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Date   : 04/09/2013    Duedate: 04/22/2013

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 45

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365  247  160   2 60.7      NOMADIC TRIBE 21/310
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364                      DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/334
  2 DARQUE AGES 81/335    92   74   2 55.4    5 MID EARTH 29/316      63   75   0 45.7
    DARQUE FORCES 31/318                        YAMA BUSHI 30/317
    DARQUE FORCES 45/348                        CLAN LONGBEARD 81/374
    IMPROVED ILLUSION 59/349                  6 END 13/298            68  115   1 37.2
  3 ULTRA-VIOLEN 26/314    2    2   0 50.0      SHEPHERDS 18/359
    MONSTER MANUAL 81/377                       FOUND IN THE SAND 32/360
  4 VIKINGS 10/355        63   70   1 47.4      GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS 65/361
    SENTINELS 7/354

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     The Unknown Spymaster, blinded by his bag, has reached new depths of idiocy.  No
one here avoided anyone, but in his typical abhorrence of a blank spot on the forms
he has come up with this piece of misinformation:  Nomadic Tribe has avoided
Sentinels.  This is right up there with the previous holder of the "Who are they
trying to kid?" record, in which a team was avoided by the Dark Arena.  Several
times.  A glance at the top of the page will tell anyone who does not have a bag over
his head that the Sentinels and the Nomadic Tribe have the same manager, and that,
regardless of conditions in their guildhouse, they cannot avoid each other in the
arena because they cannot FIGHT each other in the arena.
     On other points, and I hope the information is more accurate, I see that
Anzahanzek had the biggest point gain, 34.  Doppleganger had the biggest drop, 39.
Walli Weeble was most challenged.
     We had fifteen fights, with three of them being challenge matches and three
involving standbys.

     COPERNICUS (81-163) (22-7-1,72) of DARQUE AGES fought CAJETAN (7-6036) (20-23-
1,74) of SENTINELS.  COPERNICUS was viciously subdued by CAJETAN in a crowd pleasing
3 minute gory brawl.  Well, of course!  Copernicus said horrible things about the
position of the sun!
     DOPPLEGANGER (81-1382) (21-22-0,87) of MONSTER MANUAL fought CAPTURED PIRATE
KING (107-2) (0-0-0,30) of Miscellaneous Bodies.  DOPPLEGANGER was vanquished by
CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a 1 minute one-sided fray.  And for this, quite rightly,
Doppleganger got smacked down the ranks.
     HUGH CAPET (81-690) (23-26-4,99) of DARQUE AGES fought RUTH (18-10121) (27-21-
0,67) of SHEPHERDS.  HUGH CAPET lost to RUTH in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bout.  It
looks to me like Ruth was, ahem, ruthless.
     1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (58-45-0,150) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought EVIL INPUTTER
(107-7) (0-0-0,110) of Miscellaneous Bodies.  1977 AMC MATADOR overpowered EVIL
INPUTTER in a popular 1 minute mismatched conflict.  What a thing to do!  You should
have left the Evil Inputter at work to mess up all those fools who are going to enter
the tourney.
     VIRGINIA, NO SANTA (65-6623) (31-43-1,140) of GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS fought
ANZAHANZEK (7-6204) (20-13-0,99) of SENTINELS.  VIRGINIA, NO SANTA was devastated by
ANZAHANZEK in a 2 minute one-sided battle.  Embarrassing, eh, Virginia?
     JOSH (18-9109) (31-33-0,198) of SHEPHERDS fought JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (44-
31-0,151) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  JOSH savagely defeated JELLO KNUCKLES in a crowd
pleasing 2 minute bloody match.  Didn't you just do this?

     AZAGHAL (81-1223) (33-32-1,198) of DRAGONBANE GUILD fought BEDDER (18-10043)
(29-30-2,175) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  AZAGHAL beat BEDDER in a 2 minute fight.  With
anchovies.
     LHISSON (29-5456) (45-42-0,196) of MID EARTH fought PINCH BLISTER (18-9859) (39-
48-0,154) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  LHISSON overpowered PINCH BLISTER in a 1 minute uneven
match.  Long socks?
     MOIST TOWELETTE (42-4430) (78-46-4,192) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought TELGOR (107-27)
(0-0-0,200) of Miscellaneous Bodies.  MOIST TOWELETTE vanquished TELGOR in an action
packed 2 minute gory uneven fight.  Wow, I didn't know Telgor's face could be just...
wiped off.  That was very strange.
     OBROJOBO (7-5869) (34-29-1,195) of SENTINELS fought THE HYPHEN-DASH (42-4499)
(36-28-1,180) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  OBROJOBO was handily defeated by THE HYPHEN-DASH in
a 1 minute uneven melee.  Divided the word in the wrong place, did you, Obrojobo?
     FROO-FROO (18-9589) (70-36-4,265) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought GAD (18-9239) (39-
46-1,194) of SHEPHERDS.  FROO-FROO devastated GAD in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory
mismatched match.  Is anybody SURPRISED at this?

