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Date   : 07/30/2013    Duedate: 08/12/2013

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 53

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365  279  185   2 60.1      SAND DANCERS 76/38
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364                      SAND DANCERS 77/72
  2 DARQUE AGES 81/335   112  102   2 52.3      SAND DANCERS 78/43
    DARQUE FORCES 31/318                        SAND DANCERS 46/270
    DARQUE FORCES 45/348                        SAND DANCERS 51/253
    IMPROVED ILLUSION 59/349                    THE MOONDOGS 10/247
  3-VIKINGS 10/355        77   86   1 47.2      GOLDEN CANYON 26/254
    SENTINELS 7/354                             STORM RIDERS II 1/67
    DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/334                     THE ILLUMINATI 37/46
  4 MID EARTH 29/316      71   83   0 46.1      BLOOD + ORANGES 51/47
    YAMA BUSHI 30/317                           CIRQUE DU MASQUES 58/251
    CLAN LONGBEARD 81/374                       BLUVALLEY WARRIORS 46/255
  5 BLUE MOON 9/249     1642 2160  21 43.2      CHAN CHI MONASTERY 53/250
    REFUGEES 65/151                             CHAN CHI MONASTERY 65/120
    REFORMERS 64/252                            CHAN CHI MONASTERY 2 65/122
    STORM RIDERS 1/45                           THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS 19/395
    THE FAMILY 43/248                         6 END 13/298            94  134   1 41.2
    ILLFANG PACT 1/111                          SHEPHERDS 18/359
    SAND DANCERS 65/78                          ALASTARIAN IDOL 10/363
    SAND DANCERS 74/36                          FOUND IN THE SAND 32/360
    SAND DANCERS 75/37                          GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS 65/361

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     The Unknown Spymaster is shut up in a barrel of Zontanis, and people are mashing
melons on them all.  Seems like a good plan.
     Shiny Penny got the most points, 12.  Lhisson dropped the most, 9.  Same fight.
     Nobody was most avoided, but Evangelion was most challenged.
     Thirteen fights, one challenge, four standbys.  It must be the fog.  Nobody
could FIND the arena to fight.

     COPERNICUS (81-163) (24-13-1,51) of DARQUE AGES fought CAPTURED PIRATE KING
(107-2) (0-0-0,30) of Fine Imported Standbys.  COPERNICUS savagely defeated CAPTURED
PIRATE KING in a 3 minute bloody conflict.  Becareful there, Captured Pirate Kings
don't grow on trees, you know.
     JOAN OF ARC (81-165) (22-19-0,36) of DARQUE AGES fought RIRORNI SOLDIER (107-3)
(0-0-0,30) of Fine Imported Standbys.  JOAN OF ARC subdued RIRORNI SOLDIER in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute match.  For that matter, neither do Rirorni Soldiers, but you CAN
find them strewn around in the grass.
     HUGH CAPET (81-690) (25-32-4,47) of DARQUE AGES fought ALASTARIAN DESERTER (107-
1) (0-0-0,30) of Fine Imported Standbys.  HUGH CAPET bested ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a
crowd pleasing 4 minute conflict.  Osterize that Deserter!
     JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (46-37-0,146) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought IMPRISONED SPY
(107-9) (0-0-0,170) of Fine Imported Standbys.  JELLO KNUCKLES was savagely defeated
by IMPRISONED SPY in an exciting 3 minute fight.  Oops!
     PINCH BLISTER (18-9859) (41-54-0,130) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought RUTH (18-10121)
(32-24-0,128) of SHEPHERDS.  PINCH BLISTER was overpowered by RUTH in an action
packed 7 minute one-sided fight.  Ruth being, as you might guess, ruthless.
     THE UPRIGHT MAN (10-5185) (28-31-0,164) of ALASTARIAN IDOL fought POCKET NEWS
(19-5364) (19-15-0,120) of THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS.  THE UPRIGHT MAN vanquished POCKET
NEWS in an action packed 1 minute one-sided duel.  Some people don't believe in
bowing to the power of the press.

