AD Date : 05/21/2013 Duedate: 06/03/2013 STORM ROCK ARENA DM 107 TURN 48 RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K % 1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 259 170 2 60.4 SAND DANCERS 78/43 CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 SAND DANCERS 46/270 2 DARQUE AGES 81/335 99 85 2 53.8 SAND DANCERS 51/253 DARQUE FORCES 31/318 THE MOONDOGS 10/247 DARQUE FORCES 45/348 GOLDEN CANYON 26/254 IMPROVED ILLUSION 59/349 STORM RIDERS II 1/67 3 VIKINGS 10/355 70 78 1 47.3 THE ILLUMINATI 37/46 SENTINELS 7/354 BLOOD + ORANGES 51/47 NOMADIC TRIBE 21/310 CIRQUE DU MASQUES 58/251 DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/334 BLUVALLEY WARRIORS 46/255 4 MID EARTH 29/316 67 77 0 46.5 CHAN CHI MONASTERY 53/250 YAMA BUSHI 30/317 CHAN CHI MONASTERY 65/120 CLAN LONGBEARD 81/374 CHAN CHI MONASTERY 2 65/122 5 BLUE MOON 9/249 1640 2157 21 43.2 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS 19/395 REFUGEES 65/151 6 END 13/298 77 122 1 38.7 REFORMERS 64/252 SHEPHERDS 18/359 STORM RIDERS 1/45 ALASTARIAN IDOL 10/363 THE FAMILY 43/248 FOUND IN THE SAND 32/360 ILLFANG PACT 1/111 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS 65/361 SAND DANCERS 65/78 7-ULTRA-VIOLEN 26/314 2 4 0 33.3 SAND DANCERS 74/36 MONSTER MANUAL 81/377 SAND DANCERS 75/37 THE HITCHHIKERS 11/394 SAND DANCERS 76/38 8-THE MOTHERSH 81/393 2 5 0 28.6 SAND DANCERS 77/72 REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER Blood on a purple robe does not change it from a purple robe. I knew you wanted to be reassured about that. Jello Knuckles had the biggest point gain at 28. Lhisson had the biggest drop, at 29. No one was avoided, but if they HAD been, it would have been Color Me Suave, avoided by Nomadic Tribe. But, as noted, they weren't and they didn't. Pinch Blister got the most challenges. We had fourteen fights with three challenges and one standby. So, the fights themselves-- COPERNICUS (81-163) (23-9-1,73) of DARQUE AGES fought RUTH (18-10121) (29-22- 0,89) of SHEPHERDS. COPERNICUS was overcome by RUTH in a popular 5 minute conflict. She was, shall we say, totally ruthless. HUGH CAPET (81-690) (23-29-4,65) of DARQUE AGES fought POCKET NEWS (19-5364) (16-13-0,61) of THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS. HUGH CAPET was demolished by POCKET NEWS in a 1 minute one-sided brawl. It's too bad records aren't wiped or something on graduation, then it would be easier to tell when someone new shows up. I know Pocket News is new, and I *think* Hugh Capet is, too. VIRGINIA, NO SANTA (65-6623) (32-45-1,151) of GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS fought CHEATING MANAGER (107-6) (0-0-0,130) of Fine Imported Standbys. VIRGINIA, NO SANTA devastated CHEATING MANAGER in a 1 minute mismatched conflict. Good job, that! 1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (59-47-0,164) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought THE UPRIGHT MAN (10-5185) (27-28-0,143) of ALASTARIAN IDOL. 1977 AMC MATADOR was defeated by THE UPRIGHT MAN in an exciting 2 minute match. Another name that is new to this arena (I think): The Upright Man (the warrior). ANZAHANZEK (7-6204) (23-13-0,159) of SENTINELS fought JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (44-34-0,126) of COLOR ME SUAVE. ANZAHANZEK was overcome by JELLO KNUCKLES in a 2 minute bout. This is Jello's big success. AZAGHAL (81-1223) (34-34-1,191) of DRAGONBANE GUILD fought FAN ZHEN (81-1288) (38-28-2,201) of DARQUE AGES. AZAGHAL viciously subdued FAN ZHEN in a popular 3 minute brutal fight. That Fan Zhen must be a real dragon, to have drawn out that amount of force. And it didn't even show before the fight. WALLI WEEBLE (21-6935) (41-34-0,190) of NOMADIC TRIBE fought FROO-FROO (18-9589) (72-37-4,204) of CENTER FOR OLDS. WALLI WEEBLE was vanquished by FROO-FROO in a 1 minute uneven fight. And there's a Nomadic Tribesman who may be wishing he HAD avoided Center for Olds. LHISSON (29-5456) (48-42-0,210) of MID EARTH fought OBROJOBO (7-5869) (34-32- 1,180) of SENTINELS. LHISSON was vanquished by OBROJOBO in a 1 minute uneven duel. Lhisson's big drop. Embarrassing, but just as likely to turn around next time. ALMOST PRETTY (42-4496) (65-39-0,197) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought SHINY PENNY (32- 3789) (77-130-2,195) of FOUND IN THE SAND. ALMOST PRETTY overpowered SHINY PENNY in a popular 2 minute gruesome mismatched brawl. Some people offer "a penny for your thoughts," and others DEMAND a penny for almost anything. MOIST TOWELETTE (42-4430) (81-46-4,228) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought RAGGEDY ANN (45-4148) (52-29-0,183) of DARQUE FORCES. MOIST TOWELETTE viciously subdued RAGGEDY ANN in