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Date : 07/16/2013 Duedate: 07/29/2013
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 52
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 276 181 2 60.4 SAND DANCERS 76/38
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 SAND DANCERS 77/72
2 DARQUE AGES 81/335 107 101 2 51.4 SAND DANCERS 78/43
DARQUE FORCES 31/318 SAND DANCERS 46/270
DARQUE FORCES 45/348 SAND DANCERS 51/253
IMPROVED ILLUSION 59/349 THE MOONDOGS 10/247
3 VIKINGS 10/355 77 86 1 47.2 GOLDEN CANYON 26/254
SENTINELS 7/354 STORM RIDERS II 1/67
DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/334 THE ILLUMINATI 37/46
4 MID EARTH 29/316 71 81 0 46.7 BLOOD + ORANGES 51/47
YAMA BUSHI 30/317 CIRQUE DU MASQUES 58/251
CLAN LONGBEARD 81/374 BLUVALLEY WARRIORS 46/255
5 BLUE MOON 9/249 1642 2159 21 43.2 CHAN CHI MONASTERY 53/250
REFUGEES 65/151 CHAN CHI MONASTERY 65/120
REFORMERS 64/252 CHAN CHI MONASTERY 2 65/122
STORM RIDERS 1/45 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS 19/395
THE FAMILY 43/248 6 END 13/298 90 132 1 40.5
ILLFANG PACT 1/111 SHEPHERDS 18/359
SAND DANCERS 65/78 ALASTARIAN IDOL 10/363
SAND DANCERS 74/36 FOUND IN THE SAND 32/360
SAND DANCERS 75/37 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS 65/361
THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
Reflections by the Champion of the Horn
So after our fight, I asked Assur to look up my records against Almost Pretty.
It is more than pretty... if your manager is Suave. For myself, it is a very ugly
record. She has beaten me more times than I'd care to admit! So a great win for me.
Heinrik gets my challenge, the youngest warrior available.
-- Josh
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Okay, it's hot, it's humid, the lightning pigeons are crashing into buildings,
and things are generally screwed up all across Ghea.
We had fourteen fights, which means twenty-six people and two Rats of Unusual
Size out there sweating on the sands. Three challenges. Nobody was avoided,
Heinrick got the most challenges.
COPERNICUS (81-163) (23-13-1,42) of DARQUE AGES fought R.O.U.S. (107-4) (0-0-
0,50) of Fine Imported Standbys. COPERNICUS defeated R.O.U.S. in a 2 minute duel.
Rat number one.
HUGH CAPET (81-690) (25-31-4,48) of DARQUE AGES fought R.O.U.S. (107-4) (0-0-
0,50) of Fine Imported Standbys. HUGH CAPET slimly lost to R.O.U.S. in a crowd
pleasing 5 minute bloody bout. Rat number two.
POCKET NEWS (19-5364) (19-14-0,121) of THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS fought RUTH (18-
10121) (31-24-0,119) of SHEPHERDS. POCKET NEWS was unbelievably bested by RUTH in an
exciting 3 minute brutal contest. Why is this unbelievable? I'm not getting that.
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA (65-6623) (34-47-1,151) of GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS fought PINCH
BLISTER (18-9859) (41-53-0,126) of CENTER FOR OLDS. VIRGINIA, NO SANTA defeated
PINCH BLISTER in an exciting 3 minute bloody match. Only moderately exciting,
really.
JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (46-36-0,163) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought ANZAHANZEK (7-
6204) (25-15-0,143) of SENTINELS. JELLO KNUCKLES was overpowered by ANZAHANZEK in a
popular 1 minute uneven match. This fight caused the most point movements,
Anzahanzek up 26, Jello down 17.
FAN ZHEN (81-1288) (40-30-2,199) of DARQUE AGES fought 1977 AMC MATADOR (42-
4116) (62-48-0,171) of COLOR ME SUAVE. FAN ZHEN savagely defeated 1977 AMC MATADOR
in an action packed 2 minute gory duel. That Matador seems to need a tune-up.
ALMOST PRETTY (42-4496) (68-40-0,191) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought CAJETAN (7-6036)
(25-24-1,153) of SENTINELS. ALMOST PRETTY vanquished CAJETAN in an action packed 1
minute uneven duel. Almost pretty, but definitely successful.
THE HYPHEN-DASH (42-4499) (40-31-1,191) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought THE BRIDE (45-
4180) (51-27-2,188) of DARQUE FORCES. THE HYPHEN-DASH was devastated by THE BRIDE in
a 1 minute one-sided competition. If the Bride marries him, will she hyphenate her
name?
