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Date : 06/18/2013 Duedate: 07/01/2013
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 50
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 270 173 2 60.9 SAND DANCERS 76/38
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 SAND DANCERS 77/72
2 DARQUE AGES 81/335 102 94 2 52.0 SAND DANCERS 78/43
DARQUE FORCES 31/318 SAND DANCERS 46/270
DARQUE FORCES 45/348 SAND DANCERS 51/253
IMPROVED ILLUSION 59/349 THE MOONDOGS 10/247
3 VIKINGS 10/355 73 82 1 47.1 GOLDEN CANYON 26/254
SENTINELS 7/354 STORM RIDERS II 1/67
NOMADIC TRIBE 21/310 THE ILLUMINATI 37/46
DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/334 BLOOD + ORANGES 51/47
4 MID EARTH 29/316 68 80 0 45.9 CIRQUE DU MASQUES 58/251
YAMA BUSHI 30/317 BLUVALLEY WARRIORS 46/255
CLAN LONGBEARD 81/374 CHAN CHI MONASTERY 53/250
5 BLUE MOON 9/249 1642 2157 21 43.2 CHAN CHI MONASTERY 65/120
REFUGEES 65/151 CHAN CHI MONASTERY 2 65/122
REFORMERS 64/252 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS 19/395
STORM RIDERS 1/45 6 END 13/298 82 128 1 39.0
THE FAMILY 43/248 SHEPHERDS 18/359
ILLFANG PACT 1/111 ALASTARIAN IDOL 10/363
SAND DANCERS 65/78 FOUND IN THE SAND 32/360
SAND DANCERS 74/36 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS 65/361
SAND DANCERS 75/37
THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
Reflections by the Champion of the Horn
No clue why I'm up here on the throne. Everyone knows to not get in the way of
a bride. It is her show, all the time! The only one more dangerous than The Bride
is, of course, the Mother of The Bride.
But last week, I baffled the Bride by coming out on to the stands and telling
her how beautiful she looked. She just stood there, amazed, not expecting just a
simple compliment.
I guess until the wedding is over, brides are just crazy and unpredictable. My
stay up here won't be long, following in tradition with Assur's other warrior to sit
here on the throne.
-- Josh
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Okay, Storm Rockers, here we are with a spy report based on the very latest
data! No "first quick notes" for us, this is based on the Last Word.
If any manager had directed his warriors to avoid those of some other manager,
it would have been Dragonbane Guild's manager Nomad avoiding Master Darque, manager
of Darque Ages (and others). But there were no avoids posted! So the scribes are
just guessing.
Evangelion got the most challenges, which was not difficult. Especially the
part about her getting more challenges than the "duelmaster." Why? Because only one
manager was issuing challenges: Assurnasirbanipal.
We had fourteen total fights, two challenges, and four standbys.
HUGH CAPET (81-690) (24-30-4,59) of DARQUE AGES fought ALASTARIAN DESERTER (107-
1) (0-0-0,30) of Fine Imported Standbys. HUGH CAPET was defeated by ALASTARIAN
DESERTER in an action packed 1 minute struggle. This has got to be seriously
embarrassing for Hugh.
RUTH (18-10121) (30-23-0,100) of SHEPHERDS fought COPERNICUS (81-163) (23-11-
1,66) of DARQUE AGES. RUTH outwaited COPERNICUS in an action packed 7 minute fight.
Is this part of Ruth's wonderful relationship with Copernicus? Nosy minds wonder.
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA (65-6623) (33-46-1,141) of GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS fought FLOYD
(107-10) (0-0-0,150) of Fine Imported Standbys. VIRGINIA, NO SANTA was narrowly
defeated by FLOYD in a popular 3 minute bloody brawl. Another win by a standby!
What are things coming to?
PINCH BLISTER (18-9859) (41-51-0,144) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought POCKET NEWS (19-
5364) (18-13-0,94) of THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS. PINCH BLISTER slimly lost to POCKET NEWS
in a crowd pleasing 6 minute brutal conflict. This is the fight that resulted in the
biggest point movement: Pocket News up 33, Pinch Blister down 25.
1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (60-48-0,157) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought ANZAHANZEK (7-
6204) (24-14-0,143) of SENTINELS. 1977 AMC MATADOR overpowered ANZAHANZEK in a 2
minute one-sided match. It was the red cape. Ole!
JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (45-35-0,159) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought THE UPRIGHT MAN
(10-5185) (28-28-0,168) of ALASTARIAN IDOL. JELLO KNUCKLES beat THE UPRIGHT MAN in a
popular 1 minute melee. Drowning in a sea of jello?
THE BRIDE (45-4180) (51-25-2,190) of DARQUE FORCES fought CLOTTO (107-25) (0-0-
0,181) of Fine Imported Standbys. THE BRIDE lost to CLOTTO in a popular 3 minute
gory duel. What! Another win by a standby? Very strange.
