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Date : 04/23/2013 Duedate: 05/06/2013
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 46
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 251 164 2 60.5 4 MID EARTH 29/316 65 75 0 46.4
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 YAMA BUSHI 30/317
2 DARQUE AGES 81/335 95 77 2 55.2 CLAN LONGBEARD 81/374
DARQUE FORCES 31/318 5 ULTRA-VIOLEN 26/314 2 3 0 40.0
DARQUE FORCES 45/348 MONSTER MANUAL 81/377
IMPROVED ILLUSION 59/349 6 END 13/298 70 118 1 37.2
3 VIKINGS 10/355 65 73 1 47.1 SHEPHERDS 18/359
SENTINELS 7/354 FOUND IN THE SAND 32/360
NOMADIC TRIBE 21/310 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS 65/361
DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/334 7 THE MOTHERSH 81/393 2 5 0 28.6
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Have you guys ever stopped to ask yourself, "Do we really want a hand-written
spy report?" You'd get your newsletters sooner without it, you know, and it isn't
like this is a big role-playing arena. Think about it.
Snide Clemens says that Virginia, No Santa had the biggest point gain, 41
points. And Jello Knuckles had the biggest drop at 34 points. Same fight.
There were no avoids, but according to Snide and the clerks at the Commission,
if there HAD been avoids, Nomadic Tribe would have avoided Got It for Christmas. I
don't know how they figured that, but there it is. Gad got the most challenges.
We had fourteen fights, but no standbys, so that's better than it might have
been. Two challenges.
RUTH (18-10121) (28-21-0,88) of SHEPHERDS fought CAJETAN (7-6036) (21-23-1,89)
of SENTINELS. RUTH was vanquished by CAJETAN in a crowd pleasing 5 minute bloody
one-sided fray. So Cajetan was feeling ruth-less?
DOPPLEGANGER (81-1382) (21-23-0,48) of MONSTER MANUAL fought COPERNICUS (81-163)
(22-8-1,69) of DARQUE AGES. DOPPLEGANGER was luckily beaten by COPERNICUS in a
popular 2 minute bloody duel. Tough, Doppleganger, but Copernicus knows how to
handle monsters.
FLAVOR TO GO (81-1633) (15-7-0,52) of THE MOTHERSHIP 011 fought HUGH CAPET (81-
690) (23-27-4,83) of DARQUE AGES. FLAVOR TO GO devastated HUGH CAPET in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute mismatched bout. Floyd! I don't think I've seen Floyd here
before, but he is certainly get off to a whiz-bang beginning.
JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (44-32-0,158) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought VIRGINIA, NO
SANTA (65-6623) (31-44-1,111) of GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS. JELLO KNUCKLES was devastated
by VIRGINIA, NO SANTA in a 2 minute one-sided battle. Well, that explains the major
point movements, doesn't it?
AZAGHAL (81-1223) (34-32-1,200) of DRAGONBANE GUILD fought HEINRIK (81-1257)
(44-44-1,196) of CLAN LONGBEARD. AZAGHAL was overpowered by HEINRIK in a crowd
pleasing 2 minute one-sided match. I didn't realize you could hide extra weapons in
your beard.
EVANGELION (59-2340) (40-33-1,194) of IMPROVED ILLUSION fought JOSH (18-9109)
(32-33-0,201) of SHEPHERDS. EVANGELION beat JOSH in a popular 3 minute melee. A
back-and-forth match. Made me dizzy just watching it.
LHISSON (29-5456) (46-42-0,198) of MID EARTH fought 1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116)
(59-45-0,152) of COLOR ME SUAVE. LHISSON overpowered 1977 AMC MATADOR in a popular 1
minute gory uneven duel. Well, of course! The Matador was a serious anachronism.
RAGGEDY ANN (45-4148) (52-27-0,196) of DARQUE FORCES fought BEDDER (18-10043)
(29-31-2,178) of CENTER FOR OLDS. RAGGEDY ANN was viciously subdued by BEDDER in an
action packed 6 minute gruesome duel. I don't think I want to know the "hidden
story" behind this one.
MOIST TOWELETTE (42-4430) (79-46-4,209) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought OBROJOBO (7-
5869) (34-30-1,179) of SENTINELS. MOIST TOWELETTE handily defeated OBROJOBO in a 1
minute uneven fight. Wiped the floor with him, then wiped his face.
SHINY PENNY (32-3789) (77-128-2,224) of FOUND IN THE SAND fought THE HYPHEN-DASH
(42-4499) (37-28-1,202) of COLOR ME SUAVE. SHINY PENNY was overpowered by THE
HYPHEN-DASH in a 1 minute one-sided struggle. Well, a penny isn't good for much
these days.
