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Date : 05/07/2013 Duedate: 05/20/2013
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 47
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 255 167 2 60.4 NOMADIC TRIBE 21/310
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/334
2 DARQUE AGES 81/335 98 80 2 55.1 5 END 13/298 72 121 1 37.3
DARQUE FORCES 31/318 SHEPHERDS 18/359
DARQUE FORCES 45/348 FOUND IN THE SAND 32/360
IMPROVED ILLUSION 59/349 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS 65/361
3 MID EARTH 29/316 67 75 0 47.2 6 ULTRA-VIOLEN 26/314 2 4 0 33.3
YAMA BUSHI 30/317 MONSTER MANUAL 81/377
CLAN LONGBEARD 81/374 THE HITCHHIKERS 11/394
4 VIKINGS 10/355 67 76 1 46.9 7-THE MOTHERSH 81/393 2 5 0 28.6
SENTINELS 7/354
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
So, here we are, on a day that started out sunny but is now looking just a
little suspicious. Well, it IS April. April showers, and all that. Next month,
flowers, right?
Today, our featured team is the Shepherds and their associates. Why? Because I
have reason to believe they will notice. Not everyone does. And we start with Josh!
He's got the biggest point gain at 17 points. The biggest drop, if you really want
to know, went to Purple Worm after a loss to a Rat of Unusual Size.
Nobody was most challenged, nobody was most avoided.
We had fifteen fights, an angular number, neither round nor square. Two
challenges, four standbys.
COPERNICUS (81-163) (23-8-1,71) of DARQUE AGES fought RUTH (18-10121) (28-22-
0,78) of SHEPHERDS. COPERNICUS was overcome by RUTH in a crowd pleasing 5 minute
bout. Ruth told me--I interviewed her after the fight--that she just got TIRED of
Copernicus talking about the movement of the earth around the sun, or some such
nonsense as that. She told me that anyone with a little practical experience could
see that it revolves around the sheep.
PURPLE WORM (81-1775) (20-21-1,82) of MONSTER MANUAL fought R.O.U.S. (107-4) (0-
0-0,50) of Fine Improted Standbys. PURPLE WORM was overpowered by R.O.U.S. in a
crowd pleasing 4 minute one-sided duel. And for this loss, Purple was justly dropped
down in the ranks.
CAJETAN (7-6036) (22-23-1,100) of SENTINELS fought HUGH CAPET (81-690) (23-28-
4,59) of DARQUE AGES. CAJETAN beat HUGH CAPET in a 3 minute bloody conflict. Making
Hugh's age really darque today.
JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (44-33-0,124) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought IMPRISONED SPY
(107-9) (0-0-0,170) of Fine Improted Standbys. JELLO KNUCKLES was devastated by
IMPRISONED SPY in a 1 minute one-sided battle. Another victorious standby!
PINCH BLISTER (18-9859) (39-50-0,144) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought EVIL INPUTTER
(107-7) (0-0-0,110) of Fine Improted Standbys. PINCH BLISTER savagely defeated EVIL
INPUTTER in a crowd pleasing 3 minute match. Ah, much better. We don't want to see
the standbys get notions above themselves.
ANZAHANZEK (7-6204) (22-13-0,153) of SENTINELS fought VIRGINIA, NO SANTA (65-
6623) (32-44-1,152) of GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS. ANZAHANZEK overcame VIRGINIA, NO SANTA
in a popular 2 minute bout. Straighten me out here, does this mean that Anzahanzek
played a santa-ly role for Virginia? A big load of skills, perhaps? Ho ho ho.
FROO-FROO (18-9589) (71-37-4,196) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought OBROJOBO (7-5869)
(34-31-1,180) of SENTINELS. FROO-FROO overpowered OBROJOBO in a 1 minute one-sided
fight. Yes, well, all that froo can be confusing.
FAN ZHEN (81-1288) (37-28-2,197) of DARQUE AGES fought 1977 AMC MATADOR (42-
4116) (59-46-0,155) of COLOR ME SUAVE. FAN ZHEN viciously subdued 1977 AMC MATADOR
in an action packed 2 minute fight. Sugar in the gas tank? Why should that be BAD?
What if Matador has a sweet tooth?
RAGGEDY ANN (45-4148) (52-28-0,185) of DARQUE FORCES fought JOSH (18-9109) (32-
34-0,197) of SHEPHERDS. RAGGEDY ANN lost to JOSH in an action packed 1 minute duel.
A rousing, and rising, victory for Josh. If you're nice to him, Raggedy, maybe he'll
offer you some colorful patches for you coat.