RAGGEDY ANN (45-4148) (52-31-0,199) of DARQUE FORCES fought VERMICIOUS KNID
(107-30) (0-0-0,240) of Fine Imported Standbys. RAGGEDY ANN was viciously subdued by
VERMICIOUS KNID in an action packed 4 minute duel. And the fourth standby, fourth
win for a standby. I feel sure that the standbys are buying drinks for everybody
tonight.
THE HYPHEN-DASH (42-4499) (39-30-1,188) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought LHISSON (29-
5456) (48-44-0,185) of MID EARTH. THE HYPHEN-DASH handily defeated LHISSON in an
action packed 1 minute uneven fight. That shouldn't have been "uneven," but if a
gladiator will spend the night before the fights getting drunk, the said gladiator
can expect an ignominious loss, yes?
MOIST TOWELETTE (42-4430) (83-46-4,255) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought HEINRIK (81-
1257) (47-45-1,207) of CLAN LONGBEARD. MOIST TOWELETTE overpowered HEINRIK in a
crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided struggle. An obvious outcome there.
FROO-FROO (18-9589) (74-37-4,233) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought SHINY PENNY (32-
3789) (78-131-2,198) of FOUND IN THE SAND. FROO-FROO demolished SHINY PENNY in an
action packed 1 minute mismatched competition. Oops! The Penny has acquired a bit
of tarnish.
ALMOST PRETTY (42-4496) (67-39-0,220) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought FAN ZHEN (81-
1288) (39-29-2,212) of DARQUE AGES. ALMOST PRETTY devastated FAN ZHEN in a popular 1
minute one-sided contest. Maybe Almost Pretty, but definitely Very Determined.
The challenges:
GAD (18-9239) (41-49-1,199) of SHEPHERDS challenged EVANGELION (59-2340) (43-34-
1,207) of IMPROVED ILLUSION. Up 8. GAD slimly won victory over EVANGELION in a
popular 17 minute Challenge match. This gave me time to write the entire spy report
up to this point, so there wasn't much left.
For the title and the Horn:
JOSH (18-9109) (35-34-0,250) of SHEPHERDS challenged AZAGHAL (81-1223) (36-34-
1,217) of DRAGONBANE GUILD. Down 33. JOSH devastated AZAGHAL in an action packed 1
minute mismatched Challenge Title fight. Even enough on the grounds of fights
fought. I congratulate Josh for not resting on his laurels (who'd want to, since
laurels are prickly?), and for winning, Azaghal for making the effort.
Larkin
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JOSH 18-9109 36 34 262 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430 84 46 4 267 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
FROO-FROO 18-9589 75 37 4 243 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 68 39 236 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GAD 18-9239 42 49 1 211 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SHINY PENNY 32-3789 78 132 2 200 FOUND IN THE SAND (360) ARVAT
HEINRIK 81-1257 47 46 1 200 CLAN LONGBEARD (374) SHADOWSPIRE
THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 40 30 1 200 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
RAGGEDY ANN 45-4148 52 32 197 DARQUE FORCES (348) STORMCROWE
EVANGELION 59-2340 43 35 1 197 IMPROVED ILLUSION (349) ILLIS
FAN ZHEN 81-1288 39 30 2 197 DARQUE AGES (335) SHADOWSPIRE
-OBROJOBO 7-5869 35 33 1 197 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
AZAGHAL 81-1223 36 35 1 192 DRAGONBANE GUILD (334) SHADOWSPIRE
THE BRIDE 45-4180 51 26 2 183 DARQUE FORCES (348) STORMCROWE
-WALLI WEEBLE 21-6935 41 36 182 NOMADIC TRIBE (310) SUNSET
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
LHISSON 29-5456 48 45 179 MID EARTH (316) LAPUR
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 46 35 170 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 61 48 169 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185 28 29 162 ALASTARIAN IDOL (363) KOLACT
-CAJETAN 7-6036 25 23 1 151 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623 33 47 1 141 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG
ANZAHANZEK 7-6204 24 15 141 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
POCKET NEWS 19-5364 19 13 127 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (395) ZUWAYZA
PINCH BLISTER 18-9859 41 52 119 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
RUTH 18-10121 31 23 103 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
COPERNICUS 81-163 23 12 1 75 DARQUE AGES (335) SHADOWSPIRE
HUGH CAPET 81-690 24 31 4 39 DARQUE AGES (335) SHADOWSPIRE
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Jello Knuckles -- The rest of your body is somewhat Jello-y, too. Luckily, jello
washes off easily and I remain a nice and -- Shiny Penny
Evangelion -- Another great fight! Thanks. -- Gad
Cajetan -- My boss is not happy with that fight. -- Virginia
Ahzahanzek -- We've done that one before. -- Ruth
Flat Earth Proven in Trial by Combat! Story on page 10. -- Pocket News
Ruth -- I hope I didn't mess up your wonderful relationship with Copernicus. --
Pocket News
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
JOSH devastated AZAGHAL in a action packed 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
GAD slimly won victory over EVANGELION in a popular 17 minute Challenge match.