The challenges, all apparently issued by Master Darque:
     EVANGELION (59-2340) (40-32-1,211) of IMPROVED ILLUSION challenged ALMOST PRETTY
(42-4496) (63-38-0,192) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  Down 19.  EVANGELION was devastated by
ALMOST PRETTY in a 3 minute one-sided Challenge contest.  When you're ALMOST pretty,
you have to try harder.
     RAGGEDY ANN (45-4148) (52-26-0,211) of DARQUE FORCES challenged SHINY PENNY (32-
3789) (76-128-2,203) of FOUND IN THE SAND.  Down 8.  RAGGEDY ANN was viciously
subdued by SHINY PENNY in a 4 minute Challenge match.  Ah, Shiny offered Raggedy "a
penny for your thoughts," and while Raggedy was trying to come up with some...
whammo!
     FAN ZHEN (81-1288) (36-27-2,232) of DARQUE AGES challenged WALLI WEEBLE (21-
6935) (41-31-0,208) of NOMADIC TRIBE.  Down 24.  FAN ZHEN devastated WALLI WEEBLE in
a 2 minute mismatched Challenge fight.  This is Walli the Most Challenged.  Probably
a double-challenge.

For the title:
     THE BRIDE (45-4180) (47-24-2,335) of DARQUE FORCES fought HEINRIK (81-1257) (44-
43-1,218) of CLAN LONGBEARD.  THE BRIDE devastated HEINRIK in a popular 1 minute
uneven Title brawl.  I suppose Heinrik didn't have much of a chance, but bless his
beard anyway for being there and making the attempt.  And congratulations to the
Bride, but if you keep beating up on potential dates, who will take you to dinner?

                                       Larkin

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE BRIDE 45-4180            48  24  2  349  DARQUE FORCES (348)        STORMCROWE

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 FROO-FROO 18-9589            71  36  4  276  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 FAN ZHEN 81-1288             37  27  2  250  DARQUE AGES (335)          SHADOWSPIRE
 SHINY PENNY 32-3789          77 128  2  224  FOUND IN THE SAND (360)    ARVAT
 ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496        64  38     213  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430      79  46  4  209  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499      37  28  1  202  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 JOSH 18-9109                 32  33     201  SHEPHERDS (359)            TALCAMA
 AZAGHAL 81-1223              34  32  1  200  DRAGONBANE GUILD (334)     SHADOWSPIRE
 LHISSON 29-5456              46  42     198  MID EARTH (316)            LAPUR
 RAGGEDY ANN 45-4148          52  27     196  DARQUE FORCES (348)        STORMCROWE
 HEINRIK 81-1257              44  44  1  196  CLAN LONGBEARD (374)       SHADOWSPIRE
 GAD 18-9239                  39  47  1  196  SHEPHERDS (359)            TALCAMA
 EVANGELION 59-2340           40  33  1  194  IMPROVED ILLUSION (349)    ILLIS

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 WALLI WEEBLE 21-6935         41  32     193  NOMADIC TRIBE (310)        SUNSET

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 OBROJOBO 7-5869              34  30  1  179  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR
 BEDDER 18-10043              29  31  2  178  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554       44  32     158  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 PINCH BLISTER 18-9859        39  49     156  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116     59  45     152  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ANZAHANZEK 7-6204            21  13     133  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR
 VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623   31  44  1  111  GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CAJETAN 7-6036               21  23  1   89  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR
 RUTH 18-10121                28  21      88  SHEPHERDS (359)            TALCAMA
 DOPPLEGANGER 81-1382         21  23      48  MONSTER MANUAL (377)       SHADOWSPIRE

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Anzahanzek -- With the right weapons, the outcome is the same.  How sad. -- Ruth

1977 AMC Matador -- The weight training is helping, but 5 minutes is too long. --
Virginia

Jello Knuckles -- Mmmm, tasty! -- Josh

Walli Weeble -- Hopefully Assur will stop this weapon nonsense soon. -- Gad

Bedder -- Next time please stay up longer!  My fans like longer fights. -- Shiny
Penny

All -- Split is coming up.  The last few splits all warriors from this arena have
moved out and had to be manually transferred back.  If you wish to keep your warriors
in this arena please send a list of the warriors staying.  You can either mail it in,
or email it to csr@reality.com.  Thanks. -- NAIEI