LHISSON (29-5456) (47-42-0,204) of MID EARTH fought AZAGHAL (81-1223) (34-33-
1,188) of DRAGONBANE GUILD. LHISSON slimly won victory over AZAGHAL in a popular 3
minute gruesome competition. If Lhisson was a dragon, Azaghal would be in trouble.
THE HYPHEN-DASH (42-4499) (38-28-1,213) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought RIRORNI COOK
(107-24) (0-0-0,181) of Fine Improted Standbys. THE HYPHEN-DASH overpowered RIRORNI
COOK in a 1 minute one-sided struggle. Ah! That puts the standbys at 2-2. That'll
do.
MOIST TOWELETTE (42-4430) (80-46-4,217) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought SHINY PENNY
(32-3789) (77-129-2,193) of FOUND IN THE SAND. MOIST TOWELETTE demolished SHINY
PENNY in a 1 minute mismatched competition. Chemical attack! Whatever was on that
Towelette, it caused a sudden and dire tarnishing of our Shiny Penny.
HEINRIK (81-1257) (45-44-1,212) of CLAN LONGBEARD fought WALLI WEEBLE (21-6935)
(41-33-0,190) of NOMADIC TRIBE. HEINRIK viciously subdued WALLI WEEBLE in a popular
2 minute gory contest. Naturally. Walli weebled when he should have waffed.
The challenges:
EVANGELION (59-2340) (41-33-1,203) of IMPROVED ILLUSION challenged GAD (18-9239)
(40-47-1,208) of SHEPHERDS. Up 5. EVANGELION viciously subdued GAD in a popular 7
minute gruesome Challenge match. Two-three for Assurnasirbanipal's warriors today.
At least you made her sweat for it, Gad. Nobody should have it too easy.
For the title:
THE BRIDE (45-4180) (49-24-2,378) of DARQUE FORCES challenged ALMOST PRETTY (42-
4496) (65-38-0,229) of COLOR ME SUAVE. Down 149. THE BRIDE devastated ALMOST PRETTY
in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight. This Bride is a real stickler. Or
something. No one satisfies her.
Larkin
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
THE BRIDE 45-4180 50 24 2 403 DARQUE FORCES (348) STORMCROWE
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430 81 46 4 228 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
HEINRIK 81-1257 46 44 1 221 CLAN LONGBEARD (374) SHADOWSPIRE
THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 39 28 1 219 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
JOSH 18-9109 33 34 214 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA
EVANGELION 59-2340 42 33 1 211 IMPROVED ILLUSION (349) ILLIS
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
LHISSON 29-5456 48 42 210 MID EARTH (316) LAPUR
FROO-FROO 18-9589 72 37 4 204 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
FAN ZHEN 81-1288 38 28 2 201 DARQUE AGES (335) SHADOWSPIRE
GAD 18-9239 40 48 1 200 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA
ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 65 39 197 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
SHINY PENNY 32-3789 77 130 2 195 FOUND IN THE SAND (360) ARVAT
WALLI WEEBLE 21-6935 41 34 190 NOMADIC TRIBE (310) SUNSET
RAGGEDY ANN 45-4148 52 29 183 DARQUE FORCES (348) STORMCROWE
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 59 47 164 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
ANZAHANZEK 7-6204 23 13 159 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623 32 45 1 151 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
PINCH BLISTER 18-9859 40 50 146 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 44 34 126 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
-CAZADOR 81-1578 26 27 105 DRAGONBANE GUILD (334) SHADOWSPIRE
CAJETAN 7-6036 23 23 1 102 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
RUTH 18-10121 29 22 89 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA
-FLAVOR TO GO 81-1633 16 7 79 THE MOTHERSHIP 011 (393) SHADOWSPIRE
COPERNICUS 81-163 23 9 1 73 DARQUE AGES (335) SHADOWSPIRE
HUGH CAPET 81-690 23 29 4 65 DARQUE AGES (335) SHADOWSPIRE
PURPLE WORM 81-1775 20 22 1 57 MONSTER MANUAL (377) SHADOWSPIRE
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Evangelion -- Impressive. I wouldn't have expected to lose that way. -- Josh
Walli Weeble -- And finally, Assur is done with my weapon testing! I don't know why
he wanted me to use all those weird weapons, but I'm glad it is over. -- Gad
The Hyphen-Dash -- You'll always have a place in the world. My place is fast
disappearing. -- Shiny Penny
Jello Knuckles -- Another victory for me! -- Virginia
Cajetan -- Not often two of our style match up! -- Ruth
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
THE BRIDE devastated ALMOST PRETTY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
EVANGELION viciously subdued GAD in a popular 7 minute gruesome Challenge match.
HEINRIK viciously subdued WALLI WEEBLE in a popular 2 minute gory contest.