ALMOST PRETTY devastated FAN ZHEN in a popular 1 minute one-sided contest.
FROO-FROO demolished SHINY PENNY in a action packed 1 minute mismatched competition.
MOIST TOWELETTE overpowered HEINRIK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided struggle.
THE HYPHEN-DASH handily defeated LHISSON in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
RAGGEDY ANN was viciously subdued by VERMICIOUS KNID in a action packed 4 minute duel.
THE BRIDE lost to CLOTTO in a popular 3 minute gory duel.
JELLO KNUCKLES beat THE UPRIGHT MAN in a popular 1 minute melee.
1977 AMC MATADOR overpowered ANZAHANZEK in a 2 minute one-sided match.
PINCH BLISTER slimly lost to POCKET NEWS in a crowd pleasing 6 minute brutal conflict.
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA was narrowly defeated by FLOYD in a popular 3 minute bloody brawl.
RUTH outwaited COPERNICUS in a action packed 7 minute fight.
HUGH CAPET was defeated by ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a action packed 1 minute struggle.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|WALL OF STEEL 4 PARRY-STRIKE 6 - 3 - 0 67 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 STRIKING ATTACK 11 - 6 - 0 65 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 SLASHING ATTACK 17 - 11 - 0 61 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 AIMED BLOW 12 - 8 - 0 60 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 15 - 12 - 0 56 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 LUNGING ATTACK 19 - 16 - 0 54 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 WALL OF STEEL 16 - 14 - 0 53 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 BASHING ATTACK 9 - 13 - 0 41 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 PARRY-LUNGE 9 - 16 - 0 36 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 TOTAL PARRY 13 - 26 - 0 33 |
Turn 50 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 2 2 SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 3 - 1 LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 2 2 LUNGING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 1 - 1 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 2 1 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 3 1 WALL OF STEEL
1 PARRY-LUNGE
1 BASHING ATTACK
1 TOTAL PARRY
1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW JOSH 18-9109 36 34 0 262 SHEPHERDS (359)
STRIKING ATTACK MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430 84 46 4 267 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
SLASHING ATTACK FROO-FROO 18-9589 75 37 4 243 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
WALL OF STEEL ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 68 39 0 236 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-LUNGE GAD 18-9239 42 49 1 211 SHEPHERDS (359)
BASHING ATTACK SHINY PENNY 32-3789 78 132 2 200 FOUND IN THE SAND (360)
LUNGING ATTACK HEINRIK 81-1257 47 46 1 200 CLAN LONGBEARD (374)
TOTAL PARRY RAGGEDY ANN 45-4148 52 32 0 197 DARQUE FORCES (348)
PARRY-RIPOSTE EVANGELION 59-2340 43 35 1 197 IMPROVED ILLUSION (349)
PARRY-STRIKE ANZAHANZEK 7-6204 24 15 0 141 SENTINELS (354)
The overall popularity leader is SHINY PENNY 32-3789. The most popular warrior this
turn was POCKET NEWS 19-5364. The ten other most popular fighters were COPERNICUS
81-163, THE BRIDE 45-4180, PINCH BLISTER 18-9859, EVANGELION 59-2340, RAGGEDY ANN
45-4148, VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623, JOSH 18-9109, FROO-FROO 18-9589, THE HYPHEN-DASH
42-4499, and AZAGHAL 81-1223.
The least popular fighter this week was LHISSON 29-5456. The other ten least popular
fighters were HEINRIK 81-1257, FAN ZHEN 81-1288, HUGH CAPET 81-690, RUTH 18-10121,
ANZAHANZEK 7-6204, 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185, JELLO KNUCKLES
42-4554, MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430, and SHINY PENNY 32-3789.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
BONSUR(7) 0 1 0 LAPUR(29) 0 1 0 ILLIS(59) 0 1 0
KOLACT(10) 0 1 0 ARVAT(32) 0 1 0 DAL SHANG(65) 0 1 0
TALCAMA(18) 4 1 0 RODEKI(42) 5 0 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 0 5 0
ZUWAYZA(19) 1 0 0 STORMCROWE(45) 0 2 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ANZAHANZEK 7-6204 24 15 0 141 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185 28 29 0 162 ALASTARIAN IDOL (363) KOLACT
JOSH 18-9109 36 34 0 262 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA
POCKET NEWS 19-5364 19 13 0 127 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (395) ZUWAYZA
LHISSON 29-5456 48 45 0 179 MID EARTH (316) LAPUR
SHINY PENNY 32-3789 78 132 2 200 FOUND IN THE SAND (360) ARVAT
MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430 84 46 4 267 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
RAGGEDY ANN 45-4148 52 32 0 197 DARQUE FORCES (348) STORMCROWE
EVANGELION 59-2340 43 35 1 197 IMPROVED ILLUSION (349) ILLIS
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623 33 47 1 141 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG
HEINRIK 81-1257 47 46 1 200 CLAN LONGBEARD (374) SHADOWSPIRE