a popular 4 minute bloody duel. But at least Raggedy's face was clean. JOSH (18-9109) (33-34-0,214) of SHEPHERDS fought HEINRIK (81-1257) (46-44-1,221) of CLAN LONGBEARD. JOSH overpowered HEINRIK in a 1 minute mismatched match. From where I was sitting, it looked like Heinrik tripped on his own beard? The challenges: CAJETAN (7-6036) (23-23-1,102) of SENTINELS challenged PINCH BLISTER (18-9859) (40-50-0,146) of CENTER FOR OLDS. Up 44. CAJETAN viciously subdued PINCH BLISTER in a crowd pleasing 5 minute Challenge brawl. This is Pinch the Most Challenged. Now he's REALLY feeling pinched. GAD (18-9239) (40-48-1,200) of SHEPHERDS challenged EVANGELION (59-2340) (42-33- 1,211) of IMPROVED ILLUSION. Up 11. GAD savagely defeated EVANGELION in an exciting 11 minute gory Challenge melee. Time enough to eat a sandwich during that one. For the title: THE BRIDE (45-4180) (50-24-2,403) of DARQUE FORCES challenged THE HYPHEN-DASH (42-4499) (39-28-1,219) of COLOR ME SUAVE. Down 184. And what else can you do from the top? THE BRIDE devastated THE HYPHEN-DASH in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight. Not surprising. Congratulations anyway. Larkin CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY THE BRIDE 45-4180 51 24 2 422 DARQUE FORCES (348) STORMCROWE GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430 82 46 4 244 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI JOSH 18-9109 34 34 225 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA FROO-FROO 18-9589 73 37 4 216 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA GAD 18-9239 41 48 1 213 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY AZAGHAL 81-1223 35 34 1 209 DRAGONBANE GUILD (334) SHADOWSPIRE ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 66 39 207 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI OBROJOBO 7-5869 35 32 1 203 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR EVANGELION 59-2340 42 34 1 198 IMPROVED ILLUSION (349) ILLIS THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 39 29 1 198 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI SHINY PENNY 32-3789 77 131 2 194 FOUND IN THE SAND (360) ARVAT FAN ZHEN 81-1288 38 29 2 193 DARQUE AGES (335) SHADOWSPIRE RAGGEDY ANN 45-4148 52 30 192 DARQUE FORCES (348) STORMCROWE WALLI WEEBLE 21-6935 41 35 192 NOMADIC TRIBE (310) SUNSET GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY HEINRIK 81-1257 46 45 1 190 CLAN LONGBEARD (374) SHADOWSPIRE LHISSON 29-5456 48 43 181 MID EARTH (316) LAPUR GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185 28 28 168 ALASTARIAN IDOL (363) KOLACT VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623 33 45 1 157 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 45 34 154 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 59 48 148 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI ANZAHANZEK 7-6204 23 14 141 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR CAJETAN 7-6036 24 23 1 132 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR PINCH BLISTER 18-9859 40 51 122 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY RUTH 18-10121 30 22 97 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY -FLAVOR TO GO 81-1633 16 7 79 THE MOTHERSHIP 011 (393) SHADOWSPIRE COPERNICUS 81-163 23 10 1 77 DARQUE AGES (335) SHADOWSPIRE POCKET NEWS 19-5364 17 13 74 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (395) ZUWAYZA -WORD THIEF 81-1849 16 11 59 CULT OF BACCHUS (388) SHADOWSPIRE -PURPLE WORM 81-1775 20 22 1 57 MONSTER MANUAL (377) SHADOWSPIRE HUGH CAPET 81-690 23 30 4 54 DARQUE AGES (335) SHADOWSPIRE '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE Evangelion -- Great fight! Highly entertaining. I'm coming for you again! -- Gad Moist Towelette -- Another good fight, but in a much different way. -- Shiny Penny Raggedy Ann -- I'm sure you know by now that it is dangerous for scum to play with aimed blows. -- Josh Anzahanzek -- Your name is hard to spell, let alone pronounce. And Assur would prefer if we didn't have to see it anymore. -- Virginia Copernicus -- I was hoping to send you back to the Darque Ages. -- Ruth Looks like we're adding yet another member of our stable! -- Assur LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS THE BRIDE devastated THE HYPHEN-DASH in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight. GAD savagely defeated EVANGELION in a exciting 11 minute gory Challenge melee. CAJETAN viciously subdued PINCH BLISTER in a crowd pleasing 5 minute Challenge brawl. JOSH overpowered HEINRIK in a 1 minute mismatched match. MOIST TOWELETTE viciously subdued RAGGEDY ANN in a popular 4 minute bloody duel. ALMOST PRETTY overpowered SHINY PENNY in a popular 2 minute gruesome mismatched brawl. LHISSON was vanquished by OBROJOBO in a 1 minute uneven duel. WALLI WEEBLE was vanquished by FROO-FROO in a 1 minute uneven fight. AZAGHAL viciously subdued FAN ZHEN in a popular 3 minute brutal fight. ANZAHANZEK was overcome by JELLO KNUCKLES in a 2 minute bout. 1977 AMC MATADOR was defeated by THE UPRIGHT MAN in a exciting 2 minute match. VIRGINIA, NO SANTA devastated CHEATING MANAGER in a 1 minute mismatched conflict. HUGH CAPET was demolished by POCKET NEWS in a 1 minute one-sided brawl. COPERNICUS was overcome by RUTH in a popular 5 minute conflict. