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Date : 07/30/2013 Duedate: 08/12/2013
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 53
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 279 185 2 60.1 SAND DANCERS 76/38
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 SAND DANCERS 77/72
2 DARQUE AGES 81/335 112 102 2 52.3 SAND DANCERS 78/43
DARQUE FORCES 31/318 SAND DANCERS 46/270
DARQUE FORCES 45/348 SAND DANCERS 51/253
IMPROVED ILLUSION 59/349 THE MOONDOGS 10/247
3-VIKINGS 10/355 77 86 1 47.2 GOLDEN CANYON 26/254
SENTINELS 7/354 STORM RIDERS II 1/67
DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/334 THE ILLUMINATI 37/46
4 MID EARTH 29/316 71 83 0 46.1 BLOOD + ORANGES 51/47
YAMA BUSHI 30/317 CIRQUE DU MASQUES 58/251
CLAN LONGBEARD 81/374 BLUVALLEY WARRIORS 46/255
5 BLUE MOON 9/249 1642 2160 21 43.2 CHAN CHI MONASTERY 53/250
REFUGEES 65/151 CHAN CHI MONASTERY 65/120
REFORMERS 64/252 CHAN CHI MONASTERY 2 65/122
STORM RIDERS 1/45 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS 19/395
THE FAMILY 43/248 6 END 13/298 94 134 1 41.2
ILLFANG PACT 1/111 SHEPHERDS 18/359
SAND DANCERS 65/78 ALASTARIAN IDOL 10/363
SAND DANCERS 74/36 FOUND IN THE SAND 32/360
SAND DANCERS 75/37 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS 65/361
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
The Unknown Spymaster is shut up in a barrel of Zontanis, and people are mashing
melons on them all. Seems like a good plan.
Shiny Penny got the most points, 12. Lhisson dropped the most, 9. Same fight.
Nobody was most avoided, but Evangelion was most challenged.
Thirteen fights, one challenge, four standbys. It must be the fog. Nobody
could FIND the arena to fight.
COPERNICUS (81-163) (24-13-1,51) of DARQUE AGES fought CAPTURED PIRATE KING
(107-2) (0-0-0,30) of Fine Imported Standbys. COPERNICUS savagely defeated CAPTURED
PIRATE KING in a 3 minute bloody conflict. Becareful there, Captured Pirate Kings
don't grow on trees, you know.
JOAN OF ARC (81-165) (22-19-0,36) of DARQUE AGES fought RIRORNI SOLDIER (107-3)
(0-0-0,30) of Fine Imported Standbys. JOAN OF ARC subdued RIRORNI SOLDIER in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute match. For that matter, neither do Rirorni Soldiers, but you CAN
find them strewn around in the grass.
HUGH CAPET (81-690) (25-32-4,47) of DARQUE AGES fought ALASTARIAN DESERTER (107-
1) (0-0-0,30) of Fine Imported Standbys. HUGH CAPET bested ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a
crowd pleasing 4 minute conflict. Osterize that Deserter!
JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (46-37-0,146) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought IMPRISONED SPY
(107-9) (0-0-0,170) of Fine Imported Standbys. JELLO KNUCKLES was savagely defeated
by IMPRISONED SPY in an exciting 3 minute fight. Oops!
PINCH BLISTER (18-9859) (41-54-0,130) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought RUTH (18-10121)
(32-24-0,128) of SHEPHERDS. PINCH BLISTER was overpowered by RUTH in an action
packed 7 minute one-sided fight. Ruth being, as you might guess, ruthless.
THE UPRIGHT MAN (10-5185) (28-31-0,164) of ALASTARIAN IDOL fought POCKET NEWS
(19-5364) (19-15-0,120) of THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS. THE UPRIGHT MAN vanquished POCKET
NEWS in an action packed 1 minute one-sided duel. Some people don't believe in
bowing to the power of the press.
FAN ZHEN (81-1288) (41-30-2,207) of DARQUE AGES fought 1977 AMC MATADOR (42-
4116) (62-49-0,176) of COLOR ME SUAVE. FAN ZHEN overpowered 1977 AMC MATADOR in a 2
minute gruesome uneven melee. If you don't challenge and avoid, you can count on
uneven matches. For reasons that escape me, the handicapper likes this.
THE HYPHEN-DASH (42-4499) (40-32-1,185) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought THE BRIDE (45-
4180) (52-27-2,206) of DARQUE FORCES. THE HYPHEN-DASH was overpowered by THE BRIDE
in a 1 minute mismatched brawl. You know, that Bride is, ah, if she ever gets
married, she'll probably be a black widow.