OBROJOBO (7-5869) (35-34-1,198) of SENTINELS fought THE UPRIGHT MAN (10-5185)
(28-30-0,164) of ALASTARIAN IDOL. OBROJOBO vanquished THE UPRIGHT MAN in an exciting
1 minute mismatched fight. Now he's the Horizontal Man.
MOIST TOWELETTE (42-4430) (85-46-4,289) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought LHISSON (29-
5456) (49-45-0,194) of MID EARTH. MOIST TOWELETTE overpowered LHISSON in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute mismatched match. All in the interests of cleanliness, you know.
FROO-FROO (18-9589) (76-37-4,254) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought AZAGHAL (81-1223)
(37-35-1,213) of DRAGONBANE GUILD. FROO-FROO devastated AZAGHAL in a 1 minute one-
sided contest. How not surprising.
The challenges:
EVANGELION (59-2340) (43-36-1,191) of IMPROVED ILLUSION challenged GAD (18-9239)
(43-49-1,227) of SHEPHERDS. Up 36. EVANGELION was defeated by GAD in a 2 minute
Challenge duel. Natural enough.
SHINY PENNY (32-3789) (79-132-2,202) of FOUND IN THE SAND challenged RAGGEDY ANN
(45-4148) (52-33-0,193) of DARQUE FORCES. Down 9. SHINY PENNY viciously subdued
RAGGEDY ANN in a 2 minute Challenge battle. Okay.
For the title, following through on his statement in his column, JOSH (18-9109) (37-
34-0,288) of SHEPHERDS challenged HEINRIK (81-1257) (48-46-1,215) of CLAN LONGBEARD.
Down 73. JOSH was devastated by HEINRIK in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title
fight. Our congratulations to Heinrik.
Larkin
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HEINRIK 81-1257 49 46 1 228 CLAN LONGBEARD (374) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430 86 46 4 300 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
FROO-FROO 18-9589 77 37 4 266 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
GAD 18-9239 44 49 1 235 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA
SHINY PENNY 32-3789 80 132 2 218 FOUND IN THE SAND (360) ARVAT
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
FAN ZHEN 81-1288 41 30 2 207 DARQUE AGES (335) SHADOWSPIRE
THE BRIDE 45-4180 52 27 2 206 DARQUE FORCES (348) STORMCROWE
AZAGHAL 81-1223 37 36 1 200 DRAGONBANE GUILD (334) SHADOWSPIRE
OBROJOBO 7-5869 36 34 1 200 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
LHISSON 29-5456 49 46 196 MID EARTH (316) LAPUR
ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 69 40 193 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
JOSH 18-9109 37 35 191 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA
RAGGEDY ANN 45-4148 52 34 190 DARQUE FORCES (348) STORMCROWE
EVANGELION 59-2340 43 37 1 189 IMPROVED ILLUSION (349) ILLIS
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 40 32 1 185 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 62 49 176 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
ANZAHANZEK 7-6204 26 15 169 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185 28 31 164 ALASTARIAN IDOL (363) KOLACT
CAJETAN 7-6036 25 25 1 160 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623 35 47 1 153 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 46 37 146 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
PINCH BLISTER 18-9859 41 54 130 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
RUTH 18-10121 32 24 128 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA
POCKET NEWS 19-5364 19 15 120 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (395) ZUWAYZA
-STEAL HOME 83-138 29 12 3 102 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-ROID FLOYD 83-61 17 4 55 PUNY ORC PELOTON (396) TELORINTHE
COPERNICUS 81-163 24 13 1 51 DARQUE AGES (335) SHADOWSPIRE
-QUINN 81-1634 15 13 1 51 THE MOTHERSHIP 011 (393) SHADOWSPIRE
HUGH CAPET 81-690 25 32 4 47 DARQUE AGES (335) SHADOWSPIRE
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Cajetan -- Thanks so much for the train. I doubt it will make me more valuable, but
it might make me a better fighter. -- Shiny Penny
Fan Zhen -- I may have the fights, but my development continues very slowly. -- The
Upright Man
Ran over -- Ruth
Pocket News -- Not sure I'd give you Magnificent. But you are entertaining. --
Virginia
Evangelion -- My favor. -- Gad
Josh -- Primus? Seems a hard fate, but if that's where you gotta go, then you gotta
go there. -- Pocket News
Truth Revealed! No Santa in July! Reindeer Succumb to Heat Prostration! Newspapers
Burst into Flames! Inside story on page 7. -- Pocket News
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
JOSH was devastated by HEINRIK in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
SHINY PENNY viciously subdued RAGGEDY ANN in a 2 minute Challenge battle.