FAN ZHEN (81-1288) (37-27-2,250) of DARQUE AGES fought ALMOST PRETTY (42-4496)
(64-38-0,213) of COLOR ME SUAVE. FAN ZHEN was demolished by ALMOST PRETTY in a 1
minute mismatched competition. A pretty win.
The challenges:
ANZAHANZEK (7-6204) (21-13-0,133) of SENTINELS challenged PINCH BLISTER (18-
9859) (39-49-0,156) of CENTER FOR OLDS. Up 23. ANZAHANZEK subdued PINCH BLISTER in
an exciting 5 minute gory Challenge melee. What *I* say is, to subdue blisters, wear
socks.
WALLI WEEBLE (21-6935) (41-32-0,193) of NOMADIC TRIBE challenged GAD (18-9239)
(39-47-1,196) of SHEPHERDS. Up 3. WALLI WEEBLE was viciously subdued by GAD in a 4
minute Challenge fight. Good Gad!
For the title:
THE BRIDE (45-4180) (48-24-2,349) of DARQUE FORCES fought FROO-FROO (18-9589)
(71-36-4,276) of CENTER FOR OLDS. THE BRIDE vanquished FROO-FROO in a popular 1
minute gory mismatched Title brawl. Still no way to get a date, Bride. But
congratulations.
Larkin
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
THE BRIDE 45-4180 49 24 2 378 DARQUE FORCES (348) STORMCROWE
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 65 38 229 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430 80 46 4 217 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 38 28 1 213 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
HEINRIK 81-1257 45 44 1 212 CLAN LONGBEARD (374) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GAD 18-9239 40 47 1 208 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA
BEDDER 18-10043 30 31 2 208 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
LHISSON 29-5456 47 42 204 MID EARTH (316) LAPUR
EVANGELION 59-2340 41 33 1 203 IMPROVED ILLUSION (349) ILLIS
FAN ZHEN 81-1288 37 28 2 197 DARQUE AGES (335) SHADOWSPIRE
JOSH 18-9109 32 34 197 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA
FROO-FROO 18-9589 71 37 4 196 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
SHINY PENNY 32-3789 77 129 2 193 FOUND IN THE SAND (360) ARVAT
WALLI WEEBLE 21-6935 41 33 190 NOMADIC TRIBE (310) SUNSET
AZAGHAL 81-1223 34 33 1 188 DRAGONBANE GUILD (334) SHADOWSPIRE
RAGGEDY ANN 45-4148 52 28 185 DARQUE FORCES (348) STORMCROWE
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
OBROJOBO 7-5869 34 31 1 180 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 59 46 155 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
ANZAHANZEK 7-6204 22 13 153 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623 32 44 1 152 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
PINCH BLISTER 18-9859 39 50 144 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 44 33 124 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-CAZADOR 81-1578 26 27 105 DRAGONBANE GUILD (334) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CAJETAN 7-6036 22 23 1 100 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
FLAVOR TO GO 81-1633 16 7 79 THE MOTHERSHIP 011 (393) SHADOWSPIRE
RUTH 18-10121 28 22 78 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA
COPERNICUS 81-163 23 8 1 71 DARQUE AGES (335) SHADOWSPIRE
HUGH CAPET 81-690 23 28 4 59 DARQUE AGES (335) SHADOWSPIRE
DOPPLEGANGER 81-1382 21 24 55 MONSTER MANUAL (377) SHADOWSPIRE
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Froo-Froo -- We've danced before. You're not my type. -- Gad
Raggedy Ann -- Challenges like that make me (and my fans) happy. -- Shiny Penny
Jello Knuckles -- Seems like it is spreading from your hands to other parts of your
body. -- Josh
Anzahanzek -- And that is how you embarrass the veteran fighters. Luckily you don't
have toworry about the naughty list. It is all fiction! -- Virginia
Hugh Capet -- Stealth mode, I see. Maybe someone from the commission will hear from
on high and put you back into the rankings. -- Ruth
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
WALLI WEEBLE was viciously subdued by GAD in a 4 minute Challenge fight.
ANZAHANZEK subdued PINCH BLISTER in a exciting 5 minute gory Challenge melee.
THE BRIDE vanquished FROO-FROO in a popular 1 minute gory mismatched Title brawl.
FAN ZHEN was demolished by ALMOST PRETTY in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
SHINY PENNY was overpowered by THE HYPHEN-DASH in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
MOIST TOWELETTE handily defeated OBROJOBO in a 1 minute uneven fight.