     FAN ZHEN (81-1288) (41-30-2,207) of DARQUE AGES fought 1977 AMC MATADOR (42-
4116) (62-49-0,176) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  FAN ZHEN overpowered 1977 AMC MATADOR in a 2
minute gruesome uneven melee.  If you don't challenge and avoid, you can count on
uneven matches.  For reasons that escape me, the handicapper likes this.
     THE HYPHEN-DASH (42-4499) (40-32-1,185) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought THE BRIDE (45-
4180) (52-27-2,206) of DARQUE FORCES.  THE HYPHEN-DASH was overpowered by THE BRIDE
in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.  You know, that Bride is, ah, if she ever gets
married, she'll probably be a black widow.
     ALMOST PRETTY (42-4496) (69-40-0,193) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought VIRGINIA, NO
SANTA (65-6623) (35-47-1,153) of GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS.  ALMOST PRETTY devastated
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA in a popular 2 minute bloody uneven brawl.  And what do YOU want
for Christmas, Almost Pretty?
     MOIST TOWELETTE (42-4430) (86-46-4,300) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought JOSH (18-9109)
(37-35-0,191) of SHEPHERDS.  MOIST TOWELETTE overpowered JOSH in a 1 minute one-sided
fight.  Josh got his clock and everything else cleaned.
     SHINY PENNY (32-3789) (80-132-2,218) of FOUND IN THE SAND fought LHISSON (29-
5456) (49-46-0,196) of MID EARTH.  SHINY PENNY overpowered LHISSON in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute mismatched duel.  The fight with the biggest point movements.

The challenge:
     GAD (18-9239) (44-49-1,235) of SHEPHERDS challenged EVANGELION (59-2340) (43-37-
1,189) of IMPROVED ILLUSION.  Down 46.  GAD bested EVANGELION in a crowd pleasing 5
minute Challenge fight.  What took you so long, Gad?

For the title:
     HEINRIK (81-1257) (49-46-1,228) of CLAN LONGBEARD fought FROO-FROO (18-9589)
(77-37-4,266) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  HEINRIK was vanquished by FROO-FROO in an exciting
1 minute uneven Title battle.  Fame is fleeting, I see.  Congratuations to Froo-Froo.

                                       Larkin

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 FROO-FROO 18-9589            78  37  4  279  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430      87  46  4  309  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 GAD 18-9239                  45  49  1  243  SHEPHERDS (359)            TALCAMA
 SHINY PENNY 32-3789          81 132  2  230  FOUND IN THE SAND (360)    ARVAT
 FAN ZHEN 81-1288             42  30  2  219  DARQUE AGES (335)          SHADOWSPIRE
 THE BRIDE 45-4180            53  27  2  216  DARQUE FORCES (348)        STORMCROWE

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HEINRIK 81-1257              49  47  1  201  CLAN LONGBEARD (374)       SHADOWSPIRE
-AZAGHAL 81-1223              37  36  1  200  DRAGONBANE GUILD (334)     SHADOWSPIRE
-OBROJOBO 7-5869              36  34  1  200  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR
 ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496        70  40     196  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 JOSH 18-9109                 37  36     193  SHEPHERDS (359)            TALCAMA
-RAGGEDY ANN 45-4148          52  34     190  DARQUE FORCES (348)        STORMCROWE
 EVANGELION 59-2340           43  38  1  190  IMPROVED ILLUSION (349)    ILLIS
 LHISSON 29-5456              49  47     187  MID EARTH (316)            LAPUR
 THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499      40  33  1  186  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116     62  50     175  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
-ANZAHANZEK 7-6204            26  15     169  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR
 THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185      29  31     166  ALASTARIAN IDOL (363)      KOLACT
 VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623   35  48  1  161  GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-CAJETAN 7-6036               25  25  1  160  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554       46  38     147  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 RUTH 18-10121                33  24     139  SHEPHERDS (359)            TALCAMA
 PINCH BLISTER 18-9859        41  55     124  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 POCKET NEWS 19-5364          19  16     121  THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (395) ZUWAYZA

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 COPERNICUS 81-163            25  13  1   53  DARQUE AGES (335)          SHADOWSPIRE
 HUGH CAPET 81-690            26  32  4   51  DARQUE AGES (335)          SHADOWSPIRE

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Heinrik -- HA!  I finally beat Almost Pretty last turn and you finally beat me.  Too
funny. -- Josh

Evangelion -- Slacking last turn.  Hopefully this turn you're back to normal. -- Gad

Raggedy Ann -- I was in in one of those mood. -- Shiny Penny

Pinch Blister -- Unprotected, you are no threat. -- Virginia
P.S.  Maybe wear some armor?

     Dr Sholls?