MOIST TOWELETTE demolished SHINY PENNY in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
THE HYPHEN-DASH overpowered RIRORNI COOK in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
LHISSON slimly won victory over AZAGHAL in a popular 3 minute gruesome competition.
RAGGEDY ANN lost to JOSH in a action packed 1 minute duel.
FAN ZHEN viciously subdued 1977 AMC MATADOR in a action packed 2 minute fight.
FROO-FROO overpowered OBROJOBO in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
ANZAHANZEK overcame VIRGINIA, NO SANTA in a popular 2 minute bout.
PINCH BLISTER savagely defeated EVIL INPUTTER in a crowd pleasing 3 minute match.
JELLO KNUCKLES was devastated by IMPRISONED SPY in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
CAJETAN beat HUGH CAPET in a 3 minute bloody conflict.
PURPLE WORM was overpowered by R.O.U.S. in a crowd pleasing 4 minute one-sided duel.
COPERNICUS was overcome by RUTH in a crowd pleasing 5 minute bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY 4 PARRY-STRIKE 7 - 2 - 0 78 |
|WALL OF STEEL 4 LUNGING ATTACK 23 - 12 - 0 66 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 SLASHING ATTACK 18 - 11 - 0 62 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 AIMED BLOW 12 - 8 - 0 60 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 STRIKING ATTACK 11 - 9 - 0 55 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 WALL OF STEEL 11 - 13 - 0 46 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 12 - 16 - 0 43 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 BASHING ATTACK 8 - 12 - 0 40 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 TOTAL PARRY 15 - 25 - 0 38 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 PARRY-LUNGE 7 - 15 - 1 32 |
Turn 47 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 2 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 3 3 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 3 2 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 2 SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 4 1 STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 0 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 1 PARRY-LUNGE
1 WALL OF STEEL
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK THE BRIDE 45-4180 50 24 2 403 DARQUE FORCES (348)
STRIKING ATTACK MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430 81 46 4 228 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
AIMED BLOW JOSH 18-9109 33 34 0 214 SHEPHERDS (359)
PARRY-RIPOSTE EVANGELION 59-2340 42 33 1 211 IMPROVED ILLUSION (349)
SLASHING ATTACK FROO-FROO 18-9589 72 37 4 204 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
PARRY-LUNGE GAD 18-9239 40 48 1 200 SHEPHERDS (359)
WALL OF STEEL ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 65 39 0 197 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
BASHING ATTACK SHINY PENNY 32-3789 77 130 2 195 FOUND IN THE SAND (360)
TOTAL PARRY WALLI WEEBLE 21-6935 41 34 0 190 NOMADIC TRIBE (310)
PARRY-STRIKE ANZAHANZEK 7-6204 23 13 0 159 SENTINELS (354)
The overall popularity leader is SHINY PENNY 32-3789. The most popular warrior this
turn was EVANGELION 59-2340. The ten other most popular fighters were GAD 18-9239,
HEINRIK 81-1257, MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430, LHISSON 29-5456, AZAGHAL 81-1223, FAN ZHEN
81-1288, COPERNICUS 81-163, JOSH 18-9109, PINCH BLISTER 18-9859, and SHINY PENNY
32-3789.
The least popular fighter this week was RUTH 18-10121. The other ten least popular
fighters were JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, OBROJOBO 7-5869, RAGGEDY ANN 45-4148, ALMOST
PRETTY 42-4496, FROO-FROO 18-9589, 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, PURPLE WORM 81-1775, THE
HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499, WALLI WEEBLE 21-6935, and THE BRIDE 45-4180.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
BONSUR(7) 2 1 0 ARVAT(32) 0 1 0 ILLIS(59) 1 0 0
TALCAMA(18) 4 1 0 RODEKI(42) 2 3 0 DAL SHANG(65) 0 1 0
SUNSET(21) 0 1 0 STORMCROWE(45) 1 1 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 2 4 0
LAPUR(29) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ANZAHANZEK 7-6204 23 13 0 159 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
JOSH 18-9109 33 34 0 214 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA
WALLI WEEBLE 21-6935 41 34 0 190 NOMADIC TRIBE (310) SUNSET
LHISSON 29-5456 48 42 0 210 MID EARTH (316) LAPUR
SHINY PENNY 32-3789 77 130 2 195 FOUND IN THE SAND (360) ARVAT
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430 81 46 4 228 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
THE BRIDE 45-4180 50 24 2 403 DARQUE FORCES (348) STORMCROWE
EVANGELION 59-2340 42 33 1 211 IMPROVED ILLUSION (349) ILLIS
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623 32 45 1 151 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG
HEINRIK 81-1257 46 44 1 221 CLAN LONGBEARD (374) SHADOWSPIRE