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Date   : 05/21/2013    Duedate: 06/03/2013

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 48

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365  259  170   2 60.4      SAND DANCERS 78/43
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364                      SAND DANCERS 46/270
  2 DARQUE AGES 81/335    99   85   2 53.8      SAND DANCERS 51/253
    DARQUE FORCES 31/318                        THE MOONDOGS 10/247
    DARQUE FORCES 45/348                        GOLDEN CANYON 26/254
    IMPROVED ILLUSION 59/349                    STORM RIDERS II 1/67
  3 VIKINGS 10/355        70   78   1 47.3      THE ILLUMINATI 37/46
    SENTINELS 7/354                             BLOOD + ORANGES 51/47
    NOMADIC TRIBE 21/310                        CIRQUE DU MASQUES 58/251
    DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/334                     BLUVALLEY WARRIORS 46/255
  4 MID EARTH 29/316      67   77   0 46.5      CHAN CHI MONASTERY 53/250
    YAMA BUSHI 30/317                           CHAN CHI MONASTERY 65/120
    CLAN LONGBEARD 81/374                       CHAN CHI MONASTERY 2 65/122
  5 BLUE MOON 9/249     1640 2157  21 43.2      THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS 19/395
    REFUGEES 65/151                           6 END 13/298            77  122   1 38.7
    REFORMERS 64/252                            SHEPHERDS 18/359
    STORM RIDERS 1/45                           ALASTARIAN IDOL 10/363
    THE FAMILY 43/248                           FOUND IN THE SAND 32/360
    ILLFANG PACT 1/111                          GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS 65/361
    SAND DANCERS 65/78                        7-ULTRA-VIOLEN 26/314    2    4   0 33.3
    SAND DANCERS 74/36                          MONSTER MANUAL 81/377
    SAND DANCERS 75/37                          THE HITCHHIKERS 11/394
    SAND DANCERS 76/38                        8-THE MOTHERSH 81/393    2    5   0 28.6
    SAND DANCERS 77/72

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Blood on a purple robe does not change it from a purple robe.  I knew you wanted
to be reassured about that.
     Jello Knuckles had the biggest point gain at 28.
     Lhisson had the biggest drop, at 29.
     No one was avoided, but if they HAD been, it would have been Color Me Suave,
avoided by Nomadic Tribe.  But, as noted, they weren't and they didn't.
     Pinch Blister got the most challenges.
     We had fourteen fights with three challenges and one standby.

So, the fights themselves--
     COPERNICUS (81-163) (23-9-1,73) of DARQUE AGES fought RUTH (18-10121) (29-22-
0,89) of SHEPHERDS.  COPERNICUS was overcome by RUTH in a popular 5 minute conflict.
She was, shall we say, totally ruthless.
     HUGH CAPET (81-690) (23-29-4,65) of DARQUE AGES fought POCKET NEWS (19-5364)
(16-13-0,61) of THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS.  HUGH CAPET was demolished by POCKET NEWS in a
1 minute one-sided brawl.  It's too bad records aren't wiped or something on
graduation, then it would be easier to tell when someone new shows up.  I know Pocket
News is new, and I *think* Hugh Capet is, too.
     VIRGINIA, NO SANTA (65-6623) (32-45-1,151) of GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS fought
CHEATING MANAGER (107-6) (0-0-0,130) of Fine Imported Standbys.  VIRGINIA, NO SANTA
devastated CHEATING MANAGER in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.  Good job, that!
     1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (59-47-0,164) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought THE UPRIGHT
MAN (10-5185) (27-28-0,143) of ALASTARIAN IDOL.  1977 AMC MATADOR was defeated by THE 
UPRIGHT MAN in an exciting 2 minute match.  Another name that is new to this arena (I
think):  The Upright Man (the warrior).
     ANZAHANZEK (7-6204) (23-13-0,159) of SENTINELS fought JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554)
(44-34-0,126) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  ANZAHANZEK was overcome by JELLO KNUCKLES in a 2
minute bout.  This is Jello's big success.
     AZAGHAL (81-1223) (34-34-1,191) of DRAGONBANE GUILD fought FAN ZHEN (81-1288)
(38-28-2,201) of DARQUE AGES.  AZAGHAL viciously subdued FAN ZHEN in a popular 3 
minute brutal fight.  That Fan Zhen must be a real dragon, to have drawn out that
amount of force.  And it didn't even show before the fight.