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

FAN ZHEN devastated WALLI WEEBLE in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
RAGGEDY ANN was viciously subdued by SHINY PENNY in a 4 minute Challenge match.
EVANGELION was devastated by ALMOST PRETTY in a 3 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
THE BRIDE devastated HEINRIK in a popular 1 minute uneven Title brawl.
FROO-FROO devastated GAD in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory mismatched match.
OBROJOBO was handily defeated by THE HYPHEN-DASH in a 1 minute uneven melee.
MOIST TOWELETTE vanquished TELGOR in a action packed 2 minute gory uneven fight.
LHISSON overpowered PINCH BLISTER in a 1 minute uneven match.
AZAGHAL beat BEDDER in a 2 minute fight.
JOSH savagely defeated JELLO KNUCKLES in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody match.
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA was devastated by ANZAHANZEK in a 2 minute one-sided battle.
1977 AMC MATADOR overpowered EVIL INPUTTER in a popular 1 minute mismatched conflict.
HUGH CAPET lost to RUTH in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bout.
DOPPLEGANGER was vanquished by CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
COPERNICUS was viciously subdued by CAJETAN in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory brawl.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         PARRY-STRIKE       5 -   2 -  0      71  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         SLASHING ATTACK   19 -   9 -  0      68  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         LUNGING ATTACK    21 -  13 -  0      62  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         AIMED BLOW        11 -   9 -  0      55  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         WALL OF STEEL     11 -  10 -  0      52  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         STRIKING ATTACK   11 -  11 -  0      50  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         PARRY-LUNGE        8 -  11 -  1      42  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         TOTAL PARRY       17 -  24 -  0      41  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-RIPOSTE     10 -  16 -  0      38  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         BASHING ATTACK     7 -  13 -  0      35  |

Turn  45 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  2         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  4         2  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  1                                       2  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  1                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  1                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  2                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   THE BRIDE 45-4180          48  24  2  349 DARQUE FORCES (348)
SLASHING ATTACK  FROO-FROO 18-9589          71  36  4  276 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
BASHING ATTACK   SHINY PENNY 32-3789        77 128  2  224 FOUND IN THE SAND (360)
WALL OF STEEL    ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496      64  38  0  213 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
STRIKING ATTACK  MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430    79  46  4  209 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
AIMED BLOW       JOSH 18-9109               32  33  0  201 SHEPHERDS (359)
PARRY-LUNGE      AZAGHAL 81-1223            34  32  1  200 DRAGONBANE GUILD (334)
TOTAL PARRY      RAGGEDY ANN 45-4148        52  27  0  196 DARQUE FORCES (348)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    EVANGELION 59-2340         40  33  1  194 IMPROVED ILLUSION (349)
PARRY-STRIKE     ANZAHANZEK 7-6204          21  13  0  133 SENTINELS (354)

The overall popularity leader is SHINY PENNY 32-3789.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was SHINY PENNY 32-3789.  The ten other most popular fighters were HUGH CAPET 
81-690, FAN ZHEN 81-1288, ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496, FROO-FROO 18-9589, MOIST TOWELETTE 
42-4430, JOSH 18-9109, THE BRIDE 45-4180, ANZAHANZEK 7-6204, CAJETAN 7-6036, and 
RAGGEDY ANN 45-4148.

The least popular fighter this week was DOPPLEGANGER 81-1382.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were PINCH BLISTER 18-9859, OBROJOBO 7-5869, RUTH 18-10121, 1977 AMC 
MATADOR 42-4116, VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623, JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, HEINRIK 81-1257, 
WALLI WEEBLE 21-6935, COPERNICUS 81-163, and LHISSON 29-5456.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
BONSUR(7)            2  1 0  ARVAT(32)            1  0 0  ILLIS(59)            0  1 0  
TALCAMA(18)          3  3 0  RODEKI(42)           4  1 0  DAL SHANG(65)        0  1 0  
SUNSET(21)           0  1 0  STORMCROWE(45)       1  1 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      2  4 0  
LAPUR(29)            1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 OBROJOBO 7-5869             34  30  1  179  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR
 FROO-FROO 18-9589           71  36  4  276  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 WALLI WEEBLE 21-6935        41  32  0  193  NOMADIC TRIBE (310)        SUNSET
 LHISSON 29-5456             46  42  0  198  MID EARTH (316)            LAPUR

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SHINY PENNY 32-3789         77 128  2  224  FOUND IN THE SAND (360)    ARVAT
 ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496       64  38  0  213  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 THE BRIDE 45-4180           48  24  2  349  DARQUE FORCES (348)        STORMCROWE
 EVANGELION 59-2340          40  33  1  194  IMPROVED ILLUSION (349)    ILLIS
 VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623  31  44  1  111  GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG
 FAN ZHEN 81-1288            37  27  2  250  DARQUE AGES (335)          SHADOWSPIRE