ALMOST PRETTY (42-4496) (69-40-0,193) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought VIRGINIA, NO
SANTA (65-6623) (35-47-1,153) of GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS. ALMOST PRETTY devastated
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA in a popular 2 minute bloody uneven brawl. And what do YOU want
for Christmas, Almost Pretty?
MOIST TOWELETTE (42-4430) (86-46-4,300) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought JOSH (18-9109)
(37-35-0,191) of SHEPHERDS. MOIST TOWELETTE overpowered JOSH in a 1 minute one-sided
fight. Josh got his clock and everything else cleaned.
SHINY PENNY (32-3789) (80-132-2,218) of FOUND IN THE SAND fought LHISSON (29-
5456) (49-46-0,196) of MID EARTH. SHINY PENNY overpowered LHISSON in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute mismatched duel. The fight with the biggest point movements.
The challenge:
GAD (18-9239) (44-49-1,235) of SHEPHERDS challenged EVANGELION (59-2340) (43-37-
1,189) of IMPROVED ILLUSION. Down 46. GAD bested EVANGELION in a crowd pleasing 5
minute Challenge fight. What took you so long, Gad?
For the title:
HEINRIK (81-1257) (49-46-1,228) of CLAN LONGBEARD fought FROO-FROO (18-9589)
(77-37-4,266) of CENTER FOR OLDS. HEINRIK was vanquished by FROO-FROO in an exciting
1 minute uneven Title battle. Fame is fleeting, I see. Congratuations to Froo-Froo.
Larkin
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
FROO-FROO 18-9589 78 37 4 279 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430 87 46 4 309 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GAD 18-9239 45 49 1 243 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA
SHINY PENNY 32-3789 81 132 2 230 FOUND IN THE SAND (360) ARVAT
FAN ZHEN 81-1288 42 30 2 219 DARQUE AGES (335) SHADOWSPIRE
THE BRIDE 45-4180 53 27 2 216 DARQUE FORCES (348) STORMCROWE
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HEINRIK 81-1257 49 47 1 201 CLAN LONGBEARD (374) SHADOWSPIRE
-AZAGHAL 81-1223 37 36 1 200 DRAGONBANE GUILD (334) SHADOWSPIRE
-OBROJOBO 7-5869 36 34 1 200 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 70 40 196 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
JOSH 18-9109 37 36 193 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA
-RAGGEDY ANN 45-4148 52 34 190 DARQUE FORCES (348) STORMCROWE
EVANGELION 59-2340 43 38 1 190 IMPROVED ILLUSION (349) ILLIS
LHISSON 29-5456 49 47 187 MID EARTH (316) LAPUR
THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 40 33 1 186 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 62 50 175 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
-ANZAHANZEK 7-6204 26 15 169 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185 29 31 166 ALASTARIAN IDOL (363) KOLACT
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623 35 48 1 161 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-CAJETAN 7-6036 25 25 1 160 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 46 38 147 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
RUTH 18-10121 33 24 139 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA
PINCH BLISTER 18-9859 41 55 124 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
POCKET NEWS 19-5364 19 16 121 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (395) ZUWAYZA
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
COPERNICUS 81-163 25 13 1 53 DARQUE AGES (335) SHADOWSPIRE
HUGH CAPET 81-690 26 32 4 51 DARQUE AGES (335) SHADOWSPIRE
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Heinrik -- HA! I finally beat Almost Pretty last turn and you finally beat me. Too
funny. -- Josh
Evangelion -- Slacking last turn. Hopefully this turn you're back to normal. -- Gad
Raggedy Ann -- I was in in one of those mood. -- Shiny Penny
Pinch Blister -- Unprotected, you are no threat. -- Virginia
P.S. Maybe wear some armor?
Dr Sholls?
Obrojobo -- The only surprise was when I found your name next to mine in the
matchups. -- The Upright Man
Pocket News -- Perhaps it was unbelievable to the odds makers, but not so much to me.
-- Ruth
Virginia -- Entertaining will do. Beats being "good for nothing but lining a bird
cage." -- Pocket News
News Flash! Ruth Is Ruthless! Newspaper in Tatters! Inside story somewhere, I
forget where. -- Pocket News
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
GAD bested EVANGELION in a crowd pleasing 5 minute Challenge fight.
HEINRIK was vanquished by FROO-FROO in a exciting 1 minute uneven Title battle.