     WALLI WEEBLE (21-6935) (41-34-0,190) of NOMADIC TRIBE fought FROO-FROO (18-9589)
(72-37-4,204) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  WALLI WEEBLE was vanquished by FROO-FROO in a 1
minute uneven fight.  And there's a Nomadic Tribesman who may be wishing he HAD
avoided Center for Olds.
     LHISSON (29-5456) (48-42-0,210) of MID EARTH fought OBROJOBO (7-5869) (34-32-
1,180) of SENTINELS.  LHISSON was vanquished by OBROJOBO in a 1 minute uneven duel.
Lhisson's big drop.  Embarrassing, but just as likely to turn around next time.
     ALMOST PRETTY (42-4496) (65-39-0,197) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought SHINY PENNY (32-
3789) (77-130-2,195) of FOUND IN THE SAND.  ALMOST PRETTY overpowered SHINY PENNY in
a popular 2 minute gruesome mismatched brawl.  Some people offer "a penny for your
thoughts," and others DEMAND a penny for almost anything.
     MOIST TOWELETTE (42-4430) (81-46-4,228) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought RAGGEDY ANN
(45-4148) (52-29-0,183) of DARQUE FORCES.  MOIST TOWELETTE viciously subdued RAGGEDY
ANN in a popular 4 minute bloody duel.  But at least Raggedy's face was clean.
     JOSH (18-9109) (33-34-0,214) of SHEPHERDS fought HEINRIK (81-1257) (46-44-1,221)
of CLAN LONGBEARD.  JOSH overpowered HEINRIK in a 1 minute mismatched match.  From
where I was sitting, it looked like Heinrik tripped on his own beard?

The challenges:
     CAJETAN (7-6036) (23-23-1,102) of SENTINELS challenged PINCH BLISTER (18-9859)
(40-50-0,146) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  Up 44.  CAJETAN viciously subdued PINCH BLISTER in
a crowd pleasing 5 minute Challenge brawl.  This is Pinch the Most Challenged.  Now
he's REALLY feeling pinched.
     GAD (18-9239) (40-48-1,200) of SHEPHERDS challenged EVANGELION (59-2340) (42-33-
1,211) of IMPROVED ILLUSION.  Up 11.  GAD savagely defeated EVANGELION in an exciting
11 minute gory Challenge melee.  Time enough to eat a sandwich during that one.

For the title:
     THE BRIDE (45-4180) (50-24-2,403) of DARQUE FORCES challenged THE HYPHEN-DASH
(42-4499) (39-28-1,219) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  Down 184.  And what else can you do from
the top?  THE BRIDE devastated THE HYPHEN-DASH in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge
Title fight.  Not surprising.  Congratulations anyway.

                                       Larkin

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE BRIDE 45-4180            51  24  2  422  DARQUE FORCES (348)        STORMCROWE

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430      82  46  4  244  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 JOSH 18-9109                 34  34     225  SHEPHERDS (359)            TALCAMA
 FROO-FROO 18-9589            73  37  4  216  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 GAD 18-9239                  41  48  1  213  SHEPHERDS (359)            TALCAMA

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 AZAGHAL 81-1223              35  34  1  209  DRAGONBANE GUILD (334)     SHADOWSPIRE
 ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496        66  39     207  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 OBROJOBO 7-5869              35  32  1  203  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR
 EVANGELION 59-2340           42  34  1  198  IMPROVED ILLUSION (349)    ILLIS
 THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499      39  29  1  198  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 SHINY PENNY 32-3789          77 131  2  194  FOUND IN THE SAND (360)    ARVAT
 FAN ZHEN 81-1288             38  29  2  193  DARQUE AGES (335)          SHADOWSPIRE
 RAGGEDY ANN 45-4148          52  30     192  DARQUE FORCES (348)        STORMCROWE
 WALLI WEEBLE 21-6935         41  35     192  NOMADIC TRIBE (310)        SUNSET

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HEINRIK 81-1257              46  45  1  190  CLAN LONGBEARD (374)       SHADOWSPIRE
 LHISSON 29-5456              48  43     181  MID EARTH (316)            LAPUR

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185      28  28     168  ALASTARIAN IDOL (363)      KOLACT
 VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623   33  45  1  157  GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG
 JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554       45  34     154  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116     59  48     148  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 ANZAHANZEK 7-6204            23  14     141  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR
 CAJETAN 7-6036               24  23  1  132  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR
 PINCH BLISTER 18-9859        40  51     122  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RUTH 18-10121                30  22      97  SHEPHERDS (359)            TALCAMA

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-FLAVOR TO GO 81-1633         16   7      79  THE MOTHERSHIP 011 (393)   SHADOWSPIRE
 COPERNICUS 81-163            23  10  1   77  DARQUE AGES (335)          SHADOWSPIRE
 POCKET NEWS 19-5364          17  13      74  THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (395) ZUWAYZA
-WORD THIEF 81-1849           16  11      59  CULT OF BACCHUS (388)      SHADOWSPIRE
-PURPLE WORM 81-1775          20  22  1   57  MONSTER MANUAL (377)       SHADOWSPIRE
 HUGH CAPET 81-690            23  30  4   54  DARQUE AGES (335)          SHADOWSPIRE

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Evangelion -- Great fight!  Highly entertaining.  I'm coming for you again! -- Gad

Moist Towelette -- Another good fight, but in a much different way. -- Shiny Penny

Raggedy Ann -- I'm sure you know by now that it is dangerous for scum to play with 
aimed blows. -- Josh

Anzahanzek -- Your name is hard to spell, let alone pronounce.  And Assur would 
prefer if we didn't have to see it anymore. -- Virginia

