44 44 1 196 CLAN LONGBEARD (374) SHADOWSPIRE
GAD 18-9239 39 47 1 196 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA
EVANGELION 59-2340 40 33 1 194 IMPROVED ILLUSION (349) ILLIS
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
WALLI WEEBLE 21-6935 41 32 193 NOMADIC TRIBE (310) SUNSET
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
OBROJOBO 7-5869 34 30 1 179 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
BEDDER 18-10043 29 31 2 178 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 44 32 158 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
PINCH BLISTER 18-9859 39 49 156 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 59 45 152 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ANZAHANZEK 7-6204 21 13 133 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623 31 44 1 111 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CAJETAN 7-6036 21 23 1 89 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
RUTH 18-10121 28 21 88 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA
DOPPLEGANGER 81-1382 21 23 48 MONSTER MANUAL (377) SHADOWSPIRE
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Anzahanzek -- With the right weapons, the outcome is the same. How sad. -- Ruth
1977 AMC Matador -- The weight training is helping, but 5 minutes is too long. --
Virginia
Jello Knuckles -- Mmmm, tasty! -- Josh
Walli Weeble -- Hopefully Assur will stop this weapon nonsense soon. -- Gad
Bedder -- Next time please stay up longer! My fans like longer fights. -- Shiny
Penny
All -- Split is coming up. The last few splits all warriors from this arena have
moved out and had to be manually transferred back. If you wish to keep your warriors
in this arena please send a list of the warriors staying. You can either mail it in,
or email it to csr@reality.com. Thanks. -- NAIEI
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
FAN ZHEN devastated WALLI WEEBLE in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
RAGGEDY ANN was viciously subdued by SHINY PENNY in a 4 minute Challenge match.
EVANGELION was devastated by ALMOST PRETTY in a 3 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
THE BRIDE devastated HEINRIK in a popular 1 minute uneven Title brawl.
FROO-FROO devastated GAD in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory mismatched match.
OBROJOBO was handily defeated by THE HYPHEN-DASH in a 1 minute uneven melee.
MOIST TOWELETTE vanquished TELGOR in a action packed 2 minute gory uneven fight.
LHISSON overpowered PINCH BLISTER in a 1 minute uneven match.
AZAGHAL beat BEDDER in a 2 minute fight.
JOSH savagely defeated JELLO KNUCKLES in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody match.
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA was devastated by ANZAHANZEK in a 2 minute one-sided battle.
1977 AMC MATADOR overpowered EVIL INPUTTER in a popular 1 minute mismatched conflict.
HUGH CAPET lost to RUTH in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bout.
DOPPLEGANGER was vanquished by CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
COPERNICUS was viciously subdued by CAJETAN in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory brawl.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 PARRY-STRIKE 5 - 2 - 0 71 |
|TOTAL PARRY 4 SLASHING ATTACK 19 - 9 - 0 68 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 LUNGING ATTACK 21 - 13 - 0 62 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 AIMED BLOW 11 - 9 - 0 55 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 WALL OF STEEL 11 - 10 - 0 52 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 STRIKING ATTACK 11 - 11 - 0 50 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 PARRY-LUNGE 8 - 11 - 1 42 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 TOTAL PARRY 17 - 24 - 0 41 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 10 - 16 - 0 38 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 BASHING ATTACK 7 - 13 - 0 35 |
Turn 45 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 2 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 2 2 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 4 2 SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 1 2 AIMED BLOW
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 2 1 STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 PARRY-LUNGE
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK THE BRIDE 45-4180 48 24 2 349 DARQUE FORCES (348)
SLASHING ATTACK FROO-FROO 18-9589 71 36 4 276 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
BASHING ATTACK SHINY PENNY 32-3789 77 128 2 224 FOUND IN THE SAND (360)
WALL OF STEEL ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 64 38 0 213 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
STRIKING ATTACK MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430 79 46 4 209 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
AIMED BLOW JOSH 18-9109 32 33 0 201 SHEPHERDS (359)
PARRY-LUNGE AZAGHAL 81-1223 34 32 1 200 DRAGONBANE GUILD (334)
TOTAL PARRY RAGGEDY ANN 45-4148 52 27 0 196 DARQUE FORCES (348)
PARRY-RIPOSTE EVANGELION 59-2340 40 33 1 194 IMPROVED ILLUSION (349)
PARRY-STRIKE ANZAHANZEK 7-6204 21 13 0 133 SENTINELS (354)
The overall popularity leader is SHINY PENNY 32-3789. The most popular warrior this
turn was SHINY PENNY 32-3789. The ten other most popular fighters were HUGH CAPET
81-690, FAN ZHEN 81-1288, ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496, FROO-FROO 18-9589, MOIST TOWELETTE
42-4430, JOSH 18-9109, THE BRIDE 45-4180, ANZAHANZEK 7-6204, CAJETAN 7-6036, and
RAGGEDY ANN 45-4148.
The least popular fighter this week was DOPPLEGANGER 81-1382. The other ten least
popular fighters were PINCH BLISTER 18-9859, OBROJOBO 7-5869, RUTH 18-10121, 1977 AMC
MATADOR 42-4116, VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623, JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, HEINRIK 81-1257,
WALLI WEEBLE 21-6935, COPERNICUS 81-163, and LHISSON 29-5456.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
BONSUR(7) 2 1 0 ARVAT(32) 1 0 0 ILLIS(59) 0 1 0
TALCAMA(18) 3 3 0 RODEKI(42) 4 1 0 DAL SHANG(65) 0 1 0
SUNSET(21) 0 1 0 STORMCROWE(45) 1 1 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 2 4 0
LAPUR(29) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
OBROJOBO 7-5869 34 30 1 179 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
FROO-FROO 18-9589 71 36 4 276 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
WALLI WEEBLE 21-6935 41 32 0 193 NOMADIC TRIBE (310) SUNSET
LHISSON 29-5456 46 42 0 198 MID EARTH (316) LAPUR
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SHINY PENNY 32-3789 77 128 2 224 FOUND IN THE SAND (360) ARVAT
ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 64 38 0 213 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
THE BRIDE 45-4180 48 24 2 349 DARQUE FORCES (348) STORMCROWE
EVANGELION 59-2340 40 33 1 194 IMPROVED ILLUSION (349) ILLIS
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623 31 44 1 111 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG
FAN ZHEN 81-1288 37 27 2 250 DARQUE AGES (335) SHADOWSPIRE