EVANGELION was defeated by GAD in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
FROO-FROO devastated AZAGHAL in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
MOIST TOWELETTE overpowered LHISSON in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
OBROJOBO vanquished THE UPRIGHT MAN in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
THE HYPHEN-DASH was devastated by THE BRIDE in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
ALMOST PRETTY vanquished CAJETAN in a action packed 1 minute uneven duel.
FAN ZHEN savagely defeated 1977 AMC MATADOR in a action packed 2 minute gory duel.
JELLO KNUCKLES was overpowered by ANZAHANZEK in a popular 1 minute uneven match.
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA defeated PINCH BLISTER in a exciting 3 minute bloody match.
POCKET NEWS was unbelievably bested by RUTH in a exciting 3 minute brutal contest.
HUGH CAPET slimly lost to R.O.U.S. in a crowd pleasing 5 minute bloody bout.
COPERNICUS defeated R.O.U.S. in a 2 minute duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|WALL OF STEEL 4 PARRY-STRIKE 8 - 2 - 0 80 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 STRIKING ATTACK 11 - 4 - 0 73 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 SLASHING ATTACK 18 - 11 - 0 62 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 AIMED BLOW 12 - 8 - 0 60 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 16 - 13 - 0 55 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 LUNGING ATTACK 18 - 16 - 0 53 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 WALL OF STEEL 17 - 17 - 0 50 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 BASHING ATTACK 11 - 13 - 0 46 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-LUNGE 11 - 17 - 0 39 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 TOTAL PARRY 10 - 27 - 0 27 |
Turn 52 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 2 3 SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 2 2 LUNGING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 2 2 PARRY-LUNGE
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 1 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 3 1 STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 2 1 AIMED BLOW
1 WALL OF STEEL
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK HEINRIK 81-1257 49 46 1 228 CLAN LONGBEARD (374)
STRIKING ATTACK MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430 86 46 4 300 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
SLASHING ATTACK FROO-FROO 18-9589 77 37 4 266 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
PARRY-LUNGE GAD 18-9239 44 49 1 235 SHEPHERDS (359)
BASHING ATTACK SHINY PENNY 32-3789 80 132 2 218 FOUND IN THE SAND (360)
AIMED BLOW LHISSON 29-5456 49 46 0 196 MID EARTH (316)
WALL OF STEEL ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 69 40 0 193 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
TOTAL PARRY RAGGEDY ANN 45-4148 52 34 0 190 DARQUE FORCES (348)
PARRY-RIPOSTE EVANGELION 59-2340 43 37 1 189 IMPROVED ILLUSION (349)
PARRY-STRIKE ANZAHANZEK 7-6204 26 15 0 169 SENTINELS (354)
The overall popularity leader is SHINY PENNY 32-3789. The most popular warrior this
turn was POCKET NEWS 19-5364. The ten other most popular fighters were FAN ZHEN
81-1288, VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623, SHINY PENNY 32-3789, PINCH BLISTER 18-9859, HUGH
CAPET 81-690, GAD 18-9239, MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430, OBROJOBO 7-5869, THE BRIDE
45-4180, and ANZAHANZEK 7-6204.
The least popular fighter this week was AZAGHAL 81-1223. The other ten least popular
fighters were JOSH 18-9109, JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, CAJETAN 7-6036, THE HYPHEN-DASH
42-4499, THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185, LHISSON 29-5456, COPERNICUS 81-163, RUTH 18-10121,
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, and RAGGEDY ANN 45-4148.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
BONSUR(7) 2 1 0 LAPUR(29) 0 1 0 ILLIS(59) 0 1 0
KOLACT(10) 0 1 0 ARVAT(32) 1 0 0 DAL SHANG(65) 1 0 0
TALCAMA(18) 3 2 0 RODEKI(42) 2 3 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 3 2 0
ZUWAYZA(19) 0 1 0 STORMCROWE(45) 1 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
OBROJOBO 7-5869 36 34 1 200 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185 28 31 0 164 ALASTARIAN IDOL (363) KOLACT
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
FROO-FROO 18-9589 77 37 4 266 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
POCKET NEWS 19-5364 19 15 0 120 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (395) ZUWAYZA
LHISSON 29-5456 49 46 0 196 MID EARTH (316) LAPUR
SHINY PENNY 32-3789 80 132 2 218 FOUND IN THE SAND (360) ARVAT
MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430 86 46 4 300 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
THE BRIDE 45-4180 52 27 2 206 DARQUE FORCES (348) STORMCROWE
EVANGELION 59-2340 43 37 1 189 IMPROVED ILLUSION (349) ILLIS
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623 35 47 1 153 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG
HEINRIK 81-1257 49 46 1 228 CLAN LONGBEARD (374) SHADOWSPIRE