Obrojobo -- The only surprise was when I found your name next to mine in the
matchups. -- The Upright Man

Pocket News -- Perhaps it was unbelievable to the odds makers, but not so much to me.
-- Ruth

Virginia -- Entertaining will do.  Beats being "good for nothing but lining a bird
cage." -- Pocket News

News Flash!  Ruth Is Ruthless!  Newspaper in Tatters!  Inside story somewhere, I
forget where. -- Pocket News

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

GAD bested EVANGELION in a crowd pleasing 5 minute Challenge fight.
HEINRIK was vanquished by FROO-FROO in a exciting 1 minute uneven Title battle.
SHINY PENNY overpowered LHISSON in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched duel.
MOIST TOWELETTE overpowered JOSH in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
ALMOST PRETTY devastated VIRGINIA, NO SANTA in a popular 2 minute bloody uneven brawl.
THE HYPHEN-DASH was overpowered by THE BRIDE in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
FAN ZHEN overpowered 1977 AMC MATADOR in a 2 minute gruesome uneven melee.
THE UPRIGHT MAN vanquished POCKET NEWS in a action packed 1 minute one-sided duel.
PINCH BLISTER was overpowered by RUTH in a action packed 7 minute one-sided fight.
JELLO KNUCKLES was savagely defeated by IMPRISONED SPY in a exciting 3 minute fight.
HUGH CAPET bested ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a crowd pleasing 4 minute conflict.
JOAN OF ARC subdued RIRORNI SOLDIER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
COPERNICUS savagely defeated CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a 3 minute bloody conflict.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         STRIKING ATTACK   11 -   3 -  0      79  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         PARRY-STRIKE       7 -   2 -  0      78  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         SLASHING ATTACK   18 -  10 -  0      64  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         LUNGING ATTACK    19 -  15 -  0      56  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         AIMED BLOW        11 -   9 -  0      55  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         PARRY-RIPOSTE     15 -  13 -  0      54  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         WALL OF STEEL     18 -  18 -  0      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         BASHING ATTACK    12 -  13 -  0      48  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-LUNGE       13 -  15 -  0      46  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         TOTAL PARRY        7 -  28 -  0      20  |

Turn  53 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  2         3  SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  2         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  1                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  2                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  2                                       1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  FROO-FROO 18-9589          78  37  4  279 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
STRIKING ATTACK  MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430    87  46  4  309 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-LUNGE      GAD 18-9239                45  49  1  243 SHEPHERDS (359)
BASHING ATTACK   SHINY PENNY 32-3789        81 132  2  230 FOUND IN THE SAND (360)
LUNGING ATTACK   THE BRIDE 45-4180          53  27  2  216 DARQUE FORCES (348)
WALL OF STEEL    ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496      70  40  0  196 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
AIMED BLOW       JOSH 18-9109               37  36  0  193 SHEPHERDS (359)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    EVANGELION 59-2340         43  38  1  190 IMPROVED ILLUSION (349)
TOTAL PARRY      JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554     46  38  0  147 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)

The overall popularity leader is SHINY PENNY 32-3789.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was GAD 18-9239.  The ten other most popular fighters were HUGH CAPET 81-690, 
EVANGELION 59-2340, ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496, PINCH BLISTER 18-9859, FAN ZHEN 81-1288, 
COPERNICUS 81-163, FROO-FROO 18-9589, THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185, HEINRIK 81-1257, and 
SHINY PENNY 32-3789.

The least popular fighter this week was RUTH 18-10121.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499, JOSH 18-9109, POCKET NEWS 19-5364, 1977 AMC 
MATADOR 42-4116, LHISSON 29-5456, JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, THE BRIDE 45-4180, 
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623, MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430, and JOAN OF ARC 81-165.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
KOLACT(10)           1  0 0  ARVAT(32)            1  0 0  ILLIS(59)            0  1 0  
TALCAMA(18)          3  2 0  RODEKI(42)           2  3 0  DAL SHANG(65)        0  1 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          0  1 0  STORMCROWE(45)       1  0 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      4  1 0  
LAPUR(29)            0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185     29  31  0  166  ALASTARIAN IDOL (363)      KOLACT
 FROO-FROO 18-9589           78  37  4  279  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 POCKET NEWS 19-5364         19  16  0  121  THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (395) ZUWAYZA
 LHISSON 29-5456             49  47  0  187  MID EARTH (316)            LAPUR
 SHINY PENNY 32-3789         81 132  2  230  FOUND IN THE SAND (360)    ARVAT
 MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430     87  46  4  309  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE BRIDE 45-4180           53  27  2  216  DARQUE FORCES (348)        STORMCROWE
 EVANGELION 59-2340          43  38  1  190  IMPROVED ILLUSION (349)    ILLIS
 VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623  35  48  1  161  GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (361) DAL SHANG
 FAN ZHEN 81-1288            42  30  2  219  DARQUE AGES (335)          SHADOWSPIRE