SHINY PENNY overpowered LHISSON in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched duel.
MOIST TOWELETTE overpowered JOSH in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
ALMOST PRETTY devastated VIRGINIA, NO SANTA in a popular 2 minute bloody uneven brawl.
THE HYPHEN-DASH was overpowered by THE BRIDE in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
FAN ZHEN overpowered 1977 AMC MATADOR in a 2 minute gruesome uneven melee.
THE UPRIGHT MAN vanquished POCKET NEWS in a action packed 1 minute one-sided duel.
PINCH BLISTER was overpowered by RUTH in a action packed 7 minute one-sided fight.
JELLO KNUCKLES was savagely defeated by IMPRISONED SPY in a exciting 3 minute fight.
HUGH CAPET bested ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a crowd pleasing 4 minute conflict.
JOAN OF ARC subdued RIRORNI SOLDIER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
COPERNICUS savagely defeated CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a 3 minute bloody conflict.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 STRIKING ATTACK 11 - 3 - 0 79 |
|WALL OF STEEL 4 PARRY-STRIKE 7 - 2 - 0 78 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 SLASHING ATTACK 18 - 10 - 0 64 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 LUNGING ATTACK 19 - 15 - 0 56 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 AIMED BLOW 11 - 9 - 0 55 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 15 - 13 - 0 54 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 WALL OF STEEL 18 - 18 - 0 50 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 BASHING ATTACK 12 - 13 - 0 48 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 PARRY-LUNGE 13 - 15 - 0 46 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 TOTAL PARRY 7 - 28 - 0 20 |
Turn 53 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 2 3 SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 PARRY-LUNGE
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 2 2 LUNGING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 2 1 WALL OF STEEL
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 2 1 AIMED BLOW
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
SLASHING ATTACK FROO-FROO 18-9589 78 37 4 279 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
STRIKING ATTACK MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430 87 46 4 309 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-LUNGE GAD 18-9239 45 49 1 243 SHEPHERDS (359)
BASHING ATTACK SHINY PENNY 32-3789 81 132 2 230 FOUND IN THE SAND (360)
LUNGING ATTACK THE BRIDE 45-4180 53 27 2 216 DARQUE FORCES (348)
WALL OF STEEL ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 70 40 0 196 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
AIMED BLOW JOSH 18-9109 37 36 0 193 SHEPHERDS (359)
PARRY-RIPOSTE EVANGELION 59-2340 43 38 1 190 IMPROVED ILLUSION (349)
TOTAL PARRY JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 46 38 0 147 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
The overall popularity leader is SHINY PENNY 32-3789. The most popular warrior this
turn was GAD 18-9239. The ten other most popular fighters were HUGH CAPET 81-690,
EVANGELION 59-2340, ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496, PINCH BLISTER 18-9859, FAN ZHEN 81-1288,
COPERNICUS 81-163, FROO-FROO 18-9589, THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185, HEINRIK 81-1257, and
SHINY PENNY 32-3789.
The least popular fighter this week was RUTH 18-10121. The other ten least popular
fighters were THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499, JOSH 18-9109, POCKET NEWS 19-5364, 1977 AMC
MATADOR 42-4116, LHISSON 29-5456, JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, THE BRIDE 45-4180,
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623, MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430, and JOAN OF ARC 81-165.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
KOLACT(10) 1 0 0 ARVAT(32) 1 0 0 ILLIS(59) 0 1 0
TALCAMA(18) 3 2 0 RODEKI(42) 2 3 0 DAL SHANG(65) 0 1 0
ZUWAYZA(19) 0 1 0 STORMCROWE(45) 1 0 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 4 1 0
LAPUR(29) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185 29 31 0 166 ALASTARIAN IDOL (363) KOLACT
FROO-FROO 18-9589 78 37 4 279 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
POCKET NEWS 19-5364 19 16 0 121 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (395) ZUWAYZA
LHISSON 29-5456 49 47 0 187 MID EARTH (316) LAPUR
SHINY PENNY 32-3789 81 132 2 230 FOUND IN THE SAND (360) ARVAT
MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430 87 46 4 309 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
THE BRIDE 45-4180 53 27 2 216 DARQUE FORCES (348) STORMCROWE
EVANGELION 59-2340 43 38 1 190 IMPROVED ILLUSION (349) ILLIS
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623 35 48 1 161 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG
FAN ZHEN 81-1288 42 30 2 219 DARQUE AGES (335) SHADOWSPIRE