Copernicus -- I was hoping to send you back to the Darque Ages. -- Ruth

Looks like we're adding yet another member of our stable! -- Assur

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

THE BRIDE devastated THE HYPHEN-DASH in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
GAD savagely defeated EVANGELION in a exciting 11 minute gory Challenge melee.
CAJETAN viciously subdued PINCH BLISTER in a crowd pleasing 5 minute Challenge brawl.
JOSH overpowered HEINRIK in a 1 minute mismatched match.
MOIST TOWELETTE viciously subdued RAGGEDY ANN in a popular 4 minute bloody duel.
ALMOST PRETTY overpowered SHINY PENNY in a popular 2 minute gruesome mismatched brawl.
LHISSON was vanquished by OBROJOBO in a 1 minute uneven duel.
WALLI WEEBLE was vanquished by FROO-FROO in a 1 minute uneven fight.
AZAGHAL viciously subdued FAN ZHEN in a popular 3 minute brutal fight.
ANZAHANZEK was overcome by JELLO KNUCKLES in a 2 minute bout.
1977 AMC MATADOR was defeated by THE UPRIGHT MAN in a exciting 2 minute match.
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA devastated CHEATING MANAGER in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
HUGH CAPET was demolished by POCKET NEWS in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
COPERNICUS was overcome by RUTH in a popular 5 minute conflict.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         PARRY-STRIKE       7 -   2 -  0      78  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         LUNGING ATTACK    22 -  13 -  0      63  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         AIMED BLOW        12 -   8 -  0      60  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         SLASHING ATTACK   17 -  12 -  0      59  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         STRIKING ATTACK   11 -   8 -  0      58  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         WALL OF STEEL     13 -  13 -  0      50  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         BASHING ATTACK    10 -  11 -  0      48  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         PARRY-RIPOSTE     13 -  15 -  0      46  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         TOTAL PARRY       14 -  26 -  0      35  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-LUNGE        8 -  15 -  0      35  |

Turn  48 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  2         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        1 -  3         2  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  1                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  1                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  2                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   THE BRIDE 45-4180          51  24  2  422 DARQUE FORCES (348)
STRIKING ATTACK  MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430    82  46  4  244 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
AIMED BLOW       JOSH 18-9109               34  34  0  225 SHEPHERDS (359)
SLASHING ATTACK  FROO-FROO 18-9589          73  37  4  216 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
PARRY-LUNGE      GAD 18-9239                41  48  1  213 SHEPHERDS (359)
WALL OF STEEL    ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496      66  39  0  207 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    EVANGELION 59-2340         42  34  1  198 IMPROVED ILLUSION (349)
BASHING ATTACK   SHINY PENNY 32-3789        77 131  2  194 FOUND IN THE SAND (360)
TOTAL PARRY      RAGGEDY ANN 45-4148        52  30  0  192 DARQUE FORCES (348)
PARRY-STRIKE     ANZAHANZEK 7-6204          23  14  0  141 SENTINELS (354)

The overall popularity leader is SHINY PENNY 32-3789.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430.  The ten other most popular fighters were 
EVANGELION 59-2340, GAD 18-9239, COPERNICUS 81-163, CAJETAN 7-6036, AZAGHAL 81-1223, 
FAN ZHEN 81-1288, THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185, THE BRIDE 45-4180, PINCH BLISTER 18-9859, 
and ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496.

The least popular fighter this week was HUGH CAPET 81-690.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were WALLI WEEBLE 21-6935, LHISSON 29-5456, RUTH 18-10121, HEINRIK 
81-1257, 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, OBROJOBO 7-5869, JOSH 18-9109, POCKET NEWS 
19-5364, ANZAHANZEK 7-6204, and FROO-FROO 18-9589.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
BONSUR(7)            2  1 0  SUNSET(21)           0  1 0  STORMCROWE(45)       1  1 0  
KOLACT(10)           1  0 0  LAPUR(29)            0  1 0  ILLIS(59)            0  1 0  
TALCAMA(18)          4  1 0  ARVAT(32)            0  1 0  DAL SHANG(65)        1  0 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          1  0 0  RODEKI(42)           3  2 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      1  4 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 OBROJOBO 7-5869             35  32  1  203  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR
 THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185     28  28  0  168  ALASTARIAN IDOL (363)      KOLACT
 JOSH 18-9109                34  34  0  225  SHEPHERDS (359)            TALCAMA
 POCKET NEWS 19-5364         17  13  0   74  THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (395) ZUWAYZA
 WALLI WEEBLE 21-6935        41  35  0  192  NOMADIC TRIBE (310)        SUNSET

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LHISSON 29-5456             48  43  0  181  MID EARTH (316)            LAPUR
 SHINY PENNY 32-3789         77 131  2  194  FOUND IN THE SAND (360)    ARVAT
 MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430     82  46  4  244  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 THE BRIDE 45-4180           51  24  2  422  DARQUE FORCES (348)        STORMCROWE
 EVANGELION 59-2340          42  34  1  198  IMPROVED ILLUSION (349)    ILLIS
 VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623  33  45  1  157  GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG
 AZAGHAL 81-1223             35  34  1  209  DRAGONBANE GUILD (334)     SHADOWSPIRE