RAGGEDY ANN was viciously subdued by BEDDER in a action packed 6 minute gruesome duel.
LHISSON overpowered 1977 AMC MATADOR in a popular 1 minute gory uneven duel.
EVANGELION beat JOSH in a popular 3 minute melee.
AZAGHAL was overpowered by HEINRIK in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided match.
JELLO KNUCKLES was devastated by VIRGINIA, NO SANTA in a 2 minute one-sided battle.
FLAVOR TO GO devastated HUGH CAPET in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched bout.
DOPPLEGANGER was luckily beaten by COPERNICUS in a popular 2 minute bloody duel.
RUTH was vanquished by CAJETAN in a crowd pleasing 5 minute bloody one-sided fray.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 PARRY-STRIKE 6 - 2 - 0 75 |
|TOTAL PARRY 4 LUNGING ATTACK 21 - 14 - 0 60 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 SLASHING ATTACK 17 - 12 - 0 59 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 AIMED BLOW 11 - 9 - 0 55 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 WALL OF STEEL 12 - 10 - 0 55 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 STRIKING ATTACK 12 - 10 - 0 55 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 PARRY-LUNGE 9 - 12 - 1 43 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 TOTAL PARRY 16 - 24 - 0 40 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 BASHING ATTACK 8 - 12 - 0 40 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 11 - 17 - 0 39 |
Turn 46 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 2 3 LUNGING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 3 2 STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 1 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 4 2 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 1 1 PARRY-LUNGE
AIMED BLOW 1 - 1 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK THE BRIDE 45-4180 49 24 2 378 DARQUE FORCES (348)
WALL OF STEEL ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 65 38 0 229 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
STRIKING ATTACK MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430 80 46 4 217 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-LUNGE GAD 18-9239 40 47 1 208 SHEPHERDS (359)
AIMED BLOW LHISSON 29-5456 47 42 0 204 MID EARTH (316)
PARRY-RIPOSTE EVANGELION 59-2340 41 33 1 203 IMPROVED ILLUSION (349)
SLASHING ATTACK FAN ZHEN 81-1288 37 28 2 197 DARQUE AGES (335)
BASHING ATTACK SHINY PENNY 32-3789 77 129 2 193 FOUND IN THE SAND (360)
TOTAL PARRY WALLI WEEBLE 21-6935 41 33 0 190 NOMADIC TRIBE (310)
PARRY-STRIKE ANZAHANZEK 7-6204 22 13 0 153 SENTINELS (354)
The overall popularity leader is SHINY PENNY 32-3789. The most popular warrior this
turn was BEDDER 18-10043. The ten other most popular fighters were DOPPLEGANGER
81-1382, GAD 18-9239, CAJETAN 7-6036, ANZAHANZEK 7-6204, PINCH BLISTER 18-9859, JOSH
18-9109, HEINRIK 81-1257, RAGGEDY ANN 45-4148, EVANGELION 59-2340, and THE BRIDE
45-4180.
The least popular fighter this week was 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116. The other ten
least popular fighters were OBROJOBO 7-5869, HUGH CAPET 81-690, JELLO KNUCKLES
42-4554, SHINY PENNY 32-3789, FAN ZHEN 81-1288, FROO-FROO 18-9589, RUTH 18-10121,
AZAGHAL 81-1223, MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430, and ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
BONSUR(7) 2 1 0 ARVAT(32) 0 1 0 ILLIS(59) 1 0 0
TALCAMA(18) 2 4 0 RODEKI(42) 3 2 0 DAL SHANG(65) 1 0 0
SUNSET(21) 0 1 0 STORMCROWE(45) 1 1 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 3 4 0
LAPUR(29) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
OBROJOBO 7-5869 34 31 1 180 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
GAD 18-9239 40 47 1 208 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA
WALLI WEEBLE 21-6935 41 33 0 190 NOMADIC TRIBE (310) SUNSET
LHISSON 29-5456 47 42 0 204 MID EARTH (316) LAPUR
SHINY PENNY 32-3789 77 129 2 193 FOUND IN THE SAND (360) ARVAT
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 65 38 0 229 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
THE BRIDE 45-4180 49 24 2 378 DARQUE FORCES (348) STORMCROWE
EVANGELION 59-2340 41 33 1 203 IMPROVED ILLUSION (349) ILLIS
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623 32 44 1 152 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG
HEINRIK 81-1257 45 44 1 212 CLAN LONGBEARD (374) SHADOWSPIRE