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |WALL OF STEEL 4 PARRY-STRIKE 7 - 2 - 0 78 | |TOTAL PARRY 4 LUNGING ATTACK 22 - 13 - 0 63 | |PARRY-LUNGE 3 AIMED BLOW 12 - 8 - 0 60 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 SLASHING ATTACK 17 - 12 - 0 59 | |SLASHING ATTACK 3 STRIKING ATTACK 11 - 8 - 0 58 | |BASHING ATTACK 3 WALL OF STEEL 13 - 13 - 0 50 | |LUNGING ATTACK 3 BASHING ATTACK 10 - 11 - 0 48 | |AIMED BLOW 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 13 - 15 - 0 46 | |STRIKING ATTACK 1 TOTAL PARRY 14 - 26 - 0 35 | |PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-LUNGE 8 - 15 - 0 35 | Turn 48 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 2 2 LUNGING ATTACK PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 1 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 3 2 SLASHING ATTACK PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 PARRY-LUNGE SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK BASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW AIMED BLOW 1 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL WALL OF STEEL 2 - 2 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 BASHING ATTACK TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME LUNGING ATTACK THE BRIDE 45-4180 51 24 2 422 DARQUE FORCES (348) STRIKING ATTACK MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430 82 46 4 244 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) AIMED BLOW JOSH 18-9109 34 34 0 225 SHEPHERDS (359) SLASHING ATTACK FROO-FROO 18-9589 73 37 4 216 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) PARRY-LUNGE GAD 18-9239 41 48 1 213 SHEPHERDS (359) WALL OF STEEL ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 66 39 0 207 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) PARRY-RIPOSTE EVANGELION 59-2340 42 34 1 198 IMPROVED ILLUSION (349) BASHING ATTACK SHINY PENNY 32-3789 77 131 2 194 FOUND IN THE SAND (360) TOTAL PARRY RAGGEDY ANN 45-4148 52 30 0 192 DARQUE FORCES (348) PARRY-STRIKE ANZAHANZEK 7-6204 23 14 0 141 SENTINELS (354) The overall popularity leader is SHINY PENNY 32-3789. The most popular warrior this turn was MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430. The ten other most popular fighters were EVANGELION 59-2340, GAD 18-9239, COPERNICUS 81-163, CAJETAN 7-6036, AZAGHAL 81-1223, FAN ZHEN 81-1288, THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185, THE BRIDE 45-4180, PINCH BLISTER 18-9859, and ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496. The least popular fighter this week was HUGH CAPET 81-690. The other ten least popular fighters were WALLI WEEBLE 21-6935, LHISSON 29-5456, RUTH 18-10121, HEINRIK 81-1257, 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, OBROJOBO 7-5869, JOSH 18-9109, POCKET NEWS 19-5364, ANZAHANZEK 7-6204, and FROO-FROO 18-9589. Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K BONSUR(7) 2 1 0 SUNSET(21) 0 1 0 STORMCROWE(45) 1 1 0 KOLACT(10) 1 0 0 LAPUR(29) 0 1 0 ILLIS(59) 0 1 0 TALCAMA(18) 4 1 0 ARVAT(32) 0 1 0 DAL SHANG(65) 1 0 0 ZUWAYZA(19) 1 0 0 RODEKI(42) 3 2 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 1 4 0 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY OBROJOBO 7-5869 35 32 1 203 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185 28 28 0 168 ALASTARIAN IDOL (363) KOLACT JOSH 18-9109 34 34 0 225 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA POCKET NEWS 19-5364 17 13 0 74 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (395) ZUWAYZA WALLI WEEBLE 21-6935 41 35 0 192 NOMADIC TRIBE (310) SUNSET TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY LHISSON 29-5456 48 43 0 181 MID EARTH (316) LAPUR SHINY PENNY 32-3789 77 131 2 194 FOUND IN THE SAND (360) ARVAT MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430 82 46 4 244 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI THE BRIDE 45-4180 51 24 2 422 DARQUE FORCES (348) STORMCROWE EVANGELION 59-2340 42 34 1 198 IMPROVED ILLUSION (349) ILLIS VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623 33 45 1 157 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG AZAGHAL 81-1223 35 34 1 209 DRAGONBANE GUILD (334) SHADOWSPIRE